GH Transcript Wednesday /99

 

General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 2/24/99

Provided by Laura

NED: YOU'RE SITTING
IN MY RESTAURANT,
OCCUPYING SPACE IN MY
RESTAURANT,
IN MY TEL.
ORDER SOMETHING.
JAX: WELL, I'LL HAVE ONE
OF EACH.
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, OK?
NED: OK, THAT'S THE SECOND
TIME IN 20 SECONDS YOU'VE
CONSULTED YOUR WATCH.
JAX: DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO?
NED: IF THERE'S A COUNTDOWN
ON, WHAT HAPPENS TO ALEXIS WHEN
IT'S UP?
HELENA: WHY DID YOU LET ME
FORGET THAT PROSPECTUS?
ARI: I'M VERY SORRY,
MS. CASSADINE.
HELENA: NOW I HAVE TO KEEP
MR. JACKS WAITING WHILE WE GO
OUT TO THE YACHT FOR IT.
ARI: IF YOU TELL ME WHERE
TO LOOK, I'LL BE HAPPY TO BRING
IT TO YOU.
HELENA: OH, YOU'D LOVE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
YOU'VE JUST BEEN DYING TO GO
THROUGH MY PRIVATE PAPERS.
ARI: NO, MADAM.
HELENA: YOU PROBABLY DO IT
EVERY TIME MY BACK IS TURNED.
ARI: NEVER, MADAM.
HELENA: WELL, SEE THAT
YOU DON'T.
DEAR ARI.
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ME,
WOULDN'T YOU?
WELL, I WON'T HAVE YOU GOING
BACK OUT INTO THE COLD FOR THAT
SILLY PAPER.
NO, IF MR. JACKS IS INTERESTED
IN MERE INDUSTRIES,
NOW, YOU JUST RUN ALONG AND MAKE
SURE MY DRIVER'S THERE AND THAT
THE CAR IS SUFFICIENTLY HEATED.
ARI: YES, MADAM.
LUCKY: LET'S GO SIT DOWN.
ARE YOU SURE YOUR FEET AREN'T
TOO COLD?
NO?
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME
HOT CHOCOLATE?
IT'LL WARM YOUR HANDS UP
AND YOUR INSIDES.
NIKOLAS: IT'S A GOOD PLACE
TO WATCH THE BOATS, HUH?
LESLEY LU: THEY'RE PRETTY.
LUCKY: YEAH, VERY PRETTY.
HELENA: WELL, IT'S GETTING
DARK.
CAN MY DRIVER AND I DROP
YOU ANYWHERE?
LUCKY: NO, THANK YOU.
HELENA: WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
TO THE SKATING RINK.
YOU THREE ARE THE PICTURE
OF PHYSICAL GRACE AND HEALTH.
NIKOLAS: YOU'VE ASSURED ME
OF YOUR GOOD WILL, THANKS.
HELENA: REPEATEDLY, BUT I --
I SOMETIMES FEAR TO NO AVAIL.
NIKOLAS: WELL, ONE WAY
TO DEMONSTRATE IT IS TO NEVER
APPROACH MY BROTHER OR MY SISTER
WITHOUT MY EXPRESSED PERMISSION.
HELENA: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT.
I APOLOGIZE, LUCKY.
AND I APOLOGIZE, LESLEY LU.
HI, SWEETHEART.
WELL, IT WAS LOVELY TO SEE YOU,
MY DARLING BOY.
WE'LL TALK AGAIN LATER.
LUCKY: LOOK, YOU KNOW,
NO OFFENSE, MAN, BUT YOU PEOPLE
ARE BEYOND W-E-I-R-D.
NIKOLAS: NO KIDDING, MAN.
SHE KNOWS I DON'T HAVE THE TITLE
ANYMORE.
WHY DOES SHE KEEP KISSING --
LUCKY: WHY DOES SHE KEEP
KISSING UP TO YOU?
NIKOLAS: YEAH, I --
LUCKY: LOOK, IF IT KEEPS
HER AWAY --
NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT.
HEY, LISTEN -- IF YOU EVER SEE
THAT LADY WHO WAS JUST HERE
AND I'M NOT WITH YOU, YOU TELL
HER TO GO AWAY, OK?
LESLEY LU: OK.
NIKOLAS: OK.
LUCKY: ALL RIGHT.
GOOD GIRL.
TAMMY: HEY, ALAN.
ALAN: HEY.
TAMMY: ARE YOU GOING
TO BECOME MY MOST REGULAR
CUSTOMER?
ALAN: HAVEN'T I ALWAYS BEEN?
THANKS.
A.J.: DAD.
ALAN: OOH, HI.
A.J.: HI.
ALAN: OH, THIS IS A.J.
THIS IS MY SON.
A.J.: YEAH, I REMEMBER
YOU FROM COURTLAND STREET.
ALAN: YEAH -- YEAH,
SHE'S GOING TO BE MANAGING
KELLY'S FROM NOW ON.
A.J.: YEAH, WHATEVER.
DAD, COULD --
TAMMY: NICE TO MEET YOU.
