GH Transcript Thursday 12/23/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Thursday 12/23/99

Provided by Laura

AUDREY: OH, ELIZABETH.
ELIZABETH: OH, HI.
AUDREY: HI.
I HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA TIME
IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK --
ELIZABETH: IS BOBBIE AROUND?
AUDREY: WELL, WHY DO YOU NEED
TO SEE BOBBIE?
ELIZABETH: I'LL COME BACK
LATER.
AUDREY: ELIZABETH?
ELIZABETH: NOT NOW, OK?
AUDREY: HAVE YOU HAD DINNER?
ELIZABETH: YEAH, AT KELLY'S.
AUDREY: ANY CHANCE YOU MIGHT
HAVE TIME FOR A CUP OF COFFEE?
ELIZABETH: NOT REALLY.
AUDREY: WELL, WOULD IT HELP
IF I SET UP A SESSION WITH GAIL?
ELIZABETH: YOU THINK I NEED
A SHRINK BECAUSE I MOVED OUT?
AUDREY: DARLING, YOU'RE TOO
VULNERABLE.
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG.
ELIZABETH: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
ADMIT THIS IS ALL ABOUT JASON?
AUDREY: WELL, I THINK WE'RE
BOTH VERY CLEAR ON THAT.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW WHAT?
TAMMY'S GIVING ME EXTRA HOURS.
I'M WORKING THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS
TO SALVAGE MY ART GRADES.
MY LIFE IS NOT FALLING APART.
AUDREY: GOOD.
THEN -- THEN WE CAN COUNT
ON YOU TO BE ONE OF SANTA'S
ELVES AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

BOBBIE: LUKE?
HI
LUKE: HI.
BOBBIE: DID YOU FIND FELICIA?
LUKE: FELICIA'S HERE.
BOBBIE: HERE?
LUKE: MM-HMM.
BOBBIE: AT THE HOSPITAL?
LUKE: MM-HMM.
BOBBIE: I'VE BEEN IN SURGERY.
SO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
LUKE: SHE'S GOT A LITTLE
SHOULDER GRAZE.
BOBBIE: OH.
WELL, WHERE DID YOU FIND HER?
AD WHERE'S FAISON?
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
LUKE: WELL, I FOUND HER,
MAC FOUND US, AND FAISON'S
IN JAIL.
BOBBIE: WELL, LET'S GO SEE
HER.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IF YOU DO.
LUKE: SWEETHEART, IT'S BETTER
IF -- IF I STAY AWAY
FROM FELICIA RIGHT NOW.

TAMMY: WOW.
A CUP OF COFFEE, MIKE?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH
OF A DINNER TO ME.
NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF
MY BUSINESS.
MIKE: WELL, I CAME HERE
FOR THE COMPANY, NOT THE FOOD.
TAMMY: OH.
WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
WHEN THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY
THRILLED WITH MY SPECIALS THAT
EVENING.
MIKE: OH, YEAH?
DO THEY MENTION
NEW YEAR'S EVE?
TAMMY: YEAH, ACTUALLY,
FROM TIME TO TIME, MAYBE.
MIKE: YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE
TIME FOR YOU TO CASH IN THAT
RAIN CHECK.
TAMMY: OH, THE LAST NIGHT
OF 1999?
WELL, YOU KNOW, A GIRL CAN
EXACTLY AFFORD TO MAKE A DATE
WITH A GUY WHO MIGHT JUST STAND
HER UP AT THE LAST MINUTE.
MIKE: GUILTY AS CHARGED.
BUT YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN A LITTLE
SHORT ON CASH LATELY.
BUT ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.
TAMMY: REALLY?
WHAT, WE GOT ANOTHER HUNCH
ON A HORSE?
MIKE: NO, NO.
THIS IS A REAL JOB.
SERIOUS MONEY.
AND IT STARTS TONIGHT.
SO ARE WE ON FOR NEW YEAR'S?
TAMMY: YEAH.
WHY NOT.
MIKE: WHAT MORE CAN I ASK
FOR?
A LUCRATIVE DEAL, A NEW
MILLENNIUM, AND A DATE WITH YOU.
TAMMY: WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?

JAX: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
NED: LET ME IN, WILL YOU?
THE NEW BELLHOP'S ONE
OF GERTRUDE'S.
JAX: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE IN VERMONT WITH MY WIFE?
CHLOE: WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE'S ALEXIS?
NED: SOMEBODY FORGOT TO WRAP
THE PIPES AT THE INN,
SO THEY FROZE UP AND BURST.
WE'LL TRY AGAIN AFTER
NEW YEAR'S.
MEANWHILE, GUESS WHO HAS
A RESERVATION FOR ONE
DOWNSTAIRS?
CHLOE: HAVE YOU CALLED MIKE?
NED: I LOVE THE WAY
YOU THINK.
JAX: OH, THEY'LL ACCIDENTALLY
BUMP INTO EACH OTHER.
NED: AND WE'LL BE THERE
TO COACH HIM RIGHT THROUGH IT.
CHLOE: YEAH.
DID YOU BRING A LOT OF CASH?
JX: YEAH, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
MIKE IS SERIOUS ABOUT DOUBLING
HIS FEE.
NED: ALEXIS JUST STOPPED OFF
AT THE BANK.
JAX: OH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
NED: MAYBE THAT'S HER.
JAX: MY WIFE NEVER FORGETS
HER KEYS.
IT'S PROBABLY THE BELLHOP.
CHLOE: IT MIGHT EVEN BE
GERTRUDE.
NED: ALL RIGHT.
PLACES, PLEASE.
JAX: ACTION.
HONEY, DID YOU FORGET
YOUR KEYS --
LARKIN: AGENT JOHN LARKIN,
F.B.I.
HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONTACT
WITH JERRY JACKS?

