GH Transcript Monday 3/29/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Monday 3/29/99

Provided by Laura

STEFAN: ARE YOU HERE
REPRESENTING MY MOTHER
OR MY SISTER?
JAX: WHICH ONE MAKES YOU MORE
INCLINED TO DEAL WITH ME?
LAURA: OUR FAMILY HAS
SURVIVED SO MUCH.
I JUST NEVER, EVER THOUGHT THAT
IT WOULD COME TO THIS.
ELIZABETH: I'M JUST REALLY
SAD FOR EVERYONE.
ALEXIS: IT'S A COURT ORDER
GIVING MR. MORGAN THE RIGHT
TO VISIT MICHAEL.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
ALEXIS: IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL.
IT'S
A.J.: NO WAY.
ALEXIS: SAID ACCESS CAN BE
LIMITED BY YOU OR CARLY TO THESE
PREMISES, BUT THE TIME
OF THE VISITS, THE NUMBER
OF THE VISITS, THE LENGTH
OF THE VISITS WILL SOLELY BE
LEFT UP TO JASON.
A.J.: THERE'S NO WAY I'M
LETTING YOU NEAR MY SON.
STEFAN: WHAT EXACTLY DO
YOU MEAN BY DEAL WITH YOU?
JAX: WELL, HELENA CLAIMS THAT
SHE'S BEEN APPOINTED TRUSTEE
OF THE CASSADINE ESTATE,
THAT ALL BUSINESS MATTERS MUST
GO THROUGH HER.
IS THAT TRUE?
STEFAN: IT IS.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S
OF ANY IMPORTANCE TO YOU.
JAX: WELL, THERE ARE A COUPLE
OF CASSADINE HOLDINGS THAT I'M
INTERESTED IN.
IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HELENA,
I WILL.
BUT IF YOU PLAN TO OVERTURN
HER POSITION, WELL, I MAY CHOOSE
TO DELAY.
STEFAN: SO YOU DON'T WASTE
YOUR TIME.
JAX: WHETHER I WASTE MY TIME
IS PROBABLY NOT ON YOUR LIST
OF CONCERNS, OR HELENA'S.
BUT ONCE YOU SEE MY PROPOSAL,
I THINK THAT WILL CHANGE.
SO, SHOULD I DEAL WITH
YOU OR YOUR MOTHER?
STEFAN: FROM WHAT I HEAR,
YOU'RE ALREADY DEALING
WITH MY SISTER.
LUKE: AND THIS ONE
IS FOR YOU, ROBERT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
LUKE: GO AWAY.
I MEAN COME IN.
LUCKY: CLAUDE SAID YOU WERE
ALONE.
LUKE: I AM.
LUCKY: AM I INTERRUPTING?
LUKE: UH-UH.
I WAS JUST
HAVING A DRINK WITH AN OLD
FRIEND.
WOMAN: SO, TELL ME ABOUT THIS
MAN -- ROBERT SCORPIO.
FAISON: THERE'S NOTHING
TO TELL.
WOMAN: WHERE IS HE, FAISON?
FAISON: DEAD, WITH HIS WIFE.
THERE'S A TERM -- "SWIMMING
WITH THE FISHES"?
SCORPIO AND THE BEAUTIFUL ANNA
WERE EATEN BY THE FISHES ONE
ITSY-BITSY PIECE AT A TIME.
AND --
AND THERE WAS A MAGNIFICENT
EXPLOSION WHICH THE WORLD THINKS
ALSO KILLED ME.
SONNY: IT'S OK. HE'S GONE.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
WOMAN: MM-HMM.
SONNY: YEAH?
WOMAN: I THINK SO.
SONNY: DO YOU KNOW THAT GUY?
WOMAN: NO.
I WAS JUST WALKING, AND HE CAME
OUT OF NOWHERE.
SONNY: CAN I GIVE YOU A WORD
OF ADVICE?
NEXT TIME SOMEBODY GRABS YOU,
LET GO OF YOUR PURSE.
WOMAN: I HOPE I WON'T HAVE
TO REMEMBER THAT.
SONNY: DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL
THE COPS?
WOMAN: NO, NO.
BUT THANKS, THOUGH,
FOR YOUR HELP.
OH...
OOH.
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL'S
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELI IN ITS
ALL NATURAL BOTANICALS.
( moaning... )
LUXURIATING IN THE ORGANIC HERBS
AND PURE MOUNTAIN WATER.
AND THE ECSTASY
OF WHAT IT DOES
TO THEIR HAIR.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU
OOH...
YES!
MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
IT'S THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S HAPPENED TO A SANDWICH
SINCE SLICED BREAD.
THE ONE AND ONLY VLASIC
SANDWICH STACKERS.
HAM UP YOUR HAM.
[CRUNCH]
WOW!
MAKE YOUR TURKEY PERKY.
[CRUNCH]
WHOA!
PEP IT UP WITH THE ORIGINAL
SANDWICH STACKERS.
FROM...
[CRUNCH]
THE PERFECT PICKLE TO STACK.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN'
BOUNCE GIVES CLOTHES,
LINENSND TOWELS...
A FRESHNESS YOU CAN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE DAY AFTER DAY...
BECAUSE BOUNCE HAS
TIME-RELEASED FRESHNESS.
SO PUT A LITTLE BOUNCE
IN YOUR MORNING AND HAVE--
A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN'
@
[ Screen Shattering ]
GO AHEAD, THROW IT.
I DESERVE IT.
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.
EVEN IF IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE YOUR LAST BREATH SAVER...
DON'T WORRY.
BECAUSE BREATH SAVERS'
CONCENTRATED CORE
THANK YOU.
OOH.
NICE BREATH.
STEFAN: I'M WELL AWARE YOU'RE
ALLIED WITH ALEXIS.
JAX: WELL, THEN,
YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
I'VE MADE NO COMMITMENT.
ALEXIS HAS A NASTY TENDENCY
OF WAVERING.
STEFAN: AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED, YOU ARE ALEXIS' ALLY.
PROBABLY HERE TO PITCH YET AGAIN
THE BENEFITS OF UNITING AGAINST
HELENA.
TELL ALEXIS MY ANSWER REMAINS
UNCHANGED.
JAX: THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
ACTUALLY, YOU TOLD ME EXACTLY
WHAT I NEEDED TO KNOW.
LUKE: SEVEN YEARS AGO TODAY
THAT ROBERT DIED.
I ALMOST NAMED YOU ROBERT.
LUCKY: WHAT STOPPED YOU?
