GH Transcript Friday 12/17/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Friday 12/17/99

Provided by Laura

CHLOE: THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
I NEARLY TRIPPED OVER ONE
OF GERTRUDE'S SPIES IN THE HALL.
I SWEAR, WE EITHER HAVE TO GET
HER OFF OUR BACKS, OR I'M
KILLING HER.
NED: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
THAT VERY THING.
IF ALEXIS IS RIGHT, AND FINDING
SOMEBODY TO MARRY GERTRUDE WILL
NULLIFY HER CLAIM ON
YOUR COMPANY, WELL,
THEN, THE END MAY BE IN SIGHT.
ALEXIS: WE HAVE TO BE SUBTLE,
THOUGH, BECAUSE SHE'LL BE ABLE
TO SMELL A SETUP.
CHLOE: SUBTLE?
I SWEAR, THE GUY'S GOING TO HAVE
HAD TO HAVE HAD A LOBOTOMY.
THAT TENDS TO BE NOTICEABLE.
NED: THE GUY DOESN'T HAVE
TO ACTUALLY FALL IN LOVE
WITH HER, OK?
HE JUST HAS TO GO THROUGH
A WEDDING CEREMONY WITH HER.
ALEXIS: AND GET HER TO SIGN
THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
NED: BUT ALEXIS IS RIGHT.
SHE WILL SMELL A SETUP
FROM A MILE AWAY IF IT COMES OFF
AS FORCED.
ALEXIS: SEE, THIS ALL HINGES
ON THE CANDIDATE.
CHLOE: ARE WE ALL STILL
SETTLED ON THE SAME ONE?
ALEXIS: UH-HUH.
NED: UNLESS YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH HIM.
CHLOE: WE JUST HAVE TO GET
HIM PAST JAX.
NED: HAS JAX EVEN HEARD ABOUT
THIS?
ALEXIS: I HAVEN'T TOLD
HIM YET.
CHLOE: NO.
I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT.
HE'S STILL DEALING WITH THE FACT
THAT JERRY'S GONE.
HE NEEDS A LITTLE TIME TO GET UP
TO SPEED, I THINK.
JAX: LOOK, ALL I NEED IS
ANOTHER 8%, JUST ENOUGH TO BLOCK
ANYONE ELSE'S MERGER PLANS.
AND FIND OUT FROM THE INSIDE
WHAT IS SO DAMN IMPORTANT THAT
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
ABOUT.
IF THEY'RE AS GOOD ON PAPER
AS THEY LOOK, THEN WE'RE
IN THE KILL ZONE.
YEAH, BY THE END OF THE DAY.
WHAT'S UP?
CHLOE: NOTHING FOR
YOU TO WORRY ABOUT.
NED: WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING
L&B AND CHLOE MORGAN DESIGNS'
MERGER.
JAX: LOOK, I APPRECIATE WHAT
YOU'RE DOING, BUT NO ONE
DIED, OK?
JERRY JUST WENT ON A VERY LONG
SABBATICAL.
TRUTH IS, A LITTLE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT IS EXACTLY WHAT
I NEED.
CHLOE: OK.
WE THINK WE HAVE A WAY TO GET
RID OF GERTRUDE.
SET HER UP WITH A PHONY MARRIAGE
OF H OWN.
JAX: HMM.

MIKE: HEY, TAMMY.
TAMMY: HEY, MIKE.
MIKE: LISTEN,
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
A LEAD ON JASON, WOULD YOU?
TAMMY: NO.
ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN A FEW DAYS.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
MIKE: WELL, I JUST CAME
FROM THE TRACK, AND I HAD
A FILLY KICK ME WHEN I WAS DOWN,
SO I NEED TO SEE IF JASON CAN
SPOT ME A LITTLE CASH.
TAMMY: REALLY?
WELL, I GUESS THIS MEANS THAT
WE'LL STILL BE PUTTING OFF THAT
DINNER DATE FOR A WHILE, HUH?
MIKE: YOU ARE A CLASSY LADY.
I WANT TO TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE
NICE OR NO PLACE AT ALL.
TAMMY: WELL, YOU KNOW,
BY THE TIME YOU DO GET THE CASH,
I'M GOING TO BE A VERY OLD
CLASSY LADY.
MIKE: OUCH.

HANNAH: I LOVE YOU, SONNY.
SONNY: I'M HONORED
AND PROUD TO SAY
I LOVE YOU.
I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.
HANNAH: BUT I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
SONNY: LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME!
YOU'RE NOTHING.
NOT TO ME, NOT TO ANYONE.
TAGGERT: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE STANDING OUT HERE
IN THE COLD THINKING ABOUT
SONNY.
HANNAH: I REALLY LIKED LIVING
HERE, TAGGERT.
I LIKE THOSE PEOPLE --
MIKE, TAMMY, JUAN.
I REALLY MISS THEM.
TAGGERT: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU TALK TO TAMMY ABOUT MOVING
BACK IN?
HANNAH: EVER SINCE SHE FOUND
OUT I WAS A FED, SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH ME.
SHE CONSIDERS SONNY A REALLY
GOOD FRIEND.
TAGGERT: WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
TAKE A CRACK AT IT.
CAN YOU BE BACK HERE IN AN HOUR?
HANNAH: YOU WON'T GET
ANYWHERE.
TAGGERT: WELL, YOU HAVEN'T
HEARD MY RAP.

