GH Transcript Tuesday 3/30/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 3/30/99

Provided by Laura

NED: LET'S JUST GET OVER
TO JAKE'S.
V: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MEETING?
NED: LET'S ROCK AND ROLL.
JASON: I'M SORRY YOU'RE STUCK
HERE, MICHAEL.
I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
TO GET YOU OUT.
AND I WILL.
I PROMISE.
DR. SMITHSON: DRUGS?
EMILY: HE WAS A DRUG ADDICT,
I WAS A DRUG ADDICT,
A.J.'S AN ALCOHOLIC.
CARLY: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT
YOUR MOUTH, YOU LITTLE SPOILED
BRAT?
EMILY: AT LEAST I'M NOT
A LITTLE LYING TRAMP.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY]
V: CONGRATULATIONS, BOSS.
NED.
NED.
NED!
[MUSIC STOPS]
V: SORRY.
NED: SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I LIKE LISTENING TO MUSIC WHILE
I WORK.
V: WELL, THAT WASN'T JUST ANY
MUSIC.
I BELIEVE THAT WAS YOUR MUSIC.
NED: YES. YES.
WELL, DON'T READ TOO MUCH
INTO IT.
IT'S AN EASY WAY TO REHEARSE.
V: OH, SO LAST NIGHT'S GIG
DIDN'T INSPIRE YOU JUST
A LITTLE, MAYBE?
NED: WELL, IT WASN'T THE MOST
EMBARRASSING EVENING I EVER
SPENT BEHIND A MICROPHONE,
BUT LET'S FACE IT -- GIGGING
AT JAKE'S ISN'T EXACTLY
FRONT-PAGE NEWS.
V: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT ONLY MADE THE FRONT PAGE
OF THE ARTS AND LEISURE SECTION.
AH!
NED: WOW.
I WONDER HOW WE GOT A MUSIC
CRITIC TO GO TO JAKE'S.
V: WELL, SOME PEOPLE WILL DO
ANYTHING TO AVOID THAT
10th PHONE CALL.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS
HE LIKES YOU.
HE REALLY LIKES YOU.
TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE PACKED.
NED: AND TONIGHT WOULD BE?
V: YOUR ENCORE PERFORMANCE.
AUDREY: MONICA, I NEED
YOU TO SIGN OFF ON OUR AGENDA
FOR THE NURSING SERVICES REVIEW.
MONICA: OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO HAND ALL OF THIS STUFF OVER
TO THE REAL CHIEF OF STAFF.
AUDREY: ALAN'S COMING BACK?
MONICA: WELL, WE HAVEN'T
TALKED SPECIFICS, BUT I THINK
G.H. IS WHERE HE WANTS TO BE.
AND I KNOW G.H. IS WHERE I WANT
HIM TO BE.
AUDREY: OH, WE ALL WANT HIM
TO BE HERE.
HE WAS A SUPERB C.O.S.
MONICA: WELL, THAT'S HIGH
PRAISE COMING FROM THE WIFE
OF STEVE HARDY.
AUDREY: I THINK STEVE WOULD
HAVE BEEN VERY PROUD OF ALAN.
MONICA: WITH EVERYTHING
THAT'S GONE ON?
AUDREY: YOU KNOW, STEVE USED
TO SAY THAT DOCTORS HAVE POWER
OVER OTHER LIVES BUT NO MORE
CONTROL OVER THEIR OWN THAN
ANYONE ELSE.
SO HE WOULD HAVE REALLY ADMIRED
HOW ALAN HAS DONE FOR HIMSELF
WHAT HE ALWAYS DID FOR G.H. --
FIGHT AND TRIUMPH.
AND YOU'VE DONE QUITE A JOB
YOURSELF FILLING IN FOR HIM.
MONICA: HANDS-ON MEDICINE
WHAT I LOVE, AND I CANNOT WAIT
TO GET BACK TO IT.
SO I'M HOPING THAT ALAN DECIDES
THIS IS WHERE HE WANTS TO BE
REAL SOON.
AUDREY: OH.
EDWARD: WELL, I HAVE GREAT
NEWS, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN
ON THE PHONE WITH MY BROKER YET.
A.J.: YOU HEARD FROM
JUDGE CARTER?
EDWARD: NO.
BUT I DID SPEAK TO JUSTUS,
AND HE'S ON HIS FEET AND OUT
OF THE HOSPITAL.
A.J.: HEY, HOW COME
JUDGE CARTER HASN'T RETURNED
MY CALLS?
HUH?
IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER
TO KEEP MICHAEL AWAY FROM JASON.
EDWARD: A.J., THESE THINGS
TAKE TIME.
AND PETE CARTER IS IN
YOUR CORNER.
A.J.: WELL, PETE'S GOT
TO PROVE HIMSELF.
I MEAN, HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE
TO MOVE UP A DATE FOR THE FINAL
CUSTODY HEARING?
EDWARD: A.J., MICHAEL LIVES
WITH YOU, AND EVERY DAY IS
ANOTHER ARGUMENT IN YOUR FAVOR.
A.J.: EVER DAY GIVES JASON
ANOTHER CHANCE TO DROP BY AND BE
DA-DA TO MY SON.
AT LEAST I HAVE CARLY
IN MY CORNER.
EDWARD: OH?
HOW'S THAT GOING?
A.J.: WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
IN FACT, WE HAVE DINNER PLANS
FOR THIS EVENING.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO OUT
FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT,
UNTIL JASON DROPPED BY WITH THAT
DAMN COURT ORDER.
EDWARD: YOU KNOW,
A.J., AS SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD
MORE THAN MY SHARE OF DINNER
PARTNERS, COULD I GIVE
YOU A LITTLE ADVICE?
A.J.: UH --
EDWARD: WHEN YOU TAKE A LADY
OUT TO A RESTAURANT,
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR ATTITUDE
BEHIND.
A.J.: I CAN HANDLE THIS.
EDWARD: OH?
A.J.: WHEN CARLY LEFT HERE,
SHE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT ME
PICKING HER UP AFTER DECORATING
CLASS.
EDWARD: WHERE YOU GOING?
A.J.: BACK TO CAFE MATISSE.
I THOUGHT I WOULD DAZZLE
HER WITH SOPHISTICATION.
EDWARD: EXCELLENT.
A.J.: WOULD YOU LOOK AT YOU.
EDWARD: WHAT?
A.J.: YOU ALMOST SEEM
AS INTERESTED IN ME AND CARLY
HITTING IT OFF AS I AM.
EDWARD: I ONLY WANT WHAT
YOU WANT -- STRONG TIES
TO THE MOTHER OF YOUR SON.
HMM?
A.J.: HMM.
CARLY: HI.
JASON: HMM.
CARLY: SORRY I'M LATE.
A.J. CORNERED ME AS I WAS
LEAVING FOR "MY CLASS."
HE MADE ANOTHER DATE FOR US --
CAFE MATISSE.
JASON: DATES WITH A.J. ARE
WHAT YOU WANTED.
NOW YOU GOT THEM.
CARLY: THAT'S RIGHT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY JUMP AT EVERY
CHANCE FOR FUN I GET BEFORE
YOUR LAWYER SENDS ME BACK
TO FERNCLIFF.
THIS YEAR I WILL
STOP ASKING...
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS ?...