ALAN: LISTEN, NOT TO MAKE TOO
MUCH OF THIS BUT IN THE FUTURE,
COULD YOU TREAT TAMMY
AS IF SHE'S AN IMPORTANT PERSON
IN MY LIFE?
BECAUSE SHE IS.
A.J.: I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE
OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.
A COURT DECIDED TO LEAVE MY SON
WITH JASON.
CARLY: JASON, LOOK,
YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO OTHER
PEOPLE ABOUT ME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
MOST PEOPLE WHO MEET ME HATE ME
ON SIGHT.
THOSE THAT DON'T, HATE ME
10 MINUTES LATER.
THERE'S NOBODY -- THERE IS
NOBODY THAT I CAN TELL THE TRUTH
TO ABOUT HOW I FEEL AND WHAT
I REALLY THINK EXCEPT FOR YOU.
OK, BECAUSE NOBODY GETS ME
THE WAY THAT YOU DO.
JASON: GETS -- GETS YOU?
MAYBE I DID, BUT I DON'T
ANYMORE.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH
A PLANE AND FOLLOW ME
AND MICHAEL.
INSTEAD YOU WENT TO
THE QUARTERMAINES AND SAID I WAS
A KIDNAPPER.
WHY?
CARLY: BECAUSE IT WAS
THE ONLY WAY.
JASON: TO DO WHAT?
CARLY: TO MAKE SURE THAT
MICHAEL CAN HAVE A LIFE --
WITH US.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
BUT THERE'S ONE THING
EVERYBODY IN WASHINGTON
CAN AGREE ON.
THERE'S MORE HEARTBURN
THAN EVER!
THAT WOULD BE?
AND MORE REPUBLICANS.
MORE PAIN.
AND MORE BURNING,
MORE PRESSURE.
YEAH, AND IT'S TIME
SOMEONE DID MORE
ABOUT IT, TOO.
MORE MEDICINES THAN
ANY ANTACID OR ACID BLOCKER.
ALKA-SELTZER SPEEDS
COMPLETE RELIEF TO YOUR WORST
HEARTBURN AND PAIN.
YEAH, ALKA-SELTZER.
THIS COUNTRY
DESERVES MORE.
YOU SOUND LIKE
A DEMOCRAT.
DEMOCRATS JUST PROMISE MORE.
HEY, BUBBLE GUM BLOWERS,
NOW THE FLAVOR
OF EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM
LASTS LONGER THAN EVER.
SO YOU CAN ENJOY BLOWING
LOTS OF EXTRA BUBBLES.
TRY EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM.
WHY ?
NOW THE FLAVOR YOU LOVE
LASTS LONGER THAN EVER.
YOU CHOOSE A FRIEND
FOR THE FAMILY
THANK YOU, MOM
YOU'RE SO SUPER TO ME
MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF
CHOOSE JIF
CREAMY JIF HAS MORE PEANUT TASTE
THAN ANY OTHER LEADING
CREAMY BRAND.
WE HOT-ROAST
ONLY THE BEST PEANUTS...
FOR THAT GOLDEN COLOR...
AND RICH AROMA--
THE PEANTIEST TASTE OF ALL.
WHEN THE CHOICE IS RIGHT
WE ALL SLEEP TIGHT
MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF
CHOOSE JIF
HAS ANYONE SEEN DAVE?HEY, DAVE?
WHEN YOU GET WENDY'S
CHICKEN NUGGETS
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
DAVE?
THEY'RE SO GOOD
EVERYONE'LL WANT ONE.
DAVE? YOU IN THERE?
( high-pitched voice ):
NO, NO ONE'S HERE.
WENDY'S 99-CENT
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
ALL WHITE MEAT
SO THEY TASTE GREAT.
DON'T FORGET THE NUGGETS.
LOOKIN' YOUR BEST
WITH DOWNY CARE
IT'S THE LOOK
YOU LOVE TO WEAR
[ Announcer ]
CURL UP IN DOWNY'S SOFTNESS
AND GENTLY PROTECT FROM FADING--
THAT'S DOWNY CARE.
THE BEST CARE NOW
IS DOWNY CARE
ONLY DOWNY DOES IT
COME ON IN
INTRODUCING HERSHEY'S BITES.
[ROAR]
NO--LITTLE BITES.
[MEW]
IN 4 OF YOUR FAVORITE FLAVORS.
NEW HERSHEY'S BITES.
FOR BIG TASTE,
HAVE A LITTLE BITE.
A BUNCH OF US HERE
IN LAFAYETTE, COLORADO,
ATE QUAKER OATMEAL FOR 30 DAYS.
IT HELPED REDUCE MY CHOLESTEROL
16 POINTS.
MY BOWLING AVERAGE
IS STILL A LITTLE LOWER
THAN MY CHOLESTEROL.
BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.
THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO YOU,
SO GIVE THEM
QUAKER OATMEAL.
IT'S THE BREAKFAST
THEY LOVE,
AND IT SHOWS
ALL OVER THOSE EMPTY BOWLS.
JASON: NOW LET ME GUESS,
CARLY -- YOU HAVE A LONG STORY
TO TELL ME.
