GH Transcript Monday 4/5/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Monday 4/5/99

Provided by Laura

TAGGERT: THIS WAS PAYBACK.
JUSTUS KNOWS IT.
AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT IS
GOING TO AFFECT HIS JUDGMENT,
YOU ARE WRONG.
A.J.: IF ANYONE FINDS OUT
THAT I HIRED YOU TO TORCH THIS
WAREHOUSE, I WILL HANG YOU OUT
TO DRY.
HANNAH: WHAT'LL IT BE?
TAGGERT: FREEZE! POLICE!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
SONNY: HI.
HANNAH: OH, HI.
SONNY: YOU MADE IT HOME OK
THE OTHER NIGHT?
HANNAH: YEAH.
SONNY: YEAH?
HANNAH: THANKS TO YOU.
SONNY: WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S DANGEROUS ON THE DOCKS
AFTER DARK.
HANNAH: IF YOU HADN'T BEEN
THERE -- THANK YOU.
SONNY: I'M GLAD TO BE
OF HELP.
HANNAH: I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN
AWAY LIKE THAT.
I WAS A LITTLE SHOOK UP.
SONNY: OH, NO, YOU KNOW,
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
SONNY CORINTHOS.
HANNAH: HANNAH SCOTT.
SONNY: HOW YOU DOING?
HANNAH: GOOD.
TAMMY: HEY.
BOBBIE: OH, TAMMY, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE A MIND READER.
TAMMY: OH, IS IT REALLY
THAT BAD?
BOBBIE: MY DARLING BROTHER
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED WITHIN
500 FEET OF A BALANCE SHEET.
I KEEP TELLING HIM YOU CAN'T
COUNT PARKING TICKETS
AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVEN'T PAID
TH.
HE SAYS, "OH, NO, RUBY USED
TO DO IT ALL THE TIME."
DON'T LAUGH.
I MAY NEED YOU TO CHECK MY WORK.
TAMMY: OH, BOBBIE.
AND I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD
NIGHT.
TAGGERT: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR, NOW!
PUT YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD.
McGINNIS, ADAMS, YOU TAKE THESE
GUYS.
HOLLIS, ROBERTS, UPSTAIRS.
I'LL COVER THE BACK.
TAGGERT: FREEZE! POLICE!
A.J.: WE'LL CALL THIS
A BONUS.
MAN: THAT WORKS FOR ME.
A.J.: DID A NICE JOB BURNING
DOWN THE WAREHOUSE.
IT'S WORTH AN EXTRA 10 GRAND.
BUT UNDERSTAND THIS -- IT'S MY
FINAL PAYMENT.
I DON'T WANT TO EVER SEE OR HEAR
FROM YOU AGAIN.
MAN: WELL, IT'S LIKE I SAID,
I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
IT COSTS MORE THAN I THOUGHT.
A.J.: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
CARE ABOUT YOUR MOVING PLANS.
JUST GO AWAY AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH
SHUT.
MAN: YOU WON'T HEAR ANOTHER
WORD.
[NOISE]
A.J.: WHO'S THERE?
IS SOMEONE THERE?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
WHO'S THERE?
WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN
YOUR OUTSIDE WINDOWS,
DOES THE JOB SEEM...
THIS BIG ?
NEXT TIME, TRY WINDEX OUTDOOR.
JUST AIM, SPRAY AND RINSE.
WINDEX OUTDOOR'S CONCENTRATED
FORMULA AND SHEETING ACTION...
DISSOLVE TOUGH OUTDOOR GRIME
TO GET WINDOWS CLEAN.
NO BUCKETS. NO LADDERS.
NO AGGRAVATION.
BRING A BIG JOB DOWN TO SIZE
WITH WINDEX OUTDOOR.
FROM
S.C. JOHNSON WAX.
WISK PRESENTS:
WE STILL HAVE
TO DO THE LAUNDRY.
FORTUNATELY, WISK HAS
A TARGETED CLEANING SYSTEM TO:
DADDY, DADDY,
WATCH ME!
Woman: SHH. DADDY'S
GOT A HEADACHE.
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE.
DADDY'S GOT TYLENOL
FOR HIS HEADACHE...
THE MOST TRUSTED COMBINATION
OF STRENGTH AND SAFETY
IN PAIN RELIEF TODAY.
AND TYLENOL WORKS WITHOUT
STOMACH IRRITATION,
SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
Dad: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
DADDY'S GOING TO BE
RIGHT AS RAIN.
MOM'S CALLING
ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR
'CAUSE OUR CAR IS SICK.
ENTERPRISE WILL ARRANGE
TO PICK YOU UP...
WOW!
DRIVE YOU TO OUR PLACE,
AND GET YOU ON YOUR WY.
EVERYBODY LOVES
TO BE PICKED UP.
PICK ENTERPRISE:
THE SUN WILL RISE.
WINTER WILL COME.
AD WATER
WILL TASTE
AS FRESH TODAY
AS IT DID A THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
WITH BRITA.
SONNY: NICE TO MEET YOU,
HANNAH SCOTT, ESPECIALLY UNDER
MORE PLEASANT CIRCUMSTANCES.
HANNAHU TO DRINK?
SONNY: SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.
MAKE IT A DOUBLE, THANK YOU.
HANNAH: WOULD YOU LIKE ANY
FOOD WITH THAT?
SONNY: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
WORKING HERE THAT LONG,
HAVE YOU?
NOBODY EATS HERE.
LET'S JUST SAY IF JAKE OFFERS
YOU FREE FOOD AS PART
OF THE DEAL, HOLD OUT
FOR THE MONEY INSTEAD.
HANNAH: I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
THANKS AGAIN.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
HANNAH: SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.
MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
MAN: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
LISTEN, IF THAT'S NOT TOO
DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
SONNY: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
HERE, BUT I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A SUGGESTION.
YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
MAN: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS
LIKE.
SONNY: NO, NO, HEY, WAIT.
DON'T YOU EVER TURN AWAY
FROM ME.
YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.

SONNY: YOU ALL RIGHT?
I'LL TAKE THAT SCOTCH
ON THE ROCKS WHEN YOU GET
A CHANCE.
JAKE: MR. CORINTHOS.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THAT GUY YOU JUST
SENT OFF -- HE'S MY BEST WAITER.
A.J.: WHO'S THERE?
IS SOMEONE THERE?
HELLO?
MAN: HEY, YOU WANT EVERYBODY
ON THE DOCKS TO COME OVER HERE?
CALM DOWN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NERVOUS.
NO ONE WILL EVER CONNECT
YOU WITH THAT WAREHOUSE FIRE.
A.J.: MAKE SURE THEY DON'T.
EMILY: HI.
LUCKY: COME ON IN.
EMILY: WOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE FIRST
ONE HERE.
I MADE REGINALD GO SO FAST,
HE ALMOST RAN A RED LIGHT
ON THE WAY OVER HERE.
HOPE I'M NOT LATE.
LUCKY: YOU ARE.
NOT ONLY DID WE ALREADY ORDER,
BUT NIKOLAS AND ELIZABETH WENT
TO PICK UP THE PIZZA.
I'M SORRY.
WE DIDN'T GET ANY CANADIAN BACON
AND PINEAPPLE.
IF YOU'RE NOT HERE TO CHOOSE,
YOU TAKE WHAT YOU GET.