JAX: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY ABOUT MY BROTHER.
LARKIN: THE QUESTION IS,
HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONTACT
WITH JERRY JACKS?
NED: YOU LOSE TRACK
OF YOUR SUSPECT AND ALL YOU CAN
DO IS HARASS HIS FAMILY?
JAX: I'LL MEET YOU GUYS
DOWNSTAIRS.
CHLOE: JAX YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE,
NOT WITHOUT YOUR LAWYER.
JAX: I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE,
SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS -- I DON'T
WANT YOU TO LOSE THE TABLE.
NED: MY FAMILY OWNS
THE TABLES.
CHLOE: YEAH, WE'RE NOT IN ANY
SORT OF HURRY.
JAX: THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.
CHLOE: OK.
YOU CALL US IF YOU NEED US.
JAX: I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND
YOU.
LARKIN: FOR THE THIRD TIME,
HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONTACT
WITH YOUR BROTHER?
JAX: NO.
LARKIN: MS. DAVIS INFORMED US
THAT MR. JACKS MISSED
AN IMPORTANT MEETING.
HAS HE MADE ANY ATTEMPT TO REACH
HER?
JAX: OH, MY WIFE AND I DON'T
DISCUSS HER CASES.
LARKIN: YOU EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
JAX: OH, I DON'T MUCH CARE
WHAT YOU BELIEVE.
BUT IF MY BROTHER DID JUMP BAIL,
I'M OUT A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY,
AREN'T I?
LARKIN: WHAT ABOUT THAT HALF
A MILLION THAT JUST VANISHED
FROM YOUR CORPORATE ACCOUNT?
THAT'S ABOVE AND BEYOND WHAT
YOU POSTED FOR BAIL.
JAX: SINCE WHEN DOES
THE F.B.I. HAVE ACCESS
TO MY CORPORATE ACCOUNTS?
LARKIN: FOR ALL WE KNOW,
YOU'RE PICKING UP WHERE
YOUR BROTHER LEFT OFF.
JAX: YOU WANT TO WASTE
YOUR TIME, THAT'S FINE.
LARKIN: YOU KNOW, YOU GOT ONE
FELONY ON YOUR RECORD.
YOU'VE HELPED HIM OUT BEFORE.
LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE INTERESTED.
JAX: WELL, CALL IT A BUSINESS
LOSS.
LARKIN: YOU DO REALIZE THAT
AIDING AND ABETTING A FUGITIVE
IS A FELONY.
AND WITH YOUR PRIOR RECORD,
YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT SOME
SERIOUS JAIL TIME.
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY, I UST
HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD.
WERE YOU THREATENING MY HUSBAND
WITH JAIL TIME?
LARKIN: I WAS ONLY EXPLAINING
THE LAW.
ALEXIS: EXPLAINING THE LAW
WOULD BE MY JOB, WHICH IS WHY
THEY CALL ME A LAWYER.
LARKIN: HAVE YOU SEEN JERRY
JACKS?
ALEXIS: NO, I HAVEN'T.
BUT IF YOU DO SEE HIM,
WILL YOU TELL HIM WE'RE LOOKING
FOR HIM?
WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT
ABOUT MONEY.
JAX: SORRY, THIS MEETING IS
OVER.
ALEXIS: IF YOU HAVE ANY
FURTHER QUESTIONS, I'D
APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD CALL
MY OFFICE.
THANK YOU AND GOOD-BYE,
AGENT LARKIN.
JAX: NICE WORK.
ALEXIS: I RAN INTO NED
AND CHLOE IN THE ELEVATOR,
SO I GOT SOME LEAD TIME.
JAX: YOU REALIZE
IF THE F.B.I. FINDS OUT YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT JERRY --
ALEXIS: I DON'T.
AND THAT PERFORMANCE BY AGENT
LARKIN?
JUST A WARMUP.
HE HASN'T EVEN BEGUN TO HARASS
JAX: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
NOT INVOLVED AND MY BROTHER'S
FREE -- AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
HE IS -- THEN IT'S ALL WELL
MIKE: GREAT.
THANKS.
CHLOE: HI.
NED: MIKE.
MIKE: WELL, WHAT TOOK
YOU SO LONG?
AND WHERE'S MY MONEY?
CHLOE: DIDN'T WE AGREE TO PAY
YOU AFTER THE DATE?
MIKE: YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
DON'T GO TOO FAR, OK?
NED: ARE YOU PLANNING TO WEAR
WHAT YOU HAVE ON?
MIKE: I MEAN, HAS IT OCCURRED
TO EITHER ONE OF YOU THAT MAYBE
I HAVE AN IDEA ABOUT WHAT I'M
DOING?
NED: OK, SO YOU'RE GOING
TO COME IN HERE AND ACCIDENTALLY
BUMP INTO GERTRUDE, RIGHT?
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING
TO PRETEND NOT TO REMEMBER
HER NAME.
MIKE: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
CHLOE: ROMANCE, MIKE.
YOU SAY YOU COULD NEVER FORGET
HER FACE.
MIKE: I KNOW WHAT WOMEN LIKE
TO HEAR, ALL RIGHT?
CHLOE: WELL, I JUST KNOW
MY AUNT GERTRUDE.
OH -- AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
PLEASE, DO NOT MENTION TURBANS.
MIKE: TURBANS?
WHY WOULD I?
NED: HER LAST BOYFRIEND WAS
OBSESSED WITH TURBANS.
MIKE: I HAVE NEVER MENTIONED
A TURBAN IN MY LIFE.
WELL, MAYBE THERE WAS ONCE,
BUT THAT WAS LONG AFTER I PICKED
THE GAL UP.
CHLOE: "GAL"?
NED: "PICKED UP"?
MIKE: WILL YOU RELAX?
CHLOE: OK.
YOU KNOW, HERE.
TAKE MY CELL PHONE.
MIKE: WHY -- WHY DO I NEED
A CELL PHONE?
NED: IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES.
CHLOE: YEAH, WE'LL BE RIGHT
OVER HERE.
MIKE: YOU WANT ME TO CALL
YOU?
NED: I'M ON THE SPEED DIAL.
CHLOE: STAR TWO.
MIKE: ALL RIGHT.
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
CHLOE: AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
DO NOT FORGET WHAT GERTRUDE
LOVES THE MOST.
MIKE: MY NATURAL WIT
AND CHARM?
NED and CHLOE: MONEY.
MIKE: YOU'RE RIGHT.

