GH Transcript Monday 4/12/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Monday 4/12/99

Provided by Laura

SONNY: WHATEVER SOREL WAS
PAYING YOU I'LL DOUBLE IF YOU GO
UPSTAIRS WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
CARLY: I DON'T CARE WHAT
ANYBODY ELSE TELLS YOU.
I LOVE MICHAEL.
AND EVERYTHING THAT I AM DOING
IS FOR THE THREE OF US.
HELENA: WHAT DID YOU FIND
OUT?
ARI: IT'S BEING TAKEN CARE
OF, MADAM.
HELENA: AS WE SPEAK?
ARI: YES.
JAX: HOLD ON!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
ALEXIS: OH, MY GOD.
OHMY GOD.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY A, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
ALEXIS: JAX?
ALEXIS: JAX!
JAX.
ALEXIS: SOMEBODY.
CARLY: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
A GOOD IDEA?
A.J.: ABSOLUTELY.
WE'RE PROVING A POINT.
CARLY: WHICH IS?
A.J.: WHICH IS WE'RE NOT
GOING TO BE INTIMIDATED BY JASON
OR HIS FRIENDS.
LUKE: WELL, IF IT ISN'T
MY GOLD-DIGGING NIECE
AND HER LATEST MINESHAFT.
STEFAN: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT MEANS TO KISS
YOU AND SEE YOUR EYES SPARKLE
WITHOUT REGRET, TO KNOW THAT
YOU'RE NOT HERE OUT OF COERCION
OR LONELINESS?
LAURA: BUT OUT OF --
STEFAN: LOVE?
LUCKY: ARE YOU OK?
ELIZABETH: DO WE NEED TO GO
TO THE STORE FIRST?
LUCKY: WELL,
ACTUALLY, NO.
I MEAN, I -- I HAVE ONE.
ARE YOU SURE?
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO DO
THIS, ELIZABETH.
SONNY: SO, WHAT'S IT GOING
TO BE?
WE -- WE GOING UPSTAIRS?
HANNAH: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN.
SONNY: WELL, YOU WORK
FOR AN ESCORT SERVICE.
YOUR JOHN JUST LEFT, YOU KNOW.
HANNAH: MY DATE LEFT
BECAUSE YOU MADE HIM.
SONNY: I WANT TO TAKE
HIS PLACE.
HANNAH: GO TO HELL.
SONNY: OOH, THAT'S THE SECOND
TIME YOU'VE SAID THAT TO ME.
HANNAH: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
THE HINT AND STOP INTERFERING.
SONNY: I HOPE YOU GOT
A BACKUP PLAN BECAUSE YOU'VE
BLOWN IT NOW.
YOUR CLIENT JUST WALKED AWAY
DISSATISFIED.
EITHER YOUR ESCORT SERVICE IS
GOING TO FIRE YOU OR THEY'RE
GOING TO HAVE YOU GO RIGHT BACK
OUT THERE TO PROVE YOURSELF
WITH ANOTHER STRANGER.
I'M A STRANGER.
YOU WANT TO BE
A GLORIFIED HOOKER,
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT WITH ME?
ISN'T IT COOL THAT OUR BODIES
WERE DESIGNED TO BEND AND MOVE
AND BE FLEXIBLE ?
IT'S ALSO COOL THAT ALWAYS
WITH NEW FLEXI WINGS
DOES ALL THE SAME STUFF.
LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK A LESSON
FROM US AND DESIGNED A WING
THAT MOVES LIKE WE DO...
AND WRAPS AROUND
REALLY SMOOTHLY.
THE WINGS HELP MY PAD
STAY IN ACE SO MUCH BETTER,
AND THE SIDES OF MY UNDERWEAR
ARE MORE PROTECTED THAN WITH
MY ORDINARY MAXI--
EVEN WHEN I TWIST OR TURN--
MAKING ME FEEL AS IF WEARING
A PAD IS THE MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD.
ALWAYS WITH NEW FLEXI WINGS.
WHILE SOME FOLKS COULDN'T SLEEP,
YOU WERE PEACEFULLY SLEEPING,
THANKS TO NEW SIMPLY SLEEP,
FROM THE MAKERS OF TYLENOL PM.
IT'S NON-HABIT FORMING...
AND EASES YOU INTO
A RESTFUL NIGHT'S SLEEP.
NEW SIMPLY SLEEP.
MY CONCERN
WITH A HOME PREGNANCY TEST
IS DID I DO IT RIGHT?
FIRST RESPON UNDERSTANDS.
I COULD SEE ITS CLEAR STICK
WORKING IMMEDIATELY...
SO I KNEW I DID IT RIGHT.
FOR AN ACCURATE, FAST RESPONSE
TRUST FIRST RESPONSE.
ONE OF THESE WOMEN USES SUAVE
HEALTHY SHINE WITH PRO-VITAMINS.
THE OTHER USES
PANTENE ULTRAVIVE.
BOTH HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR
THAT LOOKS HEALTHY, NOURISHED
AND FULL OF SHINE.
SO WHO USES SUAVE HEALTHY SHINE,
AND WHO SPENDS
UP TO TWICE AS MUCH ON PANTENE ?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL,
WHY SHOULD WE ?

WHAT IF YOU COULD TREAT WRINKLES
LIKE AN EXPERT WOULD ?
INTRODUCING RoC,
THE NUMBER ONE ANTI-WRINKLE
CREAM IN FRANCE.
DEVELOPED WITH DERMATOLOGISTS,
THIS PURE AND ACTIVE FORM
OF VITAMIN A...
WORKS DEEPER,
INSIDE SKIN'S SURFACE.
IN A 12 WEEK STUDY,
THE APPEARANCE OF FINE LINES
WAS REDUCED BY 86%,
WRINKLES BY 42%.
SOMETHING MORE SUPERFICIAL
BEAUTY TREATMENTS...
COULD NEVER PROMISE.
RoC:
SONNY: SO, WHAT'S IT GOING
TO BE?
ARE WE GOING TO -- YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW, SHOULD I BE INSULTED
BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER GO
WITH THAT GUY THAN WITH ME?
