GH Transcript Monday 11/22/01

General Hospital Transcript Monday 11/22/01

By Suzanne

Lucky: Hey, elizabeth. Happy thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Place smells great. Yeah, so do I. I love you, too.

Audrey: How's elizabeth?

Lucky: She is homesick.

Audrey: Aw. Well, she'll be back very soon.

Lucky: Yeah. The sooner, the better.

Lesley: Audrey?

Audrey: Yes?

Lesley: The gravy boat disappeared.

Audrey: What?

Lesley: Disappeared, gone.

Audrey: Oh, dear. I think I'm being paged.

Lucky: Sounds important.

Lesley: Uh-huh.

Audrey: See you later.

Lesley: Gravy -- major headache.

Audrey: Oh, it is.

Laura: Hi, audrey.

Audrey: Hi.

Lucky: Hey.

Laura: Hey. Happy thanksgiving.

Lucky: Happy thanksgiving.

Mac: Hi.

Roy: Hey.

Mac: Hi!

Felicia: Hi.

Maxie: Hey.

Laura: Hi!

Felicia: Happy thanksgiving.

Laura: Yes. Welcome to the annual bobbie spencer thanksgiving dinner, minus bobbie. I'm just filling in for the moment.

Felicia: Oh.

Lucky: Excuse me. Hi, guys.

Maxie: Hello.

Lucky: Hi, maxie. How you doing? Excuse me, I'm going to go get some food.

Maxie: I'm going to go, too.

Felicia: Where is bobbie?

Laura: Something about getting a special cake. I'm not exactly sure where.

Felicia: Oh.

Lesley: Oh, good, good, good! The pies. Yes, the pies. Just in time. You come with me.

Mac: Ok.

Lesley: Happy thanksgiving.

Mac: I'll follow you. Happy thanksgiving.

Roy: Oh, my god. Hey, come on. Come on in. Hey, hey, hey, man. I am -- I'm proud of you, man.

Luke: Well, nobody would go fishing.

Roy: Well, you know, some of us actually like thanksgiving.

Laura: Who wants to play the quiet game?

Serena: Oh, not I! Not I!

Scott: This town is a speed trap.

Sheriff: What's in the box, ma'am?

Scott: You got a search warrant?

Sheriff: Don't need one.

Scott: You got probable cause?

Sheriff: Show me what's in the box, ma'am.

Bobbie: Ok.

Scott: No, no, no. Bobbie, don't do it. Don't!

Bobbie: Scott, stop, ok? You are not helping. Here. Look all you want.

Sheriff: Now, that's something you don't see every day of the week.

Bobbie: This is why we were in such a hurry.

Officer: What would you call something like that?

Bobbie: It's a pumpkin mousse cake and it's shaped like a turkey, and we drove all the way from port charles to pick up this cake.

Scott: What -- what are you telling these coppers all this for?

Bobbie: And I know my friend here was driving too fast.

Sheriff: You were going 95?

Scott: 95, my foot! I maintain that you are illegally holding us here on some sort of trumped-up charge -- driving through a school zone on thanksgiving with a pumpkin mousse-shaped cake that looks like a turkey. Come on!

Sheriff: You want to find me some of that aspirin? My sciatica is starting to act up again.

Scott: Oh, uh-huh. That's what I thought -- a pill-popper. What are you on, goofballs?

Sheriff: He's a lawyer, isn't he?

Bobbie: I'm afraid so, yes.

Sheriff: My sciatica always knows.

Scott: Yeah, well, you think you got sciatica problems, wait until I get you in court for false arrest. How do you like them apples, huh?

Sheriff: If he keeps this up, we'll both miss the ballgame.

Scott: Ballgame, huh? You see? See? I knew this was some kind of a shakedown. Now, let's just cut this nonsense here and let us go.

Sheriff: I could do that.

Bobbie: Oh, we'd be so grateful. Thank --

sheriff: But I won'T. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you and your nice lady friend are under arrest.

Scott: Oh.

Bobbie: Oh.

Kristina: My very first gothic thanksgiving.

Gia: Seems like something out of a monster movie, doesn't it?

Stefan: Yes, but all the monsters are gone.

Alexis: And the rest of us are all here.

Kristina: Now all we have to do is rethink these curtains.

Alexis: She likes to redecorate all the time.

Kristina: We got to get some light in here.

