GH Transcript Tuesday 3/9/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 3/9/99

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LUCKY: EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
GETTING A PLACE OF YOUR OWN?
JAX: I WAS WONDERING WHAT
KEPT YOU.
CARLY: I REALLY THINK THAT
HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT HERE.
I CAN FEEL IT.
A.J.: THANK YOU FOR THAT.
JASON: HE'S GOING TO WAKE UP
EVERY MORNING AND LOOK FOR ME,
AND I WON'T BE THERE.
SONNY: YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY
HERE TONIGHT.
JASON: I GOT TO GET USED
TO THE WAY IT IS.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
ALEXIS: AH.
HERE WE ARE.
JAX: YES, RIGHT BACK WHERE
WE STARTED.
YOU KNOW, SO FAR, THIS
EXPEDITION TO GREECE HASN'T BEEN
MY MOST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
TRIP.
ALEXIS: NONSENSE.
LOOK AT ALL WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED
IN THE PAST 24 HOURS.
WE FOUND THE MAN WE CAME HERE
TO SEE.
JAX: DEAD.
ALEXIS: BUT WE FOUND HIM.
AND WE HAD A VERY SPIRITED
DISCUSSION WITH A LOCAL POLICE
INSPECTOR.
JAX: AN INTERROGATION.
AND NOW WE'RE BREAKING
AND ENTERING.
ALEXIS: AH, BUT ONLY
TO RECOVER THE FILE ON NIKOLAS
THAT I FOUND JUST BEFORE
THE INSPECTOR ARRIVED.
JAX: YEAH.
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING
IMPORTANT IN THAT FILE.
OTHERWISE, DR. LASTIRIS WOULDN'T
HAVE GONE TO ALL THAT TROUBLE
TO HIDE IT.
SO LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE?
ALEXIS: SEE?
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
WATCH THIS.
I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
ALEXIS: I'M SURE YOU HAVE.
JAX: NOT BAD, HUH?
ALEXIS: VERY SMOOTH.
I HOPE IT'S NOT CLUTTERED.
JAX: WELL, I'D SAY YOU GOT
YOUR WISH.
ELIZABETH: HMM, HOW ABOUT
THIS ONE?
"ONE-ROOM EFFICIENCY GARDEN
APARTMENT."
NIKOLAS: THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
LET ME SEE IT.
LUCKY: NO, DON'T WASTE
YOUR TIME.
IN THE WORLD OF REAL ESTATE
SPEAK, "GARDEN" MEANS BASEMENT.
AND EX-PRINCE OR NOT,
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN
ONE ROOM, RIGHT?
ELIZABETH: OK, HERE'S
SOMETHING.
"SUITE IS FOR RENT IN A STATELY,
OLD BUILDING."
NIKOLAS: NOW, SEE,
THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE --
LUCKY: NO, NO.
"STATELY, OLD BUILDING"?
PROBABLY MEANS JUST THIS SIDE
OF CONDEMNED.
AND A SUITE IN IT MEANS YOU HAVE
NO SAY IN WHO YOU LIVE WITH.
PRIVACY IS AN ISSUE FOR YOU.
NIKOLAS: ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
LUCKY: SEE, YOU GOT TO KNOW
HOW TO READ THESE ADS.
I MEAN, IF IT SAYS
"CONVENIENT TO ALL
TRANSPORTATION," THAT MEANS
YOU'RE RIGHT UNDER THE OFF RAMP
TO ROUTE 62.
IF IT SAYS "QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD,"
YOU'RE RIGHT ACROSS
FROM A CEMETERY.
MAY I?
NIKOLAS: YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY
PICKY ON MY BEHALF.
LUCKY: YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.
ELIZABETH: OK, SO HOW ABOUT
THIS ONE, O GREAT REAL ESTATE
GURU?
FELICIA: WAS THERE SOME SORT
OF DISPUTE?
TONY: BETWEEN MY FACE
AND JASON MORGAN'S FIST.
FELICIA: OH, TONY.
YOU AND JASON HAD A FIGHT?
TONY: WELL, SINCE HE LOST
CUSTODY OF MICHAEL, HE'S HAD
A LITTLE BIT OF A SHORT FUSE,
AND I MADE THE MISTAKE
OF LIGHTING IT.
REGINALD: HE'S STILL ASLEEP.
A.J.: THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
IT'S BEEN, WHAT --
MONICA: 25 MINUTES.
REGINALD: HE DIDN'T SLEEP ALL
NIGHT.
EDWARD: YOU KNOW,
THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN TRACY
WAS BORN.
OH, SHE COULD CRY LIKE
AN AIR RAID SIREN.
LILA HAD TO ROCK HER TO SLEEP.
WENT ON LIKE THIS FOR MONTHS,
JUST -- SAME WAY -- JUST CRYING
AND ROCKING AND CRYING
AND ROCKING AND CRYING.
I COULDN'T STAND IT,
EITHER, THEN EVEN.
EMILY: WELL, GRANDFATHER,
THAT'S KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU TAKE MICHAEL AWAY
FROM THE ONE CONSTANT PERSON
IN HIS LIFE.
A.J.: WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
EMILY: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH FAULT, A.J.
MICHAEL DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.
HE'S HOMESICK, AND THAT'S WHAT'S
HAPPENING.
WE HAVE TO STOP THIS.
IT'S NOT GOOD FOR HIM TO CRY ALL
THE TIME.
CARLY: EMILY, IT'S NOT
AS IF ANY OF US ARE HAVING FUN
HERE, ALL RIGHT?
AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE ALL
THE ANSWERS.
WHY DON'T YOU STOP HIM
FROM CRYING?
EMILY: I'VE TRIED, OK?
I'VE BEEN IN AND OUT
OF THE NURSERY ALL NIGHT TRYING
TO CALM HIM DOWN, BUT NOTHING'S
WORKING.
MICHAEL KNOWS ME BETTER THAN
ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY,
OUTSIDE OF JASON.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT, EMILY?
IT KILLS ME TO SEE MY SON
SO UNHAPPY AND NOT BE ABLE TO DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
BUT IT'S LIKE YOU SAY,
IT'S TO BE EXPECTED, RIGHT?
IT'S GOING TO TAKE MICHAEL
A LITTLE TIME TO ADJUST
TO HIS NEW HOME AND HIS NEW
FAMILY.
IN FACT, IT MAY BE --
IT MAY BE HAPPENING ALREADY.
HUH?
HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW QUIET
IT'S BEEN?
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: OH.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
ONCE UPON A STARRY NIGHT,
I HAD A BULKY DIAPER
THAT DIDN'T FIT RIGHT.
JUST THEN, SOMETHING NEW,
LIKE OUT OF A DREAM.
A NEW, BETTER FITTING
HUGGIES SUPREME.
A NARROWER MIDDLE,
A NEW CONTOUR.
FORM-FITTING LEG ELASTICS
AND WHAT'S MORE,
A CONCENTRATED ABSORBENT CORE.
AND A FIT TO STOP LEAKS
LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
FOR FLEXIBILITY,
HUGGIES IS VIRTUALLY UNMATCHED.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
(street sounds)
CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEANUTS?
GET A PAYDAY.
(elephant trumpets)
SWEET CARAMEL
AND TONS OF SALTY PEANUTS.
HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER.
- BETTER ? AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ?
- BETTER.
BUTTER.
BETTER.
LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT.
JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMM. YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER.
