General Hospital Transcript Thursday 3/27/03
Proofread by Kathy
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>> Previously on "General Hospital" --
Judge Farmer: Kristina was your responsibility, and you left her unattended. I'm awarding custody to Edward Quartermaine.
Carly: The minute that I think that you have done anything to hurt Sonny, I'll tell him everything.
Faith: Your girlfriend is in the crosshairs of a sniper's rifle.
Jason: The sniper took a shot at us tonight.
Sonny: How much proof do you need to give her up?
Sonny: Well, what do you mean, you don't know where Greg is? Find him. Benny would have never left me hanging like this. Okay, I tell you what -- you tell Greg that if he wants to replace Benny, start acting like him. These people, they don't --
Carly: Well, I'm glad that I'm not Greg right now.
Sonny: I made changes in the casino transfers that have not been changed. Shipments are landing all over the place. Nobody knows where the hell they're going. Who am I supposed to go to now? Ric?
Carly: Sonny, you need to calm down.
Sonny: No. I hate Ric! What's his cell number?
Carly: He's probably at The Cellar.
Sonny: Okay, good. I got to go -- I'm doing it myself. These people don't -- they're incompetent.
Carly: Okay, you know what, sweetie?
Sonny: No, no.
Carly: Yeah, I'm going to go with you --
Carly: And, you know, maybe we can have a dance or something.
Sonny: I'm going. I'm fine. You take care of the baby, and you rest. I'm leaving.
Carly: Okay, but let me just grab my purse and my coat and I'll come with you, Sonny --
Carly: Because you know what?
Carly: You'll be there with me. I'll be --
Sonny: Carly, it's all fine.
Greg: It's not that I'm questioning you, Jason, but this puts me in a very difficult situation. Sonny was very specific.
Jason: I -- Greg, I understand, and I know what Sonny told you to do, but this is what you need to do. All transfers -- listen to me -- from the casino will take place as usual, no changes.
Greg: Sonny won't like it.
Jason: That's not for you to worry about.
[Knock on door]
Jason: If anything comes back -- okay, okay, if anything comes back on anybody, it's going to be me.
Carly: We need to talk.
Jason: Okay, okay. Just come in. I'm just finishing up. Look -- just keep me posted, okay? I need to know everything that's going on.
Jason: Okay. Everything's going to be okay. What's wrong?
Carly: Sonny's getting worse. It's happening to him again, Jason.
Jason: I know.
Elizabeth: Guess who.
Ric: Girl of my dreams? No, wait a minute. Sandra Bullock isn't in town.
Elizabeth: I'll give you Sandra Bullock.
Ric: Whoa. No, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't. No, Elizabeth Webber’s all I can and want to deal with at the moment. What is -- what is the occasion?
Elizabeth: The all-too-rare night off.
Ric: Oh, too bad. I'm working. I'm working in the club tonight.
Elizabeth: Well, I could go with you, could sit at the bar and watch you work, and when you have a little moment break, you can come hang with me.
Elizabeth: Of course, I'd be kind of conspicuous, which would never do. You want to keep us between us.
Ric: No, no, no, no, no, no. Forget I said that. Bad idea, okay? Why shouldn't we tell the world that we're together, huh?
Ric: Okay. Great. From now on, we're officially official.
[Cash register rings]
Ric: Well, look who's here.
Courtney: I work here.
Ric: Well, what I meant was I'm surprised to see you so soon after the latest shooting incident.
Elizabeth: Oh, but haven't you heard? Courtney's all brave and courageous.
Courtney: I am fine. See that guard outside? He's mine. Jason's been unbelievable about security.
Ric: Well, even so.
Courtney: "Even so" what?
Ric: Look, I don't have any jurisdiction over Kelly’s, so I can't say anything about you working here, but I am running The Cellar -- at least for the time being -- and -- well, you are our hostess, the first person anybody who has a grudge against Jason or Sonny is going to see. Yeah, you would understand why I would not want anything to go bad on my watch.
