GH Transcript Friday 3/12/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Friday 3/12/99

Provided by Laura

STEFAN: THE GALA PROMISES
TO BE QUITE AN EVENT.
LAURA: YES, I'LL GO.
NIKOLAS: WE CAN HOLD
ON TO OUR POWER THROUGH
COMPROMISE.
HELENA: AH, THAT'S
AN ATTRACTIVE CONCEPT.
A.J.: GRANDMOTHER, I'M ONLY
TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT
FOR MY SON.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?
LILA: NONE THAT YOU WANT
TO HEAR.
JASON: DON'T EVER USE
MICHAEL'S PAIN TO GET WHAT
YOU WANT.

MONICA: THANKS.
EDWARD: IT'S LATE.
YOU SHOULD LEAVE FOR SCHOOL.
EMILY: WHY, SO YOU CAN FIRE
LETICIA?
EDWARD: LYDIA WILL BE GOING
WHETHER YOU'RE HERE OR NOT.
BESIDES, THAT GIRL IS NO NANNY.
SHE'S NOTHING BUT --
MONICA: SHE'S A SAINT,
EDWARD.
SHE WAS UP ALL NIGHT WITH THAT
CHILD.
EDWARD: OH, SURE.
THAT'S WHAT SHE TELLS YOU.
MONICA: WHAT, DO YOU THINK
SHE JUST PUT EARPLUGS
IN AND SLEPT ALL NIGHT?
EDWARD: I CAN'T THINK OF ANY
OTHER REASON THAT SHE WOULD LET
A CHILD CRY FOR THREE NIGHTS
STRAIGHT.
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK SHE'S
DEAF.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
SHE HAD MICHAEL ALMOST ASLEEP,
A.J. WOULD WALK IN, AND MICHAEL
WOULD START SCREAMING AGAIN.
I'M NEVER GOING TO FORGIVE --
EDWARD: OH, HERE WE GO.
THE FORGIVENESS.
THE WHOLE --
EMILY: HE NEEDS HIS FATHER.
MONICA: THIS IS CRUEL
AND INHUMANE, EDWARD.
EDWARD: HE'S QUIET NOW,
AND THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE HE HAS
THAT APPOINTMENT THIS MORNING.
A.J.: HALF AN HOUR
AND COUNTING.
EDWARD: GOOD.
A.J.: YEAH.
CARLY: MORNING.
A.J.: OH, YOU'RE A LIFE
SAVER.
EDWARD: MORNING.
A.J.: THANK YOU.
CARLY: REGGIE, CAN YOU DO ME
A FAVOR?
REGINALD: WHAT'S THAT?
CARLY: CAN YOU SCARE UP
A THERMOS?
REGINALD: ONE COFFEE TO GO.
CARLY: THANKS.
A.J.: CARLY AND I HAVE
TO LEAVE IN A FEW MINUTES
FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH
THE COURT PSYCHIATRIST.
THE CAR RIDE SHOULD KEEP MICHAEL
ASLEEP.
WITH ANY LUCK, HE'LL STAY ASLEEP
THROUGH THE ENTIRE SESSION,
RIGHT?
CARLY: LET'S HOPE.
A.J.: YEAH.
EMILY: UGH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
SONNY: I JUST RAIDED
YOUR FREEZER FOR SOME
OF OUR FANTASTIC COFFEE BEANS.
WANT SOME?
JASON: NO.
SONNY: YOU BEEN OUT ALL
NIGHT?
JASON: I DID SOME WORK.
THIS TIME IT PAID OFF.
I THINK I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET
MORENO.
LUKE: HEY.
TAMMY: HEY.
LUKE: MOVING DAY.
PUT DOWN YOUR STUFF AND I'LL
HELP YOU WITH THE REST OF IT.
TAMMY: NO, THIS IS IT.
LUKE: MAN, EVEN I DON'T
TRAVEL THAT LIGHT.
TAMMY: WELL, WHAT CAN I TELL
YOU.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
A COURTLAND STREET WARDROBE THAT
DOESN'T QUITE FLY AT KELLY'S.
AFTER I WENT THROUGH EVERYTHING,
THIS WAS ALL THAT WAS LEFT...............................................................................
TAMMY: NO -- HE'S KIDDING.
KIDDING.
LUKE: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
PLACES IN THE WORLD WHERE PEOPLE
LINE UP TO DIE FOR MY FRIJOLES
AND COFFEE.
TAMMY: BUT NOT HERE.
NO ONE'S DYING HERE,
RIGHT, BOSS?
MY GOD, I CAN'T LEAVE THIS PLACE
ALONE FOR A SECOND.
DID YOU MAKE THIS?
LUKE: NO, I DIDN'T MAKE IT.
LOOK, WHAT I MEANT --
TAMMY: SMELLS FINE.
LUKE: OK, GOOD.
WHAT I MEANT BY COOKING IS THAT
I CRANK THE HEAT WAY UP UPSTAIRS
SO THAT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GOT
HERE AND YOU UNPACKED
YOU WOULDN'T TURN INTO
A POPSICLE.
SO IF YOU WANT TO GO DO THAT,
I WILL TAKE CARE OF THESE
YELLOW-BELLIED, TASTEBUD-LESS
CUSTOMERS WHO CAME IN HERE
FOR BREAKFAST -- BLAND.
TAMMY: NO. ACTUALLY,
IT'S BETTER WHEN THE CUSTOMERS
STAY.
I WILL UNPACK LATER.
LUKE: YOU KNOW, I'LL HAVE
YOU KNOW THAT IN SOUTH AMERICA
THEY'VE WRITTEN SONGS ABOUT
MY CULINARY SKILLS.
TAMMY: I DON'T DOUBT THAT.
LUKE: JEEZ.
ALEXIS: AHA.
JAX: THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
ALEXIS: WATCH THE MASTER
AT WORK.
LUKE: WELL, LOOK WHO'S
HERE -- NATASHA AND LURCH.
ALEXIS: DID YOU MISS ME?
LUKE: MISS YOU?
YES, I MISSED YOU.
AND I ALSO LIKE MY ROOT CANALS
WITHOUT NOVOCAIN.
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WERE IN,
YOU KNOW, SOME CLUB MED
SOMEWHERE PLAYING WHO'S GOT
THE WOMBAT.
DID YOU BRING ME A T-SHIRT
OR ICE CREAM CONE OR HELENA'S
HEAD ON A STICK OR ANYTHING?
ALEXIS: I BROUGHT
YOU A QUESTION.
LUKE: A QUESTION.
HOW'S GOMEZ?
GARDENER: WAS IST LOS,
MEINE SHOENE
HELENA: WHERE IS HE?
GARDENER: HE'S NOT HERE,
BUT HE SHOULD RETURN THIS
EVENING.
HELENA: TELL HIM I'LL BE
BACK, AND I EXPECT A REPORT THAT
HIS WORK IS COMPLETE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
NIKOLAS: ONE SECOND.
NIKOLAS: HI.
LAURA: HI.
NIKOLAS: COME ON IN.
LAURA: OH, WOW.
OH, I LOVE IT.
IT'S EVERYTHING YOU SAID IT
WOULD BE AND MORE.
WANT TO TRADE?