BOBBIE: WHY STAY AWAY
FROM FELICIA ALL OF A SUDDEN?
LUKE: WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY
ENDING IN SHE'S MARRIED.
BOBBIE: TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENED.
LUKE: BARBARA, I JUST SPENT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG
LOCKED UP IN A LITTLE CELL,
A MENTAL TORTURE CHAMBER,
WITH THE MOST INCREDIBLE WOMAN.
BOBBIE: WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU SLEPT?
LUKE: SLEPT?
I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT COUNT IF I WAS DRUGGED?
BOBBIE: OH, LUKE.
LUKE: HEY, WELL,
LOOK, LET'S CHANGE THE
SUBJECT -- OR FACE THE
COPEQUENCES.
BOBBIE: OK.
JERRY JUMPED BAIL.
LUKE: HE DID?
GOOD FOR HIM.
HE'S GOT MORE GUTS THAN I GAVE
HIM CREDIT FOR.
BOBBIE: AND LUCAS KEEPS
HOPING THAT'S HE'S GOING TO STOP
BY ON CHRISTMAS MORNING.
LUKE: CHRISTMAS?
WHEN'S CHRISTMAS?
BOBBIE: IT'S USUALLY
THE 25th.
LUKE: WHAT'S TODAY?
I GOT TO GO SOMEWHERE.
BOBBIE: OH, WILL YOU HOLD
STILL A MINUTE?
LET MONICA TAKE A LOOK AT YOU.
LUKE: YOU HOLD STILL.
LET HER LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
YOU NEED A VACATION.
BUT FIRST, KEEP AN EYE
ON FELICIA.
BOBBIE: OF COURSE I WILL.
LUKE: SEE YOU LATER.

NED: SO, DID YOU MANAGE
TO DUMP THE FED?
JAX: FOR NOW.
ALEXIS: DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ILLEGAL.
NED: I NEVER DO.
CHLOE: HEY, I'M JUST REALLY
GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
JAX: SO WHAT DID WE MISS?
CHLOE: A LITTLE PEP TALK.
NOT MUCH.
NED: T MINUS FOUR,
THREE, TWO, ONE --
CHLOE: FORGET HER NAME,
FORGET HER NAME.
FORGET HER NAME!
MIKE: GERTRUDE?
GERTRUDE: WELL, YOU
REMEMBERED.
NED: HE SAID HER NAME.
JAX: WHAT, DO YOU GUYS READ
LIPS NOW?
ALEXIS: WHY CAN'T HE SAY
HER NAME?
CHLOE: THIS IS A DISASTER.
MIKE: A REGAL NAME
FOR A REGAL LADY.
GERTRUDE: YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY
WITH WORDS.
MIKE: YOU KNOW, SHAKESPEARE
AMED ONE OF HIS MOST
ASTONISHING CHARACTERS GERTRUDE.
BUT I'M SURE YOU KNEW THAT.
GERTRUDE: MR. CORBIN,
YOU'RE VERY WELL-READ.
MIKE: MIKE.
PLEASE?
GERTRUDE: MIKE.
CHLOE: SHE TOOK HIS HAND.
THAT IS MUCH TOO FORWARD.
JAX: YOU THINK SO?
CHLOE: SHE SUSPECTS
SOMETHING.
ALEXIS: WHY'S HE LOOKING
AT HIS WATCH?
NED: WHAT'S HE THINKING?
JAX: WHAT, ARE WE PAYING THIS
GUY TO ACT BORED?
NED: NO, NO, NO.
NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I THINK HE HAS A PLAN.
MIKE: LOOK, THE ENTIRE
HOUSING DEVELOPMENT WILL NOT
FALL APART.
I MEAN, WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT
ONE MEETING HERE.
YEAH.
WELL, WE COULD LOOK AT TOMORROW.
WE COULD RESCHEDULE.
ALL RIGHT.
FINE, FINE.
LISTEN, WHY --
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR
SECRETARY CALL MY PEOPLE,
AND WE WILL DEFINITELY SHOOT
FOR TOMORROW.
OK.
WHAT?
OH -- OH, THE PONIES ARE DOING
JUST FINE.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
OK, WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BYE-BYE.
OH.
PRIORITIES.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'M SORRY.
JAX: THE OLD FAKE PHONE CALL
TRICK.
NED: PRETEND TO CANCEL A VERY
IMPORTANT MEETING.
ALEXIS: THAT IS SO SNEAKY.
CHLOE: BUT EFFECTIVE.
ALEXIS: SINCE WHEN DOES MIKE&
HAVE A CELL PHONE?
CHLOE: I GAVE HIM MINE.
NED: ISN'T MY WIFE WONDERFUL?&
-- NO, NO, NO.
HE'S OFFERING THE PHONE
TO GERTRUDE!
ALEXIS: IS YOUR NAME
ON THE PHONE?
CHLOE: NO, BUT IF HE PRESSES
STAR ONE, IT'S JAX.
NED: STAR TWO, IT'S ME.