SONNY: ALL RIGHT,
IT'S A DOUBLE SHIPMENT, SO WE'RE
GOING TO NEED EXTRA ROOM
ON AISLE EIGHT.
TELL THE MEN THAT WHATEVER'S
STORED THERE --
ROY: SONNY, LOOK OUT!
ROY: YOU OK?
SONNY: YEAH, YEAH.
ROY: VITO?
VITO: I'M ALL RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT YOU, BOSS?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
SONNY: I'M FINE.
VITO: HEY!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
ROY: YOU KNOW, THAT WAS
NO ACCIDENT.

ELIZABETH: WHAT IS IT GOING
TO TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO YOU?
THIS IS MY STUDIO.
JASON'S MY GUEST.
AND YOU'RE NOT WELCOME.
CARLY: AND YOU'RE IN WAY OVER
YOUR HEAD.
ELIZABETH: TELL THAT
TO YOUR HUSBAND.
CARLY: JASON NEEDS MY HELP.
ELIZABETH: JASON NEEDS REST
AND QUIET.
AND THAT MEANS YOU GO. NOW.
CARLY: YOU MAY WANT ME TO GO,
BUT JASON DOESN'T.
DO YOU?

FAISON: YEAH, WELL, I MAY
HAVE BEEN WRONG ABOUT THE BUM,
BUT I'M RIGHT ABOUT SCORPIO.
GET RID OF HIM OR FELICIA
WILL DIE.
LUKE: THIS IS NO TIME TO MAKE
THREATS.
FAISON: CAN'T YOU HEAR WHAT
I'M SAYING?
GET RID OF SCORPIO, OR THE GAME
ENDS RIGHT HERE!
LUKE: HANG ON.
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
MAC: WHAT DOES HE WANT?
LUKE: HE WANTS ME,
AND HE WANTS ME UNARMED.
MAC: FINE.
WE'LL LEAVE YOUR GUN IN THE CAR.
LUKE: SORRY, MAC.

LUKE: ALL RIGHT, IT'S DONE.
I'M ALONE.
FAISON: UH-HUH.
AND WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?
LUKE: LOOK, JUST GIVE ME
THE NEXT CONTACT POINT.
YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF.
FAISON: OH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
DO I DETECT A LITTLE DESPERATION
IN YOUR VOICE?
ALMOST ENOUGH TO BE CONVINCING.
DO I?
NICE. VERY NICE.
NOW, YOU BETTER LISTEN HERE.
AT THE CORNER OF SECOND
AND COLTON.
AND YOU BETTER HURRY.
LUKE: OH, HELL.
WE'LL HAVE TO SETTLE THIS LATER,
BUBBA.
FAISON: IT APPEARS YOUR
PARTNER IS COMING AFTER ALL.
I HOPE HE WILL MAKE IT IN TIME,
FOR YOUR SAKE.

JASON: I ASKED YOU TO GO,
AND I MEANT IT.
ELIZABETH: WELL, THAT'S GOOD
ENOUGH FOR ME.
I WANT YOU GONE BECAUSE JASON
NEEDS TO BE OFF HIS FEET.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
STOP.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT JASON NEEDS.
YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT ABOUT
IT, OK?
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL SCOUT.
YOU WANT TO PUT HIM UP
ON A PEDESTAL, WORSHIP HIM
FOR A WHILE --
SON: CARLY, GO.
ELIZABETH: AND ALL YOU ARE IS
SOMEBODY ELSE'S WIFE.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DIDN'T LOVE YOUR LITTLE
BOYFRIEND TOO MUCH, DID YOU?
IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T
DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU KNOW LUCKY WAS MY COUSIN.
YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT
YOUR BOYFRIEND, AND THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MINE.
ELIZABETH: YOU REALLY DO LIVE
UP TO YOUR REPUTATION, CARLY.
GOD HELP YOUR LITTLE BOY.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO --
JASON: OH -- AH.
CARLY, STOP IT.
CARLY: WHAT ABOUT HER?
JASON: YOU'RE LEAVING.
NOW.
GET OUT.
GET OUT OF HERE.
JASON: ELIZABETH, I'M SORRY.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW, YOU NEED
TO LIE DOWN.
JASON: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS.
I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO LEAVES.

