GH Transcript Tuesday 9/21/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 9/21/99

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NED: BROOKE IS TRYING
TOP HATS ON THE HONORABLE
MR. GORILLA.
SHE DOES NOT WISH TO BE
DISTURBED.
CHLOE: OH.
ALL GREAT DESIGNERS DO NEED
TO CONCENTRATE.
NED: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ONE
HELL OF A FASHION SHOW.
CHLOE: YES.
A PRINCESS, A GORILLA.
WHAT SHOULD I BE?
NED: THE PERFECT FRIEND
TO BROOKE?
NO, WAIT.
YOU ALREADY ARE.
CHLOE: YEAH, WE HIT IT OFF,
THAT'S ALL.
WOULD YOU CONSIDER RUNWAY WORK?
NED: ONLY IF I GET TO BE
THE KING.
CHLOE: CONSIDER IT DONE.
AND I THINK I WILL BE
THE MYSTERIOUS CONTESSA
FROM THE CASTLE BY THE SEA.
NED: THANKS FOR ALL THIS,
CHLOE.
I APPRECIATE IT.
CHLOE: YOU SHOULD THANK
ALEXIS.
THAT GORILLA REALLY SAVED
THE DAY.
AND BROOKE LOVES HIM.
NED: YEAH.
ALEXIS NEEDS TO HEAR THAT.
CHLOE: I WISH SHE COULD SPEND
MORE TIME OVER HERE.
NED: HEY, DO YOU THINK EDWARD
AND GERTRUDE WOULD BUY ALEXIS
AS THE AU PAIR?
CHLOE: THIS IS REALLY HARD
FOR BOTH OF YOU, ISN'T IT?
NED: WELL, SHE JUST SEEMED
A LITTLE OFF AT DINNER LAST
NIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
CHLOE: SO DID JAX,
LIKE I SAID.

ALEXIS: HI.
HOW WAS YOUR RUN?
JAX: HEY.
IT WASN'T.
ALEXIS: WELL, WHY RUN WHEN
YOU CAN SIT?
A HUSBAND AFTER MY OWN HEART.
JAX: HMM.
ALEXIS: CAN I DO ANYTHING?
JAX: I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH MY ACCOUNTANT.
HE CAN'T VERIFY THE ORIGINAL
SOURCE OF THE $2 MILLION
IN JERRY'S ACCOUNT.
BUT IT WAS TRANSFERRED
FROM A BANK IN THE GRAND KEYS.
ALEXIS: THE SAME BANK
HE LAUNDERED MONEY IN BEFORE.
JAX: LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING IT
AGAIN.

ALAN: HI, EM.
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
OUR DAUGHTER DEEP INTO HOMEWORK.
SCHOOL, IT'S HARDLY STARTED.
MONICA: IT'S NICE TO SEE
YOU INTERESTED IN SOMETHING
BESIDES --
EMILY: BESIDES WHAT, MOM?
CAN'T EVEN SAY HIS NAME,
CAN YOU?
ALAN: SO WHAT'S NEW
IN CHEMISTRY CLASS?
EMILY: LOOK, COULD YOU LEAVE
ME ALONE, PLEASE?
ALAN: SINCE WHEN CAN'T I ASK
MY DAUGHTER ABOUT HER HOMEWORK?
EMILY: SINCE YOU'VE RUINED
MY LIFE.
ALAN: YOUR LIFE?
WHAT ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE'S
LIFE, EM?
I AM REALLY SICK OF
YOUR ATTITUDE AROUND THIS HOUSE.
EMILY: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU SEND ME BACK TO CAMP, THEN?
ALAN: YOU ALWAYS HAVE
A REMARK, DON'T YOU?
MONICA: NO, LOOK,
STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.
EMILY: I WAS JUST SITTING
HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,
OK?
MONICA: WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE
UNHAPPY, AND WE'RE SORRY, EMILY.
EMILY: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE THRILLED.
THIS MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE
THE PERFECT PARENTS.
ALAN: WE ARE NOT GOING
TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT WE DID
WITH JUAN.
EMILY: NOBODY ASKED YOU TO.
LOOK, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE
ME ALONE?
MONICA: WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP
YOU SAFE, EM.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, THIS WAS
A BAD IDEA.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE COME
DOWNSTAIRS.
MONICA: ONE DAY YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND.
EMILY: NO.
I DON'T THINK I WILL.
AND IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED --

MAC: YOU CALL THIS
A SURVEILLANCE REPORT?
"SUBJECT OBSERVED WALKING
INTO A GARDEN SUPPLY STORE
ON CENTER STREET."
DON'T YOU GET THIS, TAGGERT?
HE'S GOADING US.
"SUBJECT OBSERVED WALKING
IN THE PARK."
THEN WHAT?
TAGGERT: HE DISAPPEARED, SIR.
MAC: WELL, HOW DID THAT
HAPPEN?
TAGGERT: IT'S IN THE REPORT.
"FAISON DISAPPEARED
IN AN OUTDOOR CONCERT
FOR APPROXIMATELY TWO HOURS.
HE LATER APPEARED AT A GOURMET
SHOP DOWNTOWN."
MAC: AND THEN GREAT.
WHAT'D YOU, BUY HIM A BAGEL?
TAGGERT, WHAT GOOD IS
A SURVEILLANCE TEAM IF MY MEN
CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF THE SUBJECT?
TAGGERT: WE DO NOT HAVE
THE MANPOWER OR THE RESOURCES
TO SUPPORT THIS LEVEL
OF A SURVEILLANCE.
MAC: I DON'T WANT EXCUSES,
LIEUTENANT.
I JUST WANT YOU TO DO YOUR JOB!
FELICIA: HI.
TAGGERT: HI.