Courtney: Let me just make sure I understand what you're getting at. Are you firing me?
Ric: No, no, no, no, no. No. I'm merely suggesting that you should take a leave of absence until things calm down.
Courtney: Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. God, you really are Sonny's little suck-up.
Ric: Oh. Was that really necessary?
Courtney: Fine. You know what? Since you're too scared to come out and say it, I'll save you the trouble. You don't have to fire me. I quit.
Elizabeth: Hey, good job. So far, I am loving this night.
Georgie: Excuse me. Oh, Maxie, it's you. Sorry. I thought it was the local ho.
Maxie: Get lost.
Georgie: Not until you deal with reality. Look, don't go to this party, all right? You'll be really, really sorry.
Maxie: Look, it's a party, Georgie. They're supposed to be fun. Oh, wait. Straight-A geeks wouldn't know that, would they? Lucas is on his way to meet me, so why are you here?
Georgie: Because you're using Lucas to get to Kyle. Look, you figure if you have sex with some stupid jock that you can hang out with some seniors. Well, it's not going to happen.
Maxie: How would you know?
Lucas: Wow. Maxie. Nice.
Alan: Will you stop doing that!
A.J.: Can you sit down? You're driving me nuts.
Edward: Hey, hey, hey! Any sign of Monica?
A.J.: No. Where could she be?
Alan: Let's hope to God she hasn't gone to the police to report us to Mac about our conspiracy to commit arson and fraud.
Edward: Oh -- you know, Monica would have never been able to figure things out if you hadn't been playing with that doll and left it lying around.
Skye: Really, Grandfather. All the times you've been bested by women, you still give us so little credit.
A.J.: What are you doing here, Skye?
Edward: You know, just what we needed -- mm-hmm -- the family barracuda.
Skye: I've come to watch the three of you be squeezed till you squeal. And to show you what a big person I am, I'm going to refrain from using one of the hundreds of pig analogies that are screaming through my brain.
Edward: You know what, dear? Why don't you just -- why don't you just turn around and leave the way you came in, because, you see, we're having a family meeting, and it doesn't include you.
Monica: It does if I invite her.
Edward: So Skye is here at your invitation, huh?
Monica: That's right.
Skye: Monica, I was so flattered you called I didn't even mind that you were using me as a weapon.
Edward: So who shall we expect next? Alexis? Ned? Who?
Skye: Maybe the police?
Monica: That's a possibility.
A.J.: You -- you can't call the police, Mom.
Monica: Oh, and why is that?
A.J.: For one thing, I'd go to jail.
Skye: Well, maybe it's about time. Arson can turn into such a nasty little habit, and this is, what, your third time, I believe?
Edward: Oh, to hell with A.J.
A.J.: Thank you, Grandfather.
Monica: What did you expect, A.J.?
Edward: Look, I just want you to concentrate on that precious little girl, huh? Now, if you go to the police, little Kristina is going to go to foster care.
Monica: Well, then, Edward, I suggest you influence another judge to give her a loving home, because the child is not staying here.
Alan: The child was court-ordered here, Monica. Judge Farmer thinks this is the best place for her.
Monica: A decision based on fraud.
Alan: We are her family. This is a good home.
Skye: Lucky kid! Instead of some sweet, loving foster couple, she gets a family full of addicts, arsonists, and baby sellers.
Edward: No, just be quiet. Now, just be -- this is a bluff. If either of you were going to the authorities, they would be here by now.
Monica: You know, Edward, there -- there is a little part of me that would like to settle this in the family.
Alan: Here comes the blackmail.
Monica: And I decided that I'd better speak a language that all three of you would understand.
Skye: Well, it certainly holds true to family tradition.
Edward: All right, Monica, you've got us. What do you want for your silence?
Monica: What are you prepared to give me?
Jax: Oh, good. You're all here. I'll only have to say this once.