LUKE: YOUR MOTHER.
AT THAT TIME, SHE LIKED THE IDEA
OF TWO LUCAS LORENZOS
ON THE EARTH.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
I THINK.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS
LOVED THE FACT THAT YOU HATED
ROBERT SO MUCH AT FIRST.
LUKE: OH, MAN, WE HATED EACH
OTHER.
WE WERE SO COMPETITIVE.
WHEW.
LUCKY: HOW WAS IT YOU TWO
MET?
LUKE: I WENT HOME TO THIS
SEEDY TTLE APARTMENT I WAS
LIVING IN AT THE TIME -- NOT
UNLIKE THE ONE YOU'RE HANGING
OUT IN, I MIGHT ADD.
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THERE'S THIS AUSTRALIAN
IN MY FACE WITH A FIREARM
THE SIZE OF A BUICK.
LUCKY: SO YOU JUMPED HIM.
LUKE: WELL, OF COURSE.
I DON'T TAKE THAT CRAP IN MY OWN
HOUSE.
I JUMP HIM, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK
BECAUSE HE HAD THIS TRAINED
GORILLA WITH HIM WHO WAS
SUDDENLY THERE.
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
I COME TO WITH AN EGG ON MY HEAD
ABOUT THE SIZE OF QUEBEC
AND THE TWO GOONS ARE GONE.
LUCKY: HMM.
EXCEPT HE ASKED YOU ABOUT
THE ICE PRINCESS, DIDN'T HE?
LUKE: OH, YEAH.
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER
HEARD THOSE WORDS --
"ICE PRINCESS."
SO I FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVED.
I WENT THERE WITH MY OWN
FIREARM.
AND WHEN HE CAME IN, I PULLED
THE GUN ON HIM.
AND I TOLD HIM IF HE MOVED I WAS
GOING TO BLOW HIS HEAD OFF.
HE DID.
I PISTOL-WHIPPED HIM AND MADE
HIM UNCONSCIOUS.
OH.'T IT TAKE
YOU A WHILE TO FIGURE OUT HE WAS
A W.S.B. AGENT?
LUKE: YEAH.
LUCKY: YEAH.
LUKE: HE HAD THIS PARTNER
NAMED O'REILLY.
A WOMAN.
AND SHE WAS KILLED.
SHE UNDERESTIMATED A CASSADINE.
AFTER THAT, HE AND I --
WE GOT ONBOARD THIS YACHT,
THIS CASSADINE YACHT, YOU KNOW?
AND WE WERE SEARCHING
FOR THE ICE PRINCESS.
AND THEN, WHEN WE'RE AT SEA,
SUDDENLY I FIND OUT THAT
YOUR MOTHER, WHO HAD PROMISED ME
THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STAY
ASHORE AND JUST LET ME HANDLE
THIS, YOU KNOW -- AND I GAVE
A REAL TEARY GOOD-BYE,
TOO, TO REALLY, YOU KNOW,
CINCH THE DEAL --
WELL, SHE STOWED AWAY, MAN.
AND SHE WAS --
LUCKY: WHAT?
LUKE: SHE WAS ON THE BOAT.
OH.
MAN, I MISS THOSE DAYS.
ALEXIS: A.J., YOUR ATTORNEYS
CAN CHALLENGE THIS IN COURT.
BUT IF THEY'RE HONEST WITH YOU,
THEY'LL TELL YOU THAT IT'S
A WASTE OF TIME.
CARLY: RIGHT.
AND THIS IS FROM THE CORPORATE
LAWYER WHO IS NOW MAKING
A LIVING REPRESENTING MEN WHO
WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY SON.
MISS DAVIS, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR ADVICE?
ALEXIS: AS I WAS SAYING,
THIS ORDER IS A PRODUCT
OF A REPORT FILED WITH
A COURT-APPOINTED PSYCHIATRIST
AFTER HER MEETING WITH
YOU AND CARLY, THEN JASON.
CARLY: HMM.
WHAT'D YOU DO, BRIBE A JUDGE?
YOU KNOW THAT HAPPENED.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW,
MISS BENSON, I WOULD STRONGLY
ADVISE AGAINST INSINUATING THAT
MY CLIENT HAS EVER HAD ANY
ILLEGAL DEALINGS WITH A JUDGE.
IT WOULD REFLECT POORLY
ON YOUR OWN LEGAL STATUS.
Ferncliff.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, JASON,
YOU CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT MICHAEL,
BUT ALL YOU'RE DOING IS
CONFUSING HIM.
CARLY: WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
A.J.?
A.J.: ADRIAN STEWART.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING
TO JUST MAKE SURE THAT JASON
DOESN'T RUN AWAY WITH MICHAEL.
ALEXIS: FIRST, WHY DON'T
YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE CHAT.
IT'S WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO GIVE
WOMEN IN GENERAL A BAD NAME.
YOU QUESTION JASON'S LEGAL RIGHT
TO MICHAEL, AND LET ME LAY THIS
OUT FOR YOU -- ACTUALLY,
LISTEN VERY CLOSELY,
AND YOU WILL HEAR THE PART ABOUT
HOW YOU END UP BACK
AT FERNCLIFF.
CARLY: YOU'VE GOT
MY ATTENTION.
ALEXIS: GOOD.
GUESS WHO PERJURED HERSELF
AND DEFRAUDED THE QUARTERMAINES
BY PUTTING JASON'S NAME
ON MICHAEL'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
CARLY: THAT'S FUNNY,
BUT THE QUARTERMAINES HAVE
MANAGED TO GET PAST THAT.
ALEXIS: THE QUARTERMAINES
DON'T MANAGE TO GET PAST
ANYTHING.
THEY JUST TUCK THEM AWAY UNTIL
THEY'RE READY TO USE THEM.
CARLY: MEANING WHAT?
ALEXIS: MEANING YOU ARE WAY
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, MISS BENSON.
FIRST YOU NAMED JASON
AS THE FATHER OF YOUR BABY
ON A LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT.
THEN YOU SKIPPED TOWN,
ABANDONING YOUR OWN SON WHO HAS
JUST SURVIVED TRAUMATIC SURGERY
AND IS STILL RECOVERING
IN THE NEONATAL I.C.U.
CARLY: IT'S A LITTLE
SOMETHING CALLED POSTPARTUM
DEPRESSION.
ALEXIS: IT'S A LITTLE
SOMETHING CALLED YOU'VE BEEN
DOING THIS YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE
CAPITALIZING ON REAL
P.P.D. SUFFERERS.