BUTTER !
THE FLAVOR
SAYS--
BUTTER.
CHOW CHOW CHOW
A PURINA CAT CHOW CAT
IS SO HEALTHY.
KNOW WHY?
PURINA CAT CHOW
HAS ADVANCED NUTRITION
WITH OMEGA 6 FATTY ACIDS...
PURINA...
CHOW CHOW CHOW
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MAKEUP... IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MAKEUP...
IT'S A NEW KIND OF NATURAL.
TRUE ILLUSION FROM MAYBELLINE.
SOME MAKEUP CAN CLUMP
AND LOOK OBVIOUS
BUT TRUE ILLUSION'S
EXCLUSIVE MICRO-MESH FORMULA
RELEASES COLOR PIGMENTS
WEIGHTLESSLY... EVENLY...
SUBTLY CONCEALING IMPERFECTIONS
FOR A FLAWLESS
YET MAKEUP-FREE
LOOK.
TRUE ILLUSION LIQUID MAKEUP.
AND NOW
NEW LIQUID-TO-POWDER
COMPACT MAKEUP
FROM MAYBELLINE.
MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE.
DOES TOSSING ONE OF THESE...
INTO YOUR TANK KILL GERMS ?
WELL, HERE'S ONE WAY TO BE SURE:
LYSOL CONTINUOUS ACTION
AUTOMATIC TOILET CLEANER.
IT NOT ONLY CLEANS,
IT KILLS GERMS.
NO OTHER AUTOMATIC
TOILET CLEANER KILLS MORE.
YOU HAVE OUR WORD ON IT.
I HAD NEVER WRITTEN
TO A CEREAL COMPANY,
BUT I NEVER FELT THIS WAY
ABOUT A CEREAL BEFORE.
POST SELECTS CEREALS ARE FULL
OF SOME PRETTY GREAT STUFF.
TANGY, SWEET CRANBERRIES,
BIG, CHUNKY PECANS,
THE TASTE OF HOMEMADE
BANANA NUT BREAD.
I TOLD POST THAT THOSE
ARE ALL MY FAVORITE TASTES.
HANA ?
TURNS OUT WE HAVE A LOT
IN COMMON.
WE GOT YOUR LETTER.
POST PRIDE, POST PASSION,
POST SELECTS.
ALEXIS: THE FILE ON NIKOLAS
WAS IN A HIDDEN DRAWER IN THIS
DESK.
SO, WHOEVER CLEANED THIS PLACE
OUT, MAYBE THEY DIDN'T --
JAX: THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT.
ALEXIS: DAMN.
JAX: IT'S A NICE LITTLE
COVERUP, THIS.
QUICK, THOROUGH, VERY TIDY.
ALEXIS: IT'S GOT A WOMAN'S
TOUCH ALL OVER IT.
DO YOU KNOW HELENA HAS INFLUENCE
ALL OVER GREECE?
WHICH IS WHY SHE WANTED
THE COURT FIGHT OVER
THE INHERITANCE MOVED HERE.
JAX: SO WHATEVER WAS IN THIS
OFFICE YESTERDAY IS IN HER HANDS
BY NOW.
ALEXIS: OR DESTROYED.
SO NOW WHAT?
BACK TO PORT CHARLES?
JAX: OH, WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT KILLED DR. LASTIRIS.
THAT INFORMATION COULD BE USEFUL
DOWN THE LINE.
ALEXIS: LET'S ASSUME HE WAS
MURDERED.
JAX: WHY ASSUME WHEN WE CAN
FIND OUT FOR SURE?
ALEXIS: WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
JAX: OUR FRIEND THE
INSPECTOR.
IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO ANSWER
A FEW QUESTIONS.
FELICIA: I KNOW THAT JASON
CAN BE VOLATILE, BUT I HAVE
NEVER SEEN HIM VIOLENT UNLESS
HE WAS PROVOKED.
TONY, WHAT'D YOU DO?
TONY: YOU KNOW, THIS ALWAYS
SURPRISES ME WHEN THIS HAPPENS,
WHEN SOMEONE AUTOMATICALLY
INSTINCTIVELY ASSUMES THAT I'M
TO BLAME FOR WHATEVER THING
HAPPENED.
I MEAN, I WONDER WHO IT IS
THEY'RE TALKING TO.
I MEAN, I AM A RESPECTED,
ADMIRED MEMBER OF THIS
COMMUNITY.
AND THEN I REALIZE I'M NOT.
I GOADED HIM.
I SAW THAT JASON WAS DOWN,
AND I KICKED HIM.
FELICIA: OH.
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
TONY: NO.
I DIDN'T LIKE MYSELF VERY MUCH
AT ALL.
JASON HAD JUST LOST HIS SON,
AND WHO WOULD KNOW BETTER THAT
FORM OF DEVASTATION THAN --
INSTEAD OF WALKING BY
AND LEAVING THE MAN ALONE,
I JUST GAVE IN TO MY WORST
INSTINCTS.
AND HE GAVE ME WHAT I DESERVED.
FELICIA: OH, YEAH, HE DID.
YEP.
TONY: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO HOLD ANYTHING BACK.
YOU CAN TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY
FEEL.
FELICIA: I ALWAYS DO.
TONY: AND I COUNT ON IT.
FELICIA: YOU'RE A WONDERFUL
MAN, TONY.
I THINK YOU JUST FORGOT THAT
FOR A WHILE AND NOW YOU'RE
STARTING TO REALIZE IT AGAIN.
I CAME HERE TO DO SOME WORK
ON MY BOOK, SO DUTY CALLS.
TONY: WAIT, WAIT --
YOU KNOW THAT "WONDERFUL MAN"
THING?
I MEAN, FEEL FREE TO SPREAD THAT
TO YOUR FRIENDS.
SPREAD IT AROUND.
FELICIA: OK.
LUCKY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
A PLACE FOR YOUR HORSE?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
WHERE I GO, SHEBA GOES.
YOU SEE, NOW, I KNOW THAT'S
A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
LUCKY: JUST A LITTLE ONE.
NIKOLAS: OK.
YOU WENT OUT ON YOUR OWN,
AND YOU HAD TO LIVE
ON THE STREET.
I HAVE A CUSHION.
BUT THERE'S AN UP SIDE
TO THAT, OK?
BECAUSE NOW I CAN AFFORD A PLACE
WHERE YOU AND YOU AND EMILY CAN
ALL HANG OUT.
SEE, WE ALL BENEFIT FROM IT.
ELIZABETH: WELL, SOUNDS GOOD
TO ME.
OH, COME ON.
RELAX.
REPEAT AFTER ME -- MONEY IS OK.
MONEY IS OK.
FELICIA: I THINK YOUR GOOD
OPINION IS VERY IMPORTANT
TO TONY.
TAMMY: NO, I THINK HE JUST
LIKES ME BECAUSE I LET HIM
EAT HERE.
FELICIA: UH-UH, NO.
IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THOSE TV
ANGELS IN DISGUISE.
TAMMY: OH, HONEY, ARE YOU OFF
BASE BECAUSE THIS BROAD IS
NOBODY'S ANGEL, OK?
FELICIA: NO.
YOU SEE THOSE SOULS LINED UP ONE
BY ONE WAITING FOR YOU TO LOOK
AT THEM WITH BETTERMENT
IN YOUR EYES.
FIRST THERE'S ALAN,
THEN THERE'S TONY.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SEEING THIS OLD IMAGINATION
OF YOURS STARTING TO GEAR UP.
