GH Transcript Thursday 3/12/09

General Hospital Transcript Thursday 3/12/09


Provided By Laurie R.
Proofread By Kathy

Carly: I'm so sorry. Jax, I'll be just a minute.

Sonny: No, it's me. It didn't work out.

Luke: I don't need you defending me to my son.

Tracy: No, you need me when you need me, and the rest of the time, I can go to hell.

Luke: Lucky and I have not been able to connect for a long time, and that's not his fault. For some reason, he still needs my approval. I wish he didn't. I wish he would just get on with his life however the hell he wants to live it.

Lucky: Mr. Lovett, no, I'm not following you. I'm heading back to work. But since I'm hearing you're a thief, why don't you let me see whose wallet you have there?

Ethan: It's mine.

Lucky: That's not a request.

Ethan: Maybe some other time.

Lucky: Yeah, big mistake.

Robin: Hey, Joseph.

Joseph: Dr. Scorpio, I'm glad you could come in. We need all the help you we can get.

Robin: Okay, what are we dealing with?

Joseph: There were 27 children on the bus. Normally, we'd split the most serious patients with GH, but obviously, they're all coming here.

Robin: Okay, we got to get the doctors to prioritize. Head injuries first, internal injuries, broken bones.

Joseph: Lacerations and minor injuries can be handled by PA's.

Robin: Good, good. We're not going to lose any of these kids.

Robin: Doctor, we've got three kids with internal injuries booked into O.R. I have a fractured leg and a possible spinal injury being assessed, but we're short on personnel, anesthesiologists in particular.

Joseph: Well, I'll make some calls. Maybe we can airlift a couple of patients to Children's Hospital in Rochester.

Robin: Good. There's a multiple contusion in cubicle three. Make sure she gets to radiology.

Nurse: Okay.

Nikolas: Hey. You look stressed out. You okay?

Robin: Hey, well, I've always got a minute for you. Sit down. What's up?

Nikolas: Oh, well, I'm on my way into a board meeting about rebuilding General Hospital.

Robin: Mm-hmm.

Nikolas: And Edward is pushing for what I think are costly and unnecessary improvements. Now, I want the best for our patients, I do. But I want the funds to be used on cutting-edge technology, not to commission a bust of Edward for the lobby.

Robin: A bust? Seriously?

Nikolas: Yeah, it's been mentioned before, believe me.

Robin: Well, considering how much money Edward’s putting into the project, if he wanted a full-frontal nude of him in the lobby, I would say go ahead and let him.

Nikolas: Come on.

Robin: But anyway, there's probably something more to it than that, right?

Nikolas: Yes. Monica will be in that meeting with Edward, and I just know the moment I walk in there, they're going to be all over me about Rebecca.

Robin: Oh, the woman that looks like Emily.

Nikolas: Exactly.

Rebecca: Hey, Lucky -- Lucky, stop. Hey, you guys, back off! Hey, back off! That's it.

Lucky: Just stay out of this.

Rebecca: No, you guys are acting like 10-year-olds.

Ethan: Yeah, well, you care to take on the winner?

Lucky: You shut up.

Ethan: You got a wicked right hook, mate. Your old man would be proud.

Lucky: Yeah, well, I'll take that wallet now.

Rebecca: All right, tell me I didn't just get in the middle of police business.

Lucky: Not yet. I'm going to call you in and see if you have any outstanding warrants.

Rebecca: Hey, you could just arrest him for hitting a cop.

Ethan: Oh, come on. I thought we were all getting along so well.

Lucky: Yeah, well, this isn't about my badge. It's personal.

Carly: It's crazy to think that anything would change and Michael would actually come back to us.

Sonny: You did everything you could for your son. You followed your heart.

Carly: A lot of good it did.

Sonny: You're the one that always said, you know, it's okay to have hope. What are we going to do, believe in the latest statistics?

Carly: I wish I could be more like you. I wish I could make peace with Michael's condition.

Sonny: If this hadn't happened, you'd be home right now. Michael would be coming home from school, telling you about some problem he's having, and knowing our son, it would be a bloody nose, his or the other guy's. He would tell you about some teacher that's giving him a problem, and you would try to fix it. You would turn yourself inside out to try to make it right for your son.

Carly: I wish I could do that right now.

