GH Transcript Friday 5/2/08

General Hospital Transcript Friday 5/2/08


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Robin: What?

Patrick: I am not hot for your mother.

Robin: I don't want to hear what you have to say.

Patrick: Come on, Robin, even in hormonal overdrive, you must know of all our dumb fights, this is by far the dumbest. Is there a bible somewhere that I can swear that I'm not hot for your mother?

Robin: You know what? Why don't we just table this discussion for right now, okay?

Patrick: Okay, listen. I'm not gonna lie to you. Your mother is kick-ass cool. She -- she's gorgeous. She's funny. She's edgy. She's unpredictable.

Robin: Okay --

Patrick: But she is old enough to be my mother, too, and for God's sake, she's about to be a grandmother. What are you -- ahh --

Anna: Oh, hi, Patrick.

Patrick: Why'd you do that?

Anna: Oh, I'm just staying in practice. You know, nothing worse than a granny gone rusty, is there?

Carly: You did so good today, baby. I know it was hard having those doctors run all the tests, but we need to figure out what's going on with you, so we can make you better.

[Knock at door]

Elizabeth: Excuse me, Carly. I need to take some readings.

Carly: Okay.

Elizabeth: But you can stay.

Carly: I don't think you could get me out of here, especially tonight.

Elizabeth: What's going on tonight?

Carly: We're getting Michael's test results back from the specialists. They're going to tell us what we need to do to make him better so we can take him home.

Sonny: What do you mean, sleeping with Claudia?

Diane: Oh, yeah, yeah. To hear her tell it -- see, instead of telling everyone about the fact that her father may or may not have attempted to murder her the night before the hearing, Claudia let everybody know in the courtroom exactly how much she enjoyed spending her night with Jason.

Sonny: Okay, Jason, I know you're hurt over Michael and the whole thing, and I know how self-destructive that can be.

Jason: What Claudia said is not what happened.

Sonny: Okay, well, just be careful you don't live to regret sleeping with that bitch, 'cause you might not live at all.

Claudia: I wonder how much time we have before Daddy gets here.

Johnny: We got enough time for you to fill in some of the blanks. How much of what you said on the witness stand about Jason was true?

Claudia: I edited some things out, obviously, and I embellished others.

Johnny: Be specific.

Claudia: I just rearranged things, John, so that the trial would go from bad to worse.

Johnny: Our father's a free man. It doesn't get much worse than that.

Lulu: What is he doing here?

Anthony: Now that your father and I are in business together I wanted to pay my respects, let him know I was back in play, but I was secretly hoping to run into you.

Luke: This is gonna be the shortest partnership on record if you think you can threaten my daughter.

Anthony: Who said anything about threats? I wish your daughter no harm. I just want to clarify my position on any future she thinks she might have with my son.

Robin: Hi.

Anna: Hi.

Robin: I didn't expect to see you back so soon.

Patrick: I think my back's broken.

Anna: I wrapped that assignment. You know, I got the next plane back. I'm sorry I had to leave like that. I'm really sorry.

Patrick: Maybe just a bad sprain.

Robin: You're back, and you're safe. That's all that matters.

Anna: And I have to say that I discovered, you know, contrary to popular belief, grandmotherhood doesn't turn you into a doddering old cookie baker overnight.

Robin: Of course it doesnít. You are as beautiful and vivacious, adventurous, and as sexy as ever. Just ask Patrick. Apparently, you're his fantasy woman.

Anna: You said that?

Patrick: No, no, Robin has taken this completely out of context.

Robin: Oh, really? Okay, well, I believe your exact words were "my baby mama's mama is the hottest thing I've ever seen walking." Is that more accurate?

Patrick: That was guy talk with Coleman -- not meant for your curious little ears, and I wasn't serious. As if I'd be -- it's ridiculous to think I'd be attracted to your mother -- not that you're not -- not attractive.

Anna: For my age.

Patrick: For older than me.

Robin: Mom, just be flattered, okay. The handsome, young father of my child thinks you're hotter than I am.