I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A WRITER
THING THAT YOU'RE DOING
BECAUSE I'M ASSUMING THAT YOU'RE
NOT CARRYING THIS COMPUTER
AROUND JUST TO BUILD UP
YOUR BICEPS, RIGHT?
FELICIA: NO, I CAME HERE
TO WORK ON IT TODAY.
YOU KNOW THAT OTHER PROJECT THAT
I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO?
TAMMY: YEAH.
FELICIA: IT FELL THROUGH.
TAMMY: OH, FELICIA, I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT.
FELICIA: I WAS.
WELL, AT LEAST UNTIL THE WOMAN
IN QUESTION CHANGES HER MIND.
IN THE MEANTIME, I'M GOING
TO WORK ON THIS PROJECT.
SO WHENEVER YOU TAKE YOUR BREAK,
WE'LL DO SOME INTERVIEWS,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
OTHERWISE, JUST TELL ME TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
TAMMY: NO.
IN FACT, AT FIRST THE IDEA
OF BEING THE SUBJECT OF A NOVEL
WAS KIND OF GIVING ME
THE CREEPS, BUT NOW, I GOT
TO TELL YOU, I'M STARTING
TO LIKE IT.
FELICIA: SO IS THAT A YES?
TAMMY: IMMORTALIZE ME,
GIRLFRIEND.
GO AHEAD.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
EDWARD: IF THAT CHILD IS
CRYING, WE CAN'T JUST ALL STAND
HERE.
DO SOMETHING, REGINALD.
REGINALD: SORRY, MY UNION
DOESN'T ALLOW IT.
EDWARD: OH, REALLY?
WELL, WILL YOUR UNION BE PAYING
YOUR BILLS WHILE YOU'RE
IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE?
REGINALD: LOOK, YOU DO
WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO.
EDWARD: OH, I WOULD IF LILA
WOULD ALLOW IT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MONICA?
YOU'RE A WOMAN.
YOU'RE THE BOY'S GRANDMOTHER,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
MONICA: I THINK YOU SHOULD GO
UP, EDWARD.
I THINK MICHAEL SHOULD GET
TO KNOW THE PERSON THAT RIPPED
HIM AWAY FROM THE ONLY SAFE
HAVEN HE'S EVER KNOWN AND DUMPED
HIM INTO A HOUSE FULL
OF LUNATICS.
EDWARD: OH -- HEY,
HE'S YOUR CHILD, A.J.
CARLY: I'LL GO.
I'M HIS MOTHER HERE, OK?
JUST DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH
BECAUSE I'M NOT JASON AND THAT'S
WHO HE WANTS.
EDWARD: HEY, SEND THAT
USELESS NANNY DOWN HERE WHILE
YOU'RE AT IT.
REGINALD: CAN YOU NOT CALL
HER THAT?
MISS JUAREZ IS NOT USELESS.
EDWARD: MAY I REMIND YOU WHY
WE HIRED HER?
TO KEEP THE BABY HAPPY
AND QUIET.
AND SO FAR, HE'S NEITHER.
AND I NEED MY REST!
EMILY: HEY, HEY, HEY.
EVERYBODY HAS HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.
I'M SURE JASON'S WAS THE WORST
OF ALL.
A.J.: EMILY,
YOU THINK I ENJOYED HEARING
MY SON SCREAM HIS HEAD OFF ALL
NIGHT?
EMILY: OH, GOD.
MONICA: IS THERE A CONTEST
IN PROGRESS HERE?
A.J.: SURE THERE IS.
THE PAIN OLYMPICS.
WHO HURTS MORE -- ME OR JASON?
AND AS USUAL, JASON WINS.
FORGET ABOUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS MESS.
JASON HAS MADE HIMSELF
THE CENTER OF MICHAEL'S WORLD
WHEN HE HAD NO RIGHT.
EMILY: MICHAEL ISN'T A PIECE
OF PROPERTY, OK?
HE'S A LITTLE BOY THAT MISSES
HIS FATHER.
A.J.: I'M HIS FATHER, EMILY.
EMILY: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
NOT TO MICHAEL.
MONICA: YOU CAN MAKE THIS
STOP, A.J.
CALL JASON, WORK SOMETHING OUT.
IT ISN'T TOO LATE.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
LETICIA: YOU WANTED TO SEE
ME, MR. QUARTERMAINE?
EDWARD: YES.
WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU WEARING?
LETICIA: A SWEATER
AND JEANS -- WHAT I ALWAYS WEAR.
EDWARD: OH, I SEE.
FOR YOUR JOB AS A NANNY
OR A DITCH DIGGER?
NOW, THAT GARB MAY HAVE BEEN
ACCEPTABLE WHEN YOU WERE
A GANGSTER'S GOVERNESS,
BUT YOU WORK FOR THE
QUARTERMAINES NOW, AND YOU WILL
DRESS APPROPRIATELY.
REGINALD: I THINK SHE LOOKS
LOVELY.
AND COMFORTABLE.
EDWARD: THE COMFORT LEVEL
OF THE HELP IS NO CONCERN
OF MINE.
WHAT ABOUT MY COMFORT?
THAT CHILD HAS CRIED EVER SINCE
HE GOT HERE, AND WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ABOUT IT?
LETICIA: I HAVE BEEN UP ALL
NIGHT WITH MICHAEL,
SINGING TO HIM AND WALKING HIM,
GIVING HIM HIS FAVORITE TOYS.
NOTHING HELPS.
I'VE KNOWN HIM ALL HIS LIFE,
AN
REGINALD: LOOK, DON'T --
DON'T TAKE THIS ON YOURSELF.
I MEAN, NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE
SEEMS TO BE DOING ANY BETTER,
NOT EVEN MICHAEL'S BIOLOGICAL
FATHER.
A.J.: I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN
TO THIS.
LILA: REGINALD IS RIGHT.
IF I WERE MICHAEL, I WOULD BE
SCREAMING FOR JASON.
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NIKOLAS: "BEAUTIFUL RIVER
VIEW, TWO BATHS."
ELIZABETH: AH, PERFECT.
LET ME WRITE THIS ONE DOWN.
NIKOLAS: OK.
ELIZABETH: THIS IS
SO EXCITING.
NIKOLAS: WHAT?
ELIZABETH: STARTING
FROM SCRATCH.
YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT WE'RE
DOING -- FINDING AN EMPTY PLACE
AND CREATING A LIVING
ENVIRONMENT.
NIKOLAS: THAT'S THE ARTIST
IN YOU TALKING.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW, IT WAS
SO MUCH FUN FINDING LUCKY'S
PLACE.
ONLY THIS TIME, WE HAVE MONEY
TO SPEND.
NIKOLAS: I LIKE THAT ABOUT
YOU -- ALL THAT ENTHUSIASM.
ELIZABETH: REALLY?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: THAT'S DIFFERENT.
WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I WAS
ALWAYS CONSIDERED FIDGETY
AND ANNOYING.
NIKOLAS: WELL, IT'S VERY
YOU AND CLEARLY CONTAGIOUS.
JUST LOOK AT MY PREVIOUSLY MOPEY
LITTLE BROTHER OVER THERE.
LUCKY: AH, AH, AH, THANK YOU,
TAMMY.
I BETTER GO BECAUSE WE GOT A BIG
DAY AHEAD OF US.
FELICIA: YOU'RE LOOKING
THROUGH THE REAL ESTATE PAGES?
ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR PLACE
ALREADY?
LUCKY: NO, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING FOR MY BROTHER.
FELICIA: OH.
TAMMY: THE CASSADINE KID IS
YOUR BROTHER?
LUCKY: IT'S A LONG STORY.
FELICIA: YOUR KNOW,
THERE'S ROOMS UPSTAIRS.
LUCKY: NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
HE HAS A HORSE.
FELICIA: OH.
LUCKY: YEAH.
"OH."
FELICIA: HOW ABOUT BRENDA'S
OLD COTTAGE?
IT'S VACANT AGAIN.
THERE'S LOTS OF LAND AND LOTS
OF PRIVACY.
LUCKY: IS THAT THE PLACE
ROBIN AND JASON WERE
IN FOR A WHILE?
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON IT
FOR ROBIN.
SHE'S VERY ATTACHED TO IT.
I THINK SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHO'S
GOING TO BE IN IT, AND SHE'D BE
VERY PLEASED IF IT WAS NIKOLAS.
LUCKY: ANY IDEA HOW WE COULD
SEE IT?
FELICIA: I CAN CALL
THE REALTOR.
HE COULD SET UP A MEETING THIS
AFTERNOON.
LUCKY: THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
FELICIA: HERE'S HER CARD.
WOULD YOU NEED A RIDE OVER
THERE?
LUCKY: YOU KNOW,
SEE THE BLACK JAG IN
THE PARKING LOT?
FELICIA: YEAH, I DID.
LUCKY: THAT'S MY BROTHER.
FELICIA: OH.
LUCKY: SEE, I'M THE POOR
RELATION.
FELICIA: I SEE.
WELL, SINCE YOU'RE COVERED,
WHY DON'T YOU GO ON OVER THERE,
AND BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE,
YOU CAN PICK UP THE KEY.
LUCKY: OK.
THANK YOU.
FELICIA: ALL RIGHT.
LUCKY: THIS COULD BE IT.
FELICIA: OK.
LUCKY: HEY, LET'S GO.
NIKOLAS: WHAT? WHERE?
LUCKY: YOUR NEW PLACE.
NIKOLAS: WELL, WAIT A --
LUCKY: NO QUESTIONS.
NIKOLAS: IS HE ALWAYS LIKE
THIS?
ELIZABETH: ISN'T IT ADORABLE?
LUCKY: NEW YEAR'S EVE,
YOU BARGE IN ON ME AND ELIZABETH
WITH A "TRUST ME" AND SOME BIG
PLANS.
DID WE TRUST YOU OR NOT?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LUCKY: THEN LET'S GO.
NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
LILA: A LITTLE BOY IS
IN OUR HOME CRYING HIS EYES OUT.
WHATEVER IT IS THAT MICHAEL
WANTS, GIVE IT TO HIM.
EDWARD: IS THAT REALLY
THE MESSAGE THAT YOU WANT
TO TEACH THE LAD, LILA?
ONE HAS TO LEARN IN LIFE THAT
EVERYTHING DOES NOT COME
YOUR WAY.
AND THE SOONER, THE BETTER.
LILA: A.J., DO YOU LOVE
YOUR SON?
A.J.: VERY MUCH, GRANDMOTHER.
LILA: THEN SHOW IT.
NOW, LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU.
I WILL NOT HAVE THAT CHILD
SUFFER INDEFINITELY.
REGINALD?
EDWARD: JUST GIVE THE BOY
SOME TIME, LILA.
HE WILL END UP JUST AS HAPPY
AND AS WELL ADJUSTED AS ANYONE
IN THIS HOUSE.
A.J.: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
CRAZY, MOM.
BABIES CRY FOR ALL KINDS
OF REASONS.
YES, IT HURTS TO HEAR IT,
BUT AT LEAST I KNOW THAT HE'S
NOT IN ANY PAIN.
MONICA: OH, A.J., HE IS
IN THE WORST KIND OF PAIN.
NOW, YOU WOULDN'T DENY A BABY
FOOD AND WATER.
WHY DO YOU DENY HIM LOVE?
A.J.: WE CAN GIVE HIM ALL
THE LOVE THAT HE NEEDS.
AND ONCE MICHAEL LEARNS THAT,
HE'LL BE FINE.
I KNOW HE WILL.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
CARLY: IT'S AS IF MICHAEL
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME.
LIKE I'D NEVER SPENT FIVE
MINUTES WITH HIM IN HIS ENTIRE
LIFE.
MONICA: OK, A.J., MAYBE IT IS
TIME THAT YOU REALLY STARTED
TO BE A FATHER AND YOU DO WHAT
IS BEST.
A.J.: I AM.
MONICA: WHOO.
A.J.: OH.
CARLY: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
SAY THIS --
MONICA'S RIGHT.
A.J.: NO.
NO, SHE'S NOT RIGHT.
LISTEN TO ME.
THIS -- THIS IS MICHAEL'S
HOME, OK?
THIS IS WHERE HE BELONGS NOW
AND FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
AND WE WON'T BE DOING MICHAEL
ANY FAVORS IF WE SEND HIM MIXED
MESSAGES.
DID YOU TRY TO PICK HIM UP?
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: WELL, DID YOU SPEAK
TO HIM?
CARLY: OF COURSE.
A.J., I TRIED EVERYTHING.
I TRIED TO READ TO HIM
FROM THE AFRICA BOOK.
I RAN TO EMILY'S ROOM,
AND I GRABBED A PICTURE OF JASON
TO SHOW HIM, IN DESPERATION.
A.J.: THAT'S A BIG HELP.
CARLY: NO, IT WAS A BIG HELP.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, NOT ONLY
DID HE STOP CRYING, HE SMILED
AND HE REACHED FOR THE PICTURE
AND HE SAID, "DA-DA."
AND THEN HE REALIZED THAT IT WAS
JUST AN OPTICAL ILLUSION
AND THERE WAS NO ONE IN THE ROOM
BUT THE DREADED MOMMY MONSTER,
AND HE STARTED WAILING AGAIN.
A.J.: DAMN JASON.
CARLY: NO, A.J.
THIS IS NOT JASON'S FAULT,
IT'S MY FAULT.
I DID THIS.
IF ANYBODY SHOULD SUFFER
FROM IT, IT SHOULD BE ME,
NOT MICHAEL.
HE'S JUST A LITTLE BOY.
HE'S A BABY.
YOU NEED TO PICK UP THE PHONE
RIGHT NOW AND CALL JASON AND ASK
HIM TO COME OVER HERE NOW.
EMILY: JASON.
JASON: IS MICHAEL ALL RIGHT?
EMILY: HE IS COMPLETELY
MISERABLE.
HE NEEDS HIS FATHER.
HE NEEDS YOU.
JASON: EMILY, I CAN'T GO
TO HIM.
EMILY: LOOK, JASON, A JUDGE
HAS NOT SEEN HIM CRYING.
I HAVE.
I'M HIS GODMOTHER.
THERE'S NOTHING I COULD DO
ABOUT IT.
I NEED TO BRING HIM TO YOU.
JASON: NO.
THEY'LL COME FOR HIM.
EMILY: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE
TO BE HERE WHEN THEY DO.
JASON: WE CAN'T, EMILY.
EMILY: HE NEEDS YOU, JASON.
IF THAT MEANS US RUNNING AWAY,
THE THREE OF US, LET'S DO IT.
I GET ACHES AND PAINS
ALL DAY LONG.