MIKE: IF THERE'S ANYONE
YOU NEED TO CALL --
GERTRUDE: OH, NO, NO.
I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
MIKE: WELL, SURELY A WOMAN
LIKE YOU IS NOT DINING ALONE.
GERTRUDE: OH, WELL,
MY COMPANION WAS UNFORTUNATELY
DETAINED.
MIKE: WELL, KEEPING A WOMAN
LIKE YOU WAITING, THAT IS
SHAMEFUL.
GERTRUDE: WELL --
MY TABLE IS READY IF YOU'D LIKE
TO JOIN ME.
MIKE: THAT WOULD BE
MY PLEASURE.
GERTRUDE: WELL.

NED: WE'RE BRILLIANT.
CHLOE: SHE'S BUYING IT.
ALEXIS: WHO KNEW THE GUY HAD
SO MUCH CHARM?
JAX: SLAM-DUNK.
TAMMY: EXCUSE ME.
HI.
MAITRE'D: HI.
TAMMY: I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU SELL GIFT CERTIFICATES
HERE.
MAITRE D': CERTAINLY.
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
TAMMY: YES, I WOULD.
SEE, A GENTLEMAN FRIEND OF MINE,
HE LOVES THIS PLACE,
AND, WELL, IT'S ALMOST
CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW?
MAITRE D': WELL, I'LL MAKE
THE ARRANGEMENTS.
TAMMY: GOOD.
THANK YOU.
MIKE: TO NEW BEGINNINGS.
JAX: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE GOT TROUBLE.

LUKE: HI.
LAURA: HI.
COME ON IN.
LUKE: THANKS.
I --
I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR LULU.
LAURA: OH.
RIGHT, YEAH.
SHE'S UPSTAIRS PUTTING
ON HER JAMMIES.
LUKE: THIS ONE ON TOP IS
FOR YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
LAURA: YOU REMEMBERED.
THANK YOU.
WELL, YOU WANT TO COME
ON IN AND WAIT?
I'M SURE IT'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
LUKE: SURE, I'LL WAIT.
LAURA: OK.
LUKE: LOOKS NICE.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
LUKE: I SEE YOU STILL GOT
THE ANGEL.
LAURA: YEAH.
LULU ASKED ME IF THAT WAS LUCKY
BECAUSE I TOLD HER THAT HE'S
AN ANGEL NOW.
LUKE: THAT'S A FAIR THING
TO SAY.
LAURA: THANKS.
OH, BOY.
REMEMBER WHEN HE FIXED IT
FOR US?
LUKE: YEAH, WHEN WE FIRST GOT
HERE.
LAURA: YEAH.
IT HAD GOTTEN BROKEN ALONG
THE WAY SOMEHOW, AND HE PUT IT
BACK TOGETHER FOR ME.
AND THEN YOU SHOWED UP JUST
IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.
LUKE: I WAS --
I WAS THINKING EARLIER ABOUT
THE LAST CHRISTMAS WE SPENT
IN CANADA.
LAURA: OH, YEAH, THE ONE
WHERE YOU AND LUCKY WENT OUT
TO CUT DOWN THE TREE?
LUKE: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS THINKING ABOUT.
IF YOU REMEMBER, THE SNOW WAS
SO DEEP, AND WE WERE GONE ALL
DAY.
YOU WERE WORRIED.
AND I WAS JUST TRUDGING AHEAD,
AND HE WAS STEPPING
IN MY FOOTSTEPS.
WE FOUND THE PERFECT
SCOTCH PINE.
LAURA: AND THEN HE WOULDN'T
LET YOU CUT IT DOWN.
LUKE: "NO, DON'T KILL IT,
DAD.
WE CAN'T KILL IT."
LAURA: HE REALLY UNDERSTOOD
CHRISTMAS.
LUKE: LUCKY UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING.
LAURA: LET ME GET LULU
FOR YOU.
LUKE: SURE.

LUKE: HELLO.
LESLEY LU: DADDY!
LUKE: HELLO, MY SWEET.
OH, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
A VISION IN PINK.

LARKIN: MS. SPENCER?
BOBBIE: YEAH?
LARKIN: AGENT LARKIN, F.B.I.
I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT
JERRY JACKS.
BOBBIE: IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG
DAY.
LARKIN: WERE YOU AWARE THAT
HE JUMPED BAIL?
BOBBIE: IF YOU'RE HUNGRY,
I'LL SEND A WAITRESS.
LARKIN: WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU SAW JERRY JACKS?
BOBBIE: I SAW HIM
AT THE HOSPITAL, OK?
LARKIN: SO MR. JACKS WAS
LEAVING?
BOBBIE: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO ORDER ANYTHING, WHY DON'T
YOU LEAVE?
LARKIN: DO YOU REALIZE HOW
DIFFICULT IT COULD BE
FOR YOUR LITTLE BOY IF YOU DON'T
COOPERATE?
BOBBIE: ARE YOU THREATENING
LUCAS?
LARKIN: HELPING YOUR FIANCE
SKIP BAIL IS AGAINST THE LAW.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I HAVE
NO IDEA WHERE JERRY IS.
LARKIN: HOW WOULD LUCAS DEAL
WITH A MOTHER IN PRISON?
ROY: HEY!
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE.

ROY: YOU DON'T COME IN THIS
PLACE AND THREATEN THIS WOMAN.
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
LARKIN: YOU'RE INTERFERING
WITH A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
ROY: YOU THINK YOU HAVE
A LICENSE TO PLAY THE BULLY.
IS THAT IT?
LARKIN: I DON'T HAVE
TO JUSTIFY MY ACTIONS TO YOU.
ROY: NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU CAN JUST LEAVE.
BOBBIE: ROY, HE'S
FROM THE F.B.I.
ROY: SO?
LARKIN: WEREN'T YOU RECENTLY
RELEASED FROM PENTONVILLE?
ROY: YES, I WAS.
ROY DiLUCCA.
WANT ME TO WRITE IT DOWN
FOR YOU?
BOBBIE: YOU HAVE A FILE
ON HIM?
LARKIN: ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN GOING BACK?
ROY: I'M INTERESTED
IN YOU STAYING OUT OF HER FACE.
BOBBIE: HEY, HEY.
HEY, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
ROY: I'M GOING TO DO --
BOBBIE: WHO THE HELL DO
YOU THINK YOU ARE?