FELICIA: WHAT'S GOING ON?
LUKE: HOLD ON, BARBARA.
I GOT A LITTLE BUSINESS I GOT
TO TAKE CARE OF.
LUKE: CLAUDE.
IT'S LUKE.
WHAT, ARE YOU SLEEPING?
GET OUT OF BED.
GET OVER TO SONNY CORINTHOS
AND TELL HIM FOR ME THAT I JUST
SPENT THREE HOURS WITH
THE I.R.S., AND I FINALLY GOT
THEM OFF MY BACK, NO THANKS
TO HIM.
OH, AND THEN COME ON OVER HERE
AND PICK UP YOUR LAST CHECK
BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED -- AGAIN.
BOBBIE: YOU FIRED CLAUDE?
LUKE: BARBARA.
BOBBIE: WHY'D YOU FIRE
CLAUDE?
LUKE: BARBARA, LOOK AT YOU!
YOU'RE GLOWING.
STOP THAT.
THIS IS A BLUES CLUB.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GLOW
IN HERE.
BOBBIE: I'M GETTING MARRIED.

LUKE: NO. UH-UH.
NO, NO, NO.
BARBARA, GO BACK TO
THE HOSPITAL, TELL THEM THAT
YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON
THE DASHBOARD OR THE WALL
OR THE FLOORBOARDS OR SOMETHING.
YOU TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE
IN POSTTRAUMATIC STRESS, OR TELL
THEM TO GET OVER HERE RIGHT AWAY
BECAUSE I'M HAVING A TERRIBLE
ACID FLASHBACK.
BOBBIE: IT'S THE REAL THING,
LUKE.
LUKE: NO.
NO, NO.
YOU JUST NEED SOME REST.
YOU NEED A FEW BUCKS AND A NICE
VACATION.
HERE. GO. TAKE THIS.
BOBBIE: OH, THANK YOU.
LUKE: TAKE IT AND GO
SOMEWHERE TROPICAL RIGHT AWAY.
AND GET A HAMMOCK IN THE SHADE
AND A NICE LITTLE DRINK AND JUST
STAY THERE UNTIL THE --
THE FEVER BREAKS.
BOBBIE: LUKE, THIS IS A LOT
OF MONEY.
WELL, THIS WILL COVER QUITE
A BIG WEDDING.
LUKE: NO!
BARBARA, NO, DON'T.
TELL ME -- PLEASE, AT LEAST TELL
ME IT ISN'T JERRY JACKS.
BOBBIE: WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
LUKE: DOC EX-BRO-IN-LAW.
CLAUDE.
BOBBIE: YOU JUST FIRED
CLAUDE.
LUKE: THE IDIOT WHO WORKS
HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS PARKING
THE CARS.
THAT I.R.S. MAN WITH NO NECK
THAT I JUST SPENT THREE HOURS
WITH.
PLEASE, ANYBODY BUT JERRY JACKS.
BOBBIE: I LOVE JERRY JACKS.
LUKE: WHY?
BOBBIE: BECAUSE HE'S TENDER
AND HE'S KIND AND HE'S CHARMING
AND HE'S -- HE'S PUT HIS ENTIRE
LIFE BACK TOGETHER.
LUKE: I DON'T MEAN LET ME
COUNT THE WAYS.
I MEAN WHY?
BOBBIE: YOU REALLY ARE TAKING
THIS MUCH BETTER THAN
I EXPECTED.
LUKE: OH.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE
THINGS, BARBARA?
WHY?
I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S GOING KIND
OF -- KIND OF GOOD RIGHT NOW.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUT ON THAT
STUPID DRESS AND STAND UP
IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AND SAY A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET LATER?
BOBBIE: BECAUSE I'D JUST
ABOUT GIVEN UP.
AND NOW I'M REALIZING THAT
I HAVE A LIFE AHEAD OF ME.
AND I'M GOING TO BUILD IT
WITH THE MAN I LOVE.
JERRY JACKS MAY NOT BE PERFECT,
BUT HE'S GOOD TO ME AND HE'S
GOOD TO LUCAS AND I LOVE HIM.
AND HE LOVES ME.
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE STARTING
OVER WITH ANYBODY ELSE.
I CAN'T IMAGINE SPENDING
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH ANYBODY
ELSE.
ISN'T THAT WHAT MARRIAGE IS
SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT?
LUKE: YOU'RE ASKING ME?
BOBBIE: PROMISE ME YOU'LL BE
AT THE WEDDING.
LUKE: WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO PUT THE VEIL ON NEXT WEEK,
ARE YOU?
BOBBIE: WHY?
WON'T YOU BE HERE?
LUKE: BUSINESS TRIP.
BOBBIE: OH.
WELL, WE HAVEN'T SET A DATE YET.
LUKE: WELL, THERE MIGHT BE
A BUSINESS TRIP THEN, TOO.
BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVEN'T SET
A DATE.
THAT'S ENCOURAGING.

