GH Transcript Wednesday 3/29/00

 

General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 3/29/00

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ALAN: KAREN, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO.
MONICA: CAN YOU STABILIZE HIM
IN THE AMBULANCE?
ALAN: WE ARE GIVING
THE RESIDENTS AS MUCH SUPPORT
AS POSSIBLE.
MONICA: WELL, HOW MUCH BLOOD
HAS HE LOST?
NO, WE CANNOT DEAL WITH THAT
LEVEL OF INJURY HERE.
ALAN: NO, NOT WITHOUT
CASSADINE.
MONICA: WE CAN'T RISK
A BLEED-OUT IN THE E.R.
ALAN: ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT.
MONICA: LOOK, TAKE HIM
TO MERCY, OK?
ALAN: I AM DOING WHATEVER
I CAN FOR --
KAREN? KAREN?
MONICA: CAN'T YOU DO
SOMETHING?
ALAN: NOT WITHOUT CASSADINE.
MONICA: DOES HE EVEN KNOW
WHAT A UNION IS?
ALAN: I'LL TELL YOU,
IF HE CAN'T RUN THE HOSPITAL --
MONICA: THEN WE HAVE TO FIND
SOMEBODY WHO CAN.
TONY: I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL
OVER FOR YOU.
MONICA: IS IT TRUE THAT ALL
THE AMBULATORY PATIENTS ARE
CANCELED?
TONY: WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I HEARD, BUT --
ALAN: NOBODY'S GOING TO CROSS
THE PICKET LINE, RIGHT?
MONICA: TALK ABOUT
A PICKET LINE -- NOBODY WANTS
TO BE SICK IN THIS HOSPITAL.
TONY: YEAH, I KNOW IT'S
CHAOTIC, BUT --
ALAN: THE RESIDENTS E GOING
TO WALK ANY SECOND.
MONICA: WE ARE TURNING AWAY
PEOPLE THAT NEED HELP.
ALAN: WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG?
A.J.: [ON P.A. SYSTEM]
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,
PLEASE?
MONICA: THAT'S A.J.
ALAN: IT CAN'T BE.
TONY: YES, IT CAN.
A.J.: WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY
WILL MAKE MY MOTHER VERY HAPPY.
MONICA: OH, MY --
TONY: HE WAS IN REALLY BAD
SHAPE AT THE GRILL TONIGHT.
A.J.: MY DIVORCE IS FINAL.
I REPEAT --
MY DIVORCE IS FINAL.
MONICA: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
A.J.: I AM NO LONGER
MR. CARLY QUARTERMAINE.

JAX: WHY AM I EVEN TALKING
TO YOU?
UH-HUH.
WELL, YEAH, PUT HIM ON.
ALEXIS: YOU STILL MAY BE ABLE
TO HIT A FEW SHOWS THIS SEASON.
JAX: THAT'S FINE. I'LL HOLD.
CHLOE: DO ALL THESE FABRIC
SUPPLIERS GUARANTEE FAST
TURNAROUND?
ALEXIS: WELL, IT'S MORE
EXPENSIVE AND THEY DEMAND A HUGE
DEPOSIT, BUT YES.
CHLOE: HOW DID YOU GET THIS
LIST TOGETHER SO QUICKLY?
ALEXIS: THE INTERNET IS
OUR FRIEND.
I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO HAVE SOME RESTRICTION
ON COLOR.
CHLOE: NO, I CAN WORK
IN NEUTRALS, AND I CAN
DEFINITELY WORK IN RED.
ALEXIS: WELL, GOOD.
THE SOONER YOU GET THE DESIGNS
UP, THE FASTER THE MONEY
COMES IN.
CHLOE: I'LL DO SOME SKETCHES
TONIGHT, ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: GOOD.
NOT THAT I'M RUSHING YOU.
CHLOE: L&B IS NOT GOING TO GO
UNDER.
ALEXIS: WELL, NED WILL BE
VERY HAPPY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
CHLOE: YOU'RE A GENIUS.
ALEXIS: NO, I JUST UNDERSTAND
SEARCH ENGINES, THAT'S ALL.
CHLOE: WHOO.
JAX: LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO MORE EXCUSES, OK?
NOW, WHY IS THE PAPERWORK NOT
HERE YET?
EXCUSE ME?
NO, NO, NO, YOU CALM DOWN, OK?
YOU KNOW, ON SECOND THOUGHT,
JUST FORGET IT.
THE DEAL'S OFF.
CHLOE: WHAT HAPPENED?

EMILY: LOOK, SHE WORKS
FOR A MAJOR AGENCY.
SHE WAS TOTALLY IMPRESSED
WITH JUAN.
NIKOLAS: I DID SAY THAT
HE WAS ONE OF OUR NEWEST
DISCOVERIES.
EMILY: WHICH IS TRUE.
NED: ABSOLUTELY.
EMILY: SO WILL YOU BACK HIM?
NIKOLAS: LYNN COULD PROBABLY
COME UP WITH SOME BOOKINGS RIGHT
AWAY.
EMILY: WHAT ELSE WOULD
WE NEED?
NED: BASICALLY, EVERYTHING.
EMILY: LIKE WHAT?
I MEAN, THE BOOKINGS -- WOULDN'T
THEY PAY FOR THE BAND
AND THE EXPENSES?
NED: WELL, THAT ISN'T QUITE
HOW IT WORKS.
EMILY: NED, LOOK, LYNN IS
THE REAL DEAL, OK?
IF SHE THINKS THAT JUAN SHOULD
BE SUPPORTED, WHY DON'T YOU?
ELIZABETH: HEY.
NIKOLAS: HEY.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
ELIZABETH: I WENT TO SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO LULU.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, HOW IS SHE?
ELIZABETH: SHE WANTS TO KNOW
WHERE HER PARENTS ARE.
EMILY: WHAT'D YOU SAY?
ELIZABETH: THAT THEY LOVE
HER, THEY'LL BE HOME SOON.
"DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
STORY?"
I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO SAY?
EMILY: THAT WAS PERFECT.
ELIZABETH: BUT AREN'T
YOU GUYS STARTING TO WONDER,
TOO?
WHAT IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS
HAPPENED TO KE AND LAURA?

