GH Transcript Monday 3/8/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Monday 3/8/99

Provided by Laura

GET BETWEEN YOUR KIDS
AND DRUGS ANY WAY YOU CAN...
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE
THE KID'S LIFE.
IF Y
HERR KRIEG: ALL RIGHT,
MR. SPENCER.
YOU HAVE A DEAL.
LAURA: I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE
HERE WITH YOU ALONE TONIGHT.
JASON: WHEN I PROMISED I'D
TAKE CARE OF YOU,
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD KNOW
WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS.
AND THIS IS IT.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
LUKE: I TOLD YOU MY PRICE PER
CARAT IS GOING UP THIS TIME.
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED HOW MUCH.
HERR KRIEG: WELL, WE HAVE
NEGOTIATED SUCCESSFULLY
IN THE PAST.
LUKE: I WANT 10% ABOVE
OUR LAST TRANSACTION.
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
HERR KRIEG: I ASSURE
YOU IT'S NOT.
FOR A GEM OF THIS CALIBER,
THE MARKET IS RAREFIED,
BUT INTENSE.
LUKE: "RAREFIED BUT INTENSE."
DOES THAT DESCRIBE THE MARKET
OR THE BUYER?
HERR KRIEG: I CREDIT THE EASE
OF OUR TRANSACTIONS
TO THE ABSENCE OF BOTHERSOME
DETAILS.
BUT WE'D BOTH BE INFINITELY
RICHER IF WE CLOSED THE ULTIMATE
SALE.
LUKE: THAT AGAIN, EH?
HERR KRIEG: YOU WALKED AWAY
WITH PRINCELY SUMS IN EXCHANGE
FOR MERE FRAGMENTS OF A GEM.
YOU COULD EASILY DEMAND A KING'S
RANSOM IF YOU'D PART
WITH THE MOTHER STONE.
LUKE: YES, BUT I'M
SENTIMENTAL.
THE MOTHER STONE AND I GO BACK
A LONG WAY.
HERR KRIEG: WHAT I WOULD GIVE
FOR A GOOD LOOK AT THAT
DIAMOND --
LUKE: I DON'T RECOMMEND IT,
HERR KRIEG.
A LOOK AT THE UNATTAINABLE CAN
OFTEN RATTLE A MAN'S CAGE
FOR LIFE.
LAURA: HOW DO YOU DO IT?
YOU SURPASS YOURSELF EVERY TIME.
STEFAN: THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY
TIME IS A CELEBRATION.
LAURA: OF?
STEFAN: YOU AT MY TABLE
AND IN MY LIFE.
HELENA: OH, MY DARLING BOY.
NO UNPLEASANTNESS, PLEASE.
I'M IN TRANSIT.
BUT IT IS A JOY TO SEE
YOUR HANDSOME FACE.
NIKOLAS: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT --
HELENA: WELL, I'D BE
DELIGHTED.
WELL, SHALL I KEEP YOU COMPANY
WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE LAUNCH
TO ARRIVE?
NIKOLAS: I'M NOT HERE
FOR THE LAUNCH.
I CAME FOR YOU.
ALEXIS: I CALLED
FOR AN AMBULANCE.
JAX: WELL, IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR DR. LASTIRIS.
DID GERTA REGAIN HER COMPOSURE?
ALEXIS: NO.
SHE KEEPS REPEATING, "HE WAS
FINE, HE WAS FINE, HE WAS FINE."
HE'S CLEARLY NOT FINE.
JAX: WERE YOU ABLE TO JOG
HER MEMORY?
ALEXIS: SHE INSISTS THAT
HE WAS IN HIS OFFICE ALL
BY HIMSELF.
SHE DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING OUT
OF THE ORDINARY.
JAX: DO YOU BELIEVE HER?
ALEXIS: SHE SEEMED
LEGITIMATELY STUNNED.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT --
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
JAX: WELL, HE WASN'T
STRANGLED, SHOT, OR STABBED.
DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY SIGNS
OF A STRUGGLE.
ALEXIS: I JUST TALKED
TO THE MAN AN HOUR AGO.
HE SEEMED A LITTLE EDGY,
MAYBE, BUT IF HE WAS AILING,
HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T --
JAX: OH, I DOUBT THAT VERY
MUCH.
ALEXIS: YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
JAX: HELENA GOT TO HIM FIRST.
EMILY: GRANDFATHER, YOU CAN
GIVE THE CELL PHONE BACK TO A.J.
I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE NEEDING
THE POLICE.
LILA: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
A.J.: MICHAEL'S COMING HOME.
LILA: OH.
SO THAT'S WHY YOU SENT ME OFF
TO REST.
JASON, IF THERE WAS ANYTHING
I COULD HAVE DONE TO STOP
IT, I --
A.J.: YOU WOULD BE MAKING
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, GRANDMOTHER.
MICHAEL BELONGS WITH HIS FAMILY.
EMILY: OH, A.J., PLEASE.
WE'VE ALL HEARD THE PARTY LINE
A GAZILLION TIMES BEFORE.
JASON: EMILY,
PLEASE, MICHAEL PICKS UP
ON TENSION.
EDWARD: WE DON'T NEED
CHILDCARE ADVICE FROM YOU.
A.J.: WE CAN TAKE IT
FROM HERE.
[MICHAEL FUSSES]
CARLY: JUST --
A.J.: I WANT MY SON, PLEASE.
JASON: IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
[MICHAEL FUSSES]
CARLY: OK.
JASON: MICHAEL,
IT'S OK.
HEY.
LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY
HERE, OK?
SHH.
CARLY: IT'S OK.
JASON: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO STAY HERE NOW.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO.
BUT THAT'S HOW IT HAS TO BE
RIGHT NOW.
HEY, IT'S OK.
YOU'LL BE FINE.
YOU'LL BE FINE WITH CARLY.
AND LETICIA'S HERE.
OK?
AND I PROMISE THAT I WON'T --
A.J.: JASON, DON'T MAKE
MY SON ANY PROMISES THAT YOU'RE
NOT IN ANY POSITION TO KEEP,
ALL RIGHT?
JUST PLEASE SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES
AND GO.
IT'S TIME TO LET GO.
CARLY: SHH, SHH.
IT'S OK.
DADDY, DADDY,
WATCH ME!
Woman: SHH. DADDY'S
GOT A HEADACHE.
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE.