YOU WANT TO WATCH YOUR
REPUTATION GO FROM GUTTER
TO SEWER?
THEN YOU LET A.J. AND YOU LET
EDWARD TAKE THIS TO COURT,
AND YOU WATCH ME.
YOU WATCH ME PUT TWO DOZEN REAL
P.P.D. MOTHERS ON THE STAND.
CARLY: YOU'RE NOT A MOTHER,
SO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
ALEXIS: SHUT UP!
I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU.
I DIGRESS.
DEADBEAT FATHERS.
LIKE A DEADBEAT FATHER, YOU SHOW
UP, YOU DROP BACK IN YOUR OWN
SON'S LIFE FOR HIS CHRISTENING.
MEANWHILE, YOU DIDN'T BOTHER
TO PICK UP THAT PHONE ONCE,
NOT ONCE PRIOR TO THAT.
IT TOOK JASON TWO WEEKS BEFORE
HE TRUSTED YOU TO TAKE YOUR OWN
SON OUT BY YOURSELF.
CARLY: THAT'S A LIE.
ALEXIS: IT'S THE TRUTH,
MY DEAR.
AND WHEN YOU DID, YOU LEFT HIM
UNATTENDED SO THAT HE COULD BE
SNATCHED BY A MAN WHOSE GRUDGE,
BY THE WAY, CAN BE TRACED BACK
TO YOU RUINING HIS LIFE
WITH YOUR PATHOLOGICAL LIES.
CARLY: IS THIS SOMETHING
PERSONAL?
I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
PERSONAL AGAINST ME?
ALEXIS: YOU ARE AN INSULT
TO WOMEN.
YOU ARE A MOTHER DEVOID
OF ANY -- ANY GIVING INSTINCTS.
YOU ARE A GOLD-DIGGING
PSYCHOTIC.
THE ONLY DECENT THING THAT
YOU HAVE EVER DONE FOR THAT
LITTLE BOY YOU ARE NOW TRYING
TO UNDO -- AND WITH THE RECKLESS
ABANDON OF THE GANG THAT
COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.
AND WHY?
BECAUSE YOU FOUND A RICHER CASH
COW.
MY GOD.
CARLY: YEAH, THAT'S IT.
ALEXIS: YOUR OWN CHILD'S
HAPPINESS BE DAMNED.
SHAME ON YOU.
YOU'VE CHOSEN THIS PATH,
MISS BENSON.
SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO STAY ON IT,
BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED
WITH YOU, NOT ONLY WILL YOUR SON
NOT HAVE TO DEPEND ON
YOU ANYMORE, HE WON'T EVEN HAVE
TO SEE YOU.
IS THIS PERSONAL TO ME?
YOU BET IT IS, LITTLE GIRL.
PERSONALLY, I WANT YOU PUT BACK
WHERE YOU BELONG --
IN THE MENTAL WARD
at Ferncliff.
COOL WHIP
EVERYBODY GRAB A SPOON
AND DO THE COOL WHIP
RUB-A-DUB-DUB
MAKE IT BETTER WITH A TUB
DO THE COOL WHIP
ALL RIGHT
YOU CAN DIP IT
YOU CAN FLIP IT
TIPPY TOP IT
WHEN YOU SIP IT
MAKE IT FUN
WE'RE NOT DONE
TILL WE COOOOOL WHIIIIIP
WOW, COOL WHIP
DON'T MISS A BEAT NOW
DO THE COOL WHIP
MAKIN' IT SWEET
DO THE COOL WHIP
COOL WHIP, BABY
ONE OF THESE WOMEN USES
SUAVE ULTRA DRY ANTI-PERSPIRANT.
THE OTHER USES SECRET ULTRA DRY.
BOTH FEEL COOL AND CONFIDENT.
SO WHO USES SUAVE,
AND WHO SPENDS A LOT MORE ?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL,
WHY SHOULD WE ?
[ Woman ]
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM,
NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS
SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW
IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP.
HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE.
BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT.
EEW.
[ Announcer ] FINALLY,
THERE'S A DETERGENT THAT DOES
MORE THAN CLEAN, IT SANITIZES,
NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH, THE ONLY
WAY TO KILL 99.9% OF BACTERIA.
[ Woman ]
AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT
BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN
YOUR OUTSIDE WINDOWS,
DOES THE JOB SEEM...
THIS BIG ?
NEXT TIME, TRY WINDEX OUTDOOR.
JUST AIM, SPRAY AND RINSE.
WINDEX OUTDOOR'S CONCENTRATED
FORMULA AND SHEETING ACTION...
DISSOLVE TOUGH OUTDOOR GRIME
TO GET WINDOWS CLEAN.
NO BUCKETS. NO LADDERS.
NO AGGRAVATION.
BRING A BIG JOB DOWN TO SIZE
WITH WINDEX OUTDOOR.
FROM
S.C. JOHNSON WAX.
THERE'S A TOOTHPASTE
SO ADVANCED...
[ Brushing Sound Continues ]
IT KEEPS WORKING
EVEN AFTER YOU STOP BRUSHING.
THAT'S COLGATE TOTAL.
IT WORKS ALL DAY,
WHEREVER YOU GO...
FIGHTING CAVITIES AND TARTAR...
WHILE YOU'RE GEARING UP.
IT FIGHTS BAD BREATH
WHILE YOU'RE GOING STRONG.
IT EVEN FIGHTS PLAQUE
AND GINGIVITIS...
WHILE YOU'RE DREAMING.
LONG-LASTING PROTECTION.
COLGATE TOTAL.
THE BRUSHING SO ADVANCED,
IT WORKS BETWEEN BRUSHINGS.
IT'S TRUE.
NOTHING PICKS PEOPLE UP
LIKE BEING NICE.
PICK ENTERPRISE.
I NEVER MET A DOG I DIDN'T LIKE,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
CONSIDERING SOME
OF THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
MY FRIENDS PUT ME THROUGH.
THIS IS MINE.
THIS IS HERMAN.
OOOH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?
MMM, A TICK.
THAT'S WHY I CHOOSE FRONTLINE
FOR THESE GUYS.
FRONTLINE IS THE BEST,
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE...
THAT PROTECTS THEM FROM FLEAS
AND DISEASE-CAUSING TICKS, TOO.
SORRY I KEPT YOU WAITING.
NO MATTER WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND
HAPPENS TO BE.
FOR FLEAS AND TICKS,
VETERINARIANS CHOOSE:
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.
NED: THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY
NIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ALEXIS: MY CLIENT IS VISITING
HIS SON.