EMILY: THAT'S OK.
AS LONG AS THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I CAN EAT THAT DOESN'T HAVE
GREEN PEPPERS IN IT.
LUCKY: AM I NOT YOUR OLDEST
FRIEND?
I WOULD NEVER GET YOU ANYTHING
WITH GREEN PEPPERS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
EMILY: YEAH, BUT,
LUCKY, THERE WAS THAT ONE
TIME -- REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT
TO LOOK FOR MY AUNT CORI,
AND WE WENT TO ARIZONA,
AND WE HAD BARELY ANY MONEY,
AND YOU BOUGHT THOSE DISGUSTING
SANDWICHES?
LUCKY: THOSE WERE GREAT.
EMILY: NO.
PRACTICALLY THE WHOLE THING WAS
GREEN PEPPERS.
LUCKY: BUT YOU TOOK YOURS OUT
AND GAVE THEM TO ME.
IT DOESN'T COUNT.
EMILY: DO YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT HOW MUCH STUFF WE'VE DONE
TOGETHER?
YOU KNOW, RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME
AND CAMPING OUT IN THE DESERT.
LUCKY: WELL, YOU STOLE A VASE
FROM YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
EMILY: YEAH.
LUCKY: WE WERE ALMOST BURIED
ALIVE.
EMILY: I'M GOING TO MISS YOU,
YOU KNOW, WHEN LIZ GETS INTO ART
SCHOOL AND YOU GUYS MOVE AWAY
TO NEW YORK TOGETHER.
BUT I WANT YOU TO.
I KNOW LIZ IS A REALLY GOOD
ARTIST.
IT'S -- IT'S JUST GOING TO BE
HARD NOT HAVING YOU AROUND.
LUCKY: WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE
HARD FOR ME, TOO, YOU KNOW.
BOBBIE: HI, CARLY.
CARLY: HI.
MY DESIGN CLASS RAN LATE,
SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY HERE
FOR DINNER.
BOBBIE: GOOD.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
CARLY: YOU, TOO.
TAMMY: HEY.
YOU CAN SIT ANYPLACE YOU WANT.
CARLY: OH, THANKS.
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
CARLY: CAN I ORDER NOW?
DO YOU MIND?
TAMMY: SURE THING.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR FRIEND
A.J., HE NEVER CAME BY.
CARLY: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE'LL PROBABLY BE IN
IN A SECOND.
I REALLY SHOULD HAVE WAITED
FOR HIM.
HE DOESN'T LIKE FOR ME TO BE OUT
THERE ON THE DOCKS THIS LATE
AT NIGHT.
TAMMY: WELL, YEAH.
IT'S PRETTY DANGEROUS OUT THERE.
CARLY: WOULD YOU MIND NOT
MENTIONING IT TO HIM?
HE WORRIES ABOUT ME.
TAMMY: MENTION WHAT?
CARLY: THANKS.
TAMMY: OK, NOW WHAT CAN
I GET YOU?
CARLY: JUST A COUPLE
OF SPECIALS, I GUESS.
TAMMY: YOU GOT IT.
CARLY: GREAT.
THAT'S WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW --
YOUR MACHINE.
JASON, ARE YOU THERE?
HELLO?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
OK, LOOK, I CAN'T GET OVER THERE
TONIGHT, BUT I'M GOING TO COME
BY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
PLEASE BE THERE.
I REALLY NEED TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING, AND IT'S MAJOR.
A.J.: WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
HEY, BUBBLE GUM BLOWERS,
KNOW HOW YOU LOVE
THE CLASSIC FLAVOR
OF EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM ?
SO YOU CAN ENJOY BLOWING
LOTS OF EXTRA BUBBLES.
HOW MANY EXTRA ?
THE FLAVOR AND THE BUBBLES
GO ON AND ON.
SO REMEMBER,
TRY EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM.
WHY ?
NOW THE FLAVOR YOU LOVE
LASTS LONGER THAN EVER.
YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM.
THEY TRY.
BUT WHAT DOES A GUY KNOW
ABOUT A PERIOD ?
HE SAYS, "TAKE TYLENOL."
IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I NEED MIDOL.
FOR THE CRAMPS, HEADACHE,
MAJOR-LEAGUE BLOATING,
MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG
ON PAIN,
BUT IT DOES MORE
THAN ADVIL OR TYLENOL...
BECAUSE IT'S GOT SOMETHING EXTRA
TO FIGHT BLOATING
AND FATIGUE TOO.
I WIN.
MUST BE THE RENTED SHOES.
THIS IS THE ONE.
I WAS SO PSYCHED
IT CAME OUT.
MY BROTHERS DARED
ME TO DO IT.
THEY DIDN'T THINK
I COULD KEEP UP.
KODAK MAX.
NOW I'VE GOT PROOF.
FILM THAT CAPTURES ACTION
AND TAKES GREAT PICTURES
IN ALMOST ANY LIGHT.
LOW LIGHT, SUNLIGHT,
ACTION OR STILL.
SO, WHEN'S THE HARD PART?
KODAK MAX.
IT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT FILM.
OOOOOOO !
YO, I'M HUNGRY.
ALL RIGHT.
WHOA. HOW'D YOU MAKE
LEMON CHICKEN ?
OH, WITH PAM.
SHE GOT A SISTER ?
HUH ?
DOES SHE ?
WHO ?
INTRODUCING ALL NATURAL
LEMON FLAVORED PAM.
IS NEVER TO START.
THIS IS NASALCROM.
YOU HEARD RIGHT.
IT'S ALLERGY PREVENTION.
NASALCROM DOESN'T JUST
RELIEVE ALLERGIES.
IT FLAT OUT PREVENTS THEM...
PREVENTING THE NATURAL DEFENSES
IN YOUR NOSE FROM
GOING HAYWIRE...
SO YOU CAN LIVE LIKE A PERSON
WITH NO ALLERGIES.
NASALCROM'S LIKE NOTHING ELSE...
NO DROWSINESS, NO JITTERS,
NO REBOUND CONGESTION.
NASALCROM.
THE BEST WAY TO
STOP SUFFERING...
IS NEVER TO START.
A.J.: WELL?
CARLY: OH.
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE MY DESIGN
PARTNER IN MY CLASS.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T.
SHE'S DETERMINED TO MAKE THIS
ROOM ART NOUVEAU, WHICH IS FINE
IF YOU LIKE NAKED WOMEN HOLDING
LAMPS, YOU KNOW, BUT THERE'S GOT
TO BE MORE.
A.J.: WHY?
CARLY: OH, COME ON.
A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY: WELL, SO I THOUGHT
MACINTOSH, YOU KNOW?
I THINK THAT'S HIS NAME.
HE'S A SCOTTISH GUY WHO USED
TO DESIGN TEAROOMS AND STUFF
LIKE THAT WITH HIS WIFE.
BUT NOBODY PAID ANY ATTENTION
TO HIM UNTIL AFTER HE DIED.
SO THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S THE ANSWER -- MACINTOSH.
WE NEED TO BRING IN SOME
OF HIS DESIGNS SO THAT WE CAN
GIVE THE ROOM MORE TEXTURE
AND MORE LIFE.