DADDY'S GOT TYLENOL
FOR HIS HEADACHE...
THE MOST TRUSTED COMBINATION
OF STRENGTH AND SAFETY
IN PAIN RELIEF TODAY.
AND TYLENOL WORKS WITHOUT
STOMACH IRRITATION,
SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
Dad: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
DADDY'S GOING TO BE
RIGHT AS RAIN.
OOPS.
WATCHA LOOKIN' FOR ?
MY CEREAL.
ONE OF THOSE
CHOCOLATE THINGS ?
NOPE.
A MARSHMALLOW ?
UH-UH.
IS IT A CANDY THING ?
NOPE, JUST A KIX.
KIX HAS A CORN CRUNCH
THAT KIDS GO FOR.
AND KIX IS LOW IN SUGAR.
THAT'S WHAT MOMS GO FOR.
OOPS.
KIX:
HAS ANYONE SEEN DAVE?HEY, DAVE?
WHEN YOU GET WENDY'S
CHICKEN NUGGETS
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
DAVE?
THEY'RE SO GOOD
EVERYONE'LL WANT ONE.
DAVE? YOU IN THERE?
( high-pitched voice ):
NO, NO ONE'S HERE.
WENDY'S 99-CENT
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
ALL WHITE MEAT
SO THEY TASTE GREAT.
DON'T FORGET THE NUGGETS.
IT'S THE TWIZZLERS SHOW
FEATURING THE
PULL-N-PEEL DANCERS.
THIS IS NEW MENTADENT
CRYSTAL ICE TOOTHPASTE,
MADE WITH ICY COOLING CRYSTALS.
IT DELIVERS BAKING SODA
AND PEROXIDE...
IN A BURST
OF ACTIVE OXYGEN BUBBLES...
FOR FRESH BREATH
THAT REALLY LASTS.
NEW MENTADENT
CRYSTAL ICE TOOTHPASTE.
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EMILY: WHY ARE YOU TELLING
JASON HOW TO HANDLE THIS?
YOU DON'T KNOW MICHAEL.
HE DOES.
EDWARD: WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?
EMILY: IF YOU REALLY CARED
ABOUT MICHAEL, YOU WOULDN'T BE
DOING THIS.
A.J.: COULD WE JUST GET
ON WITH THIS, PLEASE?
EMILY: WHAT, ARE YOU LIKE
A BUNCH OF ROBOTS?
DO YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS AT ALL?
DO YOU HAVE ANY COMPASSION
FOR THIS BABY THAT YOU SO-CALLED
LOVE?
JASON: EMILY, PLEASE.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO MAKE THIS
OK FOR MICHAEL.
EDWARD: AND THAT WILL BE
INFINITELY EASIER ONCE YOU HAVE
ABSENTED YOURSELF FOR GOOD.
JASON: LETICIA, WILL YOU TAKE
HIM UPSTAIRS?
EDWARD: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION
HERE.
ALLOW ME TO CLARIFY.
JASON, AS OF THIS MOMENT,
YOU ARE NOT GIVING THE ORDERS.
THIS LITTLE BOY IS NOT YOUR SON.
JASON: HEY.
HI.
I LOVE YOU.
JASON: NOW, I MIGHT NOT BE
ABLE TO SEE YOU FOR A WHILE,
BUT I'M GOING TO BE THINKING
ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY.
AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER STOP
FIGHTING TO GET YOU BACK,
NO MATTER HOW HARD OR HOW LONG
IT TAKES.
EDWARD: THAT WILL BE QUITE
ENOUGH.
JASON: GOOD NIGHT, MICHAEL.
JASON: OK.
JASON: OK.
JASON: THE NEXT TIME
YOU PEOPLE RIP INTO EACH
OTHER -- TOMORROW OR FIVE
MINUTES FROM NOW -- YOU MAKE
SURE MICHAEL'S OUT OF HEARING
DISTANCE.
HE GETS SCARED WHEN HE HEARS
PEOPLE YELL.
EDWARD: OH.
WHEREAS THE APELIKE GRUNTS
OF GANGSTERS ARE NO DOUBT BALM
TO HIS EARS.
EMILY: THAT'S WHAT HE WAS
TALKING ABOUT.
MICHAEL ISN'T USED TO MEANNESS.
EDWARD: WELL, MICHAEL WILL
BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO
THE CADENCES OF FAMILY LIFE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE NOW,
JASON.
AND DON'T COME BACK.
YOU ARE LEGALLY BARRED FROM ANY
CONTACT WITH MICHAEL.
EMILY: UNTIL THE CUSTODY
HEARING, YOU MEAN.
EDWARD: WE MEAN WORLD
WITHOUT END.
AMEN.
A.J.: AND, JASON,
THOSE RULES YOU INFLICTED ON ME
TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY SON --
I'M IMPOSING THOSE SAME RULES
ON YOU, BACKED UP BY LEGAL
ORDER.
EMILY: I HATE THAT THEY'RE
DOING THIS TO YOU AND MICHAEL.
I HATE THAT THEY'RE ACTING LIKE
THIS.
JASON: HEY,
I NEED YOU TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
FOR MICHAEL'S SAKE, OK?
YOU'RE HIS GODMOTHER.
YOU PROMISED TO LOOK OUT
FOR HIM.
EMILY: I WILL.
LILA: EDWARD, I DON'T CARE
WHERE YOU SLEEP TONIGHT, AS LONG
AS IT'S NOT IN OUR BEDROOM.
A.J.: I THINK WE'RE FINISHED
HERE, CARLY.
WHY DON'T WE GET MICHAEL
SETTLED IN.
EDWARD: GOOD-BYE, JASON.
JASON: MICHAEL WILL NEVER
BELONG TO YOU.
HE NEVER WILL.
MONICA: SEE, A.J. JUST
DOESN'T EVEN GRASP HOW DIFFICULT
THIS WHOLE TRANSITION IS GOING
TO BE.
MICHAEL IS BOUND TO BE
DISORIENTED.
ALAN: WELL, YOU'LL BE THERE
TO HELP.
MONICA: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
THERE, TOO?
HELP YOUR GRANDSON GET
ACCUSTOMED TO HIS NEW HOUSE?
ALAN: YOU NEED TO FOCUS
ON MICHAEL.
YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TWO
RELATIVE STRANGERS WALKING
AROUND THE HOUSE.