Gia: I see long tables.

Kristina: Why?

Gia: For the reception.

Alexis: You're having a reception here?

Stefan: Not that I'm aware of.

Gia: Oops.

Nikolas: I was planning to make the announcement after dessert, but -- gia and I are engaged.

Kristina: Come here!

Nikolas: Thank you.

Alexis: Good for you.

Ned: Happy thanksgiving, everybody.

Alan: Time to declare a truce.

Ned: Am I the only one who smells a turkey dinner?

Edward: Cook is probably planning to feed everybody in town except us.

Alan: No, cook went to a spa last night.

Edward: Are you sure?

Alan: Yes, I'm sure because I arranged it. And she is thrilled, I think.

Edward: Oh, it's a trick. No, no.

Alan: No, no, it's not. I brought in the chef from the grill.

A.J.: Yeah, and that worked so well last year.

Alan: And as we speak, my mother is in the kitchen supervising everything, and we are going to have a real thanksgiving dinner.

Edward: Don't count your drumsticks too soon.

Alan: No, there's not going to be any pizza, no bickering, no stress.

Monica: And I assume that means that skye won't be here.

Alan: Of course she will. Where is she, anyway?

A.J.: Oh, skye had plans.

Alan: Oh.

Monica: Something that will take more than a week, I hope.

Alan: You know, it's exactly that kind of remark that we don't need.

[Doorbell rings]

Monica: And I'm really tired of being scolded, alan.

Edward: Reginald!

Ned: Monica has a point, alan.

Alan: No, I think that skye should share with the rest of the family.

Monica: Am I allowed to ask why?

[Doorbell rings]

Edward: Reginald!

Monica: Alan, how thoughtful! Who let you in?

Rae: Happy thanksgiving, everyone.

A.J.: Hello.

Ned: Great.

Edward: What are you doing here?

Alan: Hi, rae.

Rae: Oh, it's so wonderful to see you all again. Alan, thank you for inviting me.

Jax: I don't recall inviting you.

Sonny: Who gave you permission to get between me and my wife?

Jax: Permission?

Sonny: Yeah.

Jax: You're trying to be funny.

Sonny: Stay away from my wife.

Carly: Jax didn't invite me. I'm here on my own.

Sonny: So, is this the trash you're spending time with?

Carly: Sonny, we don't need to fight. I just need to talk to you.

Jax: What are you doing back here?

Skye: I have a lot riding on this partnership.

Jax: I wouldn't exactly call it a partnership.

Skye: What are you doing with sonny corinthos' wife?

Carly: Did you sign the divorce papers?

Sonny: Let's go.

Carly: No, wait, wait, wait.

Sonny: What do you mean, "wait"?

Carly: Did you sign them or not?

Sonny: Yeah, I did.

Alan: I'm so sorry, monica. It must've slipped my mind.

Monica: Rae, what would you call that? A freudian slip?

Rae: It was a last-minute thing, monica. I was doing a speech in canada. I was on my way back to llanview, and --

alan: Rae wanted to know how skye was doing, and I said, "well, why don't you stop by and see for yourself?"

Monica: Well, at least you got your story straight.

Rae: Where is my daughter?

Monica: Best guess is she's hanging out with a tramp she brought in from atlantic city to blackmail edward. Or --

ned: Plotting to bring this family down.

Edward: Or both.

Rae: Well, I can certainly see that you're all making her feel very welcome here.

Monica: Skye is not welcome here. And neither are you, rae.

Lila: Rae, dear!

Rae: Hello, lila.

Lila: What a lovely surprise.

Monica: Not for some of us.

Kristina: I was wondering what this emerald ring was all about.

Gia: Isn't it gorgeous?

Kristina: Come here. Let me see it in the light.

Alexis: I am so proud of you.

Nikolas: Thank you.

Alexis: You found someone to love, someone to count on --

gia: And so have I.

Nikolas: Uncle?

Stefan: Congratulations.

Nikolas: Thank you.

Gia: What, no congratulations for the bride-to-be?

Stefan: Gia, I've been rude. I've been rude to you, condescending, dismissive. You stood by nikolas through a terrible ordeal. You risked your life to be with him. You are more than I could ever hope for the young man I raised as my son. Will you forgive me?

Gia: You know, you can apologize to me any day of the week. And consider yourself forgiven.