MAC: THIS SURVEILLANCE REPORT
IS USELESS, TAGGERT.
DON'T BOTHER ME AGAIN UNTIL
YOU HAVE SOMETHING I CAN USE
AGAINST FAISON.
TAGGERT: YES, SIR.
FELICIA: WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO HARD ON TAGGERT?
MAC: BECAUSE HE'S MESSING UP.
IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S NOT PAYING
ATTENTION.
FELICIA: HE'S THE GUY THAT
YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING TO PULL
BACK.
MAC: LOOK, HE'S MISSING
THINGS RIGHT NOW, FELICIA.
CESAR FAISON IS RIGHT HERE.
HE'S IN MY TOWN.
HE'S IN MY FACE.
YEAH, I KNOW HE'S UP
TO SOMETHING, AND I WANT MY MEN
TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT
IT IS.
THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GETTING PAID
FOR.
FELICIA: YOU'RE LETTING
FAISON WIN, YOU KNOW.
MAC: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO, STAND AROUND UNTIL
HE COMES AFTER YOU?
FELICIA: HE'S HURTING
YOU MORE THAN ANYONE.
MAC: I WON'T LET HIM GOAD ME
INTO MAKING A MISTAKE, OK?
DON'T WORRY.
FELICIA: MAC, THIS MAY BE
A BAD TIME.
MAC: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
FELICIA: I'M LEAVING TOWN
AGAIN FOR MORE RESEARCH.
MAC: ABOUT LILA'S MEMOIRS?
FELICIA: I'M GOING
TO CHICAGO.
EDWARD AND LILA LIVED THERE
AFTER THE WAR.
MAC: SURE, GO AHEAD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE LIKE LAST
TIME, IS IT?
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT TAKING OFF
THIS AFTERNOON LIKE YOU DID
FOR LONDON?
FELICIA: OH, NO, NO.
I NEED SOME LEAD TIME.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW
DETAILS FIRST.
MAC: GREAT.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
DARA: HI, FELICIA.
FELICIA: HI.
MAC: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
DON'T YOU PICK UP YOUR MESSAGES?
DARA: COURTROOM 17,
THE HONORABLE CAROL JACKSON
PRESIDING.
MAC: DOES SONNY CORINTHOS
HAVE A TRIAL DATE YET?
DARA: I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S
GOING TO BE A TRIAL.
MAC: WHAT'S YOUR BEST GUESS?
DARA: NOW, WHY WOULD I HAVE
A BEST GUESS?
MAC: DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND
OF EVIDENCE THE F.B.I. HAS
AGAINST HIM?
DARA: MAC, THE F.B.I. HAS
NO OBLIGATION TO SHARE
INFORMATION WITH US,
AND THEY AREN'T.
MAC: THEN CHANGE THEIR MINDS,
DARA.
FILE AN ORDER OF RELEVANCY.
CALL WASHINGTON.
I MEAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
SONNY TO NAIL FAISON IF I DON'T
KNOW WHAT EVIDENCE THE
F.B.I. HAS AGAINST HIM?
DARA: WE'VE ALREADY BEEN ALL
THROUGH THIS, MAC.
MAC: JUST DO IT.
DARA: FINE.
I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES.
MAC: I'M NOT ASKING
YOU TO MAKE PROMISES, BUT ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GOING
TO NAIL FAISON.

ALEXIS: YOU HAVE A WINDOW
OF OPPORTUNITY HERE.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE MONEY CAME FROM,
IF THE ACCOUNTANT DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE THE MONEY CAME FROM,
THEN THE FEDS AREN'T GOING
TO KNOW ABOUT IT, AT LEAST
FOR A WHILE.
JAX: IT DIDN'T TAKE THEM LONG
LAST TIME.
ALEXIS: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU GOT
A SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY,
BUT YOU CAN STOP THE MONEY
LAUNDERING BEFORE THE FEDS FIND
OUT.
I'LL RESEARCH SOME PRECEDENTS.
I WILL TRY TO PUT TOGETHER SOME
SORT OF A DEFENSE, BUT WE DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
JAX: ALL RIGHT, IF JERRY'S
LAUNDERING MONEY AGAIN,
WHAT'S THE WORST CASE?
ALEXIS: JAIL FOR HIS SECOND
RICO VIOLATION, AND WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO PRAY THAT YOU DON'T
FOLLOW RIGHT BEHIND.
YOU PLED NO CONTEST TO A FELONY,
AND I DIDN'T SUPPORT THAT WHEN
YOU DID IT FOR THIS VERY REASON.
THE STATUS OF YOUR CHARACTER IS
IN QUESTION IF YOUR BROTHER'S
PULLING ANOTHER STUNT.
JAX: YEAH, BUT WE DON'T HAVE
A PARTNERSHIP, AND WE'VE DONE
DEALS TOGETHER, BUT THE MONEY'S
ALWAYS SEPARATE.
ALEXIS WELL, IF YOU CAN
PROVE THAT, IT WILL HELP.
JAX: WHAT ABOUT JERRY?
WORST CASE?
ALEXIS: 20 YEARS.
AND THAT'S IF THE JUDGE IS
IN A GOOD MOOD.
YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND OUT WHERE
THAT MONEY CAME FROM,
AND YOU HAVE GOT TO ASK JERRY
WHAT IS GOING ON.

BOBBIE: I'LL CALL YOU.
LUKE: OK.
BOBBIE: HI.
FELICIA: HI.
HOW'D HE TAKE IT?
BOBBIE: HE WAS HORRIFIED,
BUT HE'LL GET OVER IT.
FELICIA: OH. ARE YOU HAPPY?
BOBBIE: VERY.
FELICIA: OH, THAT'S ALL THAT
MATTERS.
BOBBIE: THANKS, HONEY.
FELICIA: HI.
LUKE: HELLO, THERE.
FELICIA: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, GOLLY.
I HOPE IT'S NOT THE END
OF THE WORLD.
LUKE: I THINK IT IS THE END
OF THE WORLD.
ALL THE SIGNS ARE HERE.
IT'S BEEN A WEEK OF
TOTAL ECLIPSE.
I GOT AUDITED.
FELICIA: OH.
LUKE: THAT'S A SIGN.
THE I.R.S., A BUNCH OF CHEESY
GUYS IN CHEAP SUITS AND BAD
HAIRCUTS, GOING THROUGH EVERY
CENT THAT HAS COME IN AND OUT
OF THIS CLUB IN THE LAST
FIVE YEARS.
THAT'S DEFINITELY A SIGN.
AND SONNY GOT BUSTED.
THAT'S A SIGN.
OH, AND I WAS GONE FIVE MINUTES,
AND CLAUDE BOOKED A PRETTY-BOY
BAND IN HERE.
THAT IS DEFINITELY A SIGN.
I MEAN, THEY PLAYED ON THE SAME
STAGE AS B.B. KING.
FORGIVE US, B.B.
THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHING.
NOTHING.
SO I'M FIRING CLAUDE,
AND I SHALL CONTINUE TO FIRE HIM
EVERY DAY UNTIL HE FINALLY GOES
AWAY.
THAT'S A SIGN.
FELICIA: OH, POOR CLAUDE.
LUKE: POOR CLAUDE.
AND NOW MY SISTER.
THIS OILY TOOTHY AUSTRALIAN
DINGO DOG IS RUBBING AGAINST
HER LEG AND SHE'S DECIDED
TO MARRY HIM.
THAT'S A SIGN.
FELICIA: DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE SOCIOPATH THAT RAISES
ORCHIDS AND WANTS HIS DIAMONDS
BACK.
LUKE: WELL, THERE YOU ARE.
FELICIA: IT'S A SIGN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT REALLY MIGHT BE THE END
OF THE WORLD.
LUKE: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR THE END OF THE WORLD?