THE GUEST LECTURER -- ACTUALLY,
SHE MENTIONED HIM, BUT I DIDN'T
REALLY PUT IT ALL TOGETHER UNTIL
AFTER I GOT HERE AND I WAS
WAITING ON YOU AND --
YOUR EYES ARE GLAZING OVER.
ANYWAY, THAT'S THE BIG NEWS.
A.J.: WOW.
SOUNDS MAJOR TO ME.
CARLY: YEAH, IT IS IN DESIGN
CLASS.
A.J.: YOU NEVER CEASE
TO AMAZE ME.
YOU GET YOURSELF ALL WORKED UP
OVER THE SMALLEST THINGS.
CARLY: WELL, I REALIZE THAT
MY CLASS ISN'T E.L.Q., BUT IT
REALLY MATTERS TO ME.
A.J.: I UNDERSTAND.
CARLY: GOOD.
TAMMY: I'LL BE RIGHT
WITH YOU, OK?
WHERE DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME
FROM?
BOBBIE: WORD'S GETTING AROUND
THAT YOU'RE DOING GOOD JOB.
TAMMY: OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WHY I SENT ELIZABETH HOME
EARLY.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE
SLOW.
BOBBIE: WELL, YOU KNOW,
HONEY, AS FAR AS PROBLEMS GO,
THIS IS NOT A BAD ONE TO HAVE.
TAMMY: I KNOW.
I HATE TO CALL HER BACK THIS
LATE, BUT --
BOBBIE: OK, OK, OK.
HAND IT OVER.
TAMMY: OH, BOBBIE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TIME TO HELP ME.
BOBBIE: WELL, I'M NOT JUST
TRYING TO HELP.
I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE
THOSE HORRLE RECEIPTS.
TAMMY: OH, THEY'RE THAT
INTIMIDATING?
BOBBIE: OH, DON'T GET ME
WRONG.
I ADMIRE THE WAY MY BROTHER
THINKS.
IT'S JUST NOT FOR THE FAINT
AT HEART.
TAMMY: OH, I'LL HAVE TO KEEP
THAT IN MIND.
THANKS, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: HEY, THEY WANT FOOD
AND YOU BRING IT TO THEM, RIGHT?
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO THIS JOB.
TAMMY: EXACTLY.
BOBBIE: WELL, GOOD EVENING.
MY NAME IS BOBBIE, AND I'LL BE
YOUR SERVER THIS EVENING.
JERRY: THAT'S THE BEST NEWS
I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE.
BOBBIE: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
CARLY: I -- I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND.
I ORDERED FOR US.
A.J.: NO, THAT'S GREAT.
I'M STARVING.
CARLY: I FIGURED, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU ORDER FOR ME
AT CAFE MATISSE, I SHOULD ORDER
FOR YOU AT KELLY'S.
A.J.: WORKS FOR ME.
CARLY: GOOD.
CAN'T BE TOO HARD.
A.J.: NO.
TAMMY: OK.
TWO SPECIALS.
FISH AND CHIPS.
ENJOY.
CARLY: MMM.
LUCKY: YOU REMEMBER MUCH
ABOUT ARIZONA?
EMILY: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH
EVERYTHING.
I MEAN, I REMEMBER THE FIRST
SCHOOL THAT I WENT TO AND MY OLD
ADDRESS AND HOW THE WEATHER WAS,
HOW IT WAS ALWAYS VERY, VERY HOT
AND HOW MY MOM AND I USED
TO TAKE HIKES IN THE DESERT.
LUCKY: YOU STILL MISS IT?
EMILY: YEAH.
I MISS MY MOM.
I ALWAYS WILL, THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
AND I DEFINITELY MISS THE HEAT,
ESPECIALLY IN FEBRUARY WHEN IT'S
BEEN SNOWING FOR THREE DAYS
STRAIGHT.
LUCKY: I UNDERSTAND.
BUT WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU WHERE
YOU'RE FROM, WHAT'THE FIRST
THING YOU THINK OF?
EMILY: PORT CHARLES.
THIS IS MY HOME, EVEN THOUGH
I'VE ONLY LIVED HERE SINCE
I WAS 11.
LUCKY: SEE?
IT'S THE SAME FOR ME.
I WAS BORN IN TEXAS, BUT I DON'T
REMEMBER IT.
WE WERE ON THE RUN BY THE TIME
I WAS 2.
I MEAN, EVERY PLACE WAS GOOD
BECAUSE I WAS WITH MY MOM
AND MY DAD, BUT I ALWAYS KNEW
THAT WE'D BE MOVING ON,
THAT THE FARM OR THE APARTMENT
OR THE TREE IN THE BACK YARD WAS
TMPORARY,
THAT NO PLACE, NOMATTER HOW
GOOD OR SAFE, WAS GOING TO LAST.
CANADA WAS AS CLOSE TO A HOME
AS I'D HAD.
BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL I GOT
TO PORT CHARLES THAT I WAS HOME.
AND I KNEW IT WHEN I WALKED
INTO KELLY'S FOR THE FIRST TIME
~UGGED ME.
AND BOBBIE TREATED ME LIKEH'D
KNOWN MEOR YEA5
THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE
I STOPED qG.
EVEN THOUGH I WNTl0g%g>yNG B@/?
?EMILY: BUT OT LIKE
I CAN'T CALL ANYTIME
OR HOPEFULLY COME AND VISIT.
LUCKY: DON'T BE DUMB.
OF COURSE.
EMILY: IT'S STILL GOING TO BE
DIFFERENT NOT HAVING YOU HERE
IN TOWN.
YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM
WAS DYING OF CANCER AND I KNEW
THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE
WITH THE QUARTERMAINES,
AND THEY ALL JUST SEEMED SO LOUD
AND CRAZY, AND THAT HOUSE WAS
SO BIG.
AND THEN I MET YOU.
AND THERE WERE TIMES THAT FIRST
YEAR WHEN THE ONLY GOOD THING
THAT I COULD THINK OF WAS HAVING
YOU AS A FRIEND.
LUCKY: THAT WON'T CHANGE,
EMILY.
EMILY: I KNOW.
IT'S STILL GOING TO BE
DIFFERENT, THOUGH -- I MEAN,
NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS.
I WON'T SEE YOU AT SCHOOL
OR BUMP INTO YOU AT KELLY'S.
YOU DON'T THINK THAT THERE'S ANY
WAY THAT MAYBE LIZ COULD STUDY
ART HERE IN PORT CHARLES?
LUCKY: IT'S POSSIBLE,
BUT THE SCHOOL IN NEW YORK'S
THE BEST.
EMILY: YEAH.
IT'LL ALSO GIVE YOU AND LIZ
A CHANCE TO GET OUT ON YOUR OWN.
YOU KNOW, MOVE IN TOGETHER,
BE TOGETHER.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH TOLD
YOU THAT?
EMILY: SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO.
I CAN JUST TELL BY LOOKING
AT YOU GUYS, THE WAY YOU ARE
TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?
THERE ARE SO MANY KIDS
AT OUR SCHOOL THAT WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE A PLACE LIKE THIS.
BUT TO THEM IT WOULD JUST BE
A ROOM.
YOU AND LIZ MAKE IT SOMETHING
MORE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S
YOUR OWN WORLD.
LUCKY: WELL, IF WE EVER MADE
YOU FEEL UNWELCOME --
EMILY: NO, YOU NEVER DID.
