GH Transcript Tuesday 5/28/02



General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 5/28/02

Provided by Suzanne
Proofread by Kathy

>> Previously on "General Hospital" --

Maxie: You make Lucky sound like he's ancient and like I'm some little kid.

Lucky: There's nothing that's going to make me walk away from you because we're right for each other.

Kristina: Alexis, your body is trying to tell you something and you're not listening.

Skye: I can't help wondering about Carly's story. She probably planned the whole thing.

Jason: Either you stop yourself, A.J., or I will.

Felicia: Go ask Ms. Davis if she'd like a cup of coffee.

Maxie: Waiting tables was your idea, not mine.

Felicia: Oh, go on. She looks like she could use it.

Maxie: The food service thing doesn't work for me, Mother. I told you this. You wasted everyone's time setting up this stupid audition or whatever you and Aunt Bobbie are calling this.

Felicia: Oh, Maxie, you need a summer job.

Maxie: I'm Lucky's photo assistant.

Felicia: We've gone over this and over this --

Maxie: Then why can't you understand?

Felicia: Did Lucky ask you to be his assistant?

Maxie: Like he has to, after my school project? I really helped him a lot.

Felicia: Okay, aside from the school project, did he ask you to work for him this summer?

Maxie: It's understood.

Felicia: Oh, I see. So you have a schedule, you know what your salary's going to be, you know exactly what it is that you're going to be doing.

Maxie: Lucky and I are both totally creative. We don't have to worry about all that stuff.

Felicia: Maxie, you're dreaming this photo assistant job up in your mind. It doesn't exist.

Waitress: Morning.

Alexis: Hi. Oh -- I don't want coffee. How about some peppermint tea?

Waitress: Sure, coming right up. Today's specials -- we've got huevos rancheros, we have smoked salmon scramble.

Alexis: How about some dry toast?

Waitress: Sure. I'll be right back with your tea.

Alexis: Thanks.

Maxie: When I was all upset at Carly's funeral, Lucky really helped me.

Felicia: Of course because he's your friend.

Maxie: Lucky --

Felicia: That doesn't mean that he wants you to work for him all summer long.

Maxie: He cares about me.

Felicia: Yes, of course he cares about you -- as a little sister, not as a --

Maxie: Like a whole lot more than that!

Felicia: Listen to me. Lucky is fond of you and he can be very charming. I just don't want you to get the wrong idea --

Maxie: Just because you got the wrong idea with Lucky's dad doesn't mean I'm going to do the same thing, all right? Hi, Lucky.

Lucky: Hey. Whoa -- whoa!

Sarah: Hey, Liz?

Elizabeth: Hmm?

Sarah: We really should get going.

Elizabeth: Wait. Don't you stretch before you run?

Sarah: Well, yeah, if I have time, but --

Elizabeth: You have time.

Sarah: When did you get so bossy?

Elizabeth: This coming from you.

Sarah: Oh, whatever. Hmm.

Elizabeth: What are you doing?

Sarah: You just told me to stretch.

Elizabeth: No, do it like this. Pick your leg up, bend it towards you, and bend the other knee, bend your right knee -- like this. See, you can really feel the stretch --

Sarah: Yeah.

Elizabeth: And you have less chance of overextending. Do it slowly. Good.

Sarah: All right.

Man: Big doctor going for a run?

Sarah: Excuse me?

Man: You're the resident who got me a 30-day suspension.

Sarah: I'm sorry; I've never seen you before in my life.

Man: Because the almighty residents never look at the nurses.

Elizabeth: Excuse me.

Sarah: What the hell?

Elizabeth: Don't hassle my sister.

Skye: Jax, you back from your meeting? What sounds good for breakfast? Get out. Get the hell out! Get out.

Jason: Sonny sent me.

Skye: You know, my -- my boyfriend's going to be back any second.

Jason: Okay.

Skye: What do you want?

Jason: Did you help A.J. switch the body?

Maxie: I can't believe I did this.

Lucky: Oh, don't worry about it. I'll put in a good word with the owner.