JAX: I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO JERRY.
HUH?
"HEY, BIG BROTHER, NOW THAT
YOU DIDN'T DIE ON ME,
ARE YOU LAUNDERING MONEY AGAIN?"
ALEXIS: THAT'S A FAIR
QUESTION.
JAX: YEAH, BUT WHAT
IF HE ISN'T?
ALEXIS: THEN HE'LL TELL
YOU WHERE THE MONEY REALLY CAME
FROM, YOU'LL SLUG EACH OTHER
AROUND FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
AND WE'LL ALL GO OUT FOR DINNER.
JAX: "WE."
NOW I'VE MANAGED TO DRAG
YOU INTO THIS AS WELL.
ALEXIS: BLAME IT
ON LAS VEGAS.
I LOVE YOUR FAMILY.
AND I WILL NEVER REGRET BEING
A PART OF IT.
BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHERE THAT MONEY CAME FROM.
JAX: YOU KNOW, WHEN JERRY
WOKE UP THIS TIME, I THOUGHT
I HAD MY BROTHER BACK FOREVER.
ALEXIS: AND MAYBE YOU STILL
DO.
HE COULD HAVE A PERFECTLY LEGAL
EXPLANATION FOR THIS,
ALTHOUGH I'M GOING TO DO
THE RESEARCH JUST IN CASE.
JAX: YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD
HE DO THIS?
YOU KNOW, HIS LIFE IS FINALLY
TOGETHER.
WHY WOULD HE SABOTAGE HIMSELF?
ALEXIS: WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM
THAT?
JAX: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE MONEY COULD BE COMING
FROM ANYWHERE.
HE COULD BE SELLING HELICOPTERS
ON THE SIDE.
MAYBE HE HAS SOME CATTLE DEAL
IN AUSTRALIA OR A SECRET
TAKEOVER OR SOME NEW CLIENT
WHOSE NAME DOESN'T WANT TO BE
ASSOCIATED WITH A CORPORATE
RAIDER.
IT COULD BE ANY NUMBER
OF THINGS.
ALEXIS: CAN YOU DISCUSS THIS
WITH YOUR FATHER?
JAX: NOT AFTER THE LAST TIME,
NOT WITH THE WAY I TREATED HIM.
ALEXIS: THEY WOULD BOTH BE
IN FEDERAL PRISON RIGHT NOW
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU.
JAX: THEY WERE JUST TRYING
TO HELP ME, ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: AND MAYBE THEY'RE
STILL TRYING TO HELP
YOU BY TRYING TO BRING IN MONEY
FAST TO PAY YOU BACK.
JAX: WELL, THAT'S POSSIBLE.
IT'D BE INCREDIBLY STUPID,
BUT IT'S POSSIBLE.
ALEXIS: WELL, YOUR BROTHER
ISN'T VERY GOOD AT CONSIDERING
THE CONSEQUENCES.
JAX: YEAH, BUT WHO AM I TO GO
AROUND ACCUSING MY OWN BROTHER?
ALEXIS: YOU'RE NOT --
JAX: HE'S NOT EVEN OUT
THE HOSPITAL.
ALEXIS: YOU'RE NOT ACCUSING
ANYONE.
YOU'RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS,
AND YOU DESERVE THE ANSWERS
TO THEM.
JAX: ANYTHING I DO WILL RIP
MY FAMILY APART.
ALEXIS: NOT NECESSARILY.
JAX: WE'VE WORKED HARD
TO BECOME CLOSE AGAIN.
I CAN'T LOSE THEM.
I CAN'T LOSE MY BROTHER AGAIN.

REGINALD: HEY.
LILA SAYS YOU'LL SURVIVE
ANYTHING WITH A NICE CUP OF TEA.
FUDGE RIPPLE WAS MY IDEA.
EMILY: OH. THANK YOU.
I WISH THAT WERE TRUE.
YOU KNOW, I WOKE UP CRYING THIS
MORNING.
REGINALD: I DO THAT, TOO.
A LOT.
EMILY: YEAH, I KNOW.
YOUR FACE WAS ALL PUFFY
AT BREAKFAST.
WHAT IF I FORGET WHAT JUAN LOOKS
LIKE?
REGINALD: YOU WON'T.
EMILY: BUT IF MY PARENTS
DON'T LET ME SEE HIM AGAIN --
I MEAN, AFTER A WHILE,
YOU MUST START TO FORGET
THE LITTLE THINGS, KIND OF,
YOU KNOW, LIKE
HOW WHEN JUAN WOULD CALL ME
HIS GIRLFRIEND THE WAY THAT
HE WOULD LOOK AT ME --
WHAT IF I FORGET THE WAY THAT
HE LOOKED AT ME?
REGINALD: YOU WON'T.
EMILY: HAVE YOU TALKED
TO LETICIA?
REGINALD: OH, UH, YOU KNOW,
SHE BARELY HAS TIME TO EAT,
LET ALONE CALL.
EMILY: YEAH, WELL, IT IS HARD
WHEN YOUR MOM'S SICK.
REGINALD: YEAH.
EMILY: HAVE YOU CALLED HER?
REGINALD: I WANT TO,
EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE'S AN ANGEL,
AND I DON'T WANT HER TO HEAR ME
LIKE THIS.
SHE'D ONLY WORRY.
JUST TRYING TO BE CONSIDERATE,
YOU KNOW?
ALAN: REGINALD, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE AFTERNOON NEWSPAPER?
REGINALD: HAVE YOU TRIED
THE FRONT STEPS?
SORRY.
WHERE WAS I?
EMILY: OH, JUST BEING
CONSIDERATE.
REGINALD: YEAH, RIGHT.
GUESS THAT'S ALL I CAN BE.
EMILY: YEAH.
REGINALD: HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM JUAN?
EMILY: WELL, MY PARENTS ARE
ACTING LIKE THE ROOF IS GOING
TO COLLAPSE ON THEIR HEAD
IF HE CALLS, BUT I KNOW HE WILL.
REGINALD, IF YOU HAPPEN TO PICK
UP THE PHONE AND IT --
REGINALD: YEAH, SURE.
ABSOLUTELY.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
ANYTHING IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
MONICA: YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED
THE PHONE IN WEEKS.
HELLO.
HELLO?
HELLO.