THE OTHER THING, MONICA,
IS I DON'T FEEL FIRM ENOUGH
ON MY FEET TO START DEALING
WITH THE CUNNING AND THE MALICE
IN THAT HOUSE.
MONICA: COME ON, YOU'RE A LOT
STRONGER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.
ALAN: YEAH, WELL, I'M STRONG
ENOUGH TO KNOW MY OWN
LIMITATIONS, AND I SURE AS HECK
DON'T WANT TO START
STUMBLING NOW.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
MONICA: OH, SORRY.
MONICA: MONICA QUARTERMAINE.
EMILY: THANKS A LOT, MOM.
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH,
YOU BAIL, RIGHT?
MONICA: WHAT'S WRONG?
EMILY: YOU CLAIM THAT MICHAEL
BELONGS WITH A.J., YET YOU WON'T
STICK AROUND TO SEE HIM GET
YANKED OUT OF JASON'S ARMS.
MONICA: MICHAEL IS THERE?
I MEAN, HE'S AT THE HOUSE?
EMILY: OH, COME ON, MOM.
LIKE YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHY YOU CONVENIENTLY
DISAPPEARED.
WERE YOU ALSO IN ON THAT LITTLE
LEGAL STUNT TO MAKE SURE JASON
NEVER SEES HIS SON AGAIN?
MONICA: I DIDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING, EMILY.
I PROMISE YOU.
NOW, YOU JUST STAY THERE,
AND I'LL BE RIGHT HOME.
WELL, NICE GOING, ALAN.
ALAN: YOU'RE LEAVING?
MONICA: YES, BUT IT'S OK.
YOUR JOB IS DONE.
ALAN: IS EMILY OK?
MONICA: NO, SHE'S NOT OK.
I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO SEE ME.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN
IN YOUR FAMILY?
I SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP
ON A HIDDEN AGENDA.
ALAN: MONICA, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
MONICA: YOU HAVE NO IDEA,
DO YOU?
ALAN: THE ONLY THING I KNOW
IS I'M OBVIOUSLY SOME SORT
OF DISTRACTION HERE.
WHY DON'T THEY WANT
YOU AT THE HOUSE?
MONICA: THE COURT FINALLY
MADE JASON GIVE MICHAEL UP.
HE CAN'T EVEN VISIT HIM.
ALAN: THAT IS WHY I CANNOT
COME HOME.
BECAUSE THE SIMPLEST THING --
JUST YOU AND ME HAVING DINNER --
TURNS OUT TO BE A CALCULATED
MOVE.
AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT KIND
OF MANIPULATION ANYMORE.
BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT,
IF -- IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL COME
WITH YOU, MONICA.
MONICA: IT'S OK.
THANK YOU FOR OFFERING.
ALAN: CALL ME IF YOU NEED
ME, OK?
MONICA: I WILL.
GOT TO GO.
OH, TONY.
EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO RUN.
TONY: WHAT'S WITH MONICA?
ALAN: THE COURT TOOK MICHAEL
AWAY FROM JASON.
TONY: IT'S ABOUT TIME.
HELENA: I ALWAYS KNEW THIS
DAY WOULD COME, DESPITE ALL
INDICATIONS TO THE CONTRARY.
JOIN ME FOR DINNER, WON'T YOU?
NIKOLAS: THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL
CALL.
HELENA: ARE YOU SUGGESTING
WE HAVE BUSINESS?
NIKOLAS: WE HAVE A COMMON
INTEREST IN THE FAMILY HOLDINGS.
HELENA: FROZEN THOUGH
THEY MAY BE.
NIKOLAS: WE CAN CHANGE THAT.
HELENA: YOU AND I?
NIKOLAS: AND MY FATHER
AND ALEXIS.
THE CASSADINE ESTATE
IS IN OUR HANDS.
NOW, WE CAN DRAG EACH OTHER
THROUGH THE COURTS WHILE
THE LAWYERS DRAIN US DRY,
AND WE CAN PANIC OUR COMPANIES
INTO SELLING OUT, OR WE CAN HOLD
ON TO OUR POWER THROUGH
COMPROMISE.
HELENA: COMPROMISE?
AH, THAT'S AN ATTRACTIVE
CONCEPT -- WHEN IT'S THE OTHER
PARTY WHO YIELDS.
NIKOLAS: WELL, IT ONLY WORKS
IF EVERYONE IS WILLING TO MAKE
CONCESSIONS.
HELENA: AND WHAT CONCESSIONS
IS YOUR FATHER PREPARED TO MAKE?
NIKOLAS: I HAVEN'T BROACHED
THIS WITH HIM YET.
HELENA: WELL, SHOULD I BE
FLATTERED?
NIKOLAS: I ASSUMED YOU TO BE
THE GREATEST OBSTACLE.
HELENA: NIKOLAS, MY DARLING,
IF YOU COULD BRING YOURSELF
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME,
YOU'D FIND THAT MY DARK
REPUTATION IS UNDESERVED.
I'M FLEXIBLE, OPEN-MINDED,
AND EXTREMELY ADROIT
AT GIVE-AND-TAKE.
NIKOLAS: OK.
SO, SHALL I TELL MY FATHER
AND ALEXIS THAT YOU'RE WILLING
TO WORK THINGS OUT?
HELENA: IF STEFAN AND ALEXIS
ARE WILLING TO SIT DOWN WITH ME,
I'M SURE THEY WILL BE GREATLY
SURPRISED.
JAX: WHEN WILL THEY HAVE
THE AUTOPSY RESULTS?
PARAMEDIC: MORNING.
JAX: TOMORROW MORNING?
ALEXIS: 12 HOURS
FOR POSTMORT?
YOU CAN GET THE RESULTS THAT
FAST?
PARAMEDIC: EFFICIENCY.
ALEXIS: DO YOU REALLY THINK
THEY CAN GET THE RESULTS
IN A DAY?
JAX: AND THEN BY MORNING
THEY CAN BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN
THAT DR. LASTIRIS IS INDEED
DEAD.
ALEXIS: WHERE ARE THE POLICE
ANYWAY?
I CALLED THEM AN HOUR AGO.
THEY SHOULD BE HERE COLLECTING
SOMETHING OR TAKING PICTURES
OF SOMETHING.
JAX: WELL, I'M HOPING THEY'RE
STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
ALEXIS: WHY?
JAX: GIVE US MORE TIME.
