GH Transcript Friday 4/27/07

General Hospital Transcript Friday 4/27/07


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Proofread by Amelia

[Classical music plays]

Alexis: Where have you been? Never mind. Thank God you're here, because if you had bailed on him, I would've come after you with a pitchfork.

Carly: I'm here.

Jason: Let's just get this over with.

[Alexis sighs]

["Wedding March" plays]

Carly: Here we go.

Edward: Here we go.

Mike: No, it's okay, it's okay.

Alexis: I'm sorry.

Jax: It's nothing to worry about. It's fine.

Jason: Okay, just -- just count to 10, okay? You can get through this.

Carly: Remember when I said that I could do this without you? I lied. If you weren't here, I'd run out of here right now.

Jason: What do you -- what do you want to do?

Carly: I want to marry Jax.

[Carly sighs]

Rev. Wilson: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of God and this congregation to join this man and this woman together in holy matrimony, which is an honorable estate, not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently, and with consideration for the cause with which marriage was ordained, to be a place where two people can grow and thrive, to help each other through adversity, and to create a home where children can be brought up and nurtured. If any person here can show just cause why these two should not be joined together, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace. Is there a problem?

Carly: No. There's no problem at all.

Jax: Let's just get on with it.

Rev. Wilson: All right.

Lulu: I am missing Carly's wedding.

Spinelli: Well, I'll -- I'll take you --

Lulu: No, no, no, no, stop that. You -- you guys are like a bunch of preschoolers fighting over who wants to be next to me at naptime -- actually, that's an insult to preschoolers everywhere. You guys are just ruining everything right now.

Dillon: You're right. We're sorry. It's a family event, you two should leave.

Spinelli: Dude, that is so bogus. You always play the stepbrother card when it's convenient for you.

Milo: You're always finding the lamest excuse to go out with her.

Dillon: You know, unlike the two of you, I have a legitimate reason for being here.

Spinelli: What -- dude, I am a close friend of the bride's best friend --

Lulu: Okay, enough already! I am not here with you, and I am not here with you, and I am not here with you. I am here because my cousin Carly is getting married right now, which I am missing because you guys are fighting over me, which you said you wouldn't do. So back off right now and listen because I don't want to be with any of you.

Rev. Wilson: Do you, Jasper Jacks, take this woman to be your wedded wife, to love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others?

Jax: I do.

Rev. Wilson: Do you, Caroline Leigh Corinthos, take this man to be your wedded husband, to love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others?

Carly: I do.

Waiter: Can I get you anything?

Elizabeth: Oh, no, thank you, I'm just stretching my legs.

Waiter: My wife says the last month of pregnancy was the worst. She couldn't get comfortable standing up or sitting down

Elizabeth: Yeah, I was afraid when the wedding got to a late start, it was inevitable.

Waiter: Good luck to you.

Elizabeth: Thank you.

Waiter: I thought you might like this.

Elizabeth: Oh, thank you.

Spinelli: You don't want to see any of us? Even me?

Lulu: Huh. Okay, you guys -- you guys are amazing, really, in -- in your own ways, but this -- this is way too weird.

Dillon: Um --

[Lulu sighs]

Dillon: It was your idea.

Lulu: Yeah, well, I have never had a boyfriend, so -- a real boyfriend, not a hookup -- so really I don't know what to do with this.

Milo: I thought your idea of dating all three of us made sense -- kind of.

Lulu: Yeah, well, it was a pathetic attempt to make sure that you guys were all happy. Maybe I -- I should just not date anyone until I figure things out. You know, what I do know is that today is about Carly and Jax. So unless you guys stop pretending that I'm some kind of prize at the end of the game show, I'm going to leave right now.

Spinelli: Look, I -- I promise to not further disturb the Valkyrie and her white knight's nuptials.

Milo: Agreed. No fighting -- that goes for Dillon, too.

Dillon: Yeah, we'll be good.

Lulu: Fine, fine. Can we go back before we miss the entire wedding, please?

Spinelli: Yes.

Dillon: Ow.

Jax: You have been such a surprise to me, and such a gift, like a door that opened unexpectedly. It wasn't love at first sight, but our love grew. And you showed me strength, courage, loyalty. You live on your own terms, and that inspired me, and for that, I'm truly grateful. You're a -- you're a wonderful mother with two great sons, and I'm so proud to be a part of their lives. I will promise you right here, in front of God and all these people, that I will stand by you no matter what comes at us. And I will love you with all the love that I have.