HANNAH: IT WASN'T THAT KIND
OF DATE.
SONNY: I'M STILL TRYING
TO DECIDE IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE
THAT.
HANNAH: BUT IT WAS A PAYING
DATE, AND I COULD HAVE USED THAT
MONEY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SONNY: I SAID I'D PAY DOUBLE.
WHAT YOU GOT TO DECIDE IS
IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS LINE
OF WORK.
SO LET'S GO FIND OUT.
HANNAH: DO YOU WANT THAT
GLASS OF ICE WATER IN YOUR LAP?
SONNY: I GUESS THAT'S A NO.
YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STRANGER?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T START
LETTING SOMEBODY HELP YOU.
HANNAH: LIKE YOU.
SONNY: I'M HERE.
HANNAH: WHY DO YOU WANT
TO HELP ME?
SONNY: BECAUSE I KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING
FOR MONEY.
WHY DO YOU NEED CASH SO BAD THAT
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
HANNAH: I'M NEIN TOWN.
YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY
THINGS REQUIRE PERMANENT
ADDRESSES AND A PHONE NUMBER
THAT IS NOT A PAY PHONE.
ADD IN NO LOCAL REFERENCES,
AND LET'S JUST SAY THE JOB
MARKET GETS LIMITED.
SONNY: TO PUT UP
WITH EVERYTHING YOU'RE WILLING
TO GO THROUGH,
WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY
FROM MUST BE PRETTY BAD.
CARLY: YOU'RE FUNNY.
A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY: YOU'RE REALLY ENJOYING
YOURSELF.
A.J.: WHY SHOULDN'T I?
LUKE'S IS A GREAT CLUB.
I LOVE THE BLUES.
CARLY: I COULDN'T COME HERE
BERE.
A.J.: WHY NOT?
CARLY: WELL, FOR STARTERS,
LUKE'S THE FIRST PERSON WHO KNEW
MY SECRET.
A.J.: WHICH SECRET?
CARLY: THAT I'M BOBBIE'S
DAUGHTER.
A.J.: OH. OK.
WHEW.
CARLY: HE USED IT TO TORTURE
ME AND BLACKMAIL ME AND MAKE
MY LIFE MISERABLE.
A.J.: AND YOU BEING SUCH
A SWEET THING.
CARLY: SHUT UP.
A.J.: I GOT TO TELL YOU,
FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT
THAT MAYBE YOU HAD ANOTHER
SECRET THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
ABOUT.
CARLY: OH, I DON'T KEEP ANY
SECRETS FROM YOU, A.J.
LUKE: CLAUDE, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE DEEP OVER HERE.
BETTER BRING MY SHOVEL.
A.J.: HELLO, LUKE.
LUKE: HEY, A.J.
CAROLINE.
CARLY: UNCLE LUKE.
A.J.: PLACE LOOKS GOOD.
LUKE: REALLY? YOU THINK SO?
A.J.: MM-HMM.
LUKE: IT'S THE SAME AS IT'S
BEEN FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS,
APART FROM THE BULLET HOLES.
BUT THEN, YOU DON'T COME
IN MUCH.
A.J.: CARLY AND I WANTED
A NIGHT OUT.
LUKE: OH, AND YOU CHOSE
MY JOINT.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
FORGOT. SORRY.
WELL, I'M TOUCHED.
COULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH A CUSTODY BATTLE, COULD IT?
LIKE MAYBE YOU'RE THINKING JASON
MIGHT WALK IN HERE, SEE THE TWO
OF YOU TOGETHER, AND BEAT
THE HELL OUT OF YOU SO THAT ALL
MY CUSTOMERS WOULD BE WITNESSES?
SEE, THAT AIN'T GOING TO WORK,
MAN.
NO, I MEAN, THE BEATING MIGHT GO
DOWN, BUT MY CUSTOMERS,
THEY DON'T SEE ANYTHING,
THEY DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
SO I GUESS IT'S SOMETHING WE PUT
IN THE DRINKS.
A.J.: SO YOU THINK THAT
JASON'S VIOLENT, DO YOU?
MAYBE YOU WOULD CONSIDER
TESTIFYING TO THAT IN
THE CUSTODY HEARING.
LUKE: CLEVER MAN,
BUT YOU DON'T NEED ME.
YOU GOT THE BABY'S MOTHER HERE.
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS,
YOU KNOW, GIVE LITTLE CAROLINE
ENOUGH MONEY, AND SHE'LL SAY
OR DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
CARLY: WELL, THEN AGAIN,
WHY WASTE ALL THAT MONEY WHEN
HE COULD JUST THREATEN ME
THE WAY YOU DID?
LUKE: AH.
THAT'S THE GAME.
YOU'RE POURING OUT YOUR TALE
OF WOE ON THE DEFENSELESS
MR. QUARTERMAINE, HOPING THAT
HE'LL BE UNDERSTANDING,
SYMPATHETIC, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
GENEROUS, HMM?
A.J.: YOU KNOW, LUKE,
WHEN YOU FIRST FOUND OUT WHO
CARLY WAS, YOUR FIRST IMPULSE
WAS NOT TO REACH OUT AND HELP
HER.
NO, IT WAS TO BLACKMAIL
HER AND EXPLOIT HER JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE HAD.
SO CAN YOU BLAME HER
FOR FIGHTING BACK?
LOOK, SHE'S PROVEN THAT SHE'S
A GOOD MOTHER TO MY SON.
SHE RISKED HER OWN LIFE TO BRING
MY SON HOME TO HIS REAL FATHER.
SHE'S WITH THE QUARTERMAINES,
AND THAT'S ALL THE POWER
SHE NEEDS.
STEFAN: YOU TAKE THE WORD
"LOVE" SERIOUSLY.
I RESPECT THAT.
LAURA: STEFAN --
STEFAN: NO, NO.
THERE'S NO NEED TO EXPLAIN.
WHEN YOU'RE READY, YOU'LL SAY
WHATEVER IS IN YOUR HEART.
UNTIL THEN, IT'S ENOUGH TO SPEND
THE EVENING WITH YOU, TO HEAR
W YOUR DAY WAS.