LUKE: OK.
THIS -- THIS BICYCLE THAT
YOU WANT SANTA CLAUS TO BRING
YOU.
NOW, YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT IT
TO BE PURPLE?
PURPLE.
OK.
AND YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE LITTLE
BASKETS ON THE FRONT SO YOU CAN
CARRY ALL YOUR VALUABLES.
YES.
YOU WANT THE DOLL THAT WETS.
WHY,ULU?
OH, YOU ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.
AND YOU WANT THE PINK BALLET
SLIPPERS.
OF COURSE.
AND A PINK TUTU TO MATCH.
CORRECT?
YEAH?
WELL, MADAM, MAY WE SHOW
YOU ANYTHING IN PELS?
I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
IT'S A SECRET.
A FISHING POLE?
SO YOU CAN GO FISHING
WITH THE OLD MAN?
[LAURA LAUGHS]
LAURA: I OFFERED TO TAKE HER,
BUT I GUESS IT JUST WASN'T
THE SAME.
LUKE: WELL, I WILL SEE WHAT
I CAN DO.
A FISHING POLE.
LAURA: YEAH.
LUKE: WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS
QUITE A LIST.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO TRACK
DOWN SANTA.
BUT I LEFT YOU A LITTLE
SOMETHING TO TIDE YOU OVER UNDER
THE TREE, OK?
LAURA: LULU, DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING FOR DADDY?
LUKE: THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
LESLEY LU: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DADDY.
LUKE: THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
SHALL I OPEN IT NOW?
LESLEY LU: PUT IT UNDER
YOUR TREE.
LUKE: OK.
I'LL DO THAT.
I'LL DO THAT.
BUT FIRST, LIKE I SAID, I GOT
TO GO FIND SANTA CLAUS.
YOU KNOW, HE'S A PRETTY SLIPPERY
CHARACTER AND DAD'S GOT TO HAVE
A LONG TALK WITH HIM, OK?
LAURA: THANK YOU
FOR COMING BY.
LUKE: I'M GLAD YOU WERE HERE.
LUKE: I LOVE YOU, SWEET PEA.

ALEXIS: ISN'T THAT TAMMY
FROM KELLY'S?
CHLOE: SHE LOOKS A LITTLE
UPSET.
JAX: I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST
THAT GUY.
NED: NOW YOU TELL US?
MIKE: I'M -- EXCUSE ME.
I -- I THOUGHT I SAW ONE
OF MY OLD POLO BUDDIES OVER
THERE.
GERTRUDE: OH, REALLY?
WHERE?
MIKE: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S AMAZING.
YOU -- YOU HAVE ME SEEING THINGS
ALREADY.
GERTRUDE: OH, MR. COR-- MIKE.
MAITRE D': HERE'S THE GIFT
CERTIFICATE YOU REQUESTED.
TAMMY: THANK YOU.
PROBABLY MORE THAN THAT JERK
DESERVES.
HERE YOU GO.
MAITRE D': THANK YOU.
JAX: TAMMY?
TAMMY: I'M A LITTLE BUSY HERE
RIGHT NOW.
JAX: I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
SEEN YOU OUTSIDE OF KELLY'S
BEFORE.
TAMMY: OH.
WELL, THEN, TONIGHT'S YOUR LUCKY
NIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
JAX: I HATE -- I'D HATE
TO INTERRUPT, BUT MIKE IS
IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY
IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING.
TAMMY: NO KIDDING?
JAX: YEAH.
AND WE'RE WORKING ON A DEAL
TOGETHER, SO NOW IS PROBABLY NOT
THE BEST TIME.
TAMMY: NO, YOU SEE, I LIKE
NOW.
NOW IS A VERY GOOD TIME.
JAX: IT'S SERIOUS MONEY.
TAMMY: THAT'S WHAT MIKE
SAID -- SERIOUS MONEY.
SO LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
IF YOU TWO ARE IN THIS DEAL
TOGETHER, HOW COME HE ISN'T
SITTING WITH YOU?
JAX: TRUST ME.
TAMMY: YEAH.
I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.
EXCUSE ME.
ALEXIS: RED ALERT -- TAG
TEAM.
WHEN JAX GETS BACK, I'M GOING
TO THE LADIES' ROOM, THEN I'LL
LISTEN IN.
I'LL REPORT BACK.
IF HE NEEDS ANYTHING --
CHLOE: I GOT IT.
ALEXIS: GOOD.
MIKE: JAX -- JAX --
EXCUSE ME, GERTRUDE.
JAX, LISTEN.
I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, BUT IS
THERE -- IS THERE ANYTHING THAT
I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT BLOND
WOMAN?
JAX: NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
GERTRUDE?
GERTRUDE: HMM?
OH, NOW DON'T KEEP YOUR WIFE
WAITING.
JAX: OH, I'D NEVER DO THAT.
GERTRUDE: IF YOU WOULD RATHER
SPEND THE EVENING WITH THAT --
MIKE: I'M JUST --
I'M WORRIED ABOUT JAX.
GERTRUDE: WELL, WHY WOULD
YOU SAY THAT?
MIKE: OH, DIDN'T --
YOU PICKED UP ON SOMETHING,
TOO, DIDN'T YOU?
GERTRUDE: ABOUT MR. JACKS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
MIKE: WELL, I REALLY
SHOULDN'T DISCUSS THIS
WITH A LADY.
GERTRUDE: OH, NOW,
MR. CORBIN -- MIKE -- DO GO ON.
MIKE: IT'S JUST THAT JAX HAS
AN EYE FOR --
GERTRUDE: FOR THE LADIES?
MIKE: SO TO SPEAK.
NO DISRESPECT TO THE BLOND.
GERTRUDE: OH, WELL, I KNOW
JUST WHAT YOU MEAN.
MIKE: SEE, I JUST WANTED --
I WANTED JAX TO KNOW THAT
I NOTICED.
YOU SEE, HIS WIFE IS A VERY DEAR
FRIEND OF MINE.
GERTRUDE: HMM.
YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF BLONDS,
I THINK JAX HAS MORE THAN
A FRIENDLY INTEREST IN MY NIECE,
CHLOE, IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.
MIKE: WELL, I WOULD KEEP
A VERY CLOSE EYE ON YOUR NIECE.
GERTRUDE: OH, I'M DOING
MY BEST.
MIKE: JASPER JACKS IS
A WELL-KNOWN LOTHARIO.
AND HE COULD EASILY DESTROY
YOUR NIECE'S MARRIAGE.

