GH Transcript Wednesday 12/29/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 12/29/99

Provided by Laura

LAURA: HEY.
ROY: HEY.
LAURA: WELCOME HOME.
ROY: OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE.
ACTUALLY, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
MUCH.
A BUNCH OF BIKERS HAD A BLOWOUT
AT JAKE'S LAST NIGHT,
AND I LITERALLY COULD NOT HOLD
A SINGLE THOUGHT IN MY BRAIN.
LAURA: OH.
ROY: NOT THAT THERE WAS THAT
MUCH GOING ON THERE ANYWAY,
BUT YOU KNOW.
LAURA: IT'S KIND OF WEIRD,
ISN'T IT?
ROY: YEAH.
YEAH, IT IS KIND OF WEIRD.
BUT IT'S WEIRD GOOD, RIGHT?
LAURA: OH, YES.
YES, IT'S -- IT'S VERY GOOD.
YOU KNOW, IT -- I THINK IT'S
JUST -- I DON'T KNOW.
IF I HAD BEEN TO A PSYCHIC
OR SOMETHING OR A FORTUNETELLER
AND THEY SAID THAT A MYSTERIOUS
MAN FROM YOUR PAST WAS GOING
TO REAPPEAR AND MOVE
INTO YOUR HOUSE, YOU KNOW,
I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE ASKED
FOR MY MONEY BACK.
ROY: I HEAR YOU.
YOU KNOW, JUST GOES TO SHOW
YOU NEVER KNOW.
LAURA: YEAH.
WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR STUFF?
ROY: I TRAVEL LIGHT.
LAURA: OH, MY GOSH.
ROY: YEAH.
LAURA: WELL, THAT'S REALLY
DIFFERENT.
ROY: MM-HMM.
LAURA: I THINK BOBBIE TOLD ME
THAT YOU HAD MORE CLOTHES THAN
SHE DID, THOUGH.
ROY: AND SUCH UNFORTUNATE
CLOTHES, TOO, THEY WERE.
A TRENDSETTER I WASN'T.
LAURA: OH, WELL,
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE 1970s,
AREN'T WE?
I MEAN, WHICH ONE OF US WAS,
REALLY?
ROY: THAT'S TRUE.
ANOTHER ADVANTAGE OF THIS,
THOUGH, IS THAT I CAN BE PACKED
UP AND OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME
IN CASE THIS ARRANGEMENT DOESN'T
WORK FOR YOU.
LAURA: I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
ROY: I KNOW, BUT IT'S
AN IMPORTANT THING BECAUSE
DECIDING TO TAKE IN A BOARDER IS
ONE THING, BUT ACTUALLY HAVING
HIM HERE UNDERFOOT MIGHT BE
ANOTHER, SO YOU NEED TO PROMISE
ME YOU'LL SPEAK UP IF IT GETS
TO BE A PROBLEM.
LAURA: ARE YOU ANTICIPATING
ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
ROY: NOPE.
YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE MINUTES,
I COULD PROBABLY COME UP
WITH SOMETHING, BUT --
LAURA: WELL, IS IT LUKE,
FOR INSTANCE?
YOU THINK THAT IT MIGHT BOTHER
HIM?
ROY: NO, LUKE AND I ALREADY
SPOKE ABOUT IT.
HE'S COOL WITH IT.

[DOORKNOB JIGGLES]
TAGGERT: COMMISSIONER?
MAC: HOLD ON.
TAGGERT: YOU WANTED TO SEE
THE PRISONER?
MAC: ABSOLUTELY.
COME RIGHT IN.
THANKS, TAGGERT.
FAISON: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING,
ARE YOU, LIEUTENANT?
TAGGERT: GETTING ATTACHED,
ARE WE?
FAISON: YOU'RE CUTE, BUT TONE
IT DOWN, WILL YOU?
NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT
ALONE WITH THE COMMISSIONER.
THERE ARE NO WITNESS, NO WAY
TO PROTECT MYSELF.
MAC: OH, COME ON, FAISON.
DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME.
YOU SEE, I HAVE YOU EXACTLY
WHERE I WANT YOU, WHICH IS RIGHT
IN OUR LITTLE SYSTEM.
YOU SEE, OUR COURTS WILL DECIDE
WHAT YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE.

FAISON: OH.
SO THIS IS AN AUDIENCE
ON A PRIVATE MATTER?
SOMETHING OF CONCERN YOU'LL ONLY
MENTION TO ME?
I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE,
COMMISSIONER.