Stefan: Thank you.

Gia: Come here.

Alexis: How about a toast?

Stefan: Yes. I know just the bottle.

Nikolas: You mean the 1985 grande dame?

Stefan: That's the one.

Nikolas: Well, I'll tell you what -- I will show gia. I've always wanted to show her the sculpture hall, and it's on the way to the wine cellar, so --

gia: Oh, yeah. Where else it would it be?

Nikolas: Come on.

Alexis: Nikolas seems so serious.

Nikolas: Well, he's making a serious commitment.

Alexis: Doesn't he seem a little down to you?

Kristina: Who is this handsome man?

Roy: So you're going to stick around for a while, you know, and bobbie's not even here yet. She hasn't gotten back, so --

luke: Well, if she's smart, she'll just keep going. There's no way I'm going to go in there and sit at the table with my ex and the ex-husband of my sort of ex-girlfriend.

Roy: Well, just think of all these exes as part of your extended family, and, you know, it's a good thing that we have a chance to sit around, look at each other, and be together after going through this recent bad circumstance. It's good.

Luke: So, thanksgiving pod people got to you and turned you into mush, didn't they?

Roy: Oh, man. I mean, it's just one dinner. And, you know, then we can have another drink and head home. It's a good thing.

Luke: Have a drink and head home. I'm cutting right to that part. I'll see you.

Roy: Yeah, ok. I tried.

Laura: Happy thanksgiving.

Luke: Happy thanksgiving. Although the turkey might not agree.

Laura: I'm so glad that you came. Can I get you something?

Carly: Look, I asked you to sign the divorce papers, and you signed them. You did the right thing.

Sonny: So, what are you doing here?

Carly: What difference does it make?

Sonny: You cannot believe jax cares about you.

Carly: Why would he?

Sonny: Because he's using you to get to me.

Carly: This has nothing to do with you, ok?

Sonny: Ok.

Carly: I came to jax with a business proposal.

Sonny: Why? Why? I will back you in anything you want to do.

Jax: You and I are working on a small project.

Skye: That's what you call running sonny out of E.L.Q.?

Jax: It is. All my other affairs are not your concern.

Skye: Affairs? What, as in, carly?

Jax: Did I say that?

Skye: Oh, so, that's your plan, huh? Get back at sonny by seducing his wife?

Kristina: Stavros must have been a monster.

Alexis: Stavros was a demon from hell.

Stefan: Cold, sadistic.

Alexis: Even as a child he didn't have an ounce of compassion. He's in the bowels of the earth, which is exactly where he belongs. I'm sorry, nikolas.

Nikolas: Sorry for what? Everything you said was true. He was ruthless, crushed everyone in his path. He felt pretty much nothing. All he wanted was control.

Stefan: You don't have to think about him anymore, nikolas.

Nikolas: Everyone called my father a monster. He was just that, a thing without a soul. A monster who saved my life.

Bobbie: Tony.

Tony: Hey. Where are you?

Bobbie: Well, actually, we've hit a few complications.

Scott: Try unlawful imprisonment.

Tony: Unlawful what?

Bobbie: Scott's just -- he's goofing around.

Scott: No, no, you know what? Let me just talk to him.

Bobbie: No, no, don't -- get away from me.

Tony: Are you all right?

Scott: Let me just speak to him, ok?

Tony: What's wrong with scott?

Bobbie: Scott is -- scott's being a little difficult, that's all.

Tony: Ok, so, where are you?

Bobbie: Listen, would you just please ask laura to start dinner and tell her I am so sorry that I'm not there to help? But tell her that we're going to be a little late.

Tony: Bobbie, what happened?

Scott: Tell him to send help!

Tony: Send what?

Bobbie: I'll talk to you soon, tony. Bye.

Scott: Bobbie, for heaven's sakes, why didn't you tell him to come and get us?

Bobbie: Why don't you just pay the stupid ticket?

Scott: Are you out of your mind? I'm a lawyer, for crying out loud! You think I'm going to pay some goofy, trumped-up charges?

Bobbie: Scott, I got a bunch of people waiting for me at the brownstone. They want their dinner. Sheriff breen? Hello? Sheriff breen, could I ask you something?

Hello? Hello!

Luke: So you made this turkey, huh?

Lesley lu: Yes.

Luke: Well, it's by far the most beautiful one in the joint.