IT'S EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.
AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE HANGING
AROUND WITH YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
I MEAN, IT'S FUN TO HANG OUT
WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LOVE.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE BY THEM BEING
HAPPY, THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY
BY OSMOSIS.
OH, SORRY.
THAT WAS KIND OF GOOPY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE
YOU EMBARRASSED.
LUCKY: YOU DIDN'T.
YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE SOMEDAY,
EMILY.
AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHY I'M
LEAVING.
BECAUSE WHATEVER THE PERN
YOU LOVE NEEDS BECOMES THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD.
EMILY: NO, YOU BETTER STOP
THERE.
I'LL NEVER FALL IN LOVE.
LUCKY: WHY NOT?
EMILY: BECAUSE WHOEVER THAT
PERSON IS IS GOING TO HAVE
TO MEASURE UP TO WHO YOU ARE,
AND I DON'T SEE HOW THEY COULD
DO THAT.
SONNY: WELL, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I SAW THE GUY HASSLING
YOUR WAITRESS, I -- YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR ANYBODY.
BUT I DO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE SHORT-STAFFED.
SO WHY DON'T YOU DO ME
A FAVOR -- GO AHEAD AND CALL
CLAUDE OVER AT LUKE'S.
HAVE HIM SEND OVER TWO
WAITRESS RIGHT AWAY.
JAKE: WELL, I DO APPRECIATE
YOUR HELP, BUT WHY TWO?
SONNY: ONE TO TAKE OVER
FOR THE GUY WITH NO MANNERS,
AND THE OTHER ONE TO TAKE SOME
PRESSURE OFF THE YOUNG LADY.
JAKE: OH.
HANNAH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR BREAK NOW.
SIT DOWN AND KEEP MR. CORINTHOS
COMPANY, HUH?
HANNAH: NO PROBLEM.
SONNY: HANNAH SCOTT.
SONNY: AHEM.
WHAT'D YOU LIKE TO DRINK?
HANNAH: GO TO HELL.
THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT
WAS FOR ME TO GET THIS JOB?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?
THIS IS THE FIRST NIGHT SHIFT
I'VE PULLED SINCE I'VE STARTED
HERE.
THAT'S WHERE THE TIPS ARE, OK?
SONNY: I REALIZE THAT.
HANNAH: YEAH.
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE MY LAST.
SONNY: YOU'RE DOING
A GOOD JOB.
HANNAH: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES
THAT MAKE IF YOU GO AND MESS IT
ALL UP?
THAT LITTLE SCENE YOU CAUSED
COULD HAVE GOT ME FIRED.
SONNY: I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP.
HANNAH: YEAH, WELL,
YOU DIDN'T.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WAITER'S
DIFFICULT, AN I NEEDED TO PROVE
TO JAKE THAT I COULD DEAL
WITH HIM.
SONNY: I GUESS I GOT A SOFT
SPOT FOR LADIES IN DISTRESS.
HANNAH: LET ME MAKE THIS
CLEAR, MR. CORINTHOS --
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID FOR ME
ON THE DOCKS.
SONNY: I BELIEVE YOU.
HANNAH: BUT I'M NOT
IN DISTRESS AT THE MOMENT.
ALL RIGHT?
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
SONNY: NO DOUBT.
HANNAH: I DON'T NEED TO BE
RESCUED BY YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE.
Woman, vo: IF I COULD
FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW,
I'D GET 6 GOOD HOURS.
[DOG BREATHING DEEPLY]
I COULD STILL GET 4 HOURS.
4 HOURS IS OK.
I'VE DONE WITHOUT SLEEP BEFORE.
I CAN DO IT AGAIN.
IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP,
IF THINGS YOU'VE TRIED
LEAVE YOU GROGGY THE NEXT DAY...
YOUR DOCTOR HAS AN INNOVATIVE
APPROACH TO SLEEP THERAPY YOU
SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...
[ALARM CLOCK BEEPS]
GET THE STICK, RASCAL!
[LOUD SCRAPING]
IT'S GOT TO BE
THE PUPPY CHOW.
PURINA PUPPY CHOW HELPS
BUILD STRONG BONES AND MUSCLES
AND SUPPORTS
A HEALTHY IMMUNE SYSTEM,
THE BUILDING BLOCKS
GROWING PUPPIES NEED
FOR A LONG, STRONG,
AND EXCEPTIONAL LIFE.
LOG ON TO PUPPYCHOW.COM
FOR ADVICE ON RAISING PUPPIES
AND TO ORDER PURINA'S
INCREDo@LE PUPPY CARE KIT.
ONE FREE PER HOUSEHOLD.
THE CREST EXTENDER,
WITH GENTLE EXTENDER FIBERS...
TO CLEAN DEEP BETWEEN TEETH.
THE CREST EXTENDER.
KIDS LOVE COLOR WIPEOFFS
FROM CRAYOLA.
THEY COLOR FOR HOURS
WITH SPECIAL WASHABLE MARKERS
AND THE COLOR WIPEOFF BOARD
THAT LETS THEM COLOR
AGAIN AND AGAIN.
LOOK FOR THE WHOLE LINE
OF COLOR WIPEOFFS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE...
WHEN YOU PUT BATH TISSUE
ON YOUR LIST, REMEMBER
THREE WORDS OF COMFORT.
SOFT.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE ULTRASOFT
IS EVEN SOFTER...
THAN THE LEADING PREMIUM BRAND.
THICK. IT'S THICKER
THAN THE LEADING BRAND TOO.
AND KLEENEX,
A NAME YOU TRUST.
>> I THROW OBJECTS, POUND DESKS,
JUST GET ALL MAD.
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO LIVE
ANYMORE.
OPRAH: THEY COULD BE YOUR SONS.
>> HE'S HAVING A LOT OF PROBLEMS
IN SCHOOL, BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
OPRAH: AND THEY MAY BE IN REAL
TROUBLE.
>> YOU PUSH ALL THE CARING
FEELINGS INSIDE, AND THERE'S
ONLY ONE EMOTION LEFT THAT CAN
COME OUT.
>> THE 14-YEAR-OLD OPENED FIRE
WITHOUT WARNING.
>> BARRY WAS AN HONOR STUDENT.
HE WAS A LOVING CHILD.
OPRAH: HAS HE EVER SAID WH
THIS NEWBORN DEFIED
THIS NEWBORN DEFIED NATURE...
HERE'S HER MOM, BUT HER DAD DIED
FOUR YEARS AGO.
SEE HOW SHE MADE SCIENCE
FICTION-- SCIENCE FACT...
ON EYEWITNESS NEWS TODAY AT
FOUR.
GOOD FTERNOON, I'M MARC BROWN.
ALSO AT FOUR-- AS NATO DELIVERS
A THIRTEENTH ROUND OF MISSLIES
ON YUGOSLAVIA--
THERE'S GOOD NEWS FOR THE THREE
AMERICAN PRISONERS OF WAR.
HEAR THE PRESIDENT'S PLAN FOR
THE GROWING CRISIS IN KOSOVO.
AND-- SHE'S ONE COURAGEOUS "DEN"
MOTHER!
WHY DOES THIS WOMAN BE-FRIEND
SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST
FEARSOME CREATURES? FIND OUT...
