GH Transcript Friday 3/22/02

 


General Hospital Transcript Friday 3/22/02

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Proofread by Kathy

>> Previously on "General Hospital" --

Helena: Think money.

Luke: Is anything missing?

Nikolas: What would she come here to steal?

Luke: Money. Lots of money.

Elizabeth: You lied!

Lucky: I will do whatever it takes to keep you safe.

Sonny: A.J.'s out of the hospital. So is Courtney.

Jax: Sonny has a strong hold on you, doesn't he?

Zander: I'm not sure I understand the question. How far am I willing to go with you? You're going to have to be more specific.

Carly: I have a problem and a solution. What I don't have is the right personnel. So that's where you come in.

Zander: Okay, I'm listening.

Carly: All right. I need help on a project. It's medium difficulty and it's most likely short-term.

Zander: What would I be doing?

Carly: Putting the screws to Skye Quartermaine.

Skye: If you've come to see Edward, he's left already.

Sonny: No, I came to see you.

Skye: Well, then this meeting is over because I have nothing to say to you and I was about to leave. So if you'll excuse me -- please, step aside.

Sonny: I'd be glad to as soon as you tell me where I can find A.J.

Skye: You know damn well where A.J. is. He's in the hospital, thanks to your personal thug. That kid ought to be in jail.

Sonny: Where is A.J.?

Skye: I don't know.

Sonny: I don't believe you.

Skye: Tough. It might interest you to know that I pack a blood-curdling scream. I can prove it if you'd like.

Sonny: Go ahead because, you know, I think it's going to be a waste of time. You know, all that noise and nobody to hear it but me.

Skye: Fine. I'll call security.

Sonny: To report a stockholder on the premises? I don't think that's a good idea, Skye. Why don't you just relax and hear me out.

Skye: I have no desire to hear anything you have to say --

Sonny: Sure, you do. Sure, you do, because I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse.

Alexis: He never leaves his door open, so where is he?

Jax: You know, you're more concerned about Sonny's whereabouts than your own personal safety and that of your sister.

Alexis: All right, well, you know what? I resent that.

Jax: What?

Alexis: My client's door is open and my client is missing.

Jax: Well, I suppose when the client is Sonny Corinthos, you have just cause for concern.

Alexis: All right, maybe I should call Benny. I don't know. Maybe -- that's probably the exact wrong thing to do.

Jax: Well, that's -- that's encouraging. I'm -- I'm glad that, you know, being a mobster's significant other doesn't come naturally to you.

Alexis: You're really being snide, Jax, and I don't appreciate it.

Jax: Okay, well, you know what? I'm sorry. But could you just focus on the danger for a second here? You and Kristina -- you seriously could be in danger. So, please, please, reconsider. Let me take you and Kristina out on the yacht, at least until Helena is back in custody.

Alexis: That's never going to happen. You know that. She's smart. She's already in another country without extradition laws. Look, she's a broken old woman with a gallbladder problem. Her omnipotent days are over.

Jax: Wouldn't it be nice to think so. I think you're being a little overconfident.

Kristina: Hi.

Jax: Oh, good, good. You arrived just time to help persuade your sister that the two of you could be killed in your sleep before morning.

Gia: Look, Helena, we have to move. Luke and Nikolas will be in here any second, okay?

Helena: Oh.

Luke: We can't let Helena get ahold of any money.

Nikolas: Well, don't worry. All Cassadine assets will be frozen as soon as I get to the phone. Come on.

Gia: Come on, hurry up. What is wrong with you? Do you want to get caught?

Helena: No, you silly little fool. But I assure you, if I go to prison, you and our precious little Nikolas are going with me. Now, help me in there. Quick.

Laura: Nikolas?

Nikolas: Hey.

Laura: Luke.

Luke: Hi, honey.

Laura: Is everything okay?

Nikolas: Yeah, we're fine. Just a little upset, that's all.

Luke: What's this?

Lucky: Elizabeth, come on. Let me in.

Elizabeth: Lucky, go away.

Lucky: Not a chance! I'll stay out here all night and knock.