Lesley lu: Thank you.

Luke: You're welcome. Oh, thank you.

Lucky: You want to know what I'm thankful for?

Laura: More than anything.

Lucky: You. For always being strong and brave for me and dad.

Laura: Thank you.

Lesley lu: Let me down.

Luke: Ok.

Felicia: What a surprise to see you here.

Luke: Yes, it's a bit more like halloween with me at a family function, isn't it?

Felicia: After everything we've all been through, I don't think so.

Luke: You're not gearing up to tell me how thanksgivingful you are, are you?

Felicia: Yes, I am. I'm thankful that my family is safe and I'm thankful that you're back. And it's nice to see you back to your old, ornery self.

Luke: Woof!

Felicia: Welcome back, luke.

Luke: Thank you very much. Hello, commissioner.

Mac: Ahem. I didn't expect you to be here.

Taggert: You have a lot to be thankful for, luke.

Luke: You're policing gratitude now, mr. Thought cop?

Taggert: You're lucky to be alive, man.

Mac: If you'd let us handle the cassadines from the beginning, luke --

luke: Where were you when helena put out her curse? Where were you when stavros took laura off the dock? Where were you when helena kidnapped my son? Hey, I didn't do this alone because I'm some kind of an arrogant vigilante. I did it because you and people like you were nowhere to be found. And when you did show up, you arrested me!

Florence: Marcus? Marcus? I need some help in the kitchen. I need to get some things out of the oven.

Taggert: I'll be right there, mom. Why don't --

florence: Now. Please.

Luke: I'm going to have to go.

Laura: You know, I swore I'd never, ever do this again, but I -- I need rescuing. I really do. Please, just one more time.

Luke: Well, can you be a little more specific?

Laura: I need you to stay here.

Laura: Bobbie asked me to cover for her as hostess until she shows up, but I need a host.

Luke: Ok. What are the duties?

Laura: Staying in the building, for one thing.

Luke: Oh, now, see, that's going to be tough.

Laura: Tell a few jokes.

Luke: A few jokes? With kids around and cops?

Laura: Pass a couple of serving dishes.

Luke: I drop things.

Laura: Clean up.

Luke: Where's baldwin?

Laura: With bobbie.

Luke: How'd that happen?

Laura: I'm not sure.

Roy: Hey, taste this.

Luke: Huh?

Roy: Taste it. Please.

Laura: Good?

Luke: Mmm.

Laura: Mmm.

Luke: Here's your cleanup man.

Laura: I want you to do it, luke. No offense.

Luke: Yeah?

Laura: Yeah.

Roy: Excuse me.

Luke: Hmm. Well --

laura: Come on, one more time. Rescue me. One more time, for old time's sake.

Luke: Oh, you're so bad. You know I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress. Ok, what's my first assignment?

Laura: Stay for dinner.

Luke: Ok.

Mac: Hey. You all right?

Felicia: Yeah. Tony just told me that bobbie called. She's fine but she's been delayed, and she wants us to start thanksgiving dinner without her.

Mac: Well, I guess we should do what bobbie wants.

Felicia: It's just not the same without bobbie.

Mac: Well, you know, she'll be along soon.

Lesley lu: Make maxie show me her tattoo.

Felicia: Her what?

Georgie: Lulu made me tell.

Lesley lu: I did not!

Felicia: Maxie. Come here.

Maxie: What?

Felicia: What is this I hear about a tattoo?

Maxie: Thanks, georgie.

Mac: Then it's true.

Maxie: It's just a tiny, little butterfly.

Felicia: Where?

Maxie: On my shoulder. Hardly anyone's ever going to see it.

Mac: Hardly anyone?

Maxie: Can we not make this a big scene here, please?

Felicia: You're in serious trouble.

Mac: Did you think about asking permission?

Lucky: Uh -- what's a little tattoo?

Mac: How about none of your business?

Lucky: Oh. Well, you know, you could look at it this way -- she could have an earring in her eyebrow, one in her nose, stuck through her tongue.

Felicia: I don't think so.

Lucky: Anyway, I think it's hot.

Felicia: I don't care what you think.

Lucky: Yeah, nobody else does, either. See you.

Maxie: I'm going with him.

Mac: Come on, let's go get some punch or something, ok? Come on, let's go. Let's go get some walnuts or something.