SONNY: MS. SCOTT, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET MY BUSINESS PARTNER,
JASON MORGAN.
JASON, HANNAH SCOTT.
JASON: NICE TO MEET YOU.
HANNAH: GLAD TO MEET YOU.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,Y BREAK'S
OVER.
JASON: AH, I THOUGHT YOU CAME
HERE TO SHOOT SOME POOL.
SONNY: I COULDN'T GET
A TABLE.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
JASON: WHY ARE THERE
WAITRESSES FROM THE CLUB HERE?
SONNY: PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.
HOW'D IT GO?
JASON: OH, MAN.
WELL, MORENO'S SHIPMENT LANDED
LIKE TISO SAID IT WOULD.
SONNY: HOW MUCH?
JASON: AT LEAST 50 KILOS,
MAYBE MORE.
THEY WERE UNLOADING
THE WAREHOUSE WHEN THE COPS
KICKED IN THE DOOR.
OF COURSE, IT WAS TAGGERT
AND A COUPLE GUYS.
A TOTAL SURPRISE.
THE COPS SEIZED EVERYTHING
AND ARRESTED EVERYBODY IN SIGHT.
SONNY: AND YOU KNOW ALL
THIS HOW?
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE CUTTING IT
TOO CLOSE.
JASON: I HAD TO MAKE SURE
THE LOCATION WAS RIGHT, SONNY.
I GOT INSIDE, I MADE THE CALL --
SONNY: TAGGERT GOT THERE
BEFORE YOU LEFT.
JASON: I GOT STUCK.
SONNY: OH.
JASON: THE SECOND FLOOR
OF THE WAREHOUSE.
THERE WAS A WINDOW.
AND THEN TAGGERT TOOK A SHOT
AT ME.
BUT I DON'T THINK HE KNEW WHO
IT WAS
IT WAS DARK, AND I WAS RUNNING.
SONNY: YOU OK OR WHAT?
JASON: YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "PRETTY MUCH"?
JASON: IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS.
SONNY: NO, NO, NO.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A DOCTOR SENT
OVER TO MY PLACE.
THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS
GO TO GENERAL HOSPITAL
WITH A BULLET WOUND.
JASON: I GOT GRAZED.
IT'S BARELY EVEN BLEEDING.
SONNY: STILL.
JASON: LOOK, I GOT TO PUT
MICHAEL TO BED.
SONNY: CAN'T YOU SEE
THE DOCTOR FIRST?
I'LL HAVE HIM AT MY PLACE
IN NO TIME.
JASON: SONNY, IF I NEEDED
A DOCTOR TONIGHT, I WOULD GO.
SONNY: OK, THEN FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING.
JASON: OK.
SONNY: AND DON'T BLEED
ON THE FURNITURE BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, THE QUARTERMAINES GET
UPSET.
JASON: GOOD-BYE.
SONNY: OH, MAN.
SONNY: MS. SCOTT, IT WAS
A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
HANNAH: I WAS JUST ON MY WAY
TO YOUR TABLE WITH THE CHECK.
SONNY: WELL, I'M GLAD THAT
I COULD SAVE YOU SOME TIME.
THE SERVICE WAS JUST -- I MEAN,
JUST THE BEST.
GO AHEAD AND KEEP THE CHANGE.
HANNAH: WAIT A SECOND,
MR. CORINTHOS.
SONNY: YEAH?
HANNAH: DOUBLE SCOTCH ROCKS
OUT OF A HUNDRED, AND
MR. CORINTHOS NEEDS HIS CHANGE.
NIKOLAS: SO, HOW CLOSE ARE
YOU TO FINISHING THE PORTRAIT?
ELIZABETH: OH, I'M DONE.
LUCKY: THANK GOD.
ELIZABETH: I'M JUST WAITING
FOR THE PAINT TO DRY BEFORE
I SEND IT TO THE ART ACADEMY.
NIKOLAS: AFTER YOU'VE SHOWN
IT TO US, OF COURSE.
LUCKY: FORGET IT.
EMILY: OH, COME ON.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT US TO SEE IT?
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?
NIKOLAS: MAYBE HE'S AFRAID IT
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIM.
LUCKY: IT LOOKS EXACTLY
LIKE ME.
ELIZABETH DID A GREAT JOB.
NIKOLAS: SO WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?
LUCKY: IT'S NO PROBLEM.
ELIZABETH: PEOPLE WILL
PROBABLY SEE IT EVENTUALLY.
THE SCHOOL RETURNS YOUR RK
AFTER THEY EVALUATE IT,
AND I WAS THINKING OF GIVING
THE PORTRAIT TO YOUR MOTHER.
LUCKY: WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE
TO DISCUSS THIS BEFORE WE DO
THAT?
NIKOLAS: SEE, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S ALL EMBARRASSED.
LUCKY: LOOK, HAVE YOU EVER
HAD YOUR PORTRAIT PAINTED?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
TWICE, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
LUCKY: PRINCE, YEAH.
NIKOLAS: THE FIRST ONE,
MY GRANDMOTHER HAD COMMISSIONED
WHEN I WAS 5.
ALL RIGHT, I HAD TO WEAR THIS
BLACK VELVET SUIT WITH THESE
LITTLE SHORT PANTS AND A WHITE
LACE COLLAR.
NOW, COME ON, THAT'S
EMBARRASSING.
ELIZABETH: IS THIS PORTRAIT
STILL IN EXISTENCE?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
IT'S HANGING IN THE LONG GALLERY
BACK IN THE HOUSE IN GREECE.
NOW, I WANTED TO BURN IT,
BUT I WAS TOLD THAT IT WAS
THE ONLY WORTHWHILE CONTRIBUTION
THAT HELENA EVER MADE
TO THE FAMILY ART COLLECTION
AND THAT IT COULDN'T BE
DESTROYED, SO --
LUCKY: NOW, YOU SAID THERE
WAS TWO, RIGHT?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
THE OTHER PORTRAIT WAS PAINTED
WHEN I WAS 14, BUT IT WASN'T
NEARLY AS BAD.
IT'S ME ON THE BLUFF THERE
LOOKING OVER THE OCEAN,
HOLDG DARIUS' REINS.
LUCKY: DARIUS?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LUCKY: HAS IT EVER OCCURRED
TO YOU TO NAME A HORSE PATCH
OR BLUE?
NIKOLAS: MY FATHER NAMED
DARIUS.
EMILY: ARE YOU EVER MAD
AT HIM FOR DOING THAT TO YOU?
NIKOLAS: WHAT, GIVING ME
A CLASSICAL EDUCATION?
EMILY: NO -- FOR SAYING
HE WAS YOUR UNCLE WHEN HE WAS
REALLY YOUR FATHER.
I MEAN, WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT
THE PERSON YOU LOVED THE MOST,
THAT RAISED YOU AND MADE SURE
THE WORLD WAS OK FOR YOU,
WHEN YOU LEARNED THAT THE MOST
IMPORTANT PERSON HAD LIED
TO YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
DID YOU HATE HIM JUST A LITTLE
BIT, OR DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
HE DID IT BECAUSE HE LOVED YOU?
NIKOLAS: LL, BOTH.
I MEAN, IT WAS -- YOU KNOW,
IT WAS HARD WHEN I FIRST FOUND
OUT, YOU KNOW, AND I DID HATE
HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
I DEFINITELY HATED THE LIE.
