General Hospital Transcript Friday 6/2/06
Provided By Boo
Coleman: So let me get this straight. You want me to rob you?
Luke: Yeah. You can do this in your sleep. This is a straight-on, fake heist. Just get a couple of goons, have them come in here tonight, shortly after opening, have them take all the cash in the cage and deliver it to you.
Coleman: Yeah, but why not just break in after you close?
Luke: Ah. Because I need a public display. But no violence. I mean, if your ringleader wants to take a punch at me, that's fine, you know? But nobody touches my customers or their wallets. This is all for show.
Coleman: Mm-hmm. So what's in it for me?
Luke: 10% of the heist. Take it or leave it.
Coleman: I'm a taker. Hit me again, dude.
Luke: It's -- it's "luke."
Coleman: So one thing, though. Why rob your own business, man?
Luke: Well, see, my lovely wife has frozen my assets. This is my way of getting them back.
Lulu: Oh -dad, don't -- don't listen him. I can explain everything.
Elizabeth: Good work, doctor.
Patrick: You're turning into one heck of an O.R. Nurse -- cool under pressure, calm in a crisis.
Patrick: I particularly like your sexy blue eyes peering at me over your mask. It makes time fly.
Robin: The morgue needs this. Thank you, elizabeth. What? Oh, please. I'm not jealous.
Emily: Hi. Max said you wanted to see me?
Nikolas: Yeah, the paperwork from the property. I -- I feel a little foolish. We never -- we never signed anything, so --
emily: No, no, no, that's ok. Uh -- where do I sign?
Nikolas: I'm sorry, is something wrong?
Emily: No, it's just you could've called.
Nurse: Oh, ms. Davis, I just heard dr. Drake might discharge your daughter tonight. I was on my way to tell her.
Alexis: Oh, great. Do you mind if I tell her? It's good news for a change.
Nurse: Oh, that'd be great.
Sam: What did you think I would do, jason, sign your insulting paper like a good little girl? How dare you try to pay me off.
Jason: Sam, you got to stop this. If you keep leaving the hospital, you'll end up killing yourself.
Georgie: Hey. Um --
diego: Oh --
georgie: Oh -- thank you.
Diego: Yeah, no problem.
Georgie: Oh, that's -- that's a really nice watch.
Diego: Yeah, it's new.
Georgie: Kelly's customers don't tip that well.
Diego: No, I know. I just got a few jobs here and there and then decided to treat myself. It's not like I have anyone else to blow it on.
Diego: Are these divorce papers?
Georgie: Yeah. Dillon and I don't qualify for an annulment, but -- so we're going to get a divorce.
Diego: Good luck with that.
Diego: I'll see you.
Georgie: Diego, wait. What's going on with you and lulu?
Luke: Let's have an explanation, daughter. Let's have it now.
Lulu: Have you ever been the victim of peer pressure?
Luke: No. Spencers are never victims, and I have no peers.
Lulu: Ok. Um -- well, it was -- it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing, not that -- I'm not making excuses, I would never do that. I just --
coleman: Come on, luke. Chill, man. There's not going to be a federal case over a few sips of beer, man.
Coleman: Look, one of her college friends let her share a part of a beer. Come on. Didn't I promise you your secret was safe with me? Now you make me look bad in front of the old man.
Luke: Well, I'm shocked.
Shocked. I mean, what I am is shocked that you would serve a minor beer in a place like jake'S.
Coleman: Hey, hey, it's not going to happen again.
Luke: Whatever. So -- hey, do -- do we have a deal?
Coleman: We got a deal.
Lulu: Wait -- I'm sorry, what -- what deal? This is coleman, dad, king of port charles' lowlifes.
Coleman: You know, easy with the name-calling, tulip, ok? I thought we were -- we were getting tight, right?
Tracy: Hello, buck. What are you doing here?
Coleman: The hell?
Emily: You could've easily dealt with this at the hospital in the morning.
Nikolas: I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was a problem for me to come to your home.
Emily: I never said it was a problem. Nikolas, you're my ex-husband. It has to make sonny a little uncomfortable --
nikolas: What, did he say something to you?