I'M GOING TO GO AND QUESTION
GERTA AGAIN, OK?
ALEXIS: IT'S NOT GOING TO DO
ANY GOOD.
I DOUBT VERY MUCH THAT HE GAVE
HER AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY
HE WAS CLEANING OUT HIS CABINETS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
JAX: YEAH, IT'S REMARKABLE
TIMING, ISN'T IT?
JUST WHEN WE WERE CLOSING IN.
ALEXIS: CLOSING IN ON WHAT?
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING FOR.
JAX: WELL, YOUR MISSION IS
TO FIGURE THAT OUT BEFORE
THE POLICE GET HERE.
ALEXIS: WHY ME?
JAX: WELL, SOMEONE'S GOT
TO KEEP GERTA BUSY.
I FIGURE I'M PROBABLY BETTER
EQUIPPED.
HAPPY HUNTING.
YOU BETTER MAKE IT QUICK, OK?
[ Screen Shattering ]
GO AHEAD, THROW IT.
I DESERVE IT.
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.

NOTHING CLEANS HOUSEHOLD STAINS
BETTER THAN CLOROX BLEACH.
I JUST WISH IT WERE
EASIER TO USE.
IT IS...WITH
CLOROX CLEAN-UP SPRAY.
A HOUSEHOLD CLEANING SPRAY
WITH A BALANCED FORMULA
OF A SPECIAL CLEANER
PLUS CLOROX BLEACH.
SO YOU CAN REMOVE STAINS AND
DISINFECT ALL OVER THE KITCHEN
AND IN THE BATHROOM...
AND IN THE KID'S ROOM.
ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE.
TRY CLOROX CLEAN-UP.
THE ONLY HOUSEHOLD CLEANER
WITH CLOROX BLEACH.
MONICA: YOU MISERABLE COWARD.
EDWARD: BRANDY?
MONICA: I AM THIS CLOSE
FROM THROWING YOU OUT.
EDWARD: DON'T YOU GET BORED
WITH THESE TIRESOME THREATS?
MONICA: YOU MANEUVER ME OUT
OF MY OWN HOUSE SO YOU CAN WREAK
HAVOC ON MY FAMILY?
EDWARD: YOUR FAMILY?
MONICA: HOW DARE YOU AMBUSH
MY SON!
EDWARD: YOU HAVE TWO SONS,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,S,E OTHER IS A CREDIT
TO US ALL.
NOW, CLARIFY SOMETHING FOR ME,
WOULD YOU?
WHICH SON'S SIDE ARE
YOU ON, HUH?
MONICA: UNLIKE YOU, EDWARD,
I AM ON MICHAEL'S SIDE.
EDWARD: WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD
BE JOINING ME IN A TOAST
BECAUSE MICHAEL'S PROSPECTS HAVE
BEEN DRAMATICALLY IMPROVED NOW
THAT BOMBS AND GUNS AND ARSON
HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED
FROM HIS LIFE.
MONICA: AND YOU HAVE MADE
JASON'S LIFE A HELL.
EDWARD: JASON IS NOT
MY CONCERN.
MONICA: OBVIOUSLY, EDWARD.
OBVIOUSLY,
SINCE TAKING MICHAEL --
YOU COULDN'T BE SETTLED
WITH THAT -- NO, YOU HAD
TO TWIST THE KNIFE A LITTLE BIT
MORE.
AND YOU HAD TO SET IT UP
SO YOU'D GET HIM OVER HERE
WITHOUT ANY SUPPORT WHATSOEVER.
EDWARD: OH, EMILY AND LILA
WERE ABSURDLY SUPPORTIVE,
FAIRLY DRIPPING MISPLACED
COMPASSION.
MONICA: YOU CUT JASON OFF
FROM THE ONE PERSON THAT
HE LOVES MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
EDWARD: THE CHILD HE STOLE.
MONICA: ARE YOU PROUD
OF YOURSELF?
ARE YOU REALLY HAPPY, EDWARD?
A.J.: GRANDFATHER ISN'T
RESPONSIBLE.
I DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE.
TONY: THINKING ABOUT NOT
GOING HOME, RIGHT?
WHY GO HOME?
THERE'S NO ONE WAITING
FOR YOU NOW.
AND YOU'RE SCARED SICK
AT THE PROSPECT OF TURNING THAT
KEY AND OPENING THE DOOR.
I KNOW IT'S NOT THE QUIET THAT
YOU'RE AFRAID OF.
NO, YOU BRACED YOURSELF
FOR THAT.
IT'S THAT LONG, DEAD,
LONELY QUIET THAT SETTLES
IN AROUND YOUR LIFE AND PROMISES
NEVER TO GO AWAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT CHEWS YOU UP?
IT'S THE PROSPECT OF FACING ALL
THOSE LITTLE THINGS.
YOU SIT DOWN ON THE SOFA,
YOU FEEL THAT LUMP BEHIND
YOUR BACK, AND YOU REACH DOWN
INTO THE CREASE OF THE SOFA
AND IT'S A STUFFED ANIMAL,
ONE OF MICHAEL'S LITTLE FRIENDS.
OR YOU OPEN A DRAWER,
AND THERE'S A SPOON MADE OUT
A TINY LITTLE BOOT,
OR THERE'S A SOAP DUCK
ON THE SINK.
ALL THE SMALL BUT SIGNIFICANT
ITEMS THAT YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO NEED AGAIN, AND THOSE TINY
LITTLE REMINDERS OF ANOTHER TIME
CAN SLICE YOU IN HALF.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
TO STOP IT.
IT'S GOING TO CUT YOU
TO THE BONE TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
EVEN AFTER ALL THE LITTLE THINGS
ARE GONE, IT'S NOT GOING TO GET
ANY EASIER.
YOU FEELING BAD NOW?
WELL, WELCOME TO A WORLD
OF PAIN.
I COULD TAKE YOU ON A GUIDED
TOUR OF THE LOWEST LEVELS
OF HELL, JASON.
AND I HAVE WAITED A LONG TIME
TO SAY THIS TO YOU --
IT'S JUST SO SWEET RIGHT NOW
TO TELL YOU THAT THAT OLD SAYING
IS TRUE, YOU KNOW -- "WHAT GOES
AROUND, COMES AROUND."
OH!