Sonny: You are doing it. You're doing it right now. I mean, Michael has a problem. You're trying to fix it. Even now, you're turning yourself inside out, trying to find the answers.

Carly: Maybe it would hurt less if I just let go.

Sonny: Believe me, it doesn't.

Winnifred: This is it. This is the building where "Woman with Hat" is stored.

Sam: All right, well, if this woman, if this art thief --

Winnifred: One Cassandra Prescott, who's now an art thief and a kidnapper.

Maxie: Because, hello, you made no effort whatsoever to protect Spinelli.

Winnifred: Well, thanks to the cryptic missive sent by the Jackal to his cyber soul mate, we are now in a position to thwart this evil enterprise.

Maxie: The only reason Spinelli sent you that message instead of me is because you latched onto him like a stray dog and followed him across the continent.

Winnifred: Okay, well, Maximista -- oh, wait, sorry, of course -- minimista, how appropriate is that? You probably think that description is an insult, but dogs are most loyal creatures and man's best friend.

Maxie: Spinelli is my best friend. He adores me.

Winnifred: Oh, right, well, the Jackal's connection to the priestess is one you will never understand.

Maxie: The only reason Spinelli is in this mess is because of you, dweebette.

Winnifred: Oh.

Jason: Hey, Maxie, this is not helping Spinelli.

Sam: Yeah, you guys, we need to focus, okay? Here is how it lays out. A career art thief wants to steal a multimillion dollar painting from a very highly secured location.

Winnifred: Right, and the objects d'arte are being held in a high-tech vault manufactured by dybec-moss, who claim their vault has never been breached.

Sam: So she kidnaps a computer genius to help her get around the security system.

Winnifred: Right, one Damian Spinelli, the ace of cyberspace.

Maxie: A system hasn't been built yet that Spinelli can't get through. He's going to do exactly what she wants just so she'll let him go.

Winnifred: Which is why we need to rescue Spinelli from these evildoers before he uses his skills in the commission of yet another crime.

Maxie: They're probably forcing him, genius, at gunpoint.

Jason: Okay, shh, keep it down.

Maxie: How are you planning on rescuing him?

Winnifred: Um, technically speaking, as an agent of the bureau, I should be directing the mission.

Maxie: You have to be kidding me. This is why Spinelli thinks you're so excellent, right? Why he hero worships you? What are you going to do to save him?

Spinelli: Hey.

Cassandra: Do you recognize it?

Spinelli: Look at the lines, the ease with which it accepts the Jackal's touch. She is yar.

Cassandra: This computer has one function -- to control the code that unlocks the vault that holds a painting that I very much want.

Spinelli: I remember. "Woman with Hat." You know, when first exhibited, it received most unworthy --

Cassandra: Stop wasting time. You have 20 minutes to run the code and unlock that vault, or else these four walls will be the last thing that you will ever see.

Spinelli: The tightly-wound temptress could save herself a lot of trouble by simply asking for ransom for the Jackal. You know, there are people whose lives would be forever altered by my untimely demise. One fair blonde one in particular, unbelievable as it may seem --

Cassandra: 19 Minutes.

Spinelli: But I'm sorry. You missed my larger point. I have intrinsic value, which you --

Cassandra: I miss nothing. The painting you're about to emancipate is worth 10 million dollars on the black market. How much are you worth?

Spinelli: How does one measure the worth of a man? Certainly not by his worldly possessions, but by his character --

Cassandra: I bet people would pay plenty to shut you up. I need your computer expertise without the mouth. Can you manage that?

Spinelli: I don't know.

Cassandra: Too bad. 18 minutes.

Carly: Remember when Michael was little, and we used to try to imagine what he was going to be when he grew up?

Sonny: I think about it all the time. Like, he could talk his way out of anything. I used to think that he was going to be, like, a great lawyer.

Carly: Oh, God, he used to win every argument with logic. He'd wear you down with the facts.

Sonny: Like the first time he wanted to drive the boat, and he gave me the song and dance about how it would be much safer to drive a car if he had experience driving a boat.

Carly: Oh, gosh.

Sonny: And I said, "That doesn't really make sense," so he says, "Well, Dad, what if you choked on an olive pit or passed out from heat exhaustion, all right? Who would drive the boat to the shore?" I let him drive the boat.