Patrick: Robin, you're pregnant. You're not supposed to be hot.

Anna: Whoa.

Robin: Oh, really? So I'm just an ice cream craving cow now, is that it?

Patrick: Okay, now stop putting words in my mouth.

Anna: Is there room?

Patrick: Okay, just stop. Okay, everybody, just stop. Now you're an amazing woman. Any man in his right mind would be honored to be with you, of any age, except for me because I am already spoken for by this lovely woman who is carrying my child, whose own hotness is temporary on hold, because she's having my --

Robin: [Gasps]

Anna: Oh.

Patrick: Baby. You know what? I'm gone.

Anna: He's gonna be such a wreck by the time the baby's born. It's fantastic.

Robin: Yeah. Well, he is right. You're so much hotter than me.

Anna: Oh, shut up. Stop it. No. Look, I am about to be a little person's grandmother, and look, no matter how you slice it, that is the antithesis of hot.

Sonny: Can somebody tell me what Claudia said?

Jason: Come on, Diane, go ahead.

Diane: Thank you very much. Okay, Alexis asked Claudia on the stand --

Sonny: Right.

Diane: If Anthony had attempted to murder her the night before the hearing, and instead of answering yes, as we all expected that she would, Claudia announces that she's gone on a date. She plants her eyes squarely on Jason, big voracious smile on her face. Without actually ever saying his name, she goes on and on in semi-erotic detail about this big, strong, silent type. He was compelling. He was surprisingly attendant, glowing review for you, Jason.

Jason: Are you done now, Diane? I need to speak to Sonny alone.

Diane: Well, it doesn't matter if you're alone or if you're in a football stadium. Sonny is feeling particularly paternalistic today, so he is going to wield his mighty sword and lop off the head of your love life just like he's done with mine because, you see, when it all comes down to it, it's Sonny's world, and we are just here to serve in our various capacities, and I guess that's what I get for representing a criminal.

Max: I'll see her out.

Jason: All right, somebody put a hit on Claudia last night, and I ended up saving her.

Sonny: Why?

Luke: What my daughter does is her business. You stay out of it.

Anthony: This is just a rhetorical question. Or what?

Luke: Or you'll look back on being paralyzed as the happiest days of your life.

Anthony: You don't think I understand the impulse to protect one's children? That's exactly what I'm trying to do. I love my son. He's got a sweet nature.

Lulu: Is that why you tried to kill Johnny when he was a little boy?

Anthony: That unfortunate incident was the result of my mental illness. My wife paid the price of a moment of madness, God bless her soul, but she illustrates my point. The life Johnny was born into, the life he leads -- it's not good on the women. The gentle ones break. The strong ones turn cold and bitter like Claudia. I would hate to see that happen to you, and even if you were to survive, if you didn't become a target or an emotional casualty, you'd be forever changed and not for the better. Johnny would blame himself for the rest of his life, and that I can't have, so it would be best to end things now.

Lulu: I couldn't agree more.

Carly: Any changes?

Elizabeth: His vitals are stable.

Carly: They have been all week.

Elizabeth: No change.

Carly: Elizabeth, wait.

Carly: I have a few things to say to you, and none of them are gonna be easy.

Carly: It must be hard for you, taking care of Michael every day, because every time you look at him, you have to think about how easily that could have been Jake in Michael's place because of Jason, and I'm not gearing up to attack you if that's what you're thinking. I was quick to judge you for the decision you made keeping Jakeís paternity a secret, and that was before my own child was hurt for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, sitting next to his father. You made the right call, and I owe you an apology.

Elizabeth: Well, thank you, but it's not necessary.

Carly: I mean, I'm not pretending like I magically like you or anything, but I understand why you made the choice that you made, and I really wish I would have. My life has been intertwined with Sonny and Jason's for years, and I know firsthand how dangerous it can be just, you know, being with them, but I still let myself believe all the promises that were made to keep my kids safe, but they were impossible to keep. So when you go home tonight, you -- you hold your babies, and you make sure they know how much you love them, and you be proud of yourself for making the only decision to protect your kids.

