GH Transcript Wednesday 3/17/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 3/17/99

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JAX: I NEED YOU TO FIND
SOMEONE.
TAGGERT: DON'T MOVE!
DON'T MOVE!
OFFICER: FREEZE!
TAGGERT: FREEZE! FREEZE!
FREEZE! DON'T EVEN MOVE!
SONNY: THIS BUST IS GOING
TO GET JUSTUS ELECTED, AND HE'S
GOING TO OWE US A HELL OF A BIG
FAVOR.
TAMMY: SLEEP IS THE BEST
MEDICINE FOR YOU.
MONICA: IF THE ONLY PERSON
THAT YOU CAN COUNT ON IS
YOUR FATHER, THEN I AM GOING
TO GO AND TRY TO CONVINCE HIM
TO COME HOME.

A.J.: GOOD MORNING.
MONICA: ISN'T IT, THOUGH?
I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN WHAT
A HOUSE WITHOUT THE SOUND
OF A CRYING BABY SOUNDED LIKE.
MICHAEL MUST BE EITHER SLEEPING
OR ADJUSTING.
A.J.: ACTUALLY, LETICIA'S
GETTING HIM DRESSED TO GO
OUTSIDE.
YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME HE'S SEES
HIS COAT, HE THINKS HE'S GOING
TO SEE JASON.
MONICA: HE ALSO LIKES
THE OUTDOORS, A.J.
MAYBE THIS IS A GOOD TIME
FOR YOU TWO TO GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER.
A.J.: IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
MAYBE I'LL DO THAT THIS
AFTERNOON WHEN I GET BACK.
MONICA: WHY NOT RIGHT NOW?
A.J.: I HAVE TO TAKE MICHAEL
TO THE PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE
FOR A SESSION WITH JASON.
DR. SMITHSON WANTS TO SEE HOW
MY SON INTERACTS WITH
HIS KIDNAPPER.
ANY BETS ON HOW IT'LL GO?
JASON WILL PROBABLY COME OFF
AS THE PERFECT FATHER.
AND ONCE THE JUDGE HEARS ABOUT
IT, MICHAEL MIGHT BE TAKEN AWAY
FROM ME FOR GOOD.
SO MAYBE YOU'LL GET YOUR WISH
AFTER ALL.
MONICA: A.J., YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IT, BUT I'M GOING TO SAY
IT AGAIN.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE
MICHAEL.
I AM TRYING MY LEVEL BEST
TO SUPPORT BOTH MY SONS.
A.J.: RIGHT.
MONICA: AND I KNOW THAT RIGHT
NOW THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS
WORLD THAT YOU TRUST SEEMS
TO BE ALAN.
SO I AM GOING TO TRY TO GET HIM
BACK TO THE HOUSE.
I'M GOING OVER TO KELLY'S THIS
MORNING, AND I AM GOING TO ASK
TAMMY IF SHE WILL TRY TO HELP ME
PLEAD MY CASE.
A.J.: I'M SORRY.
MONICA: SO AM I, A.J.,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT
IN POSITION WHERE SUPPORTING ONE
SON MEANS I'M HURTING THE OTHER.
[NOISE IN KITCHEN]
ALAN: TAMMY, IS THAT YOU?
TAMMY: NO, ACTUALLY, IT WAS
THE COFFEE GRINDER.
EVEN I DON'T SOUND THAT BAD
IN THE MORNING.
DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
ALAN: TOO WELL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT THIS
LONG.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
TAMMY: IT'S LATE.
BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I GOT
EVERYTHING READY FOR
ST. PATRICK'S LAST NIGHT.
THE NEW GIRL'S OPENING THIS
MORNING.
I'M SURE SHE CAN HANDLE
THE BREAKFAST RUSH.
ALAN: I AM SO SORRY I PUT
YOU OUT LIKE THIS.
TAMMY: OH, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE WIPED,
AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART
TO WAKE YOU.
AND IT WAS A VERY GOOD CALL,
TOO, BECAUSE I MUST SAY YOU LOOK
A LOT BETTER.
ALAN: WELL, I FEEL BETTER.
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
TAMMY: NO THANKS NECESSARY.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO MY COUCH
ANYTIME.
JAX: WELL, IF IT ISN'T POLICE
COMMISSIONER SCORPIO STRAIGHT
FROM HIS HEADLINE-GRABBING
DRUG BUST.
MAC: WHAT'S IN THAT COFFEE,
JAX?
JAX: COME ON, MAC.
NO TIME TO BE MODEST.
SO TELL ME, TO WHAT DO
YOU ATTRIBUTE YOUR
CRIME-FIGHTING PROWESS?
MAC: WE GOT A TIP.
JAX: YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAPPY
ABOUT IT.
MAC: WELL, YOU SEEM HAPPY
ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
JAX: IT MUST BE THE EXERCISE,
THE FRESH AIR, ENOUGH CAFFEINE
TO WAKE THE DEAD.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MAC?
MAC: YOU CAN GIVE ME
YOUR WORD, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
IN THIS WITH JERRY.
WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU TWO ARE
UP TO, I WANT NO EXPLOSIONS,
NO FIRES, NOTHING THAT'S GOING
TO SPILL OUT ONTO THE STREETS
BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR IT.
JAX: WELL, THEN LET ME
ASSURE YOU.
JERRY AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING
WE POSSIBLY CAN TO MAKE SURE
YOUR LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY
STRESS-FREE, OK?
MAC: TOO LATE FOR THAT.
JUSTUS: WELL, YOU OUGHT TO BE
FEELING PRETTY PLEASED THIS
MORNING.
MAC: YEAH, I OUGHT TO.
WAITRESS: CAN I GET YOU A CUP
OF COFFEE, COMMISSIONER?
MAC: NO, THANKS.
I WON'T BE STAYING LONG.
JUSTUS: JUST LONG ENOUGH
TO THANK ME, I ASSUME.
MAC: FOR WHAT?
JUSTUS: THE PCPD PULLED OFF
A MAJOR BUST LAST NIGHT.
YOU CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE QUITE
THE HERO.
MAC: YOU HAVE, TOO.
JUSTUS: IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THAT?
MAC: PLENTY WHEN IT ENDANGERS
THE LIVES OF MY MEN.
IF ANYTHING HAD GONE WRONG LAST
NIGHT -- IF THE BUST WAS DELAYED
BY 10 MINUTES, YOUR PRESS
CONFERENCE WOULD HAVE ALERTED
MORENO.
THINGS COULD HAVE GOTTEN
PRETTY UGLY.
JUSTUS: I HAD EVERY
CONFIDENCE IN YOU, MAC.
MAC: SORRY I CAN'T RETURN
THE FAVOR.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE NO USE
FOR A DISTRICT ATTORNEY WHO'S
CARELESS WITH THE LIVES
OF MY PEOPLE.