NIKOLAS: SORRY IF IT STILL
SMELLS LIKE PAINT.
LAURA: NO, IT DOESN'T.
NOT AT ALL.
OH, WOW.
LOOK AT THAT LIGHT.
OH, AND THE TREES AS YOU'RE
DRIVING UP, IN A COUPLE
OF WEEKS, THEY'RE GOING TO BE
IN FULL BUD.
IT'S GOING TO BE GORGEOUS.
NIKOLAS: WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU APPROVE.
AT LEAST ONE OF MY PARENTS IS
ON MY SIDE.
LAURA: THE OTHER ONE MAY COME
AROUND.
NIKOLAS: A GOOD WORD WOULD
HELP, YOU KNOW?
LAURA: OK.
I'M SEEING HIM TONIGHT.
NIKOLAS: YEAH?
LAURA: YEAH.
STEFAN IS TAKING ME
TO THE OPERA.
NIKOLAS: OOH. OPENING NIGHT.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN'
AHH
BOUNCE GIVES CLOTHES,
LINENS AND TOWELS...
A FRESHNESS
YOU CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE.
AND JUST SMILE
IN FACT, YOU MIGHT FIND THAT
ADDING A LITTLE BOUNCE
TO YOUR MORNING...
PUTS A LITTLE BOUNCE
IN YOUR STEP.
AND BECAUSE BOUNCE HAS
TIME-RELEASED FRESHNESS,
YOU CAN COUNT ON FRESH DAYS
DAY AFTER DAY.
SO PUT A LITTLE BOUNCE
IN YOUR MORNING AND HAVE--
A BEAUTIFUL MORNIN'
[ Screen Shattering ]
GO AHEAD, THROW IT.
I DESERVE IT.
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR CALLING
METRO CABLEVISION.
ALL OUR REPRESENTATIVES
ARE SERVING OTHER CUSTOMERS.
GONNA BE A LITTLE WHILE ?
GRAB SOME SNICKERS MINIS,
'CAUSE NOTHING HANDLES
YOUR HUNGER BETTER.
A LITTLE HUNGRY ?
WHY WAIT ?
WE LOOK FORWARD
TO SERVING YOUR CABLE NEEDS.
Httc
NESTLE TREASURES.
CHOCOLATE WITH
A PEANUT BUTTERY FILLING.
THEY'RE NEW. AND THEY'RE
DEFINITELY "WOMEN'S DOMAIN."
'CUZ IF GUYS WANT
TO FIND THEM IN THE STORE,
THEY'LL HAVE TO ASK
FOR DIRECTIONS.
NEW NESTLE TREASURES.
LAURA: WIPE THAT SILLY GRIN
OFF YOUR FACE.
NIKOLAS: WHAT?
LAURA: OH, BOY.
THIS IS REALLY CRAZY, ISN'T IT?
WHAT AM I DOING?
NIKOLAS: I THINK IT'S GREAT.
I MEAN, IT'S ABOUT TIME
MY PARENTS WENT OUT ON A DATE --
AN OFFICIAL ONE, IN THE PUBLIC,
WHILE ALL THE SOCIETY CAMERAS
ARE POISED.
LAURA: OH, PLEASE.
LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.
NIKOLAS: FINALLY WORE
YOU DOWN, HUH?
LAURA: I THINK HE'S BEEN VERY
PATIENT.
NIKOLAS: WELL, HIS PATIENCE
CAN WEAR DOWN MT. EVEREST.
LAURA: HMM.
OH, STOP GRINNING AND --
NIKOLAS: WHAT?
LAURA: OPEN UP YOUR
HOUSEWARMING GIFT, ALL RIG?
HERE, THIS ONE'S FROM ME.
NIKOLAS: OK.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LAURA: LIKE IT?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LAURA: AND THIS IS
FROM FOSTER.
NIKOLAS: FOSTER.
LAURA: AND THIS IS
FROM LESLEY LU.
NIKOLAS: OH.
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
LAURA: ISN'T THAT CUTE?
NIKOLAS: YES.
THIS IS PERFECT.
THANK YOU.
LAURA: YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE
ALREADY, DID YOU?
NIKOLAS: NO.
NO, BUT I AM GOING TO USE THIS
AGAINST YOU.
I'M GOING TO TELL MY FATHER THAT
YOU WERE SO SUPPORTED
AND YOU WERE HELPING ME SET UP
MY HOUSE.
LAURA: WELL, DO ME A FAVOR
AND WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW,
WOULD YOU?
BECAUSE THEN ALL THE SOCIETY
PAGES WILL BE YAPPING THAT
WE SEEM A LITTLE MIFFED
WITH EACH OTHER.
NIKOLAS: THIS IS GREAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LAURA: YOU'RE WELCOME.
NIKOLAS?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LAURA: ABOUT HELENA --
NIKOLAS: I'M NOT GOING
TO LIVE MY LIFE IN FEAR
OF HER ANYMORE.
SO TO THAT END, I DID SOMETHING
DIFFERENT.
I SUGGESTED THAT IT WOULD BE
BETTER IF THE TWO OF US WORKED
TOGETHER RATHER THAN AGAINST
EACH OTHER.
LAURA: ON WHAT?
NIKOLAS: PROTECTING
THE ESTATE.
LAURA: OH.
DOES STEFAN KNOW THAT YOU DID
THAT?
NIKOLAS: WELL, BETWEEN
THE PEOPLE THAT HE HAS FOLLOWING
HELENA AND THE PEOPLE HE HAS
FOLLOWING ME, PROBABLY.
LAURA: NIKOLAS, YOU HAVE
TO TELL HIM.
NIKOLAS: I KNOW.
I WILL.
LAURA: WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
BUT, NIKOLAS, PLEASE,
BE CAREFUL, WILL YOU?
NIKOLAS: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, TOO.
LAURA: OH?
NIKOLAS: NOW, YOU MAY HAVE
SEEN THESE BEFORE.
THEY'VE BEEN IN THE FAMILY
FOR YEARS.
LAURA: NO, I HAVEN'T.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
OH, NIKOLAS, THIS HAS TO BE
A LOAN, NOT A GIFT.
NIKOLAS: NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
SEE, IF THIS WERE A LOAN,
THEN I MIGHT END UP BEING
DRAGGED BACK TO THE OPERA,
WHICH YOU MAY ENJOY.
BUT THE LAST TIME I WENT, I WAS
SO BORED THAT I HAD A NEAR-DEATH
EXPERIENCE.
LAURA: STOP.
NIKOLAS: NO, I SWEAR.
I SAW THE WHITE LIGHT
AND EVERYTHING.
LAURA: NIKOLAS.
NIKOLAS: PLEASE, JUST ACCEPT
THEM.
THEN YOU CAN COUNT HOW MANY
PEOPLE ARE SNORING IN
THE AUDIENCE.
WAIT, WAIT.
YOU'RE SEEING --
IS IT "CARMEN," RIGHT?
LAURA: MM-HMM.
NIKOLAS: THAT ONE HAS GOOD
SWORDPLAY SO --
LAURA: THANK YOU.
THAT'S -- THAT'S VERY SWEET
OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, PLEASE, CALL ME
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, I WILL.
I WILL.
AND THANKS FOR THE COFFEMAKER.