FELICIA: CHLOE.
CHLOE: FELICIA.
HELLO.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
FELICIA: WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT
OF TOWN.
I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG
TO GET BACK TO YOU.
IS IT TRUE?
ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SET UP
SHOP IN WHAT USED TO BE
MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
CHLOE: CONSIDER THAT RUMOR
CONFIRMED.
THE RESTAURANT FORMERLY KNOWN
AS CAFE MATISSE IS NOW
THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS
FOR L&B/CHLOE MORGAN DESIGNS.
AND I THINK YOU NEED TO GET OVER
HERE IMMEDIATELY TO SEE IT.
FELICIA: WELL, I'M
AT THE QUARTERMAINES' RIGHT NOW.
I'M ABOUT TO MEET WITH LILA.
BUT I CAN STOP BY LATER
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE AROUND.
CHLOE: ALL DAY.
FELICIA: OK.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
CHLOE: OK.
BYE.
FELICIA: BYE.
LILA: HELLO, DEAR.
AND HOW WERE YOUR HOLIDAYS?
FELICIA: ABSOLUTELY
WONDERFUL.
AND YOURS?
LILA: OH, FINE, DEAR.
SIT DOWN HERE WITH ME.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
I THINK I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
I'VE BEEN OUT OF TOUCH, AND IT
CERTAINLY WASN'T INTENTIONAL.
I WAS -- UM --
UNAVOIDABLY DETAINED.
BUT I'M BACK NOW, AND I'M READY
TO WORK.
AND, WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THE BOOK EVERY SINGLE DAY.
AND I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
OUR REWRITES, AND --
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING BECAUSE IT'S NOT
THE TRUTH, AND I'M SORRY.
I HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK AT ALL
OR WORKED ON IT.
LILA: I CAN SEE THAT.
DEAR, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ELIZABETH: COME ON IN.
HEY.
BOBBIE: OH, HI.
WHERE'S MY STAR PATIENT?
ELIZABETH: YOU'RE HERE TO SEE
JASON?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: HE SAID THAT
YOU TOLD HIM HIS WOUND HAD
HEALED.
BOBBIE: WELL, I DID.
BUT I'D LIKE IT TO STAY THAT
WAY.
LAST TIME I CAME BY, I FOUND HIM
RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR DOING
PUSHUPS.
ELIZABETH: WELL, YOU CAN TRY
HIS PENTHOUSE.
HE'S NOT STAYING HERE ANYMORE.

CARLY: SO WE'RE DRIVING
BY THE BUILDING --
[MICHAEL FUSSES]
CARLY: YEAH, BABY.
AND MICHAEL STARTS SAYING,
"JASON, JASON, JASON."
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW INTUITIVE
HE IS, YOU KNOW?
SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP
BY AND SEE IF HE WAS HOME.
JOHNNY: HE WASN'T THIS
MORNING.
CARLY: BUT HE IS BACK, RIGHT?
JOHNNY: YEAH.
IS THAT ALL?
I'VE GOT TO CHECK IN WITH SONNY.
CARLY: YEAH.
DON'T LET US KEEP YOU, JOHNNY.
IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
JOHNNY: GOOD SEEING YOU,
BIG GUY.
CARLY: BYE.
CARLY: HI.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

FELICIA: IT WAS JUST
HORRIBLE.
LIKE SOMETHING RIGHT OUT
OF A NIGHTMARE.
I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS GOING
TO KILL ME -- OR WORSE.
LILA: THAT'S DREADFUL, DEAR.
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO ESCAPE?
FELICIA: OH, I DIDN'T.
LUKE AND MAC FOUND ME.
LILA: THANK HEAVEN.
FELICIA: WELL, THE GIRLS
DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
MAC KEPT IT OUT OF THE PAPERS.
LILA: THE POOR MAN MUST HAVE
BEEN FRANTIC.
FELICIA: YEAH.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
MAC WORRIES ABOUT ME SO MUCH.
AND FOR GOOD REASON.
I'M AFRAID I DON'T STAY PUT VERY
WELL.
AND I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SENSE --
NOT EVEN TO MYSELF.
MY POOR HUSBAND.
HE MUST BE SO CONFUSED.
ANYWAY, I FIGURED THE BEST
COURSE OF ACTION WAS TO THROW
MYSELF BACK INTO OUR PROJECT,
SO I MADE UP A FEW NOTES.
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK
AT SOME OF MY REVISIONS.
LILA: OH, THE BOOK CAN WAIT,
DEAR.
YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDS
AS IF YOUR HEART IS TRYING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
GO NOW, DEAR.
GO AND LISTEN.

MAC: DON'T GO TOO FAR,
TAGGERT.
I DON'T WANT THIS SCUM STINKING
UP MY OFFICE ANY LONGER THAN
NECESSARY.
TAGGERT: I'LL BE RIGHT
OUTSIDE THE DOOR, SIR.
MAC: SIT DOWN, FAISON.
FAISON: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
MAC: I GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU TO WATCH.
FAISON: OH, YEAH?
MAC: MM-HMM.
HERE YOU GO.
2 FAISON: OH.
THE LOVERS.
YEAH.
SOME PASSION JUST WON'T BE
DENIED.
MAC: THERE'S A FEW THINGS
YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE
WE PROCEED, FAISON.
FAISON: ALL RIGHT.
MAC: YOU SEE, THAT LITTLE
MINION THAT YOU SENT TO DELIVER
THIS TAPE UNDER MY CHRISTMAS
TREE, WELL, HE WON'T BE VISITING
YOU IN YOUR JAIL CELL
BECAUSE HE'S GOT A LITTLE CELL
ALL OF HIS OWN.
AND THIS TAPE IS A PHONY,
AND MY POLICE LAB WILL PROVE IT.
FAISON: THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS,
ISN'T IT?
IF YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR WHOLE
STAFF THE INFIDELITIES
OF YOUR WIFE, I MEAN,
BE MY GUEST.
I MEAN, WHAT CAN I DO
TO STOP YOU?
BUT JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT,
YOU KNOW, THAT TAPE -- THERE'S
NO EDITS IN IT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT PHONY.
IT'S A GENUINE TAPE.
MAC: FAISON --
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU HAVE?
YOU HAVE THIS VERY UGLY,
DEEP-SEEDED NEED TO DESTROY
THINGS.
AND THIS TAPE -- SEE THIS TAPE
HERE?
SMELL THIS.
IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SICK
EXAMPLES.
BUT GUESS WHAT.
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLAYING
FIELD, MY FRIEND.
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE ARRAIGNED.
NO CHANCE FOR BAIL.
YOU WILL BE TRIED AND CONVICTED.
AND I MIGHT ADD ATTEMPTED
MURDER, KIDNAPPING, A FEW OTHER
FELONIES.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO BE FACING?
LIFE.
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON
WITH NO CHANCE OF PAROLE.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
YOU ARE FINALLY GOING DOWN,
FAISON.
FAISON: MM-HMM.
MAC: MM-HMM.
FAISON: IS THAT SO?
MAC: THAT'S SO.
FAISON: HOW CAN YOU BE
SO CERTAIN?
I MEAN, DO YOU TRUST
THE AMERICAN SYSTEM OF JUSTICE,
OR YOU BEEN OUT BUYING A JUDGE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
MAC: FAISON, YOU DON'T REALLY
WANT TO MAKE ME MAD RIGHT NOW.
FAISON: I SUSPECT YOUR ANGER
WOULDN'T BE DIRECTED AT ME
BUT AT ANOTHER TARGET
ALTOGETHER.
WHICH ONE WOULD THAT BE, HMM?
YOUR WIFE
OR THE MAN SHE'S IN LOVE WITH?
OR WHAT?