FELICIA: WE CAN'T DO THIS
AGAIN.
WE CAN'T GET TRAPPED TOGETHER
AGAIN.
LUKE: WHY NOT?
IS IT GETTING OLD?
FELICIA: HELLO!
CAN ANYBODY HERE ME?
HELLO!
LUKE: NOBODYAN HEAR YOU,
DARLING.
FELICIA: WELL, WHAT ABOUT
LUCKY?
HELENA COULD'VE TAKEN HIM
ANYWHERE BY NOW.
LUKE: HELENA WON THIS FIGHT.
SHE DIDN'T WIN THE BATTLE.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
DON'T I ALWAYS?
FELICIA: I DO.
HELLO!
LAURA: LUKE?
LUKE?
LUKE, I CALLED THE COAST GUARD.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE HERE RIGHT
AFTER THE STORM.
FELICIA: CAN YOU HEAR ME?
PLEASE?

LAURA: LUKE?
[NOISE]
LAURA: AH!
STEFAN.
AH !

LAURA: STEFAN, THEY'RE LOCKED
IN HERE.
THE DOOR JUST SLAMMED SHUT.
STEFAN: WHO'S LOCKED
IN THERE?
LAURA: LUKE AND FELICIA.
STEFAN: OH, SO FELICIA'S
JOINED THE SEARCH?
LAURA: THEY WON'T ANSWER ME,
AND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST
SOUNDPROOFED OR IF IT'S POISON
GAS.
I KNOW THAT HELENA WAS SETTING
A TRAP FOR LUKE AND ME, AND NOW
THE TWO OF THEM ARE STUCK --
STEFAN: MY FATHER DESIGNED
THAT ROOM FOR STUDY
AND CONTEMPLATION, NOT TO KILL
PEOPLE.
LAURA: DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO OPEN THE DOOR?
STEFAN: YES.
LAURA: THEN OPEN IT.
STEFAN: WHY SHOULD I?

NIKOLAS: REMEMBER ALL THOSE
STORIES LUCKY TOLD US ABOUT
THE ICE PRINCESS?
ELIZABETH: AND THAT CRAZY
WEATHER MACHIN
NIKOLAS: AND DIDN'T LUKE
AND LAURA BAIL OUT OF A PLANE
ONCE?
ELIZABETH: YEAH, OR TWICE --
MAYBE THREE TIMES.
LUCKY USED TO SHOW ME ALL
THE I.D.s AND DISGUISES
THEY USED TO CARRY AROUND.
NIKOLAS: AND DIDN'T THEY END
UP IN A BOAT THAT WAS
MY GRANDFATHER'S?
ELIZABETH: YEAH, THEY TURNED
IT INTO SOME NIGHTCLUB AND TOOK
IT OUT ON ADVENTURES.
OR MAYBE THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
NIKOLAS: LUKE AND LAURA HAVE
BEEN DOING THESE KIND OF THINGS
FOR YEARS.
ELIZABETH: AND WHAT ABOUT
STEFAN?
WHAT IF HE HURTS LUKE?
WHAT IF LUKE HURTS HIM?
NIKOLAS: I DON'T --
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT
STEFAN ANYMORE.
ELIZABETH: OK, SO WHAT
IF THEY'RE TRAPPED OR DROWNING
OR SOMETHING BLEW UP OR --
NIKOLAS: ELIZABETH,
DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.
IT DOESN'T HELP.
ELIZABETH: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S JUST BEEN A REALLY
TOUGH DAY.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, AND THE LONGER
WE DON'T HEAR ANYTHING,
THE BETTER.
WE HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT.

NED: L&B JUST DOESN'T HAVE
THE MONEY TO RISK RIGHT NOW
ON NEW TALENT.
EMILY: BUT JUAN WOULD GET
PAID FOR SINGING, RIGHT?
NED: YES.
BUT BEFORE WE CAN BOOK HIM
ANYWHERE, WE'D HAVE TO PUT
TOGETHER A BAND, AND THAT
WOULD BE --
WELL, WE'D HAVE TO PAY
TOP DOLLAR.
I MEAN, NOTHING ELSE MAKES
SENSE.
AND THEN WE'RE LOOKING AT WEEKS,
MAYBE MONTHS OF REHEARSAL TIME
BEFORE JUAN WOULD BE READY
TO HIT THE ROAD.
NOW, THAT'S A WHOLE LOT
OF MONEY, AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN
INCLUDE TRAVEL EXPENSES,
PROMOTION, ADVERTISING.
I MEAN, MIGUEL LOST MONEY
FOR YEARS ON THE ROAD WHEN
HE FIRST STARTED OUT.
EMILY: YEAH, BUT JUAN IS
REALLY GOOD.
I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LIKE
HIM RIGHT AWAY.
NED: OK.
SAY WE DO JUST SINK A BUNCH
OF MONEY IN JUAN RIGHT NOW.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S GOING
TO PUT A LOT OF PRESSURE ON HIM?
I MEAN, WHAT IF L&B CRASHES?
HE WILL FEEL TOTALLY
RESPONSIBLE.
EMILY: YEAH, I GUESS I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY.
NED: WE'LL BE RUINING
HIS CAREER BEFORE HE CAN GET
STARTED.
I PROMISE YOU, WHEN L&B BECOMES
SOLVENT, I WILL GIVE HIM A REAL
SHOT.
EMILY: WHAT IF SOLVENT NEVER
HAPPENS?
NED: WELL, JUAN CAN STILL
SING, AND THERE'S ALWAYS OTHER
RECORD LABELS.
BUT HAVE A LITTLE FAITH, OK?
WE'RE GOING TO PULL OUT OF THIS.
JUST HANG ON.
EMILY: YEAH.
I'LL TRY.
NED: I RAN INTO A.J. AT
THE GRILL EARLIER.
EMILY: DIDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD,
DID HE?
NED: IT CAN'T BE EASY
FOR YOU AT HOME RIGHT NOW.
EMILY: YEAH, I MOSTLY STAY
IN MY ROOM.
NED: IF IT EVER GETS TO BE
TOO MUCH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY
WITH ME.
EMILY: THANK YOU.
NED: OK.
DON'T HANG OUT TOO LATE.
EMILY: I WON'T.
NED: I WANT TO THANK YOU TWO
FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK.
NIKOLAS: THERE'S ALWAYS
EDDIE MAINE.
NED: EDDIE MAINE LEFT
THE BUILDING YEARS AGO.
ELIZABETH: SO?
WHAT'D NED SAY?
EMILY: WELL, HE BASICALLY
SAID THAT L&B DOESN'T HAVE
THE MONEY RIGHT NOW.
JUAN: HEY.
SO AM I A STAR YET OR WHAT?