ALEXIS: THAT'S IT.
THE DATE IS OVER.
NED: WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
ALEXIS: MIKE IS TELLING
GERTRUDE THAT JAX HAS AN EYE
FOR CHLOE.
CHLOE: OH.
HAVE WE BEEN THAT OBVIOUS?
JAX: WELL, IT'S TIME TO CUT
OUR LOSSES.
NED: RIGHT.
MIKE: I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE
THAT ST. LOUIS NEEDED ANOTHER
APARTMENT COMPLEX, SO I SAID
WHAT THE HECK?
THE DEAL LANDED IN MY LAP.
GERTRUDE: WELL, SOME THINGS
ARE MEANT TO BE.
NED: MIKE?
MIKE --
GERTRUDE: OH, DON'T
YOU PEOPLE EVER SIT DOWN?
NED: I APOLOGIZE.
THAT CRAZY LIMITED PARTNER
IN NASHVILLE JUST PAGED ME.
MIKE: OH.
OH, HE'S ACTING UP AGAIN.
NED: I'M AFRAID SO,
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HE'LL
LISTEN TO.
MIKE: AH.
I TELL YOU, GERTRUDE.
NED: I'M SORRY.
MIKE: I'M SORRY, BUT --
GERTRUDE: OH, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE -- GO, IT'S FINE.
NO -- MONEY -- DUTY CALLS.
MIKE: TILL NEXT TIME.
GERTRUDE: NEXT TIME.
MIKE: IT'S PAY AS YOU GO.
NED: JUST LAY OFF MY WIFE
AND JAX, ALL RIGHT?
MIKE: IT'S CONVERSATION.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME, NED.
ALEXIS: GERTRUDE KNOWS.
SHE'S KNOWN ALL ALONG.
SHE'S TOTALLY ONTO ALL OF US.
JAX: THIS IS CASSADINE
PARANOIA.
IT'LL PASS, DARLING.
HONEY, JUST TAKE A FEW DEEPS
BREATH.
ALEXIS: MARRYING GERTRUDE OFF
WAS THE WORST IDEA THAT I HAVE
EVER COME UP WITH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO THINK
OF SOMETHING ELSE.
WE HAVE TO CUT OUR LOSSES RIGHT
NOW.
CHLOE: NO, NO, NO.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
WE ARE GOING TO STOP GERTRUDE.
JAX: ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

BOBBIE: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
TO BARGE INTO MY RESTAURANT
AND THREATEN ANYONE, SO GET OUT!
ROY: YOU HEARD THE LADY.
LARKIN: WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
BOBBIE: "YOU HEARD THE LADY"?
ROY: IT WAS THE BEST I COULD
COME UP WITH ON A MOMENT'S
NOTICE.
BOBBIE: IT'S LIKE
THE OK CORRAL.
ROY: WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED
TO SAY, "SIT DOWN AND HAVE A CUP
OF COFFEE"?
BOBBIE: WELL, YOU KNOW,
ROY, I WAS DOING JUST FINE UNTIL
YOU CAME IN.
ROY: I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: WELL, I DON'T NEED
ANY HELP FROM YOU.
ROY: HE WAS GOING TO BAIT
YOU INTO SAYING SOMETHING
YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY,
BELIEVE ME.
BOBBIE: WELL, THEN,
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUNCH HIM
OUT?
THAT SHOULD CLEAR THINGS UP!
ROY: WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE, YOU KNOW?
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE
GUYS OPERATE.
BOBBIE: OH, AND YOU'RE
THE EXPERT?
ROY: AS A MATTER OF --
FACT,
I WISH -- I WOULD -- I WOULD
JUST -- I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID
A WORD.
BOBBIE: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN
RID OF HIM.
ROY: I SHOULD HAVE KEPT
MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.
BOBBIE: ROY, HE COULD SEND
YOU BACK TO JAIL!
DON'T YOU GET THAT?
AND FOR WHAT?
FOR DEFENDING ME.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
ROY: DON'T -- YEAH,
I -- DON'T YOU -- YOU KNOW,
WHATEVER.
I DON'T APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE FACT
THAT I KNOW HOW TO DEAL
WITH GUYS LIKE THIS!
YOU NEVER HAVE!
YOU NEVER GAVE ME CREDIT FOR IT
20 YEARS AGO AND YOU STILL
DON'T.
YOU'RE EXTREMELY CONSISTENT.
BOBBIE: GOOD.
GOOD!
ROY: BYE.