Carly: There's a scripture I heard when I was a little girl. "Love is patient and love is kind and envies no one. Love is never selfish and never takes offense." And those words never connected with me until I fell in love with you, because you are all of those things. You are patient and you are kind and you are generous and you are selfless. You understand me, and you challenge me to be the best person I can be. I feel safe with you, and free to make mistakes without criticism and judgment. I am so happy that I get to share my life, my children, and my future with you. And I know with you and I together, anything's possible.

Spinelli: Dude, do -- do I know you?

Lulu: You are not going to make me miss this entire wedding -- now.

Jax: Take and wear this ring as a symbol of my commitment and love.

Carly: Take and wear this ring as a symbol of my commitment and love.

Rev. Wilson: Send your blessings upon this man and this woman, and may they forever remain in perfect love and peace together. And now by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife.

[Wedding music plays]

Jane: I thought I might see Michael and Morgan in the wedding party -- little ring bearers perhaps.

Bobbie: Well, Carly thought it might be asking too much of them. You know, they're still making the adjustment to not having their mom and their dad together.

Jane: Well, I suppose we all ought to be grateful that Sonny didn't make a row at the ceremony.

Ned: All right, you two, pony up.

Edward: What?

Alice: Well, if I have to pay, so does Mr. Q.

Edward: Okay.

Monica: You people had money riding on this wedding?

Edward: Here.

Ned: Thank you. Yeah, they were convinced that Sonny would try and break up the wedding.

Monica: Well, I would've taken a piece of the action.

Alice: See?

Ned: I knew he was going to keep his mouth shut and let them get married in peace.

Edward: Yeah, but the day isn't over yet, okay?

[Ned chuckles]

Sam: I was -- whoa. I was so relieved when you showed up.

Jason: Thank you. You didn't think I'd show up?

Sam: Well, I just wasn't sure you could stomach watching your best friend marry Jax.

Jason: I'm actually happy for Carly. I just hope she doesn't get married again. Huh.

Sam: Oh, I don't -- I don't think Sonny is taking this so well.

Jason: I'll go check on him.

Sonny: Your mother is a beautiful bride, right?

Michael: Yes. I'm just surprised that you didn't stop her.

Sonny: You know what? Those days are over, boys. I just want your mother to be happy. Let's get some punch.

Michael: Okay.

Alexis: It's time to announce the bride and groom.

Jason: Okay.

Alexis: Okay, so you're the best man, so you need to do that.

Jason: Well, technically, aren't you the best -- aren't you the best man/woman?

Alexis: I don't really want to do it, so could you just do it for me, please?

Jason: Can't they just walk in, then everybody says whatever?

Alexis: You are such a baby.

[Alexis sighs]

Alexis: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Jasper Jacks.

Alexis: And now the newlyweds will share their first dance as husband and wife.

[Music plays]

Sonny: All right, buddy. Ahem.

Sam: Thank you. I know that couldn't have been easy for you.

Alexis: Don't ask. How's the show?

Sam: Great. I mean, it's actually really amazing. It's been a really long time since I've been good at something, and they actually think I'm really good at this. I can't remember since I've been good at something since I was diving for shipwrecks.

Alexis: Did you sign a contract?

Sam: Yeah. Yeah, of course. I mean, the show airs next week.

Alexis: You  need to make sure somebody looks at that, make sure that they check all the clauses, all the fine print. I don't mean to get on you about it, but it's important.

Sam: Oh, no, of course not. I know. I mean, I feel like an idiot. My mother's a lawyer, I didn't have you look at the contract -- that's so stupid.

Alexis: Well, you're stubborn and independent -- it's genetic.

Sam: Well, I'm sorry if I haven't said it yet, but you look amazing, and I hope you feel as marvelous as you look.

Alexis: I had my last round of chemo, and I am not going to lie to you, I'm very grateful. And you know what? I'm starting to get my appetite back, I've got some color in my cheeks --

Sam: You do.

Alexis: A little bit of energy.

Sam: Well, I think you need to use this energy, this positive thing you've got going, and put it in something good -- not them over there.

[Sam chuckles]

Singer: I find that times like these call for reflection

Michael: Oh, hey.

Emily: Hey. Hey. How are you doing?

Sonny: I'm doing okay.

Singer: All this and more you deserve it all 

[Music changes]

[Crowd gasps]

[Crowd cheers]

[Song ends]


Robin: Hey.

Patrick: Hi.

Robin: Wait, wait. Someone could see us.

Patrick: I don't think Craig's going to show up with a pair of candlesticks and his best wishes.

Robin: Can you believe that Alexis wanted him to be her date to the wedding? He declined, of course.

Patrick: Well, that's too bad, considering half the people in there are his former hostages. He wouldn't have made it past "dearly beloved." I miss you.