DO I LOOK FAT ?
THIS YEAR...
I WILL LEARN TO
APPRECIATE MY BODY.
I WILL NOT LET
MY DRESS SIZE...
DETERMINE MY SELF WORTH.
I HAVE MY MOTHER'S THIGHS,
I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
?okoKokosho+HONEY ?
[ Together ]
SURPRISE !
HI, BABY.
OH, HI, DADDY.
[ Announcer ]
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S MICHELOB LIGHT.
ook what daddy gets.
VO: When you make a SPAMBURGER
hamburger...
DAD: Perfect.
VO: ...watch out.
'Cause it's so good...
DAD: I got it.
VO: ...it's gone.
BABY: (BABY BURP) Gaah...
VO: SPAM. So good...
...it's gone.
EVEN IF IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE YOUR LAST BREATH SAVER...
DON'T WORRY.
BECAUSE BREATH SAVERS'
CONCENTRATED CORE
THANK YOU.
OOH.
NICE BREATH.
YEAH. I'VE BEEN HAVING
THIS PROBLEM
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
OOH.
DIARRHEA. GET IT,
AND YOU WANT IT GONE.
IMODIUM ADVANCED
COMBINES TWO MEDICINES...
THAT RELIEVE DIARRHEA
PLUS CRAMPS AND BLOATING FASTER.
SO WAS I RIGHT TO INVITE MY MOM
TO MY HONEYMOON ?
OH, DAVE. ABSOLUTELY.
IMODIUM ADVANCED.
JASON: WHO SAID ALEXIS WANTS
TO SEND YOU BACK TO FERNCLIFF?
CARLY: SHE DID.
I'M REAL POPULAR THESE DAYS,
JASON.
YOUR LITTLE SISTER CALLED ME
A LYING TRAMP, AND ALEXIS SAID
THAT I WAS A GOLD-DIGGING
PSYCHOTIC.
JASON: WHEN DID ALL THIS
HAPPEN?
CARLY: LAST NIGHT WHEN
YOU WERE UPSTAIRS WITH MICHAEL.
YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOU TO GET
A TOUGH LAWYER, BUT COME ON,
YOU HIRED ALEXIS THE WARRIOR
PRINCESS?
JASON: CARLY, SHE'S BLUFFING.
CARLY: FINE.
TELL HER TO KNOCK IT OFF.
SHE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME,
JASON.
JASON: ALEXIS KNOWS THAT
I WANT MICHAEL TO HAVE
HIS MOTHER.
CARLY: OK.
RIGHT NOW HE NEEDS HIS DADDY,
THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
HE NEEDS HIS REAL DADDY,
NOT SOME FREAK WHO PASSED
THE BLOOD TEST.
HE WAS SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY
WITH YOU LAST NIGHT AND THIS
MORNING.
AND I WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
I JUST -- I COULDN'T SHOW IT
MUCH, YOU KNOW, WITHOUT
A.J. NOTICING.
JASON: YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE
A.J. DOWN.
LOOK HOW THE JUDGE CHANGED
HIS MIND AND LET ME VISIT
MICHAEL.
ALEXIS CAN PROBABLY TALK HIM
INTO MAYBE GIVING ME PERMANENT
CUSTODY, AND YOU CAN JUST WALK
AWAY FROM THE QUARTERMAINES,
THAT'S IT.
CARLY: NO, JASON.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT.
A.J.: CARLY WANTS THINGS --
HOUSE, CARS, CLOTHES, MONEY.
EDWARD: ALL THE SIMPLE JOYS.
A.J.: OH, SHE'S SO HUNGRY
FOR IT.
AND BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED
WITH HER, SHE'LL BE ADDICTED
TO IT.
YOU SEE, GRANDFATHER,
I'M PLAYING ON CARLY'S GREED
AND HER FEARS.
THE WORLD'S A VERY FRIGHTENING
PLACE FOR CARLY.
THAT'S WHAT MOTIVATES MOST
OF THE CRAZY THINGS THAT
SHE DOES.
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
A.J.: BUT, YOU SEE, I CAN
PROTECT HER BETTER THAN JASON
AND HIS CAR BOMBS, AND SOON
SHE'LL REALIZE THAT.
EDWARD: PERHAPS SHE ALREADY
DOES.
WHEN THAT COURT-APPOINTED FREUD
IN A SKIRT AMBUSHED US
IN OUR OWN HOME, CARLY
DEFENDED YOU.
IN FACT, SHE PRACTICALLY
SCRATCHED EMILY'S EYES OUT.
A.J.: NOT THE HIGH POINT
IN DR. SMITHSON'S VISIT.
EDWARD: BUT, YOU SEE,
CARLY IS ON YOUR SIDE.
AND WHEN JASON INVITED CARLY
TO HELP HIM PUT MICHAEL TO BED,
SHE LOOKED RIGHT AT YOU,
NOT A YES OR A NO OR A MAYBE
TO JASON MORGAN UNTIL SHE HAD
CLEARED IT WITH
A.J. QUARTERMAINE.
A.J.: MAYBE. MAYBE.
MAYBE SHE IS TURNING THE CORNER.
EDWARD: SHE IS IN
YOUR CORNER, A.J.
JUST GO WITH THOSE FEELINGS.
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M
DOING?
THAT'S WHAT THIS EVENING'S ALL
ABOUT.
OH, WHICH REMINDS ME -- I GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
EDWARD: SO SOON?
A.J.: I HAVE TO RUN AN ERRAND
BEFORE I PICK HER UP.
EDWARD: WELL, ENJOY
YOUR DINNER.
A.J.: YEAH.
EDWARD: AND I RECOMMEND
THE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
FELICIA: HI.
I'M SORRY.
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED.
EDWARD: WHAT THE DEVIL ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
FELICIA: LILA INVITED ME.
WE PLANNED ANOTHER SESSION
OF STIRRING UP OLD MEMORIES
FOR HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
EDWARD: OH, I'M SORRY.
LILA'S RESTING UPSTAIRS,
AND SHE GAVE STRICT ORDERS NOT
TO BE DISTURBED.
YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK SOME
OTHER TIME.
FELICIA: WHEN?
EDWARD: OH, I'M SURE SHE'D BE
AVAILABLE IN A MONTH OR TWO.
LILA: I'M FREE NOW.
SHALL WE GET TO WORK, DEAR?
V: YOU HAVE TO DO A RETURN
PERFORMANCE AT JAKE'S.
THIS COULD BE THE TURNING POINT
OF YOUR CAREER.
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?
NED: IT'S ALL RIGHT, V.
I'VE ALREADY DECIDED TO DO IT.
V: OH. WHEN?
NED: THE MOMENT YOU ASKED ME.
V: WELL, JUST FOR THAT,
I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANOTHER
WORD.
NOT ONE.
NOT EVEN THE ONES ON THE FEW
NOTES I JOTTED DOWN LAST NIGHT
WHILE YOU WERE ONSTAGE THAT
I HAPPENED TO TYPE UP NEATLY
THIS MORNING.
NED: WAIT A MINUTE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS
PERFECT.
V: YOU WERE.
WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING -- OH,
EXCEPT A FEW THINGS.
NED: OH, HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT.
V: OK.
THE NUMBER THAT YOU OPENED
WITH WAS --
NED: BAD?