Maxie: Like I want to work at a diner all summer. Nothing personal, I mean, with your family and all.

Lucky: Oh, no, it's all right.

Felicia: Are you all right? Did you cut yourself?

Maxie: I'm fine, Mother.

Lucky: Yeah, we're all right. It's just some of us need that first cup of coffee in the morning.

Maxie: Totally.

Waitress: Come with me, please.

Felicia: Great.

Sonny: Alexis?

Alexis: Hi.

Sonny: Hi. You all right?

Alexis: Fine. I'm great, yeah.

Sonny: No, I mean after last night. You almost fainted in the hall.

Alexis: Oh, I didn't faint. I was feeling a little lightheaded. I have -- fighting the flu, I think, yeah.

Sonny: So, where's your breakfast?

Alexis: The service is not as good as it used to be.

Sonny: They haven't brought you any coffee.

Alexis: I'm sure it will be here momentarily. So, what brings you here? Do you need an attorney? Is Taggert on the rampage?

Sonny: Not that I know of.

Alexis: Oh. Sit down, have a seat. Anyway --

Maxie: Here you go.

Alexis: I ordered the peppermint tea and the dry toast.

Maxie: Um, table four is corned beef hash, two eggs over easy. Enjoy.

Sonny: You look -- it looks like you're going to be sick. Hey. I'm taking you to my doctor.

Carly: Oh, there. Hey. I didn't mean to stay out all night. I mean, not that I was out, exactly, but I did call and tell you I was going to be late.

Leticia: Yeah, you called, and I just saw Mr. Corinthos' limo pull out of the driveway.

Carly: I know, can you believe it? You know what? Sonny's coming back with apple turnovers from Kelly’s because I had a craving for them. He's going to do the party, he's going to do the cake, the whole thing.

Leticia: Aw. I'm happy for you.

Carly: Thanks.

Michael: Mommy? Mommy!

Carly: How's my guy? Come here! Ooh! Hey! Look, look. You like that banner?

Michael: Yeah!

Carly: Yeah. What -- so, tell me, are you going to sing "Happy Birthday" to Uncle Sonny --

Michael: Mm-hmm.

Carly: And help him blow out his candles? You are? You know, you are the best.

Michael: Will Uncle Sonny be sad?

Carly: What -- come here. Ugh! Do you mean because of last year? Yeah? No, honey.

Michael: Will he stay?

Carly: You know what? This year it's going to be perfect, the best. It's going to be -- it's going to be stupendous and fabulous and all those big words. You know what? Do you want to go put candles on the cake?

Michael: Yeah!

Carly: All right, go and help Leticia.

Leticia: Let's go.

Carly: Hey.

Jax: Hey. Well, looks like I caught you in the middle of a celebration.

Carly: Yeah. Who said you could come in?

Jax: And why aren't you in the hospital?

Carly: Who needs hospitals? My life is perfect.

Jax: Yeah. I'd call that a brilliant reversal.

Carly: You know what? You can call it whatever you like.

Jax: You got exactly what you wanted.

Carly: Yeah, for the first time in my life.

Jax: Even if you did plan that accident yourself.

Elizabeth: I don't know who you are and I really don't care, but I do know my sister happens to be a fabulous doctor who saved my life not too long ago in the E.R. while you were probably out on your coffee break. So if you don't have anything else to say to us -- and, believe me, you don't -- I suggest you leave.

Man: Nice personality. Runs in the family, doesn't it?

Sarah: Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Oh. Yeah?

Sarah: Thank you.

Elizabeth: I'm just glad the guy bought it.

Sarah: Yeah, no kidding.

Elizabeth: A lot of help you were.

Sarah: Oh, please, I was shocked.

Elizabeth: Oh, my God. Hey, I -- I want to let you know you are a good doctor, Sarah.

Sarah: And you're a really great artist.

Elizabeth: No, I'm not.

Sarah: But you're way too hard on yourself.

Elizabeth: Oh, God, force of habit. While you were busy making perfect grades, I was out smoking cigarettes and trying to make your life miserable, remember?

Sarah: Yeah. But I could've been a lot nicer to you.