JUST LIKE THAT NIGHT YOU CAME
TO ME ABOUT MICHAEL BEFORE
HE WAS BORN, RIGHT?
CARLY: SORT OF LIKE THAT,
YEAH.
YEAH.
OK, JASON, LOOK -- OK, I KNOW
THAT TAKING MICHAEL AND LEAVING
THE COUNTRY WAS MY IDEA.
YOU GAVE ME ALL THESE GREAT
REASONS FOR STAYING,
BUT I DIDN'T HEAR THEM UNTIL
YOU GUYS HAD ACTUALLY ALREADY
LEFT, YOU KNOW?
I WAS HERE AND I WAS ALONE
AND I WAS PACKED.
I WAS READY TO GO.
AND THEN I STARTED TO THINK --
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE LIKE,
THE THREE OF US, LIVING IN SOME
OTHER COUNTRY?
WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
EVER.
WE WOULD BE AFRAID TO KNOW
ANYBODY FOR THE REST
OF OUR LIVES.
WE'D HAVE TO LIE TO MICHAEL.
WE COULD NEVER TELL HIM HIS REAL
NAME OR THE TRUTH ABOUT
ANYTHING.
AND THEN HERE HE'S GOT LETICIA,
HE'S GOT MIKE, AND HE'S EVEN GOT
THAT -- CRAZY FRIEND OF YOURS
THAT LIVES ACROSS THE HALL.
WHO, BY THE WAY, HATES ME.
AND GUESS WHAT?
THE FEELING IS TOTALLY MUTUAL.
HE'S GOT BENNY, AND HE'S GOT
JOHNNY, HE'S GOT FRANCIS.
AND THOSE GUYS TREAT MICHAEL
LIKE HE'S ROYALTY.
AND HE'S GOT THAT PRIEST
AT THE QUEEN OF ANGELS CHURCH --
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS
KNOWS HIS NAME.
HE'S GOT A GREAT-GRANDMOTHER
HERE, HE'S GOT YOUR STUPID
LITTLE SISTER, WHO I KNOW
YOU LOVE, AND I KNOW EMILY LOVES
YOU.
BUT I'M SORRY, SHE'S MORE LIKE
A LADY WRESTLER THAN A MODEL.
AND MOST AMAZINGLY OF ALL,
HE'S GOT BOBBIE, A WOMAN WHO
I HAVE TORTURED FOR MY ENTIRE
LIFE THAT SHE'S KNOWN ME,
AND YET, BY SOME MIRACLE,
SHE HAS DECIDED TO LOVE ME
AND MY BABY.
AND I'M GOING TO WALK AWAY
FROM THAT.
I'M GOING TO TAKE MICHAEL AWAY
FROM THAT.
AND I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WALK
AWAY FROM A LIFE THAT YOU HAVE
BUILT HERE FOR YOURSELF.
NO.
YOU LISTEN TO ME, OK?
YOU ALWAYS PRETEND LIKE THINGS
AND PLACES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING
TO YOU, BUT I KNOW THAT THEY DO.
I KNOW THAT THEY DO.
AND THEN I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE
ROBIN.
JASON: NO.
CARLY: WHAT, LIKE I'M WHINING
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW, TO MOVE
TO PARIS WITH ME.
AND I JUST --
I HAD ALL THIS STUFF, JASON.
THIS STUFF WAS JUST JOSTLING
AROUND IN MY HEAD, AND THERE WAS
A KNOCK AT THE DOOR AT THE SAME
TIME.
IT WAS A.J.
AND HE HAD ANOTHER COURT ORDER
FOR A BLOOD TEST.
AND I JUST THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW
WHAT?
THE HELL WITH IT."
WE CAN NOT ONLY FIGHT THIS,
LIKE YOU SAID, BUT WE CAN WIN.
JASON: NO, STOP.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT
DID WE WIN BY TELLING THE WORLD
THAT I'M THE KIND OF GUY WHO
STEALS BABIES?
NED: WHEREVER ALEXIS WAS
HUSTLING OFF TO THIS AFTERNOON,
I KNOW YOU'RE IN ON IT.
THAT MUCH I KNOW.
AND NOW YOU SIT HERE SWEATING
OVER EVERY TICK OF THE CLOCK,
AND I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T SWEAT
OVER MONEY, SO WHAT IS GOING
DOWN?
IS SHE IN ANY TROUBLE?
JAX: ALEXIS IS FINE,
ALL RIGHT?
SHE DOESN'T NEED A DEN MOTHER
AND NEITHER DO I, SO WOULD
YOU MAKE YOURSELF SCARCE,
PLEASE?
AS I SAID, I'M MEETING SOMEONE.
HELENA: WELL.
MR. ASHTON, GOOD AFTERNOON.
NED: GOOD AFTERNOON.
HELENA: AM I GETTING TWO
DASHING YOUNG TYCOONS
FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?
JAX: NED WAS JUST SAYING
HELLO AND GIVING UNWANTED ADVICE
ON MY SQUASH GAME.
NED: IT'S A PITY THE PEOPLE
MOST IN NEED OF ADVICE ARE
THE LEAST WILLING TO ACCEPT IT.