Elizabeth: Carly, we don't have to be friends for me to understand the type of pain you're in, so I'm just gonna tell you something from e mother to another. You did what you thought was best for your children at the time. That's all we can do.

Maxie: Spinelli, I need you. Another crisis --

Spinelli: So soon?

Maxie: Oh, I know. You totally saved me when you retrieved Kateís email, but that was minor compared to this.

Spinelli: Gosh.

Maxie: There's a million dollars missing from Crimson's operating accounts.

Spinelli: A million? Does the -- does the glacial one know?

Maxie: I had to tell her.

Spinelli: On a scale of one to ten, how ballistic did she go?

Maxie: One to ten, probably a three. I mean, her eyes widened, and she got this really calm, eerie look that she normally gets when she's not saying what she's really thinking, and then she told me she'd handle it. Translation -- if I don't fix it, I'm gonna be fired, and in case you were wondering, I didn't screw up or steal it.

Spinelli: The thought never crossed my mind.

Maxie: I kind of like that you have so much faith in me.

Spinelli: Well, the Jackal knows Maximista's true heart, and, look, though normally I'd be more than happy to lend my assistance, my cybernicity is urgently required by Stone Cold on a mission of the highest importance, namely, finding the shooter of the little dude.

Maxie: But it's kind of too late for you to save the day for Jason. I mean, Dr. Devlin's long gone. You could still save the day for me, please?

Jason: That's when I pulled Claudia out of the car. Somebody started shooting at us, and I -- I had no choice but to save her. I thought she had information on who shot Michael.

Sonny: I know you know better not to trust her.

Jason: No, I don't trust -- I don't like Claudia, and we're sure as hell not dating. That's ridiculous. I hope you know that.

Sonny: Yeah, there's going to be an ugly power struggle within the Zacchara family, and with any luck, they'll take each other out including Ric and Trevor. I got to go to the hospital because Jaxís specialists are going to give us the findings, you know.

Jason: Okay, I got a lead on Michael's shooter.

Sonny: Just give me the proof, will you?

Jason: Yeah.

Max: I'm sorry, boss. I --

Diane: We were simply making the most of the few remaining moments we have before you ship Max off to the outer reaches of Puerto Rico.

Sonny: Okay, Diane, Jason may -- you know, may know who the shooter is, okay. So when we take care of the guy, I want you to have an alibi and defense in place, and then maybe, you know, Max can stay where he is.

Diane: That's blackmail.

Sonny: What do you expect? You represent a criminal.

Lulu: You and Johnny and Sonny and Jason are all so determined to destroy each other, and you know what I say? Go for it. I've already ended things with Johnny, and it sucks because he's a really great guy with a very good heart, but he doesn't stand a chance because you won't stop until his heart is as small and as black as yours. He'll end up as twisted and as cruel as you are, and why would I want to subject myself to a front row seat to that? Oh, and by the way, you got your freedom. How deserving -- the justice system at work. So I hope you enjoy it, but don't worry about me. I'm out of this. I just came here to get a jacket that I left.

Anthony: Good to know. Time to earn your keep. You've got a nice place here. I'm looking forward to hitting that roulette table.

Luke: I'm looking forward to taking all your ready cash.

Lulu: Have you always been here?

Logan: No, outside.

Lulu: I didn't see you out there.

Anthony: He's not paid to be seen. I'll be back. Ciao.

Luke: Well, that was quite a strong stand you took. He seemed to buy it. I didnít.

Robin: I realize this is probably the biggest adjustment you've ever had to make, being a mother of someone who is about to be a mother to someone else.

Anna: Is it adjustment? I mean, yeah, I'm watching my glamorous, devil-may-care life flash before my eyes before it gently fades to black. It's okay, you know, you can use that word -- grandmother. It is what I'm about to be. I should get used to it. What do they do exactly?

Robin: I think you should just be yourself.

Anna: Be myself? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

Robin: You're gonna be better than fine.