Carly: You let him drive the boat?

Sonny: I convinced myself it was a great idea. What do you mean?

Carly: Isn't it funny how our second child is so different? I mean, Morgan has such an innocence to him that Michael seemed to skip right past.

Sonny: Well, I mean, you know, Michael had to go through things that no child should have to go through.

Carly: He worshipped you. He was determined to be just like his dad.

Sonny: I just -- I want you to know that I would have never let him get into the business. That's why I took him to the warehouse that night. Because I wanted him to -- I wanted him to see what a real businessman does. I only wanted what was best for him.

Jax: The paperwork's all taken care of.

Sonny: Hey, Jax, I know the test results didn't work out. I just -- I want to thank you for everything that you've done for him.

Jax: Well, it's easy. I love Michael, too.

Sam: Hey, it'll be okay. We're going to get him out of this.

Jason: Yeah, I know.

Sam: What is it? There's something else.

Jason: It's Michael. They got the test results back, and it turns out that he is not a candidate for the new treatment. I'm just worried how Carly's going to take it once it sinks in.

Winnifred: Um, perhaps this is an inappropriate time to question, but do you two have permits for that weapon? I had hoped that there would be no need for firearms.

Maxie: Winnifred, these people are stealing a painting that's worth millions of dollars. You think they're just going to talk their way out of it if they get caught?  Of course we need weapons. Speaking of, Jason, if you get in a shootout and Spinelli so much as ends up with a bruise on him, you will be dealing with me for the rest of your life.

Jason: Just be quiet, okay? I'm not going to let Spinelli get shot. Winnifred, pull up the building specs. I need to know where that computer is that controls the vault.

Winnifred: Yeah, it's already done, and said location is not indicated on the specs.

Sam: Let me see. That's it. That's the room. That's where the computer is.

Winnifred: How can you tell?

Sam: Nothing I'd care to share with a federal agent right now. We'll just -- we'll call it experience, you know.

Maxie: Perfect. Can we go rescue Spinelli now? What?

Winnifred: Indeed, what exactly do you, with your vast knowledge of things couture, expect to contribute to this mission?

Luke: Lucky is a man, not a kid, so he's not my problem, and that means he's not our problem.

Tracy: Yippee, that's a relief.

Luke: However, you know, it was interesting to see you bare your claws like that. This bitch-on-wheels thing is really a turn-on.

Tracy: Easy, tiger. You've had multiple heart attacks. You know what's waiting for you in hell. Hate to see you go there before I'm done with you.

Luke: Timing is everything, John.

Johnny: Yeah, Lulu actually wanted to see me. She called me here. Any idea why?

Luke: No, she didn't say anything to me about it.

Lulu: Oh, good, you're all here. I wanted my dad and Tracy to be the first to know.

Tracy: Oh, my God. She's pregnant.

Johnny: What?

Lulu: No, I'm not. Go on, tell them.

Johnny: Tell them what?

Lulu: Okay, Johnny has opened his own garage, fixing cars, so you guys are going to be his first customers.

Rebecca: What were you fighting about?

Ethan: It's complicated. You know, family stuff.

Rebecca: Whose family?

Ethan: Lucky's worried I'm replacing him in his daddy's heart.

Rebecca: Yeah, there's a lot of that going on around here, huh? People looking to replace the original.

Lucky: So you got no warrants.

Ethan: Apology accepted. You can stop by the Haunted Star any time. I'm in tight with the owner.

Rebecca: I don't get it. That guy just assaulted you. How can you be so reasonable?

Lucky: Yeah, well, what makes you think he started it?

Rebecca: I don't know. You just don't strike me as the kind of guy who would lose his temper like that.

Lucky: Honestly, I'm more worried about my father. I think Ethan's scamming him, in which case, I'll have his ass thrown in jail.

Rebecca: I know what -- hey, hold still.

Lucky: It's –

Robin: Make sure the desk knows where to send her parents when they arrive. Okay.

Nikolas: Okay.

Robin: So, this woman, Rebecca -- I mean, seeing her has got to stir up a lot of old feelings that you and the Quartermaines have been trying to get past since Emily died.

Nikolas: Yeah, that's why I decided to stay away from Rebecca. She's not Emily. She's not a substitute for her. That's not fair to her, and it sure as hell isn't fair to me to hope for that.