TWO YEARS AGO, SUCH A SIMPLE
THING SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE.
LAURA: YOU AMAZE ME.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS,
TO SEEING YOU?
YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU HAD UNTIL YOU LOST
IT?
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS MISSING
UNTIL --
STEFAN: UNTIL YOU OPENED
YOUR HEART TO THE POSSIBILITY.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH, WAIT, WAIT.
LOOK, IF YOU'RE NOT SURE ABOUT
THIS, THEN NEITHER AM I.
ELIZABETH: I THOUGHT I WAS.
LUCKY: NO, IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
I THINK I KNOW, ANYWAY.
ELIZABETH: YOU DO?
LUCKY: I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
ELIZABETH: HONEST?
YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT
TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
LUCKY: NO.
ELIZABETH: I'M SORRY
FOR DISAPPOINTING YOU.
LUCKY: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
YOU COULD NEVER.
ELIZABETH: IT'S JUST,
FOR OUR FIRST TIME, I WANT IT
TO BE SPECIAL, YOU KNOW.
LUCKY: IT WILL BE.
ELIZABETH: AND NOT THAT THIS
ISN'T SPECIAL, BUT SOMETHING
WE'RE GOING TO REMEMBER
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT IT --
AND I DO THINK ABOUT IT --
I JUST -- I WANT IT TO BE
IN A PLACE THAT WE BOTH KNOW,
YOU KNOW, A PLACE THAT MEANS
SOMETHING TO US, SURROUNDED
BY CANDLES AND THE LIGHT
BOUNCING OFF THE WALL.
AM I TOO GOOPY TO LIVE?
LUCKY: NO.
YOU'RE PERFECT.
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE LISTENING.
I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.
WELL, I MEAN, MAYBE A LITTLE,
BUT I'M WITH YOU ON THIS,
ELIZABETH.
IF IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT
TO EITHER OR BOTH OF US,
THEN IT'S NOT.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
I MEAN, WE'RE ONLY GOING TO GET
ONE FIRST TIME.
THAT'S IT.
AND I WANT IT TO BE SACRED.
ELIZABETH: I KNOW ONE THING.
I WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE AS MUCH
AS I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT
YOU LEFT IT ALL BEHIND,
YOUR DAY FOLLOWED YOU HOME.
[WHIMPERS]
ESCAPE...
WITH SOFTSOAP
RELAXING BODY WASH.
LET THE CALMING SCENT
OF FRESH LAVENDER
AND SOOTHING CHAMOMILE
SET YOU FREE.
LOSE YOURSELF
IN RICH MOISTURE BEADS.
SKIN IS SOFT, SMOOTH.
[ARF]
ESCAPE WITH
SOFTSOAP BODY WASH...
[ Woman ]
MY GRANDDAUGHTER
FOLLOWS MY EVERY MOVE.
BUT THE OTHER DAY WHEN I
SET OUT TO GIVE HER A LESSON,
IT TURNED OUT I WAS THE ONE
WITH SOMETHINGO LEARN...
ABOUT MY DENTURES.
SO I DECIDED TO TRY
FIXODENT FRESH.
IT FORMS A THIN YET STRONG SEAL
FOR A MORE SECURE FIT...
AND A FRESH FEELING.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD
TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW.
( western music
playing throughout )
EVEN THE TOUGHEST GREASY STAINS
LIKE SPAGHETTI SAUCE
ARE NO MATCH
FOR RESOLVE CARPET CLEANER.
NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER ONE.
THAT'S OKAY,OWBOY.
RESOLVE GETS YOU OUT
OF THE TOUGHEST SPOTS.
STOP SALMONELLA...
BEFORE IT SPREAD
LYSOL ANTIBACTERIAL
KITCHEN CLEANER.
THE CLEAN THAT HELPS PROTECT.
|9q0

HANNAH: SAN DIEGO WAS
THE LAST PLACE I LIVED.
YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
SONNY: NO, BUT I HEAR IT'S
NICE.
HANNAH: IT'S PRETTY.
SONNY: YEAH?
HANNAH: IF YOU LIKE SUNNY,
GORGEOUS, MILD WEATHER THAT
NEVER CHANGES, EVER.
THEY'VE DONE STUDIES THAT SHOW
ALL THAT SAMENESS CAN LITERALLY
DRIVE PEOPLE CRAZY.
THINGS DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK
OUT FOR ME THERE.
SONNY: SAN DIEGO
TO PORT CHARLES.
YOU CAN'T GET MU FURTHER THAN
THAT UNLESS ULEAVE
TE COUNTRY.l
HANNAH: I WANTED AS MUCH
DISTANCEETEN ME AND THAT
PLACE I COU.w
SO I DROVE UNTY 
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BESIDES, I WANTED TO LIVE
SOMEPLACE WHERE I COULD WALK
AND NOT BE AFRAID OF BEING
MUGGED.
YET ANOTHER THING THAT DIDN'T
EXACTLY WORK OUT.
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
JASON: EXCUSE ME.
SONNY, I'M TAKING OFF.
I'M LEAVING THE CAR AND FRANCIS.
SONNY: WHAT HAPPENED
TO MISS SCOTT'S DATE?
JASON: I WALKED HIM
TO HIS CAR AND SUGGESTED
MISS SCOTT WASN'T SOMEONE
HE SHOULD BE GOING OUT WITH.
SONNY: THANK YOU.
JASON: YOU'RE WELCOME.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
SONNY: NO, WAIT, WAIT.
CAN YOU JOIN US?
I'M TRYING TO DISSUADE
MISS SCOTT FROM ESCORTING
AS A CAREER CHOICE.
SIT DOWN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON THAT
SUBJECT, MR. MORGAN?
JASON: I THOUGHT YOU DID OK
WAITRESSING AT JAKE'S.
SONNY: UNTIL SHE MISTOOK
THE CASH REGISTER FOR AN A.T.M.
JASON: WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO SKIM, I CAN'T HELP.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO WORK, I THINK
I KNOW A PLACE.
ELIZABETH: CAN YOU JUST TELL
ME ONE MORE TIME THAT I DIDN'T
LEAD YOU ON OR LET YOU DOWN
OR SOMETHING?