TOUGH PAIN NEEDS THE FAST RELIEF
OF MOTRIN IB GELCAPS.
POWERFUL, CONCENTRATED.
FOR FAST RELIEF...
FEEL BETTER.
BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S MOTRIN IB SPOKEN HERE.
THANK YOU FOR CALLING
METRO CABLEVISION.
ALL OUR REPRESENTATIVES
ARE SERVING OTHER CUSTOMERS.
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'CAUSE NOTHING HANDLES
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A LITTLE HUNGRY ?
WHY WAIT ?
WE LOOK FORWARD
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UGH, WHAT
ABUNDANT STENCH.
SOMEONE, CHANGE THAT
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DON'T FORGET,
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"?P?xp|xSOMEWHERE THERE'S A JOB...
WHERE YOU CAN TAKE TIME OFF
FOR A COLD.
BUT UNTIL
YOU FIND THAT JOB,
THERE'S HALLS MENTHO-LYPTUS...
TO SOOTHE YOUR THROAT
AND CALM YOUR COUGH.
HALLS:
DRY SKIN
IS A NASTY LITTLE PROBLEM.BUT EXTRA-DRY SKIN?
( rumbling )
NOW, THAT'S A BIG PROBLEM.
FORTUNATELY,
THERE'S ADVANCED THERAPY...
A NEW NAME FROM LUBRIDERM.
WITH SPECIAL NUTRIENTS
AND VITAMINS.
ADVANCED THERAPY.
LATER, GATOR.
I SAT MY SON DOWN,
EXPLAINED IT TO HIM.
SIMPLE. UNCOMPLICATED.
UH... UH...
Boy:
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
BUT HE WAS NERVOUS AND SWEATING.
IF YOU NEED HELP
TALKING TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT DRUGS
CALL FOR THIS FREE BOOK.
DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING ?
I LOST 17 POUNDS...
AND FOUND THE BEACH.
FIND NESTLE SWEET SUCCESS
AND LOSE THE WEIGHT YOU WANT.
THOSE LUSCIOUS NESTLE FLAVORS
CAN KEEP ANYONE FROM CHEATING.
NESTLE SWEET SUCCESS.
LOSE THE WEIGHT.
FIND YOURSELF.
EMILY: IT ALL STARTED AROUND
MIDNIGHT.
JASON: I USED TO READ TO HIM.
EMILY: HE MISSED YOU SO MUCH,
HE JUST KEPT CRYING AND CRYING
AND CRYING.
AND THEN, FINALLY, AROUND
7:00 IN THE MORNING, HE STOPPED
BECAUSE HE WAS SO TIRED.
JASON: THAT'S GOOD.
EMILY: NO, IT'S NOT GOOD
BECAUSE THEN HALF AN HOUR LATER,
HE WOKE UP AND STARTED SCREAMING
AGAIN.
THERE'S NOTHING THAT ANYONE CAN
DO TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO
THAT.
AND A.J. AND GRANDFATHER WON'T
LET YOU NEAR MICHAEL.
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO BRING HIM
TO YOU.
WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY --
JASON: EMILY --
EMILY: WE DON'T -- LISTEN
TO ME!
JASON, LISTEN.
I HAVE THIS ALL FIGURED OUT.
LISTEN.
I AM GOING TO BRING HIM
TO THE SOUTH END OF
THE PROPERTY, NEAR THE
BOATHOUSE.
YOU CAN BE WAITING THERE
FOR US, OK?
JASON: YEAH, AND YOU WANT
TO HURT MONICA AND LILA
BY MAKING THEM THINK THAT
YOU AND MICHAEL DISAPPEARED?
EMILY: I CAN LEAVE A NOTE
AND LET THEM KNOW THAT MICHAEL
AND I WEREN'T KIDNAPPED.
AND THEN WE CAN GO FROM THERE.
JASON: YEAH? WHERE?
EMILY: I DON'T KNOW.
WHEREVER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
NO ONE WILL FIND US.
AND THEN WHEN MICHAEL'S OLD
ENOUGH, I CAN COME BACK AND --
JASON: EMILY, STOP.
STOP IT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
CARLY: CAN'T YOU JUST
CONSIDER IT?
A.J.: NO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SUGGEST
IT -- CALLING JASON TO MAKE
MY SON STOP CRYING.
CARLY: WELL, IF IT MAKES
MICHAEL HAPPY, A.J. --
A.J.: HE'S UNHAPPY
BECAUSE HE'S CONFUSED.
AND IF YOU LET JASON BACK
IN HIS LIFE NOW, IT WILL ONLY
CONFUSE HIM MORE.
CARLY: OK.
HOW ABOUT JUST FOR A LITTLE
WHILE, LONG ENOUGH FOR MICHAEL
TO STOP CRYING MAYBE A COUPLE
OF HOURS?
A.J.: NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO MY SON,
NOT FOR TWO MINUTES OR TWO
SECONDS.
AND THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE DOING
IF JASON COMES HERE -- KEEPING
ALIVE A LIE THAT JASON IS
MICHAEL'S FATHER.
NOW, THE SOONER THAT MICHAEL
UNDERSTANDS THE TRUTH ABOUT
THAT, THE BETTER.
OK, SO IT MAY MEAN MOR
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS.
BUT WE CAN'T PANIC EVERY TIME
HE CRIES, CARLY.
WE KNOW HE'S NOT IN PAIN.
HE'S CONFUSED.
BUT IT'S UP TO US TO HELP HIM
BY SETTING THE PARAMETERS.
HE'S -- HE'S OUR SON.
WE'RE HIS PARENTS.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: YEAH.
CARLY: RIGHT NOW, A.J.,
OUR SON'S LITTLE, TINY HEART IS
BREAKING, OK?
HE DOESN'T GET CUSTODY,
HE DOESN'T GET D.N.A.,
AND HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T GET
PARAMETERS.
ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT
THE MAIN PERSON IN HIS LIFE IS
GONE.
JASON MAY BE A JERK
AND A CRIMINAL AND A, YOU KNOW,
A TOUGH GUY AND A BULLY AND ALL
THOSE THINGS THAT YOU SAY,
BUT HE'S NOT WITH MICHAEL,
ALL RIGHT?
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT, BUT WHEN
JASON WALKS IN THE ROOM,
IT'S LIKE THE CLOUDS PARTING
FOR THE SUN TO COME IN.
IT LIGHTS UP MICHAEL'S WHOLE
WORLD.
A.J.: I'VE SEEN IT.
OK?
THAT NIGHT IN THE GARAGE
WHEN ROBIN MADE THE HORRIBLE
MISTAKE OF LEAVING ME ALONE
WITH MY OWN SON.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS WRONG.
MICHAEL SHOULD LIGHT UP
WHEN WE WALK IN THE ROOM.
YOU AND I -- WE ARE THE ONES
WHO SHOULD SET HIS WORLD RIGHT.
CARLY: OK.
WELL, SOMEDAY WE WILL.
A.J.: OH, FINE.
THAT'S JUST A NICE WAY OF SAYING
WE CAN'T DO IT NOW.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
I --
I CAN'T BRING MY SON PEACE.
FROM US.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET HIM
STEAL ANYTHING ELSE.
NOW, IF WE WANT MICHAEL BACK,
WE HAVE TO KEEP JASON AS FAR
AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE.
LUCKY: WELL, THE OUTSIDE IS
PRETTY.