SONNY: NOT BAD FOR
A NIGHT'S WORK.
A LITTLE INFORMATION
IN THE RIGHT PAIR OF EARS.
LOOK WHAT YOU GET FOR
YOUR TROUBLE.
A MAJOR DRUG SHIPMENT IS OFF
THE STREETS, MORENO IS OUT
A SIZABLE SUM OF FOLDING MONEY.
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET A NEW
FRIEND IN HIGH PLACES.
JASON: NOW WE NEED TO PUSH
OUR ADVANTAGE BECAUSE MORENO IS
GOING TO NEED TO RECOUP
HIS LOSSES.
SONNY: ANOTHER SHIPMENT?
JASON: YES.
AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHERE
AND WHEN, I'LL TIP THE COPS OFF
TO THAT ONE, TOO.
SONNY: WHOA, EASY, JASON.
IF WE PUSH MORENO, HE'S GOING
TO RETALIATE.
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR
CUSTODY FIGHT FOR YOUR KID.
IF FOLKS START EMPTYING
THEIR WEAPONS IN YOUR DIRECTION,
A JUDGE IS BOUND TO TAKE IT
THE WRONG WAY.
IT'S A PEPCID AC CHEWABLE.
A GREAT TASTING MINTY CHEWABLE
IN ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL WRAPPER.
KEEP ONE IN YOUR POCKET...
TO STOP HEARTBURN
BEFORE IT STARTS.
ANYTIME.
ANYWHERE.
[ Woman ]
EVER TRY RUNNING
WITH AN ORDINARY PAD ?
WHEN I FIRST STARTED RUNNING
THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING
I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO DO.
BUT NOW I USE ALWAYS
WITH NEW FLEXI WINGS...
THAT HELP PROTECT ME
FROM SIDE TO SIDE.
THEY WRAP AROUND SO SMOOTHLY
AND FLEX WHEN I MOVE.
BESIDES, MY UNDERWEAR ARE
MORE PROTECTED THAN THEY WERE
WITH MY ORDINARY MAXI,
AND THE WINGS
ON MY PAD STAY IN PLACE
SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE,
WHETHER I'M RUNNING UPHILL
OR I'M RUNNING DOWNHILL--
I LOVE RUNNING DOWNHILL.
ALWAYS WITH NEW FLEXI WINGS--
BETTER PROTECTION.
STRESS STINKS! ARRID WORKS!
EVEN UNDER STRESS
ARRID CAN HELP STOP
YOUR WORST SMELLING SWEAT.
ARRID WORKS!
ARRID.
WHEN I BITE INTO
A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE,
I GET THE SENSATION
I'M RIDING...
THE LUGE!
RACING AT OVER
100 MILES PER HOUR
AS THE WIND
WHIPS OVER MY BODY!
YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE.
GET THE SENSATION.
HERE WE GO AGAIN. WINTER. THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO REACH
FOR HALLS VITAMIN C.
EACH AND EVERY DROP HAS 100%
OF THE VITAMIN C YOU NEED.
IT'LL HELP KEEP YOU GOING.
HALLS VITAMIN C.
JASON: WHY SHOULD MORENO COME
GUNNING FOR ME BECAUSE THE COPS
SHUT HIM DOWN?
SONNY: JUSTUS TIPPED OFF
THE COPS, AND HE USED TO BE
YOUR LAWYER.
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE TOO HARD
FOR MORENO TO CONNECT THE DOTS.
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO BACK OFF.
RIGHT NOW THE BEST THING YOU CAN
DO FOR MICHAEL IS MAKE A GOOD
IMPRESSION AT THIS INTERVIEW
YOU'RE HAVING WITH THE
PSYCHIATRIST.
HEY, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
BUT IT COULD WORK IN YOUR FAVOR.
JASON: I HAD TO SEE
A PSYCHIATRIST AFTER
THE ACCIDENT.
AND ALL THEY DID WAS ASK ME
STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT GLASS
HOUSES AND WHAT'S THE SAME ABOUT
A COUCH AND A CHAIR.
SONNY, THE ONLY REASON I'M DOING
THIS IS IT'S A CHANCE TO GET
TO SEE MICHAEL.
IT WON'T GET ME CUSTODY.
SONNY: YEAH, BUT IT MAY HELP.
YOU KNOW, ANYBODY WHO SEES
YOU WITH MICHAEL KNOWS THAT KID
LOVES YOU.
JASON: IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I HAVE TO PROVE THAT IT'S SAFE
FOR MICHAEL TO BE AROUND ME,
AND THAT CAN'T HAPPEN UNTIL
MORENO GOES AWAY.
SONNY: I AGREE WITH THAT.
BUT IF YOU SCREW THIS UP,
IT'S GOING TO COST YOU YOUR KID.
DR. SMITHSON: YOU'RE A LITTLE
EARLY, MR. QUARTERMAINE.
A.J.: YEAH.
DR. SMITHSON: MICHAEL'S
SESSION WITH MR. MORGAN DOESN'T
BEGIN FOR HALF AN HOUR.
YOU DID BRING MICHAEL.
A.J.: OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
HE'S WITH LETICIA PLAYING
IN THE LOUNGE.
I CAME EARLY BECAUSE I WANTED
THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLARIFY
THE SITUATION.
DR. SMITHSON: OH.
WHAT PRECISELY DID YOU THINK WAS
UNCLEAR?
A.J.: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
THAT -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU,
BUT THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT
MICHAEL'S GOING TO BE VERY
DIFFERENT WHEN JASON GETS HERE.
DR. SMITHSON: UH --
A.J.: OTHER THAN THE WAY
HE WAS WITH ME THE OTHER DAY.
DR. SMITHSON: YEAH.
I SEE FROM PREVIOUS REPORTS THAT
THEY HAVE BONDED, TO USE A MUCH
MISUSED EXPRESSION.
A.J.: WELL, IT'S MUCH MORE
THAN THAT.
YOU SEE, FOR OVER A YEAR,
JASON MADE HIMSELF THE CENTER
OF MICHAEL'S WORLD.
HE DECIDED WHO MY SON COULD SEE
AND NOT SEE AND --
DR. SMITHSON: SO FAR YOU'VE
DESCRIBED MOST PARENTS.
A.J.: NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE KEPT HIM SO ISOLATED, IT WAS
AS IF THEY WERE LIVING
ON A DESERT ISLAND, CUT OFF
FROM FRIENDS, FAMILY, ANYBODY.
SO, LOOK, JASON IS THE ONLY
PERSON THAT MICHAEL HAS SPENT
TIME WITH.
SO, NATURALLY, YOU KNOW,
MICHAEL FEELS COMFORTABLE
WITH JASON.
HE'S HIS SAFETY, HIS HAPPINESS.