Lucas: Ready to roll?
Georgie: Maxie can't go.
Lucas: Why not?
Georgie: Our mom -- that's why I'm here. Our -- she wants us home right away.
Maxie: Give us a minute. I need to speak with my baby sister.
Maxie: Look, I know what you're doing, Georgie. It won't work, okay? You're not going to stop me from going to this party.
Georgie: Come on, Maxie. I'm begging you. Don't go.
Maxie: Why do you care so much?
Georgie: You're my sister. I don't want to see you get hurt.
Maxie: And I don't plan to.
Georgie: But you will. Look, come home with me and I'll do whatever you want for two weeks. You'll have your own personal slave.
Maxie: I mean, you think I'd rather have you than Kyle? Think again.
Georgie: Why are you acting like this? This is so not like you.
Maxie: How would you know, Georgie? How would anyone know, okay? Right now I'm a nobody. But after tonight --
Georgie: You will be like all the other girls that Kyle brags about. That's what you'll be.
Maxie: Look, Kyle is the hottest guy in school, and tonight I'm going to get him, okay?
Georgie: Come on, Maxie --
Maxie: And I swear, Georgie, if you mess this up in any way possible, I will spend the rest of my life making yours miserable, and I mean that, okay? Let's go.
Lucas: Everything okay?
Maxie: It's great.
Lucas: Bye, Georgie.
Georgie: See you.
Elizabeth: I thought you had to work -- not that I'm complaining.
Ric: Oh, I am working. I'm just imagining how well you suit this place, vice versa.
Elizabeth: Well, I'd never admit it to Carly, but I love it here. It's very evocative.
Ric: Hmm. I don't know if you're aware of the staff situation right now, but we do need a new hostess. So, what do you think?
Elizabeth: A reality check -- Carly can't stand me. She would never let me work here.
Ric: Oh, no, no, no. Never say never. I don't want to talk about business, okay? I just want to enjoy our first night as a couple.
Elizabeth: We do make a good one, if I do say so myself.
Ric: Mm-hmm. You know, I must have been a very lonely individual until you barged into my life. Where did you come from, anyway? I mean, there was no you, and now all of a sudden -- there was.
Elizabeth: Maybe I'm a bonus for all your hard work.
Ric: Oh, yeah. Well, it's going to keep coming, all right? It's only going to get better.
Elizabeth: Hmm. Well, you better be careful --
Elizabeth: And not to be too greedy. If you get your hands too full of everything you want, you're bound to drop a few items along the way.
Ric: Hmm. Well, I'm an excellent juggler. Besides, what's wrong with wanting it all?
Elizabeth: I don't know.
Ric: That's right. Well, you stick with me, okay? We'll have it all and then some. Hmm?
Jason: I know that you're worried, Carly. I am too, but we can manage this.
Carly: "Manage"? Have you forgotten what it was like last time? There has got to be a medical reason for this, Jason. If he went to a doctor or psychiatrist, they'd be able to --
Jason: Listen, he's not going to go the doctor. He would die first. You know that.
Carly: I know. God, I know. He acts like he's so ashamed, you know, like it's his fault.
Jason: And that's why we have to cover for him until he comes out of this. Carly, right now I am protecting Sonny's business by stopping all the wrong decisions, and in the meantime, I'm going to -- I'm going to try to stay out of sight with Courtney.
Carly: You and Courtney are on his mind all the time. His fear for her, his anger at you, not to mention his paranoia about me and the baby. Jason, I was walking down the stairs completely normal. He jumps up off the couch, panic stricken, and he thinks somebody's going to push me. Jason, nobody was there.
Jason: He's just worried that you're going to fall down again.
Carly: He's barely slept since he fired you. When he does sleep, he wakes up screaming from nightmares. He went through a quart of scotch by 3:00. He doesn't trust his men. He thinks that they're not listening to him.
Jason: He can pull himself back. He's done it before. I know.