IT'S GREAT.
LAURA: OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
NIKOLAS: HERE YOU GO.
GOOD-BYE.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT.
LUKE: AND YOU WANT ME TO TELL
YOU IF HELENA WANTED TO WHACK
SOMEBODY, HOW SHE'D DO IT?
ALEXIS: IN GREECE.
WHO WOULD SHE HIRE?
LUKE: IT DEPENDS.
WHAT ARE THE DETAILS?
ALEXIS: HELENA'S TRYING
TO PULL SOMETHING, AND I DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT IS.
NOW, SHE HAS A CONNECTION
TO THE DOCTOR THAT DELIVERED
NIKOLAS.
THAT MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS.
I WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S
GOING ON.
SO I CALL HIM UP.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.
SO WE FLY TO ATHENS.
AND ON THE JET I CALL HIM,
NEGLECTING TO TELL HIM THAT
WE ARE AN HOUR AWAY, AND HE'S
GOING TO HAVE GUESTS.
LUKE: NOW, HOLD IT, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT.
DON'T TELL ME ANY MORE.
YOU GET THERE AND RIGOR MORTIS
IS IN THE WAITING ROOM.
ALEXIS: DEADER THAN
A DOORNAIL.
LUKE: WAS HE TWITCHING WHEN
HE WAS, YOU KNOW, ON THE PHONE?
ALEXIS: HE SAID HE DIDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO TELL ME,
AND HE HUNG UP.
LUKE: OK.
WAS HE ALONE WHEN YOU FOUND HIM?
JAX: HIS SECRETARY WAS
IN THE OUTER OFFICE,
BUT SHE DIDN'T SEE OR HEAR
ANYTHING.
ALEXIS: CORONER SAID IT WAS
A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.
LUKE: AND THE AUTOPSY WAS
DONE OVERNIGHT, AND THERE WAS
NO EVIDENCE OF A STRUGGLE,
NO EVIDENCE OF ANY FOUL PLAY,
NO EVIDENCE AT ALL.
ALEXIS: SO WE GO BACK THERE
THE NEXT DAY, AND THE WHOLE
PLACE IS CLEANED OUT.
HE CALLS THE POLICE INSPECTOR,
AND HE SAYS, "UNLIKE AMERICA,
WE DO THINGS AT A MUCH FASTER
PACE HERE.
AND, OH, BY THE WAY,
WOULD YOU LIKE US TO ESCORT
YOU TO THE AIRPORT?"
LUKE: WELL, THAT'S HOW
THEY TREAT ME.
JAX: CONCERNING WHO HELENA
MIGHT HAVE HIRED, CAN YOU HELP
US OUT WITH A NAME OR NOR?
LUKE: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THESE
THINGS?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHO DID IT
AND -- WAIT A MINUTE.
THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU MIGHT
BE INTERESTED WOULD BE THAT
PERHAPS THIS FELLOW HAS
SOMETHING OF YOURS?
HE'S GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT?
HEY, DON'T WALK AWAY.
WE'RE JUST GETTING TO
THE IMPORTANT PART HERE.
ALEXIS: OK.
RIGHT AFTER WE FOUND
DR. LASTIRIS, HE DISTRACTED
THE SECRETARY, I WENT BACK
IN THERE.
I SNOOPED AROUND, AND I FOUND
A FOLDER IN A VERY OBSCURE
PLACE.
BUT THE POLICE CAME SO I HAD
TO LEAVE IT.
LUKE: AND IT DISAPPEARED.
DID THE COPS TAKE IT WITH THEM?
ALEXIS: MAYBE.
JAX: MORE LIKELY, OUR ARRIVAL
INTERRUPTED WHOEVER KILLED
LASTIRIS.
THEY DIDN'T FIND THE FILE
IN TIME.
THEY CAME BACK THAT NIGHT
TO GET IT.
LUKE: WHAT'S IN THE FOLDER?
ALEXIS: I COULDN'T SEE FAST
ENOUGH.
I JUST SAW THE LABEL.
AND IT SAID "NIKOLAS CASSADINE,"
SO IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH MY INHERITANCE.
I WANT THAT FILE.
LUKE: WELL, OK.
HERE'S THE WAY I SEE IT.
YOU'RE DREAMING.
HELENA SAW YOU COMING.
AND PROBABLY THAT PHONE CALL
YOU MADE FROM THE JET
TO THE DOCTOR SIGNED HIS DEATH
WARRANT.
ALEXIS: DO YOU THINK SHE HAS
THE FILE?
LUKE: WELL, THAT BRINGS US TO
THE MOST INTERESTING QUESTION --
WHAT'S IN IT?
CARLY: I DO NOT NEED
YOUR HELP UNDERSTANDING MY SON.
EMILY: OBVIOUSLY YOU DO
IF YOU THINK THAT MICHAEL IS
GOING TO SLEEP THROUGH SOME
MEETING WITH YOU TWO AND ANOTHER
STRANGER.
NED: OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THE SHRINK APPOINTMENT.
EDWARD: NED --
NED: GRANDFATHER --
NOW, COME ON, EM.
HAPPY BABIES LOVE TO SLEEP.
AND SO WHAT IF LITTLE MICHAEL
WAKES UP?
HE'LL JUST SIT ON HIS NEW
DADDY'S LAP AND GIGGLE.
IT ONLY SOUNDS LIKE SHRIEKING.
YOU SHOULD EXPLAIN THAT
TO THE DOCTOR, BY THE WAY.
A.J.: WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYING?
THOSE WHO CAN'T, TEACH.
EDWARD: THERE IS NO PLACE
FOR SARCASM IN THIS HOUSE.
EMILY: OH, COME ON.
ONCE YOU GET PAST THE SARCASM,
YOU'LL BE RIGHT OUT THE BACK
DOOR.
MICHAEL IS MISERABLE -- EVER
SINCE YOU FORCED JASON TO BRING
HIM HERE.
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO FOOL
SOME SHRINK?
GET REAL.
IT'S GOING TO TAKE HER ALL
OF TWO MINUTES TO REALIZE WHY
GOD BROUGHT JASON INTO THIS
PICTURE --
BECAUSE MICHAEL NEEDS SOMEONE
AROUND HIM WITH AN HONEST,
SINCERE CLUE.
CARLY: EXCUSE ME, LITTLE MISS
"GET REAL, KNOW IT ALL."
I DO LOVE MY BOY.
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT,
EMILY, WHY DON'T YOU ASK JASON.
MONICA: LOOK, EMILY,
IT IS NOT A.J.'S FAULT THAT
MICHAEL DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
EDWARD: YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT
COMES OF ALLOWING HER TO SPEND
SO MUCH TIME WITH THAT HOODLUM.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE HAD IT
WITH YOUR LITTLE ATTITUDE.
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU PRINCESS
OF THE --
MONICA: BACK OFF, CARLY.
EDWARD: I THINK IT'S BETTER,
CARLY, IF WE JUST --
CARLY: FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
A.J. AND I LOVE MICHAEL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, IT DOESN'T
HURT ME TO HEAR HIM CRYING?
EMILY: I'M OUT OF HERE.
CARLY: I'M SORRY.
I'M REALLY -- I'M SORRY.
I -- I HAVEN'T SLEPT.