DR. SMITHSON:
MR. QUARTERMAINE --
A.J.: AND THIS SITUATION --
THIS SITUATION IS SO UNHEALTHY
AND UNNATURAL, BROUGHT
ON TO MY SON --
DR. SMITHSON: I CAN ASSURE
YOU --
A.J.: BECAUSE JASON HATES ME
SO MUCH.
DR. SMITHSON:
MR. QUARTERMAINE, I'VE BEEN
BRIEFED BY THE COURT
ON THE SPECIFICS OF THIS CASE.
DR. SMITHSON: DURING
THE FIRST YEAR OF HIS LIFE.
AND I WILL TAKE THAT
INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN I MAKE
MY EVALUATION -- AN IMPARTIAL
EVALUATION BASED ON MY FINDINGS
ABOUT MICHAEL'S PSYCHOLOGICAL
WELL-BEING.
I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN SEE WHY
I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO LOBBY
AGAINST MR. MORGAN.
MY REPORT WILL BE STRICTLY
LIMITED TO MICHAEL.
ANY DISAGREEMENT YOU HAVE
WITH YOUR BROTHER IS
FOR THE COURT TO DECIDE.
ALAN: OH, GOOD COFFEE.
TAMMY: MMM, AND YOU GET
A FREE REFILL.
ALAN: I SHOULD CHECK
IN WITH A.J., SEE HOW HE'S
DOING.
HE'S SO FRUSTRATED ABOUT NOT
BEING ABLE TO HELP HIS SON.
I THINK IT RUNS IN OUR FAMILY.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW WHAT, ALAN?
YOU KEEP TELLING ME WHAT
A TERRIBLE FATHER ARE.
BUT FROM THE WAY I SEE IT,
YOU CARE A LOT ABOUT YOUR KIDS.
ALAN: I DO, BUT I HAVEN'T
ALWAYS ACTED LIKE THAT,
ESPECIALLY WITH A.J.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW, I THINK
BEING IN HIS LIFE IS ENOUGH.
ALAN: YEAH, BUT I'M NOT
IN HIS LIFE.
I SLEEP IN HOTELS.
I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH.
I'M EVERYWHERE EXCEPT WHERE
I OULD BE, WHICH IS AT HOME.
TAMMY: WELL, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
I DON'T WANT TO PUSH
YOUR RECOVERY, BUT FOR WHAT IT'S
WORTH, I THINK YOU'RE READY.
YOU ARE NOT THE SAME MAN
YOU WERE WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.
ALAN: YOU'RE A WONDERFUL
PERSON.
YOU KNOW THAT?
TAMMY: AH, YEAH,
WELL, YOU KNOW.
I HAVE MY MOMENTS.
OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, I NEVER DID
TAKE A MURDER RAP FOR ANYONE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I CAN
THINK OF WHO WAS EVER CRAZY
ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
ALAN: I'M DUE AT THE CLINIC.
GOSH, I WISH I COULD GO BACK
TO THE HOTEL AND CLEAN UP
AND CHANGE AND FEEL LIKE
A HUMAN.
TAMMY: OH, YOU CAN USE
MY BATHROOM TO FRESHEN UP.
I GOT A NEW TOOTHBRUSH
IN THE MEDICINE CABINET.
YOUR CLOTHES LOOK FINE TO ME.
NOW, THAT HUMAN PART -- YOU'RE
JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF THAT YOURSELF.
ALAN: I'LL TRY MY BEST.
TAMMY: ALL RIGHT.
JUSTUS: LOOK, MAC,
IF THE EXIT POLLS ARE ANY
INDICATION, YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO BE WORKING CLOSELY TOGETHER
FROM NOW ON.
NOW, MAYBE WE DON'T SEE
EYE-TO-EYE ON EVERY DETAIL,
BUT I THINK WE MADE AN EFFECTIVE
TEAM LAST NIGHT, AND I'D LIKE
THAT TO CONTINUE.
MAC: YEAH, WELL, OUR TEAM HAS
A REAL PROBLEM.
YOU SEE, I WON'T WORK
WITH A DISTRICT ATTORNEY WHO HAS
NO REGARD FOR MY OFFICERS'
LIVES.
IF YOU WANT PUBLICITY,
JUSTUS, GET IT SOMEPLACE ELSE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SONNY: YEAH.
JOHNNY: I GOT LT. TAGGERT
OUTSIDE.
SONNY: HE GOT A WARRANT?
JOHNNY: HE DIDN'T SAY SO.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
I MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT
HE WANTS.
JASON'S NOT HOME.
TAGGERT: YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT
HERE FOR YOUR ERRAND BOY.
YOU KNOW, I WAS WONDERING WHEN
YOU BECAME SO FOND OF JUSTUS
WARD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE HIM
DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
COME ON.
[ Ringing ]
DON'T GET THAT,
FRANK.
IT COULD
BE THE OFFICE.
AAAH, LET IT RING.
[ Ringing ]
- H-HELLO ?
- MEOW !
BAXTER ! IT'S BAXTER !
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW...
MEOW MIX BRAND CAT FOOD
HAS A VARIETY...
OF FOUR DELICIOUS
FLAVORS CATS LOVE.
IN FACT, IT'S THE ONLY CAT FOOD
THAT TASTES SO GOOD,
CATS ASK FOR IT BY NAME.
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
AGAIN AND AGAIN.
EATING FRESH FRUIT,
DRINKING LOTS OF WATER...
AND PROTECTING YOURSELF
FROM THE SUN, ALL DO
WONDERS FOR YOUR SKIN.
BUT IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU CAN DO ?
INTRODUCING...
IT'S A WHOLE NEW WAY
FOR OLAY TO CARE
FOR YOUR SKIN COMPLETELY.
DAILY PROTECTION
AGAINST UVA AND UVB RAYS,
VITAMIN E AND LIGHT,
GREASELESS OLAY MOISTURE.
IT'S COMPLETE CARE
FOR YOUR SKIN.
SO YOU CAN TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING ELSE.
MORNINGS SEEM
SO MUCH BRIGHTER...
AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE
MY TYLENOL P.M.
SOMETIMES
I HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING.
I USED TO WORRY
ABOUT TAKING SOMETHING.
HOW WOULD I FEEL
IN THE MORNING ?
AND THEN I TRIED TYLENOL P.M.
IT STOPS MY PAIN
AND HELPS ME SLEEP.
SO IN THE MORNING,
I'M RESTED,
REFRESHED, READY TO MAKE
THE MOST OF MY DAY.
IT'S TYLENOL P.M.
TRY SOME MINUTE MAID
ORANGE TANGERINE.
IT'S GOT CALCIUM.
- THEN I'M NOT DRINKING IT.
- OH, NO, IT'S SWEET.
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- WELL, THEN,
WHO WOULD YOU BELIEVE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
ROBERT LOGGIA.
- WHOA, ROBERT LOGGIA !
- BILLY, YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT.
MINUTE MAID ORANGE TANGERINE
TASTES GREAT.