Emily: No, I'm just trying to be sensitive, respecting sonny in his own home. I don't want to throw my previous relationship with you in his face.
Nikolas: Of course, absolutely. It won't happen again. Thanks for taking care of this.
Max: I'm sorry about that. I didn't know what to tell him. It's a good thing sonny was out.
Emily: Yeah, don't worry. I told nikolas to call first next time. Where is sonny, anyway?
Sonny: Look, I don't want to get in the middle of this, but, jason, I know you're worried about sam. She seems like she's doing ok. You need to just calm down, sam.
Sam: Jason just offered me $5 million to get out of his life, and he didn't even do it himself.
Sonny: Well, I'm sure whatever he did, you're making it sound a lot worse than it is.
Sam: It is the first time you have ever made me feel like a whore.
Jason: Ahem. Sonny, if you want to help me, can you take sam back to the hospital? Call or go online today... out of buck's book.
Luke: I'm supposed to stand here and watch this sleazy poseur come on to my wife? I don't think so.
Tracy: The man has a way about him.
Luke: He's a lowlife and a crook who's been serving booze to my underage daughter. And if I catch you mixing cocktails for lulu again, it'll be --
Luke: Bucky meets mr. Bang-bang.
Lulu: Hey, dad -- dad, what are you doing?
Tracy: Luke, put the gun down.
Coleman: Hey, easy, easy, easy, lucas. No need for violence, ok? I'm out. I'm gone, I'm gone. We're good. We're good.
Lulu: What are you doing?
Luke: I'm protecting you, princess. You're young and you're impressionable, and I'll do anything to protect you.
Lulu: Ok, you are so busted.
Patrick: You're adorable when you're threatened by another woman in my life.
Robin: Patrick, we just slept together. Can't you roll or and take a nap like a normal guy?
Patrick: Oh, you are jealous.
Robin: You know what? Put your ego aside for one second, ok? I know that you think that once you sew up your patients, you're done with them, but sometimes that is just not enough.
Patrick: Well, this should be interesting. Please enlighten me on my bedside manner.
Robin: I will. Lucky spencer is still recovering. We both know that he thinks you're hitting on his wife. If he cannot trust his own doctor, that could undermine his recovery.
Patrick: First of all, elizabeth is a coworker and a friend. She actually knows the difference between being hit on and mild flirtation.
Robin: I'm not talking about elizabeth. I'm talking about her husband, who's obviously not thinking very clearly right now.
Patrick: I told lucky that his wife isn't interested in me --
Patrick: Foolish girl.
Robin: I don't care about that.
Patrick: Well, good, because I was getting a little worried after sleeping together you were becoming a little --
robin: What, possessive? Please.
Patrick: So we have an agreement? No angst, no commitments, just friendship and no-strings sex.
Robin: I'm the one that wrote those rules, remember?
Patrick: So we're still able to pursue other possibilities?
Robin: Absolutely. Just make sure your "other possibilities" know that you're sleeping with a woman who's H.I.V.-Posive.
Diego: Lulu and I were at jake's earlier. Yeah, something funny happened there and that's it. No big deal.
Diego: Sure. It's become kind of a hangout place for us. We play some pool, she likes to dance -- a very spontaneous girl.
Georgie: That's what dillon says. I got to go. Um -- see ya.
Georgie: He's all yours.
Lulu: Ooh. Brr. Georgie's not happy with you.
Diego: Oh, not happy with us. She thinks that we're hooked up, so now she'll probably tell dillon, see how he handles it.
Lulu: Oh, no, I don't think I like that idea.
Diego: Oh, well, it's too late. Listen, I got some business to take care of.
Lulu: Whoa -- sweet watch.
Lulu: Oh --
diego: Well, you can get one with the cut that you got from today. Listen, listen, I'm supposed to meet someone here.
Diego: Alone. I'll call you tomorrow, ok? Go.
Lulu: Yeah, whatever.
Emily: Sonny can't be around jason, max. You should've stopped him.
Max: When sonny gets like this, the rules no longer apply.
Emily: When sonny gets like what?
Max: You know. You've seen it. He's off, he -- he gets these sudden mood shifts.
Emily: You've seen it before.