Elizabeth: Yeah, well. And then Lucky happened. But, hey, he is out of the picture for both of us now, right?

Sarah: That's right.

Elizabeth: We can just start over and have a chance to be real sisters again.

Sarah: I'd like that.

Elizabeth: Me, too. So what are you standing around for?

Sarah: Oh, me?

Elizabeth: Last one back buys breakfast.

Lucky: Oh, thank you.

Maxie: Yeah.

Alexis: I don't need a doctor.

Waitress: Sorry.

Alexis: No problem.

Sonny: When's the last time you saw a doctor?

Alexis: I'm fine. I told you, I just have a flu. I'm fighting it off or something. I just need something in my stomach.

Sonny: All right, because you can see my doctor --

Alexis: What are you doing here anyway? You didn't tell me.

Sonny: Carly's craving apple turnovers.

Alexis: Oh. It's not in your repertoire, huh?

Sonny: Well, she -- you know, she -- I took her to her place. She doesn't like to eat first thing, and she likes the pastry here.

Alexis: Hmm, yeah. Things are going well for you, I --

Sonny: Actually better than I thought.

Alexis: I'm glad.

Sonny: Michael -- he wants to throw my birthday party, you know?

Alexis: Yeah.

Sonny: Yeah. Today, right away. It's like --

Alexis: That's nice.

Sonny: I figured it's the least I could do, you know.

Alexis: Yeah.

Sonny: Let him have his party after waiting this long.

Alexis: Yeah.

Alexis: We're friends. Above all else.

Sonny: That's right.

Alexis: No promises and no regrets.

Sonny: Just -- there's just a couple things I want to clear up.

Carly: You think I planned that accident?

Jax: I'm asking you.

Carly: Why would I drive my car over a cliff? Huh? To get Sonny back? To -- to get the numbers up at the club? To upset my so-called friend, who obviously thinks I'm out of my mind!

Jax: Look, Carly, I'm not accusing you, okay?

Carly: Oh, you could've fooled me.

Jax: It just seems kind of strange, don't you think?

Carly: Well, Jax, what would be less strange, huh? If I had actually died? If that poor woman whose body was in the coffin actually was me?

Jax: Carly, that's not what I'm saying.

Carly: No, you're saying I'm a pathetic liar!

Jax: No, I'm saying that you've been known to act on impulse. Locking Skye in that boat shed is a good example. Now, if you'd been hurt by, you know, something that was going on between Alexis and Sonny, perhaps I could see you wanting to pay him back.

Carly: By making Sonny think I was dead?

Jax: Sonny wasn't the only one who suffered. I spoke at your funeral, Carly. I thought I lost a good friend. So I deserve to know the truth. What really happened that night?

Skye: Did you ever hear of Jasper Jacks? Well, he's going to be here any second. The place is crawling with security, you know? Someone's probably already called the cops.

Jason: Did you help A.J. switch the body in Carly's casket?

Skye: That's crazy.

Jason: Just put that thing down.

Skye: That's right. Don't provoke the thug. Hey, look, I don't know anything about a body, okay, and neither does A.J. Sonny just hates A.J., and I'm his sister, so I guess I'm guilty, too, right? Well, tell your boss to leave us alone!

Skye: You know what? I'm going to call the cops.

Waitress: Here you go.

Alexis: Thanks a lot.

Sonny: I don't -- I don't like to leave things unfinished, that's all.

Alexis: We're friends. How about we call that finished, at least for now?

Sonny: Sure, if you're okay with that.

Alexis: I'm okay with that.

Sonny: Right.

Alexis: You know what? Go get Carly her apple turnover, and Michael is probably waiting for you for the party, and we all know what that means to him.

Sonny: Michael needs a father. I don't want to let him down.

Alexis: I think you need Michael as much as he needs you.

Sonny: Probably more. But you're going to see a doctor, right?

Alexis: Will you stop with the doctor already, please? I'm going to just eat this and then I've got a lot of work to do.

Sonny: All right. I'll check in with you later.

Alexis: Hey.

Sonny: Yeah?