AND IT'S GOT AS MUCH CALCIUM
AS MILK.
- IF YOU SAY SO, MR. LOGGIA.
- YEAH.
THIS IS GREAT !
ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST.
MINUTE MAID ORANGE TANGERINE
WITH CALCIUM.
YEAH.
SONNY: I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL
THE HARASSMENT COMPLAINTS
YOU NEEDED.
BUT IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE,
I'D BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE.
SEE, MY LAWYER CAN MAKE IT DOWN
TO THE PCPD IN ABOUT
10 MINUTES -- MAYBE
FIVE MINUTES, MAYBE
THREE MINUTES.
TAGGERT: YOU MIGHT WANT
TO RETHINK THAT.
NOW, ANY POLICE ACTIVITIES
AT THIS ADDRESS, WELL,
YOU KNOW, IT MAY REFLECT BADLY
ON MR. MORGAN WHEN HIS CUSTODY
HEARING COMES AROUND.
IN FACT, I'M NOT CLEAR WHY
HE DOESN'T CUT YOU LOOSE
ALTOGETHER.
I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
THE BEST BUSINESS PARTNER
FOR A MAN WHO'S TRYING
TO PORTRAY HIMSELF AS A STABLE
AND LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN.
BUT I KNOW WHY YOU KEEP HIM
AROUND.
SONNY: I DON'T THINK YOU DO,
DETECTIVE.
IT'S CALLED FRIENDSHIP.
TAGGERT: "LIEUTENANT."
AND HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.
HE'S YOUR ENFORCER, AND HE'S
GOOD AT IT.
THE KID MAY BE AS DUMB
AS THEY COME, BUT HE DID TRACK
DOWN MORENO'S SHIPMENT WHERE
NOBODY ELSE COULD.
JASON GIVES YOU THE INFORMATION,
YOU GAVE IT TO JUSTICE --
WHOOEY!
THAT IS ONE SLICK MANEUVER,
CORINTHOS.
I WILL GIVE YOU THAT.
GET THE PCPD TO GET MORENO OFF
YOUR BACK AND GET YOUR OWN
PERSONAL DISTRICT ATTORNEY
ELECTED.
SONNY: I'VE BEEN ACCUSED
OF A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE,
BUT NEVER HELPING THE POLICE.
TAGGERT: WE WEREN'T HELPED.
WE WERE USED.
SONNY: AND THAT MAKES
YOU UPSET.
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO BE THE ONE
WHO USES.
WELL, NO MATTER HOW IT
HAPPENED -- DETECTIVE,
LIEUTENANT, WHATEVER --
IT'S DONE.
LIVE WITH IT.
MAC: FELICIA, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
FELICIA: WAITING FOR MY BLOOD
PRESSURE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL.
YOU STARTLED ME.
MAC: I'M SORRY.
FELICIA: IT'S A LITTLE HARD
TO EXPLAIN.
MAC: TRY ME.
FELICIA: I WAS
BEING LILA QUARTERMAINE.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
[MICHAEL CRIES]
JASON: HOW LONG HAS MICHAEL
BEEN CRYING?
LETICIA: HE'S BEEN FUSSY ALL
MORNING, BUT HE GOT VERY UPSET
WHEN HE GOT LEFT ALONE
WITH THE DOCTOR.
A.J.: OF COURSE HE'S UPSET.
HE'S TERRIFIED OF STRANGERS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU TAUGHT HIM.
PROUD OF YOURSELF, JASON?
JASON: DOES THE DOCTOR WANT
ME TO WAIT?
LETICIA: NO.
SHE SAID TO GO RIGHT IN.
JASON: OK.
A.J.: JASON,
I KEEP HEARING HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
MICHAEL -- MOSTLY FROM YOU.
BUT TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY
TO PROVE IT.
WALK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
STOP SETTING MICHAEL UP TO GET
HURT AND DISAPPOINTED EVERY TIME
YOU RIDE TO THE RESCUE AND THEN
DISAPPEAR AGAIN.
ALL MICHAEL NEEDS TO LOVE ME IS
A CHANCE.
SO GIVE IT TO HIM.
BECAUSE I AM GOING TO GET MY SON
BACK IN THE END, AND
YOU KNOW THAT.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
A.J.: JASON,
THIS IS WHAT YOUR SO-CALLED LOVE
GETS MICHAEL --
AFTERNOONS IN A DOCTOR'S OFFICE
AND COURTROOMS, CRYING NIGHT
AFTER NIGHT BECAUSE YOU REFUSE
TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS MOST.
THAT'S NOT LOVE,
BUT A PLACE IN THE WORLD,
THE REAL WORLD, WITH FRIENDS
AND FAMILY AND A FUTURE.
IF YOU CARE ABOUT MICHAEL JUST
A LITTLE BIT, LET HIM GO.
DON'T WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR.
JASON: I AM MICHAEL'S FATHER.
I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY, AND HE'S
NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY
WITH YOU.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
TAMMY: HANG ON.
JUST A SECOND.
MONICA: HI.
TAMMY: OH, HI.
MONICA: DID I CATCH
YOU AT A BAD TIME?
TAMMY: OH, NOT AT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE MORE, THE MERRIER.
ACTUALLY, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN
BELIEVE THIS, BUT --
MONICA: OH, THESE DAYS
I WOULD BELIEVE JUST ABOUT
ANYTHING.
LISTEN, I NEED YOUR HELP
WITH ALAN --
ALAN: WELL, WOULD ANYBODY
EVER KNOW THAT I SPENT
THE NIGHT --
[ Woman ]
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM,
NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS
SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW
IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP.
HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE.
BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT.
EEW.
[ Announcer ] FINALLY,
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[ Woman ]
AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT
BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM.
HERE THEY COME!
SURPRISE!
I MADE YOUR OLD
FAVORITE -- PEPPERONI!
I CAN'T EAT THAT NOW.
THIS CAN'T BE CHARLIE.
I DIDN'T TAKE MY PEPCID.
I GOTTA WAIT.
THEN WE ALL WAIT.
TAKE MY TAGAMET.
YOU COULD EAT NOW.
TAGAMET INTRODUCES A BETTER
WAY TO AVOID HEARTBURN.
NOT BEFORE. NOT AFTER.
NOW! NOW YOU CAN TAKE TAGAMET
RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GONNA EAT
AND STILL PREVENT HEARTBURN.
SAME OLD CHARLIE.
WITH TAGAMET, YOU CAN
EAT LIKE A KID AGAIN.

TAMMY: AHEM.
THERE IS AN EXPLANATION
FOR THIS.
MONICA: OH.
OH, I'M SURE THERE IS.
LIFE WITH ALAN IS ONE LONG
SERIES OF EXPLANATIONS --
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES
TO CHEATING ON HIS WIFE.
ALAN: I DIDN'T.