Elizabeth: Look, I am too angry to talk to you right now, okay?

Lucky: Well, that's allowed. But I got something I have to say to you.

Elizabeth: Well, I'm not interested.

Lucky: Elizabeth, you can either let me come in or I'll stay behind the door here all night and yell to you because I'm not going anywhere until I tell you why I invited you on vacation instead of telling you Helena escaped. Thank you.

Laura: What are you doing?

Nikolas: I'm alerting my bankers about Helena's escape.

Luke: She can't get far without cash.

Laura: You think she's here on the estate, don't you?

Luke: Well, someone who looked like her was spotted on Route 32.

Laura: I heard. That's how I knew that you'd be here. But the police have said that they've had several Helena sightings.

Luke: Yes, but, you know, she's got to lay low for a while. Spoon Island seems like the logical place to me.

Nikolas: What is it? What do you mean?

Luke: Could all be a trap. She could be messing with your head. That's what that riddle is about.

Laura: What riddle?

Kristina: Well, has anyone spotted Helena? I mean, has anyone heard from her? Has she made any new threats?

Alexis: She could be anywhere.

Jax: Yeah, which is all the more reason for the two of you to set sail with me.

Kristina: What do you think?

Alexis: I think that he may have a point. You might be safer off with Jax.

Kristina: Which leaves you --

Alexis: I'm staying here and I'm getting on with my life. But don't let me stop you if you want to go with Jax.

Kristina: No, no, no, no. I'm not going anywhere, then. Not without you.

Jax: Okay, you know what? Could we all acknowledge the fact that Alexis' priorities are seriously skewed?

Alexis: All right, you know what? Here we go.

Jax: But I thought you would understand. Because Helena's escape is reason for concern.

Kristina: I'm staying.

Alexis: So am I. That effectively closes the subject.

Jax: Okay, fine, fine. Be stubborn about it, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Alexis: Fair enough.

Kristina: Has anyone heard from Courtney and A.J.?

Alexis: They've disappeared. So has Sonny.

Kristina: Oh, that's just great, especially from where Courtney's standing. She's in the middle of all of this.

Jax: I didn't realize you and Courtney were close.

Kristina: Well, we were starting to be. You know, she stayed at Alexis' for a while. L&B had a C.D. release party, and I took her out with me. We had a great time together. And I learned enough about Courtney to realize that she is a total innocent when it comes to men. She does not deserve to have her vulnerability exploited by a shark like A.J., all right? And -- oh, oh, oh -- Skye? Skye -- don't even get me started on Skye. Not only did she do absolutely nothing to stop A.J., I think she's actively helping him, too.

Alexis: Skye.

Kristina: You know, Jax, how can you hang around someone like that? I mean, I'm opinionated -- I know that -- but what is there about Skye to like?

Jax: I'll take care of it.

Kristina: What'd I just miss?

Zander: Putting the screws to Skye Quartermaine -- what exactly does that mean? Bully her? Threaten her?

Carly: Yeah, both.

Zander: Okay, now -- now -- now I know you've lost it.

Carly: Look, I don't mean to cause her any physical harm. We need to investigate, do a little digging. Look, obviously Skye is the kind of person who has a lot to hide, so we need to uncover whatever that is and expose her or threaten to expose her until she convinces A.J. to bring back Courtney to where she needs to be.

Zander: It's that simple, huh?

Carly: Look, I didn't say it was going to be simple, but two great minds like ours, we can figure it out. Look, what I think we need to do is we need to break into Skye's room -- it's a start -- and then get access to her safe deposit box -- that couldn't hurt. We'll shadow her, okay? We will tape her phone conversations --

Zander: Okay, let me -- let me interrupt for just -- just one second and be the voice of, say, what, reason? Okay, you are stumbling in the dark, and everything you've just suggested could land you in jail.

Carly: Yeah, if I get caught, and I don't intend to.

Zander: Well, I agree, because you're not going to do it.

Carly: Oh, yes, I am.