NED: OH?
HOW'D YOU PULL THAT OFF?
ALEXIS: A FEW INSIDE TIPS
THAT WORKED TO MY ADVANTAGE.
NED: LUCKY YOU.
EDWARD: A.J., CALL
THE POLICE.
THE THUG IS BACK.
HE MUST HAVE CLIMBED IN THROUGH
THE NURSERY WINDOW.
I'D HAVE THROWN HIM OUT --
A.J.: GRANDFATHER --
EDWARD: WE GOT HIM NOW, A.J.
OH.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN SUMMONED.
THAT BRUISER OF A CLIENT
OF YOURS IS IN DIRECT VIOLATION
OF A COURT ORDER.
DID YOU CALL THE POLICE?
A.J.: THERE'S NO POINT
IN CALLING THE POLICE.
EDWARD: WHAT?
A.J.: JASON HAS A COURT ORDER
SAYING HE CAN BE HERE.
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO'S
RESPONSIBLE.
JAX: SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
SONNY: JUST OUT GETTING SOME
AIR.
JAX: HMM.
SONNY: WONDERING WHAT
MY ATTORNEY'S BUSINESS PARTNER'S
DOING SNEAKING IN AFTER DARK
FROM ENEMY TERRITORY AND HOW
SHE'S GOING TO REACT WHEN
SHE HEARS THE NEWS YOU'RE
DOUBLE-CROSSING HER.
JAX: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL
HER AND FIND OUT.
SONNY: I MIGHT. I MIGHT.
HEY --
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SPORTSMAN.
THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERY ONCE
IN A WHILE YOU GOT TO SWITCH
TO A NEW PLAY.
OTHERWISE, EVERYBODY'S GOING
TO BE ABLE TO READ YOU
FROM A MILE AWAY.
LIKE THIS ONE WHERE YOU SET
YOUR SIGHTS ON A COMPANY,
ALIGN YOURSELF WITH A FAMILY
MEMBER, PREFERABLY A WOMAN,
USE HER TO GET YOU IN, TO FEED
YOU INFORMATION, AND ONCE
THE DEAL GOES SOUR, YOU TOSS
HER OVERBOARD AND WALK AWAY FREE
AND CLEAR.
IT'S THE SAME TIRED GAME YOU RAN
ON TRACY QUARTERMAINE AND LOIS.
JAX: WELL, THAT'S VERY NOBLE
OF YOU TO WORRY.
BUT I THINK ALEXIS CAN TAKE CARE
OF HERSELF.
SONNY: WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW.
YOU WERE SO POSITIVE
BRENDA WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE
CARE OF HERSELF.
LUCKY: DIDN'T YOU END UP
MEETING MOM AFTER YOU GOT
TO THE ISLAND AND ROBERT LET
HIMSELF GET CAPTURED?
LUKE: IN LAURA'S VERSION.
I WISH YOU'D KNOWN ROBERT.
YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND HIM
INCREDIBLY ANNOYING
AND INTERESTING.
HE WAS UNIQUE.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT
HIS DEATH WHEN WE WERE
IN CANADA.
AN EXPLOSION, RIGHT?
LUKE: YEAH.
LUCKY: WHAT HAPPENED?
LUKE: WELL, THE WAY
I UNDERSTAND IT,
AN OLD ENEMY OF HIS CAUGHT UP
WITH HIM, A CESAR FAISON.
LUCKY: THIS SOMEONE YOU KNEW?
LUKE: NO, I NEVER MET HIM.
I HEARD THAT HE TOOK ROBERT'S
WIFE, A WOMAN NAMED ANNA.
SHE WAS ALSO WITH THE W.S.B.
AND THIS GUY FAISON WAS
WITH THE D.V.X.
WHICH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED
WITH THE I.R.S. OR THE
C.I.A., O.S.S., NAACP,
N.O.W., YOU KNOW.
ANYWAY, THE WAY I HEAR
THE STORY, ROBERT CAUGHT UP
WITH THEM ON A BOAT OFF
OF THE COAST OF SOME SOUTH
AMERICAN HELLHOLE.
AND RATHER THAN GIVE ANNA UP,
THIS FAISON GUY BLEW THE BOAT UP
WITH ALL THREE OF THEM ABOARD.
LUCKY: SO HE DIED, TOO.
LUKE: OH, YEAH.
HE WAS INSANE.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
SHOULDN'T YOU BE SOMEWHERE
WITH MISS ELIZABETH WEBBER?
LUCKY: SHE'S AT HOME WORKING
ON A PROJECT.
I TOLD HER I'D SWING BY AND PICK
UP THOSE FAMOUS CHEESE FRIES
OF YOURS.
LUKE: WELL, THEY'RE
ON THE HOUSE JUST BECAUSE
YOU INDULGED MY MAUDLIN
MEMORIES.
LUCKY: THEY WERE GOING TO BE
ON THE HOUSE ANYWAY.
DON'T DRINK THAT WHOLE THING.
YOU --
YOU WANT TO GET SOME AIR,
WALK ME BACK?
LUKE: I'M FINE.
LUCKY: OK.
LUKE: SEE YOU.
HE'S A REAL GOOD BOY, ROBERT.
YOU WOULD'VE LIKED HIM.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
LAURA: HI.
STEFAN: HELLO.
LAURA: AM I INTERRUPTING?
STEFAN: WELL, I WAS JUST
PREPARING TO PHONE THE
ACCOUNTANTS ABOUT A STATISTICAL
ANALYSIS OF ONE OF NIKOLAS'
FOREIGN EQUITIES.
PLEASE INTERRUPT.
LAURA: WELL, I REALLY JUST
WANTED A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN ABOUT
YESTERDAY WHEN I CAME
BY NIKOLAS' HOUSE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO EXCLUDE YOU.
STEFAN: OH, I VOLUNTEERED
TO LEAVE.
YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO.
PLEASE.
LAURA: HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO NIKOLAS SINCE THEN?
STEFAN: WELL, YES.
BUT WE DIDN'T SPEAK ABOUT YOU.
LAURA: WELL, THE REASON
I WENT OVER THERE WAS BECAUSE
I WANTED TO TELL NIKOLAS THAT
LUKE AND I HAVE STARTED TO
DISCUSS DIVORCE.
WELL, YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN
BY THAT IS HE CAME BY A COUPLE
OF DAYS AGO TO TALK ABOUT CHILD
SUPPORT FOR LESLEY LU WITH ME.
SAY SOMETHING.
STEFAN: IS THAT WHAT
YOU WANT?