YUM, BRR
COOL, COOL LA LA
COOL LA LA
SO COOL
REFRESHING
COOL LA LA COOL
SO FULL OF
LIFE SAVERS
YUM
ONCE UPON A STARRY NIGHT,
I HAD A BULKY DIAPER
THAT DIDN'T FIT RIGHT.
JUST THEN, SOMETHING NEW,
LIKE OUT OF A DREAM.
A NEW, BETTER FITING
HUGGIES SUPREME.
A NARROWER MIDDLE,
A NEW CONTOUR.
FORM-FITTING LEG ELASTICS
AND WHAT'S MORE,
A CONCENTRATED ABSORBENT CORE.
AND A FIT TO STOP LEAKS
LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
FOR FLEXIBILITY,
HUGGIES IS VIRTUALLY UNMATCHED.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
KEEP IT GOING.
O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH.
BAYER CAN RELIEVE JOINT
INFLAMMATION AND STIFFNESS.
TYLENOL CAN'T.
AND TAKEN REGULARLY,
BAYER CAN HELP
SAVE YOUR LIFE.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR.
[ Woman ]
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM,
NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS
SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW
IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP.
HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE.
BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT.
EEW.
[ Announcer ] FINALLY,
THERE'S A DETERGENT THAT DOES
MORE THAN CLEAN, IT SANITIZES,
NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH, THE ONLY
WAY TO KILL 99.9% OF BACTERIA.
[ Woman ]
AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT
BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
WHEN HERSHEY
MAKES A HARD CANDY,
IT'S HARD TO RESIST.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING ?
I LOST 17 POUNDS...
AND FOUND THE BEACH.
FIND NESTLE SWEET SUCCESS
AND LOSE THE WEIGHT YOU WANT.
THOSE LUSCIOUS NESTLE FLAVORS
CAN KEEP ANYONE FROM CHEATING.
NESTLE SWEET SUCCESS.
LOSE THE WEIGHT.
FIND YOURSELF.
OH!
OH!
OH!
WANNA CALL UNCLE BOB
IN CLEVELAND
AND SAY THANKS?
SURE. NOW, WHAT
WAS HIS NUMBER?
NEED A NUMBER?
JUST DIAL 411.
NOW THE NUMBER YOU KNOW
FOR LOCAL DIRECTORY ASSISTANCE
CAN GET YOU LISTINGS
FOR ALL 50 STATES.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED
AN AREA CODE.
TRY IT.
HEY! I GOT
THE NUMBER.
THANKS--
WHERE'D HE GO?
NATIONAL 411
FROM BELL ATLANTC.
TONY: MAN.
TOUGH GUY.
YOU JUST WAIT --
OH!
SONNY: WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU'VE DONE YOUR SPEECH NOW.
GO HOME WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
SONNY: YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?
A.J.: YOU CAN CALL IT
MANIPULATIVE, BUT I WAS TRYING
TO SPARE YOU BECAUSE I KNOW HOW
AMBIVALENT YOU ARE.
MONICA: I LOVE YOU AND JASON
EQUALLY.
THAT'S NOT BEING AMBIVALENT.
THAT'S BEING A PARENT --
SOMETHING I HOPE YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND ONE DAY.
IN THE MEANTIME, I WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT MY PRIMARY
CONCERN IS MICHAEL.
A.J.: SO IS MINE.
HE'S MY SON, AND I WANT HIM
WITH ME.
MONICA: RULE ONE OF BEING
A PARENT IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
IS NOT A PRIMARY CONCERN.
A.J.: OH, RIGHT.
AND WHAT IS?
THE WAY JASON FEELS?
MONICA: NO.
WHAT THAT LITTLE BOY UPSTAIRS
FEELS.
A.J.: I COMPLETELY AGREE.
MONICA: YOU TALK TO ANY CHILD
PSYCHOLOGIST --
EDWARD: NO, I THINK THAT
MICHAEL'S A LITTLE YOUNG
FOR A SHRINK.
MONICA: AND THEY WILL TELL
YOU THAT SNATCHING A BABY OUT
OF ITS ENVIRONMENT AND DUMPING
IT INTO A NEW ENVIRONMENT
OVERNIGHT IS NOT RIGHT.
A.J.: IT HAPPENS ALL
THE TIME, MOM.
MONICA: THEY HAVE WRITTEN
HUNDREDS OF BOOKS ABOUT JUST
CHANGING A CHILD'S SLEEPING
PATTERNS.
A.J., YOU CANNOT UPROOT MICHAEL
WITHOUT SOME SORT OF
A TRANSITION PERIOD.
CARLY: MICHAEL'S FINE,
MONICA.
MONICA: SURE, HE'S FINE.
HE'S FINE UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT
HE'S NOT GOING HOME AGAIN.
A.J.: HE IS HOME.
MONICA: I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM
CONVINCING HIM OF THAT SINCE
HE'S BEEN CUT OFF FROM THE ONLY
PARENT THAT HE KNOWS.
CARLY: MICHAEL KNOWS ME.
MONICA: A.J., THIS IS ONE
TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHERE GOING
COLD TURKEY IS NOT A VIABLE
SITUATION.
A.J.: I'M SORRY THAT
YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME.
MONICA: I -- I LOVE
YOU DEARLY.
BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS ACTING
OUT OF SPITE.
A.J.: YOU'RE WRONG.
MONICA: OK.
YOU PROVE ME WRONG.
PROVE ME WRONG.
DO SOMETHING FOR MICHAEL.
MAKE SOMETHING WORK OUT
WITH JASON.
LAURA: MY COMPLIMENTS
TO MRS. LANSBURY.
AND TO THE ARTIST WHO STAGED
THE SCENE.
STEFAN: WELL, IT ISN'T
OVER YET.
THERE'S A THREE-COURSE DESSERT.
LAURA: OH, I COULDN'T
POSSIBLY.
STEFAN: YOU HAVE TO GO?
LAURA: NO.
NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
I JUST --
I JUST AM FULL, THAT'S ALL.
MAYBE LATER.
MAYBE AFTER COFFEE.
STEFAN: YOU HAVE NO CURFEW
TONIGHT?
LAURA: NO.
THE BABYSITTER IS PREPARED
TO STAY LATE.
STEFAN: GOOD.
AND THE LATER YOU DISEMBARK
FROM THE LAUNCH, THE LESS LIKELY
YOU ARE TO ENCOUNTER SOMEONE
YOU KNOW.