I HAVEN'T HAD -- AND I -- SHE'S
NOT MAD AT YOU, A.J., SHE'S MAD
AT ME --
A.J.: NO, NO, NO.
STOP, STOP, STOP --
CARLY: I DID THIS.
THIS IS --
A.J.: CARLY, CARLY, COME ON.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S OK. THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, IF MICHAEL DOES CRY
AT THIS APPOINTMENT, IT'S OK.
IT'LL JUST SHOW THE PSYCHIATRIST
WHAT JASON HAS DONE.
NED: THAT'S A GOOD WAY
TO SPIN IT.
EDWARD: NED, YOU'RE BEGINNING
TO REMIND ME OF TRACY!
A.J.: DON'T WORRY.
EDWARD: NOW, HERE, WHY DON'T
YOU TWO JUST GO COLLECT MICHAEL
AND GO TO YOUR APPOINTMENT?
A.J.: GOOD IDEA.
ARE YOU READY?
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: OK.
LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S STILL
SLEEPING.
MAYBE HE'S FINALLY TURNED
THE CORNER.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: NED --
JASON: NOW, LOOK,
WHEN THE CUSTODY JUDGE THINKS
OF ME, SONNY, HE THINKS MORENO,
HE THINKS THE WAREHOUSE FIRE,
AND HE THINKS EVERY OTHER THING
THAT EVERYONE BELIEVES.
HE THINKS I'M ALWAYS GOING
TO GET KILLED SO IT'S DANGEROUS
FOR MICHAEL TO BE IN MY LIFE,
AND I'M OUT.
I HAVE TO CHANGE THAT.BUT, SEE, HE CAN'T SEPARATE
YOU OR ME OR THE WAY WE DO
BUSINESS FROM MORENO, AND I HAVE
TO DO IT FOR HIM.
SONNY: BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT
FOR HIM.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.
JASON: I CAN DO IT FOR HIM.
I'M GOING TO MAKE MORENO WISH
THAT HE'D STUCK TO OUR
AGREEMENT.
I'M GOING TO SEND SO MUCH AT HIM
THAT HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO GO
UNDERGROUND TO SAVE HIS NECK --
NOT FROM ME, FROM EVERYBODY
ELSE.
SONNY: BY PLUGGING UP
HIS DRUG PIPELINE, BY SETTING UP
AMBUSHES?
YOU DO THAT, WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN?
THE COPS ARE GOING TO COME AFTER
YOU.
JASON: I'M GOING TO STAY --
I'M SAYING CLEAN.
I SAID I WILL.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
JASON: MORENO'S EXPECTING
A MAJOR DRUG SHIPMENT NEXT WEEK.
NOW, THERE'S A MEETING TONIGHT
ON THE DOCKS THAT HAS, YOU KNOW,
ALL THE DETAILS -- THE WHERE,
THE WHEN, ALL THAT.
SONNY: THAT MEANS WE GOT
TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL
AT THE MEETING.
I'LL GO AHEAD AND SEND FRANCIS.
JASON: NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M GOING.
SONNY: THE HELL YOU ARE.
[ Announcer ]
WITH LITTLE HELPERS,
YOU'VE GOT BIG MESSES.
TRY...
WITH SPONGELIKE DURABILITY.
ORDINARY PAPER TOWELS TEAR.
SPONGES CAN SPREAD GERMS
FROM PREVIOUS USES.
BUT RINSE AND REUSE CAN HANDLE
THE TOUGHEST JOBS.
ONE SHEET IS DURABLE ENOUGH
TO RINSE, WRING AND REOPEN.
IT WORKS TILL THE JOB'S DONE.
THEN THROW THE MESS AWAY !
BOUNTY RINSE AND REUSE.
THERE IT GOES AGAIN !
- IT'S ALL ABOUT CRUNCH
AND SQUARES, BASICALLY.
- SQUARES !
WE'RE SQUARE PEOPLE.
WELL--
THE SQUARES GO "CRUNCH."
[ Crunches ]
- [ Crunches ]
- [ Crunches ]
- SQUARES MAKE A GOOD CRUNCH.
IT'S THE CHEXPLOSION
OF MILK AND CRUNCH
YOU ONLY GET FROM CHEX.
- [ Mimics Explosion ]
- [ Mimics Explosion ]
- [ Hoots ]
- FLAKES CAN'T DO THAT.
- FLAKES DON'T HAVE SQUARES.
THE CRUNCH DELIVERS THE MILK.
DING DONG !
MILK IS HERE !
-[ Laughing ]
-HAVE YOU HAD THE CHEXPERIENCE ?
-IT'S GOOD !
YOU WANT INCREDIBLE COLOR...BUT YOU ALSO WANT
INCREDIBLE HAIR.
COLOR THAT LASTS
AND COLOR THAT'S GENTLE.
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
IT'S HYDRIENCE.
INCREDIBLE COLOR
THAT'S INCREDIBLY GENTLE.
ITS UNIQUE
WATER-BASED COLOR CREME
HYDRATES YOUR HAIR
WITH LUXURIOUS,
MOISTURE-RICH COLOR
THAT LASTS AND LASTS.
BUT HYDRIENCE
WON'T SHOCK YOUR HAIR.
IT'S THE GENTLE, PERMANENT WAY
TO COLOR.
SO YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE...
BRUNETTE...
REDHEAD.
AND YOUR HAIR
IS SILKY AND SHINING.
INTRODUCE
YOUR HAIR
TO CLAIROL
HYDRIENCE.
ANOTHER STRONG ARGUMENT
FOR THE NEW STEEL.
FEEL THE STRENGTH.
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TONY: WHAT'S THIS?
TAMMY: TIME TO SEE IF THIS
CHICK CAN FLY.
TONY: ARE YOU LEAVING TOWN?
TAMMY: UH-UH.
JUST COURTLAND STREET.
I'M MOVING IN UPSTAIRS.
TONY: GOOD.
LUKE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M
NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE?
I HATE THAT.
I HATE THAT EXPRESSION,
BY THE WAY.
I HATE "SELF-ESTEEM" AND I HATE
IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "THE BOTTOM
LINE IS --"S YOUR POINT?
ALEXIS: I DON'T REMEMBER,
YOU GO ON SO LONG.
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO GET
MY SHARE OF THE INHERITANCE.
LUKE: OF COURSE I DO, BABE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
I'D BE HAPPY IF YOU WALKED AWAY
WITH THE WHOLE BUCKET
OF BAKLAVA.
ALEXIS: THEN TELL ME WHO
KILLED THE DOCTOR BECAUSE
HE KNOWS SOMETHING.
LUKE: HE DOESN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ANYMORE.
HE'S DEAD, OK?
AND HELENA'S GOT YOUR FILE.
JAX: YES, BUT HE'S A HIRED
GUN, WHICH MEANS IF SHE CAN BUY
HIM THEN SO COULD WE.
THESE MEN AREN'T EXACTLY LOYAL.
ALEXIS: I'M NOT GOING TO END
UP WITH ANYTHING UNLESS I STAY
AHEAD OF HELENA AND STEFAN.
I HAVE TO KNOW 10 TIMES MORE
THAN THEY DO.
LUKE: UH-HUH.
ALEXIS: WE'LL PAY.