MONICA: OH, THAT'S
HIS FAVORITE -- "I DIDN'T" --
WHEN IT IS SO OBVIOUS THAT
HE DID.
ALAN: FOR GOD'S SAKE,
MONICA, WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN?
MONICA: I HAVE LISTENED,
ALAN.
I HAVE LISTENED, I HAVE
FORGIVEN, AND THEN I HAVE BEEN
HURT -- AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN.
TAMMY: LOOK, THIS IS ACTUALLY
MY FAULT.
YOU SEE --
MONICA: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB.
ALAN: THAT IS DISGUSTING.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
MONICA: I'M NOT TAKING
ANYTHING BACK -- ESPECIALLY YOU.
ALAN: GOOD.
AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
[DOOR CLOSES]
TAMMY: YOU CAN'T JUST LET
HER GO.
ALAN: AFTER THE WAY SHE SPOKE
TO YOU?
IF SHE WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT,
I WOULD HAVE THROWN HER OUT.
TAMMY: ALAN, COME ON,
THIS DOES LOOK A LITTLE BIT
COMPROMISING.
I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I USED
TO WEAR TO WORK.
ALAN: SHE HAS NO RIGHT
TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT YOU,
TAMMY, CERTAINLY NOT AFTER
THE AMOUNT OF MEN THAT SHE'S
SLEPT WITH IN HER LIFE.
SHE WAS UNBEARABLE BEFORE I USED
DRUGS.
SHE'S UNBEARABLE NOW.
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
TAMMY: WAIT.
ALAN: I CAN'T WAIT.
I'M LATE FOR WORK NOW --
TAMMY: EXCUSE ME, ALAN.
YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER JOB.
THERE IS ONLY ONE LOVE
IN YOUR LIFE.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, MONICA CAME
HERE ASKING ABOUT YOU.
NOW, MAYBE SHE'S DOWNSTAIRS
AND REALIZED THAT SHE JUST
JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS.
MAYBE SHE'S DOWN AT KELLY'S
WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
ALAN: GOOD POINT.
I'LL GO OUT THE BACK WAY.
TAMMY, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO SEE
MONICA AGAIN.
MAC: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS A LITTLE HARD TO EXPLAIN.
FELICIA: IT'S FOR THE BOOK.
LILA TOLD ME THAT WHEN SHE WAS
A GIRL SHE USED TO TAKE WALKS
ALONG THE SEASIDE AND TRIED
TO IMAGINE HER FUTURE.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST STANDING HERE
TRYING TO PUT MYSELF INTO LILA'S
HEAD DURING THAT TIME.
IT'S FUN.
TRY IT.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
FEEL THE AIR.
SMELL THE WATER.
HEAR THE SOUND OF THE CAROUSEL
OFF INTO THE DISTANCE.
THAT'S ENGLAND IN THE
1930s, MAC.
MAC: ALL I'M SMELLING IS
PORT CHARLES IN THE 1990s.
FELICIA: WELL, IT'S A LOT
EASIER WHEN LILA IS WITH ME.
HER MEMORIES ARE SO VIVID IT'S
AS IF I'M REALLY THERE WITH HER.
IT'S WHAT I WANT THE MEMOIRS
TO DO.
I WANT THEM TO TAKE THE READERS
BACK INTO TIME.
MAC: I DON'T THINK I WANT
TO BE IN ANY TIME THAT DOESN'T
HAVE YOU IN IT.
FELICIA: WELL, I JUST THINK
IT'S FUN JUST TO STAND HERE
AND CLOSE MY EYES AND IMAGINE.
BUT IT'S EVEN MORE FUN OPENING
MY EYES WITH YOU STANDING THERE,
WELCOMING ME BACK.
MAC: COME ON, MRS. HEMINGWAY.
LET'S GO HOME.
TAGGERT: WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH
A HURRY TO GET RID OF MORENO,
ANYWAYS?
I MEAN, AS LONG AS HE'S AROUND,
YOU'RE ALMOST TOLERABLE
BY COMPARISON.
EVEN MAC THINKS YOU'RE
THE LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS.
NOT ME.
I KNOW YOUR COMPLETE RESUME.
MM-HMM.
RIGHT DOWN TO THE PART WHERE
A GOOD COP HAD THE MISFORTUNE
OF BEING YOUR STEPFATHER
AND WOUND UP IN AN ALLEY
WITH A BULLET IN HIS HEART
AND ONE IN HIS HEAD.
YOU PUT HIM THERE, SONNY.
KILLING A COP IS MURDER ONE.
AND ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING
TO TAKE YOU DOWN FOR IT.
SONNY: I SUPPOSE EVERYBODY
NEEDS A HOBBY, ALTHOUGH YOURS
SEEMS A LITTLE POINTLESS.
DEKE WOODS WAS A DIRTY COP
AND A WIFE BEATER.
HE IS 10 YEARS DEAD, AND I GOT
15 WITNESSES NAMED CERULLO WHO
CAN PLACE ME AT A PARTY
THE NIGHT HE DIED.
TAGGERT: YEAH, WELL, I NEVER
SAID YOU WEREN'T SMART.
I SAID YOU WERE GUILTY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU KILLED A DECENT MAN --
SONNY: MM-HMM.
TAGGERT: THE CLOSEST THING
I EVER HAD TO A REAL FATHER.
AND WHEN HE WAS GONE
AND HE COULDN'T DEFEND HIMSELF,
YOU TRIED TO DESTROY HIS NAME
BY MAKING HIM LOOK DIRTY.
YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, MAN.
YOU ARE AN ACT.
YOU ARE AN ANIMAL POSING
AS A MAN.
AND ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING
TO TAKE YOU DOWN LIKE THE DOG
YOU ARE.
SONNY: NO WONDER
YOU LOVED DEKE.
YOU'RE BECOMING EVERYTHING
HE WAS.
AND LOOK HOW HE ENDED UP.
I'D BE WORRIED IF I WERE YOU.
TAGGERT: ARE YOU
THREATENING ME?
SONNY: ME?
I'D BE LAST THE PERSON
IN THE WORLD TO STOP
YOU FROM DESTROYING YOURSELF.
NOW, LEAVE
BEFORE I REALLY CALL MY LAWYER.
JAX: WELL?
JERRY: HELENA'S VANISHED.
I TRACED HER AS FAR
AS AMSTERDAM, AND THEN NOTHING.
SHE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN
IN ONE OF THOSE BLOODY CANALS.
JAX: WHERE WAS SHE
BEFORE THAT?
JERRY: LONDON, THEN GENEVA.
JAX: WHAT ABOUT GREECE?
JERRY: NO.
LOOK, NO MORE QUESTIONS UNTIL
YOU LISTEN TO ME.
I'M LEARNING HOW HELENA
OPERATES.
IT COULD BE TIME TO WALK AWAY
FROM THIS DEAL.