Max: Look, when sonny gets like this, jason is the only one who can deal with him.
Emily: The mood swings are exactly why jason doesn't want me with sonny. It's the reason for this whole fight. Jason said -- jason said the danger to me -- it's because sonny loses control. This is my brother's worst nightmare, max. If he sees that sonny's going off the rails -- I can't imagine what jason's going to do.
Sonny: Jason has the right idea. We should probably go, sam.
Sam: No. How are you protecting me, jason, by treating me like a possession you don't want anymore? At least sonny had -- had the courage to stick with the woman he loves.
Jason: It's my fault. I shouldn't have gone to the hospital --
sam: No, you love me. No matter how hard you try, you can't get away from that.
Jason: You can't keep leaving the hospital. You're going to risk your recovery, sam.
Sam: Jason, I have already risked everything to be with you. It's my life, it's my choice! You don't get to decide that for me. We made promises together. What, was that all a bunch of lies?
Sonny: Sam, you know whatnoW. Let's just -- let's go.
Sam: You are wrong, this is wrong, and you know it.
Sam: I can't -- I can't go in yet, sonny.
Oh. You know this isn't right. You know jason's making a huge mistake. He has to give us a chance.
Sonny: Jason's been through a lot, sam. I mean, you got to, you know --
sam: I just -- I thought if I could get in the same room with him -- but he shuts down, he just shuts down on me, and I just -- I have to get through to him. I have to convince him that it's ok --
sonny: No --
sam: It's ok for us to be together.
Sonny: Nobody can get through. I tried, he can't hear it. And when he's wrong -- like I believe he is now -- if he believes he's protecting someone he loves, you can't change his mind.
Coleman: So how'd you even hear about this?
Diego: I know people.
Diego: Look, I want in.
Coleman: Forget it, man. This is way bigger than hot-wiring cars.
Diego: Coleman, listen, how am I supposed to move up if you don't let me show you what I've got? Look, you remember what it was like, right, starting out? Oh, the thrill, the excitement? Come on. Comen, I won't let you down, man.
Coleman: Oh. Yeah?
Diego: Yeah. You can trust me.
Coleman: All right. I'm going to give you one more shot.
Diego: All right.
Coleman: You're going to be my eyes and ears on this deal, make sure louie doesn't pull a double-cross, you got it?
Coleman: Now, here's the way it's going to go down. You carry the money. When the job's over, you give louie and his boys their cut, you bring the rest to me, you got it?
Diego: I got it, yeah.
Coleman: One more thing -- you guys get caught, you're all strangers to me.
Diego: I won't get caught.
Luke: I n't believe you're letting tracy pay you to watch me.
Robert: I offered to be your designated gambler, but you'd gotten greedy about it.
Luke: You're a dismal disappointment today, robert. You've changed, you've become so compliant. I used to look up to you. You were the man living on the edge, you were the scourge of the D.V.X. And now look at you -- a socialite's lackey.
Robert: Perhaps. But I do get to leave when I choose. You, on the other hand, now -- well, your marriage does redefine the term "ball and chain."
Luke: Well, take heed and protect your ball, pick it up and go home.
Robert: I would, but I promised my daughter. And I figure that if I can put up with you and all of this, she'll come to the conclusion that I'm really serious about making a relationship with her.
Robin: Elizabeth? Hey -- uh -- I'm really sorry about earlier. Patrick makes me crazy. He does this horndog routine soelentlessly with no regard for anyone else.Elizabeth: I think it's a defense mechanism.
Robin: I'm hoping that's what it is. I mean, I want to believe that there's some real depth there, but I get about an inch below the surface and I hit rock bottom. Lizabeth giggles]
Elizabeth: Well, I think it's great that you're not giving up on whatever it is you have with him.
Robin: Yeah. "Whatever" being the operative word. But I am really worried about lucky. It's no secret that he resents patrick, and no matter how much you reassure him, with everything he's gone through, he's -- he's still threatened.
Elizabeth: And I completely understand that, but I love my husband. I would never get involved with patri. And just so you know, as sweet and charming as he can be, patrick is not to be trusted.
[Knock on door]
Emily: Hey. Sorry to bother you. Max said sonny was coming here and I figured I'd better run interference. Um -- what happened?