Zander: Oh, God, Carly -- Carly, you -- you insist you do not need a babysitter, and then you do exactly the same -- you come up with exactly the same kind of wacked-out scheme that Sonny hired me to derail.

Carly: I'm sorry. Excuse me, but -- hmm --

[Dance music plays]

Carly: Do you hear that?

Zander: What?

Carly: It's music. It's customers. An extremely successful nightclub.

Zander: Okay, what exactly does this have to do with breaking and entering, wiretapping, phone fraud?

Carly: Okay, I will tell you, all right? Look, when I found this place, it was a dump, and now it's positioned to be one of the hottest nightclubs in this town. I did that, Zander. I did. I created something out of nothing, and tell me how. Was it by being stupid or being lazy? No, it was by staying on my toes and learning really fast and, most importantly, negotiating problems away. Sonny is in hell right now because A.J. has his sister. Now, that is a problem. The solution is to get Courtney back, and, once again, our leverage is --

Zander: I agree. I -- I see -- I see where you're going with this.

Carly: Okay, of course you do because you're smart, too. It's Skye. We need to put the pressure on her. We need to be relentless until she gets A.J. to turn Courtney over to Sonny. Look, it -- it's really a simple transaction, okay? It's one sister's peace of mind for the other sister's safe return.

Zander: Carly, it's -- it's not smart. It's an open invitation for trouble.

Carly: No, it's business, Zander. Quid pro quo. Right now our business is to help Sonny. So, are you going to do that or not?

Skye: All right. If the only way to make you leave is to hear you out, let's proceed, shall we? I believe you were about to offer me your E.L.Q. stock?

Sonny: You know, sometimes you're almost funny.

Skye: Well, I can't possibly imagine anything else you'd offer me that I'd be interested in, unless, of course, it's a business prospectus, in which case you can leave the proposal and I'll look at it and get back to you.

Sonny: No need. It's short. You can read it right now if you want out loud.

Skye: It's from A.J.

Sonny: That's right.

Skye: What did you do to him?

Sonny: Read it.

Skye: "Sonny, I don't want you to worry about Courtney. She's safe with me. We've decided to go away together. This is what Courtney wants. Please try to understand."

Sonny: Do you understand why this is unacceptable and the situation has to end? I intend to end it right here, right now.

Lucky: My father taught me to trust my instincts, and for the better part of my life I did. Helena took it away from me. But that part of me feels like it's coming back, and it's telling me that I need to protect you.

Elizabeth: From the truth one more time?

Lucky: No, Elizabeth, from Helena.

Elizabeth: And you don't see a problem with letting me believe that you actually wanted to take me?

Lucky: That I wanted to take you on a vacation on a beach alone so we could spend some time together? Yes, Elizabeth, I did, and it still is true. I mean, it's March. We're fried. We always have fun together no matter what, and you need to recuperate from the accident. Now, take all that and then throw in Helena's escape.

Elizabeth: And you get a big list of reasons that have nothing to do with love. I get it, okay? You don't love me and I hate it, so deal with that.

Lucky: Hey, I'm sorry that you're angry but not for what I did because I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

Elizabeth: Oh, well, now at least you're being honest.

Lucky: I wish we were on the beach right now. I do. I wish we were there. I wish we would've made it out of here.

Elizabeth: And I am so glad we're not. Surprise -- we're on a different page yet another time. Are you done?

Lucky: It looks that way.

Elizabeth: I'm through talking, Lucky.

Sarah: It's me, Lizzie. Open up. Please?

Elizabeth: Perfect timing.

Sarah: For what?

Elizabeth: The three magic words you hardly ever hear me say -- you were right. About Lucky. Everything you've been saying is true.

Sarah: No, Lizzie, actually, I was completely wrong.

Laura: I agree with Luke. I think it's just another one of Helena's tricks.

Lucky: What's Helena done now?

Laura: Lucky, everything's going to be all right.

Lucky: I know, I know, don't worry. Just tell me what's going on.

Nikolas: When Helena asked to see me alone before she went into surgery --

Luke: The old deathbed routine.