Carly: Okay, what if he can't? Jason, please, what if he can't? He's at the breaking point already. It's not going to take a whole lot to push him past it. He needs you to help.
Jason: I -- I can't help. I want to help, but he's not going to let me help. The only person who can see this through to the other side is you.
Max: Hey, Sonny.
Sonny: No, don't "hey" me. I've been calling all over, looking for you. What the hell you doing here?
Max: Watching Courtney.
Sonny: Who asked you to?
Max: Jason. He asked me if you guys would keep an eye on her, so --
Sonny: Oh, God. Move. Shut up. Come here for a second.
Courtney: Sonny --
Sonny: Do you have a learning disability?
Courtney: Who do you think you are, busting in here and just pulling me away from my customers?
Sonny: Has it ever occurred to you that one of these customers might be waiting for the chance to take a shot at you?
Courtney: Okay, Sonny, you're being ridiculous. And lower your voice. This is where I work.
Sonny: When are you --
Courtney: I am not going to hide from my life.
Sonny: When are you going to get this? You're a smart girl. You may not have a life if you keep this up. You understand what I'm saying? Huh?
Courtney: Okay, Sonny --
Sonny: I don't want to hear! I don't want to hear how you make your own decisions, how you're your own person. Well, your brilliant decision-making ability has landed you in my world. And I know how it works. You don’t. I got a wife at home right now, living in a bulletproof penthouse, because that's where she should be at this time, not running around making a target for herself.
Courtney: Okay, would you just keep it down --
Courtney: Everybody can hear you!
Sonny: I'm not going to keep it down! Everybody knows who I am! Right? Big bad Sonny Corinthos? Hey! How many times have you seen my face on the front page, under the headline "Shooting"? Maybe one of you can help her out, my little, naive sister, before she gets her face on the front page -- "Murder Victim Courtney Matthews."
Courtney: Oh, God, you are so out of control, it's ridiculous.
Sonny: No, no -- hold -- hold on to me. We're leaving. We're leaving!
Courtney: Sonny, stop it. Stop it!
Sonny: Max is going to drive you home.
Sonny: Max -- he's going drive you home.
Courtney: No. No, no.
Sonny: What do you mean, no?
Courtney: I'm not leaving, no. All right, if you don't leave, I'm going to call the police now.
Courtney: You heard me.
Sonny: Oh. I'm trying to help you, and you're going to -- you're going to threaten me by calling the police? The hell with you.
Edward: How dare you come bursting in here just spouting your groundless accusations. Do you have some proof to back it up?
Jax: Oh, I'll get some. See, Ned and Alexis are my friends, so there's no way I'm going to let you get away with stealing their baby girl. And I know damn well that you set fire to that gatehouse, Edward, and I'll prove it.
Alan: Kristina is our family.
A.J.: And you know what? I risked my life to save that little girl, Jax.
Skye: Well, Jax, I'll admit your arson theory does make sense. But as Grandfather so self-servingly pointed out, there doesn't seem to be any proof.
Jax: I'll get some.
Monica: Well, not right here, you won't, Jax. I appreciate the fact that you are upset. But this is my house, this is my family, and you're disrupting our routine. So I'm going to ask you once nicely to leave of your own accord.
Jax: Of course. My apologies. This isn't over.
A.J.: You could have blown us out of the water and you didn’t. Thank you, Mother.
Edward: Mm-mm-hmm. I knew that Monica would pull through. Oh, you are such a Quartermaine! So, now that we're back on the same page --
Monica: Whatever gave you that idea?
Lucas: You look like you're having a good time.
Maxie: Are you kidding? This party is awesome.
Man: Hey, I know you.
Maxie: Oh. I don't think so.
Man: Are you sure?
Man: Well, now I do. I'm Kyle.
Maxie: I know. I'm Maxie.
Kyle: Welcome to the party.
Lucas: She's with me.