EMILY: SO YOU DO THINK HE DID
SOMETHING WRONG?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
EVEN THOUGH I UNDERSTOOD WHY
HE DID IT, I STILL WISH THAT
HE HADN'T.
WHY?
EMILY: MICHAEL.
IT'S THE OPPOSITE FOR HIM.
HE THOUGHT THAT HIS UNCLE WAS
HIS FATHER, AND NOW HE'S BEEN
THROWN INTO THIS HIDEOUS CTODY
SUIT.
AND I THINK SOMETIMES IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THE TRUTH
NEVER CAME OUT.
YOU KNOW, YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH
WHEN YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH
TO HANDLE IT, AFTER YOU HAD BEEN
RAISED AND LOVED AND CARED
FOR AND TAUGHT THINGS
AND YOU WERE MADE STRONG.
MAYBE THAT PERSON DIDN'T TURN
OUT TO BE WHO YOU THOUGHT
THEY WERE, BUT THEY WERE PART
OF THE REASON THAT YOU COULD
UNDERSTAND STUFF LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW?
THE SAME PERSON WHO LIED
TO YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAS ALSO
RESPONSIBLE FOR HELPING
YOU TO MOVE ON AND MAYBE SEE
THAT YOU DID LOVE THEM.
I WANT MICHAEL TO BE STRONG
AND SAFE LIKE THAT, AND I DON'T
THINK HE WILL BE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, I HAD NO IDEA
YOU LOVED FISH SO MUCH.
CARLY: JUST CALL ME
MISS SEAFOOD.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, I'LL MENTION
IT TO COOK.
YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU LIKE FISH SO MUCH,
WE SHOULD HAVE IT AT HOME MORE
OFTEN.
CARLY: OH, I GET THE FEELING
COOK'S TEMPERAMENTAL.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO OFFEND HER.
A.J: YEAH.
CARLY: SO HOW'D YOUR
MEETING GO?
A.J.: WELL,
I ACCOMPLISHED WHAT I SET OUT
TO DO.
CARLY: DO YOU REALLY THINK
THIS JUDGE IS GOING TO MOVE UP
THE DATE OF THE FINAL CUSTODY
HEARING?
A.J.: THIS LAWYER OF MINE
SEEMS TO THINK SO.
WE'RE IN GOOD POSITION NO MATTER
WHEN THE TRIAL IS.
CARLY: YEAH.
BUT, I MEAN, IF WE CAN'T COME UP
WITH ANYTHING NEW ON JASON --
A.J.: WE ALREADY HAVE.
US.
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT.
MICHAEL -- HE NEEDS TO SEE US
GET ALONG.
HE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT
WE'RE A FAMILY.
YOU KNOW, IF WE KEEP WORKING
WITH OUR SON, BY THE TIME
THE TRIAL ROLLS AROUND, IT'LL BE
OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE THAT MICHAEL
BELONGS WITH HIS REAL PARENTS.
CARLY: YEAH.
BOBBIE: ONE CHEESEBURGER,
MEDIUM-RARE.
JERRY: EXCUSE ME, MISS.
ARE YOU NEW HERE?
BOBBIE: WHY DO YOU ASK?
JERRY: I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU AROUND, THAT'S ALL.
BOBBIE: OH, WELL,
IT'S MY FIRST NIGHT HERE.
HOW AM I DOING?
JERRY: IF Y'RE GOING TO BE
HERE EVERY NIGHT, SO AM I.
ANYTHING I CAN DO?
BOBBIE: CARLY'S LIFE IS
A TRAIN WRECK WAITING TO HAPPEN.
I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH,
BUT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY, EITHER.
TALK TO ME.
DOES A POWERFUL PINE CLEANER
HAVE TO LEAVE BEHIND
A POWERFUL PINE SCENT ?
NOT ANYMORE.
INTRODUCING THE POWERFUL
PINE CLEANER THAT LEAVES
A LIGHT PINE SCENT.
WITH THE CLEANING POWER OF PINE-
SOL AND A NEW LIGHT PINE SCENT.
FORGET THE DRAGON.
THIS IS THE YEAR
OF NEW SPARKLING MANDARIN
ORANGE JELL-O.
IT'S NOT JUST DELICIOUS,
IT'S ILLUMINATING.
JUST ADD COLD CLUB SODA...
AND YOU'VE PICKED THE JUICIEST
ORANGE AND LIT ITS FUSE.
SPARKLING MANDARIN
ORANGE JELL-O.

ONE OF THESE WOMEN USES SUAVE
HEALTHY SHINE WITH PRO-VITAMINS.
THE OTHER USES
PANTENE ULTRAVIVE.
BOTH HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR
THAT LOOKS HEALTHY, NOURISHED
AND FULL OF SHINE.
SO WHO USES SUAVE HEALTHY SHINE,
AND WHO SPENDS
UP TO TWICE AS MUCH ON PANTENE ?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL,
WHY SHOULD WE ?
THERE'S A TOOTHPASTE
SO ADVANCED...
[ Brushing Sound Continues ]
IT KEEPS WORKING
EVEN AFTER YOU STOP BRUSHING.
THAT'S COLGATE TOTAL.
IT WORKS ALL DAY,
WHEREVER YOU GO...
FIGHTING CAVITIES AND TARTAR...
WHILE YOU'RE GEARING UP.
IT FIGHTS BAD BREATH
WHILE YOU'RE GOING STRONG.
IT EVEN FIGHTS PLAQUE
AND GINGIVITIS...
WHILE YOU'RE DREAMING.
LONG-LASTING PROTECTION.
COLGATE TOTAL.
THE BRUSHING SO ADVANCED,
IT WORKS BETWEEN BRUSHINGS.
??????
[ Announcer ]
NOW BREATHE IN THE EXOTIC SCENT
OF THE TROPICS.
WE'VE CAPTURED IT
IN TROPICAL BLOOM,
DOY'S LUSH, NEW FLORAL SCENT.
EXOTIC,
NEW TROPICAL BLOOM DOWNY.
NOW BLOOMING EVERYWHERE.
BOBBIE: THE THING IS, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING
ON IN CARLY'S HEAD.
JERRY: WELL, DON'T GET ME
WRONG, BUT THAT'S A LITTLE
UNSETTLING.
BOBBIE: NO, BUT I REALLY DO.
I MEAN, SHE WANTS WHAT
SHWANTS.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO LISTEN
TO ANYBODY -- CERTAINLY NOT
TO ME.
AND SHE CAN'T HELP BUT BE
INFLUENCED BY ALL THAT
QUARTERMAINE MONEY.
JERRY: AM I DETECTING
THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE?
BOBBIE: GOD SAVE ME
FROM A MAN WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS.
JERRY: SO, WHEN YOU WERE
CARLY'S AGE --
BOBBIE: WHEN I WAS CARLY'S
AGE, I WANTED WHAT SHE WANTS --
PLUS TRUE LOVE AND WILD NIGHTS
OUT WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S
HUSBAND.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW SHE FEELS.
WHEN YOU COME FROM NOTHING,
THAT MONEY AND THAT LIFE --
IT'S VERY HARD TO RESIST.
JERRY: YEAH. IT IS.