Robin: Hmm, well, if that's a rehearsal for what you're going to say to the Q's, I mean, I'd buy it. I would just say don't let them bully you, or her.

Nikolas: Okay, thanks.

Robin: Okay, good luck.

Nikolas: Oh, give little Emma a hug for me, will you?      

Lulu: So, if Johnny does a good job on your cars, which he will, you can just tell everyone that you know -- you know -- that's how this business will work, by word of mouth.

Tracy: Sweetheart, taking my car to Johnny's garage is like scooping caviar with a corn chip.

Lulu: You don't even know how good he is.

Tracy: Okay, how about if I get Alice to take her car to him?

Lulu: I cannot believe you're being such a snob.

Johnny: Lulu, let it go.

Luke: Hey, look, I can throw some business his way. How is that?

Tracy: Good, because Daddy will have a fit if we take any of his cars.

Luke: Yeah, now why don't you and I go somewhere else and have this conversation?

Tracy: Remind me to have a conversation with you about the male ego.

Lulu: Don't worry. My dad will convince Tracy. It'll be fine.

Johnny: What the hell do you think you're doing?

Cassandra: Tempus fugit, Mr. Spinelli. Work faster.

Spinelli: Resistance is futile. The Jackal scoffs at your attempt to deny him entry. You will yield to my superior skill. I will rule and conquer. A vault has not even been created which can keep the ace at bay.

Cassandra: How quickly will you be able to work when Lawrence cuts off several of your fingers? 30 Seconds.

Spinelli: Bend to my will, oh, vault of doom. Succumb to my power. Yes! I have scaled the walls! The treasure is now --

Cassandra: Mine. Well done, Mr. Spinelli. You are as good as you claim.

Maxie: You know, if it wasn't for my superior investigative skills, you three would still be sitting at that coffee shop, twiddling your thumbs. I am the reason that we are here, so you can't go save Spinelli without me.

Winnifred: Well, this mission requires trained professionals, which you definitely are not.

Maxie: You're basically a glorified secretary.

Winnifred: I am a highly qualified agent who specializes in systems and analysis.

Maxie: The only criminal that you've actually ever seen is Spinelli, who is technically just a criminal on paper, which is all your fault. On the other hand, I know lots of criminals. I mean, my dad is the police commissioner. I've dated lots of cops, and I even had an affair with a detective.

Winnifred: Which makes you an expert at everything but fighting crime.

Jason: Okay, stop, stop.  We're wasting time. We have to get Spinelli out of this. Winnifred, we're using weapons, okay? Maxie, shut up, get in the car, and wait for us. Let's go.

Maxie: Sam, if the guy you cared about most in the world was in trouble, would you just stay behind and do nothing? I don't think so.

Sam: But listen, Maxie. The only thing that really matters right now is saving Spinelli. Just stay here and watch the car, okay?

Maxie: You of all people.

Sam: Listen to me. When we find him, I'm going to tell him that we couldn't have done it without you.

Maxie: Oh, thank you.

Jason: Sam.

Sam: What?

Jason: Don't even think about it.

Rebecca: Has the bleeding stopped?

Lucky: Yeah, it's just a scratch.

Rebecca: Hey, stop being Mr. Mr. Macho and let me take a look.

Robin: Oh, thank God. Thank God you're okay.

Lucky: Is everything okay?    

Lucky: Robin.

Rebecca: Forget something?

Robin: I had to get my cell in the car. I asked Mike to watch her for a second.

Lucky: Where's Mike?

Robin: I don't know. He must have slipped away or something. What happened to your face?

Lucky: Oh, it's no big deal.

Rebecca: Ran into Lucky and Ethan somebody having it out on the pier.

Robin: Well, it's not like you to fight.

Rebecca: Look, I'm not a doctor, but I think he needs stitches.

Lucky: You know what? Don't worry about it.

Robin: I think you do need stitches. It looks deep.

Lucky: I'll have it taken care of.

Rebecca: I'll go with you.

Lucky: I have things I should do.

Robin: Which means you'll do nothing about it.

Rebecca: Right. So I'm going to take you to the hospital, okay? You can thank me later.

Robin: I would do it myself, but as you can see, I've got my hands full.

Lucky: Okay.