Kyle: Whatever. You want to dance?
Lucas: That's enough, Kyle.
Maxie: Hey -- here, let's go. Lucas will watch my stuff.
Carly: I couldn't help Sonny the last time this happened, Jason.
Jason: Yes, you did help, Carly.
Carly: I sat in a trashed apartment with him, trying to keep him from hurting himself until you showed up.
Jason: No, no, no, no. You did more than that.
Carly: He broke a whiskey bottle. He cut his hand. And he -- if he had hit an artery, he could have bled to death, Jason. There would have been nothing that I could do to stop him. He won't let me help him.
Jason: He let you stay, and that's a big deal. And, listen, that's all that anyone could do for Sonny.
Sonny: I'm not strong enough to stop him, Jason. You are.
Jason: Let's just stop for a minute, okay, and think about this. Nothing's lost here. Not yet. Sonny is fighting against it. He's going to be okay.
Carly: Maybe. Do you think he's even aware that he is fighting this?
Jason: Yes. And he has a reason to fight -- you and Michael and the baby. Sonny wants to be around for his life. You know how much family means to him. The last time this happened, Sonny didn't have one. In the end, the baby is going to keep him grou-- what -- Carly, what's wrong? Why -- why are you crying?
Carly: It's the baby.
Jason: What about it?
Ric: Sonny, I have been going over some stuff with the coffee companies. There are some ways I can be useful to you, you know.
Sonny: Hey, Ric, I tell you what. You want to be useful? Can you shut your mouth? Because I'm sick of hearing it. Do you know how to shut your mouth or not, or does it just keep flapping uncontrollably?
Elizabeth: Hi, Sonny.
Sonny: You talking to me?
Elizabeth: I just said hi.
Sonny: Well, you can't blame me for being surprised. Last time you thought I was walking death. You know, I, like -- I was killing people left and right wherever I went. But you know what? Nothing's changed.
Ric: Sonny, why don't you let me just put the bottle away and you can go home with Carly.
Sonny: Don't mention my wife. And don't tell me what to do.
Ric: Okay, okay.
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Jax: Vodka, rocks. So, how many poor suckers gave their lives to the Corinthos cause today? Thanks.
Sonny: You picked the wrong place --
Sonny: You picked the wrong place to go drinking tonight, candy boy.
Cameron: Alexis, you can't just leave. We haven't finished our session.
Alexis: Cameron, I've had all the prodding and the psychobabble that I can handle for one day.
Carly: Look, I shouldn't have to remind you this, but your therapy isn't about whether you're in the mood for it or not. It's mandatory. Now, if you walk out on it, I'll have no choice but to notify Judge Farmer. She'll turn the case over to another therapist, who will need time to get up to speed. That, in turn, will extend your time you're not allowed access to your daughter.
Alexis: You would do that to me?
Cameron: Yeah. But it would be your choice, Alexis, and make it knowing one thing -- I have gone as far out on a limb for as I'm going to. Now, you can either start cooperating with your court-ordered therapy -- which is no picnic for me, by the way -- or consider yourself on your own.
Alexis: I'm not on my own. I have a daughter who needs me. And I can't wait six months to get her back.
Monica: The only thing Jax did by interrupting was to provide a distraction. I'm still dying to know what you three are going to offer me for my silence.
Edward: She's your wife. Can't you do something about her?
Alan: Can you?
A.J.: Well, maybe, Mother, you could give us a clue as to what you think is fair.
Monica: Well, the problem is there isn't anything that I could ask for that I could trust you to deliver. So, therefore, I have taken steps to remove an innocent child from the den of rotten influences.
Alan: You can't do that!
Monica: I already have! Judge Farmer is on her way over. When she gets here, I'm going to give her an earful! So when she leaves, she'll be leaving with Kristina.
Girl: Kyle's parties rock. Hey, Abercrombie, you having fun?
Lucas: Not really.