HELENA: DO YOU FIND THAT,
TOO?
NED: ENJOY YOUR -- WHATEVER.
HELENA: THANK YOU.
WELL.
JAX: I WAS BEGINNING TO FEAR
YOU'D STOOD ME UP.
HELENA: OH, IT BEHOOVES
A WOMAN TO KEEP A MAN WAITING
JUST A LITTLE.
NOTHING SPICES A RELATIONSHIP
LIKE ANTICIPATION.
JAX: SO TRUE.
ALEXIS: FINALLY.
WHERE'S HELENA?
ARI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ALEXIS: OBVIOUSLY WASTING
MY TIME.
I CAME WITH THE INFORMATION THAT
SHE WANTED ABOUT MY PREFERENCE
OF VENUE FOR THE ESTATE HEARING.
ARI: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW,
THAT SURPRISED ME, TOO.
HELENA SHOULD STOP CHOOSING
HER SECURITY MEN FOR
THEIR DECORATIVE QUALITIES.
ARI: MADAM, SECURITY
PERSONNEL ARE HIRED
AND SUPERVISED BY ME.
ALEXIS: WELL, NOW WE KNOW
WHO'S GOING TO CATCH HELL,
DON'T WE?
I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T.
EXCUSE ME.
LUCKY: NOW, LOOK, YOU CAN'T
GET DISCOURAGED IF YOU FALL
ON YOUR CAN WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING
HOW TO SKATE, OK, LULU?
EVEN THE OLYMPIC-TYPE SKATERS
ON TV FALL DOWN.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LUCKY: EVEN YOUR BIG BROTHER,
THE DIGNIFIED ONE HERE, THE ONE
WHO I BET HAS A WET BUTT RIGHT
NOW --
NIKOLAS: I FELL ON PURPOSE.
LUCKY: OH. RIGHT.
NIKOLAS: I WAS JUST FOOLING
AROUND.
COME ON.
LUCKY: SURE HE WAS.
NO.
I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVES ME.
NIKOLAS: YOU DON'T LIKE ME
ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE A WET,
FREEZING BUTT?
YOU STILL DO.
AW, GIVE ME A HUG.
GOT A NEW PRODUCT HERE,
AND ALL I WANNA DO
IS WASH YOUR HAIR. HI !
HERE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN MIAMI
TO FIND OUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK
ABOUT NEW PERT PLUS.
GONNA ASK THIS LADY.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM !
EXCUSE ME ! HEP ! HI !
COULD I ASK YOU A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS ? DO YOU MIND ?
OKAY, HAVE YOU EVER USED
A SHAMPOO AND A CONDITIONER
ALL IN THE SAME BOTTLE ?
YES, I HAVE.
OKAY !
- WHAT'D YOU THINK OF 'EM ?
- I HATED 'EM.
- I DON'T LIKE 'EM.
- IT'S NOT GOOD.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
ONE OF THOSE SHAMPOOS
AND NDITIONERS IN ONE ?
UH-HUH. I HATE THOSE.
YEAH ? WHAT'D YOU
THINK OF-- ? YOU HATE--
YOU DON'T LIKE 'EM AT ALL ?
WHY NOT ? WHY ?
- MY HAIR FEELS--
- THEY LEAVE A,
LIKE A BUILD-UP.
- IT'S BUILD-UP.
- BUT I GO AN ALL NEW VERSION...
OF PERT PLUS
WITH CLEAN CONDITIONING.
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE GONNA SHAMPOO
MY HAIR RIGHT HERE ?
IRONICALLY ENOUGH,
YEAH. BUT THIS STUFF
SINCE THEY RE-DID IT,
I-IT'S BEEN REVOLUTIONARILY,
LI, REDESIGNED AND HAS
WATER-BASED CONDITIONING.
THERE'S NO BUILD UP,
SO YOUR HAIR'S GONNA
FEEL CLEAN, CLEAN !
- FEELS GREAT.
- FEELS GREAT.
- IT FEELS GREAT.
I MEAN, I CAN FEEL THE VOLUME
JUST LIKE-- AND THE SOFTNESS.
- I LOVE IT.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- LIGHT.
- IT'S SO SOFT.
- IT'S WONDERFUL.
HEY, THAT'S PERT PLUS
WITH CLEAN CONDITIONING.
FANTASTIC.
IF WE CAN WASH YOUR HAIR,
WE CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND.
EXCUSE ME ! EXCUSE ME !
ONE WORD CONVINCED ME...
AN HERBAL COULD HELP ME...
MAINTAIN EMOTIONAL BALANCE...
CENTRUM.
CENTRUM ST. JOHN'S WORT
IS DIFFERENT.
SOME BRANDS CAN LACK
NATURAL INGREDIENTS.
ONLY CENTRUM USES PHARMAPRINT...
FOR A MORE COMPLETE HERBAL
EVERY TIME.
CENTRUM HERBALS.
EACH:
Http
CRUNCHY COOKIE CUP.
FIRST, I TAKE A CORE SAMPLE.
NEXT, I EXAMINE THE STRATA.
AND THEN, I DIGEST THE FINDINGS!