Robin: I am so sorry. I'm just glad you're okay.

Lulu: I don't see what the problem is. You need the business. My dad and Tracy need their cars fixed. They’re very well-connected in this town, you know? If you do this right, you'll be turning customers away.

Johnny: Lulu, you don't get it.

Lulu: Get what? This is how business works. You do a good job, and then people tell people, and then you get work --

Johnny: I know about word of mouth, Lulu, and I know plenty about running a business. What I don't need is my girlfriend force-feeding me to every person she knows.

Lulu: That's what you think I'm doing? I'm trying to help you.

Johnny: Lulu, helping me would be print out flyers and putting them on the windshields of people's cars. It doesn't help to make me look like a charity case.

Lulu: What difference does it make how they get in the door, as long as they leave happy?

Johnny: Lulu, I'm asking you to back off.

[Lulu sighs]

Johnny: Let's do this my way.

Lulu: Well, the sooner you get your garage off the ground, the sooner you can stop going on dates with Maxie. Assuming that's what you want to do.

Johnny: What the hell does that mean?

Lulu: It's exactly what it sounds like. I don't like that you're getting paid to date Maxie.

Ethan: Don't mind me, you two.

Lulu: I mind you.  Very much.

Ethan: Hey, I'm on your side, love. I mean, why should you have to watch him get paid to date someone else?

Lulu: You were listening?

Ethan: Well, if you wanted privacy, you picked the wrong venue, you know? But the point is, if you want to enact some revenge by dating someone else, you know, I'm your man.

Jax: Want to go home?

Carly: You know, when we left Michael's hospital room, I wanted nothing more than to go home and lay in bed and pull the covers over my head, but this fresh air is nice. After being in a hospital all day, it feels good to feel the sun on my face.

Jax: Oh, yeah. Spring can't come soon enough for me.

Carly: After the last blizzard, I didn't think it would ever get warm.

Jax: Why don't we go to Fiji? We could end winter any time we want.

Carly: I'll go anywhere with you, you know that.

Jax: Well, just say when.

Maxie: I did fact-check, Clarice. I emailed you all the information. No, I can't. I'm busy. I'm in LA., scouting new fabulous boutiques. I found a great one on Beverly. Well --

[Knock at window]

Cassandra: Lawrence will now get the painting. Make sure Mr. Spinelli logs off the system, and bring him to meet us at the van.

Spinelli: Well, I most vociferously object. I've done exactly as you requested. The coveted treasure is now yours.

Cassandra: If he gives you any trouble, shoot him.

Winnifred: That was her. That was her, and Spinelli's in that room, just like Sam said.

Jason: Not until I say so.

Spinelli: I strongly object to the way this plan is being executed.

Thug: Who cares?

Spinelli: You realize it's you who is being robbed. The painting belongs to you. And it belongs to me. Art belongs to everyone. It exists to stir the deepest emotions of the viewer, to challenge our perceptions. It takes the real world and translates it into a world of our imagination. I entreat you, please, release the Jackal, and save "Woman with Hat." If not for you, for your children, and your children's children. Please, I beg of you, just do as I bid you. 

Officer: You're not allowed to park here without a permit.

Maxie: I was just waiting for my friend. Does waiting count as parking?

Officer: License and registration, miss.

Maxie: I'm not from around here. I didn't see the signs.

Officer: Ignorance is no defense.

Maxie: It's worked in the past. I know my license is in here somewhere. I really need to learn to travel light.

Officer: I'm in no hurry.

Maxie: Oh, there it is. I was wondering where this went. I'm trying to decide whether or not I should exchange it. Do you think it's too much?

Officer: Doesn't look like much at all.

Maxie: Well, what would you think if you saw your wife wearing it? Girlfriend? I mean, there has to be a woman out there who just thinks you're too adorable for words.

Officer: No. I -- I mean, yes. I wouldn't know. Find your friend and move along. I -- I need to go home and see my wife.

Maxie: Thank you, Officer. You've been a real doll.

Spinelli: [Grunts] I am trained in the Stone Cold way! Resistance is futile! I have you in a steel grip which you will never be able to dislodge from --

Jason: Don't. Put your hands up. Put your hands up!