Girl: It sucks to be you. I'm having a great time.
Kyle: Can't believe I never noticed you.
Maxie: It's your loss.
Kyle: Maybe. Let's find out.
Maxie: All of a sudden, I just got really thirsty.
Kyle: Right. I will get us a couple beers.
Kyle: Wait here.
Georgie: Okay, you know what? Seriously, that is the lamest guy I've ever seen. You have really bad taste.
Maxie: Georgie, why are you here?
Georgie: I'm trying to stop you from making a terrible mistake.
Maxie: You call growing up a mistake? We're not little girls anymore, Georgie, so try acting like an adult for once. Or do you plan on dying a virgin?
Georgie: Well, listen, when I decide to do it, I won't be throwing myself away on some loser like Kyle.
Maxie: "Loser"? He's the most popular guy in school. Proves how much you know.
Georgie: Oh, my God --
Maxie: Now, get out of here before someone notices that you were ever here.
Georgie: You cannot --
Lucas: Georgie? What's up?
Georgie: I was feeling left out, I guess. Sorry. I shouldn't have come.
Lucas: It's okay.
Georgie: No, it's not. Look, Lucas, will you take her home before my mom figures out that she's here and we're all grounded?
Lucas: I'm tired of the dump, anyway. Let's go.
Maxie: Whoa, whoa. What are you doing? I was going to stay.
Lucas: It's not worth the time.
Maxie: Well, you've been to a lot of parties, and I haven’t. I just want to hang out.
Lucas: How are you going to get home?
Maxie: Well, I have other friends here and I'll get a ride.
Georgie: Oh, come on, Maxie. Let's just go.
Maxie: Lucas, please. If anybody sees my little sister following me around, I'll die.
Lucas: You sure?
Maxie: So sure. Thanks. You're the best.
Courtney: There you go.
Courtney: What do you want?
Faith: To express my admiration. You know, what a plucky little thing you turned out to be. Out in public for the whole world to see? No one would even suspect that you just almost got your head blown off.
Courtney: You haven't won, Faith, and you're not going to.
Faith: Oh. What makes you think so?
Courtney: Because you're out of your league. Sonny, Jason, me, Carly -- we're too smart for you. And if anyone is going to get their pretty little head blown off, it's going to be you.
Faith: Mm-hmm. You know what? You are really amusing. What are you, like, 12? 19? It doesn't matter, because I'll tell you something. I have been eating little bunnies like you for breakfast since before you realized you had opposable thumbs. So you know what? Look into my eyes. Remember them. They are the last thing you are going to see when I sink my teeth into you.
Max: Okay, that's it. Let's go. Let's go.
Courtney: Little stupid little witch! Get out!
Faith: Hop-hop, little bunny.
Jax: Aren't you getting a wee bit tired of the immature candy boy routine?
Sonny: Why? It suits you. Tough on the outside, soft in the middle. Always melting when the going gets hot -- like cheap candy.
Jax: Oh, okay.
Jax: Step outside and I'll be happy to prove otherwise.
Ric: Excuse me, Mr. Jacks. Your bill has been settled. Why don't you consider the drink on the house, all right? You need to leave now. Sonny --
Sonny: Stay out of it, Ric, and get your hands off me.
Ric: All right.
Sonny: I want Jax's mouth to take him where his butt can't follow.
Jax: That's right. Just you and me, Corinthos.
Sonny: Always talking --
jax: That's right.
Sonny: Always talking, right?
Jax: Can you handle that?
Sonny: Oh -- can I handle what?
Jax: Or are you going to whistle for your lap dog Jason --
Sonny: How about if I cut you open, see if you bleed sugar?
Jason: Carly, you need to tell me. Is something wrong?
Carly: The baby's fine, I swear.
Jason: Then what?
Carly: It's just that Sonny wants this child so badly, and I --
Jason: Well, don't you?
Carly: With all my heart, Jason, but it's not that simple.