V: GOOD.
BUT IT SHOULD BE YOUR SECOND
NUMBER.
NED: OH.
LET ME GUESS -- THE SECOND
NUMBER SHOULD BE THE OPENING
NUMBER.
V: RIGHT.
AND THAT PATTER THAT YOU DO
AT THE TOP WITH THE AUDIENCE --
NED: CHANGE IT?
V: DROP IT.
YOU LOST MOMENTUM WHEN
YOU STOPPED TO TALK
TO THE AUDIENCE, AND SO DID SOME
OF THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS.
NED: OH, I SEE.
SO NOT ONLY DID I SCREW UP
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW,
BUT I CHASED AWAY THE AUDIENCE.
V: NO, ONLY A LITTLE.
BUT I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT.
NED: SO DO I.
OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO STAY HERE
AND REHEARSE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER
TO JAKE'S.
HERE'S MY GUITAR.
YOU CAN STAND IN FOR ME OR FIND
SOMEONE ELSE TO PLAY.
BUT OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TO RETHINK
THIS WHOLE SHOW.
V: ALL RIGHT.
FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID.
NED: ACTUALLY, V, YOU CAN
CRITIQUE ME ANYTIME YOU LIKE
BECAUSE I APPRECIATE KNOWING
THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE AMONG
ALL THE BOOZERS AND CRUISERS,
THERE IS SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY
LISTENING TO THE MUSIC.
AND NEVER, EVER LET IT BE SAID
THAT I CAN'T HANDLE CRITICISM --
AS LONG AS IT'S CONSTRUCTIVE.
ALAN: AUDREY, YOU DON'T NEED
TO PAGE TONY, BUT COULD YOU MAKE
SURE THIS CLINIC REPORT GETS
INTO HIS HANDS?
AUDREY: OH, YES, OF COURSE.
NO PROBLEM.
ALAN: THANK YOU.
AUDREY: YOU'RE MISSED AROUND
HERE, ALAN.
MONICA: YES, HE CERTAINLY IS.
AUDREY: IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU LOOKING SO WELL.
ALAN: THANK YOU.
MONICA: YES, IT CERTAINLY IS.
ALAN: IS THAT YOUR
PROFESSIONAL OPINION?
AUDREY: EXCUSE ME.
ALAN: I DIDN'T COME HERE
ABOUT THE CLINIC.
MONICA: I DIDN'T THINK SO.
AND IF YOU DON'T MOVE YOUR HAND,
I AM GOING HURL BOTH OF US
ON THE NEAREST GURNEY.
ALAN: WELL, THAT'S A RISK I'M
WILLING TO TAKE.
MONICA: YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
ALAN: I'VE COME TO
A DECISION.
MONICA: HMM?
ALAN: I WANT TO COME BACK.
MONICA: AS CHIEF OF STAFF?
ALAN: BETTER.
TO OUR BEDROOM.
MONICA: OH -- MUCH BETTER.
ALAN: IT IS THE INDICATED
TREATMENT AFTER ANOTHER NIGHT
OF INSOMNIA ALONE IN MY ROOM.
MONICA: YEAH.
I WAS KIND OF WONDERING WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE MIDNIGHT RUN
FOR OUR LITTLE TRYST.
ALAN: EVERY TIME YOU WALK OUT
INTO THE HALLWAY, THE ENTIRE
FAMILY'S THERE.
SO I'M GOING TO PLAN B, WHICH IS
A DATE -- FROM SOUP TO WHATEVER.
NED IS SINGING OVER AT THAT
ROADSIDE HOLE, SO I THOUGHT
MAYBE YOU AND I, WE COULD COULD
GO SLUMMING AND HOME AND --
MONICA: AND GO CRAZY.
IT'S A DATE.
ALAN: IT IS THE DATE.
AND AFTERWARDS, I'M MOVING IN.
MONICA: I'M GOING TO GO OUT
AND GET SOME STRAWBERRIES.
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.
TONY: OH, BOBBIE,
I'M CONSULTING ON THE COLETTI
SURGERY, AND I WAS WISHING THAT
YOU COULD ASSIST, UNLESS,
OF COURSE, YOU'D RATHER NOT BE
IN THE SAME O.R. WITH ME.
BOBBIE: I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WITH YOU, TONY, PROFESSIONALLY.
HEY, YOU.
MONICA: HMM?
BOBBIE: WHATEVER PUT THAT
SMILE ON YOUR FACE, I HOPE IT'S
LEGAL.
MONICA: I AM GOING ON A DATE
WITH MY HUSBAND.
BOBBIE: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
MONICA: THANKS.
BOBBIE: I THINK IT'S ABOUT
TIME THE TWO OF YOU GOT OUT
OF THE HOUSE AND STOPPED
FRETTING OVER MICHAEL.
MONICA: HEY, FRETTING DAYS
ARE OVER.
BOBBIE: IS HE DOING BETTER?
MONICA: MUCH BETTER.
THE RESTRAINING ORDER IS LIFTED,
THANKS TO A RECOMMENDATION
BY DR. SMITHSON, AND JASON NOW
HAS VISITING RIGHTS.
BOBBIE: OH, WELL, FORGIVE ME
IF I THINK THAT'S WONDERFUL.
MONICA: UH-UH.
I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL,
TOO, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: HOW'S A.J. TAKING IT?
MONICA: WELL, NOT GOOD.
BUT HE'S GOING TO COME AROUND
AND REALIZE THIS IS THE PERFECT
SITUATION --
HE HAS CUSTODY OF MICHAEL,
JASON CAN SEE MICHAEL,
AND MICHAEL HAS THE BEST OF BOTH
MY SONS.
AND I'M LEAVING.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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CARLY: JASE, LOOK.
THE ONLY WAY THAT WE ARE EVER
GOING TO STOP THE QUARTERMAINES
IS TO STOP THEM FOR GOOD,
WHICH IS WHY I HAVE TO MARRY
A.J. AND RUIN HIS LIFE.
JASON: JUST FORGET IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT
ANYWAY.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
CARLY: DO YOU KNOW THAT EVERY
SINGLE DAY I DREAM ABOUT THE DAY
THAT I CAN LEAVE THE
QUARTERMAINES SO I CAN BE
WITH YOU AND MICHAEL?
DO YOU?
I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I ENJOY
DINNERS WITH A.J.?
DO YOU?
DO YOU THINK I'M SCARFING DOWN
THESE FRENCH FRIES FOR ANY OTHER
REASON EXCEPT THERE'S NOTHING
DECENT TO EAT AT CAFE MATISSE?
THE ENTIRE PLACE SMELLS LIKE
WALL-TO-WALL MUSHROOMS.
I CAN'T STAND MUSHROOMS.
HE ORDERS ALL THIS WEIRD STUFF
THAT MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL,
AND THEN I HAVE TO SIT THERE
AND LISTEN TO HIM GO
ON FOR AN HOUR WHINING ABOUT
MICHAEL.
THIS MAN WHO WANTED TO THROW ME
BACK IN FERNCLIFF AND TAKE AWAY
MY SON -- I HAVE TO SIT THERE
AND TELL HIM WHAT A GREAT DAD
HE IS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH
I HATE THAT?
JASON: WE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
ONE THING, CARLY --
MICHAEL COMES FIRST.