MONICA: HELLO?
I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS.
THAT WAS ODD.
REGINALD, I'D LIKE TO TALK
TO EMILY IN PRIVATE, PLEASE.
REGINALD: CERTAINLY,
DR. QUARTERMAINE.
EMILY: REGINALD,
TELL GRANDMOTHER THAT I SAID
THANK YOU.
REGINALD: I WILL.
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?
MONICA: I AM GOING TO TALK
TO LILA ABOUT THAT MAN.
I REALLY AM.
EMILY: WHATEVER.
MONICA: I HATE THIS, EMILY.
EMILY: BECAUSE YOU KNOW
YOU'RE TOTALLY WRONG?
MONICA: CAN'T WE LET THIS GO?
JUAN IS IN PUERTO RICO.
HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
SO CAN WE GET PAST THIS?
EMILY: YOU KNOW, YOU AND DAD
HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT --
MONICA: I AM NOT GOING
TO FIGHT YOU, EMILY.
EMILY: FINE. DON'T.
MONICA: IT KILLS ME TO SEE
YOU SO UNHAPPY.
IT REALLY DOES.
BUT YOUR FATHER AND I ARE RIGHT.
JUAN HAS BEEN A TERRIBLE
INFLUENCE ON YOU.
LOOK, RIGHT NOW HE'S PULLING US
APART.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF?
EMILY: I AM NOT JASON.
BUT I DON'T BLAME HIM
FOR LEAVING THIS HOUSE.
HE WASN'T EXACTLY THE SON THAT
YOU WANTED AFTER THE ACCIDENT,
WAS HE?
MONICA: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
EMILY: YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
TO HIM, MOM.
YOU DIDN'T RESPECT HIS ANGER,
AND YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT
HE WAS DEALING WITH.
YOU WERE TRYING TO TURN HIM
INTO SOMEONE THAT YOU WANTED HIM
TO BE, JUST LIKE YOU'RE DOING
TO ME.
MONICA: LISTEN, THE CHOICES
THAT YOU MAKE NOW CAN AFFECT --
EMILY: THE REST OF MY LIFE?
YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
AND GUESS WHAT.
I CHOOSE JUAN.
NOW, WHY CAN'T YOU RESPECT THAT?
THIS IS NOT JUST A PHASE.
HE'S NOT GOING TO DISAPPEAR
FROM MY HEART BECAUSE YOU WANT
HIM TO.
MONICA: JUAN HAS NOT BEEN
A GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU.
EMILY: DON'T YOU KNOW
IT HURTS ME WHEN YOU SAY THAT?
MONICA: I DON'T MEAN TO,
EMILY.
EMILY: PLEASE, JUST DON'T SAY
ANYTHING ELSE.
MONICA: I LOVE YOU.

JAX: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
TO HIM.
ALEXIS: YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.
JAX: AND WHAT IF HE SAYS NO?
ALEXIS: THEN YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING ELSE.
YOU'LL JUST KEEP DOING IT TILL
YOU FIND THE SOLUTION.
JAX: I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M
READY TO DEAL WITH THIS.
ALEXIS: WE'LL FIGURE THIS
OUT.
I PROMISE, OK?
SO DON'T WORRY.
NED: HEY.
HI.
ALEXIS: HI.
JAX: HEY.
IT'S BAD TIMING AS USUAL?
NED: IS JERRY ALL RIGHT?
JAX: YEAH, YEAH,
JERRY'S FINE.
HE'S DRIVING ALL THE NURSES
CRAZY.
NED: OH.
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
ALEXIS: I WAS JUST ON MY WAY
TO THE OFFICE.
JAX: MY WIFE'S A SAINT,
YOU KNOW.
NED: NO ARGUMENT HERE.
JAX: SHE'S BEEN DEALING
WITH MY FAMILY ALL MORNING.
JERRY'S DOING FINE, BUT THE REST
OF US ARE IN A BIT OF A CRISIS
MODE.
ALEXIS: AND LADY JANE GAVE ME
MORE RECIPES.
IN FACT, 43 -- FOR MEATLOAF.
NED: I HAD NO IDEA.
ALEXIS: YES, AND 17 OF THEM
SHE USES BUFFALO MEAT.
NED: OH, WELL.
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT IT
THIS AFTERNOON.
ALEXIS: ARE YOU FREE?
NED: YES.
CHLOE AND BROOKE ARE OUT
SHOPPING FOR PINK SHOES.
THERE'S A BIG FASHION SHOW ABOUT
TO HAPPEN IN OUR LIVING ROOM.
SO I WAS GIVEN STRICT ORDERS
TO GO OUT AND FIND A COUPLE
OF FAIRY TALE BOOKS.
THEN I'M FREE FOR THE AFTERNOON.
ALEXIS: I CAN'T.
NED: WHY NOT?
ALEXIS: I HAVE A CLIENT WHO
NEEDS ME AT THE OFFICE.
NED: OH.
OH, SURE.
WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S
FOR THE BEST, REALLY.
I MEAN, DIDN'T WE ALL AGREE THAT
IT'S BEST TO COLOR INSIDE
THE LINES UNTIL BROOKE LEAVES?
JAX: THAT'S RIGHT.
NED: YES.
WELL, OK.
ALEXIS: OK.
NED: I GUESS I'LL BE GOING.
ALEXIS: I LIED TO NED.
JAX: WELL, YOU KNOW,
NOT EXACTLY.
ALEXIS: CLOSE ENOUGH.