Jason: Okay, well, just tell me what's --
Carly: Hello. Oh -- all right, do what you can to contain him. Jason and I will be there in a minute.
Jason: What? What's wrong?
Carly: Sonny is at the club with Jax. He's got a bottle to his throat. We got to go.
Sonny: What happened to all your talk, candy boy? Open your mouth so I can stick the bottle down your throat! You wouldn't be so pretty, now, would you?
Sonny: Come on! Open it! Get your hands off of me!
Jason: Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Sonny: I'm not done with you yet!
Jax: Why don't you put the bottle down and see how tough you really are.
Jason: Hey, Max, Marco, get him out of here!
Jax: Get -- get off me, okay? I'm walking out, Sonny. You come.
Sonny: I'm -- come on! Yeah, I'm coming!
Jason: No, no, no, no --
Sonny: Come on!
Jason: Stop! This isn't about Jax --
Sonny: I thought I --
Jason: This is about you being mad at me.
Sonny: I thought I told you to stay home.
Carly: You don't want --
Jason: Okay, just -- just take it easy, okay?
Carly: You don't want to do this.
Jason: This is Carly's club.
Sonny: What do you mean, Carly's club? I bought every napkin, every bottle, every glass in this place! So don't you tell me what I can't or cannot say! You're getting full of yourself, Jason -- openly defying me in front of all these people, ordering me around. You were nothing when I met you. I taught you everything! I gave you everything! And how do you repay me? By spitting on my loyalty, by sleeping with my sister behind my back, putting her in danger.
Elizabeth: Somebody should do something.
Ric: Yeah, somebody should.
Carly: Come on, Sonny, let's go.
Sonny: No, no way. We're going to get it on right now. I'm going to have it out with my best friend.
Lucas: Okay, okay, I get it. The party looked cool and you wanted to stay, and that's why you haven't said a word to me. But I need an answer now, so just nod your head yes or no. Will your mom pick you up here? Okay. Later.
Georgie: Okay, Maxie used you.
Georgie: I promised not to tell, but I can't stand seeing you so clueless. Maxie only went to the party with you so she could sleep with Kyle.
Lucas: That's crazy. Maxie wouldn't go there.
Georgie: She thinks it'll make her cool and all the seniors will want to hang out with her. I'm really sorry.
Lucas: Everybody knows what Kyle’s about. He's looking for sex.
Georgie: Tell it to Maxie.
Lucas: Why are you doing this?
Georgie: You deserve to know.
Lucas: Is that true, or are you just trying to bash Maxie because you're into me, you want me to like you back?
Georgie: I just don't think it's right to use people. Especially you.
Lucas: I'm fine. So drop it.
Girl: Hey, Kyle. Where you been?
Girl: I bet.
Maxie: How do you know her?
Kyle: I have no idea.
Maxie: She's pretty.
Kyle: Maybe, but you're hot.
Maxie: Yeah, right.
Kyle: Believe it.
Maxie: People are watching us.
Kyle: They're jealous. But if it's really going to bother you, why don't we go upstairs where we can be alone.
A.J.: This is a disaster. The second Mom tells Judge Farmer I set the fire -- you know what? You have to do something, okay? Going to prison was not part of our deal.
Edward: Well, why am I the one who always has to come up with the ideas?
A.J.: Because you --
Alan: All right, Skye’s gone home.
Edward: All right, what about Monica?
Alan: Monica's waiting for the judge. Let's go.
Alan: Trust me.
Edward: Well, I don't want to go outside. It's cold out here. What are you –
Alice: Oh, sorry, Dr. Q. I didn't realize anyone was in here.
Monica: Is something wrong?
Alice: Well, yeah. With all the yelling going on, it woke up the baby, and now I can't get her back to sleep.
Monica: Well, no wonder the way you're holding her. Here. Give here to me. Hi, sweetie.
Alice: Well, I'm more used to wrangling the men in this house than carrying little children around.