JAX: HOW DIFFICULT IS IT
TO GET A PROSPECTUS HERE ON TIME
TO RUN THE REST OF THE NUMBERS?
HAVE THEY EVEREARD OF E-MAIL
OR A FAX MACHINE?
CHLOE: WAS IT SOME SORT
OF MIX-UP?
JAX: WHY AM I BEING JERKED
AROUND?
CHLOE: JAX, DIDN'T YOU SAY
THE DEAL WAS OFF, ANYWAY?
JAX: LOOK, YOU DON'T GET
THIS, ALL RIGHT?
IT'S --
I USED TO HAVE COMPANIES LIKE
THIS FOR BREAKFAST, OK, AND NOW
THEY THINK THEY CAN JERK ME
AROUND BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OUT
OF THE LOOP FOR A FEW WEEKS.
CHLOE: SWEETHEART,
WHAT IS IT REALLY?
JAX: I JUST NEED TO GO
FOR A RUN, OK?
ALEXIS: HE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE ROOM, THAT'S ALL.
CHLOE: MAYBE I NEED TO GIVE
IT TO HIM.

ALAN: THANK YOU.
MONICA: HE IS JUST TRYING
TO HUMILIATE YOU, YOU KNOW.
ALAN: I CALLED SECURITY.
MONICA: YOU ARE CHIEF
OF STAFF, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP
YOUR SON OFF THE P.A. SYSTEM?
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK?
TONY: THIS IS NOT THE TIME
OR THE PLACE.
MONICA: WHO ASKED
FOR YOUR HELP?
ALAN: WHY IS THIS
YOUR BUSINESS?
TONY: BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE
THE KEYS AWAY FROM A.J. TONIGHT.
MONICA: OH --
ALAN: THANK YOU.
TONY: AND I TRIED TO DRIVE
HIM HOME.
ALAN: I APPRECIATE THAT.
TONY: AND I NEVER DREAMED
THAT HE WOULD END UP HERE.
MONICA: WHAT IS IT GOING
TO TAKE?
HE BREAKS INTO YOUR OFFICE.
YOU DON'T TURN HIM IN.
HE TAKES OVER THE P.A. SYSTEM.
TONY: WAIT, WAIT -- WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
MONICA: HEY, YOU SHOULD BE
IN BED.
ALAN: GO HOME.
KEVIN: EXCUSE ME, TONY.
THERE'S A MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA
IN THE E.R.
WE TRIED TO PAGE YOU,
BUT THERE'S NO RESPONSE.
TONY: LET'S GO.
KEVIN: I'M SURET'S JUST
THESE PAINKILLERS, BUT I THOUGHT
I HEARD SOMEONE SAY "ATTENTION,
SHOPPERS" ON THE P.A.
TONY: NO, NO.
MONICA: WHAT IF THAT LITTLE
STUNT OF HIS JUST KILLED
SOMEBODY?
A.J.: TAKE IT EASY.
GUARD: DR. QUARTERMAINE?
ALAN: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
GUARD: YOU WANT ME TO CALL
THE COPS?
ALAN: NO, THANK YOU.
A.J.: OH, GOOD OLD MOM
AND DAD.
GUARD: UH-HUH.
ALAN: THANKS FOR BRINGING HIM
HERE.
GUARD: SURE.
A.J.: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
HE'S A GOOD MAN.
ALAN: I'M SO DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU.
A.J.: OH, YOU'LL GET USED
TO IT.
BUT YOU --
YOU MUST BE PROUD.
CARLY FINALLY DIVORCED ME.
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED? HMM?