LAURA: I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THAT.
I RAN INTO SONNY CORINTHOS
ON THE WAY OVER HERE TONIGHT.
HE DIDN'T ASK WHERE I WAS
HEADED, BUT I TOLD HIM.
AND IT FELT GOOD.
I'M TIRED OF ALL THE SECRETS.
AND I THINK
I'M ENTITLED TO A LIFE.
AND IF PART OF THAT LIFE
IS SPENDING TIME WITH YOU,
I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT.
LUKE: I TAKE IT I DON'T HAVE
TO COUNT THIS.
HERR KRIEG: YOU NEVER HAVE
BEFORE.
LUKE: TRUE.
AS YOU SAID, WHY SWEAT DETAILS?
I'VE ALWAYS FOUND OUR BUSINESS
DEALINGS TO BE TOTALLY
SATISFACTORY.
LUKE: WELL, I THINK THIS WILL
HOLD ME FOR A WHILE.
HERR KRIEG: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEVER KNOW.
LUKE: TRUE.
HERR KRIEGER, IT'S ALWAYS
A PLEASURE TO DO BUSINESS
WITH YOU.
TILL WE MEET AGAIN.
HERR KRIEG: TILL WE AGAIN.
LUKE: [GERMAN ACCENT]
HELLO.
THIS IS HERR HOFFMAN
IN ROOM 1216.
I'M CHECKING OUT.
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MAKEUP... IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MAKEUP...
IT'S A NEW KIND OF NATURAL.
TRUE ILLUSION FROM MAYBELLINE.
SOME MAKEUP CAN CLUP
AND LOOK OBVIOUS
BUT TRUE ILLUSION'S
EXCLUSIVE MICRO-MESH FORMULA
RELEASES COLOR PIGMENTS
WEIGHTLESSLY... EVENLY...
SUBTLY CONCEALING IMPERFECTIONS
FOR A FLAWLESS
YET MAKEUP-FREE
LOOK.
TRUE ILLUSION LIQUID MAKEUP.
AND NOW
NEW LIQUID-TO-POWDER
COMPACT MAKEUP
FROM MAYBELLINE.
MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE.
UH-OH, GERMS !
GOTTA DISINFECT
REACH FOR THE BIG GUY
- WHO DID YOU EXPECT ?
- MR. CLEAN
ANTIBACTERIAL MR. CLEAN
KNOCKS OUT GERMS...
AND CUTS TOUGH, GREASY DIRT
WITH EASE.
IF YOU'RE NOTUSING MR. CLEAN,
YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
OH, YEAH
THAT'S A BETTER
KIND OF CLEAN
TOUGH ON GERMS
AND EASY AS YOU PLEASE
HE'S GOT THE MUSCLE
TO PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE
MR. CLEAN
HE'S...
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELING IN
THE NATURAL
BOTANICALS
AND ORGANIC HERBS.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU...
YES!
...MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT
MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
MMM ! MMM, MMM, MMM !
[ Giggling ]
MMM-MMM, MMM-MMM, MMM !
PILLSBURY COOKIES.
HOT AND FRESH IN 15 MINUTES.
WOULD YOU LIKE ONE ?
HOO-HOO.
Ac
TAMMY: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
TONY: I GOT MUGGED.
TAMMY: WE BETTER GET
YOU TO A HOSPITAL.
TONY: NO, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
TAMMY: WELL, IT IS FROM HERE.
THAT IS ONE HELL OF A GASH.
YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT NEED SOME
STITCHES.
DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK AT WHO
DID THIS TO YOU?
TONY: DID I GET A GOOD LOOK
AT JASON MORGAN?
YEAH.
TAMMY: JASON MORGAN DID THIS
TO YOU?
WHAT SET HIM OFF?
TONY: AN EXTRA Y CHROMOSOME,
MAYBE?
TAMMY: YEAH, WELL, WHAT DID
YOU SAY TO HIM?
BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T MUG
YOU FOR YOUR WALLET.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
TONY: I DON'T HAVE THE POWER
TO DO ANYTHING TO JASON MORGAN,
BUT OTHER PEOPLE DO,
AND THEY TOOK HIS SON AWAY
TONIGHT, AND HE TOOK IT OUT
ON ME.
TAMMY: OH.
SO YOU WERE JUST STANDING THERE,
MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS,
AND ALONG COMES JASON MORGAN,
RIGHT?
TONY: I COULDN'T PRETEND
TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
AND IN MY OPINION, HE GOT WHAT
HE DESERVED.
OW.
TAMMY: HOLD ON.
REALLY?
SO YOU DECIDED TO SHARE THAT
OPINION?
WHAT WERE YOU TRYING
TO ACCOMPLISH, TONY?
DID YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF
KILLED?
TONY: I DIDN'T THINK IT OUT.
I JUST REACTED.
IT WAS IMPULSE.
TAMMY: UH-HUH -- MEAN,
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE.
TONY: YEAH, THAT'S ME,
YOU KNOW.
TAMMY: NO, THAT IS NOT YOU.
TONY: WELL, IT DIDN'T USED
TO BE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE MY DAUGHTER
DIED, IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY JUST
CUT A HOLE OUT OF MY SOUL.
TAMMY: NOW, THAT,
DR. JONES, IS A CROCK.
JASON: I PROMISED MICHAEL I'D
NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN, SONNY,
THAT I WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM
IN THAT HOUSE.
HE'S GOING TO WAKE UP EVERY
MORNING AND LOOK FOR ME,
AND I WON'T BE THERE.
EMILY: MOM.
IT WAS AWFUL.
MONICA: I KNOW.
EMILY: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE LOOK ON JASON'S FACE.
MONICA: I AM SO, SO SORRY.
I -- I HAD NO IDEA.
EMILY: IT WAS LIKE HE WAS
BREAKING INSIDE.
MONICA: NO, JASON IS VERY
STRONG.
TRUST ME, HE IS VERY STRONG,
EMILY.
I SAW HIM EARLIER, AND HE DIDN'T
TELL ME A THING.
HE IS CARRYING THIS ALL
BY HIMSELF.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, IT MADE ME
WANT TO PACK MY SUITCASE AND GET
OUT OF HERE.
I HATE WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
BUT I PROMISED JASON THAT
I WOULD LOOK OUT FOR MICHAEL,
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT SURE HOW.