ALEXIS: IF OUR SUITOR MANAGES
TO GET GERTRUDE TO THE ALTAR,
THE MARRIAGE RIDER IN UNCLE
HERBERT'S WILL -- ACTIVE RIGHT
AWAY.
NED: THE BLUSHING BRIDE
FORFEITS ALL CLAIM TO CHLOE
MORGAN DESIGNS.
CHLOE: AND WE ARE INSTANTLY
LEGALLY FREE TO BE WITH WHOMEVER
WE CHOOSE.
JAX: HMM.
WELL, THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.
BUT WHO'S THE GROOM?
NED: MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT
AND SEE IF IT WORKS, AND THEN
WE'LL FILL YOU IN LATER.
JAX: OH, NO, NO, NO.
NO.
NOW, WHO DO YOU PLAN TO SET
GERTRUDE UP WITH?
BECAUSE WHOEVER IT IS IS GOING
TO HAVE TO BE FAIRLY WEALTHY
TO CATCH HER EYE.
ALEXIS: OR APPEAR TO BE
WEALTHY.
JAX: HMM.
MAKE HIM MORCONTROLLABLE.
NED: WE'RE GOING TO APPROACH
SONNY'S FATHER, MIKE CORBIN.
ALEXIS: IT'S AN EXCELLENT
IDEA.
IT IS, REALLY.
WE ALL KNOW HIM.
HE'S ATTRACTIVE --
CHLOE: HE'S SINGLE --
NED: AND HE CAN BE BOUGHT.
HE'S GOT CON MAN WRITTEN ALL
OVER HIM.
ALEXIS: AND WE ADMIT
THE PROBLEM THAT EDWARD
KNOWS HIM.
NED: OR THINKS HE KNOWS HIM.
OK, WE'RE GOING TO SET MIKE UP
TO LOOK LIKE HE'S LOADED.
HE JUST NEVER SPENDS IT.
CHLOE: YEAH, AND WHATEVER
HE NEEDS TO FLASH IN ORDER
TO CONVINCE EVERYONE,
INCLUDING GERTRUDE,
WE'LL SUPPLY.
ALEXIS: IT'S WORTH IT
NO MATTER WHAT IT COSTS.
NED: SO, DO YOU WANT
TO EXPLODE NOW OR THINK ABOUT IT
AND EXPLODE LATER?
JAX: ACTUALLY, I LOVE
THE IDEA OF SONNY'S FATHER
WORKING FOR US.
SO WHAT'S THE NEXT MOVE?

MAN: THE WINCH FROZE,
AND THEN THE WHOLE THING JUST
STRIPPED CLEAN.
I COULDN'T STOP IT.
I AM SO SORRY.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
SONNY: I'M COOL.
GO AHEAD, TAKE OFF.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
MAN: MR. CORINTHOS, I FEEL --
SONNY: I'M FINE.
GO, GO. GO.
THANKS FOR THE PUSH.
ROY: DON'T MENTION IT.
SONNY: VITO, GET THIS ALL
CLEANED UP, WILL YOU?
I'M GOING TO TAKE MR. DiLUCCA
FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.
VITO: ALL RIGHT.
SONNY: YOU GOT SOME
EXPLAINING TO DO.

JAX: THANKS FOR COMING, MIKE.
ALEXIS: HI.
CHLOE: HEY.
NED: MIKE.
JAX: I BELIEVE YOU KNOW
MY WIFE, ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
JAX: AND NED AND HIS WIFE,
CHLOE.
CHLOE: HI. NICE TO SEE YOU.
MIKE: HI. NICE TO SEE YOU.
LISTEN, IF THIS IS ABOUT
MY SON --
ALEXIS: IT ISN'T.
IT ISN'T. IT ISN'T.
NED: MIKE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
A SEAT.
ALEXIS: YEAH.
CHLOE: YEAH, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME COFFEE?
WE HAVE LEADED AND UNLEADED.
WE ALSO HAVE JUICE, TEA --
MIKE: NO, NO.
ALEXIS: CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT?
MIKE: NO, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
LISTEN, I -- I THINK I'D JUST
LIKE TO GET TO THE POINT,
WHATEVER THAT IS.
JAX: WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.
MIKE: WHAT KIND OF JOB?
NED: THE KIND THAT OFFERS
A VERY HANDSOME FEE -- $100,000.
MIKE: WELL, THAT'S VERY
HANDSOME.
AND IT PROBABLY INVOLVES
SOMETHING THAT I GET SENT UP
THE RIVER FOR, SO, LOOK,
WHATEVER KIND OF SETUP THIS
IS -- THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
CHLOE: NO, WAIT.
MIKE, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
PLEASE, JUST HEAR US OUT.
MIKE: SO THIS IS LEGAL?
ALEXIS: ABSOLUTELY.
DEPENDING ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.
MIKE: I THOUGHT SO.
JAX: SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY?
NED: THE TRUTH IS,
MIKE, WE'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS,
AND WE ALL FEEL THAT THIS IS
A JOB THAT IS PERFECTLY SUITED
TO YOUR CAPABILITIES.
ALEXIS: YES.
CHLOE: YEAH.
MIKE: WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU THINK THAT I'M CAPABLE OF,
BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT
THERE'S NOTHING THAT I CAN DO
FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT IS
WORTH $100,000.
JAX: SURE THERE IS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET
MARRIED.