Winnifred: Agent Winnifred Leeds, F.B.I. Federal Bureau of investigation. It is my duty to inform you that you have the right to remain --

Spinelli: Fair Samantha, Stone Cold, I am again in your debt. I --

Jason: Don't hug me.

Spinelli: Gracious greetings. Um, no doubt Stone Cold is displeased with his grasshopper for his transgressions.

Jason: Yeah, we're going to talk about that later. I'm just -- I'm just glad you're okay.

Spinelli: Oh, the priestess is a welcome sight.

Jason: Save that for later. We've got to get out of here.

Sam: Yeah, Maxie's down in the garage waiting for you.

Spinelli: Maximista's here in the city of angels? A party to the Jackal's rescue? Please -- please take me to her now?

Johnny: The only reason I haven't laid you out across this bar by now is it looks like somebody already beat me to it.

Ethan: Your restraint is admirable.

Johnny: I'm leaving. You coming with me?

Lulu: No, not right now.

Johnny: Suit yourself.

Lulu: Aren't you supposed to be working? Hey, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, calm down.

Johnny: What?

Lulu: I'm sorry. Look at me. I'm sorry, okay? I believe in you, and I know that you're going to be successful, and until then, I will just live with your P.R. dates with Maxie.

Johnny: Thank you. I love you, and it means the world to me that you believe in me. That's all I need, okay?

Lulu: Okay. I just have to talk to my dad about something.

Johnny: Good luck with the new guy.

Lulu: What is your problem?

Ethan: You're quite the little drama queen, aren't you?

Lulu: Who asked you?

Ethan: You did. Has it ever occurred to you that love affairs could actually be fun?

Maxie: Where are you guys?

[Door opening]

Thug: Where the hell are they?

Cassandra: They should have been here by now. I'm not waiting. Put the painting in the truck and let's get out of here.

Maxie: Do you have any idea how late you are? Hop to, people, Mr. Pitt is waiting for this painting. Mr. Pitt? Brad Pitt? Huge actor? Golden hair? Do I need to mention Angelina and the kids for you guys to get a clue?

Cassandra: Who are you? And what are you babbling about?

Maxie: I don't have to explain myself to you. Just get that painting in my car or somebody's ass is going to be in a sling for a very long visit.

Jax: You know, after everything we've overcome, and I'm not just talking about the disaster at the hospital, I'm talking about the everyday stuff, I'm grateful that we're both willing to fight for what we have.

Carly: We love each other. It's worth fighting for.

Jax: Yeah. You want to go to Fiji for our honeymoon?

Carly: We went to Fiji for our honeymoon. We've been there, we've done that.

Jax: Yeah, but that was the first time. I mean, like a take two.

Carly: What are you talking about?

Jax: I want to marry you again.

Carly: That's great. But you know, we don't have to do that. We're already married, the divorce never went through.

Jax: Oh, yes, details, leave that to me.

Robin: Oh, Emma, I'm such an idiot.

Robin: Mommy's a doctor, you know, and it's a really important job. There were some kids that were hurt today. You know, if something was wrong with you, I would want to know that a dedicated doctor was taking care of you. Who am I kidding? It's a terrible excuse. I'm just a bad mom. [Phone rings] Don't worry, baby, Mommy's not leaving you this time, okay?

Sonny: Robin, it's me.

Robin: I was going to call you.

Sonny: So you heard about the test, right? The procedure, it's not going to work for Michael.

Robin: I'm so sorry.

Sonny: And Carly's starting to accept that nothing is going to change for our son. I need you to promise me something.

Robin: Of course.

Sonny: What I'm about to ask you stays between the two of us.    

Winnifred: According to field regulations, Mr. Stone Cold, rendering a perp unconscious is both precipitous and unnecessary.

Spinelli: The merciless one was about to terminate the Jackal with extreme prejudice and then proceed to aid and abet the purloining of the painting.

Jason: Let's get out of here.

Winnifred: Excellent. We can go somewhere; we can call the authorities so the evildoers can be taken into custody.

Jason: Forget -- don't worry about them. Can anybody trace you back to the security system?

Spinelli: Just my fingerprints on the keyboard.

Winnifred: Hey, that amounts of theft of private property. But it's an excellent turn of events that the Jackal was unable to open the vault for the art thieves, because that would make him an accessory in all manner of felonious activities.