CHOCOLATE, PEANUT BUTTER,
AND A COOKIE.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT
A REESE'S CRUNCHY COOKIE CUP.
LUKE: HELLO, MY SWEETHEART.
COME HERE, YOU.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK.
ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE CITY
NOW?
DID THEY TELL YOU TO COME DOWN
HERE AND DRESS UP THIS DOCK,
MAKE IT MORE BEAUTIFUL?
LESLEY LU: NO.
LUKE: NO?
LUCKY: WE JUST CAME BACK
FROM LULU'S FIRST TIME
ICE SKATING.
LUKE: ICE SKATING, HUH?
WOW.
DID LUCKY SHOW YOU HOW TO DO
TRIPLE-AXELS?
NIKOLAS: OH, WE PROMISED
LAURA THAT WE'D HAVE HER HOME.
SO I SHOULD --
LUCKY: YEAH, UM --
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TAKE HER BACK.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIS HONOR,
THE EX-MAYOR, IN A WHILE.
HEY, LULU, MOM WANTS YOU HOME
FOR SUPPER, SO NIKOLAS IS GOING
TO TAKE YOU BACK, OK?
NIKOLAS: OK?
OK, LET'S GO.
CAN I TAKE HER?
LUKE: BYE-BYE.
NIKOLAS: COME HERE.
LUCKY: BYE-BYE.
GOOD JOB TODAY.
NIKOLAS: LET'S WALK.
LUKE: DID I PASS YOUR TEST?
ALAN: HOW IS THAT JUSTICE,
IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD?
A.J.: ALL I WAS ASKING
FOR WAS TEMPORARY CUSTODY.
BUT THEY FELT THAT IT WOULD BE
SS DISRUPTIVE FOR MICHAEL.
ALAN: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
A.J.: WELL, YOU KNOW,
THIS SHOULDN'T BOIL DOWN
TO A POPULARITY CONTEST, BUT IT
MIGHT.
CHARACTER WITNESSES ARE GOING
TO BE VERY IMPORTANT,
AND THE LESS ANYONE TALKS ABOUT
CARLY'S CHARACTER, THE BETTER.
NOW, IF BOBBIE SPENCER GETS
CALLED TO THE STAND, SHE'S GOING
TO SAY THAT MICHAEL BELONGS
WITH JASON.
ALAN: WHAT?
BOBBIE IS CARLY'S MOTHER,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
A.J.: AND SO WILL EMILY.
SHE'S MICHAEL'S GODMOTHER.
AND MIKE CORBIN, WHO'S
HIS GODFATHER.
NOW, DAD, IF MOM -- IF SHE SIDES
WITH JASON, I MAY BE SUNK.
ALAN: SHE WON'T.
A.J.: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
THAT?
IF SHE'S CALLED TO THE STAND
AND JASON'S IN THE COURTROOM,
ARE YOU SURE THAT SHE WILL SAY
THAT MICHAEL IS WORSE OFF
WITH JASON THAN WITH ME?
ALAN: I WILL SPEAK TO HER.
A.J.: THANK YOU.
ALAN: RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT
TO GET BACK TO THE CLINIC.
A.J.: YOU NEED A RIDE?
ALAN: IF YOU'RE GOING THAT
WAY.
A.J.: I'M GOING WHEREVER
YOU'RE GOING.
ALAN: OK.
I'LL GET MY COAT.
A.J.: OK.
UH, TAMMY?
TAMMY: HMM?
A.J.: LISTEN, I'M SORRY.
IT REALLY IS NICE SEEING
YOU AGAIN.
TAMMY: OH, WELL, THANKS.
SAME HERE.
A.J.: YEAH, AND ON BEHALF
OF MY FAMILY, WE'D LIKE TO THANK
YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID WHEN
MY FATHER WAS WRONGLY ACCUSED
FOR THE KILLING.
TAMMY: WELL, BELIEVE ME,
IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO.
ALAN: HELLO, MIKE.
MIKE: ALAN.
WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR ALL THAT
KIDNAPPING TALK WAS NOTHING MORE
THAN A FALSE ALARM.
A.J.: ON THE CONTRARY.
THE KIDNAPPING'S STILL
IN PROGRESS.
DAD.
CARLY: JASON --
LOOK, THE BEST WAY FOR US
TO FIGHT THE QUARTERMAINES IS
FOR THEM TO THINK THAT I'M
ON THEIR SIDE.
I ACCUSED YOU OF KIDNAPPING
OUR BABY BECAUSE I WANTED THEM
TO THINK THAT I TURNED ON YOU.
LOOK, I KNEW IT WAS HARMLESS
ENOUGH.
A FATHER AND A SON ON A TRIP.
THAT'S WHAT YOU TWO STILL ARE,
LEGALLY.
HOW CAN THAT BE KIDNAPPING?
IT CAN'T.
AND IT'S WORKED SO FAR.
THE POLICE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
TO YOU.
EDWARD IS STARTING TO TRUST ME.
EVEN YOUR BROTHER'S STARTING
TO COME AROUND.
JASON: WHAT GOOD IS THAT
GOING TO DO MICHAEL?