SO, WHAT ELSE CAN'T YOU RESIST?
BOBBIE: BROWN EYES,
YOUR SMILE,
CUTE ACCENT,
AND A MAN WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH.
JERRY: NO. SORRY.
CAN'T HELP YOU WITH ANY OF THAT.
BOBBIE: HMM, WELL,
THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO GO WITH WHAT I'VE GOT.
TAMMY: AHEM.
AHEM.
AHEM!
EXCUSE, MS. SPENCER.
DON'T YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO?
THERE'S A MESS OUT IN
THE KITCHEN.
ELIZABETH: SO, HAS ANYONE
EVER CONSIDERED JOINT CUSTODY?
EMILY: I THINK TO CONSIDER
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU'D HAVE
TO BE A RATIONAL PERSON,
AND NONE OF THE
QUARTERMAINES ARE.
I'M SORRY.
I DON'T MEAN TO DUMP ALL THIS
STUFF ON YOU GUYS.
NIKOLAS: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T DUMPED
ANYTHING ON YOU BEFORE.
LUCKY: JUST KEEP TELLING
MICHAEL YOU LOVE HIM.
HE'LL BE OK.
THAT'S WHAT MY FAMILY DID WHEN
LULU WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.
I KNOW IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT,
BUT SHE WAS AFRAID,
DIDN'T UNDSTAND WHAT WAS GOING
ON, AND WE LOVED HER THROUGH IT.
YOU CAN DO THAT FOR MICHAEL.
EMILY: THANKS. I WILL.
ELIZABETH: AND WHO KNOWS.
I MEAN, MAYBE GROWING UP
WITH YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FIGHTING
OVER YOU AND NOT KNOWING
IF YOUR UNCLE'S YOUR FATHER
MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON.
AFTER ALL, LOOK HOW NIKOLAS
TURNED OUT.
LUCKY: YOU WANT MICHAEL
TO GROW UP LIKE NIKOLAS?
ELIZABETH: HE COULD HAVE DONE
WORSE.
LUCKY: HE COULD HAVE DONE
BETTER, TOO.
NIKOLAS: I THINK I BETTER GET
YOU HOME BEFORE HE FURTHER
INSULTS MY MAGNIFICENCE
AND I HAVE TO BEAT HIM DOWN.
LUCKY: YOU COULD TRY.
EMILY: I THINK I CAN GET
ENOUGH FIGHTING AT HOME, THANKS.
NIKOLAS: I'LL DUMP THESE
ON OUR WAY OUT.
ELIZABETH: NOW, YOU SEE?
HOW MANY PRINCES OFFER TO TAKE
OUT THE TRASH?
NIKOLAS: EX-PRINCE,
THANK YOU.
ELIZABETH: OH.
NIKOLAS: SEE YOU LATER.
EMILY: BYE.
ELIZABETH: BYE, GUYS.
LUCKY: SEE YOU.
DO YOU REALLY THINK NIKOLAS IS
THAT GREAT?
ELIZABETH: WELL, I THINK HE'S
ALMOST AS WONDERFUL
AS HIS BROTHER -- BUT NOT QUITE.
JASON: MICHAEL -- HOLD ON.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU KNOW, GIRAFFES, THEY LIVE
ON THE PLAINS.
NOW, DO YOU KNOW WHY GIRAFFES'
NECKS ARE SO LONG?
BECAUSE THEY CAN EAT THE TOP
OF THE TREES, AND THEY'RE
NEVER, EVER HUNGRY.
[MICHAEL COOS]
JASON: YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL IT
A NIGHT?
[MICHAEL WHIMPERS]
JASON: I CAN'T PLAY AIRPLANE
WITH YOU TONIGHT.
I HURT MYSELF.
BUT I'M OK.
I'M GOING TO GO TO THE DOCTOR
TOMORROW.
I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WORRY
WHEN I'M NOT HERE WHEN YOU WAKE
UP, BUT I'LL COME AS SOON
AS I CAN, OK?
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, JASON?
WE GO UPSTAIRS TO CHECK IN,
MAKE SURE OUR SON IS ASLEEP,
AND LETICIA SAID THAT YOU'RE
DOWN HERE WITH HIM.
CARLY: LOOK, JASE,
MICHAEL NEEDS TO LEARN HOW
TO SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT.
A.J.: AND HE'S NOT GOING
TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT
IF YOU KEEP WAKING HIM UP.
JASON: YOU KNOW MICHAEL WAKES
UP AFTER HE SLEEPS FOR A WHILE.
A.J.: YEAH, I KNOW.
AND HE WAKES UP AT THIS
RIDICULOUS HOUR BECAUSE OF YOU.
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR SCHEDULE,
NOT HIS.
CARLY: HEY.
YOU'RE GOING TO UPSET THE BABY.
JUST --
A.J.: LOOK, YOU DO YOUR REAL
WORK AFTER DARK, AND MICHAEL HAS
LEARNED THAT IF HE WANTS
TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU,
HE HAS TO WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT, AND I WANT IT
TO STOP.
CARLY: SO DO I.
IT'S NOT FAIR TO MICHAEL.
IT'S NOT FAIR TO ANYBODY ELSE.
A.J.: EXCUSE ME.
HAVE YOU HEARD A WORD THAT WE'VE
SAID?
JASON: I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT
IN FRONT OF MICHAEL, AND NEITHER
ARE YOU.
A.J.: DON'T TELL ME WHAT
TO DO, JASON.
CARLY: HEY, MICHAEL DOESN'T
NEED TO SEE YOU GETTING ALL
UPSET.
HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SLEEP.
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M
TRYING TO DO, CARLY?
CARLY: WELL, THE CALMER
WE ARE, THE CALMER MICHAEL IS,
RIGHT?
A.J.: SO JASON CAN JUST WALTZ
IN HERE WHENEVER HE FEELS LIKE
IT, AND THAT'S OK WITH YOU?
CARLY: WELL, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO
ABOUT IT.
AND MICHAEL NEEDS TO KNOW THAT
HE'S SAFE WITH US, NOT JUST
WITH JASON.
HE CAN'T DO THAT IF YOU'RE
YELLING ALL THE TIME.
LOOK, I MEAN, ISN'T THIS BETTER
THAN MICHAEL -- MICHAEL
SCREAMING ALL NIGHT LONG?
[MICHAEL COOS]
A.J.: WELL, HE WOULDN'T
SCREAM AND CRY ALL NIGHT LONG
IF JASON --
CARLY: WELL, HE'S NOT
SCREAMING NOW, A.J.
THE POINT IS IF WE WANT MICHAEL
TO TRUST US, WE HAVE TO ACT LIKE
WE TRUST JASON.
A.J.: NO.
DON'T PUSH IT.
CARLY: I WANT OUR SON
TO SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT, TOO.
A.J.: ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
A.J.: CARLY, LET'S GO.
THE NIGHT IS OVER.
CARLY: GOOD NIGHT, MR. MAN.
HUH?
JASON: YOU WANT THAT?
YEAH.
CARLY: SLEEP TIGHT, OK?
OK, BABY?
JASON: OH, MAN.
A.J.: LET'S GO.
CARLY: COULD YOU AT LEAST SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO HIM?
A.J.: SURE. YEAH.
UM --
GOOD NIGHT, MICHAEL.