Jason: What, I -- sonny's been herand gone.
Emily: Was it ok?
Jason: Yeah, he just was talking about expanding the coffee business.
Emily: The what?
Jason: There's no fight, no confrontation, ok? I said it was ok with me. Whatever he wants to do, that's fine. He even played peacemaker when sam showed up.
Emily: But she hasn't been released from the hospital yet.
Jason: Well, she's got a mind of her own.
Emily: She's not letting you go, is she?
Jason: Look, if -- if you want to catch up with sonny, he took sam back to the hospital.
Emily: Yeah, no, ok. Thanks.
Jason: Emily? Do you think, you know, sonny's acting strange?
Jason: Well, you know, he was just kind of bouncing off the wall. Something just -
emily: No, you're wrong. He's never been better.
P.A. Announcer: Code green, sixth floor, room 614. Code green, sixth floor, room 614.
Alexis: Good. I was hoping you'd come back.
Alexis: How'd that go?
Sam: Not so great. Sonny was nice enough to bring me back.
Elizabeth: I have good news and bad news. Dr. Noah drake wants to examine you, and if you're in the clear, you get to go home tonight.
Sam: That's great.
Alexis: What's the bad news?
Elizabeth: The bad news -- if she compromised her recovery by sneaking out of the hospital, she's not going anywhere.
Sam: I'm fine. I'm -- I'm fine, really. Thank you for everything you did at jason'S.
Sonny: You just need to take care of yourself now.
P.A. Announcer: Dr. Drake, 2506. Dr. Patrick drake --
alexis: I'm warning you. You may get away with harassing me for the moment, but don't try doing it to sam or kristina.
Sonny: You're warning me?
Alexis: I will draw a legal line in that sand, and, believe me, you won't want to cross it.
Sonny: Do you -- what, do you get off on taking my head off?
Alexis: You're going to stand there and pretend that you don't remember threatening my life, saying to me that if I don't act the way you want me to act, that you will make me disappear like any other D.A.? You threatened to kill me, and you want to know why I'm upset?
Elizabeth: Alexis, dr. Drake would like to speak with you about sam.
Alexis: Thank you. I meant what I said.
One more time for the cast of abc dayme!
Robin: Dr. Drake. Do you have a second?
Patrick: If you're going to scold me again, make it fast. I've got patients waiting.
Robin: No scolding, I just wanted to invite you out later, if you can, in an attempt to make up for jumping down your throat -- which I don't think I was totally in the wrong.
Patrick: Making up is good, especially when there's jumping down throats involved. Should I meet you in the linen closet, or do you want to actually leave the building this time?
Robin: Get out of your scrubs and meet me in --
patrick: Where we going?
Robin: I'm not telling -- it's my way of adding a little spontaneity to life.
Patrick: Well, as long as there's no lectures on jealousy, I'm there.
Robin: Jealousy? We both know where we stand. Week. She'living with a lifetime of expectation and
robert: Wait a minute. You're not trying to advise me about family stability
luke: No, I'd never do that. All I'm trying to say is that both our daughters think th got the short end. Now, what they don't realize is you open any door behind sn't exist.Crap father, robert. Because those days are gone. That time is over.
Robert: Look, I'm sorry. I just can't set my standards as low as you have. My daughter deserves better than that.
Luke: Yeah, and you can't deliver -- that's what I'm saying. See, lulu knows that I'll be there for her in a crisis, that if she falls, I'll be there to pick her up. But she also knows that I am not going to be there for the homework and the -- the soccer practice or whatever that stuff is. See, that ain't me. That's why she's got a brother and the internet.
Robert: Yeah, let me understand here. Cupcake has completely accepted your manifest limitations?
Luke: Absolutely. Cupcake and I have reached an understanding. We know each other, we respect each other.
Lulu: All right, dad, it's time you finally stepped up and give me some help.
Jason: I don't know what that means, "sonny's never been better." What does that --
emily: Don't make something out of this, jason. It's the happiest I've ever seen sonny and I'm not going to question it.
Jason: Don't you just, you know, wonder where it might be coming from?
Emily: No, I -- I don't have to wonder. He told me.