Robin: I miss you, too. But we have to make everyone believe that we're over. I'm sorry, but, really, this is nothing compared to what Nikolas is going through, and we cannot antagonize Craig -- he's too volatile.

Patrick: How is Nikolas responding to the counteragent?

Robin: Craig is still giving him the counteragent every 24 hours, but I'm worried about the strain of the constant cycle of the toxin --

Patrick: Concerned about renal failure?

Robin: Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on him.

Patrick: Okay. Well, until we find a permanent cure, I don't know how else to help Nikolas.

Robin: We can help by making everyone believe that Nikolas and I are in love, so that Craig will think we're still playing along. I miss being with you, too, but we cannot meet out in the open like this.

Patrick: Okay, okay. I promise I won't do anything to put Nikolas in danger. But I'm not going to give you up.

[Music plays]

Edward: Hey -- were you brought up in a barn?

Dillon: Huh?

Edward: I knew that we should've sent you to finishing school.

Dillon: What?

Edward: Your grandmother is looking down in celestial disapproval right now. Look, when you see a beautiful young girl sitting alone and everyone else is dancing, you ask her to dance.

Lulu: Uh -- no, that's okay. I don't even really like dancing, so --

Dillon: Would you like to dance?

Edward: Come on --

Lulu: Oh --

Edward: Don't be coy. You know you want to.

Lulu: Well, okay, all right.

Dillon: Ha-ha.

Edward: There you go.

Lulu: Okay.

Edward: These young people.

Michael: Like that?

Carly: I'll do it.

Lulu: You didn't have to ask me to dance just because your grandfather said so.

Dillon: You kidding me? Don't you think dancing with you just now is the highlight of my day, especially without those other guys --

Morgan: Because I already have one.

Milo: Excuse me. May I have the next dance?

Dillon: We're -- we're kind of talking right now, Milo.

Lulu: Well, fair is fair. Milo gets a dance.

[Lulu chuckles]

Carly: Come on, come on. Oh, be careful, baby. Where is Morgan's jacket? Do we know?

Michael: Oh, yeah, he was playing, uh, whatever it was over there.

Carly: Okay, can you watch him? I'm going to go get --

Leticia: Sure.

Morgan: Where is my napkin?

Edward: Jason, you're -- you're not dancing.

Jason: Yeah, I don't like to dance.

Edward: You used to.

Monica: Oh, Edward -- Edward, please.

Jason: I'm -- I'm glad you came. I wasn't -- I wasn't sure you would.

Monica: Well, sometimes I -- I go through whole chunks of time where I -- I feel kind of normal, and then all of a sudden, I really miss him.

Jason: You know, um, somebody wants to say hi to you.

Monica: What?

Jason: Yeah. Michael, hey, look who I found.

Michael: Oh -- hi, Grandma Monica, hi, Grandpa.

Monica: Well --

Edward: Boy, you guys are growing up like weeds.

Michael: Good thing?

Jason: Yeah.


Monica: It's a very good thing, you are, and, Morgan, you are, too.

Edward: So what do you guys think about all this -- this hoopla, huh?

Michael: Well, Mom is happy with Jax, and she looks very pretty.

Monica: Oh, she looks beautiful.

Michael: Just like you.

Monica: Well, thank you. Thank you. You don't know how much that means to me.

Michael: You're welcome.

Sonny: You look great.

Carly: Thank you.

Sonny: You always were a beautiful bride.

Carly: Thank you for coming. I think it helped the boys. I'm sorry that I yelled at you about Jason. I should've known that you would've never made him bail on me.

Sonny: Yeah, I figured that out. It's your wedding, enjoy it.

Carly: I know you're going to find someone. And she's going to be devoted to you and not drive you crazy like I drive you crazy.

Sonny: Just be happy.

Carly: You did a wonderful, loving, and generous thing by letting me go, and for that I will always be grateful.

Jax: There you are.

Carly: Hey.

Jax: Hi.

Carly: I just came out to get Morgan's jacket.

Jax: Thanks for being here, Sonny. I know it means a lot to Carly.

Sonny: I just want to congratulate the both of you and wish you all the best.

Jax: I appreciate that.

Jax: Are you okay?

Carly: I am more than okay. I love you. I love you and I always will.

Robin: Okay, we have to find this counteragent soon, because, honestly, I -- I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Patrick: Wait, when am I going to see you again?

Robin: Um, tomorrow -- after your rounds?

Patrick: Thank God for the supply closet. I'll miss you. I'll wait a couple steps, then I'll follow.

Robin: I thought I'd lost you forever.

Patrick: It's not going to happen. Okay, go.