TAMMY: HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
ON THE HOUSE.
SONNY: I KNOW IT WASN'T
AN ACCIDENT.
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW?
AND WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME
BEFOREHAND?
ROY: BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
TILL THE SPLIT SECOND BEFORE IT
HAPPENED.
YOU KNOW, YOU SPEND 20 YEARS
IN PRISON, YOU LEARN TO KEEP
YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN.
AND I KNOW HOW THE WAREHOUSE
RUNS, WHAT EVERYBODY'S SUPPOSED
TO BE DOING.
THE NEW SHIPMENT ISN'T DUE UNTIL
LATE TOMORROW, SO THERE WAS
NO NEED TO MOVE ALL THAT STUFF
TO MAKE ROOM FOR IT
ON A CUT SHIFT WITH THE CREW
AT HALF.
AND THAT GUY -- HE'D BEEN
HANGING AROUND THAT AREA ALL
MORNING AS IF HE WERE WAITING.
SONNY: AND?
ROY: AND THE CRANE WAS
OVERLOADED.
ALL THAT WEIGHT WAS MEANT
TO COME DOWN HARD.
AND IT DIDN'T COME DOWN CLOSE
TO WHERE YOU WERE STANDING.
IT WAS POSITIONED DIRECTLY OVER
YOUR HEAD.
HE HAD THE EXCUSE ABOUT
THE BUSTED WINCH, WHICH WAS
WORKING FINE YESTERDAY.
I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT IT DOESN'T
SMELL LIKE A SETUP?
SONNY: OK, SMART GUY.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUSH ME OUT
OF THE WAY AND GET YOUR BROWNIE
POINTS AND MOVE ON?
WHY ARE YOU WORKING ME FOR MORE?
ROY: BECAUSE I'M THINKING
I MAY BE WORKING IN THE WRONG
END OF YOUR BUSINESS.

ELIZABETH: NO. FORGET IT.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.
JASON: HOLD ON, ELIZABETH.
CARLY'S NOT GOING TO LET UP, OK?
AND YOU'VE ALREADY HAD TO LIE
TO YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE OF ME.
THIS ISN'T FAIR TO YOU.
ELIZABETH: JASON, WHY WON'T
YOU JUST LET ME TAKE CARE
OF YOU?
JASON: THE FIRST TIME,
YOU HAD TO LIE TO NIKOLAS
AND TELL HIM THAT WE'RE SLEEPING
TOGETHER TO EXPLAIN WHY I'M
HERE, AND NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO TAKE ON CARLY.
FORGET IT.
ELIZABETH: SHE DOESN'T
SCARE ME.
YOU NEED TO LIE DOWN.
JASON: NO, NO, LISTEN --
BOBBIE WAS HERE, AND SHE TOOK
A LOOK.
SHE SAYS I'M HEALING OK.
YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR,
ELIZABETH, BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE.
ELIZABETH: AND WHERE ARE
YOU GOING TO GO?
SEE?
THAT SETTLES IT.
YOU'RE STAYING.
LISTEN, MY GRANDFATHER WAS
A DOCTOR, MY FATHER'S A DOCTOR,
MY GRANDMOTHER'S A NURSE.
I KNOW THE RULES.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL
I DISCHARGE YOU.
I ALREADY LIED TO NIKOLAS.
WHY LET IT BE FOR NOTHING?
AND AS FAR AS CARLY'S CONCERNED,
I CAN HANDLE HER IF I HAVE TO.
JASON, I CAN'T MAKE YOU STAY,
BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
AND TRUST ME --
IF YOU WALK OUT INTO THE SNOW
AND DISAPPEAR AND I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE,
ALL I'M GOING TO DO IS WORRY
ABOUT YOU, OK?
BESIDES, I KIND OF LIKE HAVING
YOU AROUND.
JASON: MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
A PADLOCK FOR THAT DOOR.
ELIZABETH: GOOD IDEA.
AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD YOUR ANTIBIOTIC?
JASON: COUPLE HOURS AGO.
ELIZABETH: OK.
DID BOBBIE SAY I DID OK
WITH THE DRESSING?
JASON: YEAH.
YEAH, SHE SAID IT WAS HEALING,
SO YOU MUST'VE DONE FINE.
ELIZABETH: GREAT.
WELL, I WAS ON MY WAY TO GET
SOME FOOD, AND THAT'S WHY
I STOPPED BY.
ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR ANYTHING?
JASON: PIZZA.
ELIZABETH: TOUGH.
YOU'RE GETTING SOUP.
JASON: SOUP.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, JUST GET MONEY OUT
OF MY JACKET.
ELIZABETH: I DON'T NEED
YOUR MONEY.
I'LL BE BACK, OK?
PROMISE ME YOU'LL BE HERE.
JASON: I PROMISE.
ELIZABETH: YOU NEED ANYTHING
ELSE?
JASON: NO, THANKS.
ELIZABETH: JUST REST, OK?

FAISON: OH, YOU'RE DOING JUST
FINE ON YOUR OWN, SPENCER.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
YEAH, YOU MADE IT TO
THE CHECKPOINT WITH THREE
SECONDS TO SPARE.
YEAH, THAT MEANS THAT
YOUR BEAUTIFUL PARTNER WILL BE
SPARED AS WELL, AT LEAST
FOR THE MOMENT.
NOW, LISTEN --
YOUR NEXT STOP WILL BE
11th AND CANTOR.
YOU FOLLOW THE OLD TROLLEY CAR
TRACK TO THE END OF THE STREET.
THERE WILL BE AN ALLEY.
TAKE IT.
THERE WILL BE ONE DOOR.
THERE'S ONLY ONE DOOR.
YOU CAN'T FAIL.
ENTER THE DOOR, GO DOWNSTAIRS,
AND USE WHAT'S EVER LEFT
OF YOUR IMAGINATION.
THE BEAUTIFUL FELICIA WILL BE
WAITING FOR YOU.
AND SO WILL I.
FAISON: I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE
TO BE HERE,
BUT IT'S SOON OVER.
IT'S SOON OVER --
AT LEAST FOR ONE OF US.
FELICIA: STOP THIS.
YOU WIN.
FAISON: WIN WHAT?
FELICIA: ME.
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
I'LL GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO.
WE CAN LEAVE HERE NOW,
AND NOBODY WILL KNOW WHERE WE'VE
GONE.
JUST DON'T HURT LUKE, PLEASE.
PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM.
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
PLEASE?