Anna: Right, because, you know, grandmothers are the new mothers, right?

Robin: Well, that's what I heard.

Anna: Yeah, I'd better be a-okay. Oh, these are so small. I just need some air, lots of it. Don't wait up.

Lulu: I saw Johnny shoot Sonny, and if the bullet hadn't hit Sonny's gun, he'd be dead. And I don't want to be standing there next time it's murder. Johnny and I are done.

Tracy: Hallelujah. Now you can help me convince your father to do the same.

Lulu: Sorry, but my dad makes his own choices. You're on your own.

Luke: It's been a long d, wife. Could we make love and not war?

Tracy: War is already brewing, and you are on the front line. Anthony Zacchara's been released.

Luke: I know. I must have been his first stop.

Tracy: Did he want to buy you out?

Luke: No, but if he had, I wouldn't have sold. Why are you so squeamish? You're no stranger to this business. You've been married to the mob more than once.

Tracy: Which is why I know what I'm talking about. You are in over your head. You're not the invisible Luke Spencer anymore, and this is not your fight. Why are you making me beg? Get out of it before it's too late.

Anthony: Good.

Anthony: Pink? Now it's like old times. I owe both of you a debt of gratitude. You, as well, and you, I --

Claudia: It was Johnny who convinced me that you were sick all those years. That's why I -- it's why I said the right thing on the witness stand. Said whatever I needed to get you to come home.

Anthony: You're a good girl, and home, I am, so let's get down to brass tacks. Kid, you're excused.

Anthony: First up, how are we dealing with the people looking to compromise us, namely the Corinthos family?

Johnny: They've been in chaos since Michael's been shot.

Anthony: About this kid getting shot in the head, is that you?

Claudia: No, absolutely not. When I shoot to kill, I don't miss.

Carly: Baby, this is the day we've been waiting for. You have been lost in the dark, and I've been stuck in limbo, not knowing how to take care of you, but these specialists are gonna tell me how, and I'm not kidding myself, all right. I know there's a chance that -- that you're going to come back not quite as perfect as you were before, but I can deal with that. Perfection's overrated. Look at me. The most important thing, the only thing, is that you come back, and we'll take everything else as it comes, okay?

Sonny: Hey.

Carly: Hi.

Sonny: You're probably expecting Jax.

Carly: He had an important meeting in Manhattan. We're supposed to get the news about Michael tonight.

Sonny: Yeah, that's -- I just wanted -- that's why I wanted to be here.

Spinelli: Hey, you're entering forbidden territory.

Maxie: What's the worst I'm gonna find? Ooh, are these keys to the cemetery where all the bodies are buried?

Spinelli: Look, that drawer contains duplicate keys for every Corinthos/Morgan vehicle. You currently hold entrance to the mob mobile.

Maxie: The what?

Spinelli: Well, it's the SUV Stone Cold takes when the bike is inconvenient.

Maxie: You mean, when he needs extra room for those bodies.

Jason: Why is she here?

Maxie: I'm standing in the same room.

Jason: You shouldn't be here.

Maxie: But I'm part of the Jackal P.I. investigation team.

Spinelli: Actually, I only -- I only paused momentarily from finding the dastardly doctor to aid the worthy blonde one.

Maxie: Don't you dare stop doing that. I need to know where the money is.

Jason: What -- what money?

Maxie: A million in cash is missing from Kateís operating account.

Jason: Kate's not my problem. We're trying to find somebody here, okay?

Spinelli: Yes, and we might have an unexpected clue. It appears the missing money from the fashionista's magazine was wired into an account in the Grand Keys belonging to Ian Devlin.

Tracy: For once, would you please put your safety ahead of your ridiculous pride? Admit it, you are in over your head with this the Zaccharas.

Luke: Tracy, I'm not going to turn coward and liquidate what promises to be a very lucrative business because of a nagging wife.

Tracy: You're equating cowardice with personal safety. How about it's just a smart thing to do?

Luke: How about you leave this decision to your husband?