CARLY: NOW AND ALWAYS, OK?
WHILE I'M WORKING ON THE ALWAYS
WITH A.J., YOU JUST WORK
ON THE NOW WITH MICHAEL, OK?
WHEN YOU SEE HIM TONIGHT, I WANT
YOU TO TELL HIM THAT MOMMY SENDS
LOVE, OK?
AND GIVE HIM THIS FOR ME.
I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
THE FRIES --
JASON: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
CARLY: AND THE PEANUTS.
JASON: OK.
A.J.: TONY?
TONY: OH, HI.
A.J.: HI.
TONY: SOMETHING I CAN DO
FOR YOU?
A.J.: I HOPE SO.
IT'S ABOUT MY SON.
TONY: YES?
A.J.: LOOK, WE HAD ONE BAD
VISIT FROM THE COURT-APPOINTED
PSYCHIATRIST, AND OUT
OF NOWHERE, THE JUDGE GRANTED
JASON VISITATION.
TONY: I SEE.
I KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTING THAT IS
FOR YOU.
A.J.: YEAH, WELL, MY FEELINGS
AREN'T THE ISSUE.
IT'S MICHAEL.
HE'S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME
ADJUSTING TO ME AND JASON COMING
IN AT ALL HOURS, AND
THE SITUATION'S ONLY GETTING
WORSE.
NOW, WHEN I GO IN TO THE FINAL
CUSTODY HEARING, I HAVE
TO CONVINCE THE COURT THAT JASON
IS AN UNFIT PARENT.
BUT I'LL NEED YOUR HELP.
TONY: WHAT KIND OF HELP?
A.J.: YOU WERE JASON'S
NEUROLOGIST.
YOU TREATED HIM AFTER
THE ACCIDENT.
YOU KNOW MORE THAN ANYONE JUST
HOW BADLY HE WAS HURT -- WHAT'S
LEFT OF HIS BRAIN AND WHAT
ISN'T.
TONY: SO ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT I TELL THE JUDGE THAT JASON
HAS SOME KIND OF DIMINISHED
MENTAL CAPACITY?
A.J.: NO.
ALL I'M ASKING YOU TO SAY IS,
FOR THE RECORD, WHAT YOU'VE
ALREADY TOLD ME A DOZEN TIMES
IN PRIVATE.
TONY: A.J, YOU'RE
A BUSINESSMAN.
YOU KNOW THERE'S A BIG
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TALKING ABOUT
A DEAL AND PUTTING YOUR MONEY
ON THE LINE.
AND MY PROFESSIONAL REPUTATION
IS THE ONLY WEALTH THAT I HAVE
LEFT RIGHT NOW.
A.J.: ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOUR ANSWER IS NO?
TONY: I'M JUST SAYING LET ME
THINK ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?
AND I'VE GOT OTHER
RESPONSIBILITIES.
EXCUSE ME.
EDWARD: PERHAPS I COULD
ASSIST YOU IN YOUR LITTLE
PROJECT.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE FILL IN THE GAPS
IN LILA'S MEMORY.
LILA: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING,
EDWARD.
EDWARD: OH, OF COURSE YOU DO.
BUT MAYBE I COULD BE A PREVIEW
AUDIENCE.
FELICIA: MAYBE I'LL LET
YOU READ THE FINAL DRAFT.
LILA: OR BETTER STILL,
EDWARD, BUY A COPY.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I --
EDWARD: NO, OF COURSE I DON'T
MIND.
I KNOW AN ORDER WHEN I HEAR IT.
BUT REMEMBER, YOUR READERS LIKE
A HAPPY ENDING AND A HERO.
SO EXCUSE ME.
FELICIA: HMM.
I LIKE THE WAY YOU HANDLE HIM --
HE COMPLAINS, YOU SMILE,
AND THEN YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT
TO DO.
LILA: OH, I RECOMMEND IT
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE.
FELICIA: SO, IN OUR LAST
SESSION, YOU SAID THAT
YOUR FATHER WAS VERY PROTECTIVE.
DID YOU DEAL WITH HIM
THE SAME WAY?
LILA: WHEN I HAD TO.
MY FIRST MARRIAGE,
FOR INSTANCE --
V: THE PLACE WILL BE SOLD OUT
BY TONIGHT.
NED COULD USE A FEW FRIENDLY
FACES IN THE CROWD.
JAX: I'M NOT SURE I QUALIFY
AS A FRIENDLY FACE.
V: WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
BEST FRIENDS WITH WAGNER TO GO
SEE THE OPERA, DO YOU?
JAX: OK.
ALL RIGHT, FOR THE SAKE
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, I'LL COME.
V: THANK YOU.
OOH, GOT TO GO.
HEY, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW
TONIGHT.
JAKE'S IS STANDING ROOM ONLY.
NED: OH.
SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE CHAIRS
AGAIN?
V: HA-HA.
IT'S A FULL HOUSE, BOSS.
WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE
A FAMILIAR FACE OR TWO
IN THE CROWD.
NED: OH, I HOPE NOT.
V: SORRY?
NED: WELL, I ACTUALLY ENJOY
SINGING FOR COMPLETE
STRANGERS -- NO FAMILY
OR FRIENDS TO DISTRACT ME.
I CAN JUST CONCENTRATE SOLELY
ON THE MUSIC.
V: GEE, I ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN
PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT TELL ME WHAT
I GREAT JOB I'M DOING
AS AN ARTIST'S MANAGER.
NED: WELL, HEARING IT FROM ME
ISN'T ENOUGH?
YOU GAVE ME BACK ROCK 'N' ROLL,
V, AND I DON'T THINK I WOULD
HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN WITHOUT YOU.
COME ON.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO WHEN
YOURS IS THE ONLY FACE
IN THE CROWD I KNOW.
THERE'S A TOOTHPASTE
SO ADVANCED...
[ Brushing ]
IT EVEN WORKS
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BRUSHING.
COLGATE TOTAL.
[ Brushing Continues ]
A TOOTHPASTE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS
BETWEEN BRUSHINGS.
SO IT FIGHTS
CAVITIES AND TARTAR...
WHILE YOU'RE BRUSHING...
AND WHILE YOU'RE W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W WOR
IT EVEN FIGHTS PLAQUE
AND GINGIVITIS...
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING.
LONG-LASTING PROTECTION
COLGATE TOTAL.
THE BRUSHING SO ADVANCED,
IT WORKS BETWEEN BRUSHINGS.
HOW LONG WITH THIS LOAN
BE FOR ?
ABOUT A DAY.
REFERENCES ?
WHAT'S THAT ?
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE BEEN APPROVED.
SWITCH TO NEW GLADWARE.
AT ABOUT FIFTY CENTS EACH
YOU'LL GET FOOD CONTAINERS
YOU CAN USE AND STILL
AFFORD TO LOSE.
THANKS MOM.
ONE OF THESE WOMEN USES
SUAVE HEALTHY SHINE.
THE OTHER PAYS A LOT MORE
FOR PANTENE.
BOTH HAVE SHINY,
HEALTHY-LOOKING HAIR.
SO WHO IS WHO ?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL,
WHY SHOULD WE ?

UHH!
GOT A CLOG? YOU WANT THE BEST
CLOG REMOVER.
IS IT LIQUID PLUMR OR DRANO?
