GH Transcript Wednesday 3/10/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 3/10/99

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NIKOLAS: IF THEY'LL LEASE IT
TO ME, I'LL TAKE IT.
ELIZABETH: OOH, YES.
TONY: PART OF ME HATES
THE WORLD.
TAMMY: DOES THAT INCLUDE
YOUR SON?
TONY: NO.
A.J.: I KNOW THAT IT'S HARD
TO WATCH MICHAEL GO THROUGH
THIS.
JASON'S LOVE IS LIKE A DRUG,
AND MICHAEL'S GOING THROUGH
WITHDRAWAL.
JASON: PLEASE KEEP REMINDING
MICHAEL OVER AND OVER THAT
I LOVE HIM.

NIKOLAS: I'M MOVING OUT.
I FOUND A PLACE IN TOWN
WITH ENOUGH ACREAGE TO BUILD
A CORRAL FOR SHEBA.
YOU SHOULD EXPECT A CALL
FROM THE REALTOR.
I GAVE HER YOUR NUMBER.
STEFAN: GOOD.
AND WHEN SHE CALLS,
I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR ANY
INCONVENIENCE AND INFORM HER
THAT YOU HAVE HAD
A CHANGE OF HEART AND REALIZED
THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE A HOME
HERE AT WYNDEMERE
AND THIS IS WHERE YOU WILL STAY.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
MAC: IT'S JUST ME.
FELICIA: OOH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME?
MAC: WELL, I GUESS
THE HONEYMOON'S OVER.
FELICIA: WELL, GIVE ME
A SECOND TO SAVE THIS DOCUMENT,
AND I WILL PROVE YOU WRONG.
MAC: CAN'T.
I ONLY CAME HOME TO CHANGE
MY CLOTHES.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ME
A COPY OF YOUR LATEST CHAPTER
TO READ -- NO, I CAN'T.
I HAVE A TASK FORCE MEETING.
I --
FELICIA, YOU SAID I COULD READ
YOUR MANUSCRIPT.
FELICIA: I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD.
MAC: I --
LOOK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO HANG OUT AT KELLY'S,
YOU KNOW, AND GET SOME MORE
INTERVIEW TIME WITH TAMMY.
FELICIA: I DID.
SO, WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MAC: IT WAS GREAT.
FELICIA: NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT GREAT.
V TOLD ME --
MAC: YEAH, YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S LOUSY.
LOOK, FELICIA, I KNOW HUSBANDS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTIVE,
BUT WHAT CAN I SAY?
I MEAN, I'VE GOT A FULL-TIME
JOB, I'VE GOT A BUSINESS
ON THE SIDE AND A CRIME WAR
ABOUT TO BREAK OUT.
FELICIA: SOMETHING NEW
HAPPENED?
MAC: NO.
FELICIA: OH.
OK, THEN -- BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT YOU.
DO YOU THINK I'M WASTING MY TIME
WITH THIS BOOK?
MAC: I THINK THAT IN A YEAR
OR TWO FROM NOW, I AM GOING
TO BE LOOKING AT THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL PUBLISHED AUTHOR EVER.
YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU KNOW,
I WOULD'VE BEEN A PUBLISHED
AUTHOR A LOT SOONER IF LILA
QUARTERMAINE WOULD'VE AGREED
TO LET ME WRITE HER MEMOIRS.
OH, BOY.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD
AT THOSE.
TAMMY: OH, YOU BACK ALREADY?
TONY: I'VE GOT A MEETING.
TAMMY: WELL, YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE
YOUR MEETINGS AT THE HOSPITAL?
TONY: CAN'T GET A SYMPATHETIC
EAR, COLD HARD ADVICE, OR CHILI
AT A HOSPITAL.
TAMMY: WELL, JUST PROMISE ME
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PICK
ANY MORE FIGHTS WITH JASON
MORGAN.
TONY: I AM A CHANGED MAN.
YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE ERROR
OF MY WAYS -- THAT IT'S NOTHING
BUT STUPID AND SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
TO GOAD SOMEONE LIKE JASON ABOUT
ANYTHING.
AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOUR ADVICE TO ME MAY PROVE
TO BE MORE USEFUL THAN
YOUR FIRST AID.
TAMMY: WELL, BOTH OF THEM ARE
FREE ANY TIME YOU WANT.
ALAN: HI, TAMMY.
TAMMY: ALAN.
ALAN: HOW YOU DOING?
TAMMY: GOOD.
ALAN: HI, TONY.
TONY: HEY.
ALAN: SORRY I'M LATE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU GET MUGGED?
TONY: OH, NO.
NO, NOT MUGGED.
JUST BUMPED INTO SOMETHING
IN THE DARK.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
NED: HUH.
THERE HE IS, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN -- JUNIOR DADDY,
TAKING A MOMENT TO ENJOY
THE COOS AND GIGGLES FILLING
THE HOUSE.
LITTLE MICHAEL MUST BE SCREAMING
HIS LUNGS OUT TO BE HEARD
SO WELL ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.
A.J.: HE IS, THANKS TO JASON.
NED: WELL, YOU KEEP UP THAT
ATTITUDE AND YOU'LL END UP
PROVING THAT YOU'RE AN EVEN
WORSE FAILURE AS A PARENT THAN
YOU ARE AS A MAN BECAUSE
NO PARENT WOULD SIT THERE
AND LISTEN TO THIS.
THAT CHILD IS AFRAID,
HE'S ALONE, AND HE NEEDS TO BE
WITH HIS FATHER.
A.J.: I'M HIS FATHER, NED.
NED: NO, YOU'RE NOT
HIS FATHER.
JASON IS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JASON: YEAH.
SONNY: I GOT THAT LIST
OF NAMES MORENO MIGHT HAVE USED
TO TORCH THE WAREHOUSE.
THERE'S SOME NEW NAMES
ON HERE, SO
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT IT.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW,
YOU WANT TO WAIT HERE TILL
SPRING SHOWS UP.
JASON: YOU CAME BY TO CHECK
ON ME AND I APPRECIATE IT,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO,
SONNY.
I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO GET THROUGH THIS.
SONNY: YEAH, WELL,
SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ALONE
ISN'T THE ANSWER.
IT MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD UNTIL,
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T THINK
STRAIGHT.