LAURA: I THINK I WANT WHAT'S
DEAD TO BE OVER, TO BE BURIED.
I WANT TO STOP DRAGGING IT
AROUND WITH ME SO THAT I CAN GO
ON WITH MY OWN LIFE.
SO, I TOLD LUCKY.
AND I TOLD NIKOLAS.
AND I'M EVEN TRYING TO START
TO PREPARE LESLEY LU A LITTLE
BIT.
SO, YOU SEE BEFORE YOU A WOMAN
TRYING TO RECLAIM HER OWN LIFE.
SO YOU CAN MARK IT DOWN
ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT'S
THE DAY -- THAT'S THE DAY THAT
LAURA MOVED ON, FINALLY.

AND, GRANDMA,
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE !
ALL THE BETTER
TO EAT YOU WITH ! UH ?
I THINK SOMEBODY'S HUNGRY !
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS, MMMM.
- [ Gulps ]
- MMMM.
SORRY, RED.
NOTHING PERSONAL.
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS.
TO DEVELOP THE MOST ADVANCED
BENGAY EVER,
WE WENT BACK TO
THE DRAWING BOARD.
OUR RESEARCHERS COMBINED
3 DISTINCT PAIN RELIEVING
MOLECULES
TO CREATE THE FIRST...
CALLED...
WITH 3 PAIN RELIEVERS, IT...
AND...
AND...
TO HELP STOP PAIN
RIGHT WHERE IT STARTS.
FOR PAIN RELIEF...
THAT CAN SET YOU FREE.
ULTRA-STRENGTH BENGAY,
WITH TRIGESIC.
IT'S...
ook what daddy gets.
VO: When you make a SPAMBURGER
hamburger...
DAD: Perfect.
VO: ...watch out.
'Cause it's so good...
DAD: I got it.
VO: ...it's gone.
BABY: (BABY BURP) Gaah...
VO: SPAM. So good...
...it's gone.
GET MORE CALCIUM
THAN REGULAR TUMS
WITH NEW MAALOX
QUICK DISSOLVE
CHEWABLE ANTACID.
THE CALCIUM IS
AN ADDED PLUS,
DEFINITELY.
AND IT DISSOLVES
FASTER THAN TUMS.
I CAN'T
IMPROVE ON THAT.
LAURA: I'M SORRY.
I -- I HATE DOING THAT.
STEFAN: THERE'S NO NEED
TO APOLOGIZE FOR GRIEVING.
YOU'VE JUST LOST A MARRIAGE
AND ALL THE DREAMS ATTACHED --
THE VISIONS OF GROWING OLD
TOGETHER.
NOW, YOU SPENT TWO DECADES
WITH LUKE.
IT WOULD BE UNREALISTIC
TO EXPECT THAT YOU COULD
INSTANTLY BE OVER THAT.
LAURA: HOW CAN YOU BE
SO UNDERSTANDING?
STEFAN: BECAUSE GRIEF COMES
WHEN SOMETHING HAS ENDED,
WHEN WHAT YOU HAD IS GONE --
PAST TENSE.
TEARS, THE SADNESS --
THE LAST PART OF THAT.
AND ONCE YOU SHED THOSE, YOU CAN
MOVE ON.
LAURA: THAT IS WHAT I WANT.
STEFAN: I KNOW.
LAURA: I KNOW I HURT YOU.
STEFAN: I'VE HURT YOU.
AND IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER, I --
I WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO TELL
YOU ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
MY CHOICE WAS NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
I'M SORRY.
LAURA: IF IT HADN'T BEEN
FOR YOU, SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE
LIVED AT ALL.
STEFAN: I'M STILL SORRY.
LAURA: REMEMBER SAYING ONCE
THAT OUR PROBLEM WAS OUR TIMING?
MAYBE OUR TIMING'S GETTING
BETTER.
STEFAN: WELL, I'VE ALWAYS
SAID I AM A PATIENT MAN.
LAURA: VERY.
BUT YOU MUST ADMIT THAT YOU CAN
SEE A LIGHT AT THE END
OF THE TUNNEL NOW.
STEFAN: WELL, YES -- SO LONG
AS IT'S DAYLIGHT AND NOT
A TRAIN.
BUT THERE'S NO RUSH, LAURA.
IT'S IMPORTANT YOU KNOW THAT.
I WILL GIVE YOU TIME.
I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
RIGHT NOW ALL I NEED IS YOU.
JAX: SO, IS THIS HOW YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE UP FOR DESTROYING
BRENDA'S LIFE -- BY GOING
INTO YOUR RESCUE ROUTINE,
EXCEPT THIS TIME YOUR VICTIM IS
ALEXIS?
PERHAPS I SHOULD WARN HER.
SONNY: YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY?
JAX: NO, NO, I HAVEN'T TAKEN
HER TO THE MENTAL WARD WHERE
BRENDA ENDED UP.
SONNY: BRENDA WAS ALWAYS FINE
WHEN SHE WAS WITH ME.
JAX: I DON'T THINK
YOU BELIEVE THAT.
YOU CAME ON TO HER LIKE
A SAVIOR, A PROTECTOR,
OFFERING HER THE WORLD.
YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR MUCH
IN RETURN -- JUST COMPLETE
OBEDIENCE AND SURRENDER OF ALL
FREE WILL.
AND THEN PRETTY SOON SONNY
THE SAVIOR WAS MAKING ALL
THE DECISIONS, HOLDING ALL
THE POWER.
NOW, YOU BROKE BRENDA DOWN UNTIL
SHE HAD ALMOST NO IDENTITY LEFT.
BUT YOU WERE STILL HER HERO,
STILL RESCUING HER.
OF COURSE, IT WAS ALWAYS
FROM THE VIOLENCE SHE WOULD
NEVER HAVE BEEN A PART OF IF IT
WEREN'T FOR YOU.
SONNY: FUNNY, THE ONE THING
I COULD NEVER RESCUE BRENDA
FROM WAS YOU.
HMM.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO
THAT.
JAX: YOU DID ENOUGH.
YOU GOT YOUR HOOKS INTO BRENDA
WHEN SHE WAS STILL A GIRL.
ALEXIS IS A WOMAN.
SHE'S THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH
THAT NEEDS TO BE RESCUED.
BUT, THEN, YOU CAN FIND THAT OUT
FOR YOURSELF.
A.J.: THINK ABOUT IT.
WHO WOULD HAVE CONVINCED JASON
TO TAKE ON ALEXIS AS
AN ATTORNEY?