LUCKY: NOT EVEN A LITTLE,
ELIZABETH.
WE BOTH WANT THE SAME THING --
TO WAIT UNTIL IT'S RIGHT.
WE'LL BE GLAD WE DID.
I KNOW IT.
ELIZABETH: I LEARNED
SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
TONIGHT.
LUCKY: WHAT?
ELIZABETH: WHEN I USED
TO THINK ABOUT MAKING LOVE
TO YOU, I ALWAYS WORRIED,
"WHAT IF IT SENDS ME CAREENING
BACKWARDS INTO THE RAPE?"
WELL, NOW I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING
TO.
DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH POWER
OVER ME ANYMORE.
YOU MADE THE HURT GO AWAY,
LUCKY.
HOW DO I THANK YOU FOR THAT?
LUCKY: IT'S EASY --
STAY WITH ME ALWAYS.
ELIZABETH: YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S EASILY DOABLE.
LUCKY: SO, WHAT DO WE WANT
TO DO WITH WHAT'S LEFT
OF OUR FIRST NIGHT IN MANHATTAN?
ELIZABETH: HMM.
WELL, THE HOTEL HAS A VIDEO
LIBRARY.
WE CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT
AND WATCH MOVIES.
LUCKY: I GOT A BETTER IDEA.-
ELIZABETH: HMM?
LUCKY: WHY DON'T WE HIT
THE STREETS?
SOAK IN THE ATMOSPHERE,
YOU KNOW, AND SEE WHAT THIS CITY
REALLY FEELS LIKE.
ELIZABETH: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA.
COME ON.
ALEXIS: MAYDAY.
MAYDAY!
MAYDAY!
THIS IS CHARLIE, ALPHA --
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
CHARLIE, ALPHA --
THIS IS A HELICOPTER CRASH.
WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN THE SAHARA
DESERT INSIDE LIBYA.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, THIS IS
ALEXIS DAVIS CASSADINE.
AND THE PILOT IS -- WAS --
JASPER JACKS.
HE --
I CAN'T FIND HIM.
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME --
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
GOD.
SHOOT!
SHOOT!
SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT!
JAX: WELL, MA UP YOUR MIND.
DO YOU WANT TO BE SHOT
OR RESCUED?
ALTHOUGH IF YOU'RE COUNTING
ON THAT RADIO, I'D COUNT
ON BEING SHOT.
ALEXIS: OH, JAX!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD,
YOU JERK!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
JAX: ARE YOU OK?
ALEXIS: YEAH, I'M OK.
I'M OK. I'M OK.
ARE YOU OK?
JAX: I'M OK. I'M .
ALEXIS: YOU THINK TH WAS
HELENA?
JAX: YEAH.
YEAH, SHE WANTS US DEAD.
LUKE: WELL, I WILL SAY THIS
FOR YOU, CAROLINE --
YOU'RE GOOD.
I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT.
CARLY: YOU'VE GOT NOTHING
I WANT.
LUKE: WELL, THAT MUST MEAN
SHE'S GETTING EVERYTHING
FROM YOU.
AND I DO MEAN EVERYTHING.
YOU STAND WARNED.
A.J.: GEE, GOLLY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRYING
TO FIX MY LIFE.
SAY, HOW'S YOURS?
LUKE: NEVER BETTER.
CARLY: THANK YOU FOR STANDING
UP FOR ME.
NOBODY EVER STANDS UP TO LUKE,
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR ME.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'S JUST
BEING LUKE.
CARLY: HE SCARES ME.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT, CARLY?
U'VE REALLY GOT TO STOP BEING
INTIMIDATED BY THESE TWO-BIT
THUGS -- LUKE, SONNY, JASON.
REAL POWER -- AND I'M TALKING
ABOUT LEGITIMATE, RESPECTED
POWER -- LIES WITHIN MY FAMILY,
AND YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY: I WAS REALLY WRONG NOT
TO COME TO YOU IN THE FIRST
PLACE, YOU KNOW.
YOU THINK YOU COULD FORGIVE ME
FOR THAT EVER?
I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THAT'S EVER
REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN?
A.J.: I DOUBT IT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I DO
LOOK AT MICHAEL, YOUR CHANCES
IMPROVE.
CARLY: YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A GREAT FATHER
AS SOON AS WE GET THIS WHOLE
MESS CLEANED UP.
I'M GLAD I FINALLY CAME TO YOU.
A.J.: COME ON, LET'S HAVE
SOME FUN.
CARLY: I ALREADY AM.
A.J.: CHEERS.
JASON: GET YOUR COAT RIGHT
HERE.
MAYBE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS,
BUT WHEN YOU GET
A YEAST INFECTION,
YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY
TILL YOU SEE HOW MUCH IT COSTS
TO CURE IT.
SO, I RELY ON MYCELEX-3.
WORKS JUST AS WELL AS MONISTAT,
BUT COSTS LESS.
MY CHOICE,
MY CURE IS MYCELEX.
( crashing,
punching, grunting )
FIGHTING TARTAR?
( punching, grunting )
BRUSHING MAY NOT BE ENOUGH.
( birds twittering... )
INTRODUCING THE ONLY MOUTHWASH
THAT HELPS FIGHT
TARTAR BUILD-UP:
NEW TARTAR CONTROL LISTERINE.
IT HAS THE SAME GERM-KILLING
POWER AS REGULAR LISTERINE
PLUS HELPS FIGHT TARTAR BUILD-UP
BETTER THAN BRUSHING ALONE.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT TARTAR,
MAKE IT AN UNFAIR FIGHT.

NEW TARTAR CONTROL LISTERINE.
|IT WAS LAUREN'S BATH TIME...
AND BECKY WANTED TO HELP.
I WAS USING
THE ALL-OVER BABY WASH.
JOHNSON'S HEAD-TO-TOE.
I HEARD IT'S MILDER

AND SPLASHED LAUREN'S FACE.
I GOT UPSET.
BUT LAUREN JUST LAUGHED.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
IT WOULD BE OKAY.