FELICIA: DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
FAISON: ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE UP
YOUR KIDS?
HMM?
YOUR HUSBAND?
AND LUKE?
ARE YOU?
FELICIA: I SAID I'D GO
WITH YOU.
NOW, LET'S JUST DO IT.
FAISON: IT'S TOO LATE.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
YOU HAD MORE THAN ONE,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
AND WHAT DID I GET FOR ALL
MY HEARTFELT ATTEMPTS TO SHOW
YOU THAT I LOVE YOU,
THAT I WOULD TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOU?
WHAT DID I GET, HUH?
FALSE EMOTIONS,
ATTEMPTS TO KILL ME.
THIS SUDDEN URGE TO CHANGE
YOUR MIND DOESN'T REALLY HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME, DOES IT?
YOU THINK IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO
WITH ME?
I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S LUKE, ISN'T IT?
IT'S LUKE.
ADMIT IT!
IT'S -- IT'S LUKE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THAT'S INFIDELITY, HMM?
THERE ARE STILL PLACES IN THIS
WORLD WHERE INFIDELITY --
LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU.
THERE ARE STILL PLACES IN THIS
WORLD WHERE INFIDELITY'S
PUNISHED BY DEATH.
FELICIA: WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
FAISON: THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING I WANT FROM YOU,
AND HE'S ARRIVING ANY
MINUTE NOW.

SONNY: I WOULD THINK 20 YEARS
IN PRISON WOULD BE ENOUGH.
WHY MESS IN THE SHADOWS AGAIN?
ROY: BECAUSE I'M NOT
THE SAME GUY.
I SEE NOW THAT THERE ARE BETTER
WAYS OF GETTING THINGS DONE.
AND YOU SEEM LIKE SOMEBODY WHO
KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT.
SONNY: AND WHO ARE YOU?
ROY: I'M JUST A GUY WHO
DOESN'T WANT TO BE MOVING COFFEE
BAGS AROUND FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE.
SONNY: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
IN THE MEANTIME,
CONSIDER THIS A BONUS
FOR YOUR WORK TODAY.
ROY: THANKS.
BUT I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.