BOBBIE: I'M GLAD THAT JASON
WENT HOME.
AND NOT JUST FOR HIS SAKE
BUT FOR YOURS, TOO.
ELIZABETH: MINE?
BOBBIE: I KNOW THAT YOU LET
EVERYONE BELIEVE THAT
YOU AND JASON ARE LOVERS
IN ORDER TO PROTECT HIM
BECAUSE HE WAS SHOT
AND BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE TO ANSWER A LOT
OF QUESTIONS.
AND I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD
FRIEND TO PUT YOUR LIFE
ON THE LINE LIKE THAT.
BUT IT IS OVER.
HE'S WELL NOW.
AND YOU CAN GO BACK HOME
TO AUDREY, WHERE YOU BELONG.
ELIZABETH: THAT'S JUST IT.
I DON'T BELONG THERE.
I DIDN'T MOVE OUT BECAUSE
OF JASON.
I DID IT BECAUSE I NEED TO BE
IN CHARGE OF MY OWN LIFE.
BOBBIE: I DON'T THINK IT'S
AUDREY'S INTENTION TO TRY
AND TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE
YOUR LIFE.
I THINK SHE'S FRIGHTENED
FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HANGING
OUT WITH A VERY DANGEROUS MAN.
ELIZABETH: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE SAYING THAT.
YOU HELPED HIM, TOO.
YOU LIKE JASON.
YOU KNOW HE'S NOT BAD.
BOBBIE: I DIDN'T SAY "BAD."
I SAID "DANGEROUS."
YES, THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
ABOUT JASON THAT I ADMIRE.
BUT HE CHOOSES TO OPERATE
IN A WORLD THAT IS NOT SAFE.
AND SO THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM
AREN'T SAFE, EITHER.
AND AUDREY DOESN'T WANT
YOU HURT.
AND FOR THE RECORD,
NEITHER DO I.
ELIZABETH: WELL,
LIKE YOU SAID, JASON'S GONE,
SO THERE'S NO REASON FOR ANYONE
TO WORRY ABOUT ME, RIGHT?
BOBBIE: I WISH YOU'D GO HOME.
ELIZABETH: I'M HAPPY HERE.
AND I REALLY CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.
BOBBIE: OK.
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING OR YOU JUST
WANT TO TALK, CALL ME, OK?
LIVING ALONE CAN GET TO YOU.

JASON: THE ONLY REASON I LET
YOU IN IS BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT
MICHAEL, CARLY.
BUT YOU KNEW THAT WOULD WORK ALL
ALONG, RIGHT?
CARLY: YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS
SUCH A BIG DEAL.
JASON: FIVE MINUTES,
I'M PUTTING YOU IN THE ELEVATOR.
CARLY: FINE.
THINK YOU CAN LET UP ON ME LONG
ENOUGH TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO MICHAEL?
JASON: YES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
BUDDY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
CARLY: SEE, ALL MICHAEL
REALLY WANTED FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
WAS TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU.
BUT I'D BE WILLING TO BET
MY QUARTERMAINE JEWELS THAT THAT
BIG, FAT BIRTHDAY PRESENT OVER
THERE IS A BONUS ROUND.
JASON: THOSE ARE MY JEWELS.
CARLY: DETAILS.
JASON: I'M REALLAD TO SEE
YOU, MICHAEL.
BUT YOUR MOM SHOULDN'T HAVE
BROUGHT YOU BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT
CONFUSES YOU.
CARLY: NO, IT DOESN'T CONFUSE
HIM, JASON.
YOU'RE WRONG.
THAT IS NOT HOW MICHAEL ACTS
WHEN HE'S CONFUSED.
MICHAEL LOVES YOU.
SEEING YOU IS GOOD FOR HIM.
JASON: I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE
ABOUT THIS, OK?
CARLY: I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE,
EITHER.
SO FINE.
WE'LL GO.
BUT WOULD YOU --
YOU THINK HE CAN OPEN
HIS PRESENT HERE?
I MEAN, JUST SO HE KNOWS THAT IT
CAME FROM YOU.
PLEASE?
PLEASE, PLEASE, WITH CHERRIES
ON TOP?
JASON: I GUESS, SINCE
THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE.
COME ON.
LET'S OPEN THIS.
CARLY: WANT MOMMY TO HAVE
THE COOKIE?
JASON: HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
PRESENT.
COME ON.
OH, YEAH.
WHAT IS THIS THING?
YOU'RE GETTING HEAVY.
CARLY: GETTING BIG, HUH?
JASON: OK.
CARLY: OH, MY GOD.
MICHAEL, LOOK AT THAT.
YOU GOT A MOTORCYCLE JUST LIKE
YOUR DADDY.
LOOK AT THAT.
WOW.
JASON: OH, NOW I CAN HAVE
A COOKIE?
THANKS.
PUT YOUR HAND RIGHT THERE.
AND PUT THIS HAND -- OH,
YOU DON'T WANT TO LET GO OF THAT
COOKIE.
OK.