IT'S AS GENTLE TO HER EYES
AS PURE WATER.
JOHNSON'S HEAD-TO-TOE,
THE HAIR AND BODY BABY WASH.
NOT JUST GENTLE.
JOHNSON'S GENTLE.
A CONSTRUCTION WORKER TRAPPED BY
RAGING FLAMES AND BILLOWING
SMOKE!
SEE THE DRAMATIC RESCUE WHEN
FIREFIGHTERS PLUCKED HIM FROM
DANGER.
GOOD AFTERNOON, I'M DENISE
DADOR.
ALSO COMING UP ON EYEWITNESS
NEWS AT FOUR--
SHE'S A SUPER-MODEL WITH A
SUPER-CAREER--
BUT HOW WILL HAVING A BABY
AFFECT HER PICTURE-PERFECT BODY?
CINDY CRAWFORD REVEALS HER TRUE
FEELINGS ABOUT PREGNANCY.
AND-- MOTHER NATURE STILL
TEASING SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. THE
CALENDAR SAYS APRIL, BUT THE
WEATHER SAYS WINTER.
DALLAS HAS YOUR UP-TO-THE-MINUTE
FORECAST...
AT FOUR.
FELICIA: LUKE, DO YOU SEE
THE GHOST?
LUKE: SHE LOOKS LIKE BRENDA.
FELICIA: WHO IS SHE?
LUKE: MAYBE THE TORCH
TO IGNITE THIS LITTLE STICK
OF DYNAMITE OVER HERE.
FELICIA: HOW'S YOUR INSURANCE
ON THIS PLACE?
LUKE: I CAN'T GET ANY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, SOME DESTRUCTION
IS WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.
SHOULD WE POP POPCORN?
FELICIA: PRETZEL WILL DO.
A.J.: WHAT'S WRONG?
CARLY: JASON JUST WALKED IN.
A.J.: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
CARLY: I HAVE NO IDEA.
SONNY: MRS. SCORPIO, HI.
FELICIA: SONNY.
SONNY: IS THIS GUY BOTHERING
YOU?
FELICIA: DID YOU SEE
THE WOMAN THAT JASON'S WITH?
SONNY: ACTUALLY,
SHE'S WITH ME.
FELICIA: OH.
SONNY: LUKE, HOW WE FIXING
ON HELP HERE?
LUKE: DOES IT MATTER?
SONNY: HOW MUCH ARE WE PAYING
WAITRESSES THESE DAYS?
LUKE: 10 BUCKS AN HOUR.
SONNY: DOUBLE IT.
I'LL COVER THE REST.
HANNAH: SO, DID MR. CORINTHOS
TELL YOU HOW WE MET?
JASON: NO, HE DIDN'T.
HANNAH: I WAS TAKING A STROLL
BY THE WATER THE OTHER NIGHT,
AND THIS GUY CAME OUT
OF THE BLUE.
HE GRABBED MY PURSE.
I WAS STUPID.
I SHOULD HAVE LET GO, BUT IT WAS
MY LAST MONEY.
JASON: DID SONNY STEP IN?
HANNAH: YEAH, HE GOT
THE PURSE BACK.
THE GUY TOOK OFF.
JASON: OH.
THAT'S SONNY.
HE LIKES TO HELP PEOPLE.
THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW WE MET.
HE GAVE ME A JOB.
HANNAH: WHAT EXACTLY DO
YOU DO?
JASON: WE'RE COFFEE
IMPORTERS, ACTUALLY.
AND SONNY OWNS HALF THIS CLUB.
HANNAH: IT'S GOT A COOL FEEL.
JASON: YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU'D LIKE TO WORK HERE?
HANNAH: MUSICALLY, THIS PLACE
WAS MADE FOR ME.
JASON: PEOPLE ARE NICE.
HOURS ARE GOOD.
HANNAH: YOU WORKED HERE?
JASON: I PARKED CARS
FOR A WHILE.
HANNAH: YOU CERTAINLY DO GET
AROUND.
A.J.: SO, TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR DESIGN CLASS.
CARLY: NO.
YOU WANT TO DANCE?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT THIRD
DRINK.
IT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT TO LET
MY HAIR DOWN, GET A LITTLE
WICKED.
A.J.: WELL, HEY, WHO AM
I TO STOP YOU?
ELIZABETH: LOOK, LOOK.
READY? COME ON.
COME ON.
SINGERS: IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL
YOU'RE MY SUNSHINE
AFTER THE RAIN
YOU'RE THE CURE AGAINST
MY FEAR AND MY PAIN
'CAUSE I'M LOSING MY MIND
WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND
IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
SINGER: YOU'RE MY SUNSHINE
OH, YEAH
BABY, I
REALLY KNOW BY NOW
SINCE WE MET THAT DAY
YOU SHOWED ME THE WAY
I FELT IT THEN
YOU GAVE ME LOVE
I CAN'T DESCBE
HOW MUCH I FEEL FOR YOU
I SAID, BABY, I
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BY NOW
SHOULD HAVE BEEN RIGHT THERE
WHENEVER YOU
SINGERS: GAVE ME LOVE
AND IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE
SINGER: I'D TELL YOU
YES, I'LL TELL YOU
OH, YEAH, YEAH
SINGERS: YOU'RE MY SUNSHINE
AFTER THE RAIN
YOU'RE THE CURE AGAINST
MY FEAR AND MY PAIN
'CAUSE I'M LOSING MY MIND
WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND
IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
ALEXIS: YOU THINK THAT
HELENA'S GOING TO COME BACK
TO SEE IF WE'RE --
JAX: IF WE'RE DEAD?
WELL, IT'S UNLIKELY THEY'LL SET
DOWN, SO JUST --
ALEXIS: JUST --
JAX: PRETEND.
ALEXIS: TO BE DEAD?
JAX: YEAH.
ALEXIS: NO PROBLEM.
JAX: HOW YOU DOING?
ALEXIS: I'M FINE
I'M COLD.
JAX: WELL, YOU WON'T BE WHEN
THE SUN COMES UP.
HERE.