MIKE: HER NAME IS GERTRUDE?
MIKE: HER NAME IS GERTRUDE?
NED: YES, AND SHE IS SHARP.
SO, YOUR FIRST MEETING HAS TO BE
CAREFULLY ORCHESTRATED TO LOOK
LIKE FATE.
BE YOURSELF.
BUT THEN SMOOTHLY CLUE GERTRUDE
IN TO THE LONELY, ROMANTIC,
WEALTHY BACHELOR THAT YOU HIDE
FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD,
WHO'S NEVER FOUND THE RIGHT
WOMAN.
JAX: YEAH, SOMEONE WHO WORKS
WHEN HE WANTS TO, NOT
BECAUSE HE HAS TO.
MIKE: WORKS -- AT WHAT?
NED: STOCKS.
CHLOE: NO, NO, SOMETHING
SEXIER.
ALEXIS: INDEPENDENT REAL
ESTATE.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS SEXY.
YOU COULD SHOW HER YOUR ESTATE
IN NEWPORT.
MIKE: RHODE ISLAND?
JAX: NO, CALIFORNIA.
I HAVE CONNECTIONS THERE IN CASE
WE NEED THEM.
ALEXIS: AND YOU NEED TO HAVE
A PENTHOUSE IN MANHATTAN.
CHLOE: OH, YES, OVERLOOKING
THE PARK.
JAX: YEAH, WE CAN ARRANGE
FOR YOU TO TAKE HER THERE
FOR THE WEEKEND.
NED: WE'LL GIVE YOU A LIST
OF ALL THE BEST RESTAURANTS --
MIKE: HEY.
LISTEN, I'M NOT A HERMIT.
I KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY
TO A GOOD TIME.
JAX: I THINK WHAT NED WAS
TRYING TO SAY IS THAT CHLOE CAN
GIVE YOU INSIDE INFORMATION
ON WHAT GERTRUDE LIKES.
CHLOE: EXACTLY.
LIKE HER FAVORITE FOODS,
HER FAVORITE GIFTS.
FOR INSTANCE, SHE LOVES
EMERALDS.
GERTRUDE LOVES ANYTHING GREEN.
ALEXIS: AS IN MONEY.
SHE LIKES MONEY.
NED: NO OFFENSE,
MIKE, BUT YOU'LL NEED A NEW
WARDROBE, TOO.
CHLOE: WHICH WE WILL BE HAPPY
TO SUPPLY.
ALEXIS: AND MAYBE A DIFFERENT
COLOGNE.
MIKE: HEY, LOOK -- LOOK,
FOLKS, IF I NEED THAT MUCH WORK,
THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS
GOING --
CHLOE: NO, NO, MIKE,
IT'S -- IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
IT'S SIMPLY ABOUT TAILORING
YOU TO GERTRUDE.
NED: THAT'S NOT A LOT TO ASK
FOR $100,000, IS IT, MIKE?
MIKE: AND THAT'S TAKE-HOME?
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
MIKE: YOU GUYS WILL PROVIDE
ME WITH AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT
THAT'S GOING TO PAY FOR CLOTHES,
MEALS, EVERYTHING?
JAX: ABSOLUTELY.
THE $100,000 IS YOURS TO SPEND
AS YOU WANT.
MIKE: AND TO GET THAT,
I HAVE TO --
NED: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
GET GERTRUDE CAUGHT UP
IN A WHIRLWIND ROMANCE,
GET HER TO ACCEPT A MARRIAGE
PROPOSAL, AND THEN GET HER NAME
ON A MARRIAGE LICENSE.
ALEXIS: RIGHT.
MIKE: THAT'S ALL?
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
JAX: YEAH, AND IT COULD BE
AS TEMPORARY AS YOU WANT.
MIKE: TEMPORARY.
LISTEN, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
FOR A LOCAL BANK TO CLEAR
A $100,000 CHECK?
NED: WE'LL PAY YOU IN CASH.
MIKE: UH-HUH.
OK.
LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE.
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO GET
GERTRUDE MARRIED?
NED: WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT SHE IS LAYING FALSE CLAIM
TO MY WIFE'S COMPANY.
CHLOE: YES.
NED: AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN TAKE HER OUT
OF THE RUNNING.
MIKE: I SEE.
M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK THIS,
BUT WHAT IS GERTRUDE LIKE?
CHLOE: SHE'S
UNIQUE.
JAX: YEAH.
AND DETERMINED.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
ALEXIS: TENACIOUS.
NED: SHE'S A LIVE WIRE.
CHLOE: SHE'S VERY LIVELY.
ALEXIS: YEAH, SHE'S --
CHLOE: VERY LIVELY.
JAX: SHE'S LIVELY.
NED: SHE'S NOT UNATTRACTIVE.
CHLOE: NO. NO.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
MIKE: WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
STOP, FOLKS.
LISTEN, I THINK I GET
THE PICTURE.
ANYBODY THAT YOU WOULD PAY ME
$100,000 TO MARRY IS PROBABLY
NOT THE KIND OF PERSON THAT
I WOULD EVEN HAVE COFFEE WITH.
SO, THANKS, AND GOOD LUCK.
CHLOE: WAIT, MIKE.
I THINK I KNOW A WAY
TO CONVINCE YOU.

CHLOE: WE KNOW WE'RE ASKING
A LOT.
BUT WE PICKED YOU BECAUSE
WE THINK YOU ARE THE BEST MAN
FOR THE JOB.
WE HAVEN'T APPROACHED ANYONE
ELSE.
ONLY YOU.
AND OF COURSE, YOU'RE TENTATIVE.
WELL, SO ARE WE.
FOR ALL WE KNOW, GERTRUDE MAY
NOT EVEN LIKE YOU.
BUT ALL WE'RE ASKING FOR IS ONE
DINNER.
EVERYONE CAN GET THEIR FEET WET,
SEE HOW IT GOES.
WHAT IF WE OFFER YOU $1,000 UP
FRONT FOR THE EVENING?
IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, NO HARM,
NO FOUL, YOU WALK AWAY WITH SOME
PRETTY EASY MONEY.
BUT IF IT DOES WORK,
THEN WE CONTINUE PAYING
YOU IN INSTALLMENTS.
SURELY YOU CAN SEE YOUR WAY
CLEAR TO TRYING OUT DINNER UNDER
THOSE TERMS?
MIKE: CASH.
UP FRONT.
CHLOE: OH, YES.
NED: AGREED?
MIKE: OK.
LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.
NED: ALL RIGHT.
GREAT.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH
THE PARTICULARS.
ALEXIS: WELCOME ABOARD.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
MIKE: MM-HMM.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
MIKE: OK.
NED: MIKE.