LUKE: WELL, I CAN'T PROMISE
THE END OF THE WORLD,
BUT I COULD PROMISE THE END
OF A DUSTY ROAD.
YOU WANT TO GO TO MEXICO?
FELICIA: I TOLD MAC THAT
I WAS LEAVING TOWN.
LUKE: PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
FELICIA: NO.
I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS GOING
TO CHICAGO TO DO MORE RESEARCH
ON LILA'S MEMOIRS.
LUKE: OH.
GOOD.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
DO YOU THINK HE BOUGHT IT?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS,
FELICIA.
FELICIA: YEAH.
MAC IS TURNING INTO A DIFFERENT
PERSON.
LUKE: WELL, MAYBE YOU BETTER
STAY HERE AND KEEP AN EYE
ON HIM.
I CERTAINLY CAN HANDLE
THE DIAMONDS MYSELF.
FELICIA: I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE'LL NOTICE THAT I'M GONE.
LUKE: HE'LL NOTICE, DARLING.
FELICIA: HE BECOMES MORE
OBSESSED WITH FAISON EVERY DAY.
HE SCARES ME.
HE'S A STRANGER TO ME.
LUKE: SO YOU'RE GOING TO SLIP
AWAY TO MEXICO WITH ME?
FELICIA: THOSE DIAMONDS ARE
THE ONLY LEVERAGE ANYONE HAS
AGAINST FAISON.
LUKE: IT'S A LONG SHOT.
FELICIA: BUT IT'S THE ONLY
SHOT.
AND I WANT MY HUSBAND BACK.
FAISON'S BEEN GOADING HIM
AND TAUNTING HIM.
I'M AFRAID MAC IS GOING TO CROSS
THE LINE.
LUKE: FELICIA, CROSSING
THE LINE IS NOT ALWAYS A BAD
THING.
FELICIA: WELL, MAYBE NOT
FOR YOU, BUT I CAN SEE MAC
SLIPPING INTO THIS TRAP THAT
FAISON HAS SET UP.
AND I HAVE TO STOP HIM.

FELICIA: DO I LOOK LIKE
AN ORPHEY TO YOU?
LUKE: NO -- IT'S THE TOTAL
PACKAGE --
ORPHEY GOODLOVE.
FELICIA: GOODLOVE.
LUKE: YEAH, YEAH.
FELICIA: OK.
LUKE: OK?
FELICIA: YEAH.
LUKE: COOL.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
FELICIA: NOT A CLEANING LADY.
LUKE: OK.
HOW ABOUT AN ART DEALER
OR AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?
FELICIA: NO, THAT'S TOO
OBVIOUS.
LUKE: PALEONTOLOGIST?
FELICIA: NO BONES,
SKULLS, OR CRYPTS.
LUKE: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO BE EASY TO WORKITH.
FELICIA: WE'RE GOING
TO MEXICO.
IT'S SO EASY TO DO THAT.
WHY DO WE NEED A COVER?
LUKE: BECAUSE WE'RE SMUGGLING
DIAMONDS BACK?
FELICIA: OK.
OK, SO WE FIND EL PASO,
WE CROSS THE BORDER AT JUAREZ.
THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
BUT GETTING $5 MILLION WORTH
OF DIAMONDS ACROSS THE BORDER
AGAIN --
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE ME RIDING SHOTGUN
BY YOUR SIDE.
LUKE: DO YOU HE A PLAN?
FELICIA: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO
CAN GET US ACROSS THE BORDER,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
LUKE: OH, YOU'RE GOOD, ORPH.
FELICIA: DOES THAT SURPRISE
YOU?
AND THAT'S MISS GOODLOVE TO YOU.
LUKE: NO, MISS GOODLOVE,
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
SO, WHEN DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
HOW'S TONIGHT?

TAGGERT: HEY.
DARA: THANK YOU FOR COMING.
TAGGERT: THANKS FOR ASKING.
DARA: I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SURPRISED IF YOU HADN'T SHOWN
UP.
TAGGERT: SOME THINGS WORK
OUT, SOME THINGS DON'T.
SO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
DARA: I CAN REALLY APPRECIATE
COMM. SCORPIO'S DEDICATION
TO HIS JOB, BUT --
TAGGERT: THIS FAISON THING
MAKES ME AND CORINTHOS LOOLIKE
TWO KIDS SQUABBLING IN A PARK.
DARA: DO YOU KNOW THAT MAC
OFFERED SONNY A DEAL TO TESTIFY
AGAINST FAISON EVEN AFTER
THE F.B.I. DENIED IMMUNITY?
TAERT: THE COMMISSIONER
OFFERED CORINTHOS A DEAL THAT
DOESN'T EXIST?
DARA: I WAS THERE WHEN
THE F.B.I. SAID NO.
TAGGERT: THAT'S ENTRAPMENT
AT BEST.(
DARA: WELL, SONNY TURNED IT
DOWN, BUT --
TAGGERT: DOES THE D.A. KNOW?
DARA: NO DEALS WERE MADE.
I HAD NOTHING TO REPORT
TO JUSTUS.
TAGGERT: GOOD.
DARA: BUT MAC WON'T GIVE UP.
I MEAN, HE WANTS ME TO FORCE
THE F.B.I. TO TURN OVER
EVIDENCE.
TAGGERT: HOW DOES HE WANT
YOU TO DO THAT?
DARA: I DON'T KNOW.
MAC'S NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE.
TAGGERT: WELL, FAISON KILLED
HIS BROTHER AND SISTER-IN-LAW.
THAT'S ALL HE SEES RIGHT NOW.
DARA: HE COULD LOSE HIS JOB
OVER THIS, HIS ENTIRE CAREER,
EVEN.
TAGGERT: YEAH, I KNOW.
HIS WIFE ASKED ME TO LOOK OUT
FOR HIM.
LISTEN, IF HE CONTINUES TO PUSH
THE ENVELOPE --
DARA: I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED.
TAGGERT: THANKS.
DARA: MAC'S LUCKY, YOU KNO
THAT?
TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE
YOU WATCHING OVER HIM.