ALEXIS: DO YOU THINK THAT
HELENA SENT US ON A WILD GOOSE
CHASE TO TRY TO GET US OVER HERE
SO THAT SHE COULD KILL US?
OW.
JAX: SORRY.
DON'T FORGET, HELENA'S BEEN
COMING HERE FOR MONTHS NOW.
EITHER WE'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE
TO THE TRUTH OR WE STARED IT
RIGHT IN THE FACE AND MISSED IT.
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS' MEDICAL
RECORDS.
X: YEAH.
I MEAN, SHE WAS TAKING DESPERATE
MEASURES TO DESTROY ALL
THE TRACES OF THEM.
ALEXIS: YEAH.
JAX: AND WE WALKED AWAY
WITH THEM ANYWAY.
NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
DOING HERE OR WHERE SHE'S GOING,
BUT I THINK THE TRUTH SHE'S
TRYING TO KEEP FROM US IS BEHIND
US.
EXCEPT WE MIGHT BE CLOSER THAN
WE THINK.
ALEXIS: "CLOSER THAN
WE THINK"?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE SAHARA DESERT,
INSIDE LIBYA.
WE'RE AMERICAN CITIZENS.
QADDAFI HATES AMERICANS.
OF COURSE, I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
WORRIED ABOUT QADDAFI.
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, THE SUN'S
GOING TO COME UP SOMEWHERE OVER
THOSE DUNES AND WE'RE GOING
TO FRY.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY WATER.
JAX: OH, WE HAVEN'T FINISHED
LOOKING YET.
ALEXIS: HOW LONG CAN WE LAST
WITHOUT WATER?
A DAY?
HOW BIG IS THE SAHARA DESERT,
ANYWAY?
ISN'T IT AS BIG AS THE
UNITED STATES?
JAX: GREAT.
ALEXIS: WHAT?
JAX: FOUND ANOTHER LANTERN.
HERE.
WE COULD ALSO USE A MIRR.
DO YOU HAVE A MIRROR
IN YOUR BAG?
WE CAN USE IT TO START A FIRE
OR SIGNAL PLANES.
IF YOU GET THE REFLECTION JUST
RIGHT, YOU CAN SEND AN S.O.S.
ALEXIS: OH. OH, GOOD.
I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE THAT.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT
DEMONSTRATED VERY MUCH.
EXCEPT WE'RE INSIDE LIBYA.
I DON'T THINK THEY LET PLANES
FLY OVER LIBYA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JAX: I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
A LOOK AROUND.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
AND HAVE A REST.
YEAH, SIT DOWN.
OH, AND THERE ARE SCORPIONS
HERE.
SO JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
PLAY WITH THEM, YOU'LL BE OK.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
THERE'S NO FISH HERE.
LET'S JUST HAVE
LUNCH.
YEAH.
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SURE.
YOU GOT AN EXTRA ONE?
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SKIPPY, FOLKS.
RIGHT OVER THERE.
SKIPPY BRINGS OUT
THE PEANUT BUTTER LOVER
IN EVERYONE.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN
YOUR OUTSIDE WINDOWS,
DOES THE JOB SEEM...
THIS BIG ?
NEXT TIME, TRY WINDEX OUTDOOR.
JUST AIM, SPRAY AND RINSE.
WINDEX OUTDOOR'S CONCENTRATED
FORMULA AND SHEETING ACTION...
DISSOLVE TOUGH OUTDOOR GRIME
TO GET WINDOWS CLEAN.
NO BUCKETS. NO LADDERS.
NO AGGRAVATION.
BRING A BIG JOB DOWN TO SIZE
WITH WINDEX OUTDOOR.
FROM
S.C. JOHNSON WAX.
IT'S THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S HAPPENED TO A SANDWICH
SINCE SLICED BREAD.
THE ONE AND ONLY VLASIC
SANDWICH STACKERS.
HAM UP YOUR HAM.
[CRUNCH]
WOW!
MAKE YOUR TURKEY PERKY.
[CRUNCH]
WHOA!
PEP IT UP WITH THE ORIGINAL
SANDWICH STACKERS.
FROM...
[CRUNCH]
THE PERFECT PICKLE TO STACK.
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ALEXIS: I FOUND A FIRST AID
KIT.
JAX: THERE'S AN OUTCROPPING
OF ROCKS AUT 100 YARDS THAT
WAY.
THERE'S SOME SORT OF OVERHANG,
MIGHT EVEN BE A CAVE, SO IT
SHOULD GIVE US ENOUGH PROTECTION
FROM THE SUN.
ALEXIS: JAX, THE FLIGHT PLAN
THAT YOU FILED -- WHERE DID
YOU SAY IT WAS GOING?
JAX: TO GREECE, BUT JERRY
AND NED WILL FIND US.
NED WILL FIND ME JUST SO HE CAN
KILL ME.
ALEXIS: HOW WILL THEY KNOW
WHERE WE WENT OUT OF CAIRO?
JAX: I'M GOING TO FIX
THE RADIO AND TELL THEM.
ALEXIS: YOU CAN DO THAT?
JAX: SURE.
ALEXIS: YOU'VE LOOKED
AT THE RADIO?
YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN FIX IT?
JAX: OK. GOT IT.
ALEXIS: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
THE TRUTH.
ARE WE GOING TO DIE?
JAX: I'M GOING TO FIX
THE RADIO, OK?
NOW, IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE,
BUT AS LONG AS WE STAY OUT
OF THE SUN, WE'LL BE OK.
IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE,
THEN JERRY WILL DO WHAT
I WOULD -- FIND HELENA,
PUT A GUN TO HER HEAD, AND FIND
OUT WHERE WE ARE.
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF DYING
HERE, ALEXIS, AND I THINK
YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY -- IF ONLY
TO SPITE HELENA.
ALEXIS: YOU CERTAINLY KNOW
HOW TO GIVE THE RIGHT INCENTIVE.
JAX: WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE,
ALEXIS.
WELL -- OR AT LEAST YOU ARE.
NED'S STILL GOING TO KILL ME.
ELIZABETH: SHH.
WE HAVE TO BE QUIET.
LUCKY: OH, COME ON.