JASON: COME ON, BUDDY.
CARLY: I'LL SEND REGGIE
TO GET THE BIKE.
JASON: OK.
HE CAN GET IT LATER.
CARLY: OK.
MICHAEL, ARE YOU READY TO PUSH
THE BUTTONS IN THE ELEVATOR?
LET'S GO SO MOMMY CAN SPEND
A.J.'S MONEY.
JASON: CARLY, DON'T TELL HIM
THAT, ALL RIGHT?
JASON: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
I LOVE YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
NEVER AGAIN.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
OK.
LET'S GO.
GET YOUR FEET IN THERE.
BYE-BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
BYE-BYE.

ROY: IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD
ON YOU, HASN'T IT?
LAURA: YES.
AM I THE ONLY ONE?
I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE
IN THE SAME MARRIAGE, YOU KNOW?
I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE
SOUL MATES.
WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR HIM
TO MOVE ON?
ROY: I DON'T THINK IT IS.
I REALLY DON'T THINK IT IS.
IT'S JUST THAT SOME PEOPLE DEAL
WITH THINGS DIFFERENTLY,
YOU KNOW?
SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY GOOD
AT HIDING THEIR PAIN.
LAURA: HE'S IN LULU'S EYES.
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT?
YOU KNOW?
AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FORGET
SOMEONE WHO LOOKS BACK AT ME
THROUGH MY DAUGHTER'S EYES?
I'M SORRY.
ROY: NO, I'M SORRY.
MAYBE IT'S NOT SO MUCH A MATTER
OF FORGETTING.
MAYBE IT'S -- MAYBE IT'S MORE
ABOUT WHAT YOU CHOOSE
TO REMEMBER, YOU KNOW?
LAURA: YEAH.
YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S PROBABLY
A GOOD WAY TO GO.
SORRY.
ROY: NO, NO.
LAURA: YOUR KEYS, YOUR KEYS.
I PUT THEM --
WHERE DID I PUT THEM?
OK.
THAT IS THE FRONT, OK?
AND THE OTHER'S THE BACK.
ROY: OK.
WELL, I'LL TRY NOT TO MAKE TOO
MUCH NOISE COMING IN AT ALL
HOURS.
LAURA: WE'RE USED TO IT.
I'M USED TO IT.
IT'S THOSE CREAKY FLOORBOARDS,
YOU KNOW?
THEY GIVE YOU AWAY EVERY TIME.
ROY: OK, WELL, I'M LATE
FOR WORK, SO --
I'LL JUST TOSS MY BAG IN --
IN MY ROOM.
LAURA: YEAH.

MAC: OH, FAISON, YOU SEE,
I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.
FAISON: OH.
MAC: HOW YOU OPERATE,
HOW YOUR SICK LITTLE MIND WORKS.
YOU SEE, YOU'RE OBSESSED
WITH FELICIA, BUT SHE IS
REPULSED BY YOU.
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE HER.
AND IT KILLS YOU THAT I DO.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU SEND ME THIS RIDICULOUS,
STUPID LITTLE VIDEOTAPE THAT
YOU CREATED, THINKING THAT,
WHAT, I'M GOING TO JUST,
LIKE, JUMP INTO SOME CREATURE
OUTFIT THAT YOU'VE CREATED,
FLY INTO A JEALOUS RAGE,
AND DESTROY MY MARRIAGE?
IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN,
YOU SICK BASTARD.
FAISON: ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE
TO POINT OUT THAT YOU'RE
MISDIRECTING YOUR ANGER.
YOU SEE, SPENCER'S THE ONE WHO
HELD HER AND WOULDN'T LET GO,
KISSED HER AND WOULDN'T STOP.
I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THAT
I FORCED HIM TO DO THAT?
OR BETTER YET, FORCED YOUR WIFE
TO COOPERATE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
SHE'S A STRONG WOMAN IN BODY
AND SPIRIT.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM
FIGHTING OFF MY ADVANCES,
BELIEVE ME.
OR MAYBE YOU THINK THAT
I DRUGGED THEM INTO SOME SORT
OF A SEXUAL FRENZY.
IF SO, I'M SURE FELICIA HAS TOLD
YOU EVERYTHING.
I MEAN, EVERY LITTLE DIRTY
DETAIL ABOUT HER ALLEGED
CAPTIVITY, RIGHT?
OR MAYBE SHE DIDN'T TELL
YOU ANYTHING AT ALL.
HOW DID SHE EXPLAIN THE VIDEO,
HMM?
OH.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
YOU'RE SITTING THERE ALL ALONE
WATCHING THE VIDEO OVER AND OVER
AGAIN.
I MEAN, HOW SICK CAN A MAN BE?
AND THEN YOU DECIDED TO KEEP IT
YOUR OWN LITTLE DIRTY SECRET.
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED, SCORPIO?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
CAREFUL, YOU DON'T WANT --
MAC: TAGGERT!
TAGGERT!
GET IN HERE BEFORE I DO
SOMETHING I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
TAGGERT: LET'S GO.
FAISON: OH, FELICIA.
TAGGERT: MOVE IT.
FAISON: HOW'S YOUR ARM?
HOW'S YOUR ARM, SWEETHEART?
FELICIA: YOU'RE ABOUT TO PUT
FAISON AWAY FOREVER.
DON'T LET HIM GET TO YOU.
MAC: FAISON'S NOT THE ONE I'M
CONCERNED WITH RIGHT NOW,
FELICIA.
IT'S YOU.