MONICA: WE WILL LOOK AFTER
MICHAEL TOGETHER.
WE'LL MAKE IT ALL RIGHT.
EDWARD: PAY NO ATTENTION
TO MONICA.
SHE LAPSES INTO THESE MAUDLIN
DISPLAYS.
BUT SHE'LL COME AROUND, YOU MARK
MY WORD -- WITH A BABY
IN RESIDENCE AND HER ELDEST
COMING INTO HIS OWN.
WHAT ABOUT IT, A.J.?
SHALL WE DISCUSS YOUR
ASCENDANCY?
YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT
RESTRUCTURING E.L.Q., HUH?
A.J.: NO, NOT RIGHT NOW,
GRANDFATHER.
MAYBE TOMORROW OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT NOW I WANT TO BE
WITH MY SON.
LAURA: I'M NOT SAYING THAT
WE SHOULD STRING UP A BANNER
OR HIRE A SKYWRITER TO EMBLAZON
OUR NAMES.
I'M NOT READY FOR THAT YET.
STEFAN: WELL, LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU ARE.
LAURA: ONE STEP AT A TIME.
STEFAN: YOU SET THE PACE.
BUT MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
THE OPENING OF "CARMEN."
THE GALA PROMISES TO BE QUITE
AN EVENT.
MAY I HAVE THE HONOR
OF ESCORTING YOU?
AT THE JCPenney
25% OFF SPRING SHOPPING SPREE,
YOU PICK WHAT'S ON SALE.
COME IN, GRAB A 25% OFF
CERTIFICATE,
AND USE IT OVER AND OVER
IN STORES AND CATALOG
THROUGH MARCH FIFTEENTH.
SUCH BIG SAVINGS!
SO LITTLE TIME!
JCPenney
I WANT IT! I LOVE IT!
I'LL TAKE IT!
AH !
YOU SEE THIS GUY
THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU
YES, I'M IN LOVE
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'LL
FIND YOUR MISSING HALF.
SO BE READY WITH SCOPE.
NOTHING KILLS
MORE BAD BREATH GERMS.
ITS MINTY TINGLE GETS BREATH
SCOPE CLEAN AND FRESH.
SCOPE--
I NEED YOUR LOVE
(street sounds)
CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEANUTS?
GET A PAYDAY.
(elephant trumpets)
SWEET CARAMEL
AND TONS OF SALTY PEANUTS.
I HAD NEVER WRITTEN
TO A CEREAL COMPANY,
BUT I NEVER FELT THIS WAY
ABOUT A CEREAL BEFORE.
POST SELECTS CEREALS ARE FULL
OF SOME PRETTY GREAT STUFF.
TANGY, SWEET CRANBERRIES,
BIG, CHUNKY PECANS,
THE TASTE OF HOMEMADE
BANANA NUT BREAD.
I TOLD POST THAT THOSE
ARE ALL MY FAVORITE TASTES.
HANA ?
TURNS OUT WE HAVE A LOT
IN COMMON.
WE GOT YOUR LETTER.
POST PRIDE, POST PASSION,
POST SELECTS.
LAURA: YOU DON'T WASTE ANY
TIME, DO YOU?
STEFAN: SHALL WE PLAN
ON ATTENDING THE GALA TOGETHER?
WELL, NO PRESSURE.
YOU TAKE YOUR TIME
AND LET ME KNOW.
LAURA: YES.
STEFAN: YOU'LL CONSIDER IT?
LAURA: I HAVE CONSIDERED IT.
YES, I'LL GO.
JAX: INSPECTOR, WE WERE
WONDERING WHAT KEPT YOU.
YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT A SHOCK
THIS WAS.
GERTA WAS BESIDE HERSELF.
APPARENTLY, THE DOCTOR WAS
IN GOOD HEALTH -- OR SHE SEEMED
TO THINK SO.
INSPECTOR, THIS IS ALEXIS DAVIS.
INSPECTOR: YOU DISCOVERED
THE BODY?
ALEXIS: WELL, JAX AND GERTA.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
JAX: YES, SOME TIME AGO.
WE WERE EXPECTING YOU SOONER.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
INSPECTOR: PERHAPS NOT
IN YOUR COUNTRY, BUT HERE
THE INSPECTOR ASKS THE
QUESTIONS.
YOU ARE EXPECTED AT POLICE
HEADQUARTERS.
YOU CAN CHAT WITH MY COLLEAGUE
UNTIL I ARRIVE, AND THEN YOU CAN
GIVE YOUR STORIES.
NOW, IF YOU'LL FORGIVE ME,
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
ALEXIS: YES, OF COURSE.
TAMMY: YOU DON'T HAVE A HOLE
IN YOUR SOUL, TONY.
IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T CARE
ABOUT PEOPLE THE WAY THAT
YOU DO.
TONY: I CAN FUNCTION.
TAMMY: YOU MORE THAN
FUNCTION.
WHERE WOULD ALAN BE WITHOUT YOU?
TONY: I HAD A SELFISH MOTIVE.
TAMMY: DO YOU HATE YOURSELF
THAT MUCH?
TONY: I HATE --
PART OF ME HATES THE WORLD.
TAMMY: DOES THAT INCLUDE
YOUR SON?
TONY: NO.
TAMMY: YOU HAVE A LITTLE BOY.
YOU MESSED UP.
THAT'S OK.
WE ALL MESS UP.
BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T HAND
OUT PARENTAL RIGHTS TO DAMAGED
SOULS -- AT LEAST, THEY TRY
NOT TO.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT
THIS?
TONY: I'M GOING TO FOLLOW
THE PATH OF GOODNESS AND LIGHT.
TAMMY: JASON MORGAN WAS DOWN
AND OUT, AND YOU KICKED HIM.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD?
TONY: NO.
TAMMY: SO WHAT DOES THAT
TELL YOU?
TONY: SOMETHING.
CAN WE END THIS LESSON NOW,
PLEASE?
TAMMY: YES, WE CAN.
ON ONE CONDITION.
TONY: AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T
INVOLVE ME GETTING ON MY KNEES
AND PRAYING TO YOU, ALL RIGHT?
TAMMY: NO.
I'M A LITTLE ASHAMED TO ADMIT
THIS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
STREETWISE -- WELL,
THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
BUT LATELY, IT'S BEEN A LITTLE
CREEPY FOR ME WALKING HOME DOWN
THERE ON COURTLAND STREET.