SOMETIMES FOCUSING ON BUSINESS
HELPS, BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
NOT INTERESTED, IT'S COOL.
JASON: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO.
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
SONNY: WHAT?
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, TRYING THIS
SITTING THING OUT, SEE WHAT
THE ATTRACTION IS.
MOM, I'M NERVOUS.
- TEXAS.
- AUSTIN.
YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.
KANSAS.
TOPEKA.
- HAWAII.
- HONOLULU.
- ATLANTA.
- YOU ARE GOOD.
KEEP 'EM COMING MOM.
NOW A STUDY CONFIRMS A BREAKFAST
LIKE THIS WITH CHEERIOS...
HELPS KIDS DO BETTER IN SCHOOL.
MOM, GIVE ME A TOUGH ONE.
VERMONT.
MONTPELIER.
BUY ONE TROPICANA TWISTER,
GET ONE FREE.
COUPON ON SPECIALLY MARKED
BOXES OF ANY CHEERIOS CEREAL.
THERE'S NO FISH HERE.
LET'S JUST HAVE
LUNCH.
YEAH.
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SURE.
YOU GOT AN EXTRA ONE?
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SKIPPY, FOLKS.
RIGHT OVER THERE.
SKIPPY BRINGS OUT
THE PEANUT BUTTER LOVER
IN EVERYONE.
IF YOU THOUGHT
MY LAST WHITE SALE...
WAS THE MOST COLORFUL EVER,
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET.
WE'VE ADDED NEW SHEET DESIGNS.
100% EGYPTIAN COTTON TOWELS.
NEW JACQUARD
WOVEN KITCHEN DESIGNS.
SHEERS
AND LACE CURTAIN DESIGNS.
AND EVERYTHING'S
COLOR COORDINATED...
TO MIX AND MATCH.
MARTHA STEWART'S
EVERYDAY COLLECTION...
NOW ON SALE AT KMART.
YOU COULD SAY
WE'VE EXTENDED THE LINE.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS DUNCAN HINES.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
x
THOSE FINGERS IN YOUR HAIR
THAT SLY
COME-HITHER STARE
THAT LOOK
THAT LURES THEM THERE
IT'S WITCHCRAFT
ONLY FINESSE WITH A HYDRATING
SILK PROTEIN FORMULA...
SMOOTHS EVERY STRAND
FOR THE SILKIEST HAIR
YOU'LL EVER TOUCH.
THOSE GORGEOUS
FLOWING STRANDS OF IT
I'VE GOT TO GET MY HANDS
ON IT
ONLY FINESSE GIVES YOU THE LOOK
THAT GETS THE TOUCH.
IT'S WITCHCRAFT
IN HOSPITAL PHARMACIES,
THEY DISPENSE
MEDICINES THAT
WORK FAST.
FOR HEARTBURN, THAT'S
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
IT GOES TO WORK ON
STOMACH ACID IN ONE MINUTE.
PEPCID AC COULD TAKE
OVER 45 MINUTES.
HOSPITAL PHARMACIES
RELY ON MAALOX.
SHOULDN'T YOU?
COUNT ON
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
SONNY: CARLY PICK THIS OUT?
FIGURES.
JASON: YOU KNOW WHAT, SONNY?
EMILY ACTUALLY STOPPED BY,
SO I REALLY HAVEN'T BEEN ALONE.
SONNY: WHAT'S GOING
ON WITH MICHAEL?
JASON: HE -- HE CRIED ALL
NIGHT.
WAS STILL GOING AT IT WHEN
SHE LEFT.
SHE SAID SHE WANTED ME TO MEET
HER SOMEWHERE AND SHE'D BRING
MICHAEL SO WE CAN DISAPPEAR.
OBVIOUSLY I TOLD HER NO,
SO SHE SUGGESTED THAT I SNEAK
THROUGH HER WINDOW TO SEE HIM.
SONNY: YOU CAN'T RUN THAT
RISK, JASON.
THE COURT SAYS YOU CAN'T SEE
MICHAEL UNTIL YOUR SHRINK
APPOINTMENT.
YOU VIOLATE THAT, AND ANY CHANCE
YOU HAVE OF SEEING MICHAEL IS
GOING TO BE BLOWN TO BITS.
JASON: YEAH.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD
EMILY.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, SONNY.
I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT.
I MEAN, I KNOW WHAT ALEXIS DAVIS
TELLS ME -- THAT I SHOULD
DO EVERYTHING BY THE BOOK
IF I WANT TO CONVINCE THIS JUDGE
THAT I SHOULD GET TO STAY
IN MICHAEL'S LIFE.
AND THEN THERE'S WHAT I FEEL,
WHICH IS THAT MICHAEL NEEDS ME
AND HE'S AFRAID AND I HAVE
TO GET OVER THERE AND TELL HIM
THAT IT'S GOING TO BE OK AND --
I MEAN, THIS FEELING IS LIKE --
IT'S LIKE A CHAIN AROUND ME,
AND IT'S PULLING ME STRONGER
THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER FELT.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: HOW CAN YOU CALL
YOURSELF A NANNY WHEN
YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
COMFORTING A BABY?
DOES HE NEED FEEDING?
WHAT?
DOES HIS DIAPER NEED CHANGING?
IS IT A TOY THAT HE'S LACKING?
REGINALD: MISS JUAREZ IS
GIVING LITTLE MICHAEL
EXCEPTIONAL CARE.
AND AS FOR THE TOYS, I UNPACKED
THEM MYSELF.
IT'S NOT TOYS THAT HE WANTS.
EDWARD: MAY I REMIND YOU THAT
YOU ARE A BUTLER AND YOU'RE NOT
A NANNY, SO KEEP YOUR OPINIONS
TO YOURSELF.
LETICIA: MICHAEL IS MISSING
HIS FATHER.
A.J.: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, NED?
YOU WANT MICHAEL BACK WITH JASON
SO YOU CAN STAY C.E.O.
NED: OBVIOUSLY YOUR
UNDERSTANDING OF CORPORATE
MANEUVERING IS A LITTLE SUSPECT,
SO LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU.
A.J.: OK.
NED: WHEN GUNNING
FOR THE C.E.O.'S CHAIR,
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BLACKMAIL
YOUR OPPONENT.