Nikolas: Yeah. She said she had a riddle for me. "When is the sun like the dark of the moon and never brought to the light?"

Lucky: What the hell does that mean?

Nikolas: I have no idea. She also said something else. "Figure out the answer before the answer's given to you."

Lucky: Well, I'd just forget it if I were you. Take it all out of your mind.

Laura: I think that's very good advice. It sounds like nonsense to me.

Luke: You been in the tunnel lately?

Nikolas: No. Why?

Zander: Do I get to ask you a few questions?

Carly: Yeah, fire away.

Zander: Did Sonny ask you to help in dealing with A.J.?

Carly: That's beside the point.

Zander: Did Sonny ask you to help him find Courtney?

Carly: I told him that I would do whatever I could.

Zander: Did he ask?

Carly: Look, it doesn't matter.

Zander: Yes, it does, Carly. It matters a lot.

Carly: No, it doesn't because you know what? I don't need Sonny to tell me what he needs because I already can figure that out on my own from years of being with him. I know him. And, unfortunately, I also know A.J. because I was married to the miserable creep. I know how he thinks, too. A.J. wants Michael, and he knows that he'd have to kill me and Sonny to get to him. So what does he do? He goes ahead and he uses Courtney as a bargaining chip. A.J.'s scary, Zander, because he doesn't care who he's going to hurt. Do you really think that I want to spend my time harassing Skye or spend a minute thinking about her or dealing with her? But what else are we going to do to get A.J.'s attention? Look, as much as it's possible for A.J. to care about anyone, he cares about Skye. Okay, no one comes close. So leaning on her is the only way we're going to get Courtney back. Are you with me or not?

Skye: So, is this the part where you break my kneecaps, drop me in a vat of cement?

Sonny: It doesn't have to come to that. I'm a reasonable man.

Skye: Right, and I'm the queen of Sheba.

Sonny: You're not very likable, are you? Neither is A.J. Never has been. But you guys -- you guys get along. I see you two, you know, heads together, whispering in each other's ears. Must be nice to have a bond like that. Courtney and I never -- never had that chance.

Skye: What do you want?

Sonny: A.J. dishonors my sister -- there are consequences for that. Unless, of course, you work with me to straighten out this misunderstanding.

Skye: Work with you how?

Sonny: Courtney gets returned immediately. A.J. stays out of her life permanently. You make that happen for me, you have my word A.J. walks away without a scratch.

Skye: But what if I can't? Huh? I mean, what if I don't have as much influence over A.J. as you think that I do?

Sonny: Well, then we got a problem.

Skye: What, are you telling me that you'll kill him? You know, I don't care how much power you think you have. You lay one hand on my brother, and I will make you pay. Now, I've had just about enough of this for one night, so take your threats and get the hell out of here!

Jax: You threatening her, Sonny?

Kristina: You all right?

Alexis: Yes, I'm all right.

Kristina: Well, you don't look all right.

Alexis: Are you going to argue with me about the way that I feel again, Kristina? Because I'm fine. I'm just tired, all right?

Kristina: I think you're worried about Sonny.

Alexis: Sit down.

Kristina: I want you to talk to me --

Alexis: Sit down. Kristina, you're my sister, and I treasure your presence in my life, and nothing is ever going to change that. But you have got to remember something. We've only known each other for a short time. And as close as we've become, there are things that you just don't understand about me. You think that I'm easy to read. I'm not. And my best advice to you is to stop trying to figure me out. I don't like being interrogated about my feelings. Where I can find them, I can't always explain them. And when asked to do that, I recoil. When pushed to do that, I lash out. I am asking you to stop pushing, Kristina, because I don't want to say something to you that I'm going to regret.

Kristina: Regret because you're afraid you're going to hurt my feelings or regret because you don't want anyone helping you? Look, look, look. I hereby -- I hereby volunteer. You can yell at me. You can lash out at me, do whatever you need to do. Just please understand how you're feeling instead of pretending that your feelings don't even exist.

Alexis: Have you not heard a word that I just said, Kristina? I said leave it alone.

Kristina: Alexis, you're imploding.