CARLY: HEY.
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
ELIZABETH: I HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY TO YOU.
CARLY: THAT'S OK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK.
I CAN READ YOUR DINKY LITTLE
MIND.
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO JASON'S
HOUSE.
WANT TO GO THROW YOURSELF AT HIM
AGAIN?
I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE
THAT MIGHT SAVE US ALL SOME
TIME -- DON'T BOTHER.

FELICIA: I'VE DONE SOMETHING
TO CAUSE YOU CONCERN?
MAC: NO.
NOT AT ALL.
THAT'S JUST IT.
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU'RE SMILING.
YOUR SHOULDER'S MENDING.
BUT, SWEETHEART, YOU'VE JUST
BEEN THROUGH A TRAUMATIC
EXPERIENCE.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO DEAL WITH THAT.
AND I'M MORE THAN WILLING.
BUT IF I'M GOING TO BE OF ANY
HELP, I NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU
AND FAISON EVERY MINUTE YOU WERE
WITH THAT CREEP.
FELICIA: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU ANY MORE THAN
WHAT I'VE ALREADY SAID.
IN FACT, I DON'T KNOW
IF I REALLY WANT TO RELIVE THIS
WHOLE ORDEAL.
MAC: FELICIA, FAISON WAS
AS OBSESSED WITH YOU AS HE WAS
WITH ANNA.
AND SHE REJECTED HIM.
AND HE KILLED HER
ALONG WITH THE ONE MAN WHO HAD
HER LOVE -- MY BROTHER.
I MEAN, I EXPECTED HIM TO REPEAT
THE SAME PATTERN, TO LURE ME IN.
INSTEAD, HE BROUGHT IN SPENCER.
WHY?
FELICIA: I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHY FAISON DOES
WHAT HE DOES.
HE'S -- HE'S JUST ABOUT PLAYING
GAMES.
YOU KNOW THAT.
AREN'T YOU SICK OF PLAYING
GAMES?
MAC: SWEETHEART, I JUST WISH
IT WERE THAT SIMPLE.
FELICIA: IT IS.
IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST
LET GO.
AND YOU HAVE TO STOP WORRYING
ABOUT ME BECAUSE ASIDE
FROM SEEING HIS HORRIBLE FACE,
I'M FINE.
REALLY, I'M FINE.
YOU SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK.
MAC: OK.
HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT YOU CAME
BY FOR.
FELICIA: JUST TO TELL
YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.
MAC: AND I LOVE YOU.
MAC: COME ON.
LET'S GO.
MAC: I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER,
OK?
FELICIA: OK.
MAC: ALL RIGHT.
BE CAREFUL.

JASON: EMILY.
EMILY: OH.
YOU'RE LEAVING.
I DON'T WANT TO KEEP
YOU WAITING.
I KNOW YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS
TO DO THAN GIVE YOUR SISTER
THE TIME OF DAY.
JASON: WHAT'S GOING ON?
EMILY: I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
I MEAN, NO ONE WILL TELL ME
ANYTHING.
VIOUSLY, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY
TO SEE ELIZABETH, SO I DON'T
WANT TO, YOU KNOW, KEEP
YOU WAITING.
IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
JASON: OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE
UPSET.
EMILY: WHERE DO I START?
JASON: HOW ABOUT IN PRIVATE?
EMILY: JASON, YOU'RE
MY BROTHER, OK?
WHICH MEANS YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO TELL ME THINGS THAT ARE
IMPORTANT.
I THINK SLEEPING WITH MY BEST
FRIEND DEFINITELY QUALIFIES.
JASON: EMILY, IT'S NOT WHAT
YOU THINK.
EMILY: IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY
KNOWS.
IT WAS ANNOUNCED IN THE HOSPITAL
YESTERDAY.
JASON, HOW COULD YOU NOT
TELL ME?