YOU CAN STAB HIM IN THE BACK.
YOU CAN TURN HIS FAMILY AGAINST
HIM.
YOU CAN DRIVE HIM TO DRINK --
ANYTHING.
BUT ONE THING YOU CANNOT DO --
YOU CANNOT USE A CHILD.
NOW, THAT BOY IS A 1-YEAR-OLD,
AND THE PERSON HE LOVES MOST
IN THIS WORLD IS BEING KEPT AWAY
FROM HIM SO YOU CAN TAKE
A STAB AT POWER.
NOW, THAT'S LOWER THAN EVEN
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO GO.
A.J.: THAT'S MY SON UP THERE,
NED.
AND I REALIZE HE'S TRAUMATIZED
BECAUSE YOUR PAL JASON
SANCTIMONIOUSLY SMOTHERED HIM
FOR THE FIRST YEAR OF HIS LIFE.
HE LIED TO HIM, LIED TO ME.
HE LIED TO ALL OF US.
HE CONNED HIM INTO BELIEVING
THAT JASON'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE
IN MY SON'S WORLD.
HE'S UP THERE SCREAMING
BECAUSE HE WAS BRAINWASHED,
AND THAT'S MY FAULT?
NED: NO, NO.
THAT IS CRUEL.
A.J.: I WISH JASON HAD NEVER
DONE THIS TO HIM.
NOW, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS
ALL ABOUT E.L.Q., YOU GO RIGHT
AHEAD.
I DON'T CARE.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO
CHOSE E.L.Q. OVER BEING
A FATHER, TAKE A GOOD LOOK
IN THE MIRROR.
MAC: OK.
HEY.
FELICIA: HI.
IS THIS TASK FORCE MEETING ABOUT
THE FIRE AT SONNY AND JASON'S
WAREHOUSE?
MAC: EVERYONE SEEMS TO THINK
MORENO DID IT, WHICH IS PROBABLY
TRUE.
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING DOESN'T SET RIGHT
WITH ME.
FELICIA: WHAT?
MAC: I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER
ON IT.
I JUST GET THE FEELING THAT
THERE'S SOMETHING MORE TO IT.
FELICIA: HMM.
MAC: ANYWAY, DID YOU GET
THE BOOKS THAT YOU WERE LOOKING
FOR?
FELICIA: AMERICA
IN THE 1940s.
BOY, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN A REALLY
FUN PERIOD TO WRITE ABOUT.
I JUST WISH LILA WOULD CHANGE
HER MIND.
MAC: SO, WHEN YOU FINISH
YOUR COURTLAND STREET BOOK,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR NEXT ONE ABOUT
THE 1940s.
FELICIA: WORLD WAR II HAD
SUCH ROMANCE IN IT.
CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING YOUNG
AND IN LOVE THEN?
YOUR FELLA GOING OFF TO SOME
FOREIGN BATTLEFIELD, KISSING HIM
GOOD-BYE FOR THE LAST TIME,
HIM BEING SO FRIGHTENED YET TOO
FULL OF PRIDE TO SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT IT.
LILA MUST HAVE HAD SOME REALLY
GREAT STORIES.
MAC: WOULDN'T SHE BE
WITH EDWARD?
FELICIA: IT WAS DURING
THE WAR THAT HE ROMANCED HER.
MAC: WELL, THERE'S
YOUR ANSWER, FELICIA.
LOOK, THE REASON LILA DOESN'T
WANT TO DO HER MEMOIRS IS WHY
REVISIT THE WORST TURN YOU EVER
MADE?
FELICIA: NO, MAC, STOP.
MAC: COME ON.
THE GUY HAS CHEATED ON HER.
I MEAN, HE'S DRIVEN HER CHILDREN
AND GRANDCHILDREN INSANE OR AWAY
OR BOTH.
WHO COULD BLAME HER FOR NOT
WANTING TO THINK ABOUT WHAT IT
WAS THAT BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
FELICIA: EDWARD LOVES LILA.
THAT I KNOW.
I CAN SEE IN HIS FACE WHENEVER
HE LOOKS AT HER.
BOY.
WHATEVER IT WAS THAT BROUGHT
THEM TOGETHER MUST HAVE BEEN
REALLY AMAZING.
AND THE MORE I SIT HERE
AND THINK ABOUT IT, THE SORRIER
I AM I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
TO TELL THEIR STORY.
MAC: YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE
A WRITER.
SPEAKING OF GREAT ROMANCES,
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY JUST HOW
LUCKY I AM TO HAVE YOU
AS MY WIFE?
FELICIA: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED IT,
BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAY IT
AGAIN, JUST TO BE ON THE --
MAC: ARE YOUR TOES CURLING?
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
NIKOLAS: I WANT TO LIVE
IN THE REAL WORLD, OK?
NOW THAT I'M NOT THE PRINCE,
THERE'S NO REASON I SHOULDN'T.
STEFAN: NIKOLAS,
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
THE PRINCE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE
WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITIES.
NIKOLAS: YOU RAISED ME TO BE
RESPONSIBLE.
I'M NOT GOING TO TURN MY BACK
ON THAT.
WASN'T THERE A TIME WHEN
YOU WANTED TO SEE WHAT LIFE WAS
LIKE WITHOUT ALL THE SERVANTS?
HUH?
DON'T I DESERVE TO SEE WHAT
THAT'S LIKE?
AND DON'T USE HELENA.
I MEAN, I KNOW SHE'S -- SHE'S
OUT THERE, BUT I REFUSE TO LIVE
MY LIFE IN FEAR ON SOME GUARDED
ISLAND ANYMORE.
I'M NOT MOVING TO ANOTHER
CONTINENT.
IT'S JUST TO PORT CHARLES.
IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE.
STEFAN: NOW MAY I SPEAK?
IF THE ARGUMENTS YOU RAISE WERE
THE ONLY ONES, I MIGHT AGREE.
BUT THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE
PURPOSEFULLY OMITTED THE REAL
REASON CONCERNS ME.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOUR LEARNING
INDEPENDENCE.
THIS IS ABOUT ACCOMMODATING
YOUR AFFAIR WITH KATHERINE.
IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY.
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
YOU NEVER WANT TO LOSE
TO SEASONAL ALLERGIES.
AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD
TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR
ABOUT CLARITIN.
JUST ONE CLARITIN
TABLET DAILY...
BRINGS YOU 24 HOURS
OF NON-DROWSY RELIEF...
FROM SEASONAL ALLERGY SYMPTOMS.
CLARITIN HAS A LOW OCCURRENCE
OF SIDE EFFECTS,
SUCH AS HEADACHE, DROWSINESS,
FATIGUE AND DRY MOUTH.
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
DON'T LOSE A SINGLE DAY.
TAKE CLEAR CONTROL.
TAKE CLARITIN.
AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD, HEY
[SWING MUSIC PLAYS]
PRESENTING
THE REMARKABLY INNOVATIVE
GE PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE
WITH A REVOLUTIONARY BRIDGE
THAT CONNECTS BURNERS,
SO YOU CAN COOK
ANY SIZE DISH.
AND ITS TRUE TEMP OVEN
IS THE MOST
ACCURATE IN AMERICA,
SO YOU CAN ALSO BAKE
AND BROIL LIKE A GOURMET.
IT'S SO VERSATILE,
YOU COULD GET CARRIED AWAY.
UH, DAD?
I USUALLY JUST HAVE
CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST.
GO, GO, DADDY
THE INCREDIBLE
PROFILE PERFORMANCE RANGE.
ONLY FROM GE.
!
- HELLO ?
- HON, I'M TAKING THE JOB.
YOU GET THAT HOUSE SHIPSHAPE
AND PUT IT ON THE MARKET, OKAY ?
OKAY.
[ Man Yodeling ]
RUBBERMAID
[ Yodeling Continues ]
SO, HOW DOES
THE HOUSE LOOK ?
IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
AND WE HAVEN'T
EVEN GOTTEN AN OFFER ?
NOT EVEN ONE.
[ Grunts ]
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
RUBBERMAID
GET RUBBERMAID,
WHETHER YOU'RE MOVING OR NOT.
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NIKOLAS: YOU'VE MADE
YOUR OBJECTIONS TO MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH KATHERINE VERY
CLEAR, OK?
BUT WHO I SEE IS MY DECISION,
JUST LIKE MOVING OUT IS
MY DECISION.
YOU ARE WRONG TO THINK THAT I'M
DOING THIS BECAUSE OF KATHERINE,
OK?
I'VE SEEN HOW LUCKY LIVES.
I'VE SEEN THE FREEDOM THAT
HE HAS.
I WANT TO TRY THAT.
STEFAN: NIKOLAS, YOU ARE NOT
LUCKY SPENCER.
YOU FACE OTHER DEMANDS,
OTHER DANGERS WHICH REQUIRE
A CERTAIN DEGREE OF PROTECTION.
NIKOLAS: YOU HAVE BEEN
PROTECTING ME MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BUT IN DOING THAT, YOU'VE --
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE
SOMETIMES INTO CONTROLLING.
WHEN I WAS A PRINCE, THAT HAD
ITS JUSTIFICATIONS.
BUT THAT'S OVER, OK?
I AM GOING TO DO THIS.
STEFAN: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
THAT I MIGHT MISS YOU?
THAT AFTER LIVING SO MANY YEARS
AS UNCLE AND NEPHEW, I MIGHT
LIKE SOME MORE TIME TO LIVE
AS FATHER AND SON?
NIKOLAS: I LOVE BEING
YOUR SON, OK?
I'M NOT LEAVING BECAUSE
OF ANGER.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO COLLEGE.
WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, I DIDN'T
EXPECT YOU TO BE HAPPY ABOUT
THIS.
BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT.
IT'S TIME.
AND IN NO WAY DOES THIS HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH
I LOVE YOU OR HOW MUCH I RESPECT
YOU, OK?
TONY: SO, DID YOU ORDER
A SONOGRAM?
ALAN: NO SIGNS OF A BLOCKAGE.
TONY: THEN YOU'RE DOING
A BANG-UP JOB.
YOU READY TO TAKE ON MORE?
ALAN: NO.
I'M DOING REAL GOOD, JUST FINE.
TONY: YES, YOU ARE.
ALAN: I DON'T WANT
TO OVEREXTEND MYSELF.
TONY: WELL, THEN, I HOPE
YOU'RE STAYING AWAY
FROM THE MANSION BECAUSE I HEARD
THAT A.J. AND CARLY THE SOCIAL
CLIMBER WERE GRANTED TEMPORARY
CUSTODY OF MICHAEL.
SO, HOW'S THAT GOING?
ALAN: WELL, THE BATTLE LINES
ARE BEING DRAWN.
EMILY'S ON THE WARPATH AGAINST
MY FATHER AND A.J.
MONICA'S HOPING FOR
A COMPROMISE -- SHE'D BETTER NOT
HOLD HER BREATH.
NED'S SIDING WITH JASON,
AND MY MOTHER'S AT HER
WITS' END.
TONY: AND HOW ABOUT YOU?
ALAN: THIS IS TOO CLOSE
TO WHAT HAPPENED WHEN A.J. WAS
BORN FOR ME TO DO ANYTHING
BUT BACK HIM 100%.
TONY: YOU KNOW, I AM STUNNED
THAT MONICA DOESN'T SEE IT
YOUR WAY.
ALAN: THIS IS GOING TO BE
REALLY UGLY.
I MEAN, A.J. IS NOT EVEN GOING
TO ALLOW JASON VISITATION
RIGHTS.
TONY: YOU KNOW, IF I BELIEVED
IN REINCARNATION, I WOULD GET
A MAGNIFYING GLASS AND I WOULD
GO OVER EVERY PICTURE I COULD
FIND OF EVERY MAJOR HISTORICAL
DEVASTATION -- LIKE THE TITANIC,
GETTYSBURG, GREAT SAN FRANCISCO
FIRE, THE McCARTHY HEARINGS --
AND I'LL BET YOU MONEY I COULD
FIND CARLY'S FACE SOMEWHERE
IN THE CROWD THERE.
NOW THAT SHE HAS POPPED UP
IN YOUR FAMILY, WHATEVER
YOU HAVE SURVIVED IN THE PAST,
TRUST ME, YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
FOR CARLY, OK?
ALAN: SO, WHAT'S THE NEWS
ON YOUR HEARING DATE?