Alexis: Happy belated birthday.

Sonny: Thanks.

Maxie: I can't believe my mom wants me to work here.

Lucky: Well, she probably just wants to get you out of the house.

Maxie: Like she has to try.

Lucky: Oh, come on. It's not that bad of a place.

Maxie: I know your dad's part owner and all, but I just --

Lucky: You know, Elizabeth works here.

Maxie: And you're okay with that? Being here doesn't remind you of her?

Lucky: You know what? Why don't you not worry about Elizabeth and me and just focus on your summer job.

Maxie: It'd be so great to learn about photography and art and make, like, tons of money.

Lucky: Well, you know, most photographers are not rich.

Maxie: But you're doing something creative.

Waitress: Excuse me. Is there a problem here?

Maxie: No.

Waitress: Table two has been signaling for coffee for five minutes, you messed up with the corned beef hash, you totally ignored Mr. Corinthos.

Maxie: I didn't see him, all right? I'm just trying to be nice to the customers.

Waitress: Well, Lucky is not the only customer.

Maxie: Whatever.

Waitress: Sorry.

Felicia: Maxie's never going to get this job.

Lucky: Yeah, I don't think she's cut out for waitressing.

Felicia: No, it's more than that, which is why I need to discuss it with you.

Skye: If you leave now, I won't call the cops.

Jason: Do whatever you want.

Skye: What, are you trying to intimidate me?

Jason: Give your brother a message from Sonny.

Jax: Look, there are a lot of coincidences. You cheated death, Carly.

Carly: And that's a problem for you?

Jax: No, no, it's not a problem. Your life has worked out exactly the way you want it.

Carly: What -- what -- what do you want, Jax? Huh? Do you want me to fall apart right now? Right before Sonny's party? Do you need tears or a delayed reaction? How about one of my nightmares? Which one do you want first, huh? There's the one where my car -- it's flying and then I crash. Or then there's the one where I'm in the water, it's pulling me down to the bottom of the lake. Or the one that's so cold, and I can't breathe and then everything goes dark. Is that what you need?

Jax: I'm sorry. I don't mean to push.

Carly: You know what? I think there's a cabin, a cot, a checkered blanket. There's some pictures of some cows on a wall, you know, those black-and-white things? You know what, Jax? Why don't you start an investigation -- Jasper Jacks seeks the truth. It's really what you do best, isn't it?

Jax: I'm sorry I upset you.

Carly: You're sorry you upset me? You know what, Jax? I want you to be sorry that you accused me. I mean, how could you think that I would fake an accident where I almost was killed?

Sonny: What's going on here?

Sonny: What did you say to her? Carly?

Carly: Jax thinks I staged the whole accident.

Jax: Not necessarily.

Sonny: So you came here to her home to tell her this while her kid's upstairs?

Jax: I had a few questions, that's all.

Sonny: Oh.

Jax: Don't you?

Carly: Do you believe this, Sonny? You know what? Get out. Both of you, get out of my house if you think that I would be capable of --

Michael: Uncle Sonny!

Sonny: Hey!

Michael: Happy Birthday.

Sonny: Thank you. I see you're going to give me a birthday party, huh, with banners and presents and -- what else you got for me?

Carly: Stay away from me until you can remember how to be a friend.

Jax: I'm being your friend now, Carly. You know, getting back with Sonny might not be the best thing for you.

Elizabeth: I won! I won! I won! I won! I won!

Sarah: Have you been working out?

Elizabeth: No. You guys are just way too slow. Slow, slow, slow. Oh.

Sarah: Yeah, well, don't you just hate a bad winner?

Man: I -- I think I could get used to it.

Elizabeth: Oh, yeah, you think so, huh?

Man: How about we find out? The four of us?

Second man: Yeah. How about tonight? Dinner? A little dancing?

Elizabeth: Sure, why not? Sounds great.

Sarah: I got to work. I'm sorry.

Man: Well, how about the three of us, then?

Elizabeth: Um -- you know, I don't think that's such a good idea. I --

Man: Well, here's my card. Why don't you give me a call if you change your mind?