MONICA: SOMEBODY COULD BE
DYING THIS VERY INSTANT
BECAUSE OF YOU.
A.J.: YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY GOOD
NEWS?
ALAN: LOOK, THAT PAGER HAS
TO STAY OPEN ALL THE TIME.
MONICA: IF YOU WANT TO DRINK
YOURSELF TO DEATH, YOU GO RIGHT
AHEAD, BUT DON'T YOU DO IT
ON MY TIME OR YOUR FATHER'S,
AND NOT HERE.
A.J.: YOU HAVE NO SENSE
OF HUMOR AT ALL.
MONICA: WE COULD HAVE
YOU ARRESTED.
A.J.: TOUGH LOVE, RIGHT?
ALAN: WHAT YOU DID WAS
IN SUCH POOR JUDGMENT, A.J.
MONICA: DO YOU WONDER WHY IT
IS SO CHAOTIC AROUND HERE?
DID YOU EVEN NOTICE
THE PICKET LINE?
A.J.: SO THAT'S WHY THOSE
PEOPLE WERE YELLING AT ME.
I --
MONICA: THERE IS A NURSES'
STRIKE GOING ON, A.J.
YOUR FATHER IS DOING EVERYTHING
HE CAN TO KEEP A STAFF TOGETHER,
AND YOU WALTZ IN HERE --
A.J.: IT WAS A JOKE.
MONICA: YOU'RE TRYING
TO HUMILIATE US ANY WAY YOU CAN,
AREN'T YOU?
A.J.: DID SHE EVER HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR?
ALAN: WE ARE TRYING TO HELP
YOU.
A.J.: YOU DIDN'T THINK MAYBE
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT FUNNY?
ALAN: LISTEN TO ME -- YOU ARE
A BETTER PERSON THAN THIS, A.J.
YOU PUT ALL OUR PATIENTS
AT RISK.
MONICA: NOT TO MENTION
THE LIABILITY TO THE HOSPITAL.
A.J.: OH, YOU KNOW, I AM
SO SORRY TO UPSET EVERYONE, OK?
MONICA: THAT'S WEARING VERY
THIN, A.J.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M OUT OF HERE.
ALAN: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY
FROM ME.

ALEXIS: JAX IS IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOME DIFFICULT NEGOTIATIONS.
CHLOE: HE NEVER GETS LIKE
THIS.
ALEXIS: HE DID WHEN I WAS
MARRIED TO HIM.
CHLOE: REALLY?
ALEXIS: SURE.
HE'D SLAM THINGS AROUND
FOR A WHILE, AND THEN HE'D GO
FOR A RUN.
CHLOE: NOT LIKE THIS.
ALEXIS: YOU WOULD MAKE A VERY
GOOD ATTORNEY.
CHLOE: I'VE NEGOTIATED DEALS
IN NEW YORK WITH JAX.
THE HIGHER THE PRESSURE,
THE COOLER HE GETS.
HE CAN'T NEGOTIATE THIS ILLNESS.
ALEXIS: SEE, THAT'S
THE PROBLEM.
HE LIKES TO FIX THINGS,
AND HE CANNOT FIX THIS.
CHLOE: UH-UH.
HE CAN'T MAKE THIS MEDICATION
WORK.
ALEXIS: AND HE WON'T CONSIDER
THE POSSIBILITY OF IT NOT
WORKING.
CHLOE: UH-UH.
HE JUST SMILES AND CHANGES
THE SUBJECT.
OR HE GOES BACK TO WORK,
OR HE'LL TAKE ME OUT
FOR A ROMANTIC EVENING.
ALEXIS: THE JACKS FAMILY IS
NOT VERY BIG ON DWELLING
ON THEIR OWN PROBLEMS.
CHLOE: THEY JUST TRY
TO PROTECT EACH OTHER.
ALEXIS: AND THEY'LL SAY
NOTHING.
THEY'LL GO HIKING.
NEVER MIND THAT SNOW,
IGNORE THE AVALANCHE.
CHLOE: IGNORE THE FACT THAT
I MIGHT GO PERMANENTLY BLIND.
ALEXIS: IT WAS A VERY USEFUL
STRATEGY IN THE SAHARA.
CHLOE: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ALEXIS: I'M HARDLY
A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT.
CHLOE: ALEXIS, YOU WERE
MARRIED TO HIM UNTIL VERY
RECENTLY.
ALEXIS: JAX LIKES TO THINK
THAT HE'S THE ROCK.
CHLOE: BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE.
ALEXIS: THEN REMIND HIM.
JUST MAKE HIM FEEL USEFUL.
MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE CAN
OPEN UP.
JUST LOVE HIM, CHLOE.
CHLOE: I CAN DO THAT.
THANKS.

JUAN: WHY IS EVERYBODY
SO QUIET?
DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
EMILY: NO, NOT AT ALL.
JUAN: YOU TOLD NED ABOUT
THE BOOKING AGENT, RIGHT?
EMILY: MM-HMM.
JUAN: AND HE STILL WON'T BACK
ME UP.
IS THAT IT?
EMILY: UM --
JUAN, L&B
DOESN'T REALLY HAVE THE MONEY
RIGHT NOW.
JUAN: OK.
SO I'M NO WORSE OFF THAN BEFORE.
EXCEPTHAT BOOKING AGENT
LIKES ME.
EMILY: YOU'RE NOT DEVASTATED?
JUAN: WELL, IT'LL HAPPEN WHEN
IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW?
NIKOLAS: THAT'S A GOOD
ATTITUDE, JUAN.
EMILY: YEAH.
JUAN: WHAT CAN I SAY?
I CAN SING.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE.
EMILY: EXACTLY.
JUAN: SO HOW ABOUT I FINISH
UP HERE AND WE CATCH THE LATE
MOVIE?
EMILY: SOUNDS GOOD.
JUAN: OK.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, AND I NEED
TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT
PRESS RELEASE.
ELIZABETH: OK.
HEY.
HEY, IS JUAN SERIOUS?
EMILY: YEAH.
I THINK SO, WHICH REALLY MAKES
ME WANT TO HELP, YOU KNOW?
I REALLY WANT TO FIND HIM THAT
MONEY.
ELIZABETH: YOU WILL.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL --
YOU DON'T GIVE UP, AND NEITHER
WILL I.