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME RIGHT?
ACTUALLY, ONE WORKS FASTER THAN
THE OTHER, WHICH IS NICE.
IN FACT IT'S TWICE AS FAST,
WHICH IS INCREDIBLE.
PROFESSIONAL STRENGTH LIQUID
PLUMR CLOG REMOVER.
WHOA!

V: I SWEAR.
THIS AUDIENCE WILL LOVE YOU.
NED: WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M JUST
HOPING FOR WELL-MANNERED
INDIFFERENCE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
JAX: WELL, I READ YOUR RAVE
WRITE-UP IN THE PAPER, SO I HAD
TO COME AND WATCH YOU TRY
TO SING.
NED: V, DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THIS?
IF YOU DID, YOU'RE FIRED.
V: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED
TO SING TO AN AUDIENCE
OF COMPLETE STRANGERS.
NED: OH, NO.
THE NIGHTMARE IS COMPLETE.
ALAN: I HAVE SUCH MIXED
FEELINGS ABOUT THIS PLACE.
I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT UGLY
ROOM THAT JASON LIVED
IN UPSTAIRS.
MONICA: WELL, I'M NOT TOO
HAPPY ABOUT HIM LIVING ALONE
IN THE PENTHOUSE.
ALAN: MONICA, FOR JUST THIS
ONE NIGHT, LET US NOT THINK
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT EACH
OTHER, OK?
MONICA: AHA.
THERE HE IS.
I THINK HE LOOKS NERVOUS.
ALAN: REALLY?
LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK.
MONICA: HI, NED.
GOOD LUCK.
ALAN: HI.
V: HEY.
ALAN: YEAH.
AS THEY SAY, BREAK A LEG.
NED: GEE, I WASN'T EXPECTING
TO SING FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.
ALAN: WELL, WE'RE NOT HERE
AS A FAMILY.
WE'RE JUST KIND OF OUT
ON A DATE.
WE'RE SLUMMING.
MONICA: MM-HMM.
NED: OH.
MONICA: SEE YOU.
V: SEE YOU.
NED: "A DATE."
THEY HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EACH
OTHER FOR MONTHS, AND TONIGHT
THEY GO ON A DATE.
THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE
A CROSS BETWEEN "TWILIGHT ZONE"
AND "THIS IS YOUR LIFE."
FELICIA: HI.
THIS IS GOOD.
HOW ABOUT A TABLE FOR FOUR?
MAC: I'D PREFER TO SIT
WITH MY WIFE ALONE TONIGHT.
NO OFFENSE.
JERRY: NO OFFENSE TAKEN.
WE'RE DELIGHTED.
BOBBIE: MAYBE LATER.
FELICIA: OK.
MAC: SIT RIGHT HERE.
SO, WAS YOUR INTERVIEW WITH LILA
A SUCCESS?
FELICIA: "SUCCESS" DOESN'T
EVEN DESCRIBE IT.
MAC: WHAT DOES?
FELICIA: LET'S JUST SAY
I WILL NEVER LOOK AT LILA QUITE
THE SAME WAY AGAIN.
JASON: HELLO, GRANDMOTHER.
LILA: HELLO, MY DARLING
JASON.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK HERE
AGAIN.
EMILY: MICHAEL'S VERY HAPPY
ABOUT IT, TOO.
REGINALD: AS AM I.
JASON: HI, REGINALD.
LILA: WELL, GOOD NIGHT,
MY DEAR.
AND GOOD NIGHT TO THE LITTLE
ONE, TOO.
JASON: GOOD NIGHT.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, MICHAEL IS
SO DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.
IT TOOK HIM, WHAT, LIKE,
FIVE MINUTES TO FALL ASLEEP?
JASON: MORE LIKE 20.
HE'LL WAKE UP LATER AND WANT ME
TO READ HIM HIS BOOK.
EMILY: SO THAT MEANS YOU'RE
GOING TO STAY TILL THEN, RIGHT?
JASON: YEAH, THAT'S THE IDEA.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
WHENEVER MICHAEL'S REALLY HAPPY,
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING'S
PERFECT, YOU KNOW?
IS THAT HOW IT WORKS FOR YOU,
TOO?
JASON: YEAH.
EMILY: I DON'T GET IT.
I DON'T SEE HOW ANYBODY CAN'T
KNOW THAT MICHAEL NEEDS YOU.
JASON: I'M GLAD YOU KNOW
BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT
NOW IF YOU HADN'T TOLD
DR. SMITHSON THE TRUTH.
WAS THERE ANY TROUBLE AFTER
I LEFT?
EMILY: NOT REALLY.
I MEAN, EVERYONE WAS KIND
OF UPSET THAT I TOLD ALL
THE FAMILY SECRETS,
BUT GRANDFATHER'S USUALLY
ANNOYED WITH SOMETHING ANYWAY.
EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTOOD WHY
I DID IT.
A.J.'S THE ONE WHO'S REALLY MAD
AT ME.
HE THINKS I HATE HIM, JASON.
AND I DON'T.
I'M SORRY THAT HE FEELS SO BAD.
HE THINKS THAT YOU STOLE
HIS SON.
AND, WELL, IF I FELT THAT,
TOO, I'D PROBABLY BE ANGRY.
JASON: DO YOU THINK I WAS
WRONG?
YOU KNOW, SAYING I'D BE
MICHAEL'S FATHER WHEN CARLY
ASKED ME?
EMILY: NO.
I THINK YOU DID THE ONLY THING
THAT YOU COULD DO.
I MEAN, YOU DID WHAT WAS BEST
FOR MICHAEL, AND THERE CAN'T BE
ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
THE PERSON THAT I BLAME
FOR MAKING EVERYONE SO UNHAPPY
IS CARLY.
WAITER: AND YOU WILL BE
ORDERING THIS EVENING?
A.J.: CARLY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DO THE HONORS?
CARLY: NO.
HAVEN'T LEARNED FRENCH SINCE
THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
I STILL NEED YOUR HELP FINDING
MY WAY AROUND.
WAITER: MAY I SUGGEST THIS
EVENING'S SPECIAL?
LANGOUSTE AU GRATIN AVEC
TRUFFES.
A.J.: AH. PERFECT.
MAKE THAT TWO, PLEASE.
WAITER: MERCI.
CARLY: OH.
MERCI.
SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
WHAT IS IT?
A.J.: LOBSTER.
CARLY: OH, GOOD.
I LOVE LOBSTER.
A.J.: SOMETHING ELSE WE HAVE
IN COMMON.
SHE WAS COMING HOME
TO THE JUNGLE,
TO THEIR UNTAMED LOVE
FOR BUTTER.
CUT DOWN BY CHOLESTEROL UNTIL--
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S NOT BUTTER !
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
HOW CIVILIZED.

WHERE YOU TAKE ST. JOHN'S BAY
CARGOS IS NOTHING...
COMPARED TO WHERE
THEY TAKE YOU.
CARGO PANTS AND SHORTS
FROM ST. JOHN'S BAY.
POCKETS OF FREEDOM
IN Y
OUR STATE OF MIND.
EVERY DAY'S THE WEEKEND
IN ST. JOHN'S BAY.
ONLY AT JCPenney.
WAITER: BON APPETIT.
CARLY: I THINK THERE'S
A MISTAKE.