TONY: WE'RE WAITING
ON THE JUDGE TO GET OVER
THE FLU.
ALAN: YOU KNOW, VAL IS GOING
TO MAKE A MUCH BETTER CHARACTER
WITNESS THAN I WOULD, BUT I JUST
WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT
IF YOU WANT ME TO TESTIFY
OR JUST SIT ON YOUR SIDE
OF THE COURTROOM, JUST TELL ME.
TONY: THANK YOU.
I DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE.
ALAN: WE ALL DO.
A.J.: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL,
NED, IF MICHAEL GREW UP
WELL-ADJUSTED AND HAPPY HERE?
I GUESS THAT WOULD PROVE LOIS'
BIG THEORY WRONG.
THEN WHO'D BE THE BIG LOSER?
OH, YEAH.
YOU SEEING ME WITH MY SON,
HEARING HIM LAUGH, THE TWO OF US
OUTSIDE TOSSING THE BALL BACK
AND FORTH.
THAT WOULD REMIND YOU OF WHAT
YOU COULD HAVE HAD WITH
BROOK LYNN.
BUT, OF COURSE, YOU TOOK
THE EASY WAY OUT.
NO WONDER YOU WERE HOPING THAT
I WOULD SACRIFICE MY CHILD
FOR E.L.Q.
YOU DID.
GOD HELP YOU IF YOU HAD TO FACE
THAT LIVING REMINDER EVERY
SINGLE DAY FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
NED: CONGRATULATIONS, JUNIOR.
ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE LIVED DOWN
TO MY EXPECTATIONS.
YOU'VE GOT GRANDIOSE ILLUSIONS
OF YOUR FATHERING SKILLS,
AND NOW YOU'RE CHOMPING
AT THE BIT TO TRY THEM OUT
ON AN INNOCENT CHILD.
BUT MARK MY WORDS -- IF MICHAEL
GROWS UP IN THIS HOUSE, HE WILL
GROW UP ONE OF TWO DIFFERENT
WAYS -- EITHER AS A PATHETIC,
SUBSTANCE-ABUSING WEAKLING LIKE
YOU OR AS A RUTHLESS,
BITTER, CYNICAL MANIPULATOR LIKE
ME.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO CONDEMN
YOUR SON TO BE EITHER ONE US?
A.J.: YOU SEE, NED,
IF I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS
ARE GOING, MY SON AND I WILL
MOVE ELSEWHERE.
YOU SEE, I HAVE SURVIVED OUTSIDE
THE PALACE WALLS, UNLIKE YOU.
NED: OH.
NO, NO, NO.
SEE, YOU'LL LOSE GRANDFATHER.
FACE IT, JUNIOR, YOU'RE BACK
IN THE CAR AGAIN.
YEAH, BUT THIS TIME IT'S NOT
JASON BESIDE YOU AT YOUR MERCY.
NOW IT'S A SCARED LITTLE BOY.
AND YOU ARE TOO DRUNK WITH POWER
TO SEE THE TREE.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
JASON: YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST
WOKE UP AFTER THE ACCIDENT,
I COULD HARDLY MOVE.
I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY,
AND PEOPLE KEPT BENDING
THEIR FACES OVER MY BED,
TELLING ME THINGS THAT I HATED
BUT I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT
IT.
AND NOW THAT'S HOW MICHAEL IS.
SONNY: HE KNOWS LETICIA.
HE KNOWS CARLY.
JASON: YEAH.
SONNY: HE KNOWS EMILY.
AND MONICA, YOU SAID, STOPS BY.
I MEAN, HE MIGHT HAVE A SENSE
OF HER.
JASON: WELL, BUT DON'T
YOU THINK IT WOULD KIND OF BE
LIKE BEING IN JAIL?
PEOPLE YOU KNOW COMING TO SEE
YOU, BUT YOU'RE IN AN UNFAMILIAR
PLACE AND --
SONNY: RIGHT.
JASON: AND THE PEOPLE JUST --
PEOPLE ACT WEIRD.
AND THEY'RE MAD ALL THE TIME.
AND IT'S EVEN WORSE FOR MICHAEL
BECAUSE THE PERSON HE COUNTS ON,
THE PERSON HE'S EXPECTING
TO SHOW UP AND SAVE HIM,
HASN'T SHOWN UP.
HE MUST BE SCARED OUT
OF HIS MIND.
THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME,
BECAUSE I MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT
I'D ALWAYS COME WHEN HE NEEDED
ME.
SONNY: IF MICHAEL IS
SUFFERING, IT IS BECAUSE HE HAS
A MOTHER WHO WAS TOO BUSY
WORKING YOU AND SHE DIDN'T SPEND
ENOUGH TIME WITH HER SON AND
BECAUSE A.J. REFUSES TO PUT
HIS KID FIRST AND FIGURE OUT
ANOTHER WAY TO HANDLE THIS.
THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT,
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
JASON: WHEN MICHAEL AND CARLY
FIRST WENT OVER TO BOBBIE'S --
SONNY: YEAH.
JASON: THAT FIRST NIGHT,
HE CRIED.
SONNY: MM-HMM.
JASON: AND I WENT OVER.
SONNY: RIGHT.
JASON: AND BOBBIE TOLD ME
THAT THIS WOULD KEEP HAPPENING
AS LONG AS I SHOWED UP.
ALL I WAS DOING WAS TEACHING
MICHAEL THAT IF HE CRIES LONG
ENOUGH, HIS REWARD WOULD BE ME.
BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN TO HER.
SONNY: WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU?
WHAT ABOUT CARLY, THOUGH?
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT.
JASON: CARLY DOESN'T COUNT,
SONNY.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO -- TELL
MICHAEL, "HEY, GOOD LUCK,
CARLY'S IN CHARGE"?
WHILE SHE'S BUSY LEARNING,
MICHAEL'S AT RISK?
I DID THE LAST THING I EVER
MEANT TO DO.
I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT MICHAEL,
AND INSTEAD I SET HIM UP TO BE
HURT EVEN WORSE.
SO NOW NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE
TO DEAL WITH THE QUARTERMAINES,
HE HAS TO DEAL WITH THINKING
I LEFT HIM.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
A.J.: I'VE TRIED COMFORTING
HIM.