Elizabeth: Oh, okay. Thanks, I will.

Sarah: Sorry. See you guys later.

Elizabeth: See you. Bye. You don't have to work tonight.

Sarah: So why don't you call the guy?

Elizabeth: He should be so lucky. Oh, God, he's everywhere! Ugh!

Felicia: Maxie isn't a little girl anymore.

Lucky: Oh, right. I'm sure she's got high school guys lined up around the block.

Felicia: Well, I don't think she really sees herself as a high school student. It's actually beyond that.

Waitress: She is fired.

Lucky: Oh, that was quick.

Waitress: Maxie just spilled an entire pot of chili all over the grill. I am never going to get caught up on breakfast, and lunch? Forget about it.

Felicia: Well, I'm sure she feels terrible about it.

Waitress: Look, I told Bobbie I'd give the kid a shot. I did. She's out.

Felicia: She's just nervous. I'll pay for the cost of the chili. Just give her some time to settle down.

Waitress: Look, your daughter obviously does not want this job. I know plenty of people who do. I want her out of here and I mean now.

Felicia: What a grouch.

Lucky: Maxie will find something else. She's going to be fine.

Felicia: That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.

Lucky: Well, you know, actually, I got a photo shoot with Gia and I got a bunch of proofs I got to get out before then.

Felicia: This isn't going to take long.

Lucky: Well -- okay. Maxie's a smart girl. She's not afraid of hard work. She'll find another job, okay?

Felicia: Well, no, this isn't just about a job. You see, there are so many things in life that she just doesn't understand --

Lucky: I -- I know, and you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to keep an eye out on her, okay? Don't worry.

Maxie: How could I get fired? I never even worked here.

Felicia: Did you spill that bowl of chili on purpose?

Maxie: Where's Lucky?

Felicia: Answer me.

Maxie: You let him leave?

Felicia: Maxie --

Maxie: Lucky, wait up.

Alexis: Hi.

Felicia: Hi.

Alexis: Want to come over here and sit down?

[Felicia sighs]

Felicia: Hmm. Motherhood is completely overrated, in case you were wondering.

Alexis: Can I buy you something to eat?

Felicia: What do I do?

Alexis: I have no idea.

Felicia: Do I run out the door? Do I chase her? Do I tackle her down to the ground? Do I punish her for bad behavior? Do I lock her in her room for 10 years?

Alexis: She certainly knows how to make a dramatic exit.

Felicia: What if this is my fault?

Alexis: It can't be.

Felicia: Oh, I've just made so many mistakes.

Alexis: We all make mistakes.

Felicia: But what if she ends up paying for mine? She has no idea how this world really works. She just blew off a job in there. She has this fantasy that she's going to work with Lucky this summer.

Alexis: I sense a little crush.

Felicia: Monumental crush. She chases him all over town.

Alexis: Well, the good news is it's Lucky. He's not going to hurt her.

Felicia: No. Not on purpose. But she'll hurt herself. There's just no way around it. And then what? What if she starts taking drugs? What if she ends up all wild and ends up pregnant?

Alexis: I have a hearing that I'm late for.

Felicia: Are you all right?

Alexis: I'm fine. Excuse me.

Skye: So, what does Sonny want A.J. to know, hmm? I'll tell him whatever you want. You can stay here and listen if you want. Anything. Anything you want.

Jason: Sonny knows A.J. paid for a fake D.N.A. match. And A.J. put another body in Carly's casket.

Skye: That's impossible.

Jason: Just be quiet. A.J. has hurt a lot of people. It has to stop. Do you get that? That's the message -- it has to stop.

Jax: You all right?

Skye: Jax, thank God you're here. Sonny sent this goon after me. Just get him away. Go! Go.

Jax: I see you've met your brother.

Elizabeth: You don't have to work tonight. So why'd you turn those guys down?

Sarah: Liz, we don't even know them.

Elizabeth: That's exactly why we date. Sarah, don't you remember dating? D-a-t-e, date?

Sarah: Yes, yes, okay! Okay!