JASON: YEP.
DR. SMITHSON: AND HE WAS
WALKING AT THE END OF
HIS FIRST YEAR?
JASON: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
[MICHAEL COOS]
JASON: HEY, YOU TURN
THE PAGE.
I'LL TURN IT?
DR. SMITHSON: BUT I SEE
HE STILL DOESN'T SLEEP THROUGH
THE NIGHT.
JASON: SURE, HE DOES,
AFTER HE WAKES UP AND I READ
TO HIM.
DR. SMITHSON: BUT WHEN YOU'RE
NOT THERE, HE CRIES,
INCESSANTLY.
JASON: YEAH, WELL,
WHEN MICHAEL WANTS SOMETHING,
HE KIND OF LETS YOU KNOW IT.
YOU SEE, I USED TO WORK NIGHTS,
AND MICHAEL WOULD MISS ME.
SO I MADE A POINT OF SEEING HIM
WHEN I GOT IN, AND HE GOT KIND
OF USED TO IT.
DR. SMITHSON: DID HE HAVE ANY
ADVERSE REACTIONS TO THE TIME
HE SPENT WITH DR. JONES?
JASON: YOU MEAN WHEN HE WAS
KIDNAPPED?
DR. SMITHSON: YES.
JASON: YEAH, HE WAS --
HE WAS KIND OF UNEASY
FOR THE NEXT MONTH.
HE ALWAYS WANTED ME NEARBY.
DR. SMITHSON: UH-HUH.
AND WAS MICHAEL'S MOTHER ABLE
TO COMFORT HIM?
JASON: CARLY DID EVERYTHING
SHE COULD FOR MICHAEL -- UNTIL
SHE HAD TO LEAVE.
DR. SMITHSON: AFTER SHE SHOT
DR. JONES.
JASON: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU SEE, CARLY FIGHTS FOR WHAT
MATTERS TO HER, AND SHE DOESN'T
ALWAYS PICK THE BEST WAY
TO DO IT.
BUT SHE LOVES MICHAEL.
[MICHAEL COOS]
JASON: WHAT?
DR. SMITHSON: SHE ABANDONED
HIM RIGHT AFTER HE WAS BORN.
JASON: WELL, SHE HAD
POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION.
MICHAEL: BALL.
JASON: GOOD BOY.
THAT'S A BALL, YES.
ISN'T THAT IN YOUR FILES?
POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION?
DR. SMITHSON: YEAH, IT IS.
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE
YOUR OPINION ABOUT IT.
MICHAEL: BALL.
JASON: BALL.
THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
DR. SMITHSON: DO YOU THINK
MICHAEL'S MOTHER LOVES HIM?
JASON: I THINK CARLY LOVES
MICHAEL SO MUCH SHE'S AFRAID
TO HURT HIM.
MICHAEL: A BALL.
JASON: THAT'S A BALL, YES.
DR. SMITHSON: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS TOWARDS
MICHAEL?
MICHAEL: A BALL.
JASON: I LOVE HIM.
DR. SMITHSON: A BALL.
BECAUSE YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF
HIS FATHER?
WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN
TO YOU?
MICHAEL: A BABA.
JASON: YES, THAT'S
YOUR BOTTLE.
IT MEANS THAT MICHAEL'S
A PERSON.
HE DOESN'T BELONG TO ME.
HE DOESN'T BELONG TO A.J. OR
EVEN CARLY.
HE KIND OF BELONGS TO HIMSELF.
AND TILL HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE
HIS OWN DECISIONS, I HAVE
TO GIVE -- OH -- I HAVE TO GIVE
HIM EVERYTHING THAT HE NEEDS.
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
I HAVE TO PROTECT HIM.
I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AND TELL
HIM THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
SOMETIMES MYSELF.
I HAVE TO LOVE THIS KID.
I HAVE TO PROTECT HIM SO THAT
HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN COUNT ON ME
ALL THE TIME, THAT I'M NEVER
GOING TO LEAVE HIM, EVER.
RIGHT?
HMM?
DR. SMITHSON: WELL, OUR TIME
IS UP.
JASON: OH, YOU ARE GETTING
BIG, YOU KNOW THAT?
GRAB YOUR BALL.
LET'S GO.
DR. SMITHSON: I LIKE THAT
BALL.
IT'S A NICE BALL.
A.J.: HI.
JASON: WHERE'S LETICIA?
A.J.: SHE'S WAITING
IN THE CAR.
WELL?
CAN I HAVE MY SON BACK, PLEASE?
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'CUZ IF GUYS WANT
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THEY'LL HAVE TO ASK
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NEW NESTLE TREASURES.
WHEN I TAKE
A LIQUID ANTACID,
I FEEL LIKE... EECHH.
IT'S LIKE LIQUID CHALK.
I'M NOT CRAZY
ABOUT ANY OF THEM.
IF YOU HAD SOMETHING
THAT TASTES BETTER,
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE A JOY.
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I'M NOT KIDDING.
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IT'S THE ONLY LIQUID ANTACID
WITH NO CHEMICAL PRESERVATIVES.
IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE
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IT'S ACTUALLY HELPING
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COULD I HAVE SOME MORE ?
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JASON: HEY.
[MICHAEL FUSSES]
JASON: I CAN'T READ
YOU A BOOK BECAUSE YOU HAVE
TO GO NOW.
YEAH, THAT'S A PIG ON THERE.
AND I CAN'T GO WITH YOU,
BUT LETICIA'S WAITING
IN THE CAR, AND CARLY AND EMILY
ARE GOING TO BE AT THE
QUARTERMAINES' WHEN YOU GET
BACK, AND THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE
CARE OF YOU BECAUSE
THEY LOVE YOU.
AND SO DO I.
A.J.: COME ON, BUDDY.
HERE YOU GO.
I'LL TAKE THAT.
THAT'S IT.
COME ON, LITTLE MAN.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHTY.
RIGHT-O.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
JASON: ARE WE FINISHED?
DR. SMITHSON: I'VE SEEN
ENOUGH.
EDWARD: WELL, THE PRODIGAL.
JUSTUS: GOOD MORNING, EDWARD.
EDWARD: IT IS FOR SOME MORE
THAN OTHERS.
I'VE JUST BEEN SPEAKING
WITH A FRIEND OF MINE
FROM THE BOARD OF ELECTIONS,
AND HE TELLS ME THAT --
JUSTUS: I'D RATHER WAIT
FOR THE OFFICIAL RESULTS.
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT.
WHILE WE WAIT, MAY I OFFER
A TOAST TO THE NEW DISTRICT
ATTORNEY OF PORT CHARLES?
JUSTUS: SURE, WHOMEVER
HE MAY BE.
EDWARD: CHERISH THIS MOMENT,
JUSTUS, BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST
TRIUMPHED OVER YOUR TWO WORST
ENEMIES -- DAMIAN SMITH'S GHOST
AND YOUR OWN SELF-DOUBTS.