Edward: You are smarter than you look.
Alan: Thank you.
Alice: I hear we might be losing her already.
Alice: Well -- well, where will she go?
Monica: I -- I don't know. A foster home, I guess.
Alice: Foster home? I've heard stories about those places. But it's none of my business. I'm going to go warm a bottle.
Monica: Hello, you pretty thing.
Judge Farmer: You wanted to see me, Dr. Quartermaine?
Alexis: Cameron, you haven't been in town long enough to know how extremely dysfunctional the Quartermaines are.
Cameron: Well, aren't we all.
Alexis: Let me put it to you this way -- they make me look normal. They're treacherous, they're backstabbing, substance abusing, they're chronically unfaithful, they're pathological liars.
Cameron: That may well be, Alexis, but at the moment, none of them have been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder or confessed to murder.
Alexis: I hope this is not your way of showing compassion.
Cameron: It's a fact, Alexis. Look, I know it's not what you want to hear, I know it's painful, but living her first six months without won't do irreparable harm to Kristina.
Alexis: How on earth can you say something like that? Are you basing your experience, your vast experience, as a missing father?
Cameron: We can stand here and hurl slings and arrows all night, but it won't change the facts, Alexis. You can't have contact with Kristina, and you have to go through therapy with me no matter how tedious you find it. It's court ordered, and it's infinitely preferable to prison, a psych ward, or permanent loss of custody.
Alexis: There are always ways around court orders.
Cameron: Look, you stay focused and do what you have to do, six months will go by very quickly.
Alexis: I am going to do what I have to do. If you won't help me get Kristina back, I need to find somebody who will.
Cameron: Where are you going?
Alexis: I'm going to see Kristina’s father. And if you feel a need to report me for insubordination, then you do what you need to do.
Monica: I'm sorry to drag you away so late.
Judge Farmer: Oh, I'm glad you did. I was concerned to hear it was about the child.
Judge Farmer: It's such a tragic case. The only bright spot is the little angel wound up here instead of foster care.
Edward: I can't hear a damn thing. Can anyone read lips?
Ned: Well, well. If it isn't the baby thieves.
Kyle: What's wrong?
Maxie: I've never -- I mean -- I don't -- I don't know.
Kyle: Don't worry. It'll be great. You're so beautiful. I'll take care of everything.
Georgie: Maxie, it's me. Look, I know you turned off your phone, but you need to call me as soon as you get this. I did something really stupid.
Courtney: What's going on down there?
Elizabeth: Jason and Sonny are about to kill each other, so I'm calling the police.
Courtney: Whoa. Like hell you are.
Jason: Come on, Sonny. This isn't the place. Let me have Max bring the car around and we can take it to the warehouse.
Sonny: You want me? Come on. Come get me. Take me down! Take me down. Take it all. I don't give a damn! But if that's your plan, Jason, you're going to carry it. You're going to carry it. I'm telling you, you're going to look me in the eye!
Jason: You know that's not what I want.
Sonny: That -- oh, that's not what you -- no, you'd rather sneak behind my back, right? That's what you'd rather do -- sneak behind my back, go side-to-side. You're no different than any of them, anybody else who's betrayed me. But the difference is, you know what? You hide your true colors longer and better. But I see right through you, Jason!
Sonny: All bets are off.
Carly: Sonny, no!
Jason: Hey --
Jason: Hey, hey --
Sonny: Do not get –
Sonny: Carly, Carly, stay out of it. I don't want you to get hurt.
Jason: Take it easy.
Carly: Stop it. You guys are family. Don't do this. Don't.
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Kyle: I don't mind taking it slow.
Judge Farmer: What seems to be the problem?
Ned: I intend to clear my name and get my daughter back.
Sonny: You a coward, hiding behind my wife?
Jason: I'm not going to fight you.
Carly: Take me home, please. I need to go home now.
Sonny: Is the baby all right?
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