AND YESTERDAY WE HAD
AN E.L.Q. BOARD MEETING HERE,
AND SONNY'S NOTICE GOT LOST
IN THE MAIL.
SO HOW IN THE HELL DID HE FIND
OUT ABOUT IT?
AND BY WHAT,
COINCIDENCE THAT SONNY HAPPENED
TO SELL JASON JUST ENOUGH STOCK
IN THE COMPANY SO HE COULD BARGE
IN HERE -- LEGALLY -- AND BE
PRESENT WHEN THE COURT-APPOINTED
PSYCHIATRIST SHOWS UP?
NOW, GRANDFATHER, DO YOU REALLY
THINK THAT JASON KNEW OR DIDN'T
KNOW THAT DR. SMITHSON WAS GOING
TO BE HERE?
AND DO YOU THINK WHAT HAPPENED
HERE YESTERDAY AFFECTED
HER DECISION?
AND DO YOU THINK THAT OUR BEST
INTERESTS WERE UNDERCUT
BY SOMEONE IN THE FAMILY,
SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM?
WHO ELSE WOULD DO WHATEVER IT
TAKES TO HOLD ON TO
THE C.E.O. CHAIR AT E.L.Q.?
SO, NED, WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO THE OLD POLICY OF
EVERYTHING'S FAIR IN BUSINESS
EXCEPT PUTTING AN INNOCENT CHILD
IN THE MIDDLE?
ALEXIS: NED HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH MY TAKING JASON'S CASE.
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
IF I RECALL, I WAS TOLD THAT
THIS FAMILY LIKED TO SHOOT
AT ONE ANOTHER.
JASON WANTED AN ATTORNEY WHO WAS
WILLING TO SHOOT BACK.
I LIKE THAT.
A.J.: OOH.
NED: I ACTUALLY FIND
YOUR DIATRIBE JUST A LITTLE
INSULTING TO MS. DAVIS,
IMPLYING THAT SHE NEEDS ME
FOR ANYTHING.
I MEAN, LET'S JUST SAY THAT
WE WERE DISCUSSING YESTERDAY
GETTING TOGETHER FOR BREAKFAST.
AND I SAY, "OOPS, SORRY,
I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT A BOARD MEETING."
NOW, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT
YOU DIDN'T ANTICIPATE SOMETHING
LIKE THAT HAPPENING?
THAT YOU DIDN'T COVER YOUR BACK?
ONCE AGAIN, JUNIOR,
THAT C.E.O. JOB -- I'M NOT SURE
IF YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE READY
FOR THAT.
JASON: CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
EDWARD: IF YOU THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO COME INTO THIS HOUSE
AND START GIVING ME ORDERS --
JASON: I'M TRYING TO GET
MICHAEL TO SLEEP.
BUT HE CAN HEAR YOU, AND YOU'RE
SCARING HIM.
SO IF YOU ALL HAVE THINGS
TO YELL AT EACH OTHER,
GO OUTSIDE.
BY THE WAY, I'M GOING TO BE
DOING THIS EVERY NIGHT, SO GET
USED TO IT.
EDWARD: YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO COME INTO THIS HOUSE EVERY
NIGHT.
CARLY: EDWARD.
EDWARD: WHAT?
CARLY: SHH.
PUT ON YOUR BEST SUIT,
YOUR FINEST SHOES.
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
TO LOBSTERFEST AT RED LOBSTER.
INDULGE IN
ALL OF YOUR LOBSTER FAVORITES--
FROM DELICIOUS
LOBSTER APPETIZERS...
TO MOUTHWATERING
ROCK LOBSTER TAIL--
AT THE MOST CASUAL PRICES
OF THE YEAR.
ESCAPE TO RED LOBSTER
FOR LOBSTERFEST.
HURRY. ENDS APRIL 4.
DADDY, DADDY,
WATCH ME!
Woman: SHH. DADDY'S
GOT A HEADACHE.
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE.
DADDY'S GOT TYLENOL
FOR HIS HEADACHE...
THE MOST TRUSTED COMBINATION
OF STRENGTH AND SAFETY
IN PAIN RELIEF TODAY.
AND TYLENOL WORKS WITHOUT
STOMACH IRRITATION,
SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
Dad: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
DADDY'S GOING TO BE
RIGHT AS RAIN.
vzzt
INTRODUCING NOURISHMENT...
FOR THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY.
NEW DOVE NUTRIUM.
A GENTLE CLEANSER
AND A NOURISHING BODY LOTION.
NEW DOVE NUTRIUM.
GO BEYOND MOISTURIZING
TO NOURISH YOUR SKIN.
YUM, BRR
COOL, COOL LA LA
COOL LA LA
SO COOL
REFRESHING
COOL LA LA COOL
SO FULL OF
LIFE SAVERS
YUM
OVEN CLEANER FUMES.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THEM?
HOW ABOUT
EASY-OFF FUME FREE MAX?
IT'S THE ONLY AEROSOL
OVEN CLEANER
WITHOUT HARSH FUMES.
YET STILL POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO LIFT TOUGH GRIME.
EASY-OFF FUME FREE MAX.
JASON: MICHAEL'S ASLEEP.
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW TO TAKE
HIM FOR A WALK.
EDWARD: JASON, A.J. AND
I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE
WITH OUR ATTORNEYS,
AND IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
JUST WALTZ IN HERE ANYTIME
YOU LIKE --
CARLY: EDWARD, EDWARD,
EDWARD --
[DOOR CLOSES]
CARLY: MICHAEL'S ASLEEP.
YOU KNOW, AND IF WE DON'T WAKE
HIM UP, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE
HE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY ALL
NIGHT.
A.J.: THIS DANCE HAS GONE
ON LONG ENOUGH, AND IT'S TIME
TO END THIS.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT, A.J.?
I'M NOT SURE THAT THAT'S SUCH
A GOOD IDEA.
A.J.: ALEXIS SPOOKED CARLY
WITH A BARRAGE OF THREATS,
WHICH, IF I UNDERSTOOD
YOU CORRECTLY, HER POINT WAS
THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THIS
CASE GO TO TRIAL BECAUSE
SHE KNOWS HER CLIENT WILL LOSE.
CARLY: YES, BUT IT IS ALSO
TRUE, A.J., THAT THE LONGER
WE WAIT, THE BETTER CHANCE WE'VE
GOT FOR MICHAEL TO LEARN
TO TRUST US.
EDWARD: SHE'S RIGHT.