Tracy: You haven't saved the world in years, Luke. You can barely save yourself.

Luke: I could still save the world if it deserved it. Don't sign me up for bingo night at the senior center just because you are losing your nerve. When did you start needing a safety net?

Anna: Hi, Tracy, Mr. Spencer --

Luke: Ms. Devane -- well, my goodness, what an unexpected and welcome diversion you are.

Anna: I'm looking for some action. I assume this is still the best game in town, right?

Johnny: Claudia did not put the hit out on Sonny, and neither did I. But you many want to question your faithful retainer here. Apparently, I am a comedian. Trevor has been itching to get rid of Sonny.

Anthony: Well, let us all in on the joke.

Trevor: Well, it just struck me how eager each one of us would be if Sonny were actually dead. Take Richie, for instance, he's become quite an opportunist. It's not too far of a stretch that he could take out his brother and blame me or John or Claudia. Why not an evil conspiracy, huh, Richie? Take us all out together, then your way would be clear, right?

Anthony: It doesn't matter. Corinthos lives. I'm home. Wait in the library. I need time with my children.

Anthony: Well, alone at last.

Claudia: It's really good having all of us under the same roof again.

Johnny: We'll see about that.

Anthony: My son, the skeptic. Not that I blame you. Listen, I owe you both apologies. Claudia, for having sent you off without regard for your feelings, I apologize. And John, for leaving you at the mercy of Trevor for all these years, I apologize.

Claudia: Well, it's all behind us now, huh, Daddy?

Anthony: All that time, wasted. But no more.

Anthony: All right. This family is back -- solid, unstoppable. There's nothing we can't accomplish as long as we stand strong together.

Jason: Okay, find out who transferred the money to Devlin, who authorized it -- if made any cash withdrawals, pinpoint where now.

Maxie: Okay, but you can do that after you transfer the money back to crimson, right?

Jason: Why are you still here?

Maxie: Were you born this rude, or do you practice? This is my career on the line.

Jason: Okay, you need to go now.

Maxie: Either Spinelli transfers the money back to the Crimson accounts, or I'm going to tell my dad you guys are doing something illegal.

Jason: Or do you want Kate to fire you?

Maxie: I'll leave. Spinelli --

Spinelli: Yes, I will call as soon as I have any more information, okay?

Spinelli: I'm sorry. Begging the master's pardon -- don't you think your tone with Maximista was a little harsh? I mean, she was just trying --

Jason: Devlin -- right now.

Spinelli: Yes, the Jackal obeys. And no doubt if we find the evil one in Port Charles, we will take the SUV and track him, right?

Carly: I don't like the look on your face. Where are the specialists?

Patrick: The doctors thought it would be better to hear about Michael's condition from someone you knew.

Carly: Okay, so how do we make him better?

Patrick: Both doctors concurred that Michael is in a deep coma.

Sonny: We know that.

Carly: Yes. How do we wake him up?

Patrick: We canít.

Carly: What do you mean, you can't?

Sonny: Okay, Patrick, are you saying he's brain dead?

Patrick: No, there's function.

Carly: Okay. See, there's function.

Patrick: There have been cases, rare cases, when patients in Michael's condition wake up after --

Carly: So, there's hope.

Patrick: I am talking about a one in 10,000 chance, Carly.

Carly: Oh, my God.

Sonny: What -- what do we do to help my little boy?

Patrick: Michael will be fed through a G-tube. He'll have around the clock nursing care and physical therapy to minimize muscle atrophy.

Sonny: That's just physical maintenance, right?

Patrick: I'm sorry, Sonny.

Sonny: What do you --

Patrick: I wish there was more we could do to bring Michael back to consciousness. And I wish we could make a difference, make his life more than it is.

Tracy: The city shut this casino down. Until further notice, there will be no action here tonight.

Anna: Oh.

Luke: Ain't that like a bunch of tight-ass bureaucrats to butt in and spoil a good time?

Anna: Disappointed.