Alexis: I'm imploding because you are refusing to stop doing what I am repeatedly asking you to stop doing!

Kristina: And -- and you're refusing to deal with the things that bother you.

Alexis: I can't believe you.

Kristina: You know what? I'm sure -- I'm sure if I wouldn't have shown up, you would've taken the memories of our mother and stuffed them in for another 20 years.

Alexis: You need to stop. Stop it, Kristina. I'm not kidding. I'm really not kidding. You are making me so angry right now. Please, just leave it alone.

Kristina: Alexis --

Alexis: Why --

Kristina: You can't breathe --

Alexis: I'm breathing fine, Kristina!

Kristina: I want you to just breathe, just --

Alexis: You want me to make you right is what you want.

Kristina: No, people -- people who are okay with their feelings can breathe. People who are comfortable with their feelings --

Alexis: I never said I was okay with my feelings, Kristina. I never said I was comfortable with my feelings. I said I didn't want to share them with you or Ned or Jax or anyone else. Shouldn't that be my choice? Shouldn't that be my prerogative? Is that so hard for all of you to understand? You know what I think? I think that -- that you don't care at all about my relationship with Sonny. In fact, I don't think you give a damn about my feelings at all. I think you're all so damn mad at me because I'm in love with a man you can't stand!

Skye: Would you kindly inform this man that he'll be very sorry if he injures my brother in any way?

Jax: Threats to A.J. -- that's what this is about?

Sonny: A.J. left town with my sister.

Jax: Yes, I know, I heard. I'm sorry about that.

Sonny: Maybe you can explain to Skye that even enemies do business with each other from time to time. I made her a generous offer in return for my sister's return, but I don't know --

Skye: You threatened my brother's life.

Sonny: No, that's not true. That's not true. I said he'd walk away clean if he brings back my sister. I told her, you know, I'm a reasonable man.

Jax: I know how you operate, Corinthos. You talk your way around things, leaving things open for interpretation. I understand you're justly concerned about Courtney, but I'm warning you, you put Skye in the middle of this, you make your move against her, and I will come after you.

Sonny: My problem is with A.J., not Skye.

Jax: Well, then I'm out of it.

Sonny: All right.

Skye: Jax.

Sonny: If you care about your brother -- which I believe you do -- you will consider my offer. It's the only chance you got.

Jax: One more thing -- Helena Cassadine escaped custody. I tried to convince Alexis and Kristina to go overseas with me, but, of course, Alexis feels the obligation to make herself available to you. So I assume that you'll make sure that they're protected.

Sonny: Of course.

Skye: Why are you just standing there? Go after him.

Jax: You heard what I said. A.J.'s fate is no concern of mine. But if you want my best advice, I would take Sonny's offer and be grateful.

Zander: Okay. Suppose I do help you. Suppose I get onboard with this crazy scheme to dig up something on Skye and it blows up in our faces. Skye finds out. She presses charges. I'm not looking forward to going back to jail, okay, but after the months that I spent in lockup, I at least know what to expect. What are you going to do if you get arrested?

Carly: It won't happen.

Zander: Why risk it, Carly?

Carly: Because Sonny needs to get his sister back.

Zander: You love Sonny enough to risk everything for him?

Carly: Look, I have tried to get past it. Okay, I try every day. But I love him. You know?

Kristina: You just admitted that you love Sonny.

Alexis: Happy?

Gia: Oh, thank God you guys opened the panel. I was just lost in the tunnel.

Nikolas: How'd that happen?

Gia: I don't know. I -- I just took a wrong turn somewhere and -- and lost my bearings. Nikolas, it was so cold and damp and dirty. I --

Nikolas: Why --

Gia: Was terrified.

Nikolas: Why did you go in the tunnel in the first place, Gia?

[Gia coughs]

Laura: Let's just give her a chance to catch her breath, shall we? Sit down.

Nikolas: Here.

Gia: Thank you.

Luke: So?

Gia: What?

Luke: Why were you in the tunnel?