[Children laugh]

Melissa: Aren't you supposed to be socializing?

Roy: I am. I'm socializing with you.

Melissa: Thanks.

Roy: A lot can change in a year, huh?

Melissa: Especially this year.

Roy: I heard that.

Melissa: Yeah. You know, thanksgiving for me used to be just a turkey sandwich in the nurses' lounge. So this is nice. I always -- I worked on holidays, you know, so I didn't have to think about --

roy: Yeah.

Melissa: Anyway, for me this thanksgiving is about people I've found, like you. I have so much to be grateful for.

Roy: Likewise.

Laura: Excuse me! As your substitute hostess, and on direct orders from bobbie, let's eat!E?

Bobbie: There we go. Is that better?

Sheriff breen: You say you're a nurse?

Bobbie: That's right.

Sheriff breen: I'll bet you're a good one.

Bobbie: Well, thank you. I mean, I do what I can.

Sheriff breen: Well, that really helps.

Bobbie: Well, it's the least I can do to try and make up for my rude friend.

Sheriff breen: Oh, lawyers. They can't help themselves.

Bobbie: Well, you know, I tried to get him to slow down, but he seemed bound and determined to get us a speeding ticket.

Sheriff breen: Yes, ma'am.

Bobbie: Would you like me to show you some exercises to relieve the pressure?

Sheriff breen: Oh, that'll be fine, ma'am -- tomorrow, after you've served your time. Thank you kindly.

Scott: All right, bobbie. You can add attempted bribery to speeding in a school zone. Great.

Stefan: I'm sorry you had to hear all of that, nikolas.

Nikolas: Everything you said was true, all right? My father was a nightmare. We all know that. Now so do I.

Stefan: We would all understand if you had unresolved feelings.

Nikolas: I'm fine. It's over. Ok? Gia? Everyone? You ready for the toast?

Alexis: More than ready.

Kristina: Is this a great thanksgiving, or what?

Gia: Oh, it's perfect.

Alexis: Oh, thank you.

Stefan: Not long ago, I saw no future for myself. I believed I'd lost everything. But now my world is brighter than ever before because of you -- my sisters, nikolas, and now gia. To the best of the cassadines. May we find freedom from our past. And to nikolas and gia -- may you have a wonderful life together, which I hope I'm allowed to share.

Alexis: Hear, hear.

Carly: You yanked deception right out from under me, sonny, and I understand why. I'm not even upset about it anymore. Look, and I love that you want to do this for me now, but I need to do this one on my own.

Sonny: Jax is going to use you to get to me.

Carly: Nobody uses me for long.

Sonny: Watch your back.

Carly: I will.

Sonny: All right.

Sonny: Tell michael I said happy thanksgiving.

Carly: Happy thanksgiving to you, too.

Skye: I'm not destroying sonny fast enough for you? Is that it? Is that why you're going after his wife?

Jax: Anything else?

Skye: You're obviously planning on sleeping with her.

Jax: I'm sure you don't mean to be disgusting.

Skye: I'm right, aren't I?

Jax: It's time to go.

Skye: Well. He's all yours, sweetie.

Carly: I had no idea that sonny was going to show up here.

Jax: Well, it's just as well.

Carly: My proposal has nothing to do with the two of you.

Jax: You can count me out just the same.

Carly: Why?

Jax: Because I've watched you operate for years, carly. You'll use whoever you have to to get your way -- jason, A.J. Quartermaine, even your own son. But you won't use me. You married sonny corinthos. The two of you deserve each other. I will not be used to manipulate him.

Carly: Look, if I wanted sonny as a partner, we would be sitting down to thanksgiving dinner right now.

Jax: Is that what he told you?

Carly: Sonny just offered to back any business deal that I could dream of. But I don't want sonny. I want you.

Jax: If sonny is going to back you, then why are you bothering me?

Carly: Look, you're not going to cut me any slack. Sonny will. So will edward quartermaine because he wants michael. You're the only person I can't manipulate because I don't have anything you want.

Jax: Well, there's no question there.

Carly: Look, that club is going to make a lot of money for both of us. Now, are you sure you're not interested?

Jax: What are you doing for dinner?

Carly: My nanny is at home with my son, who's got a cold, so we're going to have dinner in bed. It's becoming a family tradition. So if you're going to ask me out tonight --

jax: Not a chance. But I would like you to come with me.