ELIZABETH: HEY.
I'M ON BREAK.
EMILY: HEY.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT JUAN.
YOU KNOW, I KEEP EXPECTING HIM
TO COME AROUND THAT CORNER
OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW,
LAUGHING AND THIS WOULD BE A BIG
JOKE, AND THEN HE'D BUY ME
A SODA AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE
BACK TO NORMAL LIKE IT WAS
BEFORE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S REALLY
GONE.
OH, MY GOD, ELIZABETH.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT.
ELIZABETH: EM, IT'S OK.
YOU GET TO MISS JUAN.
EMILY: I KNOW, BUT IF IT
MAKES YOU THINK OF LUCKY --
ELIZABETH: DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN GRAM SAID THAT LUCKY
COULDN'T CRASH MY BEDROOM FLOOR
AND I WAS FURIOUS, AND THEN
SHE SAID THAT WE COULDN'T STAY
OUT LATE, SO I HAD TO SNEAK OUT
TO GO VISIT HIM AT THE BOXCAR?
BUT IF GRAM HAD EVER SAID
FLAT-OUT THAT I COULD NEVER EVER
SEE LUCKY AGAIN --
EMILY: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE
DONE?
ELIZABETH: WHATEVER IT TOOK.
EMILY: EXACTLY.

EMILY: HOW HARD CAN IT BE
TO GET TO PUERTO RICO?
I MEAN, IT'S A COMMONWEALTH
OF THE UNITED STATES.
I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A PASSPORT.
ELIZABETH: AND HOW DO
YOU PLAN TO GET THERE,
STOW AWAY ON A FREIGHTER?
EMILY: I WAS THINKING MORE
ALONG THE LINES OF A FIRST-CLASS
PLANE TICKET.
ELIZABETH: AND WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PARENTS?
EMILY: WELL, THEY TREAT
MY MONEY LIKE IT'S THEIR OWN.
ACTUALLY, IT IS THEIR OWN.
BUT I COULD PROBABLY GET A.J.'S
SECRETARY TO BOOK ME A FLIGHT
THROUGH THE COMPANY ACCOUNT.
ELIZABETH: HE WOULDN'T
NOTICE?
EMILY: ARE YOU KIDDING?
A.J. NEVER LOOKS AT CREDIT CARD
RECEIPTS.
ELIZABETH: OK, BUT IF HE DID,
HE WOULD TELL.
EMILY: WELL, MAYBE I CAN ASK
REGINALD TO GET ME A PLANE
TICKET THROUGH THE HOUSEHOLD
ACCOUNT.
OR I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
I'M GOING TO NEED A COVER.
YOU THINK I'M TOTALLY OUT
OF MY MIND, DON'T YOU?
ELIZABETH: I THINK THIS IS
THE MOST ROMANTIC PLAN I HAVE
EVER HEARD.
EMILY: YES!
ELIZABETH: OK, HERE'S
THE COVER.
NOW'S A GOOD TIME FOR GRAM TO GO
BACK TO BOSTON TO VISIT
HER FRIEND, AND YOU CAN COME
STAY WITH ME.
EMILY: RIGHT, TO KEEP
YOU COMPANY.
ELIZABETH: EXACTLY.
EMILY: AND IF ANYONE CALLS,
LIKE MY MOM, I'M IN THE SHOWER
OR SOMETHING.
ELIZABETH: OK.
I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.
EMILY: OK.
ELIZABETH: BUT WE'RE GOING
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
EMILY: OK.

ARMANDO: JUAN, WHY AREN'T
YOU AT SOCCER PRACTICE?
JUAN: BECAUSE I'M HERE.
ARMANDO: YOU'RE GOING
TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN THIS ROOM SULKING?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
JUAN: LIKE YOU CARE WHAT
I WANT.
ARMANDO: PORT CHARLES IS OUT
OF THE QUESTION.
YOU BELONG IN PUERTO RICO.
JUAN: THEN WHY DO YOU EVEN
ASK?
ARMANDO: WHY NOT SPEND SOME
TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS, HUH?
CONCENTRATE ON YOUR STUDIES.
FINE.
STAY IN YOUR ROOM.
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK
TO PORT CHARLES OR ANYPLACE
ELSE.
JUAN: HI.
YEAH, I NEED SOME INFORMATION
ON YOUR FLIGHTS TO PORT CHARLES,
NEW YORK.

FELICIA: I PROMISED MAC THAT
I WOULDN'T JUST DISAPPEAR
ON HIM.
I COULD PROBABLY LEAVE IN A DAY
OR TWO.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT.
THAT'LL GIVE THE I.R.S. TIME
TO CALM DOWN.
FELICIA: WHY IS LUKE'S BEING
AUDITED ANYWAY?
LUKE: WELL, THE FEDS ARE ALL
OVER SONNY, SO THEY CAME
SNIFFING AROUND HERE.
FELICIA: SO YOU'RE GOING
TO SMUGGLE DIAMONDS FROM MEXICO
WHILE THE F.B.I. IS WATCHING
YOU?
LUKE: YEAH, THAT'LL BE
CHALLENGING, WON'T IT?
BUT AS FAR AS THE I.R.S. GOES,
I'M INNOCENT -- OR CLOSE ENOUGH.
I JUST HAVE VERY BAD TASTE
IN PARTNERS --
UNTIL NOW.
FELICIA: YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS
ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T REALLY SPEAK
SPANISH EITHER, DO YOU?
LUKE: OH, YEAH.
YEAH, I DO.
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN IT IN A LONG
TIME, BUT I SPEAK JUST LIKE
A FEDERALE.
FELICIA: LET'S HEAR SOME.
LUKE: ADIOS, ORPHEY.
FELICIA: GOT ANY MORE?
LUKE: LUIS TIENE CATARRO,
HOJALA QUE SE MEJORE PRONTO.
FELICIA: I'M IN.
LUKE: COOL.
BUENOS TARDES,
SENORITA GOODLOVE.
FELICIA: WHAT'S GOING TO BE
YOUR NAME?
LUKE: UM, WELL, I'LL COME UP
WITH SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW YET.
FELICIA: ALL RIGHT.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: ADIOS.
LUKE: ADIOS.
LUKE: WE'RE ON.
[TURNS TAPE PLAYER ON]
WOMAN'S VOICE: THE MONEY IS
GREEN.
REPEAT AFTER ME.
REPITA DESPUES DE MI.
EL DINERO ES VERDE.
LUKE: EL DINERO ES VERDE.
WOMAN'S VOICE: THE MONEY IS
GREEN.
LUKE: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT
MEANS.
WOMAN'S VOICE: REPEAT AFTER
ME.
LUKE: I JUST DID IT.
EL DINERO ES --
WOMAN'S VOICE: REPITA --
[TURNS TAPE PLAYER OFF]
LUKE: SHUT UP!