Gia: Oh -- I heard a noise like footsteps, so my first thought -- that it was Helena. So I decided to check it out.

Lucky: Alone? You went after Helena?

Laura: That wasn't very smart, Gia.

Gia: I know. I guess I just went on sheer reflex. I didn't think about the danger.

Laura: Well, did you see anything?

Gia: No.

Nikolas: Hear anything?

Gia: No.

Luke: Let's check it out.

Lucky: Sure.

Gia: Wait! Don't go!

Elizabeth: I don't get it. For weeks you've insisted I'm wasting my time with Lucky. Now all of a sudden you're on his side?

Sarah: No, I'm on your side, Lizzie.

Elizabeth: You know what? Don't call me that.

Sarah: Sorry. Look, I just didn't like seeing you hurt. And it seemed to me like Lucky was playing games, like he was using you in a way -- not able to give you what you want but not willing to let go, either. That just didn't feel right to me.

Elizabeth: And what changed?

Sarah: I'm not sure. Maybe really paying attention to Lucky's side of things, listening hard enough to hear the truth? Lucky genuinely cares about you, Elizabeth.

Sarah: God, I am so sick of those words -- "cares about you." You know what? Lucky used to love me. "Cares about" is a pretty poor substitute.

Sarah: I know, and you have been unbelievably patient with him. And maybe it's too much to ask, but can't you hang in a little longer? Lucky is not out to hurt you, Elizabeth. In fact, it's just the opposite. He is trying so hard not to. Lucky is a great guy. He's worth the wait.

Nikolas: What's wrong, Gia?

Laura: Why don't you want them to go in the tunnel?

Lucky: We're wasting time.

Luke: I'd like to hear your objections.

Gia: I'm just scared. I mean, maybe it's left over from being trapped in the tunnel. I just -- I don't want anyone to get hurt.

Laura: Okay, Gia. It's all right. We are all scared. Everybody's on edge. Helena does have to be stopped, and I think the only way we are going to do that is if we fight as a family, as a unit, and that includes you.

Gia: I'm sorry, okay? I am so sorry.

Skye: I can't believe I'm hearing this -- take Sonny's offer and be grateful? For what exactly? That he's about to hunt A.J. down like a dog?

Jax: Skye, A.J. isn't a child, okay? He knew exactly what he was setting off when he not only took Courtney out of town but he also -- he wrote a note to brag about it. That's crossing the line.

Skye: Listen to you! You sound just like Sonny. Why don't you give Sonny a call and volunteer to execute A.J. yourself? I mean, never mind that I happen to love him. Why should that matter to you, huh? And never mind that he happens to be the only person in my family who accepts me for who I am, and he's not your pal, so just toss him on the garbage pile!

Jax: Skye -- Skye, Skye -- A.J. is deliberately exploiting the sister of a dangerous man. He knew what he was doing.

Skye: Well, thank you so much for your empathy and your insights. I'll be sure to pass those along to A.J. if, by some chance, he comes out of this alive.

Jax: This is going nowhere. I have a club to check on and people who actually deserve my help, so --

Skye: Why did you even come here?

Jax: Because I had a feeling that Sonny might be heading this way. I wanted to make sure that you were all right.

Zander: Okay, you love Sonny enough to risk going to jail. That's great, Carly. That's great. But how about this for an approach? How about loving him enough to do what he wants?

Carly: That's what I am trying to do.

Zander: No. Sonny doesn't want you fixing his problems. He wants to do it himself.

Carly: Okay, you know what? His way isn't going to work.

Zander: Sonny will make it work. He always does, okay? Carly, you can't just love the man, all right? You got to show him some respect.

Carly: I completely respect him, Zander.

Zander: Okay. Then why go behind his back and do something you know that he's going to hate? Okay, you can't just run his life or trash your own or make decisions for him. Especially you don't want to cheat Michael out of his mom. Sonny's got a lot of rules, okay? We all know that. Okay, but a few come to mind -- never betray me. Don't second-guess me. Never tell me a lie. Any of this sounding familiar? You've trashed your share of rules in the past. Did it make Sonny happy? Did it make his life better? Did it prove how much you cared?