LUKE: GEE.
WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
NO.
JAX: I THOUGHT SO.
LET'S GO.
ALEXIS: YOU DON'T THINK
HELENA WOULD HAVE DONE IT
HERSELF, DO YOU?
LUKE: WAS HIS THROAT SLIT?
WAS HE POISONED?
WERE HIS GUTS RIPPED OUT?
HELENA DIDN'T DO IT.
IF HELENA'S GOING TO DIRTY
HER OWN HANDS, SHE'S GOING
TO MAKE A POINT OF IT.
BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN
CLOSE, AND SHE KNOWS IT ABOUT
IT, SHE MAY MAKE A POINT OF IT.
SO WATCH YOUR THROAT.
AND, YOU, WATCH YOUR GUTS.
GUILT BY ASSOCIATION.
JAX: LUKE SPENCER ISN'T
THE ONLY AUTHORITY ON
MERCENARIES.
ALEXIS: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
JASON: I WANT TO DO THIS
BECAUSE I'M THE BEST PERSON
TO DO IT.
MORENO WILL NEVER KNOW I'M
THERE.
SONNY: THINK THIS THROUGH,
JASON.
WE WANT MORENO OUT OF
THE PICTURE SO YOU CAN GET
CUSTODY OF MICHAEL.
JASON: RIGHT.
SONNY: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE
TO LOOK LIKE FATHER OF THE YEAR.
JASON: THAT'S FINE.
BUT WE NEED THE DETAILS OF THIS
DRUG SHIPMENT TO GET RID
OF MORENO.
I'M NOT GOING TO GET CAUGHT.
SONNY: AND IF LUCK ISN'T
ON YOUR SIDE, YOU MAY NEVER SEE
MICHAEL AGAIN.
CAN YOU BACK UP FOR ONE SECOND?
WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE MORENO
TORCHED THE WAREHOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S FINE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS
AFTERNOON?
I WANT YOU TO GET ON THE PHONE,
SEE IF YOU CAN'T PIN DOWN WHO
DID THE WAREHOUSE.
THERE ARE TWO MORE NAMES ON THAT
LIST THAT AREN'T ACCOUNTED FOR.
CAN YOU DO THAT?
JASON: YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.
SONNY: OK, I'LL SEE YOU WHEN
I GET BACK.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
A.J.: OH.
I DON'T THINK HE'S ENJOYING
HIMSELF IN THERE.
CARLY: OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN
TO TAKE A 14-MONTH-OLD BABY
INTO A ROOM WITH A PERFECT
STRANGER.
OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO CRY.
HE WANTS HIS MOM AND DAD.
PSYCHIATRIST: MICHAEL IS
AN INTERESTING LITTLE BOY.
CARLY: IS HE OK?
PSYCHIATRIST: OH, YES.
HE'S IN THE PLAY AREA HURLING
TOYS ACROSS THE ROOM.
A.J.: SO WHAT'S NEXT?
PSYCHIATRIST: NOW I'D LIKE
TO SEE HIM INTERACT
WITH HIS PARENTS.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER.
- BETTER ? AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ?
- BETTER.
BUTTER.
BETTER.
LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT.
JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMM. YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER.
BUTTER !
THE FLAVOR
SAYS--
BUTTER.
HAS ANYONE SEEN DAVE?HEY, DAVE?
WHEN YOU GET WENDY'S
CHICKEN NUGGETS
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
DAVE?
THEY'RE SO GOOD
EVERYONE'LL WANT ONE.
DAVE? YOU IN THERE?
( hi'h-pitched voice ):
NO, NO ONE'S HERE.
WENDY'S 99-CENT
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
ALL WHITE MEAT
SO THEY TASTE GREAT.
DON'T FORGET THE NUGGETS.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION
TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES--
OKAY, CUNNINGHAMS.
WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NEXT ?
[ Chanting ]
TOWER OF TERROR !
TOWER OF TERROR !
THE WORLD SHOWCASE AT EPCOT,
COUSIN. WE COULD SHOP.
TOWER OF TERROR !
- SPLASH MOUNTAIN.
COOL, FRESH--
- TOWER OF TERROR !
THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS.
THAT'S HISTORICAL.
TOWER OF TERROR !
- CUNNINGHAMS, CUNNINGHAMS,
WE NEED TO STOP--
- TOWER OF TERROR !
[ All Chattering ]
[ Chattering Stops ]
THIS FAMILY'S NEXT STOP:
TOWER OF TERROR.
YEA !
CALL 1-407-W-DISNEY
AND MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.
- MAMA LULA, YOU GO, GIRL.
- [ All Screaming ]
>> DELAYS
LUKE: THIS PLACE IS GETTING
REALLY QUIET.
YOU KNOW, IT'S SAFE
FOR YOU TO TAKE A BREAK.
GO ON, PACK.
I'LL WATCH -- I WON'T EVEN,
YOU KNOW, POUR COFFEE
OR ANYTHING.
I'LL JUST TELL PEOPLE "HERE IT
IS, SERVE YOURSELF."
TAMMY: NO, I DON'T EVEN WANT
YOU POURING WATER.
LUKE: WHAT CAN I DO TO WATER?
TAMMY: I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO TAKE
A CHANCE.
LUKE: JEEZ.
TONY: I RAN INTO YOUR WIFE
THE OTHER DAY, AND I FILLED
HER IN ON LUCAS AND HOW MUCH
I WANT TO SEE HIM, AND SHE'S
AGREED TO BECOME A CHARACTER
WITNESS FOR ME.
AND I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD
KNOW SO THAT THIS DOESN'T COME
OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND CAUSE ANY
TROUBLE.
LUKE: TONY.
TONY: YEAH?
LUKE: YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW THAT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS A VERY BAD TOPIC FOR ME.
SO YOU MUST WANT TO CAUSE
TROUBLE.
TONY: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A FIGHT.
I SWEAR.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE PEACE.
NED: OH.
NED: I MISSED YOU.
ALEXIS: HOW MUCH?
NED: MORE THAN YOU MISSED ME.
ALEXIS: NOT SO.
NED: DID YOU BUMP INTO HELENA
OVER THERE?
ALEXIS: HMM, JUST
HER LEAVE-BEHINDS.
NED: WHAT ABOUT THE DOCTOR?
DID YOU GET EVERYTHING
YOU WANTED OUT OF HIM?
ALEXIS: HE WAS RATHER
TIGHT-LIPPED.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE DETAILS LATER.
NED: YOU OK?
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
NED: GOOD.
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MY PLACE.
ALEXIS: OK.
NED: WHERE WE'RE GOING TO
PULL THE SHADES --
ALEXIS: UH-HUH.
NED: TURN OFF THE LIGHTS --
ALEXIS: OK.
NED: LOCK THE DOORS --
ALEXIS: OH, GOOD.
NED: TURN OFF THE PHONE --
ALEXIS: NICE.
NED: START A FIRE --
ALEXIS: GOOD IDEA.
NED: AND THEN I'LL GATHER
SOME FIREWOOD, AND WE'LL START
ANOTHER ONE IN THE HEARTH.
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
NED: AM I FORGETTING
ANYTHING?
ALEXIS: THE MOON.
NED: OH, YES.