[Music plays]

Bobbie: Jason? It's traditional for you to dance with the mother of the bride.

Jason: I'm sorry, I just -- I just don't dance.

Bobbie: Okay, well, no worries.

Max: Congratulations, Mrs. C -- I'm -- Mrs. J, yeah.

Carly: I thought we agreed you were going to call me Carly.

[Stan chuckles]

Carly: You've always been so sweet to me. Thank you for coming. You both -- thank you both for coming.

Stan: Well, you know, glad to be here -- although, I haven't figured out quite why you -- you asked.

Carly: Oh, because I wanted to make sure Sonny didn't pull any tricks.

Max: Where is Mr. C?

Stan: Hmm.

Carly: He wished me and Jax well and left. So I -- I'd like you guys to do me a favor.

Stan: Yeah, sure.

Carly: Can you guys look after him, make sure he's okay?

Max: Yeah.

Carly: Yeah?

Stan: Done deal. I got it, I got it.

Carly: And I'd like Milo's help -- if he could pull away from my cousin.

Lulu: Oh -- oh -- ooh --

Spinelli: Hey, um, I think it --I'm just saying, I think it's my turn?

Milo: Hold on -- come on --

Spinelli: No, dude -- I mean, come on, all's fair, right?

Milo: Oh, God --

Spinelli: Ha!

Spinelli: Oh, you mean --

[Song ends]

Lulu: Oh -- that's it.

Dillon: So, um, it's my turn again.

[Ballad plays]

Spinelli: Uh, no way, Film Guy. I just -- I mean, I just got here.

Dillon: Dude, hey -- well, she said -- she said no fighting, so we're not going to fight, because I always keep my promises, so --

Lulu: Okay, maybe this is too much to expect from you guys, so --

Dillon: No, no, not at all. No, we're -- we're doing fine.

Spinelli: Ow --

Dillon: Isn't that right, Spinelli?

Milo: Is it my turn again yet?

Bobbie: Attention, everybody! Time to cut the cake!

Nikolas: Thank you. Hey. I was looking for you.

Robin: What, how are you feeling? Do you think you're going to make it through today?

Nikolas: Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay for right now.

Robin: Okay. I just get nervous when you're away from home, but you're --

Nikolas: Shh.

Robin: Supposed to stay --

Nikolas: Hi.

[Robin sighs]

Robin: I'm sorry.

Nikolas: No, I know.

Robin: I just don't want anyone to know what's going on.

Nikolas: Can you do me a favor?

Robin: Sure.

Nikolas: Can you arrange for Emily to run into me at the gazebo? Please?

Robin: Okay. But you have to be really careful. You never know who might see you.

Nikolas: Okay.

Robin: Listen, we're going to find a way to beat this guy.

Nikolas: All right.

Bobbie: Okay, everybody, all single women, front and center. Time to throw the bouquet.

Jane: Does that include you, Bobbie?

Bobbie: Oh, I will if you will.


Mike: Get up there.

Lulu: Okay. Great.

Carly: Whoo! You ladies ready?

Bobbie: We're ready, we're ready, we're ready.

Carly: Is everybody ready?

[Music plays]

[Music stops]

Ned: Uh, excuse me! I've just been asked by someone who's in charge that it's time to throw the garter.

Woman: Ooh!

Ned: So, Carly and Jax --

Jax: Okay.

Ned: Showtime.

Woman: Whoo-whoo!

Ned: Here we go. I want all single men over here by the fireplace.

[Music plays]

Jax: I'm sorry -- I got distracted. Sorry.

Spinelli: Okay, so whoever -- whoever catches the garter gets to dance with the fair one who caught the bouquet -- so it is written.

Jax: Okay. Okay, you ready? Here we go. One, two, three --

Spinelli: It's going to be hard to --

Jax: Sorry.

[Music stops]

Robin: Someone wants to meet you in the gazebo. Remember, you're supposed to hate my guts.

[Music plays]

Jax: You look absolutely beautiful.

Jane: Oh. Well, nothing could make me happier than the look on your face when you said your vows.

Jax: Well, except maybe the look on my brother's face when I was saying my vows.

Jane: It's Jerry's loss. He has no idea what he's missing.

Jax: Yeah, well --

[Lucky laughs]

Bobbie: Well, you know, she's been asking me since she's, like, 11.

Spinelli: The garter? Oh -- I'm -- I'm not worthy of your generosity -- I have no words.

Jason: That's a relief.

Spinelli: And I got --

[Spinelli laughs]

Carly: Oh --

Michael: Congratulations.

Carly: Thank you, baby. I'm so proud of you, and I love you both so much.

Michael: Love you, too.