Luke: Well, we can't have that. I'll tell you what I'll do -- I'll open up a few tables if you are willing to play for high stakes.

Anna: Is there any other way?

Luke: You know, was just trying to explain that concept to my lovely, but suddenly very conservative wife.

Anna: Hmm --

Tracy: You're about to prim for Mary Poppins here? Don't expect me to stand around and watch.

Anna: Oh, easy tiger.

Tracy: And how come you haven't retired, yet?

Anna: I'm at the top of my game.

Luke: Well, the proof is on the label.

Tracy: Hmm. Not even mildly amusing. I'll be home late.

Anna: Wow. She mad.

Luke: Yeah, she's always mad. It's part of her charm. So what's your pleasure?

Anna: Roulette.

Luke: Roulette it is. And what is it that sent you out on this lovely evening with visions of roulette wheels spinning in your head?

Anna: Mr. Spencer, can I call you Spence?

Luke: I wish you would.

Anna: Okay. I am a few months shy of coming face-to--face with the most ego-destroying person of my life, my grandchild.

[Knock at door]

Patrick: Is it safe?

Robin: All clear. My mother decided she needed to get some air. Hopefully, that doesn't mean bungee jumping or something. How's the back?

Patrick: It's fine. The verdict came in on Michael. It's what we thought. His condition is permanent.

Robin: Do Sonny and Carly know?

Patrick: Yeah, I told them myself. I really wanted to be wrong, Robin. I wanted those specialists to be better than me, be able to find something that I couldnít.

Robin: Sometimes this is the worst job in the world.

Patrick: It really hit me hard seeing the devastation on Sonny's and Carly's faces. I couldn't imagine being a parent and facing the living death of your child.

Carly: I don't understand. I was in a coma. I woke up. Why can't Michael?

Sonny: There's no answer to that.

Carly: Where does Patrick Drake get off telling us that Michael's condition is permanent?

Sonny: Are you -- are you gearing up to fight again?

Carly: Aren't you?

Sonny: You're going to pour all your time and energy into making Michael the one in 10,000?

Carly: You're damn straight, I am.

Sonny: Carly, look at me.

Carly: No, Sonny.

Sonny: Please, just look at me. Please. Do you think I -- you think I want him to be like he is?

Carly: No.

Sonny: We've been dealt something horrible. We have to accept that.

Carly: Why? Why should I accept what's unacceptable? Why?

Sonny: Because you have to find a way, just like I have to find a way to accept that this is my fault.

Spinelli: I managed to slip a tracking device into the dastardly doctor's pants, but I fear it's defective.

Jason: How did you get it into his -- never mind. Why is it defective?

Spinelli: Well, it picked up the nefarious physician at the home of Mr. Corinthos, Sir. Why would he dare enter there if he was indeed the shooter of the little dude?

Jason: Okay, Kate was at Sonny's last night. All right, she's missing one million from her magazine account, right? Now there is a million in Devlin's account. You do the math.

Spinelli: Yeah, but look, it has to be coincidence.

Jason: But I don't believe in coincidence.

Spinelli: Yeah, but the queen of couture would never get mixed up with the doctor of doom.

Jason: Okay, you find him, and we're going to get those answers.

Spinelli: Okay, Dr. Devlin just made an ATM withdrawal across the Canadian border in a place called Littleton.

Jason: Okay, let's go.

Spinelli: What -- the Jackal gets to accompany the master in the mob mobile?

Jason: Listen, I need you to clear your head. He is within reach.

Patrick: When I thought about fatherhood, all I could picture was an endless cycle of messy diapers and constant whining -- chicken pox and not being able to open your own cabinet.

Robin: [Laughs]

Patrick: But every day, I see beyond.

Robin: And every day you become more or less opposed?

Patrick: I am not as detached as I thought I would be. I realize that what affects your child affects you. That you are suddenly vulnerable to whatever happens to them, good or bad.

Robin: I can understand you'd be thinking about that. Especially on the heels of Michael getting hurt and watching Sonny and Carly and Jax have to deal with that. But, you know, you have to find a way to not let that fear paralyze you, to know that the law of averages is on your side. I mean, for every child that gets hurt, there are tens of thousands that donít.