Carly: Okay, you know what? I don't need you lecturing me on my past mistakes. A.J. is my enemy, too, and I am not going to sit back and just -- and do nothing, okay?

Zander: Look, I know. I know. I know it is hard. But you -- you, Carly, you can do anything -- even sit and wait and love Sonny enough to let him do what he wants.

[Knock on door]

Sonny: Is Alexis here?

Kristina: She's upstairs.

Sonny: All right, I need to talk to her -- unless she's sick or something.

Kristina: No, she's not sick. She's just upstairs.

Sonny: Oh.

Kristina: This is her home, remember? You know, sometimes I think that you tend to forget that. You kind of believe that everything has been arranged for your convenience -- so you can drop by, just walk in whenever you feel like it, dump your problems, your inconveniences, your unreasonable demands right into my sister's lap whenever you so choose.

Sonny: I'll leave a message on her cell phone. I'll --

Kristina: No wonder your sister ran away.

Sonny: What was that? What?

Kristina: You make people feel irrelevant. You know that, Sonny? It's as though, you know, they're not important enough or intelligent enough to merit your attention or even a reply from you. You may not like what I just said to you, but at least show me the courtesy of acknowledging that I said it.

Sonny: If I was rude to you or something, I apologize. You are Alexis' sister. I've been doing my best to be polite, even when you barge into my home without asking and start lecturing me about things that are none of your business.

Kristina: Alexis is my business.

Sonny: No -- she's your sister. You can tell her anything, but don't tell me.

Kristina: You have no idea how unreasonable you sound right now.

Sonny: I have no use for you, Kristina. When I think about you, you know what I think of? A self-centered kid with too much time on her hands who keeps busy by butting into other people's lives. I don't know where you think you came by the wisdom or experience to tell me what to do about anything, but I got no time right now to argue with you. Alexis is my tenant. Now, I got business to discuss with her. You got a problem with that, you take it up with Alexis or you move yourself out of here. But do not raise the subject with me again. Are we clear?

Sonny: Hey.

Alexis: Hey.

Luke: Okay, Gia, what's going on here? First you're scared. Now you're sorry. Why?

Gia: It's about what Laura said about pulling together. I mean, I know she's right. I just don't know if I can.

Luke: What's stopping you?

Gia: I'm not a team player. I never have been. I mean, all my life that's what everyone has always said about me.

Luke: Can we save the analysis for later?

Gia: You know, I really don't think you need to check out the tunnel. I mean, I searched the whole thing from end to end, and there was nothing in there.

Laura: Gia, there are five miles of tunnel. You couldn't possibly have searched it all.

Gia: Actually, I think I did. I mean, I was in there forever.

Luke: Let's go.

Lucky: All right.

Nikolas: No! Stop, you guys.

Jax: You get the word out to the media. Tell them I'm offering a $5 million reward for the capture of Helena Cassadine. Right.

Skye's voice: "I'm thrilled by my new appointment and determined to prove Jasper Jacks right. He put his faith in me, and I'm going to deliver by making him rich and proud."

Skye: Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I'm looking for Jax. Are you expecting him?

Carly: Oh, Skye, why don't you come in and sit down.

Alexis: You look like hell.

Sonny: I'm not getting anywhere trying to find Courtney. It's just -- I don't know what to do.

Alexis: You should try sleeping. In your apartment. It's across the hall. I'll show you.

Alexis: You hungry?

Sonny: What would you do if I were?

Alexis: Order in. Would you like me to warm you some milk?

Sonny: You know how to make milk?

Alexis: I was hoping you did. I could sing you a lullaby.

Sonny: You sing?

Alexis: Like a strangled cat.

Sonny: Don't sing.

Alexis: What do you want? You want me to put you to bed myself?

>> On the next "General Hospital" --

Luke: Come on. Let's go. Stay here with the ladies.

Alan: A.J.'s trying to turn his life around.

Monica: He's not going to have a life!

Skye: Please, just get out of my --

Sonny: You're going to take me to bed?

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