Carly: Did you have fun?

Michael: It was a great time. We should've done this a long time ago. Welcome to the family.

Jax: Thank you very much.

Michael: No problem.

Leticia: Have a wonderful time, you guys, and don't worry.

Carly: Thank you. Come here, can I have a hug?

[Jax laughs]

Carly: You listen to Leticia, you promise?

Morgan: Okay.

Jax: Bye, Morgan. Oh, you want to give me a hug, too? Come here. I love you, okay?

Morgan: See you later.

Jax: Have a good time.

Carly: Bye.

Jax: Bye.

Leticia: Okay, bye.

Sonny: Yeah, hi. Could you send up a bottle of scotch? Single malt, best you got. Thank you.

Sonny: Eva? How you doing? Good. Listen, can you come up to room 917? Yeah, I just -- I -- I'd like to see you for a little bit, all right? Thanks.

[Music plays]

Lulu: Hi. Do you card?

Bartender: Sorry.

Spinelli: Uh, Lulu, I'm -- I'm the keeper of the Valkyrie's garter --

Milo: Yeah, you cheated -- Jason gave it to you.

Spinelli: No, but it -- it doesn't matter. I have the garter in hand --

Lulu: I just want my friends back! You guys are embarrassing me, so until the three guys I like so much come back, leave me alone.

All: Do you card?

Jax: Who are all these people? Don't they know that I want to be alone with my wife undressing me?

Carly: What people?

[Jax and Carly chuckle]

[Phone rings]

Carly: You're kidding me.

Jax: I'm sorry, I --

Carly: No, it's bad etiquette for a groom to have his phone turned on at his own wedding. What is this?

Jax: I just left it on because it might be Jerry.


Jax: This is Jax.

Jerry: Hey, brother. Did I catch you at a bad time?

Jax: Hold on a second. It's Jerry. Will you let me take this? I'm sorry. I'll be right back, I promise. Okay? Hey, jerry. I can hardly hear you. Let me find a quieter spot.

Elizabeth: Hey.

Jason: How are you?

Elizabeth: I'm good.

Jason: How's the baby?

Elizabeth: Doing great. Last checkup shows this little one is in perfect health.

Jason: The due date is -- is getting close.

Elizabeth: Yeah, it could be any time now.

Carly: Ahem -- Jason?

Emily: Hi.

Nikolas: I can't stand being away from you.

Nikolas: Well, listen, I don't give a damn what people think, I need you.

Emily: No, Nikolas, you can't risk your life to prove a point, and Craig is the one with the power right now.

Nikolas: I'll take care of him, I'll get us out of this.

Emily: Please don't do anything crazy. I can wait, as long as I know you love me.

Nikolas: Come here.


Sonny: Huh. Um --

[Knock on door]

[Sonny coughs]

Sonny: Hello, Amelia.

[Music plays]

Carly: It's my wedding day, and I get whatever I want.

Jason: And why should today be any different?

Carly: Dance with me.

Jason: I don't -- Carly, you know I don't like to dance. I already said no to Sam and Bobbie and Alexis. I don't want to dance.

Carly: They're not me. They're not me, and you know what? It's my wedding day, you're my best person, and you can either go in there and make a long, lengthy speech -- which I know you don't want to do -- or you can come dance with me. Excuse me.

[Jason sighs]

Carly: Thank you.

Jason: You didn't give me much choice.

Carly: I'm not talking about the dance. Thank you for being my best friend, letting me steamroll into your life and making, well, some would say "ridiculous demands" on you.

Jason: Mm-hmm. Any chance that's going to happen less often, now that you're married to Jax?

Carly: You would hate it if I didn't need you, and you know you would. I love Jax, but I'm still going to need you to catch me when I fall.

Jason: I'm not going anywhere.

Carly: You know, I can't believe it -- I had this beautiful wedding and I married Jax and nothing bad happened? How lucky am I?

Jax: Jerry, can you hear me? Where are you?

Jerry: Um, never mind me. How'd the wedding go?

Jax: It was good, it was really good. I -- I still wish you were here.

Jerry: Well, I want you to know I'm -- I'm really happy for you.

Jax: Thanks. I apprec -- wait a minute. What -- what the hell? Where are you?

Jerry: Um, I have to go.

Jax: No, no, no, hold on a second. I -- I can hear the same music through your phone. If you're trying to surprise me, brother, then you're doing a good job. Now, show yourself.

>> On the next "General Hospital" --

Jax: You know what, I'm going to dial the phone. If it rings and it's three feet away from me, I'm going to be really upset.

Amelia: I have the wrong room.

Sonny: Really?

Amelia: This never happened.

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