Sonny: Who's there?

Mike: Hey.

Sonny: Hey.

Mike: I -- I figured you wouldn't have time to cook thanksgiving dinner.

Sonny: Why would you think that?

Mike: Am I wrong?

Sonny: Did I invite you?

Mike: There's turkey breast with chestnut stuffing.

Sonny: Oh, you didn't use oysters?

Mike: And the potatoes are on, and I picked up a couple of pies at kelly'S.

Sonny: Yeah?

Mike: Yeah.

Sonny: Why would you do that?

Mike: Well, you have to eat something.

Sonny: What about you?

Mike: I have plans.

Sonny: Stick around.

Mike: Well, I'd love to, but --

sonny: Well, you already messed up my kitchen, you know. Go ahead, stay for dinner.

Mike: You sure?

Sonny: How many times do I got to ask you?

Mike: Ok. Ok, then.

Sonny: All right.

Mike: Good. So, are carly and michael dropping by?

Sonny: Uh, no.

Mike: I'm sorry to hear that.

Sonny: Yeah? Well, actually --

mike: Thanks.

Sonny: They won't be dropping by anymore.

Mike: Families are tough.

Sonny: Yeah.

Mike: Yeah. Having other people depend on you. I mean, not that I'm any good at it. I've always let everyone down, whoever loved me. But, you know, it's not just you --

sonny: Ok, mike, if you -- if you're asking me to forgive you, I can'T.

Mike: I realize that, but I want to tell you --

sonny: I want to forgive carly. I try.

Mike: I know you do.

Sonny: It's just forgiveness is just not in me.

Monica: Cranberry souffle anyone?

Alan: I never intended to hurt you, monica.

Monica: I've really lost my appetite.

Ned: I'll have some souffle. Thank you.

Edward: Well, I haven't lost my appetite because skye's not here.

Rae: But her mother is.

Ned: Oh, we're pretty clear on that.

A.J.: Well, look at it this way -- we could be eating pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Ned: Thank god for small blessings.

Edward: Say, I have an idea. Why don't we go around the table and everyone can name a blessing. I have one -- skye isn't here.

Monica: Two -- hopefully, she won't be.

[Edward laughs]

Ned: Three, that leaves more chestnut dressing for the rest of us.

Alan: Can't we just eat dinner?

Monica: Maybe you should consider one of the cheap motels off the interstate.

Ned: This is the time when you do the right thing and exit.

Rae: I can't, not until my daughter gets here.

Monica: Oh, she's going to be so thrilled.

Alan: Monica, don't start!

Monica: She hates her as much as she hates us, alan.

Rae: Well, what a cute little bird.

Reginald: Yeah, I get that a lot.

A.J.: Ignore him.

Reginald: There you go. Mrs. Quartermaine's still on the phone with the cousins in london. She said to go ahead and start without her.

Edward: Hey, hey, hey! Aren't you going to carve it?

Reginald: Who in this room thinks it's a good idea for me to be wielding a sharp object? Anybody? Yeah, that's what I thought. I'll be back in time to serve.

Alan: So, who's going to do the honors? Ned? A.J.?

Edward: No. It's my turkey. I'll carve it.

Skye: I'm back.

Monica: Swell.

Rae: Hello, skye.

Skye: Mother. What a wonderful surprise.

Alan: I'm glad you think so, skye.

Skye: My mother and my father, together, spending thanksgiving with me.

Gia: Is everything ok?

Nikolas: Yeah, I'm fine. You know, there's just something I have to do.

Alexis: Do you have to do it tonight?

Nikolas: I have to leave, yeah.

Stefan: Dessert is coming, nikolas. How about dessert?

Alexis: The chef's outdone himself.

Kristina: The chef?

Gia: Where are we going?

Nikolas: How about I just meet you back at the yacht?

Gia: No, forget about it.

Nikolas: I won't be long. I promise you, ok?

Gia: Look, I understand that you're all upset about stavros -- we get that. But don't shut us out.

Alexis: She's right.

Nikolas: Look, I'm -- I'm fine. Ok? Just stay for dessert, enjoy yourself, and you're going to go over to bobbie's afterwards, right?

Gia: Where are you going?

Alexis: Sometimes we cassadines need a little room.

Stefan: Nikolas, is there something I can do to help?

Nikolas: Just do me a favor and make sure that gia enjoys the rest of the evening, that's all.