JASON: DID YOU FIND WHAT
I WANTED FOR MICHAEL?
ELIZABETH: ACTUALLY, I FOUND
SOMETHING BETTER.
I FIGURED WHO WANTS A GLOBE WHEN
YOU CAN HAVE A BEACH BALL?
THERE'S A PLACE IN WYNDHAM'S
FOR PEOPLE WHO GO ON CRUISES
A LOT -- HMM.
IT'S REALLY COOL.
YOU SHOULD SEE IT.
JASON, DON'T YOU GET IT?
IT'S A GLOBE AND A BEACH BALL.
JASON: IS THE STORE STILL
OPEN?
ELIZABETH: OH, YOU DON'T
THINK HE'LL LIKE IT?
JASON: NO, NO, NO.
HE'LL PROBABLY LIKE IT A LOT,
BUT HE'LL PROBABLY POP IT
IN 15 MINUTES.
I MEAN, THIS KID PLAYS REALLY
HARD WITH HIS TOYS, AND I MUST
HAVE BOUGHT HIM THREE OF THOSE
LAST SUMMER, YOU KNOW,
THE REGULAR ONES.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A GLOBE BEACH
BALL BEFORE.
ANYWAY, LOOK, I THOUGHT --
I THOUGHT I'D GET HIM A REAL
ONE, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT MIGHT
LAST AND HE CAN LOOK AT IT
AND SPIN IT AND MAYBE SOMEDAY
RECOGNIZE THE PLACES I USED
TO READ TO HIM ABOUT.
AH.
MAYBE I'LL TY THE MAP STORE.
ELIZABETH: WAIT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I DID FIND ONE MORE THING.
ELIZABETH: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
GOOD ONE, RIGHT?
JASON: YEAH.
YEAH, A GOOD ONE.
THANK YOU.

JAX: I MEAN THAT NEW BELLHOP,
NOT THAT GUY.
CHLOE: ARE YOU SURE?
JAX: YEAH, HE'S WORKED HERE
SINCE BEFORE I MOVED IN.
CHLOE: OH.
IT IS CHRISTMASTIME.
HE MAY NEED SOME EXTRA MONEY.
I WOULD IMAGINE GERTRUDE PAYS
HER SPIES VERY WELL.
JAX: YEAH.
MAYBE THEY'RE ALL SPIES.
CHLOE: WELL, MAYBE THEY ARE.
SO LET THEM SPY.
I'M ONLY HERE TO GIVE ALEXIS
HER CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
JAX: HMM.
WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS MAY BE
THE LAST TIME THE JACKSES
AND THE ASHTONS GET TOGETHER
BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SO --
CHLOE: WELL, SO, I HAVE EVERY
RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO BE HERE.
JAX: MM-HMM.
CHLOE: HMM.
JAX: AND FROM MR. JACKS
TO MRS. ASHTON --
CHLOE: OH.
[GURGLING SOUND]
CHLOE: IT PLUGS IN?
JAX: WELL, YEAH.
JUST GO AHEAD AND LIFT UP
THE BOX.
CHLOE: OH, JAX!
IT'S OUR OWN LITTLE FOUNTAIN.
JAX: YEAH.
I PUT IN SOME STARTER COINS.
CHLOE: OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
JAX: SEE?
AND NOW YOU CAN MAKE A WISH
WHENEVER YOU WANT.
CHLOE: JAX.
THIS IS PERFECT.
JAX: HERE.
LET ME PUT IT ON YOU.
JAX: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
CHLOE: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
OH, WAIT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. JACKS.
JAX: OH, GOODIE.
CHLOE: HMM.
CHLOE: IT'S THE ONE SAILBOAT
YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY TIP OVER.
JAX?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

JAX: THIS IS --
THIS IS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
CHLOE: JAX, PLEASE TELL ME.
WHAT'S WRONG?
JAX: OH --
THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE
KNOWN.
CHLOE: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO HURT MY FEELINGS.
JUST TELL ME.
JAX: BRENDA AND I WERE
MARRIED ON A YACHT.
AND ON OUR WAY HOME,
WE VISITED MY PARENTS.
AND WE HAVE THIS JACKS' FAMILY
BOARD GAME.
IT'S VERY COMPLICATED,
BUT EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN
GAME PIECES AND BRENDA CHOSE
THE YACHT.
AND AFTERWARDS, MY PARENTS GAVE
IT TO HER TO WELCOME
HER INTO THE FAMILY.
SO WE TOOK IT HOME WITH US
AS A SYMBOL OF OUR MARRIAGE,
I GUESS.
CHLOE: AND IT LOOKED LIKE
THAT?
JAX: YEAH.
YEAH, IT USED TO SIT
RIGHT THERE ON THE MANTELPIECE.
CHLOE: I'M SORRY.
JAX: NO, IT'S -- IT'S FINE.
CHLOE: NO.
NO, I SHOULD HAVE ASKED NED
OR ALEXIS OR SOMETHING.
UM -- I'LL TAKE IT BACK.
JAX: IT'S OK, CHLOE.
REALLY.
CHLOE: NO, JAX.
LET ME HAVE IT, PLEASE?
JAX: I'M SORRY.
CHLOE: IT'S OK.
CHLOE: YOU HAVE A GOOD
CHRISTMAS, OK?

LUKE: AND FELICIA JUST THREW
HERSELF RIGHT INTO MY ARMS,
RIGHT INTO THE LINE OF FIRE.
ROY: THEN MAC SHOWED UP?
LUKE: YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
SO, DID I MISS ANYTHING AROUND
HERE?
ROY: I CHANGED THE GREASE
ON THE CHEESE FRIES.
LUKE: YOU TRAITOR.
ROY: YEAH.
FOUND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
LUKE: GREAT.
GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
OH, MAN.
FELICIA AND ME --
WE ALMOST --
ROY: IT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH?
LUKE: YEAH, IT WAS REAL
CLOSE.
TURNS OUT SHE LOVES HER HUSBAND.
ROY: HEY.
IT HAPPENS.
LUKE: THAT'S WHAT I HEAR.
ROY: I'M SORRY, MAN.
LUKE: YEAH, ME, TOO, MAN.
I'M SORRY ENOUGH FOR THIS
MILLENNIUM.
WELL, WHAT THE HELL.
NEXT WEEK, THE WHOLE DAMN THING
WILL BLOW UP OR WE'LL FACE
ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS OF GRIEF
AND REGRET.