FELICIA: WHAT IF HELENA
GRABBED LAURA, TOO?
WHAT IF SHE'S LOCKED UP IN SOME
ROOM DOWN THE HALL?
OR MAYBE SHE FELL INTO THE OCEAN
OR -- GOD, ANYTHING COULVE
HAPPENED TO LAURA.
LUKE: YOU DON'T REALLY ENJOY
BEING LOCKED UP WITH ME MUCH,
DO YOU, ORPHEY?
AFTER ALL THE TIMES THIS HAS
HAPPENED, YOU'RE STILL WHINING
TO ESCAPE.
NOW, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING --
WHAT DO YOU THINK ALL OF THIS
EQUIPMENT HERE IS FOR?
FELICIA: THE WEATHER.
LUKE: AND WHERE DOES WEATHER
OCCUR?
FELICIA: OUTSIDE.
LUKE: MM-HMM.
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL BUT SMART.
SO WHY DON'T WE JUST SEE
WHAT KIND OF RESULTS WE GET BY
TURNING SOME OF THIS ON.

LAURA: DO YOU HATE LUKE THAT
MUCH THAT YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE
HIM HERE TO DIE?
STEFAN: HE WAS PREPARED
TO LET ME DIE.
LAURA: NO, HE WASN'T.
WE SENT HELP!
STEFAN: SO YOU SAY.
LAURA: ARE YOU CALLING ME
A LIAR?
STEFAN: I GOT OUT.
LAURA: OPEN THE DOOR.
STEFAN: LUKE MADE HIS CHOICE.
LAURA: SO NOW WHAT, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR REVENGE?
YOU GOING TO PUNISH ME FOR NOT
TRUSTING YOU ANYMORE
OR FOR LEAVING YOU ON
THE HAUNTED STAR?
IS THAT IT?
STEFAN: I LOVE YOU, LAURA.
LAURA: WELL, THIS IS A HELL
OF A WAY TO SHOW IT, ISN'T IT?
STEFAN: I WILL MAKE SURE
LUKE AND FELICIA ARE SET FREE
IF YOU COME WITH ME NOW.

LAURA: YOU'RE WORKING
WITH HELENA, AREN'T YOU?
IS THIS PART OF THE PLAN?
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO,
LURE ME AWAY AND THEN LEAVE
MY HUSBAND TO DIE?
STEFAN: AS ALWAYS, LUKE IS
RIGHT AND I'M THE ENEMY.
LAURA: WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE
HERE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU,
IF YOU HAD BEEN HONEST WITH US.
STEFAN: WAS LUKE HONEST?
LAURA: YOU HAD MY SON
IN A VAN AND YOU DIDN'T BRING
HIM HOME TO ME.
STEFAN: YES, AND I REGRET
THAT NOW, BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO PROTECT YOU.
LAURA: THEN HELP ME NOW.
PLEASE,
OPEN THE DOOR.
PLEASE, STEFAN.
PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT WORKS.
PLEASE?
STEFAN: WE WILL RESUME
THE SEARCH IMMEDIATELY.
I WILL SEND SOMEONE TO RELEASE
LUKE AND FELICIA.
LAURA: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
STEFAN: LUKE DOESN'T LOVE
YOU ANYMORE.
LAURA: I'M NOT GOING
TO LEAVE HIM.
STEFAN: I WON'T ASK AGAIN.
LAURA: STEFAN?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
STEFAN, WAIT.
WAIT!
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME IN HERE!
LUKE. LUKE.

FELICIA: GREAT.
ONE MORE SCREW.
GREAT!
WE'RE OUT.
LUKE: WHAT, THROUGH THERE?
FELICIA: WELL, IT'S TIGHT,
BUT YOU'LL FIT.
LUKE: LIKE TOOTHPASTE
IN A TUBE.
FELICIA: OK.
PULL ME OUT.
OK. ALL RIGHT.
GOT IT.
OK, NOW, YOU GO.
LUKE: OH, NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
FELICIA: ABSOLUTELY.
YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
LUKE: NO.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU GOT TO GO.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I THINK I'M GOING TO FEEL LIKE
A PIECE OF LINK SAUSAGE
IN THERE.
OH, BROTHER.
FELICIA: IT'S JUST SPIDERS.
LUKE: I DON'T MIND
THE SPIDERS.
LUKE: FELICIA?
PULL -- PULL ME OUT.
FELICIA: NO, NO, YOU GOT
TO GO.
LUKE: WHAT?
I DON'T WANT TO GO!
FELICIA: NO, YOU GOT TO GO.
LUKE: I DON'T WANT TO GO!
OH!

EMILY: THINK MAYBE MY FAMILY
WOULD HELP WITH JUAN?
ELIZABETH: WOULD THEY EVEN
CONSIDER IT?
EMILY: OH, THEY PROBABLY
WOULD JUMP OFF THE EDGE.
ELIZABETH: THINGS REALLY THAT
BAD WITH A.J.?
EMILY: YEAH, THEY DON'T WANT
ME BUGGING THEM ABOUT JUAN
RIGHT NOW.
ELIZABETH: WHAT ABOUT JUAN'S
FATHER?
EMILY: NO, HE'D PROBABLY SEND
HIM BACK TO PUERTO RICO.
ELIZABETH: OH.
HEY.
HEY, HEY --
WHAT ABOUT SONNY?
EMILY: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ELIZABETH: NO.
SONNY LIKES JUAN, AND HE HEARD
HIM SING ON THE TAPE.
EMILY: NO.
NO POSSIBLE WAY.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK SONNY WOULD DO IT
FOR JUAN -- TO HONOR LILY,
IF NOTHING ELSE.
EMILY: NO.
SONNY --
SONNY IS A LIAR.
AND HE STABBED JASON
IN THE BACK.
I DON'T WANT HIM DOING THAT
TO JUAN.
ELIZABETH: THANKS.
JUAN: YEAH.
EMILY: I'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.