Kristina: We will.

Nikolas: Ok.

Gia: What is going on here?

Nikolas: It's something I have to do. I'll be fine.

[Tapping on glass]

Laura: Sorry. Excuse me. Well, in bobbie's absence, I'm -- I'm going to make an effort to say grace. We are all here to give thanks for the light in our lives, for the goodness in our hearts, for the courage to go on during incredibly difficult times. We thank god for giving us strength, strength that amazes even us. We give thanks for the ties that bond us together. They are stronger than the forces that would pull us apart. Together, we are powerful. May god bless and keep all the innocent people of the world and grant us peace. Happy thanksgiving.

Lesley: List's all done. Raise the roof!!

Skye: I'd like to thank all of you for being so enlightened.

Edward: Hmm.

A.J.: Really?

Skye: Oh, yes. The extended qrtermaine family -- mom, dad. Me. Tell me -- was it like this in the old days?

Alan: Don't do this, skye.

Skye: Did you two spend thanksgiving together when you were young and in love?

Rae: This is not the place or the time.

Skye: Oh, of course it is. How did you two lovebirds meet anyway?

Alan: That is enough, skye.

Skye: Dad, just give me a minute here, ok? I want to know if there was a moment when your eyes met and you just knew.

Monica: Why don't you try some gravy, skye?

Skye: No, thank you.

Monica: Oh, no, really. It really is -- it's wonderful.

Skye: I'm fine.

Monica: No, no, no, no. Just taste it. Here.

Skye: Oh!

Monica: Oh, my.

Skye: What are you doing?

Monica: I'm so sorry. Oh, dear. Listen, I'm -- you know, I don't know why alan --

skye: What?

Monica: Puts up with me at times. I really don'T.

Skye: Just give me --

rae: Skye.

Skye: You seem a little upset, monica.

Rae: No -- no, skye --

skye: How about some --

monica: Don't you -- no! Oh!

Skye: Sorry.

Alan: Will you stop it, the both of you?

Skye: You know, where were we? Oh, yes, that's right -- the golden days. Tell me -- do you remember when I was conceived?

Rae: Don't do this right now, please.

Skye: No, I assume it was night, wasn't it?

Edward: Would you leave the table now, young lady!

Skye: Tell me, do you remember where it happened?

Monica: Would you like some onion bearnaise?

Skye: Oh, no, thank you, monica. Was it in new york, paris --

monica: No, try it. I mean, try it.

Rae: How would you like this lovely cranberry souffle, monica?

Monica: How would like a lovely onion bearnaise --

rae: Cranberry souffle --

alan: Will you both stop it!

Edward: Oh, god!

Skye: Oh!

Edward: Oh!

Monica: See what you've done?

Rae: I can't believe this.

Ned: Way to go, alan.

Skye: Was it something I said?

Monica: Oh, please.

Reginald: I'll -- I'll notify mrs. Quartermaine.

Edward: Oh, god. Who's going to call for the pizza?

A.J.: I got that. Let's see -- what do we want? Pepperoni, extra cheese, anchovies without.

Ned: We gather

edward: Reginald!

Ned: Together

alan: Make mine pepperoni.

Monica: I want olive with extra cheese.

Ned: To ask the lord's blessing

rae: And to think I could've gone straight home.

Ned: He chastens and

skye: Don't you just love family tradition?

Ned: Hastens his will to make known

A.J.: Happy thanksgiving, everyone.

Ned: The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing sing praises to his name he forgets not his own

ned: Beside us to guide us our god with us joining ordaining maintaining his kingdom divine so from the beginning the fight we were winning thou, lord were at our side oh, glory be thine we all do extol thee thou leader triumphant and pray that thou still our defender will be let thy congregation escape tribulation thy name be ever praised o lord, make us free

ned: We gather together to ask the lord's blessing

laura: Really?

Serena: Excuse me.

Laura: What is it, honey?

Serena: Lulu told me something and said not to tell. Is it true?

Laura: Lulu? Miss lulu?

Tony: No, I can ask her anything. We bonded.

Laura: What's with the big secret?

Lesley lu: Nothing.

Luke: That's my girl. Keep your secrets.

Laura: Come on, now, lulu. What did you tell serena?

Lesley lu: You're going to marry scott. It's thanksgiving. Who wants more?

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