Maxie: Why are you standing there staring at me like I'm exhibit A? I don't have all day. I have a plane to catch.

Cassandra: Perhaps you should start at the beginning. Who are you? And what does any of this have to do with Brad Pitt?

Maxie: I'm Mr. Pitt's first assistant. He placed a proxy bid on "The Woman with Hat" painting. It's supposed to be shipped to cologne, where he and Angie are staying for the next six months. You know, I heard Angie doesn't even like the painting, but that's her first assistant's problem. My job is just to get the painting to Mr. Pitt post-haste, so can we hurry? My people are waiting.

Cassandra: I'm afraid there's been a miscommunication. My colleague and I were under the impression we were supposed to transport the painting to the airport and turn it over there. And what were you looking for, miss first assistant?

Maxie: I'm afraid your impression was wrong, Miss Prescott. Mr. Pitt gave me specific instructions to keep the painting in my presence until I hand it over to him, so...

Cassandra: You like playing games?

Maxie: Excuse me?

Cassandra: Oh, you're good. But you slipped up.

Maxie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Cassandra: How did you know my name?

Maxie: He said it.

Cassandra: No, he didn't. Oh, you're sniffing around for a little computer genius, aren't you?

Maxie: You know, you might have intimidated Spinelli, but you don't scare me. And if you harmed one single hair on his head --

Cassandra: You'll what? Put her in the back. We'll dispatch her on the way.

Maxie: No! Let go!

Spinelli: Unhand fair Maximista immediately!

Maxie: Spinelli!

Spinelli: Your evil plan has been thwarted. Release her now!

Cassandra: I'll ask again, or what?

Maxie: Let me go.

Jason: Let her go, now.

Sam: Oh, I hate bullies. I'd really like a reason to shoot.

Winnifred: Okay. Agent Winnifred Leeds of the F.B.I. I am placing you -- both of you -- you, over there, the criminal faction. You're under arrest. There.

Rebecca: I'm serious. It was my favorite song, right? So I had it turned up to full volume, and I was so caught up in pretending that I was this rock singer on the stage that I never even saw the coffee table in front of me, so I tripped, went flying --

Lucky: No.

Rebecca: Had to have six stitches on my chin.

Lucky: Oh, my goodness.

Rebecca: So, of course, everybody kept asking me how it happened, right?

Lucky: Yeah.

Rebecca: What was I supposed to say?

Jax: Well, you have an excellent point. The fact that we're not actually divorced would make it a little hard to marry you again, wouldn't it?

Carly: Yes.

Jax: That is, assuming you accepted my proposal. You did say yes, didn't you?

Carly: What difference does it make? The situation is what it is.

Jax: Well, we can change it. I can have Alexis rush the divorce and then you and I can start again. Clean slate.

Carly: Are you serious?

Jax: Yes. I'm actually a little ahead of you, because I took the liberty of drawing up an agreement between us that -- you know what? I think I have it right here. It authorizes Alexis and Diane to rush the divorce, and all you have to do is sign it.

Carly: Are you insane?

Jax: No.

Carly: I'm not going to divorce you just so we can get -- why are you smiling like that?

Jax: Go ahead and read it. Go ahead.

Carly: It's your call list.

Jax: It's my call list.

Carly: Is this some big joke to you?

Jax: No, no, it's just a little joke.

Carly: It's so not funny.

Jax: The part that I'm serious about, that was renewing our vows, okay? I love you. I love you very much and I want to say them again.

Carly: I love you, too, and I thinking renewing our vows would be wonderful, but it's just not necessary.

Jax: But you're not that interested, is that what you're saying?

Carly: Of course I'm interested. I really want to go to Fiji. I'm just saying that we don't have to make some big statement.

Jax: No, no, no, there are moments in life where you have to make a big statement, and this is one of them.

Sonny: I don't even want you to tell Patrick about this because he's too close to Carly, and I don't want him to feel like he's being second-guessed.

Robin: I can keep a secret. Just tell me what you want to do.

Sonny: Okay, what I want you to do is take a look at the test results, because I need an objective point of view. And if you think it's worth it, I want you to do your own exam on Michael. You never know, I mean, what the doctors have missed. And I've got to tell you, all these years with Carly, I do trust her instincts. Something is telling me that it's too soon to give up on Michael.

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