ELIZABETH: IT'S LATE.
PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING.
LUCKY: SO? IT'S NEW YORK.
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING
TO HAVE A PRETZEL FOR BREAKFAST,
ARE YOU?
ELIZABETH: WELL, YES, I AM.
IT'S MY NEW MEMORY FOOD.
FOR NOW ON AND FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE, WHENEVER I EAT
A PRETZEL --
LUCKY: A HOT PRETZEL.
ELIZABETH: A HOT PRETZEL,
I'M GOING TO STOP WHATEVER I'M
DOING AND REMEMBER THIS TRIP
AND EVERYTHING WE DID.
LUCKY: MEMORY FOOD, HUH?
ELIZABETH: YEAH,
YOU KNOW, LIKE BROWNIES OR RIBS.
LUCKY: CHINESE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?
WE SHOULD COME BACK THIS SUMMER
AND HAVE ICE CREAM IN
CENTRAL PARK.
ELIZABETH: HMM.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
WE CAN COME BACK THE FIRST WEEK
SCHOOL'S OUT, AND WE CELEBRATE,
AND THEN WE'LL TAKE A CARRIAGE
RIDE.
LUCKY: LADY, U GOT YOURSELF
A DATE.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW,
LUCKY, THIS TRIP HAS MADE ME
REALIZE WHAT THE FUTURE'S GOING
TO BE LIKE.
LUCKY: IT'S PRETTY AWESOME,
HUH?
I LOVE YOU.
ELIZABETH: I LOVE YOU.
A.J.: YOU KNOW,
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
CARLY: WHAT?
A.J.: YOUR UNCLE LUKE WAS --
HE WAS RIGHT.
CARLY: OH, YEAH?
A.J.: YEAH.
I DID COME HERE TO PROVOKE
JASON.
HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SHOW UP.
I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD GET
BACK TO HIM THAT WE WERE HERE.
BUT I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME --
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU'RE
PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR HIM.
CARLY: I AM NOT.
A.J.: YES, YOU ARE.
CARLY: NO, I'M NOT.
A.J.: YES, YOU ARE.
BUT HE'S NOT PAYING ATTENTION.
I AM.
AND I LIKE DANCING WITH YOU.
CARLY: I'M NOT DANCING
FOR JASON.
A.J.: OK, FINE, THEN YOU'RE
DANCING FOR EVERY GUY IN THIS
JOINT.
CARLY: OK, FINE.
WELL, I'M ONLY GOING HOME
WITH ONE.
AND I HAPPEN TO THINK THAT
HE AND I DANCE PRETTY WELL
TOGETHER --
A.J.: REALLY?
CARLY: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
FELICIA: WELL, I'M OUT
OF HERE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING
THAT WILL GET ME INTO TROUBLE.
THIS -- OOPS -- THIS IS FOR YOU.
LUKE: NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
NO, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
FELICIA: MY ONE DRINK?
LUKE: YOUR ONE DRINK IS
ON THE HOUSE.
FELICIA: OK.
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LUKE: YOU'RE WELCOME.
FELICIA: AND THIS IS FOR YOU.
WOULD YOU LET CARLY GO HOME JUST
THINKING THAT YOUR LADY FRIEND
IS WITH JASON?
WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME,
PLEASE?
I'LL CALL YOU LATER ABOUT THOSE
ALBUMS, OK?
LUKE: I'M GOING TO WALK
YOU OUT.
FELICIA: YOU ARE?
LUKE: OH, YEAH.
FELICIA: OH, THAT'S SO NICE.
LUKE: I KNOW.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
BYE, SONNY.
SONNY: BYE-BYE.
SONNY: MY PARTNER, HE'S GOING
TO WALK SOMEBODY OUT, AND HE'LL
BE BACK HERE IN A MINUTE.
HANNAH: I WAS JUST TELLING
JASON WHAT A NICE PLACE THIS IS.
SONNY: YEAH?
HANNAH: BUT I WANT TO MAKE
IT CLEAR -- THIS IS A JOB,
NOTHING ELSE.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO WALK AWAY,
MR. CORINTHOS, THINKING THAT
I OWE YOU, I DON'T.
IF IT'S A JOB WAITING TABLES,
I'LL TAKE IT.
NOTHING ELSE.
SONNY: I NEVER LEAN
ON MY WAITRESSES.
HANNAH: WHAT DID YOU WANT
EARLIER?
IF I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT
$1,000, WOULD YOU HAVE SLEPT
WITH ME?
SONNY: I GUESS WE'LL NEVER
KNOW, WILL WE?
SINGER: HAVE
TO FORGET YOU, BABY
'CAUSE YOU BROKE MY HEART
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
It WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLEMERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
IN HOSPITAL PHARMACIES,
THEY DISPENSE
MEDICINES THAT
WORK FAST.
FOR HEARTBURN, THAT'S
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
IT GOES TO WORK ON
STOMACH ACID IN ONE MINUTE.
PEPCID AC COULD TAKE
OVER 45 MINUTES.
HOSPITAL PHARMACIES
RELY ON MAALOX.
SHOULDN'T YOU?
COUNT ON
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
CHLORINE-- IT'S IN TAP WATER,
AND IT CAN FADE COLORS.
NO WONDER THEY'RE SCARED.
ALL-COLOR CHEER NEUTRALIZES
CHLORINE WHILE IT CLEANS...
TO HELP MAKE WATER
SAFE FOR COLORS.
ELIZABETH: HOW'S THE FLOOR?
LUCKY: WELL, THE GREAT THING
ABOUT FLOORS IS THEY ALL FEEL
THE SAME.
ELIZABETH: THANK
YOU FOR TONIGHT.
LUCKY: THANK YOU.
ELIZABETH: YOU MAY BE LUCKY,
BUT I'M LUCKIER.
LUCKY: UH-UH.
I'D SAY WE'RE EVEN.
THAT'S WHY IT WORKS.
WE'RJUST GETTING STARTED.
ELIZABETH: I LOVE YOU.
LUCKY: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
ELIZABETH: SWEET DREAMS.
LUCKY: HOW CAN I MISS?
ALEXIS: AH!