THAT ONLY SEEMS TO MAKE IT
WORSE.
THE TEMPERATURE'S DROPPING,
OR I'D LET LETICIA TAKE HIM
OUTSIDE TO PLAY.
LILA: WHERE IS CARLY?
A.J.: SHE'S UPSTAIRS TRYING
TO CATCH UP ON SLEEP SHE MISSED
LAST NIGHT.
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO,
BUT I INSISTED.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?
LILA: NONE THAT YOU WANT
TO HEAR.
A.J.: GRANDMOTHER, I'M ONLY
TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT
FOR MY SON.
LILA: A.J., THAT MAY END UP
BEING THE HARDEST THING YOU'VE
EVER HAD TO DO.
A.J.: YOU'RE RIGHT.
REGINALD: WHERE ARE
YOU GOING?
A.J.: OUT.
UH-OH, GERMS !
GOTTA DISINFECT
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- WHO DID YOU EXPECT ?
- MR. CLEAN
ANTIBACTERIAL MR. CLEAN
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IF YOU'RE NOT USING MR. CLEAN,
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OH, YEAH
THAT'S A BETTER
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TOUGH ON GERMS
AND EASY AS YOU PLEASE
HE'S GOT THE MUSCLE
TO PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE
MR. CLEAN
HE'S...
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AND 99% FAT FREE.
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IT'S A HEALTHY START.
I GET ACHES AND PAINS
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FOR FAST RELIEF...
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CHICKEN VOILA!
SEASONED, GRILLED
CHICKEN BREAST,
PASTA AND BIRDS EYE VEGETABLES,
ALL IN ONE BAG.
SO SIMPLE,
IT ALMOST PREPARES ITSELF.
HOW SWEET.
YOU MADE DINNER.
CHICKEN VOILA! BRING
A LITTLE "WOW" TO YOUR TABLE.
SONNY: I KNOW ALL ABOUT
FATHERS WALKING OUT
ON THEIR KIDS.
IT WAS THE DEFINING REALITY
OF MY CHILDHOOD.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO MICHAEL.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN WALKING OUT AND BEING
KEPT AWAY.
JASON: NOT TO MICHAEL.
SONNY: WEREN'T YOU THE ONE --
WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO ALWAYS
SAID THAT MICHAEL UNDERSTANDS
PEOPLE MORE THAN THEY GIVE HIM
CREDIT FOR?
YOU DON'T THINK HE KNOWS THAT
YOU LOVE HIM?
YOU DON'T THINK HE KNOWS THAT
YOU WANT TO BE WITH HIM?
YOU ARE NOT WRONG HERE.
THE QUARTERMAINES ARE.
EVER SINCE YOU BROUGHT MICHAEL
HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL,
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT LOVE
THAT KID.
YOU'VE PROTECTED THAT KID
TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY.
ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT THAT?
DO YOU WISH NOW THAT YOU'D HAVE
GIVEN HIM TO A.J. FROM THE START
SO HE COULD HAVE LIVED
WITH THE QUARTERMAINES
FOR THE FIRST YEAR OF HIS LIFE?
WHERE EMILY LASTED, WHAT --
TWO YEARS BEFORE THEY DROVE
HER TO DO DRUGS?
IF YOU HAD TO DO IT AGAIN,
WOULD YOU HAVE GIVEN MICHAEL
TO A.J.?
JASON: NO.
SONNY: THEN WHERE DO YOU GET
OFF TAKING BLAME FOR HOW THE Qs
ARE HANDLING THIS NOW?
THAT'S THE REASON WHY YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO GIVE MICHAEL TO THEM
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T PUT
HIS INTERESTS FIRST.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
PROTECTING HIM FROM.
JASON: SO NOW I JUST HAVE
TO STAND HERE AND TAKE IT?
SONNY: NO, NO.
I -- I CAN'T ANSWER THAT.
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO RUN BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO MAKE MICHAEL'S LIFE
A LIE.
THAT'S NO WAY TO BRING UP
A CHILD.
YOU THOUGHT OF HIS INTERESTS
FIRST.
STAYING HERE TOOK A LOT
OF STRENGTH.
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD
FATHER.
JASON: WHAT I GOT TO DO IS
FIGURE OUT A WAY TO CHANGE THIS.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ALAN: LET ME KNOW ABOUT
THE CUSTODY HEARING -- WHATEVER
I CAN DO.
TONY: WELL, ACTUALLY,
IF YOU KNOW OF A DRUG THAT
I COULD GIVE BOBBIE THAT WOULD
CHANGE HER MIND --
A.J.: AM I INTERRUPTING?
ALAN: HEY!
TONY: NO, WE JUST FINISHED,
ACTUALLY.
A.J.: WHAT HAPPENED?
TONY: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
LIKE I TOLD YOUR DAD, I BUMPED
INTO SOMETHING IN THE DARK.
TAMMY: YOU TAKING OFF?
TONY: YES, I AM.
TAMMY: WELL, PUT THAT AWAY
BECAUSE THIS ONE IS
ON THE HOUSE.
TONY: WHY, THANK YOU.
TAMMY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
TONY: AND YOUR DAD FILLED ME
IN ON YOUR SITUATION.
AND IT MAY NOT MEAN ANYTHING,
BUT YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT.
A.J.: IT MEANS A LOT.
THANKS.
TONY: BYE.
TAMMY: BYE.
A.J.: LISTEN.
I CALLED THE CLINIC,
AND THEY SAID YOU'D BE HERE.
ALAN: WHAT'S GOING ON?
A.J.: DAD, MY SON IS
MISERABLE, AND I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING TO HELP.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: REGINALD, GET ME
THE NAME OF THE BEST NANNY
SERVICE IN TOWN NOW.
LILA: EDWARD.
EDWARD: WELL -- THIS ISN'T
WORKING.
LILA: AND YOU KNOW WHAT WILL.
EDWARD: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
FELICIA: HELLO?
LILA: FELICIA, IT'S LILA
QUARTERMAINE.
FELICIA: OH, LILA.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE
RECONSIDERED YOUR DECISION.
LILA: YES, DEAR, I HAVE.
I'VE DECIDED I WANT VERY MUCH
TO GET MY MEMOIRS DOWN
FOR FUTURE QUARTERMAINE
GENERATIONS.