Patrick: So you just hope that your kid is on the right side of those numbers.

Robin: That's right. I mean, you cannot waste time worrying about it.

[Knock at door]

Robin: Uh-oh. Could that be grandma?

Patrick: I'll get it.

Tracy:  Granny goose is at the Haunted Star coming on to my husband. Would you like to put a muzzle on her, or shall I?

Luke: Are you clear on the rules?

Anna: Yeah. Remind me.

Luke: If it lands on black, you take a shot. If it lands on hot -- I mean, red, then I take a shot.

Anna: Great. And then the little -- the little green dealies in here?

Luke: The little green dealies? If it lands on a little green dealie, we mutually remove a piece of clothing, and the first one naked wins. Yeah? Oh.

Anna: Oh.

Luke and Anna: Ooh, oh, ooh.

Luke: Whoo-hoo.

Luke and Anna: [Singing strip tune]

Luke: Oh, the toss, my favorite move. I can do that. All right, that's enough. Okay, you ready?

Anna: [Coughs] Yeah.

Luke: Here we go.

Anna: Wait. You know I love my daughter. I do, I really love her. I love her so much. I love her more than anything in the whole world. And I am so happy for her -- that she is going to be a mother. I just hate what it makes me. I know what you're thinking, that I am just such a selfish witch. I know what you're thinking, and I don't deserve this fabulous life?

Luke: Wait, wait, I am not thinking that, believe me. I totally get where you're coming from. I am no procreation enthusiast. No, kids tie you down. Grandkids hold up a mirror that nobody should have to look into.

Anna: Oh, God. You do understand, then. My God.

Luke: I completely understand.

Anna: So do you have any advice for me?

Luke: Don't change. Stay yourself. In fact, be more yourself.

Anna: But do you have anything specific in mind?

Spinelli: Stone Cold?

Jason: Yeah.

Spinelli: I -- the Jackal learned something while he was endeavoring to add the initials of P.I. To his name, something that might help you with your approach to Dr. Devlin.

Jason: What -- what -- what -- what?

Spinelli: Lesson number 16 -- keep a clear head on approaching the subject.

Jason: What's your point?

Spinelli: You just might want to consider compartmentalizing your anger and grief over the little dude's shooting, at least, until we have irrefutable proof that Dr. Devlin is, indeed, the shooter. We wouldn't want our trip to culminate with a body in the trunk unless we had answers.

Jason: I intend to keep Devlin alive long enough to find out who hired him.

Anthony: All right, bring me up to date on how the various facets of our organization are being run. What's making money? Where's the deadwood?

Claudia: I have been working on an experimental route off the coast of Carolina that has been saving us a lot of money.

Anthony: Do you know about this?

Johnny: Claudia fills me in on everything.

Anthony: Then you explain it to me. You shouldn't be involved, darling. This business is no place for women.

Claudia: Excuse me?

Anthony: Exactly, excuse yourself.

Claudia: Daddy, Uncle Rudy trained the hell out of me. I have been running his organization for years.

Anthony: Uncle Rudy does things his way, and I do things my way. And the Zaccharas don't involve their women.

Johnny: That's right. Let's not waste time arguing about this.

Claudia: Fine.

Anthony: Close the door behind you.

Carly: Do you think he's dreaming? That somehow through all those layers of nothingness, there's a spark of Michael that knows we are here and that we're loving him?

Sonny: I'd like to believe that.

Carly: I do. I have to. Michael will be the one in 10,000 or one in a million. I don't care the odds. I will not give up on my son. He's going to be okay. He's going to be back.

Sonny: Hey.

>> On the next "General Hospital" --

Anna: You got any rope?

Robin: Mother --

Anna: [Gasps]

Ian: I'm headed back to Port Charles.

Spinelli: Moose, moose.

Sonny: Michael's in a permanent coma.

Carly: Why bother to keep him alive?

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