Elizabeth: Okay, so the guy asks you out, or if you're really gutsy, you can ask him out and sometimes there's a little dinner, some conversation, maybe some dancing, get to know each other, see what happens.

Sarah: Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me.

Elizabeth: Oh, come on, what's the problem?

Sarah: I just need a little time, that's all.

Elizabeth: I understand. You know, for the first time in way too long, I actually feel like going out and having a good time and not thinking about anything. Is that bad?

Sarah: No. So you want to call those guys, or what?

Elizabeth: Didn't I tell you he's everywhere?

Skye: I thought you looked familiar. I've seen pictures of you at the Quartermaines'. It must've been before the accident because you look -- you look different. I mean, not your face, your -- your expression. I take it you know I'm your sister.

Jason: You're Alan’s daughter. Yeah, you showed up about a year ago, told Emily a bunch of lies, faked a threatening note from Sorel, tricked her and Zander into leaving town on a bus that crashed. You're the reason Emily broke her back. You're why she had to learn to walk again.

Skye: Hey, look, I never meant for Emily --

Jason: If you're going to stand here and tell me that all the pain that you caused Emily was not your fault, don't bother.

Skye: Well, I see you've already appointed yourself judge and jury and found me guilty, without hope of an appeal.

Jason: No, you asked me if I knew who you were, and I just told you. Just give A.J. the message.

Skye: Give it to him yourself.

Jason: Oh, I have. But A.J. needs to hear things more than once so he really understands.

Jax: Sonny must be keeping you pretty busy these days. You must be wondering what really happened to Carly.

Skye: That is one creepy guy.

Jax: Yes, he is. He's also very dangerous.

Skye: Well, he isn't much of an errand boy. So who do I yell at first, hmm? A.J. or Sonny?

Jax: Skye, leave it alone.

Sonny: Whoo!

Carly: Hey.

Sonny: Did we get the job done, or what?

Michael: Yeah.

Sonny: Thank you.

Carly: All right, smile. Ready? Whoo!

Sonny: You got it?

Carly: It's perfect.

Sonny: You'll send it to me?

Carly: Yeah, if I can figure out how to get the e-mail to send a digital photo.

Sonny: You think maybe you can show Mom how to work the computer?

Michael: Sure, but I want cake.

Carly: Yeah, me, too. All right. Let's get this --

Sonny: Aren't you glad your mama's back?

Michael: Yeah. So are you. Uncle Sonny missed you this much.

[Sonny laughs]

Sonny: You know, Michael is the only one who kept his cool while you were gone.

Carly: Oh, yeah? Well, Michael’s the coolest kid around, aren't you?

Michael: Yes.

Carly: Yeah.

Sonny: Michael saw you.

Carly: He what?

Michael: I saw you. Remember?

Sonny: In Bobbie's back yard?

Michael: You said "don't worry."

Sonny: And you didn't.

Carly: Hey, you know what, Michael? Will you go help Leticia in the kitchen? You can bring this to her, also, okay?

Michael: No, I don't want to.

Sonny: What's the problem, buddy?

Michael: Will Mommy be here when I get back?

Sonny: Yeah.

Carly: Oh, honey -- sweetie, yes. I am not going anywhere, okay?

Michael: Okay.

Sonny: Go mind your mama.

Michael: Okay.

Carly: Here, bring this to her. Thank you.

Michael: You're welcome.

Carly: You think that I faked the accident, don't you?

Lucky: Hey. Well, what's so funny?

Elizabeth: Nothing, you had to be there.

Sarah: Yeah.

Lucky: I guess so. Can you believe these two?

Maxie: Sisters are like that.

Sarah: So what sounds good for breakfast?

Elizabeth: Well, you're buying.

Lucky: How'd that happen?

Sarah: She's faster than me.

Elizabeth: How much money do you have?

Sarah: I forgot my wallet.

Elizabeth: Right, nice try.

Sarah: Well -- I don't know. I'll see you guys later.

Elizabeth: See you.

Maxie: Bye.

Lucky: Adios.

Maxie: That was a little weird.

Lucky: Yeah. No kidding.

Maxie: Oh, I know what it's like. You know, to break up?