Jason: Told what?
Emily: Once sonny let go of the business, a huge weight was lifted off of his shoulders. Sonny knows that since we're both safe, there are things that he can do that he's never done before. We have a future -- like you could and should have a future with sam. What -- what happened? Why did sonny have to play peacemaker between you two?
Jason: Huh. You know, she's upset. I had -- I had justus draw up some papers that guaranteed her you offered sam money to go away?
Jason: No, not -- not to go away. I did it because I love her. I did it out of respect and concern for sam.
Emily: Jason, women are sensitive about being financially dependent on a man. You can't leave it like this.
P.A. Announcer: Radiology, 2705. Radiology, call 2705.
Alexis: It's ok to be a little bit happy about the fact that you're well enough to go home. I know. You don't have to say anything, I know. I have a -- a big, beautiful, ive there permanently.
Alexis: No. Please don't do that, sam. You need somebody to take care of you for a little while. I mean, you're just recovering from surgery and I just -- sam, I'm more than happy to do that for you.
Sam: You don't even like me. I mean, we disagree about everything.
Alexis: That makes us just like every other mother and daughter that I know. We have to start somewhere and I'm willing to give it a shot. I hope you are.
robert: Well, ladies, I do believe there's a fine bottle of champagne at the bar with both of your names on it.
Woman: Thank you.
Robert: Perhaps mine, too.
Lulu: Was that a siren I heard?
Luke: No, it's just fireworks on the other side of the harbor.
Lulu: Oh, ok.
Luke: What is with this sudden urge to clean?
Lulu: Um -- well, I -- I don't care much for babysitting, so, you know, what a concept -- I can actually earn some cash and get a little face time with my dad.
Luke: But you're spending the whole night in the galley.
Lulu: Well, I like the view from there. You can see the whole harbor. Unless you want to fork some money my way? Oh, wait, that's right, welcome to the haunted star. Now, doc, as I recall, the last time I saw you, you were clad in one of those quarantine you clean up real pretty.
Justus: Uh -- excuse me, robert. You better find your own woman because this one is mine.
[Tracy laughs] Mr. . . . Scorpio, are you losing your touch?
Robert: Tracy -- the only woman here tonight. As far as I'm concerned, the others pbyalomparison.
Tracy: Has my beloved revealed his hand yet?
Robert: Your beloved isn't revealing much of anything. Lulu's keeping him busy, and she's difficult even on a good day.
Tracy: Don't I know it.
Luke: Coleman, it's spencer. What time are your boys due here? Listen, I better get robbed in the next half-hour or your 10% goes to 5%.
Robert: Well, look at this cutesy couple. So what's it going to be? Is it going to be blackjack, roulette, baccarat, or --
robin: Yes, what are you doing he?
Robert: This is my new job. I mean, if daddy's going to stick around port chuck, he's got to have some gainful employment.
Robin: Oh, no. Which is scorpio code for "I am up to no good."
Alexis: The lake view here is absolutely amazing here. Isn't it something? I'm hoping we can eat out here every night all summer.
Sam: Well, I'd rather take it one day at a time if that's ok.
Alexis: Oh, you do whatever is comfortable for you. Come on in.
Kristina: Welcome home, sam!
Sam: Hi. How are you?
Ric: Sweetie? You forgot something.
Ric: Here you go.
Alexis: What'd you make?
Kristina: I made this for you, sam.
Sam: Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you. I'm going to put it right by my bed.
Ric: Welcome, sam. How you feeling?
Sam: Physically, I'm -- I'm feeling pretty good. I'm just -- yeah, I'm tired.
Ric: Yeah. Hey, sweetheart, why don't we go get sam's room ready, huh? We got to put your sister down, too.
Sam: Now I'm going to have to get my stuff sent over.
Alexis: Why don't you go lie down and I -- I can make you something to eat.
Sam: No, I'm -- I'm fine, really. I -- thank you.
Sonny: Hey, max, I need to talk to you.
Max: Oh, if it's about the sprinklers getting water on the --
sonny: No, no, no, listen to me. Yesterday, what happened when alexis showed up
max: What do you me?
Sonny: What do you mean? Did I raise my voice to her?