CARLY, IF A.J. GETS CUSTODY,
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT REALLY
MAKE IF YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE
OR YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE
ON THEIR SIDE?
MICHAEL'S GOING TO BE STUCK
IN THAT HOUSE.
CARLY: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
SEE A WAY AROUND THAT, AT LEAST
FOR A WHILE.
JASON: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF IT COMES TO THAT, WE WILL
LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
CARLY: NO, JASON,
YOU'RE NOT --
JASON: NO, CARLY,
YOU'RE NOT --
CARLY: LISTENING TO ME!
JASON: LISTENING TO ME!
OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE AND KEEP
CATCHING THE WORLD OFF GUARD,
BUT MICHAEL AND I DO NOT
HAVE TO.
CARLY: OH, WOW.
YEAH, I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT SONNY
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD DO.
HMM?
KEEP MY SON AND NOT COME BACK,
BECAUSE I WAS TWO-TIMING TRASH
AND NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.
YOU KNOW, I KNEW THAT I WAS
TAKING THE GAMBLE OF A LIFETIME
WHEN I KNOCKED ON THAT
QUARTERMAINE DOOR.
EVERYBODY ELSE WAS GOING
TO THINK THAT I WAS SELLING OUT
MY OWN SON FOR A SET
OF MONOGRAMMED SHEETS, BUT NOT
YOU.
NOT YOU.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW ME, JASON.
YOU KNOW ME, AND YOU KNOW THAT
I LOVE MY SON.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU BROUGHT HIM
BACK, ANYWAY, AND THAT IS WHY
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE HIM
AWAY FROM ME.
EVEN THOUGH
THINGS ARE SURE TO GET WORSE
BEFORE THEY GET BETTER.
JASON: WORSE?
HOW?
CARLY: ONLY FOR A LITTLE
WHILE.
JASON: CARLY, HOW CAN THINGS
GET WORSE?
CARLY: BEFORE YOU AND MICHAEL
AND I CAN BE TOGETHER, I THINK
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MARRY A.J.
YOU'RE ON "LOVE MATTERS."
WHEN LOVE MATTERS,
I'M HERE TO HELP. DAVE ?
YEAH, I'M HAVING THIS PROBLEM
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
[ Thinking ] OOH.
IT'S KIND OF INVOLVED--
DIARRHEA. GET IT,
AND YOU WANT IT GONE.
- YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD
LISTENER, YOU KNOW ?
- HE NEEDS IMODIUM A-D.
IMODIUM ADVANCED.
IT'S EVEN BETTER.
ONLY IMODIUM ADVANCED
RELIEVES DIARRHEA...
PLUS CRAMPS AND BLOATING...
BY COMBINING TWO MEDICINES.
AND IT'S EVEN FASTER
THAN IMODIUM A-D.
SO WAS I RIGHT TO INVITE
MY MOM ALONG ON MY HONEYMOON ?
OH, DAVE. ABSOLUTELY.
IMODIUM ADVANCED:
DRY SKIN
IS A NASTY LITTLE PROBLEM.BUT EXTRA-DRY SKIN?
( rumbling )
THE KIND THAT'S TIGHT
ITCHY AND UNCOMFORTABLE?
NOW, THAT'S A BIG PROBLEM.
FORTUNATELY,
THERE'S ADVANCED THERAPY...
A NEW NAME FROM LUBRIDERM.
IT'S A REALLY RICH
AND CREAMY LUBRIDERM
WITH SPECIAL NUTRIENTS
AND VITAMINS.
AND THAT PUTS THE PROBLEM
OF EXTRA-DRY SKIN
OUT OF SIGHT
AND OUT OF MIND.
ADVANCED THERAPY FROM LUBRIDERM.
LATER, GATOR.
THE CREST EXTENDER,
WITH GENTLE EXTENDER FIBERS...
TO CLEAN DEEP BETWEEN TEETH.
THE CREST EXTENDER.
HONEY, RUNNING LATE.
PLEASE PICK UP WENDY'S NUGGETS.
YEAH.
WENDY'S 99-CENT
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
DELICIOUS PIECES
OF ALL WHITE MEAT.
HI, KIDS.
WE GOT NUGGETS.
GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE.
DON'T FORGET THE NUGGETS.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO FISH
THE DEEPEST ARCTIC WATERS...
TO MAKE
GORTON'S GRILLED FILLETS.
I MIGHT HAVE GONE OVERBOARD.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO COME UP...
WITH THIS GREAT
NEW CAJUN BLACKENED FLAVOR.
I MIGHT HAVE GONE OVERBOARD.
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO CREATE...
THIS TEMPTING
LEMON BUTTER FLAVOR EITHER.
BUT WHEN YOU TASTE
GORTON'S GRILLED FILLETS,
YOU'LL BE GLAD
I WENT OVERBOARD.
WELL, NOT OVERBOARD.
GORTON'S GRILLED FILLETS.
TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN
JASON: THE MAN
WHO'S GOING TO HAVE YOU SENT
BACK TO FERNCLIFF AGAIN --
THAT'S WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY?
CARLY: AND THAT IS WHY.