CARLY: YOU'RE PATHETIC.
ELIZABETH: I'M PATHETIC?
CARLY: YEAH, YOU'RE PATHETIC,
SWEETIE.
JASON DOESN'T WANT YOU,
ELIZABETH.
IF HE DID, HE WOULDN'T HAVE GOT
UP AND LEFT YOUR DINKY LITTLE --
WHATEVER YOU CALL THAT -- STUDIO
AND MADE A BEELINE FOR
HIS PENTHOUSE THE MINUTE
HE COULD WALK.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW,
I REALIZE THIS IS GOING TO BE
DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO WRAP
YOUR SELFISH LITTLE MIND AROUND,
BUT I'M ACTUALLY GLAD THAT
JASON'S WELL ENOUGH TO BE
ON HIS OWN.
CARLY: OH, MY -- HOW DOES
HE EVEN STAND YOU LITTLE
MEALY-MOUTHED GIRLS, ANYWAY?
WHY DON'T YOU CUT TO THE CHASE,
OK?
ELIZABETH: FINE.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
CARLY: YOU ARE MY PROBLEM.
I WANT YOU GONE.
GO BACK TO WHEREVER IT IS
YOU CAME FROM AND LEAVE JASON
THE HELL ALONE.
HE DOES NOT WANT YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THAT'S WHY HE GOT UP AND LEFT.
SO BACK OFF.
ELIZABETH: HE WALK STRAIGHT
BACK TO YOU, CARLY?
I DON'T THINK SO.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
YOU CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT
JASON TRUSTS ME, THAT HE LET ME
HELP HIM AND SENT YOU AWAY.
I REALIZE YOU THINK YOU'RE THIS
FORCE OF NATURE AND EVERYBODY
SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF YOUR WAY
AND LET YOU TAKE WHATEVER
YOU WANT, BUT I'M NOT SCARED
OF YOU.
AND I'LL SEE JASON WHENEVER
I WANT.
SO BACK THE HELL OFF.

JASON: I WANT YOU TO LISTEN
AND REALLY HEAR THIS.
EMILY: OK.
JASON: I AM NOT SLEEPING
WITH ELIZABETH.
NOTHING LIKE THAT HAPPENED.
EMILY: BUT NIKOLAS SAID --
JASON: NIKOLAS WAS WRONG.
EMILY: WELL --
YOU AND ELIZABETH WERE STANDING
RIGHT THERE.
I MEAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
HE WAS LYING OR SOMETHING?
JASON: BECAUSE I'M NOT
INTERESTED IN EXPLAINING MY LIFE
TO NIKOLAS OR ANYBODY ELSE WHO
WAS THERE.
EMILY: I GUESS I DIDN'T
REALIZE THAT I WAS ANYBODY ELSE
TO YOU.
OR TO MY BEST FRIEND.
SO YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HANGING
OUT SINCE THE SUMMERTIME?
JASON: YEAH.
YEAH, WE HAVE.
EMILY: YOU'VE BEEN TAKING
HER FOR RIDES ON YOUR BIKE?
JASON: YEAH, BUT I HAVEN'T
BEEN HIDING IT.
EMILY, WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE FRIENDS
WITH ELIZABETH?
EMILY: JASON, THAT'S NOT
THE POINT.
JASON: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?
EMILY: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HER?
JASON: NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE.
EMILY: FINE.
CAN WE JUST -- CAN WE DISCUSS
HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT I FEEL LIKE
RIGHT NOW?
JASON: JUST --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S VERY EASY TO MISUNDERSTAND.
I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU.
EMILY: NO, I'M SORRY.
I REALLY OWE ELIZABETH
AN APOLOGY.
I KIND OF YELLED AT
HER YESTERDAY.
JASON: SHE CAN HOLD HER OWN.
EMILY: I LOVE YOU, JASON.
JASON: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
EMILY: SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD
AT ME?
JASON: NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
EMILY: I DON'T DESERVE YOU.
JASON: DON'T FORGET THAT.
EMILY: I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE
FOR MICHAEL'S PARTY.
JASON: YEAH, RIGHT.
EMILY: I WISH YOU COULD GO.
JASON: YOU'LL BE THERE.
JUST BE MY EYES AND EARS, OK?
EMILY: I WILL.

A.J.: THE PLACE LOOKS GREAT,
HUH?
THE MAID DID A NICE JOB
DECORATING IT WHILE YOU WERE --
YOU CAN JUMP IN ANY TIME.
CARLY: I WAS GIVING MICHAEL
HIS REAL PRESENT -- A LITTLE
VISIT WITH JASON.
EDWARD: WHERE IS
THE BIRTHDAY BOY?
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
EDWARD: WHERE IS HE?
CARLY: THE PROUD GRANDPARENTS
ARE BRING HIM DOWN AS WE SPEAK.
ALAN: YES!
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
YAY!
MONICA: YOU READY TO PARTY?
A.J.: YOU TOOK MY SON
TO JASON?
CARLY: YEAH, I DID.
MICHAEL'S NOT A PAWN
IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE WAR,
A.J., AND HE DESERVES TO BE
WITH THE PEOPLE HE LOVES -- ALL
OF THEM -- ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
A.J.: YOU JUST RAISED
THE STAKES.
IT'S MY TURN.
LILA: WHAT A WONDERFUL TOY.
CARLY: ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
IT'S ALREADY MICHAEL'S FAVORITE
GIFT IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
AL: WHAT'S THAT?
THAT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