NIKOLAS: IT'S VERY NICE.
ELIZABETH: NICE?
DID EITHER ONE OF YOU GET THAT
WONDERFUL FEELING OF THE WORLD
DROPPING AWAY WHEN YOU CAME
INTO THE DRIVEWAY?
IT COULD USE A LITTLE
LANDSCAPING HERE AND
THERE, BUT --
LUCKY: ELIZABETH, YOU OK?
ELIZABETH: OH, MY GOD.
NIKOLAS: SHE LIKES IT.
ELIZABETH: THIS IS --
IT'S, LIKE, THE MOST PERFECT
LITTLE HOUSE I'VE EVER SEEN.
LUCKY: WELL, IT'S A CLOSE
SECOND TO MY PLACE, I WOULD SAY.
ELIZABETH: OH, THE
POSSIBILITIES HERE ARE ENDLESS.
NIKOLAS, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, IT COULD WORK.
I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG
THE LINES OF SOMETHING
FURNISHED.
I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING.
LUCKY: I'M SURE STEFAN WOULD
THROW IN A COUPLE GARGOYLES
OR ONE OF THOSE CANDLESTICKS
THAT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE.
NIKOLAS: NO, NO, NO.
NO GARGOYLES, NO FAMILY CREST.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS HOUSE IS GREAT, LIZ.
I JUST -- I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE
TO START WITH IT, YOU KNOW?
ELIZABETH: WELL, THIS IS WHY
YOU'RE VERY FORTUNATE
TO KNOW ME.
LUCKY: A WHOLE NEW WORLD IS
ABOUT TO OPEN UP TO YOU,
NIKOLAS.
ELIZABETH: GARAGE SALES,
ESTATE SALES, I MEAN, ALL THIS
REALLY COOL STUFF FOR CHEAP.
LUCKY: IF YOU DRIVE A HARD
BARGAIN, AND I'M PROUD TO SAY
MY GIRL TAKES NO PRISONERS.
ELIZABETH: OH, NOW, YOU ONLY
SAY THAT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS
AND LOOK AROUND.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE.
ELIZABETH: OK.
LUCKY: YOU MEAN THAT?
YOUR HOUSE?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S JUST RIGHT.
THANKS FOR LEADING ME HERE.
LUCKY: IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
RIGHT-PLACE-AT-THE-RIGHT-TIME
KIND OF THINGS.
YOU KNOW.
WHEN'S MOVING DAY?
NIKOLAS: WHOA.
ONE STEP AT A TIME.
FIRST I GOT TO TELL MY FATHER
THAT I'M MOVING OUT.
IT'S MORE THAN A CRUISE.
IT'S A MAGIC VOYAGE
FILLED WITH GROWN-UP WISHES,
AND CHILDHOOD DREAMS
COME TRUE.
ON DISNEY CRUISE LINE,
YOU CAN BE PART
OF A MAGICAL ADVENTURE...
THAT STARTS WITH
A WALT DISNEY WORLD VACATION...
THEN SAILS TO OUR PRIVATE ISLAND
IN THE BAHAMAS.
SO CALL NOW
AND DISCOVER UNCHARTED MAGIC.
NIKOLAS: THE BEDROOMS ARE
BIGGER THAN YOU'D EXPECT
IN A HOUSE THIS SIZE.
ELIZABETH: AND?
NIKOLAS: AND IF THEY'LL LEASE
IT TO ME, I'LL TAKE IT.
ELIZABETH: OOH, YES!
TRUST ME, YOU WON'T HAVE ANY
PROBLEMS CONVINCING THE REALTOR
THAT YOU'LL BE THE PERFECT
TENANT.
NIKOLAS: OH?
ELIZABETH: LAST TIME I SAW
A GUY CHARM A WOMAN LIKE THAT,
SHE FELL IN LOVE.
LUCKY: AW.
SHE DIDN'T SEEM SO BOTHERED
BY THE FACT THAT YOU'RE
A CASSADINE, EITHER.
SHE KNOWS THE CHECKS WON'T
BOUNCE.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER GET
THIS OVER WITH, HUH?
ELIZABETH: YEAH.
LUCKY: STICK TO YOUR GUNS,
ALL RIGHT?
MAYBE YOUR FATHER -- HE MAY
OBJECT, BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE.
NIKOLAS: OK.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD.
ELIZABETH AND I, WE CAN LOCK UP,
RIGHT?
ELIZABETH: OH, YEAH. SURE.
I'LL GET A FEEL FOR THE PLACE,
GET A FEW DECORATING IDEAS.
NIKOLAS: WELL, HOW ARE
YOU GOING TO GET HOME?
LUCKY: YOU'LL GIVE US
YOUR CELL PHONE AND WE'LL CALL
A CAB.
NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT.
WISH ME LUCK, MAN.
ELIZABETH and LUCKY: LUCK.
NIKOLAS: AND --
ELIZABETH: KEYS.
NIKOLAS: HERE YOU GO.
LUCKY: THANKS.
NIKOLAS: SEE YOU LATER.
LUCKY: WHAT DO YOU SEE?
ELIZABETH: US MOVING
INTO A PLACE OF OUR OWN SOMEDAY.
LUCKY: THAT'S FUNNY.
I SEE THE SAME THING.
ALEXIS: I'M NOT SURE WAITING
AROUND HERE WAS SUCH
A GOOD IDEA.
JAX: I DON'T EXPECT WE'LL BE
WELCOME MUCH BEYOND OUR MEETING
WITH THE INSPECTOR, SO WE'LL BE
HOME SOON ENOUGH.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WHY NOT GET
A FEW ANSWERS INSTEAD?
ALEXIS: AREN'T WE NONCHALANT.
SORRY, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY I WALK
IN AND FIND A DEAD MAN
ON THE FLOOR.
JAX: EXACTLY.
SO IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT
THE TWO OF US ARE CURIOUS ABOUT
HOW HE GOT THAT WAY.
ALEXIS: LET'S JUST SAY
DR. LASTIRIS WAS MURDERED.
DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WOULD BE
TO PIN IT ON THE TWO OF US,
ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'RE
COOPERATING SO NICELY
BY IMPERSONATING SITTING DUCKS?
JAX: THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN.
YOU SEE, ARREST THE TWO OF US,
IT DRAWS MAJOR ATTENTION
TO THE CASE, AND SOMETHING TELLS
ME NO ONE AROUND HERE
WANTS THAT.
INSPECTOR: I AM TERRIBLY
SORRY TO HAVE KEPT YOU WAITING.
I'VE -- I'VE BROUGHT THE RESULTS
OF THE AUTOPSY REPORT
OF DR. LASTIRIS.
FROM THE TONE OF OUR
CONVERSATION, I PRESUME YOU ARE
INTERESTED IN SEEING THIS.
JAX: RESULTS SO SOON, HUH?
INSPECTOR: DR. LASTIRIS
SUFFERED A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.
HE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES.
JASON: PICKING YOU TO BE
MICHAEL'S GODMOTHER IS THE BEST
THING I EVER DID FOR HIM.
HERE YOU ARE, READY TO TAKE OFF
WITH ME AND MICHAEL
BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM, AND I LOVE
YOU FOR THAT, EMILY.
EMILY: THEN WHY DON'T
WE DO IT?
JASON: BECAUSE, EMILY,
WE CAN'T.