WE ORDERED LOBSTER.
WAITER: BUT, MADEMOISELLE --
A.J.: EVERYTHING'S FINE.
CARLY: WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEND
STUFF BACK IN A FRENCH
RESTAURANT OR WHAT?
A.J.: NOT WHEN THEY SERVE
YOU WHAT YOU ORDERED.
THAT'S LOBSTER -- IN
A CHEESE-BASED SAUCE
WITH TRUFFLE.
CARLY: CHOCOLATE?
A.J.: NO, IT'S LIKE
A MUSHROOM, BUT MUCH MORE
FLAVORFUL, I THINK.
CARLY: OH.
GOOD.
A.J.: DID YOU KNOW THAT
THE FRENCH USE SPECIALLY TRAINED
PIGS TO FIND THEIR TRUFFLES
BY THEIR SMELL?
CARLY: SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
A.J.: MMM.
IT IS.
CARLY: SO,
HOW WAS MICHAEL AFTER I LEFT
FOR CLASS?
A.J.: HE DIDN'T CRY.
ACTUALLY, HE DIDN'T DO MUCH
OF ANYTHING BUT WAIT FOR JASON.
CARLY: WELL, I THINK
IF MICHAEL'S FEELING MORE
COMFORTABLE, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, HE'S STARTING TO GET
USED TO YOU.
ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO MOVE UP
THAT FINAL CUSTODY HEARING?
A.J.: YEP.
JUST WAITING FOR JUDGE CARTER
TO ARRANGE IT.
CARLY: HMM.
WELL, I HOPE HE CAN.
A.J.: ME, TOO.
AND IF HE DOES COME THROUGH,
IT'S NOT GOING TO GIVE US MUCH
TIME TO PREPARE, CARLY.
AND WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE
TO IMPRESS THE JUDGE
WITH TEAMWORK, OK?
WE HAVE TO BE A TEAM.
NOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW WELL
JASON GETS ALONG WITH MICHAEL.
HE'S STILL A SINGLE PARENT,
AND THAT'S GOT TO WORK
IN OUR FAVOR, ALONG WITH WHAT
YOU TELL THE JUDGE ABOUT
YOUR LIFE WITH JASON.
CARLY: YEAH.
UH --
I'LL TELL HIM --
I'LL TELL HIM THAT IT WAS
A MISTAKE EVER TO GO TO JASON
IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE NOT
ONLY ARE YOU MICHAEL'S
BIOLOGICAL FATHER, BUT YOU'RE
ALSO, YOU KNOW, THE BEST
POSSIBLE FATHER HE COULD
EVER HAVE.
EMILY: I KNOW SHE'S
YOUR FRIEND, JASON, BUT I HAVE
NO IDEA WHY.
I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE THE EXACT
OPPOSITE OF EACH OTHER IN EVERY
SINGLE WAY.
SHE'S THE BIGGEST LIAR THAT EVER
LIVED.
AND THE WAY SHE KISSES UP
TO GRANDFATHER AND A.J. IS
SO GROSS.
IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THE WAY
THEY FALL FOR IT.
JASON: WHY DO YOU CARE
IF CARLY'S PLAYING GAMES?
EMILY: BECAUSE SHE HURTS
PEOPLE.
LOOK AT HOW SHE'S HURT
YOU BY TAKING MICHAEL
AND BRINGING HIM HERE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S GOING
TO DO TO A.J. AGAIN.
JASON: EMILY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FIGHT CARLY FOR ME.
YOU JUST KEEP AN EYE ON MICHAEL.
ONE REASON I DIDN'T GO CRAZY
LEAVING HIM HERE IS
BECAUSE I KNEW HIS GODMOTHER
WOULD PROTECT HIM.
EMILY: AND I DO.
FROM HIS OWN MOTHER SOMETIMES.
JASON: MICHAEL NEEDS TO BE
WITH HIS MOTHER.
JUST TAKE IT EASY ON CARLY WHEN
MICHAEL'S AROUND, OK?
EMILY: I WILL --
FOR YOU AND FOR MICHAEL.
BUT I'M SORRY, I'M STILL GOING
TO HATE CARLY.
JAX: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DON'T DO "TIE ME KANGAROO
DOWN, SPORT."
I MEAN, THIS IS A CLASSIC.
NED: WELL, ACTUALLY,
JAX, ODDLY ENOUGH, THERE IS VERY
LITTLE DEMAND FOR SONGS ABOUT
MARSUPIALS IN THIS PART
OF THE WORLD.
JAX: GET OFF.
NEXT THING YOU'LL BE TELLING ME
THAT NOBODY HERE KNOWS HOW
TO PLAY THE DIDGERIDOO.
V: WHAT IS A DIDGERIDOO?
JAX: "WHAT IS A DIDGERIDOO?"
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ALEXIS: IT'S AN ABORIGINAL
WIND INSTRUMENT.
IT'S AUSTRALIA'S VERSION
OF THE TUBA.
DOESN'T EVERYONE KNOW THAT?
JAX: THANK YOU.
ALEXIS: THOUGHT YOU'D BE
WONDERFUL BEHIND MY BACK,
DID YOU?
HMM?
MAC: YOU'RE KIDDING.
FELICIA: IT'S TRUE.
BEFORE LILA MARRIED EDWARD,
SHE WAS INVOLVED WITH A MAN
NAMED CRANE TOLLIVER.
AND ACCORDING TO LILA, THIS MAN
WAS VERY TAKEN BY HER
AND HER MONEY.
MAC: TOLLIVER.
TOLLIVER.
THAT WAS ONE OF ROBERT'S CASES.
I REMEMBER THE FILE.
LILA MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY HURT
WHEN SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS
A FORTUNE HUNTER.
FELICIA: NO, NOT AT ALL.
SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THIS MAN
WAS ALL ABOUT WHEN SHE MET HIM.
SHE DIDN'T CARE.
HE WAS A GOOD-LOOKING MAN.
AND HER FATHER HATED HIM,
WHICH MADE THE MAN EVEN MORE
IRRESISTABLE TO HER.
SO EVENTUALLY, HER FATHER
FORBADE HER TO SEE HIM.
MAC: AND KNOWING LILA,
SHE SAID NO WAY.
FELICIA: NO, NO.
SHE SAID, "YES, FATHER."
THEN SHE SNUCK OUT OF THE WINDOW
AND MARRIED CRANE.
DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE
A ROMANCE NOVEL?
MAC: MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
FELICIA: OH, NO.
IT'S TRUE, IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU MEAN.
EDWARD WOULD TELL A LIE TO HAVE
A GOOD STORY, BUT LILA BELIEVES
THERE'S NOTHING MORE FASCINATING
THAN REAL LIFE.
MONICA: WHO ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
ALAN: I WAS JUST LOOKING
FOR FATHER.
I WAS HOPING THAT HE SHOWS UP,
YOU KNOW, TO GLOWER AT NED.
AND THEN WE CAN LEAVE BEFORE HIM
SO WE CAN AVOID A LATE-NIGHT
HARANGUE.
MONICA: YOU'VE CERTAINLY
THOUGHT AHEAD.
ALAN: LISTEN, I'VE BEEN
PLANNING THIS NIGHT FOR SUCH
A LONG TIME, AND NOTHING
AND NOBODY IS GOING TO COME
BETWEEN US.