BOBBIE: SORRY.
ROY: OH, DON'T BE.
THAT WAS THE
BEST MOMENT OF MY RECENT LIFE.
BOBBIE: HOW'S IT GOING?
ROY: IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD.
PRETTY GOOD.
I JUST MOVED INTO MY NEW PLACE.
BOBBIE: LAURA'S.
ROY: YEAH.
BOBBIE: I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO LIKE IT THERE.
HOPE I HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH WHO
I HAVE MOVING INTO THE
BROWNSTONE.
ALTHOUGH, I HAVE A FEELING IT
COULD GO EITHER WAY.
ANYWAY, I JUST KEEP TELLING
MYSELF THAT WHATEVER HAPPENS,
AT LEAST I KNOW I'M GOING TO BE
WELL PROTECTED.
ROY: YEAH?
HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
BOBBIE: OH, I THOUGHT
YOU KNEW.
I'M RENTING TO LT. TAGGERT.
ROY: YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE
A COP THE KEYS TO YOUR
BROWNSTONE?
BOBBIE: OH, COME ON.
YOU AND LUKE.
YOU KNOW, ALL COPS ARE NOT BAD.
ROY: MAYBE.
I SUPPOSE HE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE
FROM THE LOCAL UNDESIRABLES.
ONLY TROUBLE IS, WHAT WILL
YOU DO FOR FRIENDS?

FELICIA: THIS IS FANTASTIC.
CHLOE: DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
FELICIA: YEAH.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW
MERGER AND YOUR NEW WORK SPACE.
CHLOE: OH, THANK YOU.
FELICIA: A LITTLE PRESENT
FOR YOU.
CHLOE: OH.
WELL, HOW STRANGE AND WONDERFUL.
AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT DO
SOMETHING?
FELICIA: WELL, NO.
ACTUALLY, JUST THE OPPOSITE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU MORE
CREATIVE BY FOCUSING YOUR ENERGY
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I HAVE YET TO PROVE IT
FOR MYSELF, BUT MY VERY GOOD
FRIEND LUCY SAYS THAT SHE SWEARS
BY IT.
CHLOE: WAIT.
LUCY, AS IN LUCY COE
OF THE NURSES BALL?
FELICIA: YEAH, THAT'S
THE ONE.
CHLOE: AS I RECALL,
R ENERGY WAS VERY FOCUSED --
FELICIA: YES.
CHLOE: SO I WILL TAKE
HER WORD FOR IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
FELICIA: YOU'RE WELCOME.
MISS LUCY'S ACTUALLY GETTING
MARRIED ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
CHLOE: OH, HOW ROMANTIC.
MARRIED FOR THE MILLENNIUM.
IS SHE MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN?
FELICIA: WELL, DON'T WE ALL
AT LEAST START OUT THINKING SO?
CHLOE: YES, OF COURSE WE DO.
YES.
FELICIA: DID YOU KNOW THAT
MAC AND I HAD OUR WEDDING
RECEPTION IN THIS ROOM?
CHLOE: NO.
FELICIA: OH, GOD.
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
CHLOE: OH.
FELICIA: FINALLY HUSBAND
AND WIFE.
WE WERE SO HAPPY.
AND I THINK WE WERE IN A BIT
OF A SHOCK, TOO, BECAUSE
WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ACTUALLY
GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT --
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE WENT
THROUGH TO GET TO THERE,
THAT PLACE.
AND THEN FINALLY, IT WORKED OUT,
AND IT WAS GREAT.
IT WAS JUST PERFECT AND JUST
RIGHT AND --
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
CHLOE: FELICIA.
FELICIA: OH, I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.

FELICIA: I'M SORRY.
I'M KIND OF A MESS.
LET'S JUST SAY I'VE HAD A FEW
BAD WEEKS AND JUST LEAVE IT
AT THAT.
CHLOE: NO, I CAN'T LEAVE IT
AT THAT.
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY UPSET.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO HELP?
FELICIA: OH, I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYTHING ANYBODY CAN DO.
CHLOE: WELL, YOU MIGHT BE
RIGHT, BUT AT LEAST LET ME TRY.
FELICIA: I DON'T KNOW WHERE
TO START.
CHLOE: START ANYWHERE.
FELICIA: LUKE.
CHLOE: SPENCER?
OK.
FELICIA: YEAH.
WELL, I HAVEN'T REALLY KNOWN HIM
OVER THE YEARS THAT WELL,
BUT HE'S LIVED IN PORT CHARLES
AND HE LIVED IN TEXAS
FOR A WHILE.
AND, WELL, OUR PATHS NEVER
REALLY CROSSED.
CHLOE: UNTIL?
FELICIA: UNTIL HIS SON DIED.
LUCKY.
THAT'S HIS SON'S NAME -- LUCKY.
HE -- IT WAS JUST AWFUL.
AND LUKE WAS SO ADRIFT.
WELL, I IMAGINE ANY PARENT WOULD
FEEL THAT WAY IF THEY LOST
THEIR CHILD, YOU KNOW?
CHLOE: YEAH.
FELICIA: BUT IT WAS SOMETHING
WORSE.
IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
IT WAS --
LUCKY WAS HIS ANCHOR.
AND SUDDENLY THAT WAS GONE.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I JUST
FELT THIS NEED TO HELP HIM.
I REMEMBER ONE TIME,
SPECIFICALLY, A FRIEND AND I GOT
STUCK IN A SNOWSTORM AT LUKE'S
CLUB.
AND I JUST THOUGHT,
"WOW, WHAT A WONDERFUL GUY."
HE WAS SO BRAVE IN COVERING
HIS PAIN.
AND YET IT WAS SO HEARTBREAKING.
WELL, I TRIED TO TURN THE WHOLE
THING AROUND, AND I ASKED HIM
TO HELP ME BECAUSE I WAS TRYING
TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY
WITH LILA'S BOOK.
CHLOE: DID IT WORK?
FELICIA: YEAH, IT DID.
IN FACT, HE SAID THAT I'M THE --
I'M THE REASON THAT HE LIKES
TO GET OUT OF BED IN
THE MORNING.
AND WHAT I DIDN'T FIGURE --
THE SAME THING WAS GOING
TO HAPPEN TO ME.
CHLOE: ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH LUKE?
FELICIA: NO, I'M NOT.
I'M NOT.
OF COURSE NOT.
I MEAN, I --
I LOVE MY HUSBAND.
I LOVE MY FAMILY.
I TOOK VOWS.
WE HAVE CHILDREN.
AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU TAKE
VOWS, THEY HAVE TO MEAN
SOMETHING.
IT SAYS THAT IT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT MAN OF YOUR LIFE
NO MATTER HOW ANYONE ELSE MAKES
YOU FEEL.
I DANCED IN THIS ROOM
WITH MY WEDDING DRESS ON.
I HAD MADE A CHOICE LONG BEFORE
A SNOWSTORM BLEW ME INTO LUKE'S
CLUB.