TONY: SAY NO MORE.
SAY NO MORE.
COME WITH ME, YOUNG LADY.
YOU'RE WITH THE TOUGHEST.
A.J.: SO DOES IT USUALLY TAKE
SO LONG TO PUT MICHAEL DOWN
FOR THE NIGHT?
CARLY: UH-UH.
NOT REALLY.
A.J.: GUESS IT'S TO BE
EXPECTED ANYWAY.
NEW HOME,
NEW ROOM, NEW BED.
CARLY: HE'LL WAKE UP AGAIN.
HE USUALLY DOES.
YOU JUST -- THANK YOU --
READ TO HIM FROM THE BOOK,
AND HE'LL BE FINE.
A.J.: YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS
THE BOOK?
COME ON, CARLY.
RIVER SYSTEMS IN CENTRAL AFRICA?
MICHAEL DOES HAVE GOOD GENES,
I GRANT YOU THAT, BUT I DON'T
THINK ANY 1-YEAR-OLD --
CARLY: 14 MONTHS.
MICHAEL'S 14 MONTHS.
A.J.: WELL --
I -- WHAT PUT HIM TO SLEEP WAS
THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.
CARLY: YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK MAYBE
WE SHOULD DO IS, TOMORROW,
WHY DON'T WE GO TO A CHILDREN'S
BOOKSTORE AND WE'LL PICK OUT
SOME BOOKS THAT YOU THINK THAT
YOU WOULD ENJOY READING
TO MICHAEL.
A.J.: THAT -- YEAH,
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
CARLY: OK?
AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
I THINK YOU DID A -- JUST
INCREDIBLE JOB WITH HIM.
ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE NEGATIVE
SUPPORT FROM YOUR MOTHER,
YOUR GRANDMOTHER, AND -- I'M
SORRY, BUT YOUR LITTLE SISTER IS
SUCH A WITCH SOMETIMES.
BUT IT'S GOING TO CHANGE.
I KNOW IT.
THEY WILL ALL COME AROUND.
THEY'LL TAKE EVERYTHING
THEY SAID BACK WHEN THEY SEE HOW
GOOD YOU ARE WITH MICHAEL.
I REALLY -- I REALLY THINK
THAT HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT HERE.
I JUST -- I KNOW.
I CAN FEEL IT.
A.J.: THANK YOU FOR THAT.
SONNY: YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY
HERE TONIGHT.
COME OVER TO MY PLACE.
JASON: THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
SONNY: YEAH, BUT TONIGHT --
JASON: IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE
EVERY NIGHT AFTER THIS.
I'VE GOT TO GET USED TO THE WAY
IT IS.
SONNY: IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND --
JASON: I KNOW, SONNY.
I KNOW.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
HOW DO YOU MAKE
THIS EASTER HOLIDAY
A LITTLE MORE SPECIAL ?
MAKE PILLSBURY EASTER COOKIES.
THEY'RE THE ONES WITH
THE CUTE BUNNY FACE OR EGG SHAPE
IN THE MIDDLE.
SIMPLY SLICE, BAKE AND EAT.
THEY REALLY GET
THE EASTER HOLIDAY--
HOPPING.
HOO-HOO-HOO.
[ Sniffing ]
HEY, LADY,
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME...
TO CHANGE THAT
GLADE PLUG INS REFILL ?
REFILL YOUR GLADE PLUG INS
EVERY 45 DAYS...
TO KEEP YOUR HOME
GLADE FRESH.
PLUG IT IN
PLUG IT IN
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
MY ONLY SUNSHINE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY
MY SKIES ARE GRAY
NOTHING'S WORSE THAN
WHEN YOUR BABY HAS A COLD.
THAT'S WHY WE CREATED
JOHNSON'S SOOTHING VAPOR BATH.
ENRICHED WITH AROMATIC ROSEMARY,
EUCALYPTUS AND MENTHOL.
JUST ADD A FEW CAPFULS
TO YOUR BABY'S WARM BATH...
TO HELP CALM AND SOOTHE HER.
SOON YOU'LL BOTH FEEL
MORE COMFORTABLE.
ALSO LOOK FOR JOHNSON'S
SOOTHING VAPOR CREAM.
THE FIRST AND ONLY
SOOTHING VAPOR CREAM
GENTLE ENOUGH FOR BABIES.
oINOSPITAL PHARMACIES,
THEY DISPENSE
MEDICINES THAT
WORK FAST.
FOR HEARTBURN, THAT'S
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
IT GOES TO WORK ON
STOMACH ACID IN ONE MINUTE.
PEPCID AC COULD TAKE
OVER 45 MINUTES.
HOSPITAL PHARMACIES
RELY ON MAALOX.
SHOULDN'T YOU?
COUNT ON
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
- [ Children Chattering ]
- [ School Bell Ringing ]
- [ Woman ] DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHAT TEETH ARE MADE OF ?
- [ Child ] IVORY ?
- [ Child #2 ] ROCKS ?
- [ Woman ] TELL ME THINGS
WE SHOULD EAT.
- APPLES.
- JUICE.
- MILK.
[ Woman ]
HOW SHOULD WE
TAKE CARE OF OUR TEETH ?
- [ CHILD #1 ] BRUSH 'EM.
- [ Child #2 ]
OUR TONGUE GET ALL RED.
- [ Child #3 ]
'CAUSE OF THE TABLETS.
- [ Child #4 ] CHEWED 'EM UP,
- SPIT IT OUT.
- CHECKED IN A MIRROR TO SEE
WHERE WE DIDN'T BRUSH GOOD.
[ Woman ]
EDUCATION AND LEARNING
HAS TO BE FUN,
AND I FEEL
THE CREST PROGRAM DOES THAT.
THIS IS THE WAY
WE BRUSH OUR TEETH
WE DO IT EVERY DAY

ALEXIS: SO NOW WHAT?
BACK TO PORT CHARLES?
JAX: WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT
KILLED DR. LASTIRIS.
LUCKY: WHEN'S MOVING DAY?
NIKOLAS: FIRST I GOT TO TELL
MY FATHER THAT I'M MOVING OUT.
A.J.: WE HAVE TO KEEP JASON
AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE
AS POSSIBLE.
EMILY: A.J. AND GRANDFATHER
WON'T LET YOU NEAR MICHAEL.
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO BRING HIM
TO YOU.

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