V: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU'VE READ THE REVIEW, NOW HEAR
THE SINGER.
STRAIGHT FROM HIS TRIUMPHANT
PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT HERE
AT JAKE'S,
IT'S NED ASHTON.
NED: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NED: THERE WAS A TIME
I WAS WALKING IN THE DARK
BLIND TO EVERYTHING
BUT THE ACHING IN MY HEART
I DON'T KNOW HOW
I MADE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT
BUT I WOULD DO IT ALL AGAIN
TO STAND HERE IN THE LIGHT
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO READY
TO OPEN MY HEART
TO GIVE ALL MY FAITH AND TRUST
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE OF
ANYTHING BEFORE
YOU'RE EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO READY
FOR LOVE
A HEALING RAIN
IS FALLING DOWN ON ME
DEEP INSIDE MY SOUL
AND I NEVER FELT SO FREE
I'D NEVER CHANGE
A THING THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
'CAUSE EVERY TURN ALONG THE ROAD
LED ME HERE TO YOU
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO READY
TO OPEN MY HEART
TO GIVE ALL MY FAITH AND TRUST
OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE OF
ANYTHING BEFORE
YOU'RE EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO READY
FOR LOVE
OH
I'M WALKING IN THE SUN
OH
OUR STORY'S JUST BEGUN
OH
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO READY
TO OPEN MY HEART
TO GIVE ALL MY FAITH AND TRUST
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE OF
ANYTHING BEFORE
YOU'RE EVERYTHING
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO READY
FOR LOVE
OH, SO READY FOR LOVE
READY FOR LOVE
YEAH!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
WHAT SOME PEOPLE USE...
TO GET THEIR HAIR
IN BETTER CONDITION,
WHEN ALL YOU REALLY NEED
IS YOUR BLOW DRYER...
AND HEAT ACTIVATED THERMASILK.
THERMASILK CONDITIONER
IS TURNED ON BY HEAT...
TO MAKE YOUR HAIR HEALTHIER.
ITS UNIQUE PROTEIN FORMULA
GOES BEYOND PROTECTION...
TO ACTUALLY IMPROVE
YOUR HAIR'S CONDITION.
SAVE THE EGGS
FOR AN OMELETTE.
THERMASILK:
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
DOUBLE YOUR FUN
THAT'S THE "STATEMINT"
OF THE GREAT MINT
IN DOUBLEMINT GUM
DOUBLE YOUR "SENTIMINT"
YOUR "MERRIMINT"
- DOUBLE YOUR "MOMINT" OF FUN
- "MOMINT" OF FUN
DOUBLE YOUR "DELIGHTMINT"
WITH THE RIGHT MINT
- WITH THE RIGHT MINT
- FOR "REFRESHMINT"
IT'S THE ONLY ONE
DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
DOUBLE YOUR FUN
THAT'S THE "STATEMINT"
OF THE GREAT MINT
IN DOUBLEMINT GUM
MOM, I'M NERVOUS.
- TEXAS.
- AUSTIN.
YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
KANSAS.
TOPEKA.
- HAWAII.
- HONOLULU.
- ATLANTA.
- YOU ARE GOOD.
KEEP 'EM COMING MOM.
NOW A STUDY CONFIRMS A BREAKFAST
LIKE THIS WITH CHEERIOS...
HELPS KIDS DO BETTER IN SCHOOL.
MOM, GIVE ME A TOUGH ONE.
VERMONT.
MONTPELIER.
BUY ONE TROPICANA TWISTER,
GET ONE FREE.
COUPON ON SPECIALLY MARKED
BOXES OF ANY CHEERIOS CEREAL.
- I LIKE THIS ONE, MOM.
- OH, I DO TOO.
- THIS ONE'S BEAUTIFUL !
- OH, I CAN SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
I DON'T HAVE SHOES
FOR THIS PRETTY HAT.
YOU GONNA ARGUE WITH THAT ?
[ Chuckles ]
I'M GLAD THERE'S PAYLESS.
GET DRESSED UP
WITH THE PAYLESS EASTER SALE.
OODLES OF GIRLS' AND BOYS'
DRESS AND CASUALS
NOW JUST $9.99.
TA-DA !
[ Chuckling ]
NOW, THAT I CAN ARGUE WITH.
THIS TIME OF YEAR
I NEED MORE
THAN AN ORDINARY
EYE DROP.
I NEED OCUHIST.
OCUHIST EYE ALLERGY RELIEF
FROM VISINE.
IT'S ANTI-ITCHING.
IT'S ANTI-REDNESS.
IT'S ANTIHISTAMINE RELIEF
FOR YOUR EYES.
OCUHIST'S SPECIAL
ANTIHISTAMINE FORMULA
STOPS THE ITCHING AND...
MY EYES FEEL GREAT!
GET OCUHIST EYE
ALLERGY RELIEF
FROM VISINE.
IT...
ALEXIS: OH, BOY.
NED: SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK?
ALEXIS: AMAZING.
THIS SENSATION CAME OVER ME
WHILE YOU WERE SINGING.
NED: REALLY?
ALEXIS: I FELT LIKE
A GROUPIE.
NED: OH, WELL, THEN LET'S GET
BACKSTAGE.
JERRY: YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO
THIS MORE OFTEN.
BOBBIE: WHAT, CLUB HOPPING?
JERRY: YEAH.
SO, WHAT DO YOU FANCY --
JAZZ CLUBS, THE JUKE BOX
AT KELLY'S?
BOBBIE: NONE OF THE ABOVE
WITHOUT YOU.
MAC: SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK?
FELICIA: ABOUT WHAT?
MAC: ABOUT NED, OF COURSE.
FELICIA: NED -- HE WAS GREAT.
HE WAS FANTASTIC.
MAC: FELICIA, I WAS
WATCHING YOU.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR A NOTE.
YOU WERE IN ANOTHER WORLD,
AND I THINK LILA WAS WITH YOU.
FELICIA: WELL, IF YOU HEARD
LILA QUARTERMAINE'S STORIES,
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET THEM
OUT OF YOUR HEAD, EITHER.
I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME
AND TRANSCRIBE MY TAPES.
MAC: OH, THE GETTING-HOME
PART -- THAT'S WHAT I CAN
RELATE TO.
FELICIA: I GUESS
THE TRANSCRIBING CAN WAIT TILL
TOMORROW MORNING.
MAC: LET'S GO.
JAKE: IF YOU EVER, EVER NEED
A GIG, YOU JUST CALL ME.
NED: ALL RIGHT. THANKS.
V: I WILL BE TAKING YOU UP
ON THAT, JAKE.
JAKE: OH, PLEASE DO.
YOU WERE GREAT.
V: YAY.
DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT SOMEBODY'S
ON A ROLL.
JAX: YOU EVER CONSIDERED
TAKING UP MUSIC FULL-TIME?
NED: DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH,
JAX.
I'M NEVER LEAVING E.L.Q.
V: WELL, EVERYBODY NEEDS
A HOBBY, RIGHT?
NED: YOU KNOW, I WOULD LIKE
TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
V: OK.
NED: TO V ARDANOWSKI --
HER APPRENTICESHIP WAS AS SHORT
AS HER FIRST NAME,
MAY HER CAREER BE AS LONG
AS HER LAST.