THE DAY THAT A.J. TRIED TO USE
THAT HELLHOLE TO TERRORIZE ME IS
THE DAY THAT THE GLOVES CAME
OFF, OK?
BEING MICHAEL'S BIOLOGICAL
PARENT ENTITLES HIM TO EXACTLY
NOTHING.
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT ENTITLES
ME TO DO WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO
TO MAKE SURE THAT MY SON DOESN'T
TURN OUT ANYTHING LIKE A.J.
HE'S A FREAK.
JASON: HOW IS MARRYING
A.J. GOING TO ACCOMPLISH THAT?
CARLY: FACE FACTS, OK?
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.
I'M A MENTAL PATIENT.
PEOPLE LIKE US DO NOT WIN
AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE
THE QUARTERMAINES AT THEIR OWN
GAME.
EDWARD AND A.J. HAVE NOTHING
BETTER TO DO THAN TO PROVE THAT
WE'RE UNFIT TO RAISE A CHILD.
THEY HAVE ALL THE MONEY AND ALL
THE EXPERTS IN THE WORLD
TO DO IT.
JASON, ALL WE'LL GET TO DECIDE
IS HOW WE LOSE MICHAEL, SO I'M
CHOOSING A WAY THAT I KNOW HOW
TO UNDO.
JASON: NEVER MIND WHAT MAKES
SENSE.
HOW ABOUT THIS -- A.J. HATES
YOU, CARLY.
CARLY: YEAH, BUT HE HATES
YOU MORE.
HE IS PATHOLOGICALLY JEALOUS
OF YOU.
IT'S INCREDIBLE, REALLY.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TELL HIM HOW
MEAN YOU ARE TO ME AND HOW
AFRAID OF YOU I AM AND HE'S
THERE, LIKE THAT.
A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.
SIBLING RIVALRY -- IT'S A CURSE.
PLUS, YOU KNOW,
HE'S ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR ME.
JASON: YEAH, WELL, I THINK
THAT KIND OF COOLED OFF WHEN
YOU DRUGGED HIM AND THREW HIM
IN THE ALLEY AND COVERED HIM
WITH VODKA.
CARLY: HE'S GOING TO WANT
MICHAEL TO HAVE HIS NAME.
HE'S GOING TO INSIST THAT HE IS
DECLARED THE RIGHTFUL FATHER.
AND EDWARD WILL INSIST THAT
HIS GREAT-GRANDSON BE
LEGITIMATE.
JASON: YOU AND A.J.?
CARLY: YEAH.
AND THAT'S WHEN I GO TO WORK
AND BRING HIM DOWN.
JASON: "BRING HIM DOWN"?
CARLY: A.J.'S SO FULL
OF HIMSELF.
WHEN HE THINKS HE'S BEATEN YOU,
HE WILL BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD.
THAT IS A LONG WAY TO FALL.
AND YOU BELIEVE ME, OK?
YOU MARK MY WORDS, ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER, HE WILL.
AND WHEN HE IS BROKEN AND HE IS
BEATEN AND HATING HIMSELF
FOR THE LOSER THAT HE IS, I WILL
FILE FOR DIVORCE AND SOLE
CUSTODY.
START TO FINISH, I THINK IT'LL
TAKE ABOUT A YEAR, MAYBE LESS --
SAY BY MICHAEL'S SECOND
BIRTHDAY.
I'LL BE FREE, I'LL BE RICH,
AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY HOME
TO YOU WITH OUR LITTLE BOY,
AND THE THREE OF US CAN BE HAPPY
THE WAY THAT WE PLANNED.
WELL?
JASON: THIS HAS GOT TO BE,
WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE DUMBEST
IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.
HELENA: YOU WON'T DISCUSS
MONEY, YOU DON'T DISCUSS TERMS,
AND YOU WON'T DISCUSS YOUR PLANS
FOR OUR EXECUTIVES.
REALLY?
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT
BUSINESS WAS JUST A PRETEXT
FOR LURING ME HERE.
JAX: OH, I BEG TO DIFFER.
I'VE TOLD YOU I INTEND TO MAKE
AN OFFER ON ONE OF THE MAJOR
CASSADINE SUBSIDIARIES --
AS SOON AS IT'S WITHIN
YOUR POWER TO SELL IT.
NED: DON'T BE SO OBVIOUS.
ALEXIS: WHAT?
NED: SHE'LL KNOW IT'S
A SETUP.
STOP WATCHING THEM.
JAX: I'LL WATCH FOR
THE PROSPECTUS, THEN.
HELENA: WOULDN'T IT BE SAFER
IF I BROUGHT IT TO YOU IN PERSON
RATHER THAN SENDING IT
BY MESSENGER?
JAX: I'LL WALK YOU
TO YOUR CAR.
NED: YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT
THE HELL'S GOING ON?
LUCKY: LITTLE KIDS ARE FUNNY,
MAN.
LULU --
LULU REALLY LED THE WAY FOR ME.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HER.
SHE DOESN'T -- SHE DOESN'T
WONDER WHERE NIKOLAS CAME FROM,
WHY HE DIDN'T USED TO BE AROUND
AND NOW HE IS.