IT'LL PROBABLY BE A FULL ONE.
MY FAMILY'S ALREADY STARTING
TO GROW HAIR AND EARS AND FANGS
AND CLAWS.
ALEXIS: YEAH, WELL,
THAT EXPLAINS JASON'S TONE.
BUSINESS AS USUAL.
NED: UH-HUH.
JUNIOR AND CARLY ARE HAVING
THEIR FIRST SHRINK APPOINTMENT.
ALEXIS: THAT OUGHT TO BE
FASCINATING.
A.J.: HEY.
IS EVERYTHING OK?
CARLY: OH, YEAH.
THEY'RE GOING TO WAIT
IN THE CAR -- YOU KNOW.
POOR LITTLE BABY.
HE'S JUST PROBABLY GOING
TO SLEEP, I'M SURE.
PSYCHIATRIST: OH.
HAVE A SEAT.
MICHAEL SEEMS LESS AGITATED
WITH HIS NANNY.
CARLY: UH, YEAH. YEAH.
SHE'S BEEN WITH HIM SINCE HE WAS
BORN.
PSYCHIATRIST: WERE
YOU INVOLVED IN HIRING HER?
CARLY: NO.
I WISH --
I --
I'M SURE THAT YOU KNOW MICHAEL
WAS PREMATURE, AND THE DELIVERY
WAS REALLY COMPLICATED.
I WASN'T CONSCIOUS WHEN
HE NEEDED SOMEBODY TO SIGN
PAPERS FOR AN EMERGENCY SURGERY,
BUT THANKFULLY JASON WAS
THERE --
A.J.: IN FACT, THE WHOLE --
THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE.
CARLY: AND I WENT INTO THIS
REALLY HEAVY-DUTY POSTPARTUM
DEPRESSION, AND I NEEDED TO GET
AWAY, AND SO I LEFT MICHAEL
WITH JASON BECAUSE I KNEW THAT
HE WOULD --
A.J.: CARLY.
CARLY: NO, I DON'T WANT
HER TO THINK THAT I JUST LEFT
MICHAEL WITH ANYBODY,
THAT I JUST DUMPED HIM,
YOU KNOW.
A.J.: RIGHT.
CARLY: I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL
THAT I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE,
BECAUSE JASON HIRED LETICIA,
YOU KNOW, AND SHE'S REALLY --
A.J.: HAD I KNOWN, I WOULD
HAVE FOUND YOU A NANNY.
CARLY: YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T
MEAN TO IMPLY THAT --
I JUST MEAN THAT MY HORMONES
WERE, I THINK, REALLY OUT
OF WHACK, AND I DID THE BEST
THAT I COULD TO --
A.J.: I -- I -- YOU KNOW,
I WOULD HAVE FOUND YOU A VERY
GOOD NANNY.
I THINK THAT LETICIA IS A VERY,
VERY GOOD NANNY.
CARLY: SHE IS.
PSYCHIATRIST: HOW DOES SUDDEN
FATHERHOOD FEEL?
A.J.: WOW.
IT'S THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER
HAPPENED TO ME.
SEE, I'VE MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES
GROWING UP, SO I THINK THAT
I KNOW THE TRAPS THAT MY SON CAN
FACE, AND I THINK I CAN HELP
GUIDE HIM AND MAKE HIS LIFE
HAPPIER.
I HONESTLY THINK THAT I CAN GIVE
HIM EVERYTHING THAT HE NEEDS
TO SUCCEED.
PSYCHIATRIST: HMM.
AND WHAT DOES SUCCESS LOOK LIKE
TO YOU?
CARLY: I -- THAT HE'S HAPPY,
YOU KNOW, THAT HE'S LOVED,
AND HE KNOWS THAT HE'S LOVED,
I THINK, IS REALLY --
AND I WOULD ULTIMATELY LIKE HIM
TO BE LIKE HIS FATHER.
PSYCHIATRIST: HMM.
WELL, THIS HAS BEEN A HELPFUL
FIRST MEETING.
I'M SURE THE COURT EXPLAINED
TO YOU THAT MY NEXT SESSION
WITH MICHAEL WILL BE
WITH MR. MORGAN?
A.J.: YES.
CARLY: WHEN WILL THAT BE?
PSYCHIATRIST: OFFHAND,
I DON'T KNOW, BUT CHECK
WITH MY RECEPTIONIST.
I'LL ALSO MAKE AT LEAST ONE HOME
VISIT TO SEE HOW MICHAEL
INTERACTS WITH HIS ENVIRONMENT
THERE.
A.J.: OK, AND WHEN WOULD
YOU LIKE TO DO THAT?
PSYCHIATRIST: OH, HOME VISITS
ARE ALWAYS UNANNOUNCED.
IT GIVES US A MORE REALISTIC
PICTURE.
A.J.: OK.
PSYCHIATRIST: WELL, THE COURT
SHOULD BE ABLE TO ANSWER ANY
OTHER QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,
MR. QUARTERMAINE.
A.J.: MY PLEASURE.
PSYCHIATRIST: MISS BENSON.
CARLY: THANK YOU.
PSYCHIATRIST: MM-HMM.
A.J.: WELL, I THINK THAT WENT
WELL.
I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
SHE'S WRITING DOWN IN THOSE
NOTES OF HERS.
CARLY: YEAH.
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT SHE WRITES
DOWN WHEN SHE SEES MICHAEL
WITH JASON.
HOW DO YOU MAKE
THIS EASTER HOLIDAY
A LITTLE MORE SPECIAL ?
MAKE PILLSBURY EASTER COOKIES.
THEY'RE THE ONES WITH
THE CUTE BUNNY FACE OR EGG SHAPE
IN THE MIDDLE.
SIMPLY SLICE, BAKE AND EAT.
THEY REALLY GET
THE EASTER HOLIDAY--
HOPPING.
HOO-HOO-HOO.
THERE'S NO FISH HERE.
LET'S JUST HAVE
LUNCH.
YEAH.
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SURE.
YOU GOT AN EXTRA ONE?
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SKIPPY, FOLKS.
RIGHT OVER THERE.
SKIPPY BRINGS OUT
THE PEANUT BUTTER LOVER
IN EVERYONE.
[SWING MUSIC PLAYS]
PRESENTING
THE REMARKABLY INNOVATIVE
GE PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE
WITH A REVOLUTIONARY BRIDGE
THAT CONNECTS BURNERS,
SO YOU CAN COOK
ANY SIZE DISH.
AND ITS TRUE TEMP OVEN
IS THE MOST
ACCURATE IN AMERICA,
SO YOU CAN ALSO BAKE
AND BROIL LIKE A GOURMET.
IT'S SO VERSATILE,
YOU COULD GET CARRIED AWAY.
UH, DAD?
I USUALLY JUST HAVE
CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST.
GO, GO, DADDY
THE INCREDIBLE
PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE.
ONLY FROM GE.
NO TWO WOMEN ARE SHAPED
EXACTLY ALIKE.
THAT'S WHY A WOMAN GYNECOLOGIST
DESIGNED o.b.,
THE FIRST TAMPON WITH
INDIVIDUALLY WOUND LAYERS...
THAT EXPAND TO FIT
EACH WOMAN'S INDIVIDUAL SHAPE.