HANNAH: HEY.
I WAS HERE EARLIER, BUT SONNY
WAS ON HIS WAY OUT.
SO I WENT FOR ANOTHER WALK.
WERE YOU ABLE TO WORK ANY MAGIC
WITH TAMMY?
TAGGERT: WELL, I HAD TO TAKE
A CALL.
HAVE A SEAT.
I'M ABOUT TO.
TAMMY: LT. TAGGERT, WHAT CAN
I GET YOU?
TAGGERT: JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF TIME TO DISCUSS HANNAH SCOTT.
TAMMY: I'VE GOT NOTHING MORE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT SITUATION.
TAGGERT: THEN JUST LISTEN.
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
HANNAH LIED TO YOU AND
SHE BETRAYED YOUR PAL CORINTHOS.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
OK, LOOK, NOBODY LIKES BEING
LIED TO.
BUT HANNAH WAS JUST DOING
HER JOB.
SHE'S A GOOD PERSON WHO GOT
STUCK IN A BAD SITUATION.
NOW, YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT
SHE DID, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.
BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT
IT, EITHER.
TAMMY: SO SHE SAYS.
BUT WORDS ARE CHEAP.
TAGGERT: SO YOU'VE NEVER DONE
ANYTHING YOU DIDN'T LIKE DOING?
TAMMY: OH, THAT'S A REALLY
NICE TRY, LIEUTENANT.
BUT OUR SITUATIONS ARE REALLY
DIFFERENT.
TAGGERT: HOW SO?
TAMMY: I NEVER SCAMMED
ANYBODY.
AND I CERTAINLY NEVER LIED
TO ANYONE WHO WAS DECENT TO ME.
TAGGERT: OK, LET'S GET OFF
OF HANNAH FOR A SECOND HERE.
SO YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE THAT
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A PERSON
YOU MISLED OR MADE THEM FEEL
SPECIAL.
AND AS FAR AS DECEIVING SOMEBODY
DECENT, I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT
THERE IS SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE --
A COUPLE OF RELATIVES
OR A FRIEND -- WHO DIDN'T KNOW
THE WHOLE TRUTH AND YOU DIDN'T
FILL THEM IN.
TAMMY: SHE'S A FED.
TAGGERT: LOOK, ALL I'M ASKING
YOU TO DO IS JUDGE HER ON WHO
SHE IS, NOT WHAT SHE DOES
FOR A LIVING OR WHAT HER WORK
REQUIRES HER TO DO.
SHE'S LIVING IN A MOTEL.
I MEAN, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CUT
HER A LITTLE SLACK AND LET
HER MOVE BACK INTO HER OLD ROOM?
[PAGER BEEPS]
TAGGERT: YEAH, THIS IS
TAGGERT.
THE COMMISSIONER --
OK, I'LL CALL YOU FROM THE CAR.
HANNAH?
TAGGERT: NOW, I HAVE TO GO,
SO WHY DON'T ONE OF YOU SAY
SOMETHING AND TRY TO WORK
THIS OUT.
HANNAH: I THINK I BETTER
GO, TOO.
TAMMY: HANNAH.
WAIT UP, OK?
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
IN MY LIFE WHEN SOMEONE ACTUALLY
CUT ME A BREAK WHEN I DIDN'T
REALLY DESERVE IT.
SO MAYBE IT'S TIME I RETURN
THE FAVOR.
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OLD ROOM BACK.
BUT, PLEASE, DON'T EVER EXPECT
SERVICE WITH A SMILE, OK?

CARLY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW THE DRILL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANY
MORE THAN JASON DOES.
BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST --
JUST SAVE US BOTH SOME SCREAMING
AND HEAR ME OUT.
SONNY: GO.
MAKE IT QUICK.
MAKE IT DIFFERENT.
CARLY: DESPITE WHATEVER
JASON'S, YOU KNOW, SAYING,
HE'S IN A BAD WAY AND IT'S NOT
JUST ABOUT US.
HE WAS SHOT, FOR GOD'S SAKES,
YOU KNOW?
AND HE'S DEPENDING ON A TEENAGER
RIGHT NOW.
HE'S NOT GETTING THE KIND
OF CARE AND ATTENTION THAT
HE NEEDS.
SONNY: MEANING YOURS?
CARLY: NO.
MEANING OURS, OK?
YOURS AND MINE, SONNY.
SONNY: UH-HUH.
CARLY: HE --
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SLEEP
AT NIGHT.
SONNY: WELL, JASON KNOWS WHAT
HE NEEDS, AND HE'LL FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO GET IT.
ARE WE DONE?
CARLY: NO.
SONNY: I LISTENED TO WHAT
YOU HAD TO SAY, SO NOW YOU --
CARLY: YEAH, WHY DON'T
YOU TRY HEARING ME NEXT TIME?
AUDREY: OH, MY GOD.

NED: REMEMBER, TRUST NO ONE.
GERTRUDE HAS SPIES EVERYWHERE.
MIKE: GOTCHA.
GOOD NIGHT.
CHLOE: GOOD NIGHT.
NED: TALK TO YOU SOON.
CHLOE: OOH!
JAX: YES.
NED: HA-HA-HA!
YES.
ALEXIS: WELL, THAT WENT WELL.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
JAX: YEAH, THANKS TO A VERY
SHREWD REBOUND OFFER BY CHLOE.
CHLOE: OH.
NED: JUST UNDER THE BUZZER.
EXCELLENT JOB.
CHLOE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ALEXIS: WE ARE IN!
NED: WE ARE SO IN.
CHLOE: WHAT IS OUR NEXT MOVE?
JAX: WE PLOT THE PERFECT
DATE.
NED: BEFORE WE DO THAT,
I HAVE A DIFFERENT KIND OF DATE
IN MIND.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MISTLETOE
ON YOU, BY THE WAY?
YOU ARE SO GOOD.
SEE YOU TWO IN A COUPLE HOURS.
JAX: BYE, DARLING.
ALEXIS: BYE, DARLING.
JAX: SEE YOU LATER.
NED: BYE, HONEY.
CHLOE: DON'T TRIP OVER SPIES
IN THE HALL.
JAX: I BETTER LOCK THE DOOR.
CHLOE: GREAT IDEA.
YOU REALIZE THAT IF THIS GOES
WELL WITH GERTRUDE, THAT WE CAN
STOP ALL THIS SNEAKING AROUND.
JAX: YOU KNOW, YOU WERE VERY
IMPRESSIVE WITH MIKE.
CHLOE: I AM HIGHLY MOTIVATED.
I'VE DECIDED I CAN'T WAIT A FULL
YEAR TO HAVE YOU.
JAX: DEFINE "HAVE ME."
CHLOE: OH, I DON'T THINK
I HAVE TO DO THAT.
NED SAID WE HAD TWO HOURS.
JAX: OH, COME ON, CHLOE.
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULDN'T DO IT
IN THE AFTERNOON WITH
A STOPWATCH GOING.
YOU KNOW?
SOME THINGS SHOULD BE PLANNED.
CHLOE: I KNOW.
BUT DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT
OUR PLANS HAVE DEVELOPED
A CERTAIN PATTERN FOR GOING
AWRY?
JAX: ANYTHING WORTH
ITS WEIGHT IS WORTH THE WAIT.
CHLOE: HMM.
JAX: HMM.