Lucky: You do?

Maxie: Sometimes it's best to just move on with someone new right away.

Lucky: You have a lot of experience in this, do you?

Maxie: No. Whatever.

Lucky: Maxie, I'm -- I didn't mean to come across rude.

Maxie: It just helps to have someone around. That's all I mean.

Lucky: Maybe you're right.

Maxie: I know what it's like to get your heart broken.

Lucky: Don't we all?

Lucky: Yep.

Elizabeth: So let me think. What do I want for breakfast? Steak, eggs, nine orders of pancakes, some juice.

Sarah: Okay, okay, you didn't run that fast.

Elizabeth: Oh, maybe not, but I sure beat you.

Sarah: Oh.

Felicia: Excuse me. Have either one of you seen Maxie in the last 10 minutes?

Elizabeth: Yeah, she was just down at the pier.

Felicia: Alone?

Sarah: No, she was with Lucky.

Felicia: Oh. Thank you. I hope I can catch her.

Elizabeth: Wonder what that was about.

Sarah: I wonder. Hmm. Do you think our mother ever felt that way about us?

Elizabeth: I think she still does.

Sarah: We did kind of give her a run for her money.

Elizabeth: Yeah, well, one of us did.

Waitress: Yes! Yes! Any chance you could work the lunch shift?

Elizabeth: Today?

Waitress: I'm desperate.

Elizabeth: Well, I -- no, I can't, I'm sorry. Did you try the list near the phone?

Waitress: Yeah. All I get are answering machines.

Elizabeth: Oh, well, I'm sorry.

Waitress: It's okay.

Elizabeth: Someone must've gotten fired on the spot.

Sarah: Hey, you got fired the first summer you were here, remember?

Elizabeth: Yes, I do.

Sarah: Yeah? Well, now you're the best waitress in the place.

Elizabeth: Oh, well, we can't all be big residents.

Sarah: Yeah. Big residents without dates.

Elizabeth: Not to be confused with waitresses without dates.

Sarah: Well, those guys weren't so bad.

Elizabeth: No. I thought they were kind of cute.

Sarah: So you still have their card?

Elizabeth: Why? Do you want to call them?

Sarah: Why not?

Elizabeth: Okay, but first I want to know which one –

Jax: You don't want to provoke Sonny or Jason Morgan, believe me.

Skye: Sonny had no right to send my own brother to threaten me.

Jax: Look, he gave you a message to pass along to A.J. Just do that and then leave it alone.

Skye: What if Jason decides to go after A.J., Jax? Come on, I can already tell he's a dangerous guy.

Jax: A.J. brought this on himself. Now, if he truly was responsible for purposely putting the wrong body in Carly's coffin, then he deserves what he gets.

Skye: Look, I -- maybe A.J. had the right reasons for doing what he did. I don't know, but I --

Jax: Skye, Skye, you cannot change A.J., okay? No matter what you say or do, you cannot change him.

Skye: I get that, okay, I do, but --

Jax: Okay, okay, then let it go.

Skye: Jax -- I can't, okay? Look, A.J. is in serious trouble. I can't let him down.

Alexis: Hi.

Carly: What are you saying, Sonny? What do you think? Tell me.

Sonny: No, I -- I thought Michael was dreaming and, you know, I mean, am I wrong? Did he see you? Where -- where were you?

Carly: You know, I don't know. You know, I think that my memory's all messed up, you know that. I remember freezing-cold water. I remember how my body went numb. I remember that I tried to push open the door and I couldn't get it open. I remember that I almost died. What else do you want?

Sonny: I'm just --

Carly: What do you want me --

Sonny: I'm just asking a question.

Carly: What?

Sonny: I'm not trying to fight with you here.

Carly: Okay. You want to know what else I remember? I remember seeing you and Alexis naked in bed.

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Bobbie: Alexis?

Carly: Are you going to try and convince me that it was a dream?

Sonny: No! What you saw -- it was real.

A.J.: Jason's back. First thing he did was threaten to kill me.

Elizabeth: Lucky and I aren't together anymore.

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