A TAMPON THAT WAS DIFFERENT
FROM ALL THE REST...
TO GIVE YOU TRULY
PERSONALIZED PROTECTION.
THE o.b. TAMPON. ALSO
AVAILABLE WITH AN APPLICATOR.
o.b.:
IT'S TRUE.
NOTHING PICKS PEOPLE UP
LIKE BEING NICE.
PICK ENTERPRISE.
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
HELP! HELP!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
WHOLESOME, PLAYFUL
TEDDY GRAHAMS.
THANKS, THAT WAS CLOSE!
THEY'RE...
ALSO IN NEW CHOCOLATEY CHIP.
pA
LILA: HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO JASON?
EMILY: UM, I'M SUPPOSED
TO CALL HIM TONIGHT BEFORE I GO
TO BED.
[DOOR SLAMS]
EDWARD: HOW DID IT GO?
LILA: SHH!
EMILY: SHH!
EDWARD: WHAT?
REGINALD: MISS JUAREZ JUST
GOT LITTLE MICHAEL TO SLEEP.
EMILY: WELL, SHE ALMOST DID.
EDWARD: THE CHILD CAN'T HEAR
US DOWN HERE.
SO, WHERE'S A.J.?
HOW'D THE SHRINK APPOINTMENT GO?
A.J.: WHO SLAMMED THE DOOR?
REGINALD: HE DID.
EMILY: HE DID.
EDWARD: WHAT DID THE SHRINK
HAVE TO SAY?
A.J.: MICHAEL WAS
INTERESTING.
I COULD USE SOME COFFEE.
COULD YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME
COFFEE?
THANK YOU.
EDWARD: SO WHAT IS
"INTERESTING," HMM?
A.J.: WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
MICHAEL PUT ON A SHOW.
CARLY: YEAH.
IT WAS AS IF HE KNEW THAT
SHE WAS JUDGING US.
SHE TOOK HIM IN HER OFFICE --
A.J.: AND THEN HE CRIED.
CARLY: AND THEN SHE ASKED US
TO COME IN.
A.J.: AND HE REALLY STARTED
TO SCREAM.
EDWARD: WELL, THAT ISN'T
YOUR FAULT.
WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF THAT
CRACKPOT, ANYWAY?
I DON'T SEE WHY WE'RE HAVING
TO DEAL WITH HER.
WE HAVE BOTH PARENTS HERE
AND A VERY LOVING FAMILY.
A.J.: WHICH REMINDS ME --
THE NEXT STEP IS A SURPRISE
VISIT.
EDWARD: OH.
EMILY: WHERE?
HERE?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
REGINALD: WHAT DID I MISS?
EMILY: THE COURT SHRINK IS
GOING TO SHOW UP UNANNOUNCED.
REGINALD: WHERE? HERE?
EDWARD: I THINK THIS IS
PERFECT.
NOW, IF YOU SAY THAT MICHAEL PUT
ON A SHOW TODAY, HUH?
YOU WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE SHOW
WE'LL PUT ON.
WE'LL TURN THIS DOCTOR
INTO OUR STRONGEST ALLY.
BUT WE HAVE TO START RIGHT NOW
AT GETTING EVERYTHING IN ORDER,
STARTING WITH FIRING THE NANNY.
CARLY: NO, NO.
EDWARD, LETICIA STAYS.
YOU CANNOT TAKE HER AWAY
FROM MICHAEL.
EDWARD: SHE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS
NOTHING ABOUT NEWBORNS.
ALL: MICHAEL'S NOT A NEWBORN.
REGINALD: AND IF MISS JUAREZ
GOES, I GO.
EDWARD: DO YOU THINK I'M
GOING TO BE THREATENED
BY A BUTLER?
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE?
CARLY: MICHAEL LOVES LETICIA,
EDWARD.
EDWARD: HE HASN'T STOPPED
CRYING SINCE HE GOT HERE.
CARLY: NOT BECAUSE OF HER.
MONICA: WHAT -- WHAT IS
GOING ON?
LILA: IT'S AN EXERCISE
IN IGNORING THE OBVIOUS.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO TRULY MAKES
LITTLE MICHAEL HAPPY IS JASON.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
LUKE: SHORTER COMMUTE
TONIGHT.
TAMMY: YEAH.
IN CASE I DIDN'T TELL YOU,
BOSS, I LOVE THE APARTMENT.
IN FACT, THE WHOLE
NEIGHBORHOOD'S KIND OF GROWING
ON ME.
LUKE: YEAH, IT'LL DO THAT.
THAT'S WHY I SPEND SO MUCH TIME
DOWN HERE.
TAMMY: YEAH.
STILL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S
NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
LUKE: TOTO JUST WANDER
THROUGH HERE, OR ARE YOU ABOUT
TO STEP OVER A LINE?
TAMMY: NO.
MET YOUR WIFE THE OTHER DAY,
THAT'S ALL.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS VERY NICE.
SHE SEEMED VERY ANXIOUS TO HEAR
ANY LITTLE BIT OF NEWS ABOUT
YOU.
LUKE: TAMMY, SWEETHEART?
TAMMY: HMM?
LUKE: A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE.
I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.
DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE.
I'M GOING TO CHECK MY OTHER
PLACE OF BUSINESS, OK?
GOOD NIGHT.
TAMMY: GOOD NIGHT.
STEFAN: OH, LAURA, YOU ARE
NOT GOING TO PERSUADE ME TO GIVE
MY APPROVAL.
LAURA: ARE YOU SURE?
STEFAN: YES.
WHAT ABOUT KATHERINE BELL?
NOW, THAT'S WHY NIKOLAS IS
ASSERTING HIMSELF IN MOVING OUT.
LAURA: I THOUGHT THAT WAS
OVER.
STEFAN: NO.
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
LAURA: WELL --
NOT THAT I APPROVE OF THAT,
NOT BY A LONG SHOT --
BUT HIS LIVING AT WYNDEMERE DID
NOT ACT AS A DETERRENT TO THAT
AFFAIR, DID IT?
I'M NOT SURE THAT ANYTHING CAN
ONCE A MAN HAS MADE UP HIS MIND.
STEFAN: I WOULD LIKE TO TABLE
THIS DISCUSSION UNTIL ANY OTHER
NIGHT BUT THIS ONE.
AND WE STILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
BEFORE CURTAIN, BUT PERHAPS
WE SHOULD BE GOING.
LAURA: OH, NO.
I FORGOT THE OPERA GLASSES.
I LEFT THEM AT WYNDEMERE.
DO WE HAVE TIME TO GO BACK?
STEFAN: WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
LAURA: OH, LOOK AT THE MOON.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
STEFAN: YES, IT IS.
STEFAN: THANK YOU FOR COMING
TONIGHT.
NOTHING CLEANS HOUSEHOLD STAINS
BETTER THAN CLOROX BLEACH.
I JUST WISH IT WERE
EASIER TO USE.
IT IS...WITH
CLOROX CLEAN-UP SPRAY.
A HOUSEHOLD CLEANING SPRAY
WITH A BALANCED FORMULA
OF A SPECIAL CLEANER
PLUS CLOROX BLEACH.