HMM.
YOU'RE STILL CARRYING THAT
GRUDGE, AREN'T YOU?
JUSTUS: YOU KNOW,
EDWARD, THE PAST GETS EASIER
TO LIVE WITH THE FURTHER IT GETS
AWAY EXCEPT WHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
EDWARD: WHAT?
JUSTUS: YOU KEEP DAMIAN SMITH
ALIVE BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST LINK
YOU HAVE TO ME.
EDWARD: THAT IS A BUNCH
OF PSYCHOBABBLING BILGE --
JUSTUS: I DON'T HOLD IT
AGAINST YOU ANYMORE, EDWARD.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S KIND
OF TOUCHING THE WAY YOU NEVER
GAVE UP ON ME -- ON US FINDING
A WAY BACK TO EACH OTHER.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG
TIME, I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT
THAT'S GOING TO BE A REAL
POSSIBILITY.
AT LEAST, I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT
A TRY.
EDWARD: I HOPE SO.
I'VE MISSED YOU, JUSTUS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
JUSTUS: EXCUSE ME.
HELLO.
MORENO: CONGRATULATIONS,
MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
JUSTUS: WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY
CONFIRMATION OF THAT YET.
MORENO: I HAVE.
IT'S IN THE BAG.
BUT YOU ALIENATED ME TO DO IT.
THAT WAS A MAJOR MISCALCULATION,
JUSTUS.
YOU BROKE OUR DEAL.
NOW I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU.
JUSTUS: LET'S JUST SEE HOW
THINGS DEVELOP.
EDWARD: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
JUSTUS: JUST SOME ADVICE
FROM A SUPPORTER.
EDWARD: OH, YOU'LL BE HAVING
A LOT OF THOSE CALLS
FROM NOW ON.
JUSTUS: I HOPE NOT.
I'LL HAVE THAT CHAMPAGNE NOW.
EDWARD: GOOD.
TO THE VOTERS.
MAY THEY BE GRATEFUL
FOR THE PROMISES YOU KEEP
AND FORGETFUL OF THE PROMISES
YOU DON'T.
JUSTUS: I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
JERRY: HELENA CASSADINE HAS
QUITE A REPUTATION, THE LITTLE
I COULD FIND OUT ABOUT IT.
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE DISCUSSING IT
BECAUSE THE ONES THAT DO END
UP DEAD.
ARE YOU SURE THIS LITTLE
ADVENTURE IS WORTH THE TROUBLE?
JAX: ARE YOU SAYING IT ISN'T?
JERRY: PROCEED WITH EXTREME
CAUTION.
JAX: LOOK, MONTE CARLO WAS
A VACATION.
THIS IS WHAT I DO, JERRY.
I'M A PLAYER.
NOW, THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST
GAME YET.
NOW, I'D HATE TO DO WITHOUT YOU,
BUT IF YOU DECIDE TO WALK,
YOU WON'T BE HEARING
MY FOOTSTEPS BEHIND YOU.
JERRY: WELL, THEN I'D BETTER
STICK AROUND.
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO WATCH
YOUR BACK.
BUT BE CAREFUL.
HELENA CASSADINE HAS GROWN OLD
WATCHING THE REST OF THE WORLD
UNDERESTIMATE HER.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
BOBBIE: MONICA, HI.
I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD.
WHOO.
YOU LOOK READY TO KILL SOMEONE.
MONICA: THE THOUGHT HAS
CROSSED MY MIND.
BOBBIE: WHY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
MONICA: I JUST LEFT ALAN
FRESH FROM YOUR NEW
MANAGER'S BED.
BOBBIE: TAMMY?
NO WAY.
ARE YOU SURE?
MONICA: I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU TO FIRE HER, BUT YOU CAN'T
VERY WELL GIVE SOMEONE HELL JUST
FOR SLEEPING WITH THE WRONG MAN.
BOBBIE: OH, MONICA.
ARE YOU POSITIVE ABOUT THIS?
MONICA: I'VE CAUGHT ALAN
ENOUGH TO KNOW INFIDELITY WHEN
I SEE IT.
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID
TO THINK I WAS GOING TO ASK HIM
TO COME BACK TO THE HOUSE?
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST THANK HIM
FOR GIVING ME A DOSE OF REALITY.
OH, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
TO YOU.
IF YOU WANT MY HUSBAND, YOU CAN
HAVE HIM.
I CAN'T THINK OF A WORSE
PUNISHMENT.
TAMMY: MONICA, YOU HAVE GOT
THIS ALL WRONG.
MONICA: OH, NO.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS,
I THINK I'VE FINALLY GOT
IT RIGHT.
TAMMY: BOBBIE, ALAN CAME HERE
LAST NIGHT EXHAUSTED
FROM THE CLINIC.
HE FELL ASLEEP ON MY COUCH,
SO I LET HIM SPEND THE NIGHT.
WE DID NOT SLEEP TOGETHER.
BOBBIE: WELL, I BELIEVE YOU,
BUT NOW WE HAVE TO CONVINCE
MONICA.
THE CREST EXTENDER,
WITH GENTLE EXTENDER FIBERS...
TO CLEAN DEEP BETWEEN TEETH.
THE CREST EXTENDER.
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HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER.
- BETTER ? AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ?
- BETTER.
BUTTER.
BETTER.
LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT.
JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMM. YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER.
BUTTER !
THE FLAVOR
SAYS--
BUTTER.
IT'S A TOUGH WORLD...
NOW THERE'S ONE EXCITING CAR...
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IT'S THE MOST SOLID
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NEW...
BOTH OF THESE CONTAINERS
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ONE OF THEM
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NEW...
IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HOW LONG
THEY'VE BEEN IN THE FRIDGE,
JUST REMEMBER,
ONE IS AFFORDABLE ENOUGH
TO THROW AWAY.
TAMMY: DO YOU THINK THIS IS
GOING TO WORK?
BOBBIE: WELL, IT SHOULD.
ALAN AND MONICA HAVE BEEN
CHEATING ON EACH OTHER AS LONG
AS I HAVE KNOWN THEM.
IT'S HOW THEY KEEP EACH OTHER
INTERESTED.
TAMMY: IF YOU SAY SO.
BOBBIE: AND THEY ALWAYS COME
BACK TOGETHER.
BUT THIS TIME, I THINK THEY NEED
A LITTLE PUSH.
TAMMY: OK.
BUT YOU GO FIRST.
BOBBIE: DR. QUARTERMAINE,
PLEASE.
HI, MONICA, IT'S ME.
LISTEN, LUKE CAME BY KELLY'S,
AND HE INSISTED ON DOING SOME
OF THE COOKING.
NO, THE CUSTOMERS ARE STILL
HERE, BUT HE ENDED UP
WITH A PRETTY NASTY BURN,
AND HE WON'T GO TO THE
EMERGENCY ROOM.