ALAN: I KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE, SON.
A.J.: OH, YOU'RE STAYING
SOBER BY TRYING TO HELP ME,
RIGHT?
IT'S AN A.A. THING.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ALAN: EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE
IT'S ABOUT YOU, BUT THAT ISN'T
REALITY.
MONICA: SOMEONE WITH
A SERIOUS HEAD TRAUMA MISSED
A PAGE BECAUSE OF YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
ALAN: PEOPLE GET DIVORCED
EVERY DAY.
THEY LOSE THEIR CHILDREN.
THEIR LIVES FALL APART.
THEY DON'T PULL STUNTS LIKE
THIS.
MONICA: WHAT IF HE SHOULD
DIE, A.J.?
WHAT DO WE SAY?
"WELL, SORRY, A.J. WAS JUST
TRYING TO HURT HIMSELF"?
ALAN: IF YOU WEREN'T MY SON,
YOU'D BE IN THE POLICE STATION
NOW.
MONICA: WHICH IS NOT
THE WORST IDEA I'VE HEARD.
A.J.: WHY DOESN'T THAT
SURPRISE ME?
ALAN: WE'RE YOUR FAMILY, A.J.
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE
DOING.
YOU'RE TESTING US.
YOU'RE TRYING TO PUSH US AWAY.
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
WE CONDONE THIS KIND
OF BEHAVIOR.
I MEAN, IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT
YOU BROKE INTO TONY'S OFFICE,
BUT THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION
FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID.
MONICA: IS CARLY WORTH IT?
IS SONNY CORINTHOS?
ALAN: CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE
MAKING YOURSELF MORE VULNERABLE
TO THEM?
MONICA: YOU DIDN'T HURT THEM
TONIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HURT YOURSELF.
YOU DID HURT A PATIENT THAT CAME
TO THIS HOSPITAL NEEDING HELP.
ALAN: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY
WE'RE SO UPSET?
A.J.: YEAH, MAYBE IT WASN'T
THAT FUNNY.
MONICA: WELL, FINALLY.
FINALLY, YOU ARE MAKING SOME
SENSE.
ALAN: LET ME TAKE
YOU HOME, A.J.
A.J.: YEAH, THAT'D BE GOOD.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
MONICA: GENERAL HOSPITAL.

CHLOE: FEEL BETTER?
JAX: SURE.
CHLOE: JAX?
LOOK, YOU --
YOU REALIZE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
PERFECT FOR ME, OK?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT ME
AND MAKE THIS RIGHT.
JAX: I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF YOU, CHLOE, OK?
NO ARGUMENTS.
CHLOE: I AM SO MUCH STRONGER
NOW.
AND WHATEVER HAPPENS WITH THIS
ILLNESS, I'M GOING TO GET
THROUGH IT.
JAX: AND WHY SHOULDN'T
YOU LEAN ON ME?
CHLOE: OK.
AND YOU GET TO LEAN ON ME, TOO.
JAX: YOU KNOW, IF
YOUR ILLNESS WERE A CORPORATION,
I ULD TAKE IT OVER,
BREAK IT UP INTO SMALL PIECES,
SELL IT, AND MAKE A FORTUNE.
CHLOE: AND YOU'D WIN.
JAX: DEFINITELY.
CHLOE: BUT SOMETIMES
YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND TAKE
YOUR MEDICATION AND HOPE
FOR THE BEST.
JAX: NO, THAT'S NOT GOOD
ENOUGH.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.

NED: ALEXIS?
ALEXIS: HI.
NED: WHAT'S ALL THIS?
ALEXIS: YOU HATE IT.
NED: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
ALEXIS: WE'RE NOT MARRIED
ANYMORE.
I MEAN, TO OTHER PEOPLE.
NED: OH, SO
WE'RE CEBRATING?
ALEXIS: I JUST FELT LIKE
LIGHTING SOME CANDLES.
ACTUALLY, A LOT OF CANDLES.
NED: FOR US.
ALEXIS: IT LOOKS LIKE
WE DIED.
NED: EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
ALEXIS: WHAT IF WE MESS
THIS UP?
NED: WE WON'T.
ALEXIS: YOU PROMISE?
NED: NOT FOR A SECOND.
ALEXIS: GOOD.

EDWARD: IF CARLY THINKS
HER MARRIAGE IS OVER JUST
BECAUSE THAT HOOLIGAN BOUGHT
HER SOME DIVORCE PAPERS
FROM THE DOMINICAN, SHE'S SADLY
MISTAKEN BECAUSE I AM GOING
TO FIGHT EVERY SINGLE LINE
OF THAT DOCUMENT IF I HAVE TO.
LILA: WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS
SO DIFFICULT FOR A.J.?
EDWARD: THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH A.J.
LILA: WELL, HE MARRIED CARLY.
YOU DIDN'T.
EDWARD: NOW, LISTEN,
A.J. COST THIS FAMILY JASON,
AND HE IS NOT GOING TO COST US
MICHAEL.
THE ONLY WAY THAT WE CAN STAY
IN TOUCH WITH THAT LITTLE BOY IS
FOR CARLY TO STAY MARRIED
TO A.J., AND HE IS GOING
TO FIGHT THIS DIVORCE WHETHER
HE WANTS TO OR NOT.
A.J.: STILL TRYING TO RUN
MY LIFE, ARE YOU?
EDWARD: WELL, SOMEBODY
HAS TO.
A.J.: MAYBE.
BUT NOT YOU.
NOT THIS TIME.