SO YOU CAN REMOVE STAINS AND
DISINFECT ALL OVER THE KITCHEN
AND IN THE BATHROOM...
AND IN THE KID'S ROOM.
ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE.
TRY CLOROX CLEAN-UP.
THE ONLY HOUSEHOLD CLEANER
WITH CLOROX BLEACH.
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE $6 MILLION QUESTION:
WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT ?
COME WITH ME.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
A NEW CHICKEN DINNER ?
MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- VERY CREAMY.
- CREAMY PARMESAN.
- DELICIOUS.
- GOOD, FRESH HOMEMADE FLAVORS.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
- TWENTY MINUTES, YUM.
- GOTTA LOVE QUICK
WHEN YOU'RE A WORKING WOMAN.
FOR A DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER
THAT COOKS IN ONLY 20 MINUTES,
TRY NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
IN FIVE FABULOUS FLAVORS.
THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
Woman: IF I COULD
FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW,
I'D GET 6 GOOD HOURS.
I COULD STILL GET
4 HOURS.
4 HOURS IS O.K.
I'VE DONE WITHOUT SLEEP
BEFORE.
I CAN DO IT AGAIN.
IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP,
IF THINGS YOU'VE TRIED
LEAVE YOU GROGGY THE NEXT DAY,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS A BREAKTHROUGH
APPROACH TO SLEEP THERAPY
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...
c@@
[MICHAEL CRIES]
A.J.: GRANDMOTHER,
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
YOU KNOW MY DECISION.
LILA: YES, DEAR, I DO.
AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE
MISTAKEN.
YOUR SON IS NOT ADJUSTING, A.J.
HE'S GRIEVING.
AND IF HE KEEPS IT UP,
HE'S GOING TO MAKE HIMSELF ILL,
AND I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
JASON: YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO ARGUE ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
SONNY: WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO ARGUE WITH YOU, EITHER.
BUT DO I WANT YOU BACK ALIVE?
YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN ANYWAY.
SO, WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS
KEEP OUT OF SIGHT.
AS SOON AS YOU HEAR OF WHEN
AND WHERE MORENO'S TAKING
DELIVERY ON THE SHIPMENT,
YOU SPLIT.
JASON: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
I DONE THIS?
SONNY: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU DONE -- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU DONE THIS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN
A FATHER?
JASON: YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE MIKE
TREATS YOU.
SONNY: NO, I'M NOT.
AND IF I AM, YOU SHOULD GET OVER
IT BECAUSE IN ABOUT 18 YEARS
OR SO, YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOING
THE SAME THING TO MICHAEL.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
JASON: CAN YOU -- CAN
YOU ANSWER THAT FOR ME, PLEASE?
SONNY: OH -- YEAH.
YEAH?
LILA: MR. CORINTHOS.
HOW NICE TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.
SONNY: OH, HI.
LILA: IS JASON BUSY?
SONNY: UH -- I'LL ASK.
It's your grandmother.
JASON: HEY, GRANDMOTHER.
SOMETHING WRONG?
LILA: JASON, DEAR,
MICHAEL IS SO UNHAPPY.
WOULD YOU PLEASE COME OVER HERE
AND SEE HIM?
JERRY: SO HOW WAS ATHENS?
JAX: IT WAS INTERESTING.
I'LL FILL YOU IN, BUT FIRST,
DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS THAT CAN'T
BE BROKEN OVER THE NEXT COUPLE
DAYS?
JERRY: I WAS GOING TO DO
SOMETHING WITH BOBBIE AND LUCAS.
I'D RATHER NOT CANCEL UNLESS
IT'S ESSENTIAL.
JAX: IT IS.
I NEED YOU TO FIND SOMEONE.
HELENA: WELL?
GARDENER: IT'S DONE.
HELENA: I DON'T HAVE
THE FILE.
GARDENER: I KNOW.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
KATHERINE: SURPRISE.
NIKOLAS: HOW'D YOU FIND OUT?
KATHERINE: I HAVE MY WAYS
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT.
NIKOLAS: COME ON IN.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHAT
I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE SO FAR?
KATHERINE: I THINK IT COULD
BE GORGEOUS.
IT'S SO DIFFERENT FROM
WYNDEMERE.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, THAT WAS
THE APPEAL.
KATHERINE: IS THERE A REASON
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
NIKOLAS: I THOUGHT I SHOULD
HAVE AT LEAST ONE PLACE TO SIT
FIRST.
KATHERINE: I BROUGHT SOME
GOODIES.
WE COULD CHRISTEN THE PLACE
WITH CHAMPAGNE OR ANY OTHER WAY
YOU LIKE.
KATHERINE: SO AM I YOUR FIRST
GUEST?
NIKOLAS: NO.
ACTUALLY, LAURA CAME BY.
SHE BOUGHT ME A COFFEEMAKER
AS A HOUSEWARMING GIFT.
KATHERINE: OH.
NIKOLAS: WANT SOME?
COFFEE?
KATHERINE: NOT RIGHT NOW.
STEFAN: LAURA.
LAURA: WHAT?
STEFAN: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
LAURA: ALL RIGHT.
STEFAN: YES.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
THESE HANDS HAVE BEEN TRUSTED
WITH MANY A SMALL HEAD.
WELL, COME ON IN.
ARTHRITIS WILL NOT CHANGE THAT.
WHO'S THE BIG BOY ?
PRESENTING TYLENOL
ARTHRITIS EXTENDED RELIEF.
IT LASTS UP TO TWICE AS LONG
AS REGULAR ASPIRIN...
WITHOUT IRRITATING YOUR STOMACH.
SO YOU'RE IN VERY GOOD HANDS.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LOT
BETTER IN THE BARBER CHAIR
THAN YOUR DAD WAS.
TYLENOL ARTHRITIS:
[ Woman ]
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM,
NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS
SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW
IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP.
HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE.
BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT.
EEW.
[ Announcer ] FINALLY,
THERE'S A DETERGENT THAT DOES
MORE THAN CLEAN, IT SANITIZES,
NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH, THE ONLY
WAY TO KILL 99.9% OF BACTERIA.
[ Woman ]
AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT
BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM.
THERE ARE 7 MILLION KIDS
IN THIS COUNTRY...
WHO WET THE BED.
OFTEN BECAUSE THEIR BLADDERS
HAVEN'T GROWN...
AS QUICKLY AS THE REST
OF THEIR BODIES.
ONE PRODUCT CAN HELP--
THAT PROTECTS, YET LOOKS
AND FEELS LIKE REAL UNDERWEAR.
IT'S HELPING A LOT OF KIDS
FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.
GOODNITES MEAN GOOD MORNINGS.
(phones ringing)
YO! YES, SIR. YES, RIGHT AWAY.
CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEANUTS?
I'LL GET RIGHT ON
IT. GOODBYE, SIR.
GET A PAYDAY.
SWEET CARAMEL AND
TONS OF SALTY PEANUTS.
A.J.: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE?
NIKOLAS: THIS IS MY HOUSE,
AND I WILL ONLY SAY THINGS THAT
I MEAN AND DO THINGS THAT I WANT
TO DO IN IT.
STEFAN: IF YOU'D PREFER TO GO
BACK, NOT GO TO THE OPERA,
I WOULD UNDERSTAND.

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