NOW, NORMALLY I'D TAKE CARE
OF IT, BUT IT'S PRETTY BAD.
I THINK WE NEED A DOCTOR.
WOULD YOU?
OH, THANKS, HONEY.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
YOUR TURN.
TONY: HI, ALAN.
ALAN: MORNING, TONY.
TONY: WELL, THAT LACKED
A CERTAIN CONVICTION.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
ALAN: NO, NOT REALLY.
I SPENT THE NIGHT WITH TAMMY.
SHE LET ME CRASH ON HER SOFA
AFTER A LONG STINT AT
THE CLINIC.
AND THIS MORNING MONICA TRACKED
ME DOWN.
TONY: OH, I THINK I CAN
FINISH IT FROM THERE.
SO, HOW LONG ARE YOU
IN THE DOGHOUSE THIS TIME?
ALAN: PROBABLY THE REST
OF MY NATURAL LIFE.
YOU FIND THAT AMUSING, HUH?
TONY: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
YOUR MARRIAGE HAS HAD MORE FINAL
TOURS THAN "CATS."
IF IT WERE UP TO YOU,
WOULD YOU WASH YOUR HANDS
OF MONICA?
ALAN: THAT'D BE LIKE TRYING
TO WASH MY HANDS OF
LAKE ONTARIO.
SHE WOULD STILL BE THERE WHETHER
I LIKE IT OR NOT.
TONY: MY POINT EXACTLY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
ALAN: HELLO.
TAMMY: HEY, IT'S ME.
ALAN: TAMMY?
OH, DON'T TELL ME THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG.
IS MONICA GIVING YOU TROUBLE
AGAIN?
TAMMY: OH, NO.
BUT RIGHT AFTER YOU LEFT,
I TWISTED MY ANKLE.
OH, IT'S SWOLLEN UP JUST LIKE
A BASEBALL.
I HATE TO BOTHER YOU, BUT --
ALAN: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
TAMMY: THANKS, ALAN.
HE'S ON HIS WAY.
ALAN: IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING
SERIOUS.
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK HER OUT.
TONY: ALAN, IF MONICA THINKS
THAT YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR,
THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS TO BE
SEEN GOING UP TO TAMMY'S
APARTMENT.
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE CARE
OF IT.
EDWARD: SO, HOW DID IT GO?
A.J.: WONDERFUL.
MICHAEL FELL ASLEEP IN THE CAR.
EDWARD: WHAT ABOUT THE REST
OF THE TIME?
HOW DID MICHAEL BEHAVE
WITH JASON?
A.J.: JUST LIKE THEY WERE
FATHER AND SON, OF COURSE.
MICHAEL STOPPED CRYING AS SOON
AS HE SAW JASON, HAD A GREAT
TIME IN HIS ARMS.
EDWARD: WELL, SURELY THAT
OVERPAID WITCH DOCTOR
UNDERSTANDS THAT YOU'VE BEEN
KEPT AWAY FROM YOUR SON
FOR MONTHS.
A.J.: GRANDFATHER,
DR. SMITHSON'S AWARE
OF THE DAILS.
THOSE ARE JUST FACTS
IN THE FILE.
JASON MAKES MY SON SMILE.
EDWARD: WELL, SO DOES A SHINY
OBJECT, BUT THAT'S NO REASON
TO CANCEL YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS.
A.J.: I'D REALLY LIKE
TO BELIEVE THAT, BUT I SAW
THE LOOK ON THE DOCTOR'S FACE,
JUST LIKE I SAW THE WAY MICHAEL
WAS HOLDING ON TO JASON THE WAY
HE'S NEVER HELD ON TO ME
AND MAYBE HE NEVER WILL.
EDWARD: ALL IN GOOD TIME.
A.J.: ONLY IF I GET THE TIME.
JASON: JOHNNY SAID TAGGERT
WAS HERE.
WHAT'D HE WANT?
SONNY: AH.
SAME AS ALWAYS, YOU KNOW.
LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO ARREST
ME OR TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
JASON: WELL, YOU'RE HERE,
HE ISN'T.
I GUESS IT DIDN'T WORK.
SONNY: HE CAME CLOSER THAN
HE'LL EVER KNOW.
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
HE FIGURED OUT THAT WE WERE
BEHIND THE TIP TO THE PCPD.
JASON: AW, COME ON, MAN.
HE HAS NO PROOF.
AND WHAT DOES TAGGERT CARE THAT
WE WERE HELPING THE COPS NOW?
SONNY: BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY,
AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
HIM ANYMORE.
UM --
HOW'D IT GO WITH MICHAEL?
JASON: IT WAS GOOD
TO SEE HIM.
SONNY: I BET.
JASON: YEAH.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER
IF THE SHRINK DIDN'T ASK ME
SO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS.
SONNY: YOU PLAYED IT RIGHT?
YOU DIDN'T FREEZE HER OUT --
JASON: YEAH. NO, NO.
I ANSWERED EVERYTHING AND THEN
TRIED TO MAKE MICHAEL HAVE
THE BEST TIME THAT HE COULD.
THAT WAS IT.
AND I HAD TO GIVE HIM TO A.J.
SONNY: OH, MAN.
JASON: AND MICHAEL DIDN'T
KNOW WHY I WASN'T COMING
WITH HIM.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
O.K., CHARLIE,
TIME FOR BED.
I'M NOT KIDDING,
MISTER.
CHARLES, I'M REALLY
NOT KIDDING.
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IS THE MOST
ACCURATE IN AMERICA,
SO YOU CAN ALSO BAKE
AND BROIL LIKE A GOURMET.
IT'S SO VERSATILE,
YOU COULD GET CARRIED AWAY.
UH, DAD?
I USUALLY JUST HAVE
CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST.
GO, GO, DADDY
THE INCREDIBLE
PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE.
ONLY FROM GE.
ONCE UPON A STARRY NIGHT,
I HAD A BULKY DIAPER
THAT DIDN'T FIT RIGHT.
JUST THEN, SOMETHING NEW,
LIKE OUT OF A DREAM.
A NEW, BETTER FITTING
HUGGIES SUPREME.
A NARROWER MIDDLE,
A NEW CONTOUR.
FORM-FITTING LEG ELASTICS
AND WHAT'S MORE,
A CONCENTRATED ABSORBENT CORE.
AND A FIT TO STOP LEAKS
LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
FOR FLEXIBILITY,
HUGGIES IS VIRTUALLY UNMATCHED.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
ALAN: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
FELICIA: SOMETIMES A MARRIAGE
CAN'T BE SAVED
NO MATTER HOW MUCH EFFORT
YOU PUT INTO IT.
TAGGERT: THE CHANCES
OF YOU LIVING OUT YOUR NEW TERM
ARE SLIM TO NONE.

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