IT'S YOUR LIFE, TOO, AND IT'S
JUST AS IMPORTANT AS MICHAEL'S.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
TO THE REST OF IT IF YOU RUN
RIGHT NOW -- YOUR SCHOOL,
YOUR CAREER, ALL YOUR FRIENDS?
EMILY: JASON, I'LL MISS ALL
THOSE THINGS, BUT I CAN ADJUST.
JASON: WELL, A LIFE
ON THE RUN -- THAT'S A LOT
TO ADJUST TO.
EMILY: WHEN MICHAEL'S OLDER,
I CAN ALWAYS COME BACK --
JASON: NO, EMILY.
I WON'T DO IT.
NOT TO YOU.
NOT TO MICHAEL.
AND NOT TO CARLY, EITHER.
THEY NEED EACH OTHER TOO MUCH.
EMILY: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU CARE ABOUT CARLY.
I MEAN, YOU REALLY THINK
SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE THIS?
IF SHE HAD THE CHANCE, SHE WOULD
RUN IN TWO SECONDS.
JASON: MAYBE SHE WOULD.
I WON'T.
EMILY: OK, FINE.
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
I MEAN, YOU COULD HELP HIM STOP
CRYING.
YOU COULD COME TO MY WINDOW,
AND I CAN HAVE HIM WAITING THERE
FOR YOU.
JASON: EMILY, EMILY,
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
IF THE OLD MAN AND A.J. CAN
PROVE THAT I VIOLATED THAT COURT
ORDER, THEY'LL KEEP ME AWAY
FROM MICHAEL FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE.
I CAN'T TAKE THE RISK.
EMILY: ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?
JASON: YES.
I NEED YOU TO KEEP TELLING
MICHAEL THAT HE WILL SEE ME
AGAIN.
OK, WE HAVE THIS --
THIS SESSION WITH A
COURT-APPOINTED SHRINK.
AND UNTIL THEN, IF YOU COULD
JUST -- PLEASE, JUST KEEP
REMINDING MICHAEL OVER AND OVER
THAT I LOVE HIM AND THAT I WILL
SEE HIM AGAIN.
EMILY: I WILL, JASON.
I'M SO, SO SORRY.
JASON: ME, TOO.
CARLY: OK.
I HAVE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT EXACTLY
NOTHING SO FAR.
SO IF YOU THINK IT'S BEST NOT
TO LET MICHAEL SEE JASON,
THEN --
A.J.: I DO, CARLY.
LOOK, I KNOW THAT IT'S HARD
TO WATCH MICHAEL GO THROUGH
THIS.
JASON'S LOVE IS LIKE A DRUG,
AND MICHAEL'S GOING THROUGH
WITHDRAWAL.
BUT WE HAVE TO BE THERE FOR HIM.
WE HAVE TO BE STRONG
FOR MICHAEL.
CARLY: OK.
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
JUST DO ME A FAVOR, OK?
DON'T ASK ME TO GO BACK UP THOSE
STAIRS AND INTO THAT ROOM
AND FACE THE DISAPPOINTMENT
ON THAT LITTLE BOY'S FACE WHEN
HE SEES THAT IT'S
ME AND NOT JASON.
A.J.: LOOK,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
CARLY, I DON'T BLAME YOU.
YES, I -- I DID AT FIRST,
BUT NOW THAT I'VE COME
TO UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION
WITH MICHAEL AND JASON,
I REALIZE THAT YOU ACTED OUT
OF FEAR, AND FOR GOOD REASON.
YOU WERE A VICTIM
JUST AS MUCH AS MY SON.
CARLY: THANK YOU FOR THAT.
I ALWAYS HOPED THAT SOMEDAY
YOU'D SEE IT THAT WAY.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, YOU
AND MICHAEL ARE GOING TO --
YOU'RE GOING TO BE GOING THROUGH
A LOT OF CHANGES.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID
ANYMORE.
CARLY: I'M NOT NOW.
A.J.: GOOD.
WELL, I -- I BETTER GO UPSTAIRS
AND SEE IF I CAN HAVE ANY LUCK
WITH OUR SON.
ALL RIGHT.
CARLY: POMPOUS ASS.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET EVERYTHING
YOU DESERVE.
O.K., CHARLIE,
TIME FOR BED.
I'M NOT KIDDING,
MISTER.
CHARLES, I'M REALLY
NOT KIDDING.
WITH DOUBLE THE CREME...
I AM COUNTING TO 10.
IT'S DOUBLE THE LICKS.
1--2...
ONLY FROM OREO.
IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY.
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
YOU NEVER WANT TO LOSE
TO SEASONAL ALLERGIES.
AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD
TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR
ABOUT CLARITIN.
JUST ONE CLARITIN
TABLET DAILY...
BRINGS YOU 24 HOURS
OF NON-DROWSY RELIEF...
FROM SEASONAL ALLERGY SYMPTOMS.
CLARITIN HAS A LOW OCCURRENCE
OF SIDE EFFECTS,
SUCH AS HEADACHE, DROWSINESS,
FATIGUE AND DRY MOUTH.
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE
DON'T LOSE A SINGLE DAY.
TAKE CLEAR CONTROL.
TAKE CLARITIN.
AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD, HEY
DOES TOSSING ONE OF THESE...
INTO YOUR TANK KILL GERMS ?
WELL, HERE'S ONE WAY TO BE SURE:
LYSOL CONTINUOUS ACTION
AUTOMATIC TOILET CLEANER.
IT NOT ONLY CLEANS,
IT KILLS GERMS.
NO OTHER AUTOMATIC
TOILET CLEANER KILLS MORE.
YOU HAVE OUR WORD ON IT.
HOW DO YOU MAKE
THIS EASTER HOLIDAY
A LITTLE MORE SPECIAL ?
MAKE PILLSBURY EASTER COOKIES.
THEY'RE THE ONES WITH
THE CUTE BUNNY FACE OR EGG SHAPE
IN THE MIDDLE.
SIMPLY SLICE, BAKE AND EAT.
THEY REALLY GET
THE EASTER HOLIDAY--
HOPPING.
HOO-HOO-HOO.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I WAS AT MY DOCTOR AND--
OH, DID YOU ASK HER
ABOUT THE THINGS WE'VE BEEN
READING ABOUT MENOPAUSE ?
I DID.
SHE SAID...
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO CONSIDER MENOPAUSE...
AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF ITS
ASSOCIATED ESTROGEN LOSS.
YOU MEAN,
LIKE HOT FLASHES ?
HOT FLASHES
AND NIGHT SWEATS.
BUT OTHER THINGS TOO.
LIKE VAGINAL DRYNESS.
IT CAN INTERFERE WITH INTIMACY.
AND OSTEOPOROSIS.
I KNOW THAT MENOPAUSE...
INCREASES OUR RISK
FOR FRACTURES.
DR. HARTMAN ALSO SAID...
STUDIES SHOW THAT MENOPAUSE
CONTRIBUTES TO HEART DISEASE
IN WOMEN.
ADDITIONAL ONGOING STUDIES
ARE INVESTIGATING...
THE CONNECTION BETWEEN MENOPAUSE
AND ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE,
COLON CANCER, BLINDNESS
AND TOOTH LOSS.
I HAD NO IDEA.
MY DOCTOR AND I DECIDED...
TO STICK WITH THE PROGRAM
WE'VE AGREED ON FOR YEARS.
I SHOULD SPEAK TO MY DOCTOR.
WHEN CONSIDERING MENOPAUSE,
CONSIDER THE ENTIRE BODY
OF EVIDENCE.