JASON: THERE YOU GO.
HOW'D YOU GET THAT OFF?
LOOK, I KNOW A.J. WAS ANGRY.
BUT HE WAS MAD AT ME, NOT YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
FEEL LIKE HOME AND IT'S A LITTLE
CONFUSING SOMETIMES, BUT YOU GOT
CARLY, YOU GOT LETICIA, YOU GOT
EMILY, AND YOU GOT ME ANY TIME
YOU NEED ME, OK?
YOU ARE OK HERE, MICHAEL.
IF I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND
YOU WEREN'T OK, I WOULD TAKE
YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
TAGGERT: WELL, WELL, LL.
SONNY BOY'S HOME AT LAST.
WHAT KEPT YOU OUT SO LATE?
I UNDERSTAND MORGAN WAS RUNNING
LOOSE, TOO.
YOU AND YOUR LITTLE ATTACK DOG
HAVE A BUSY NIGHT?
THIS IS MY PATRICK.
HE'S ON THE SOCCER TEAM !
LITTLE CLAIRE !
SHE'S ON JUNIOR GYMNAST.
OH, AND MY JENNY.
SHE'S ON THE HONOR ROLL.
THIS IS MY BOBBY.
HE'S ON MILLIONS OF BOXES
OF LIFE CEREAL.
MOMS, LIFE CEREAL'S LOOKING
FOR THREE REAL-LIFE KIDS...
TO BE ON MILLIONS
OF REAL-LIFE BOXES.
PLUS, WIN $10,000 EACH
AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PRIDE.
SO PICK UP A BOX OF LIFE AND
ENTER YOUR REAL-LIFE KID TODAY.
AND LOOK, WALLET SIZE.
PUT WINGS
ON AN ORDINARY PAD...
AND IT'S STILL
AN ORDINARY PAD.
PUT WINGS ON STAYFREE'S
FOUR WALL MAXI...
AND YOU'VE GOT
SUPERIOR PROTECTION.
ONLY STAYFREE HAS WINGS AND...
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FRONT TO BACK.

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[CRUNCH]
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[CRUNCH]
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[CRUNCH]
THE PERFECT PICKLE TO STACK.
( crashing,
punching, grunting )
FIGHTING TARTAR?
( punching, grunting )
BRUSHING MAY NOT BE ENOUGH.
( birds twittering... )
INTRODUCING THE ONLY MOUTHWASH
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TARTAR BUILD-UP:
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IT HAS THE SAME GERM-KILNG
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HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
WHEN HERSHEY
MAKES A HARD CANDY,
IT'S HARD TO RESIST.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
TAMMY: OOH, YOU'RE A QUICK
LEARNER.
WHAT A GREAT WAITRESS YOU'RE
GOING TO BE SOMEDAY, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: I BETTER GET BACK
TO WORK.
I PROMISED HER I WOULD HELP OUT.
JERRY: YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOME
EXPERIENCE IN THIS AREA MYSELF.
BOBBIE: EXACTLY WHERE IS THIS
DINER YOU SAID YOU WORKED IN?
JERRY: A LONG WAY FROM HERE.
THEY NEED THEIR DINNER.
THEY NEED A CHECK.
AND THEY ARE GOING TO WALK OUT
OF HERE IF THEY DON'T GET SOME
ATTENTION.
BOBBIE: I AM IMPRESSED.
JERRY: SO, DO I HAVE THE JOB?
BOBBIE: YES, YOU DO.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JERRY: OF COURSE, MY MOTIVES
ARE PURELY SELFISH.
SEE, THE SOONER I GET YOU OUT
OF HERE, THE SOONER I GET
YOU ALL TO MYSELF.
CARLY: JASE --
JASON: GO TO BED, CARLY.
CARLY: NO.
LOOK, THIS IS IMPORTANT, OK?
JUST STOP.
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO MISS --
JUST STOP, OK?
YOU JUST STOP.
IT IS NOT GOING TO WORK, JASON.
YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME TO SWITCH
SIDES.
JUST NOTHING YOU SAY --
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT, JASON?
YOU'RE STARTING TO TAKE TOTAL
ADVANTAGE OF TS SITUATION
HERE -- COMING OVER
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND WAKING UP MY SON.
AND NOW YOU'RE THREATENING CARLY
WITH GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT.
CARLY: THAT'S RIGHT.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT, CARLY?
MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL
OUR ATTORNEYS FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING AND TELL THEM
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON HERE.
JASON: YEAH, TELL ANYBODY
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
I HAVE A LEGAL RIGHT TO SEE
MICHAEL.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
A.J.: YEAH, WELL, NOW YOU'RE
USING MICHAEL TO UPSET CARLY.
JASON: I DON'T USE MICHAEL
TO GET WHAT I WANT.
YOU DO.
A.J.: OH.
ALL RIGHT.
A LONG DAY, AND --
A.J.: CARLY, WHAT WERE
HIS EXACT RDS?
CARLY: YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST
THE SAME OLD STUFF.
I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW.
A.J.: WELL, I WON'T HAVE HIM
OVER HERE SCARING YOU, CARLY.
CARLY: IT'S NOT SO MUCH
WHAT HE SAYS.
IT'S THAT LOOK, YOU KNOW?
IT JUST --
HE FRIGHTENS ME.
I CAN'T HELP IT, YOU KNOW.
A.J.: LOOK, WE'RE GOING
TO WORK THIS OUT, AND WE'RE NOT
GOING TO QUIT UNTIL WE DO, OK?
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY
ABOUT JASON.
CARLY: I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT
JASON AT ALL.
TAGGERT: WHERE WERE
YOU TONIGHT, SONNY?
SONNY: WE ALL KNOW I DON'T
HAVE TO ANSWER THAT.
TAGGERT: I MADE A SPECIAL
TRIP.
SONNY: JAKE'S.
JASON IS WITH HIS SON
AT THE QUARTERMAINES.
I GOT THE ADDRESS IF
YOU NEED IT.
TAGGERT: I COULD STEP INSIDE
WHILE YOU LOOK IT UP.
SONNY: NOT WITHOUT A WARRANT.
TAGGERT: BUSTED ANOTHER ONE
OF MORENO'S SHIPMENTS.
SONNY: OH.
GLAD TO SEE MY TAX DOLLARS ARE
HARD AT WORK.
TAGGERT: ANONYMOUS TIP,
JUST LIKE LAST TIME.
SONNY: MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
TAGGERT: ANY OF THIS SOUNDING
FAMILIAR?
SONNY: ONLY THE HARASSMENT
PART.
FIRST YOU'RE IN MY FACE BECAUSE
YOU BELIEVE I'M A CRIMINAL.
NOW YOU'RE IN MY FACE
BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M A GOOD
CITIZEN.
GOOD NIGHT, LIEUTENANT, AND DO
ME A FAVOR -- NEXT TIME
DON'T BOTHER ME UNLESS YOU BRING
A WARRANT.
TAGGERT: NEXT TIME MAYBE I'LL
BRING A BODY BAG -- TH ANY
LUCK AT ALL.
MORENO HAS TO KNOW WHO'S TIPPING
OFF THE POLICE, SONNY.
HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT THIS
TIME,
NOT SOME INNOCENT FOOL WHO'S
STANDING TOO CLOSE.

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