WHEN DO WE START?
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OOH !
THE SQUARES GO "CRUNCH."
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IT'S THE CHEXPLOSION
OF MILK AND CRUNCH
YOU ONLY GET FROM CHEX.
- THE SQUARES CRUNCH MILK.
- FLAKES CAN'T DO THAT.
-HAVE YOU HAD THE CHEXPERIENCE ?
-IT'S GOOD.
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
MY ONLY SUNSHINE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY
MY SKIES ARE GRAY
NOTHING'S WORSE THAN
WHEN YOUR BABY HAS A COLD.
THAT'S WHY WE CREATED
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ENRICHED WITH AROMATIC ROSEMARY,
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 IT'S THE TWIZZLERS SHOW
FEATURING THE
PULL-N-PEEL DANCERS.
!
FELICIA: LILA, I CAN'T EVEN
BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'M
LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.
LILA: I AM, TOO.
GOOD-BYE, DEAR.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND, LILA?
NOW, LOOK, I KNOW THAT I HAVE
ANGERED YOU, BUT YOU ARE
FLIRTING WITH DISASTER.
LILA: YOU KNOW, EDWARD, I CAN
ACTUALLY THINK OF SOME GOOD
THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU, SO I'D
BETTER GET THEM DOWN BEFORE
I FORGET.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH I CAN
TELL FELICIA, AND I HAVE
NO INTENTION OF SAYING ANY MORE.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
JASON: LET ME SEE THE LIST
OF ARSONISTS.
THE QUARTERMAINES USED
THE WAREHOUSE FIRE TO TAKE
MICHAEL AWAY FROM ME.
SONNY: YEAH?
JASON: YEAH.
SO I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THERE'S
NOT ANOTHER FIRE, WHICH MEANS
TAKING CARE OF MORENO AS QUICKLY
AND QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE.
SONNY: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THAT
MORENO WAS BEHIND THE FIRE.
JASON: BUT WE DO KNOW
FOR SURE THAT MORENO IS
A THREAT.
AND AS LONG AS HE'S AROUND,
I'VE GOT TROUBLE.
SONNY: A MINUTE AGO YOU WERE
WORRIED ABOUT REPERCUSSIONS
IF YOU GET CAUGHT SNEAKING
A VISIT WITH MICHAEL.
JASON: I'M LOSING.
YOU TELL ME -- WHAT AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO?
SONNY: WHATEVER WE DO,
IT CAN'T BE TRACED.
AS FAR AS THE WHOLE WORLD SEES,
YOU HAVE TO STAY PERFECTLY
CLEAN.
V: YOU'RE LATE.
AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
NED: OH, DO YOU LIKE IT?
HAS JUST A TOUCH OF CASHMERE.
GO AHEAD, FEEL IT.
V: I TOLD YOU TO WEAR --
OOH, THAT IS NICE.
BUT I SPECIFICALLY TOLD
YOU TO WEAR JEANS AND A T-SHIRT.
NED: YEAH, BUT --
V: YOU LOOK LIKE A C.E.O.
NED: V -- V, MY FAMILY IS
IN CHAOS, THERE'S A CRISIS
HAPPENING AT THE OFFICE.
YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I'M EVEN HERE.
V: THOSE ARE NOT MY PROBLEMS.
NED: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
V: ASKING MYSELF THAT VERY
QUESTION.
NED: WHERE'S JAKE?
WOMAN: WHERE'S EDDIE MAINE?
NED: DEAD.
V: Be nice.
WOMAN: I'LL SAY.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG
IN A COFFIN.
NED: HAVE WE MET?
WOMAN: NO.
I'M JAKE.
NED: OH.
JAKE: DO ME A FAVOR -- COME
BACK WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS.
AND UNTIL THEN, TELL
YOUR MANAGER TO STOP PESTERING
ME.
NED: WAIT.
IF YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
JUMPING INTO A RUGGED
NEW MONTANA,
I NEED MORE ROOM!
NOW'S A REALLY GOOD TIME...
NEVER SEEN A MINIVAN
DO THAT BEFORE!
MAYBE IT'S NOT
REALLY A MINIVAN.
LIFE IS MORE EXCITING...
IN MONTANA.
NOW JUMP INTO A RUGGED MONTANA
WITH THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER...
BUT GET A MOVE ON,
BECAUSE THE TRAIN'S
LEAVING THE STATION.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION
TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES--
( western music
playing throughout )
EVEN THE TOUGHEST GREASY STAINS
LIKE SPAGHETTI SAUCE
ARE NO MATCH
FOR RESOLVE CARPET CLEANER.
NO WONDER IT'S NUMBER ONE.
THAT'S OKAY, COWBOY.
RESOLVE GETS YOU OUT
OF THE TOUGHEST SPOTS.
IS A BIG ODOR...
[ Snorts, Sniffs ]
TAKING OVER YOUR LITTLE SPACE ?
[ Squealing ]
STOP IT WITH WIZARD STICK UPS.
AHHH !
CHLORINE-- IT'S IN TAP WATER,
AND IT CAN FADE COLORS.
NO WONDER THEY'RE SCARED.
ALL-COLOR CHEER NEUTRALIZES
CHLORINE WHILE IT CLEANS...
TO HELP MAKE WATER
SAFE FOR COLORS.
LOOK OUT BELOW !
[ Grunts ]
AND WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY
MAY MAKE YOU BLUSH,
SO BRACE YOURSELF.
LET'S FACE IT,
CLEANING IS MY JOB.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE
WITH CUSHY RIPPLES.
FEELING CLEANER
IS THE BOTTOM LINE.
JAKE: WELL?
V: JAKE --
OK, IT'S TRUE, NED HAS A DAY
JOB.
BUT SO DO MOST MUSICIANS.
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T INTERFERE
WITH HIS ABILITY TO SING.
YOU LIKED HIS C.D.s.
JAKE: NO, THAT'S WHEN HE WAS
EDDIE MAINE.
I SAW YOU ONCE.
I LOVED YOUR LEATHER PANTS.
STILL GOT THEM?
NED: NO.
JAKE: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
YOU SHOULD TRY.
I HAVE THIS FRIEND THAT IS
OPENING A NEW UPSCALE BAR JUST
ACROSS THE LAKE.