SPEAK TO YOUR DOCTOR
ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN DO...
TO HELP PROTECT YOUR HEALTH
DURING AND AFTER MENOPAUSE.
INSPECTOR: SO THERE IS
NO DOUBT -- DR. LASTIRIS DIED
OF NATURAL CAUSES.
SO, I ASSUME YOUR BUSINESS
IN GREECE IS OVER?
ALEXIS: SO IT WOULD SEEM.
INSPECTOR: THEN PERMIT ME
TO OFFER YOU AN ESCORT
TO THE AIRPORT.
I'M SURE YOU WOULD NOT WANT
TO MISS YOUR FLIGHT.
JAX: WE CAN FIND OUR OWN WAY,
BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
INSPECTOR: VERY WELL.
I HOPE YOUR NEXT VISIT TO GREECE
WILL BE UNDER LESS -- LESS
DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES.
JAX: THANK YOU, INSPECTOR.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.
INSPECTOR: MADAM.
ALEXIS: "NATURAL CAUSES."
IT'S CERTAINLY POSSIBLE.
JAX: WELL, YOU CAN'T BE
SERIOUS.
ALEXIS: OF COURSE I'M NOT
SERIOUS.
IT'S CLEAR SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT
US TO FIND OUT WHATEVER HE KNEW.
JAX: SO ARE WE STILL
ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHO THAT
SOMEONE COULD BE?
ALEXIS: HELENA.
ELIZABETH: WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT EARTH TONES?
OR MAYBE SKY BLUES AND AQUA
GREENS?
LUCKY: ELIZABETH, NIKOLAS IS
MOVING IN HERE, NOT US.
ELIZABETH: WELL, I KNOW THAT.
BUT HE SAID WE CAN HANG OUT
HERE.
AND BESIDES, DECORATING THIS
PLACE WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE
FOR OURS.
NOTICE HOW MY CANVAS IS
EXPANDING FROM ONE ROOM
TO A COTTAGE TO -- WHO KNOWS
WHAT'S NEXT?
MAYBE A MANSION OF OUR OWN, HMM?
LUCKY: OH. KEEP DREAMING.
ELIZABETH: I WILL.
LUCKY: THIS IS A GOOD MOVE
FOR NIKOLAS.
HE -- IT'S GOOD FOR HIM TO BE
DISTANT FROM HIS FAMILY
SO HE CAN FIND HIS OWN CENTER,
YOU KNOW?
AND THAT'S WHAT I WAS LOOKING
FOR WHEN I LEFT HOME.
AND I GOT IT.
ALONG WITH
SOMETHING ELSE I DIDN'T EVEN
CONSIDER.
ELIZABETH: WHAT?
LUCKY: PEACE.
INSIDE.
BECAUSE I FOUND YOU TO LOVE.
LAURA: I'M TIRED OF ALL
THE SECRETS.
AND I THINK
I'M ENTITLED TO A LIFE.
AND IF PART OF THAT LIFE IS
SPENDING TIME WITH YOU,
I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT.
I'M NOT SAYING THAT WE SHOULD
STRING UP A BANNER OR HIRE
A SKYWRITER TO EMBLAZON
OUR NAMES.
I'M NOT READY FOR THAT YET.
STEFAN: WELL, LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU ARE.
LAURA: ONE STEP AT A TIME.
STEFAN: YOU SET THE PACE.
BUT MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
THE OPENING OF "CARMEN."
THE GALA PROMISES TO BE QUITE
AN EVENT.
MAY I HAVE THE HONOR
OF ESCORTING YOU?
WELL, NO PRESSURE.
YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND
LET ME KNOW.
LAURA: YES.
STEFAN: YOU'LL CONSIDER IT?
LAURA: I HAVE CONSIDERED IT.
YES, I'LL GO.
STEFAN: OH, NIKOLAS.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
I THOUGHT WE MIGHT VENTURE OUT
THIS EVENING, HAVE DINNER
IN TOWN.
NIKOLAS: ACTUALLY, I THINK
TONIGHT WOULD BE A GOOD NIGHT
IF WE STAY IN.
THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE NEED
TO DISCUSS.
STEFAN: WHAT, IS SOMETHING
WRONG?
NIKOLAS: NO, NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
I HOPE YOU WILL AGREE.
I FOUND A PLACE IN PORT CHARLES,
AND I'M MOVING OUT.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
CARLY: OOH.
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING MICHAEL.
A.J.: I TRIED.
CARLY: WELL, I COULD HAVE
TOLD YOU PEAS AND CARROTS DON'T
FLY WITH HIM.
A.J.: ARE YOU KIDDING?
THESE FLEW HALFWAY ACROSS
THE ROOM.
CARLY: DON'T WORRY, A.J.
YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.
IF I COULD, ANYBODY CAN.
A.J.: I SEE A VERY BRIGHT
FUTURE FOR OUR KID.
WITH THAT ARM, HE COULD PITCH
FOR THE YANKEES.
AND THESE LUNGS -- HE CAN SING
FOR THE METROPOLITAN OPERA.
CARLY: YEAH, EXCEPT HE ONLY
KNOWS THAT ONE SONG.
"DA-DA."
A.J.: SOMEDAY HE'LL SING IT
TO ME.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
MONICA: HOW IS HE?
EMILY: WHO?
MONICA: JASON.
EMILY: OH.
WELL, HE'S -- HE'S OK
FOR SOMEBODY WHO LOST EVERYTHING
THAT'S IMPORTANT TO THEM.
YOU KNOW, I ASKED JASON TO RUN
AWAY WITH ME AND MICHAEL
TONIGHT.
MONICA: AND OF COURSE
HE SAID NO.
EMILY: I REALIZE NOW WHAT
A STUPID IDEA IT WAS, YOU KNOW?
I MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE
BY TELLING JASON HOW UNHAPPY
MICHAEL IS.
I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT.
MONICA: NO, COME ON.
I'M SURE THAT JASON WAS GRATEFUL
TO HAVE ANY NEWS ABOUT MICHAEL.
EMILY: I REALLY HATE THIS,
YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE, NO MATTER WHAT
GRANDFATHER AND A.J. SAY,
THIS ISN'T LOVE.
HURTING A BABY
ISN'T LOVE.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
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AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE $6 MILLION QUESTION:
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COME WITH ME.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
A NEW CHICKEN DINNER ?
MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- VERY CREAMY.
- CREAMY PARMESAN.
- DELICIOUS.
- GOOD, FRESH HOMEMADE FLAVORS.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
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THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
KIDS WHO HAVE MENTORS
DO BETTER IN SCHOOL.
IT'S TRUE. THEY'RE LESS LIKELY
TO START A FIGHT
OR USE DRUGS OR DRINK.
HERE'S THE POINT --
MENTORS REALLY MATTER
TO KIDS IN NEED.
WILL YOU HELP?
MAKE THIS YOUR NEXT CALL.
CHILDREN FIRST.
STEFAN: THIS ISN'T ABOUT
YOUR LEARNING INDEPENDENCE.
THIS IS ABOUT ACCOMMODATING
YOUR AFFAIR WITH KATHERINE.
SONNY: WHATEVER WE DO,
IT CAN'T BE TRACED.
YOU HAVE TO STAY PERFECTLY
CLEAN.
NED: THAT CHILD NEEDS TO BE
WITH HIS FATHER.
A.J.: I'M HIS FATHER, NED.

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