MONICA: YEAH, I AM --
I'M VERY SORRY THAT YOU MISSED
YOUR PAGE.
YES, I REALIZE THAT FAMILY
MATTERS SHOULD BE KEPT AT HOME.
NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW
THE DETAILS.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YES.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
OH, I KNOW.
THE STRIKE IS VERY INCONVENIENT.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
AT THE STAFF MEETING, OK?
FINE. OK.
BYE.
DOCTORS.
KEVIN: DON'T DO IT.
MONICA: HOW IS THE HEAD
TRAUMA?
KEVIN: MERCIFULLY, TONY SENT
THEM OVER TO MERCY.
MONICA: SO WE DID NO GOOD
AT ALL.
KEVIN: TONY FEELS HE HAS
A GOOD CHANCE.
MONICA: I JUST HOPE NOBODY
IN HIS FAMILY HEARD THE PAGE.
KEVIN: I DON'T THINK
THEY DID.
MONICA: ANYWAY, THANKS
FOR TRACKING TONY DOWN.
KEVIN: THE LEAST I CAN DO.
GLAD TO HELP.
MONICA: ASIDE FROM THE FACT
THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE WALKING
AROUND, MUCH LESS WORKING
HERE --
KEVIN: WHAT, AND MISS ALL
THIS EXCITEMENT?
MONICA: YOU RUNNING ANY KIND
OF A TEMPERATURE?
KEVIN: NO, I'M PUSHING
FLUIDS, TAKING AS MANY BREAKS
AS I CAN.
MONICA: AH.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
MONICA: GENERAL HOSPITAL.
HELLO?
IT'S LATE, YOU KNOW.
YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
KEVIN: I COULD SAY THE SAME
FOR YOU.
MONICA: WELL, I'VE BEEN
TRYING FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES.
KEVIN: REALLY?
IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP PICKING UP
THE PHONE?
MONICA: EVERYTHING IS --
IT'S JUST SO SIMPLE HERE.
EVEN THE CHAOS.
KEVIN: I KNOW.
PHONE RINGS, YOU PICK IT UP.
MONICA: SURE.
A PATIENT NEEDS YOU, AND YOU GO
TRY TO HELP.
KEVIN: BUT ONCE YOU SET FOOT
ON THE ELEVATOR --
MONICA: IT'S --
IT'S HARD.
I -- I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO HELP A.J.
BUT AFTER EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE
GONE THROUGH, I SHOU NOT
COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SON.
KEVIN: IF HE'S ACTING LIKE
THAT IN PUBLIC, I CAN ONLY
IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE AT HOME.
MONICA: OOH, DON'T EVEN GO
THERE.
I JUST --
HOW CAN I MAKE A.J. RESPONSIBLE
FOR HIS OWN BEHAVIOR WHEN ALAN
KEEPS MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM?
KEVIN: THAT'S WHAT FAMILIES
OF ALCOHOLICS GET TO DEAL
WITH -- WHERE TO DRAW THE LINE.
MONICA: AND WHO GETS
TO DRAW IT.
KEVIN: EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
MONICA: YEAH.
DON'T STAY HERE TOO LONG.
KEVIN: YES, DOCTOR.
TONY: HEY.
HOW IS SHE?
KEVIN: IT'S GOT TO BE TOUGH.
TONY: YEAH, I'M WORRIED ABOUT
ALAN, TOO, ACTUALLY.
KEVIN: YEAH, SO AM I.
GOOD WORK IN THE E.R.,
BY THE WAY.
TONY: OH, THANKS.
YOU KNOW, IF I HAD FULL USE
OF THIS HAND, I COULD'VE COVERED
THAT HEAD TRAUMA WITH
OR WITHOUT A STRIKE.
KEVIN: YEAH, IT'S
FRUSTRATING, ISN'T IT?
TONY: YEAH.
YOU PROBABLY UNDERSTAND THAT
BETTER THAN ANYBODY.
KEVIN: THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
TONY: YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
GOING AFTER REINSTATEMENT?
KEVIN: SURE I DO.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU EVER THINK ABOUT TRYING
TO REGAIN FULL USE OF THAT HAND?
TONY: IT'D TAKE SOME SURGERY
AND A LOT OF REHABILITATION.
KEVIN: BUT DO YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT IT?
TONY: THAT'S A TOUGH CALL.
KEVIN: ANY TOUGHER THAN DOING
NOTHING?

JUAN: WHY DON'T WE JUST BE
HAPPY THE AGENT LIKES ME?
EMILY: BECAUSE I WANT MORE
FOR YOU.
I WANT TO HELP YOU.
EMILY: HEY.
YOU'LL CALL ME?
ELIZABETH: SOON AS WE HEAR
ANYTHING.
EMILY: OK.
ELIZABETH: BYE.
YOU MADE JUAN'S WHOLE YEAR.
YOU KNOW THAT?
NIKOLAS: NO, IT WAS EMILY.
I JUST BROUGHT LYNN
BY FOR A TOUR.
ELIZABETH: WELL, IT WAS
REALLY NICE OF YOU,
JUST THE SAME.
NIKOLAS: I LIKE US ALL
WORKING HERE.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING
THAT LUCKY'S SO GOOD
WITH TECH STUFF.
MAYBE HE COULD WORK HERE
AS A SOUND ENGINEER OR SOMETHING
SO WE COULD ALL BE TOGETHER.
ELIZABETH: YEAH, THAT'D BE
GREAT.

[LEAVES RUSTLE]
LAURA: STEFAN?
[RUSTLING]
LAURA: STEFAN?
LAURA: YOU KNOW,
THE COAST GUARD'S GOING TO BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THIS FIRE.
[RUSTLING]
LAURA: STEFAN?
LUKE!
LUKE!
OH, THANK GOD! OH!
LUKE: HI, BABY.