ALEXIS: OH, THAT'S A GOOD
ONE.
JAX: TO V.
JASON: OK, LOOK AT THIS ONE
RIGHT HERE.
EMILY: NO.
THIS GUY IS NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR STORIES.
JASON: NO, HE ISN'T.
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO SKIP
THE BOOK AND WANT TO PLAY.
EMILY: WHAT'S THIS?
SO, TELL ME --
MICHAEL: DADDY.
EMILY: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT
MICHAEL WANTS?
JASON: HE TELLS ME, USUALLY.
YOU KNOW, IF HE WANTS SOMETHING,
HE REACHES FOR IT, RIGHT?
IF HE'S QUIET BUT NOT TIRED,
HE WANTS A STORY.
AND IF HE'S WIGGLING AROUND --
LIKE RIGHT NOW -- HE WANTS
TO PLAY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I CAN'T FIGURE
OUT WHAT HE WANTS, I JUST THINK
WHAT I WOULD WANT -- A DRINK
IT USUALLY WORKS FOR MICHAEL,
TOO.
RIGHT?
EMILY: NOW I KNOW WHY
HIS FAVORITE WORD IS "DA-DA."
JASON: EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE OK, MICHAEL.
YOU'LL SEE.
EMILY: YOU'RE RIGHT.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK --
FOR EVERYBODY.
HEY, SWEETIE.
CARLY: MMM.
A.J.: MMM.
CARLY: MMM.
IT'S SO GOOD.
I MEAN, IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN
THAT LOBSTER THING.
NOT THAT IT WASN'T,
YOU KNOW, DELICIOUS
IN ITS OWN WAY.
IT'S JUST -- HOW DID YOU KNOW
I LOVE CHOCOLATE?
A.J.: WELL, CARLY,
CHOCOLATE -- IT JUST SEEMED
RIGHT.
CARLY: MM-HMM.
WELL, IT'S VERY SWEET
OF YOU TO TAKE ME OUT AGAIN.
I NEEDED SOME FUN.
A.J.: I'M GLAD.
CARLY: I'M GLAD YOU'RE GLAD.
A.J.: YEAH.
I ACTUALLY WANTED THE
OPPORTUNITY TO BE ALONE
WITH YOU, BUT I WAS AFRAID YOU'D
RATHER HAVE GONE TO JAKE'S
TO SEE NED SING AND GO DANCING.
CARLY: NO. PLEASE.
A.J.: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I'D LIKE TO STAY CLEAR OF JAKE'S
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: CAFE MATISSE IS A GOOD
PLACE FOR US TO START OVER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
CARLY: ABSOLUTELY.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, I CAN TAKE
YOU TO LOTS OF PLACES LIKE THIS,
CARLY.
CARLY: I CAN HARDLY
WAIT, A.J.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
CARLY: THAT'S NICE, HUH?
A.J.: YEAH.
SO, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED
A DANCE OR TWO AFTER ALL.
CARLY: NO.
NO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THIS WAS
REALLY CLASSY, YOU KNOW.
BUT IF THERE'S EVER
AN OPPORTUNITY, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S SOME NICE PLACE THAT'S
GOT A BIG DANCE FLOOR,
COULD WE GO, I MEAN, SOMETIME?
IT'D BE NICE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, WE ONLY NEED
A DANCE FLOOR LARGE ENOUGH
FOR THE TWO OF US.
A.J.: HMM?
CARLY: OH, UM --
A.J.: HERE.
CARLY: SORRY.
A.J.: YEAH.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL.
KIDS LOVE COLOR WIPEOFFS
FROM CRAYOLA.
THEY COLOR FOR HOURS
WITH SPECIAL WASHABLE MARKERS
AND THE COLOR WIPEOFF BOARD
THAT LETS THEM COLOR
AGAIN AND AGAIN.
LOOK FOR THE WHOLE LINE
OF COLOR WIPEOFFS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE...
..
BUCK, BUCK,
BUCK, BUCK...
AND THE CARAMEL EGG...
BUCK, BUCK,
BUCK, BUCK...
AND NOW THE NEW CADBURY'S
CHOCOLATE CREME EGG.
[DEEP VOICE]
BUCK, BUCK, BUCK.
FILLED WITH DEEP,
RICH CHOCOLATE.
[DEEP VOICE]
I LOVE THESE EGGS.
KEEP IT GOING.
O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH.
BAYER CAN RELIEVE JOINT
INFLAMMATION AND STIFFNESS.
TYLENOL CAN'T.
AND TAKEN REGULARLY,
BAYER CAN HELP
SAVE YOUR LIFE.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR.
LOOKING FOR A NEW WAY
TO SPICE UP YOUR BONELESS,
SKINLESS CHICKEN ?
NOW THERE'S
AN EXCITING NEW SHAKE'N BAKE...
MADE SPECIFICALLY
FOR BONELESS, SKINLESS CHICKEN.
ITS SPECIALLY SEASONED COATING
SEALS IN THE JUICES...
FOR MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER TASTED BEFORE.
NEW SHAKE'N BAKE
FOR BONELESS, SKINLESS CHICKEN.
IT REALLY SHAKES UP CHICKEN.
[ Woman ] BEEN WAITIN' SO LONG
TO PASS ON THIS BABY STUFF,
BUT IT SMELLS A LITTLE MUSTY.
[ Announcer ]
WELL, HERE'S HOW TO GET BAD
SMELLS OUT OF FABRICS FOR GOOD.
[ Woman #2 ]
WITH FEBREZE. IT'S EVEN SAFE
ON MY FAVORITE JACKET.
THESE DON'T GET SMELLS
OUT OF FABRICS LIKE FEBREZE.
RIGHT. FEBREZE ACTUALLY
GETS SMELLS OUT,
DOESN'T JUST COVER 'EM UP.
[ Woman #5 ]
ALL YOU DO IS SPRAY.
[ Announcer ]
THEN FEBREZE GOES AND FINDS
THE SMELLS IN FABRICS,
AND GENTLY CLEANS THEM AWAY.
ONCE IT'S DRY,
SMELL'S GONE-- FOR GOOD.
[ Announcer ] IMPROVED SPRAYERS
ON THE BIG BOTTLE-- GOOD IDEA.
I NEVER MET A DOG I DIDN'T LIKE,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
CONSIDERING SOME
OF THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
MY FRIENDS PUT ME THROUGH.
THIS IS MINE.
THIS IS HERMAN.
OOOH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?
MMM, A TICK.
THAT'S WHY I CHOOSE FRONTLINE
FOR THESE GUYS.
FRONTLINE IS THE BEST,
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE...
THAT PROTECTS THEM FROM FLEAS
AND DISEASE-CAUSING TICKS, TOO.
SORRY I KEPT YOU WAITING.
NO MATTER WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND
HAPPENS TO BE.
FOR FLEAS AND TICKS,
VETERINARIANS CHOOSE:
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS' MEDICAL
RECORDS DISAPPEARED
FROM DR. LASTIRIS' OFFICE.
I JUST REALIZED WHERE THE SECOND
SET COULD BE.
STEFAN: I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO PROVIDE FOR YOU AND
YOUR DAUGHTER.
SONNY: WE RUN MORENO OUT
OF THE HARBOR BY BUSTING
HIS DRUG SHIPMENTS.
ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?

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