JAX: YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T
YOU GIVE NED A CALL?
I MEAN, YOU NEED TO SPEND TIME
TOGETHER.
I GOT IN THE WAY OF THAT.
I'M SORRY.
ALEXIS: I HAVE TO RESEARCH
PRECEDENTS.
JAX: WHAT, IT CAN'T WAIT
ONE AFTERNOON?
ALEXIS: WE DON'T HAVE THAT
MUCH TIME.
JAX: THIS ISN'T FAIR, ALEXIS.
AND, I MEAN, THE MORE TIME
YOU SPEND ON THE THIS, THE LESS
TIME YOU CAN SPEND WITH NED.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST FIND MYSELF
ANOTHER ATTORNEY.
ALEXIS: THE JACKSES ARE
MY FAMILY, TOO -- AT LEAST
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
AND I'M THE ONE WHO PUT TOGETHER
THE DEAL WITH THE GOVERNMENT
BEFORE.
I CAN REPRESENT YOU BETTER THAN
ANYBODY ELSE.
JAX: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
ALEXIS: I WILL DO WHATEVER
IS NECESSARY TO DO THIS
WITHOUT HURTING YOUR FAMILY.
I PROMISE YOU.
I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIE
TO NED.
JAX: YEAH.
BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS QUIET.
ALEXIS: I KNOW.
JAX: I WON'T ACCUSE JERRY
OF BEING GUILTY IF HE'S NOT.
ALEXIS: AND I DON'T WANT
TO TIP OFF THE FEDS.
JAX: YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WILL
TALK TO DAD.
ALEXIS: YOU ARE A GIFTED
NEGOTIATOR.
YOU HAVE FINESSED YOUR WAY
IN AND OUT OF A LOT OF MORE
COMPLICATED DEALINGS THAN THIS.
THERE'S NO REASON TO THROW
YOUR SKILL OUT OF THE WINDOW
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DEALING
WITH YOUR FAMILY.
I JUST WANT THEM TO TELL
YOU THE TRUTH.
JAX: OH, I KNOW IF THEY'RE
LYING TO ME.
ALEXIS: I ALMOST HATE
TO BRING THIS UP AGAIN,
BUT THE SAHARA --
REMEMBER I THOUGHT I'M GOING
TO DIE JUST A HIDEOUS DEATH
AND THEY'LL NEVER FIND
OUR BODIES?
JAX: YEAH, WELL,
YOU WERE JUST UPSET.
ALEXIS: WELL, YEAH.
BUT YOU TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN,
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M
TELLING YOU TO DO RIGHT NOW.
CALM DOWN BECAUSE THIS IS JUST
ANOTHER BROKEN RADIO AND YOU'RE
GOING TO FIX IT.
JAX: YEAH, BUT WHAT
IF I CAN'T SAVE MY BROTHER THIS
TIME?
ALEXIS: PLEASE DON'T PLAY
WHAT IF RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S REALLY NO WAY TO WIN
THAT GAME.
JAX: THANKS.
ALEXIS: I'M A SAINT,
REMEMBER?
JAX: YEAH.
ALEXIS: AND YOU'RE
MY HUSBAND.
AND IT'S THE VERY LEAST I CAN
DO.
JAX: SHALL WE?
ALEXIS: YEAH.
OK.

NED: YOU MAY NOW STOP KISSING
THE BRIDE.
NED: JAX AND ALEXIS ARE
GETTING CLOSER.
THEY'RE NOT FAKING IT.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THEM IN THE PARK.
NO, ACTUALLY, MAYBE
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN THEM.
CHLOE: THEY WERE IN A PUBLIC
PLACE.
THEY HAVE TO LOOK MARRIED.
NED: NOT THIS MARRIED.
CHLOE: I AM SURE THEY HAVE
A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION.
NED: THEN WHY DID THEY LIE
TO ME?
CHLOE: I DOUBT THEY WERE
LYING TO YOU.
NED: SINCE WHEN DOES ALEXIS
DISCUSS MEATLOAF RECIPES?
CHLOE: I DON'T KNOW.
THAT DOES SEEM A LITTLE ODD.
NED: AND SHE'S A TERRIBLE
LIAR.
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY
I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
CHLOE: WELL, ALEXIS LOVES
YOU, TOO.
NED: THEN WHAT ARE WE PICKING
UP ON?
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, CHLOE.
SOMETHING IS STARTING TO CHANGE.
AND WHAT IF THIS WHOLE CHARADE
IS SUDDENLY STARTING TO BECOME
A REALITY?
AND WHAT IF ALEXIS IS STARTING
TO FALL FOR JAX?

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"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

JAX: WHAT'S WRONG?
CHLOE: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
I WANTED TO ASK YOU.

CARLY: I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME
THE KEY TO HANNAH'S ROOM.

LAURA: IS THERE ANY
POSSIBILITY THAT KATHERINE IS
PREGNANT?

KATHERINE: NIKOLAS HAS ASKED
ME TO MARRY HIM.
I PLAN TO OBLIGE HIM AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.

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