EMILY: OOH, SORRY I'M LATE.
ALAN: OH, HI.
MONICA: OH, YOU'RE NOT.
WE'RE JUST WARMING UP.
OH, MICHAEL.
WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS ANOTHER PRESENT FOR YOU?
EMILY: A VERY SPECIAL
PRESENT.
LOOK AT THIS.
TA-DA!
"L&B."
EDWARD: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU GET THAT OUT OF HERE.
I'VE ALREADY LOST ONE FAMILY
MEMBER TO DEVIL MUSIC.
MONICA: EDWARD.
EDWARD: I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE
ANOTHER.
MONICA: EDWARD, PUT A SOCK
IN IT.
HE CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS
TO BE.
YOU CAN BE A POET, A MUSICIAN,
OR A WAITER IF IT MAKES
YOU HAPPY.
CARLY: STOP.
JUST STOP, OK?
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN
MY BABY'S PARTY.
LILA: CARLY'S RIGHT.
IT'S TIME TO CUT THE CAKE.
CARLY: THAT'S IT.
ALAN: GOOD IDEA.
GOOD IDEA.
COME HERE.
COME HERE, MICHAEL.
MICHAEL, COME OVER HERE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
A.J.: PARDON ME, PARDON ME.
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
SPREAD OUT.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT.
OK, BABY BOY, THIS IS HOW IT
WORKS.
DADDY LIGHTS THE CANDLE, OK?
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A WISH.
MAKE A BIG WISH.
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO BLOW OUT
THE CANDLE.
AND IF IT GOES OUT ON THE FIRST
TIME, THEN YOUR WISH WILL COME
TRUE, OK?
A.J.: OK?
CARLY: OK?
YOU READY?
WE'RE GOING TO BLOW OUT
THE CANDLE.
READY?
ALL: ONE, TWO, THREE!
ALAN: BLOW!
CARLY: YAY!
GOOD BOY.
COME HERE.
GIVE ME KISS.
COME GIVE MAMA A KISS.
ALAN: THERE YOU GO.
GOOD JOB.
CARLY: I KNOW WHAT YOU WISHED
FOR, MICHAEL.
AND MOMMY'S GOING TO MAKE SURE
YOU GET IT NO MATTER WHAT.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
JASON: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MICHAEL.

ROY: SO, LET ME GUESS.
YOU'RE OFF TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
MY GRANDSON'S.
I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW.
ROY: THAT DOESN'T COMPUTE.
BOBBIE: WHAT?
ROY: SCOUT'S HONOR, BOBBIE.
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU,
YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL
AND AS VIBRANT -- MAYBE EVEN
MORE SO -- THAN YOU WERE
20 YEARS AGO.
SO OBVIOUSLY YOU COULDN'T
POSSIBLY BE ANYBODY'S GRANDMA.
BOBBIE: WELL, YOU BETTER NOT
MENTION THAT TO MICHAEL.
SEE YOU AROUND?
ROY: YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU.
SOREL: PROBABLY BRINGING FOOD
TO MORGAN.
SEEMS LIKE A NICE KID.
TOO BAD SHE HOOKED UP
WITH THE WRONG GUY.
MAN: SHE'S IN THE BUILDING.
IF YOU WANT, I CAN TAKE CARE
OF IT NOW.
SOREL: NO, NO, NO.
STICK WITH THE PLAN.
WE'LL MOVE TOMORROW.

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GERTRUDE: I'M NOT SURE THIS
DATE IS SUCH A SMART IDEA.

LUKE: MILLENNIUM SEEMS LIKE
A GOOD TIME FOR REFLECTION.

JASON: YOU GOT BUSINESS HERE?
HEY.

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