Max: Well, it was alexis. You know how she gets --
sonny: You heard the conversation, right?
Max: Yeah. Yeah, you guys got a little hot.
Sonny: What exactly did I say to her?
Max: You said if she didn't back off, you'd treat her like any other D.A.
Sonny: Did I threaten to kill her?
Max: You said you could have her loed up or that she could disappear.
Sonny: Did the landscape architect drop off some plans?
Max: What? Was he supposed --
sonny: Yeah, he was supposed -- I'm -- you know, he's supposed to have -- have me see some stuff by now. Do me a favor, just call him. I need to see him as soon as -- I got to get the -- the garden started.
tracy: It's a beautiful night, isn't it?
Luke: I hadn't noticed.
Tracy: Something about it. I don't know, it's -- it's like finding the last piece of the puzzle. Robert scorpio completes the picture.
Luke: Robert scorpio is a freeloading fungal infection.
Tracy: Not only is he keeping an eye on you for me, he's very popular with the customers. He is charming, handsome, sophisticated -- ooh-wee, what a refreshing change.
Luke: "Ooh-wee"? And all this time I thought you were a sucker for a pretty face.
Tracy: Well, I'm only in love to the extent that he can enhance my bank account. In fact, I'm thinking of coming up with a permanent title for him.
Luke: I got a few suggestions for you, although I'm sure you can come up with something very appropriate, honey bunch. ]
robert: Yoknow, I have a little pull with the croupier here. I could get things tilted
Robin: You again?
Robert: I'm serious. I intend to stick around this burg and make up for all that lost time that we haven't spent together.
Lainey: Black 29.
Justus: No you doing? 29s my unlucky number.
Laineyke y is superstitious.
Justus: Well, I am.
Lainey: No, watch me change your luck. You ask.
Man: Back away from the table.
Man: I said hands up.
Man: I said hands up!
Lulu: Sorry -- I've never been robbed before.
Luke: Chill, daughter. They mean business.
Ric: This is very nice.
Alexis: I love this house!
Ric: Oh, really?
Alexis: I do. I think it's wonderful. And I'm so sorry that I resisted doing this for so long.
Ric: Well, when you finally agree to something, you do get it right.
Alexis: You're wonderful. Do you know that?
Ric: No. Really?
Ric: Go on.
Alexis: Well, I will. I haven't been easy to live with. I know that I'm never easy to live with.
Alexis: Finding out that sam was my daughter could've sent me right over the edge, and you kept me sane.
Alexis: All right. All right, you can joke all you want, but the truth is you're amazing. You are. You supported me through this whole thing -- through the hospital, all the choices that I made -- and I know that you didn't always agree with me. And the kids -- what, you kept kristina and molly from feeling neglected. You -- you packed, you dealt with the movers, you unpacked.
Alexis: You -- the phone --
ric: Is hooked up.
Ric: Don't worry about it. See, that's the advantage of two obsessive-compulsives living in the same house -- things get done.
Ric: Come here.
Alexis: This is the most perfect my life has ever felt. I have my girls all under the same roof, and I have a husband that I never thought that I'd be lucky enough to have, and I want to freeze and remember this moment forever. Oh.
Elizabeth: She was discharged a littlehile ago. She went home with alexis.
Jason: That's good.
Elizabeth: You don't mean that. None of this is good. Why did you come to see her?
Jason: Doesn't matter now, does it?
Elizabeth: Jason, you are throwing this away too easily. Why can't you let yourself be loved? You're wasting time. You should be with sam right now.
Max: All right. Thanks.
Emily: Hey, max.
Max: Try the living room.
Max: It -- uh -- it happened again. He's acting ird.
Emily: Ok. Thanks, max.
Emily: Sonny, what are you doing?
Sonny: Working on the garden.
Emily: It's so late.
Sonny: Exactly. I got to get started.
Emily: Sonny, stop. Sonny, stop! Sonny, you're scaring me!
>> On the next "general hospital" --
luke: Robert, no --
man: You're dead.
Sonny: Why? What's wrong?
Jason: I have a better idea. What time do you get off work?
carly: Make sure that you are doing what's best for john by giving him up.
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