A.J.: NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT ONLY INCREASES THE ODDS THAT
MICHAEL WILL NEVER ADJUST TO US,
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT JASON HAS
UNLIMITED ACCESS.
CARLY: I DON'T AGREE
WITH YOU.
I MEAN, I REALLY THINK WE'VE
STILL WON HERE.
NO, LOOK, MICHAEL IS WITH US.
JASON CAN ONLY VISIT.
AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS,
YOU KNOW, IF WE TRY TO DO TOO
MUCH TOO SOON BEFORE WE'RE
READY, WE RUN THE RISK OF LOSING
EVERYTHING.
EDWARD: CARLY'S RIGHT.
WE CANNOT GO TO COURT UNTIL
WE'RE SURE THAT WE CAN WIN.
CARLY: YES.
A.J.: I'M NOT SURE THAT WILL
EVER HAPPEN, NOT AS LONG AS NED,
MOM, EMILY, AND GRANDMOTHER ARE
AGAINST US.
EDWARD: WELL, THAT'S
THE FIRST THING THAT WE'VE GOT
TO CHANGE.
WHEN WE GO INTO COURT, WE HAVE
TO PRESENT A UNITED FRONT.
A.J.: WE'VE NEVER PRESENTED
A UNITED FRONT.
EDWARD: NEVER SAY NEVER.
AND DON'T YOU UNDERESTIMATE
A QUARTERMAINE.
WE CAN BRING NED AND THOSE WOMEN
AROUND.
THAT MONGREL WAS ONLY ABLE
TO GET THAT COURT ORDER
BECAUSE THAT INFERNAL
PSYCHIATRIST SAW US AT EACH
OTHER'S THROATS.
NOW, WHEN WE CAN PRESENT
OURSELVES AS A HAPPY,
UNITED FAMILY, NO COURT ON EARTH
IS GOING TO TAKE THAT LITTLE BOY
AWAY FROM US.
BESIDES, WITH SONNY CORINTHOS
BACK IN TOWN, TIME IS
ON OUR SIDE.
SOONER OR LATER, THAT GANGSTER
IS GOING TO SHOW HIS TRUE
COLORS.
AND JASON, AS HIS PARTNER,
WILL REVEAL HIMSELF
AS THE GUN-TOTING HOOLIGAN THAT
HE IS.
A.J.: I'M TIRED OF LISTENING
TO YOU PEOPLE.
ALEXIS DAVIS DOESN'T WANT TO GO
TO COURT YET, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT TO DO.
NED: TRULY, THE REASON
I BELIEVE I'M DRAWN TO YOU --
WELL, NOT THE ONLY REASON --
MIND YOU, ACTUALLY, NOT EVEN
THE FOREMOST REASON
BY A LONG SHOT.
ALEXIS: FAMILIES.
NED: THAT'S RIGHT.
ALEXIS: THAT'S IT.
NED: I MEAN, IS IT ANY WONDER
THAT EMILY WAS ONLY IN OUR HOUSE
FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE SOUGHT
REFUGE IN DRUGS?
AND WHY CAN'T JUNIOR SEE THAT?
ALEXIS: BECAUSE HE WAS RAISED
THERE.
IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T
RAISED THERE THAT SEEM TO HAVE
THE CLUE, AT LEAST FOR THE MOST
PART.
NED: I DON'T LIKE CARLY.
ALEXIS: I WAS PRETTY HARD
ON HER TODAY.
I REALLY LET HER HAVE IT.
JASON WAS GOING UPSTAIRS TO SEE
MICHAEL, SO I WANTED TO STOP
HER BECAUSE SHE WENT TROMPING
AFTER HIM.
SO I PLAYED OUT THE WORST-CASE
SCENARIO OF HOW THINGS COULD GO
FOR HER.
AND IN MY VERSION, SHE ENDED UP
AT FERNCLIFF.
NED: I WISH I WOULD HAVE SEEN
YOU.
ALEXIS: HMM.
NED: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF JASON'S CHANCES, SERIOUSLY?
ALEXIS: WHEN I FIRST TOOK
THIS CASE, I DIDN'T THINK HE HAD
A PRAYER, AND I MEANT THAT.
BUT THANKS IN NO SMALL PART
TO YOUR FAMILY FOR JUST BEING
WHO THEY ARE, I ACTUALLY THINK
I COULD REWRITE THE LAW BOOKS
AND WIN.
I JUST NEED SOMETHING,
ONE THING, ONE SMALL THING
TO FALL OUT OF THE SKY
FOR OUR SIDE AGAINST
YOUR FAMILY'S SIDE,
AND I ACTUALLY THINK IT'S
POSSIBLE THAT HE COULD BE
APPOINTED LEGAL GUARDIAN.
NED: REALLY?
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
HE'S AN EXEMPLARY FATHER.
HE REALLY IS.
HE CARES ABOUT MICHAEL.
EVERY MOVE THAT HE MAKES IS
ABOUT MICHAEL.
WHEREAS CARLY --
NED: IS A MOTHER FROM HELL.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE AMAZING THING
IS THE WAY SHE CAN MANIPULATE
BOTH A.J. AND JASON.
NOW, JUNIOR I CAN UNDERSTAND.
BUT JASON --
ALEXIS: BECAUSE SHE PLAYS
ON HIS LOVE FOR MICHAEL.
AND IT'S AWFUL.
SHE KNOWS THAT'S HIS ACHILLES'
HEEL.
NED: AND THE SAD THING IS
SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S GOING
TO LAND ON HER FEET.
SHE'S A SURVIVOR, THAT ONE.
ALEXIS: "PREDATOR" WOULD BE
A BETTER WORD.
NED: I'M GOING TO LOVE
WATCHING YOU WIN THIS.
ALEXIS: AND I WANT TO WIN.
I DO.
AND IT'S NOT JUST FOR JASON
AND THAT SWEET -- OH, HE IS
SWEET, THAT LITTLE BOY --
BUT FOR YOU.
IT'S MY GIFT TO YOU
FOR THE HIDEOUS WAY THAT
YOUR FAMILY TREATS YOU.
I'M STRIKING BACK ON
YOUR BEHALF.
JUST ONE GATEKEEPER LOOKING
AFTER ANOTHER.
NED: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GET
VINDICATIVE.
ALEXIS: OH.
ALEXIS: I REALLY LIKE
YOU IN YOUR JEANS.
NED: MMM.
THANK YOU.
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
THIS YEAR I WILL
STOP ASKING...
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS ?...
DO I LOOK FAT ?
THIS YEAR...
I WILL LEARN TO
APPRECIATE MY BODY.