[DOORBELL RINGS]
LAURA: YOU CAME BACK.
STEFAN: I HOPE IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
LAURA: YEAH. COME ON IN.
IT'S FREEZING.
LAURA: I JUST CAN'T STOP
LOOKING AT ALL THE PICTURES.
STEFAN: DOES IT HELP?
LAURA: OH.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE A LITTLE.
I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE CHRISTMAS
WITHOUT LUCKY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I GUESS IT IS
CHRISTMAS.
STEFAN: WOULD YOU --
WOULD YOU CONSIDER
BRINGING LESLEY LU TO WYNDEMERE
FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?
NIKOLAS WILL BE THERE.
LAURA: ALMOST LIKE LAST YEAR?
STEFAN: ALMOST.
LAURA: YOU KNOW,
YOU REALLY GOT ME THROUGH THIS
PAST YEAR.
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?
STEFAN: YOU UNDERESTIMATE
YOURSELF.
LAURA: NO, NO, NO.
THERE WAS THE TRAIN AND,
OH, ALL THOSE DARK NIGHTS HERE,
AND WHEN I LANDED IN
THE HOSPITAL, YOU WERE ALWAYS
THERE FOR ME, ALWAYS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE
DONE WITHOUT YOU.
STEFAN: WILL YOU JOIN US?
LAURA: YES.
I LOVE YOU, STEFAN.
I DO LOVE YOU.
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT, NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS.
STEFAN: YES.

MIKE: SO, UH,
WHAT'S THE DAMAGE?
TAMMY: MEANING WHAT?
MIKE: TONIGHT, AT THE GRILL
MIKE: SO, UH,
WHAT'S THE DAMAGE?
TAMMY: MEANING WHAT?
MIKE: TONIGHT, AT THE GRILL.
I MEAN, IT LOOKED PRETTY BAD.
TAMMY: OH.
I -- I UNDERSTAND THAT REALLY
SERIOUS MONEY'S INVOLVED.
MIKE: THAT'S RIGHT.
TAMMY: YEAH.
IT LOOKED PRETTY SERIOUS TO ME.
MIKE: SO, ARE WE STILL
ON FOR NEW YEAR'S?
TAMMY: SURE.
BUT, MIKE, A WORD TO THE WISE --
THIS WOULD NOT BE THE MILLENNIUM
TO STAND ME UP.
OK?
MIKE: OK.
TAMMY: OK.
MIKE: OK.

HANNAH: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
SONNY: NOT THIS YEAR.
[HANNAH SIGHS]

ELIZABETH: TA-DA.
OH.
NOW, WHERE IS MICHAEL'S FAVORITE
PLACE?
JASON: AFRICA.
HE LOVES GIRAFFES.
ELIZABETH: AFRICA?
JASON: MM-HMM.
ELIZABETH: OK.
UH -- OH.
ETHIOPIA.
OK?
JUST NAME ONE FACT ABOUT
ETHIOPIA, JUST ONE LITTLE FACT.
TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK
TICK, TICK, TICK
THAT'S THE CLOCK.
COME ON, ETHIOPIA.
JASON: OH, OK.
ETHIOPIA.
ELIZABETH: TICK, TICK,
TICK, TICK --
JASON: I DON'T KNOW --
THE CLIMATE VARIES ACCORDING
TO ELEVATION.
THE TROPICAL ZONE, WHICH IS
AT 6,000 FEET, RECEIVES LESS
THAN 20 INCHES OF RAINFALL
ANNUALLY.
THEN THE SUBTROPICAL ZONE
RECEIVES 20 INCHES TO 60 INCHES
AND ABOVE 8,000 FEET --
ELIZABETH: WAIT, WAIT.
YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP.
JASON: I TOLD YOU, I DON'T
MAKE THINGS UP.
YOUR TURN.
COME ON.
ELIZABETH: NO, NO, WAIT.
JASON: YES.
ELIZABETH: WHO SAYS I WANT
A TURN?
I DON'T WANT A TURN.
JASON: JUST GO.
ELIZABETH: I DON'T WANT
A TURN.
JASON: JUST -- JUST ONE
LITTLE FACT.
UZBEKISTAN.
ELIZABETH: UZBEKISTAN?
JASON: YES, ONE LITTLE FACT.
ELIZABETH: UZBEK--
JASON: RIGHT THERE.
ELIZABETH: OH.
UZBEKISTAN, OK.
AHEM -- UZBEKISTAN.
WELL, IT RAINS THERE WHEN
YOU FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA,
AND, UM -- OK, NOW IT'S
YOUR TURN.
JASON: NO, THAT'S NOT A FACT.
ELIZABETH: YES, IT IS.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
JASON: NO, YOU HAVE --
ELIZABETH: I GOT TO FIND THE
SMALLEST LITTLE COUNTRY HERE.
JASON: YOU HAVE ONE MORE
TURN.
ELIZABETH: NO, NO --
I'M NOT PLAYING.

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ALEXIS: WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOUR GIFT FROM CHLOE?

CHLOE: I MANAGED TO GIVE HIM
THE PERFECT GIFT TO REMIND HIM
OF BRENDA.

FAISON: I HAVE A PRESENT
FOR MRS. SCORPIO.

LUKE: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
COWBOY.

JASON: YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
I SAID LEAVE HER ALONE.
ELIZABETH: NIKOLAS, STOP!

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