AUDREY: ELIZABETH IS BARELY
18 YEARS OLD.
SHE HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN OVER
LUCKY'S DEATH --
JASON: AUDREY, IT'S NOT WHAT
YOU THINK, YOU KNOW --
AUDREY: HOW DO YOU
EVEN KNOW MY GRANDDAUGHTER?
JASON: I'LL GET MY COAT.
AUDREY: OH, I WAS PRAYING
NIKOLAS WAS WRONG, THAT SOMEHOW
I HAD MISUNDERSTOOD.
ELIZABETH HAS HAD TWO VERY ROUGH
YEARS.
NO OFFENSE, JASON, BUT GIVEN
WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVI,
I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR
ELIZABETH OR THIS PLACE.
ELIZABETH: GRAM, I AM NOT
GOING TO LET YOU SEND JASON
AWAY.

CARLY: YOU KNOW, I TRIED
WITH JASON.
BUT HE'S PUT UP A WALL,
AND IT'S NOT COMING DOWN.
NOT FOR A LONG TIME.
HE CAN'T FORGIVE ME.
SONNY: SO?
CARLY: SO
HE STILL NEEDS HELP.
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO
CAN GIVE IT TO HIM, SONNY.
SONNY.
SONNY.
SONNY, PLEASE.
SONNY: I WENT ALREADY.
YOU THINK I DIDN'T GO THE FIRST
SECOND I HEARD?
IT ALMOST KILLED ME TO LOOK
IN HIS EYES, YOU KNOW?
BUT THE PAIN THAT I SAW STARING
BACK AT ME, IT WASN'T FROM A --
IT WASN'T FROM A BULLET.
HE NEVER WRONGED ME.
NOT ONCE.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HE LED ME OUT OF THE DARK WHEN
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS STANDING
IN IT, WHEN ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS DROWN IN IT.
AND WHAT DID I DO?
WHAT DID I DO?
I TWISTED A KNIFE IN THAT
FRIEND'S GUT AND HEART.
HOW AM I -- HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GO BACK THERE KNOWING THAT'S
WHAT I DID TO HIM?
CARLY: WELL, WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO, SONNY?
YOU GOING TO SIT AROUND HERE?
YOU GOING TO SIT HERE AND HOPE
THAT SOME LITTLE WAITRESS KNOWS
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A GUNSHOT
WOUND?
SONNY: JASON DOESN'T WANT US
IN HIS LIFE.
I'VE LOST HIM THE SAME
AS YOU HAVE.
CARLY: YOU DON'T WANT
TO UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE THIS,
BUT IT'S TRUE.
I UNDERSTAND.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU --
CARLY: I UNDERSTAND.
WE MAY BE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE
WHO KNOW HOW EACH OTHER FEEL.

FELICIA: NO, LUKE,
DON'T COME IN!
FAISON: DO NOT TURN AROUND.
NOW, KEEP THAT GUN WHERE I CAN
SEE IT.
PUT IT UP THERE -- YEAH,
THAT'S VERY NICE -- AND THEN
WE MOVE FORWARD, DON'T WE?
YES.
ALL RIGHT.
PUT THE GUN DOWN ON THE FLOOR.
YOU'RE HERE TO RESCUE A DEAD
WOMAN.
LET ME SEE --
PUT IT DOWN!
PUT IT DOWN.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
KICK IT OVER TO ME.
KICK THE GUN OVER HERE.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
WELL, I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN
US, SPENCER.
EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW, YOU WALKED
RIGHT INTO A TRAP.
AND WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO
THAT, HUH?
BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?
I DON'T THINK SO.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOVE FELICIA,
ISN'T IT?
IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOVE FELICIA.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

MIKE: I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND
SOMEBODY ELSE.

ELIZABETH: I DON'T LIVE
BY YOUR RULES ANYMORE.

SONNY: WE RIPPED JASON'S
HEART OUT.
WE CANNOT JUST PUT IT BACK.
CARLY: SO WHAT DO WE DO?

LUKE: WHAT PRECISELY DO
YOU WANT?

Back to The TV MegaSite's GH Site

Try today's short recap or detailed update!