WATER!
WATER!
I FOUND FOUR BOTTLES OF WATER
IN THE STORAGE COMPARTMENT.
JAX: THEY'RE LIKE GOLD,
ALEXIS.
DON'T PUNCTURE THEM.
ALEXIS: I WON'T.
HERE.
JAX: WE SHOULD GET GOING.
ALEXIS: ONE SIP,
ONE SIP, ONE SIP.
JAX: THANKS.
WE SHOULD GET GOING.
ALEXIS: THAT'S GOOD.
JAX: WE DON'T WANT TO BE
ON THE SAND WHEN THE SUN COMES
UP.
ALEXIS: OK.
JAX: YOU READY?
ALEXIS: YEAH, I'M READY.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
ALEXIS: OK.
YOU GOT IT?
JAX: YEAH.
ALEXIS: OK.
JAX: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
THE SUN COME UP OVER THE SAHARA?
IT'S GORGEOUS.
ALEXIS: I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
MUCH I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO THAT.
I'M THINKING MAYBE "LAWRENCE
OF ARABIA."
CAMELS.
DO THEY HAVE ANY WILD CAMELS,
LIKE A WHOLE BIG HERD?
JAX: WILD CAMELS.
ALEXIS: DO CAMELS BITE?
JAX: NO.
THEY SPIT.
ALEXIS: OH.
ARI: I DIDN'T EXPECT
YOU TO BE UPSET BY MISS DAVIS'
DEATH.
HELENA: OH, DON'T BE A FOOL.
MY ONLY REGRET WITH ALEXIS IS
NOT GETTING RID OF HER SOONER.
BUT MR. JACKS --
INDEED I FEEL HIS LOSS.
OH.
THE THINGS WE MIGHT HAVE
ACHIEVED TOGETHER.
OH, WELL.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO DO
THIS MORE OFTEN.
CARLY: YEAH, THIS WAS
THE BEST TIME I THINK I'VE HAD
IN A LONG TIME.
IT'S LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE ME IS
JUST WAKING UP, A.J., SO I THANK
YOU FOR THAT.
GIVE ME A KISS.
A.J.: LET'S GO.
CARLY: OK.
AHEM.
A.J.: LUKE.
LUKE: SO LONG.
HEY, JASON. WHAT'S UP?
JASON: HEY, LUKE.
LUKE: HELLO, THERE.
I'M LUKE SPENCER.
HANNAH: HANNAH SCOTT.
LUKE: HI.
SO, DO WE TRAIN YOU, OR DO
YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE?
HANNAH: NO TRAINING
NECESSARY.
LUKE: WHERE HAVE YOU WORKED?
HANNAH: MOSTLY SAN DIEGO.
BUT RECENTLY I HAD A BRIEF STINT
AT JAKE'S.
SONNY: SHE WAS GOOD.
LUKE: WELL, YOU THINK
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO WORK HERE?
HANNAH: ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'VE GOT HOWLIN' WOLF
ON THE JUKEBOX.
IT DOESN'T GET ANY COOLER THAN
THAT.
LUKE: YOU KNOW HOWLIN' WOLF.
WELL, I THINK WE'RE GOING TO GET
ALONG JUST FINE.
SO WELCOME TO LUKE'S.
COME BY TOMORROW.
I'LL GET YOU STARTED.
HANNAH: THANK YOU.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPIAL."
WHEF YOU COMBINE
REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
AND CRISPY WAFERS,
THE COMBINATION
IS IRRESISTIBLE.
REESE STICKS...
DISCOVER THE GREAT TASTING
FIBER THERAPY
THAT WON'T PRODUCE EXCESS GAS.
DISCOVER CITRUCEL.
PEOPLE PREFER THE TASTE
OF CITRUCEL OVER METAMUCIL
2 TO 1.
TASTE TESTS PROVE IT.
AND BETTER TASTE, TOO.
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AROUND HERE, WE LIKE TO EAT,
AND WE'RE TIRED
OF FEELING GUILTY...
r
BECAUSE WE LIKE TO EAT THINGS
THAT TASTE GOOD.
THE FOLKS
WHO MAKE KRAFT SAD DRESSING
MUST'VE READ OUR MINDS.
THEY'VE GOT A BUNCH OF DRESSINGS
CALLED LIGHT DONE RI;T!
WITH HALF THE FAT
OF THE REGULAR KIND.
BUT THEY TASTE BETTER
THAN ANYTHG LIGHT
HAS A RIGHT TO.
LIGHT DO RIGHT!
I GUESS THEY JUST KNOW
WHAT WE LIKE.
AROUND HERE,
THE DRESSING IS KRAFT.

DADDY, DADDY,
WATCH ME!
Woman: SHH. DADDY'S
GOT A HEADACHE.
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE.
DADDY'S GOT TYLENOL
FOR HIS HEADACHE...
THE MOST TRUSTED COMBINATION
OF STRENGTH AND SAFETY
IN PAIN RELIEF TODAY.
AND TYLENOL WORKS WITHOUT
STOMACH IRRITATION,
SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
Dad: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
DADDY'S GOING TO BE
RIGHT AS RAIN.
LESS CRIME IS NO ACCIDENT.
MENTORING, JOB TRAINING,
COUNSELING.
THESE KINDS OF PROGRAMS
ARE KEEPING KIDS AWAY
FROM CRIME.
LOOK AROUND. KIDS INVOLVED
IN THESE PROGRAMS
ARE STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE.
IT TAKES YOU
AND PROGRAMS THAT WORK.
CALL 1-800-WE PREVENT
FOR A FREE BOOKLET
AND HELP TAKE A BITE
OUT OF CRIME.
ALEXIS: NO ONE IS EVER GOING
TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE,
WHICH MEANS THAT NO ONE WILL
EVER FIND US.
AUDREY: HELLO, YOU TWO.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
CARLY: DO YOU MIND TELLING ME
WHO THAT SLUT WAS YOU WERE
WITH LAST NIGHT?
SONNY: YOU'RE EARLY.
HANNAH: I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD
IMPRESSION.
SONNY: WELCOME TO LUKE'S.

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