I'LL GET YOU THE NUMBER.
V: NO, NO.
NED DOESN'T DO NICE -- UPSCALE.
JAKE: I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
[CLAP]
NED: I WOULD
CHANGE MY WORLD
JUST FOR YOU
GO ANYWHERE
BE ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO
I'D BRING YOU
STARDUST FROM THE MOON
ASK THE ROSES FOR PERFUME
MAKE THE SNOW FALL DOWN IN JUNE
IT'S THE LEAST THAT I CAN DO
JUST FOR YOU
JUST FOR YOU
[APPLAUSE]
V: WELL?
JAKE: NO SUIT.
SEE YOU FRIDAY.
V: DEAL.
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
YOU DON'T OWN A PAIR OF JEANS,
DO YOU?
A.J.: YOU KNOW, DAD, IF IT
DIDN'T HURT SO MUCH, I'D ALMOST
BE PROUD.
MICHAEL'S GOT A SET OF LUNGS
ON HIM, AND HE'S NOT AFRAID
TO USE THEM.
ALAN: MUST BE KILLING YOU.
A.J.: IT IS.
AND THE -- AND THE WORST PART IS
THE ONLY THING THAT'LL STOP HIM
FROM CRYING WOULD ONLY END UP
HURTING HIM MORE IN THE END.
ALAN: ASKING JASON TO COME
OVER.
A.J.: IT WOULD JUST
PERPETUATE MICHAEL'S BELIEF THAT
JASON IS HIS FATHER.
IT JUST STRETCHES EVERYTHING OUT
LONGER.
AND I THINK SINCE MICHAEL'S
BARELY A YEAR THAT A CLEAN BREAK
IS THE QUICKEST WAY.
ALAN: HOW MUCH TIME YOU BEEN
SPENDING WITH HIM?
A.J.: WELL, I'D SPEND MORNING
AND NIGHT, BUT MY PRESENCE SEEMS
TO HAVE THE EFFECT OF SCALDING
WATER.
AND FRANKLY, IT'S -- IT'S TOO
HARD.
I MEAN, IT'S SO HARD,
DAD, TO HEAR HIM SCREAMING
FOR "DA-DA, DA-DA" AND KNOWING
THAT HE MEANS JASON.
I HATE HIM.
I HATE JASON FOR WHAT HE'S DONE.
HE KNEW HE WAS MINE.
HE KNEW IT.
BUT HE'S KEPT MICHAEL
SO ISOLATED THAT NOW MY SON
BELIEVES THAT THIS LYING,
MANIPULATING -- THAT HE'S
THE ONLY SECURITY THAT THERE IS
IN THE WORLD.
ALAN: LISTEN TO ME, A.J.
YOU GOT TO GIVE YOURSELF
A BREAK.
YOU'VE BEEN WITH THIS LITTLE BOY
FOR 10 MINUTES.
JASON HAD HIM FOR A YEAR.
AT LEAST GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
A.J.: THANK YOU.
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
ALAN: YOU BEEN TO A MEETING
LATELY?
A.J.: OH, YEAH --
YESTERDAY MORNING.
AND I WAS GOING TO CATCH ONE
ON MY WAY HOME.
ALAN: OH, GOOD.
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,
A.J.
I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT
FOR YOUR DETERMINATION, I CAN'T
EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS.
THE FACT THAT YOU GOT OUT
FROM UNDERNEATH THIS FAMILY,
GOT YOURSELF INTO RECOVERY,
AND TURNED YOUR LIFE AROUND IS
NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE.
YOUR PERSEVERANCE ABSOLUTELY
ASTONISHES ME.
AND THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE
A GOOD FATHER.
YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.
THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND
THAT YOU WILL BE A GREAT FATHER.
A.J.: OH, I CAN'T TELL
YOU HOW MUCH THAT MEANS COMING
FROM YOU, DAD.
JASON: SONNY, I ALREADY LOOK
DIRTY.
WHOEVER TORCHED THE WAREHOUSE
MADE SURE OF THAT.
SONNY: OK, YOU'RE FRUSTRATED.
I GET THAT.
BUT YOU GO AND DO SOMETHING
CRAZY, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU RIGHT
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW ANY
CHANCE YOU HAVE OF HOLDING
ON TO MICHAEL.
JASON: I'M NOT SUGGESTING
THAT WE START A WAR.
THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED.
BUT I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO FORCE MORENO OUT
AND AT THE SAME TIME GET MORE
INFLUENCE ON THE JUDGE THAN
THE QUARTERMAINES HAVE.
SONNY: SO FAR YOU COMPLIED
WITH THE COURTS.
THAT'S GOOD.
JASON: RIGHT.
SONNY: YOU HAVE A GREAT
LAWYER.
I GOT BENNY PULLING THE JUDGE'S
RECORDS.
JASON: YEAH, AND I'VE GOT
A TAIL ON THE JUDGE TO SEE
IF HE HAS ANY EMBARRASSING
HABITS.
SONNY: SO, GOOD.
SOONER OR LATER, YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL HAVE WHAT YOU CAN GET
TO BALANCE OUT THE SCALES.
BUT I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
AND NOT TO GIVE THE
QUARTERMAINES FRESH AMMUNITION.
JASON: THAT'S WHAT I'M
SAYING, SONNY.
ONE MORE FIRE, ONE MORE
ATTEMPTED HIT, ONE MORE CAR
BOMB, AND THAT'S IT FOR ME
AND MICHAEL.
I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
SONNY: AND YOU CAN'T GET
CAUGHT MAKING A PREEMPTIVE
STRIKE.
JASON: I'M NOT GOING TO SCREW
UP.
I'M NOT.
I PROMISED MICHAEL THAT I WOULD
FIND A WAY TO BE WITH HIM,
AND THAT IS ONE PROMISE I'M
GOING TO KEEP.
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BOBBIE: AFTER THE WAY LAURA
AND STEFAN HAVE BEHAVED,
I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU FOR WANTING
TO GET BACK AT THEM.
MIKE: I'VE GOT A ROOM TO RENT
OVER MY MOTORCYCLE SHOP.
MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A MOVE.
SONNY: MORENO IS LEANING
ON US.
IT'S TIME WE LEAN BACK.

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