General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 12/31/03
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Proofread by Brian
Edward: We own the Port Charles grill, and we have had a professional cook on this staff for years, and I want to know why we had to have leftovers for New Year's Eve dinner.
Monica: Because it was your idea to call the grill and order takeout.
Alan: And have Dillon pick it up.
Edward: That kid has no sense of responsibility.
Alan: Why don't we just call the grill and have them deliver it?
Edward: Oh, God, I think I have indigestion.
Skye: I could have had the chef from the Haunted Star throw something together.
Edward: No, thank you. We will not be accepting charity from you or anyone else.
Monica: Speaking of you, why are you still here?
Edward: If cook had one shred of loyalty in her, she --
Ned: We're a week behind on her paycheck. Why would she work on a holiday?
Edward: Hey, hey, hey, hey --
Dillon: Hey, guys.
Tracy: Hi, darling.
Edward: What happened to dinner?
Skye: And what is he doing here?
Dillon: He dropped Sage off and gave me a ride home from the grill.
Tracy: Do we want him to know where we live?
Coleman: You know, the party's just getting started down at Jake’s, I mean, if you guys are interested, but -- you know what? You'll have to pay a cover charge, so --
Ned: Hey, Dillon?
Ned: Next time you need a ride, just call me.
Coleman: Hey man, it is great -- it's great seeing you, all of you. Happy New Year, huh, and you are looking good. Take it easy, Neddy.
Tracy: You and that?
Skye: Well, I have no idea what you mean.
Edward: Where is our dinner?
Dillon: They said you couldn't charge it.
Tracy: Fire them all.
Dillon: Yeah, I did have enough cash for me and Sage, though. But it was great. Have you ever had the prime rib and those little peaches that they set on fire?
Alan: You ate all that and we had bread sticks?
Dillon: I did my best and right now I am going to watch a flick so --
Monica: Are you going to let him get away with that?
Tracy: Oh, excuse me. Whose son robbed us blind? Capital A, capital J, with a period in between.
Announcer: Ready for some classic silent film? Welcome to the Silence is Golden film festival.
Announcer: We'll feature the work of Chaplin, Chaney, Sennett, D.W. Griffith --
Second announcer: We interrupt this broadcast for a special bulletin.
Announcer: Gunfire has been reported at the Port Charles regional airport --
[Edward turns TV off]
Edward: If you can't deliver dinner, then you can't watch TV.
Tracy: Don't blame him because we're broke.
Edward: Well, if you want to have some dessert with the family you may or you may go to your room.
Dillon: But -- well, somebody's shooting up the airport. Don't you want to see what's going on with that?
Edward: Go to your room.
Tracy: You just offered him dessert.
Edward: If Lila can persuade cook to serve it, which is highly unlikely.
Dillon: Well, why don't we just grab some ice cream from the fridge?
Edward: Go to your room.
Dillon: Fine by me.
Edward: And listen, mutt, if you don't want to be around this family, I will be happy to pack up all your things and toss them right out in the snow!
Announcer: Our first silent classic is "Just Plain Folks," from director Harry King.
Georgie: Hey, it's me. After speed dating, I -- I really need to talk to you. So when you get this, come to Kelly’s. I'll be waiting.
Dillon: I can't do this.
Georgie's voice: Hey, it's me. After speed dating, I -- I really need to talk to you. So, when you get this, come to Kelly’s.
Sage: Aren't you happy to see me?
Dillon: Uh -- yeah, sure.
Sage: How's that for timing? Just like in the movies.
Dillon: Yeah, it must be -- it must be midnight.
Sage: Happy New Year, Dillon.
>> On the next "General Hospital" --
Courtney: You want me to work for you?
Brian: Forget it.
Sonny: I give the orders. I don't take them.
Jason: I got your call. What happened?
Carly: Something's wrong.
Cody: What do you expect me to do about it now?
Nikolas: I expect you to fix this!
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