A.J.: I GET THAT I'M NOT
THE QUARTERMAINE THAT YOU HAD
IN MIND, A RIGHT?
EDWARD: DO YOU CARE ANYTHING
AT ALL ABOUT MICHAEL?
ALAN: YOU KNOW HE DOES.
A.J.: DAD, THANKS, BUT --
I LOVE MY SON.
EDWARD: THEN THERE'S
NO PROBLEM.
YOU WILL STAY MARRIED TO CARLY
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.
A.J.: GRANDFATHER, MICHAEL IS
GONE.
EDWARD: OH, COME ON.
A.J.: I TRIED EVERYTHING
I COULD TO KEEP HIM,
BUT I COULDN'T.
I MEAN, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD
TO MAKE CARLY HAPPY.
I RAN E.L.Q. THE BEST WAY
I KNEW HOW.
IT WASN'T ENOUGH!
EDWARD: THAT'S RIGHT!
ALAN: WILL YOU LEAVE HIM
ALONE FOR ONE --
EDWARD: YOU'RE GOING TO ALLOW
YOUR CHILD TO BE RAISED
BY SONNY CORINTHOS, HUH?
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HOPE --
I HOPE THAT MY SON ISN'T CRYING
EVERY NIGHT.
HE PROBABLY ISN'T.
I MISS HIM
MORE THAN HE MISSES ME,
I'M SURE, OK?
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE --
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M OUT!
EDWARD: YOU ARE SUCH
A QUITTER!
A.J.: I'M CUTTING MY LOSSES
LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME!
AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ALL THAT
BAD BECAUSE I GET TO DRINK,
YOU GET TO BE RIGHT, AND WE BOTH
WIN!
ALAN: A.J., LISTEN TO ME --
WE CAN CHANGE THIS.
YOU CAN CHANGE.
LET'S JUST GO TO A MEETING.
EDWARD: OH, YOU AND
YOUR MEETINGS!
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S JUST AGREE THAT I AM
A FAILURE!
LET'S GET OVER IT, ALL RIGHT?
I --
DO NOT WAIT UP FOR ME.
ALAN: I WAS JUST STARTING
TO GET THROUGH TO HIM.
EDWARD: OH, YOU'RE BLAMING ME
FOR THAT LITTLE PERFORMANCE?
ALAN: I BLAMYOU
FOR THE CONDITION HE'S IN.
I BLAME YOU FOR DELIBERATELY
SETTING HIM UP JUST TO DESTROY
HIM.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM
TONIGHT --
EDWARD: OH, THAT'LL BE
MY FAULT, TOO?
I SEE.
ALAN: YOU BET IT WILL.
AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
EDWARD: I SUPPOSE THAT
I'M THE VILLAIN ONCE AGAIN.
LILA: YOU HAVE NO ONE
TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF.

ALEXIS: WHAT IF WE WAKE UP
ONE MORNING AND WE'RE STRANGERS?
NED: SOUNDS FUN.
ALEXIS: OK, WHAT IF YOU HATE
THE WAY I BRUSH MY TEETH?
NED: I LOVE YOUR TEETH.
ALEXIS: WHAT IF YOU THINK,
"OH, NO, NUMBER SIX."
NED: DID ANYBODY SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE M WORD?
ALEXIS: OH, THANK YOU.
NED: ANYTIME.

JAX: HI.
CHLOE: HEY.
GOOD SHOWER?
JAX: YEAH.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER.
CHLOE: GOOD.
CHLOE: HMM.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
JAX: YES, IT IS.
CHLOE: I ALWAYS WANT
TO REMEMBER.

ELIZABETH: DO YOU EVER WONDER
WHERE LUCKY IS, LIKE, RIGHT THIS
VERY SECOND?
NIKOLAS: I TRY NOT TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
ELIZABETH: YOU DON'T THINK
HELENA'S HURTING HIM, DO YOU?
NIKOLAS: NO, PROBABLY NOT.
ARE -- ARE YOU GOING TO TELL
LUCKY I KISSED YOU?
ELIZABETH: THAT WAS AGES AGO.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO HIM,
BUT WHY WOULD HE EVEN ASK?
NIKOLAS: JUST WONDERED.

LUKE: SO,
COUNT VLAD WAS HERE?
LAURA: YEAH.
HE WOULDN'T LET YOU GUYS OUT
UNLESS I WENT WITH HIM.
LUKE: I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE
SUNK THAT TUB WHEN WE HAD
THE CHANCE.
LAURA: WELL, THE COAST GUARD
SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
IT'S JUST THE STORM THAT KEPT
THEM.
LUKE: WE HAD TO CRAWL OUT
AN AIR VENT.
FELICIA: SO WHERE TO NOW?
LUKE: DID HE SAY WHERE HE WAS
HEADED?
LAURA: NO, NOT TO ME.
FELICIA: WELL, WHERE DID
YOU GO AFTER YOU DESTROYED
THE WEATHER MACHINE?
LAURA: JUST BACK
TO PORT CHARLES.
LUKE: YEAH, BUT THAT'S TOO
EASY.
THE OLD LADY ISN'T WORKING
CHRONOGICALLY.
FELICIA: IS THERE SOME KIND
OF PATTERN?
LAURA: TEXAS.
LUKE: YOU THINK?
LAURA: YEAH, I THINK
SO BECAUSE LUCKY WAS BORN
IN TEXAS.
FELICIA: I DEFINITELY KNOW
MY WAY AROUND TEXAS.
LUKE: WELL, WHAT ARE
WE WAITING FOR?
TEXAS IS THE NEXT STOP.
COME ON.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

JAX: YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE
COMPANY THAT GERTRUDE TOOK
FROM YOU?
IT'S ABOUT TO BE SWALLOWED UP.

A.J.: ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS
HAVE MY OWN LIFE, MY WAY!
MONICA: BE CAREFUL WHAT
YOU WISH FOR, A.J.

CARLY: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR PERFECT LITTLE SELF OUT
OF HERE BEFORE I HAVE
AN ABSOLUTE SCREAMING FIT.

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