I WILL NOT LET
MY DRESS SIZE...
DETERMINE MY SELF WORTH.
I HAVE MY MOTHER'S THIGHS,
I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
WISK PRESENTS:
LOCATE STUFF,
PREVENT OSTEOPOROSIS,
CONQUER FLAB,
TRAIN DOG,
PET HUSBAND,
CONTROL FRIZZ,
REMIND KIDS
OF FAMILY INFRASTRUCTURE,
SAVE THE PLANET.
WE STILL HAVE
TO DO THE LAUNDRY.
GOOD THING WISK
HAS A TARGETED CLEANING SYSTEM.
NOW EVERYTHING YOU WASH...
GETS DONE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
WISK:
THIS IS THE ONE.
I WAS SO PSYCHED
IT CAME OUT.
MY BROTHERS DARED
ME TO DO IT.
THEY DIDN'T THINK
I COULD KEEP UP.
KODAK MAX.
NOW I'VE GOT PROOF.
FILM THAT CAPTURES ACTION
AND TAKES GREAT PICTURES
IN ALMOST ANY LIGHT.
LOW LIGHT, SUNLIGHT,
ACTION OR STILL.
SO, WHEN'S THE HARD PART?
KODAK MAX.
IT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT FILM.
WHEN YOU SERVE FRENCH'S
TRADITIONAL GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE
MADE WITH THE TASTY,
CRISPY CRUNCH...
OF FRENCH'S FRENCH FRIED ONIONS,
IT'LL DISAPPEAR
AS QUICKLY AS THE HOLIDAYS.
MAYBE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS,
BUT WHEN YOU GET
A YEAST INFECTION,
YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY
TILL YOU SEE HOW MUCH IT COSTS
TO CURE IT.
SO, I RELY ON MYCELEX-3.
WORKS JUST AS WELL AS MONISTAT,
BUT COSTS LESS.
MY CHOICE,
MY CURE IS MYCELEX.
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS
THE FEELINGS KIDS HAVE
ABOUT THE BAD TASTE
OF SOME MEDICINES.
BUT NOW THERE'S SOMETHING NEW
FROM CHILDREN'S TYLENOL...
SOFT-CHEWS.
THEY TASTE SO GOOD
AND DISSOLVE SO FAST,
KIDS WON'T MIND TAKING
THIS MEDICINE.
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW GOOD
YOU'LL BOTH FEEL.
I FEEL BETTER, MOM.
WELL,
MAYBE A FEW WORDS CAN.
NEW SOFT-CHEWS
FROM CHILDREN'S TYLENOL,
THE FIRST CHOICE
OF PEDIATRICIANS.
A.J.: CARLY, I'M CONVINCED
THAT I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS.
WE HAVE TO PUSH THIS CUSTODY
TRIAL THROUGH AND FAST.
YOU AND I AND MICHAEL, WE HAVE
TO BECOME A FAMILY, THE THREE
OF US.
THE FACT THAT JASON EVEN GOT
THIS FAR IS LUDICROUS.
BUT WE HAVE TO STOP IT BEFORE IT
GETS WORSE, WHICH I'M STARTING
TO GET THE FEELING IT COULD.
CARLY: AND WHAT ABOUT
YOUR GRANDFATHER?
I DON'T THINK HE AGREES.
A.J.: WELL, IT'S NOT
HIS CHOICE.
HE'LL HAVE TO AGREE.
EDWARD: HELLO, PETE.
MM-HMM.
AND I NEED A FAVOR.
AND I'M HOPING YOU'LL TELL ME
THE SAME LAME THING THAT
YOU ALWAYS TELL ME -- THAT
THE COURT DOCKETS ARE ALWAYS
SO FULL.
MM-HMM.
BECAUSE I'M LOOKING TO STALL.
SONNY: HOW'D IT GO
AT THE Qs'?
JASON: ABOUT LIKE I EXPECTED.
A.J. AND THE OLD MAN WERE ANGRY,
BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY
AMMUNITION TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT
IT.
SONNY: GLAD TO HEAR IT.
SONNY: ARE YOU GOING TO STAND
THERE AND WATCH ME ALL NIGHT?
JASON: I DON'T THINK IT'S
A GOOD IDEA, YOU BEING OUT HERE
ALONE WITH NO GUARD.
BUT I'LL LEAVE IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT.
SONNY: NO. NO.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL
I SPEND SO MUCH TIME HERE
ANYWAY.
LET'S GO.
LAURA: THANK YOU FOR BEING
SO UNDERSTANDING.
YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T EASY,
BUT IT MEANS SO MUCH JUST
TO HAVE YOU HERE.
STEFAN: LAURA,
THIS IS REAL.
WHAT WE HAVE IS REAL.
LAURA: I'M NOT READY
FOR EVERYTHING YET, BUT I'M
READY TO MAKE A START.
STEFAN: THAT'S GOOD.
YOU KNOW,
I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO GIVE UP
WHERE YOU'VE COME FROM
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE HAS MADE
YOU THE WOMAN YOU ARE TODAY,
THE WOMAN I LOVE.
LAURA: I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T
ASK ME TO, BUT I THINK THAT I DO
HAVE TO STOP LOOKING BACKWARDS.
I REALLY DO.
BECAUSE I WANT A NEW LIFE.
I WANT TO START OVER.
I WANT TO LET THE PAST BE
THE PAST SO I CAN FOCUS
ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME.
LUKE: YOU KNOW, ROBERT,
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DRINK
THESE --
YOU SURE HAVE CHANGED SINCE
YOU DIED.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
LUKE: PARDON ME.
LUKE.
FAISON: MR. SPENCER,
KRIEG HERE.
LUKE: HERR KRIEG.
WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE.
YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO HOUND ME,
ARE YOU?
FAISON: NO.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I HAVE A CLIENT HERE WHO'S
INTERESTED IN BUYING SOME
FINE GEMS,
SOMETHING RARE.
SPENCER, WHAT WOULD IT TAKE
FOR ME TO COAX YOU INTO ANOTHER
TRANSACTION?
LUKE: THAT CAN'T BE DONE,
HERR KRIEG.
I TOLD YOU THAT.
WHEN I'M READY TO DO BUSINESS,
I'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
FAISON: I COUNT ON IT.
WOMAN: WHO WAS THAT?
FAISON: SOMEONE MOURNING
THE DEATH OF AN OLD FRIEND.
GRIEF IS A HEAVY LOAD.
LEAVES A MAN VULNERABLE.
LUKE: PEOPLE.

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