SHE'S JUST GLAD SHE HAS ANOTHER
BIG BROTHER.
YOU KNOW, I'M RATHER GLAD
SHE HAS ANOTHER BIG BROTHER
TO LOOK OUT FOR HER AND TEACH
HER THINGS.
LUKE: YOU'RE DETERMINED NOT
TO MAKE THIS EASY FOR ME,
AREN'T YOU?
LUCKY: I'M NOT EVEN THINKING
ABOUT EASY OR NOT EASY.
I KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GOING
TO LIKE HIM AND I KNOW YOU'RE
NEVER GOING TO GIVE HIM
A CHANCE.
NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU DO THAT.
BUT TO ME AND LULU,
NIKOLAS IS FAMILY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME IF YOU GO
THROUGH LIFE IGNORING THAT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO GET YOU WHAT
YOU WANT, THOUGH.
LUKE: OK.
I GET IT, ALL RIGHT?
I GET THAT YOU AND YOUR SISTER
HAVE SOME KIND OF A CONNECTION,
ATTACHMENT TO NIKOLAS.
I GOT THAT.
AND I ALSO GOT THAT THAT IS MORE
IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN JUST
GETTING IN MY FACE ABOUT IT.
LUCKY: WELL, THAT WANTING
TO GET IN YOUR FACE THING?
THAT USED TO BE THERE.
I -- I HAVE NO DESIRE TO GET
IN YOUR FACE ABOUT IT NOW.
LUKE: NO?
WELL, SEE THERE?
I CONSIDER THAT PROGRESS.
TAMMY: OK, SO JASON'S THE ONE
THAT WAS IN THE ACCIDENT, RIGHT?
MIKE: RIGHT.
TAMMY: AND HE'S BEEN RAISING
THE KID, BUT HE'S NOT THE REAL
FATHER?
MIKE: YEAH.
I MEAN, THERE'S REAL AND THEN
THERE'S REAL.
THE BABY'S REAL FATHER IS
A SNAKE.
TAMMY: HMM. ISN'T
EVERYBODY'S?
MIKE: WELL, I'LL CHECK
WITH MY KID, BUT HE'LL PROBABLY
AGREE.
TAMMY: SORRY.
HI.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
DID YOU SEE THE SPECIALS BOARD?
MAN: SO, I GUESS YOU GOT HOME
ALL RIGHT ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
TAMMY: NO, ACTUALLY, I DIED
IN THE SNOW.
MAN: I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT
THAT.
TAMMY: DON'T.
ACTUALLY, I OUGHT TO THANK YOU
FOR BEING THE LAST STRAW.
ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?
MAN: Don't they have rooms
upstairs?
YOU KNOW, IT NEVER MADE SENSE
TO ME BEFORE, BUT I GUESS I GET
IT NOW.
TAMMY: NO, I DON'T THINK THAT
YOU DO.
SEE THIS?
IT'S A MENU.
I'M NOT ON IT.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN GO
SOMEPLACE ELSE, OK?
MAN: COME ON, TAMMY.
WE HAD SOMETHING REALLY NICE
GOING, BABY.
TAMMY: NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY NICE
GOING NOW, AND YOU ARE TRYING
TO RUIN IT.
MAN: 20 MINUTES.
SAME MONEY, JUST 20 MINUTES,
THAT'S IT.
TAMMY: OK, THAT'S IT.
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE NOW.
MAN: WHERE DO YOU GO TREATING
ME LIKE DIRT?
I'VE BEEN GOOD TO YOU.
MIKE: EXCUSE ME.
MAN: WHAT'S THIS ATTITUDE?
MIKE: EXCUSE ME.
YOU OK?
TAMMY: YEAH.
MIKE: I THOUGHT I HEARD
THE LADY ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
MAN: I DON'T SEE NO LADY.
OW. OW.
MIKE: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE OUT
OF HERE.
GRAB HIS COAT, HONEY.
- YOU'RE DOING MANY DIFFERENT
PROJECTS ALL AT ONCE.
- CANNOT CONTROL THE PRESSURE.
- IT'S A BALANCING ACT.
- I AM HOT.
WE ASKED SOME OF TODAY'S
HOTTEST EXECUTIVES
TO SWITCH ANTIPERSPIRANTS.
- DEGREE ULTRA DRY.
- BODY-HEAT ACTIVATED.
- IT'S KINDA HIGH TECH ?
WHEN YOUR BODY HEAT RISES,
DEGREE'S POWERFUL
ULTRA DRY FORM...
RELEASES EXTRA PROTECTION
WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST.
- DEGREE NEVER LET ME DOWN.
- IT WENT ON REALLY SMOOTH.
- KEPT ME DRIER THAN MY GEL.
- I FEEL IT TURN ON.
DEGREE ULTRA DRY.
NOW, MORE THAN EVER,
YOUR BODY HEAT TURNS IT ON.
DEGREE WAS DESIGNED FOR ME.
ss
AND W, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE $6 MILLION QUESTION:
WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT ?
COME WITH ME.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
A NEW CHICKEN DINNER ?
MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- VERY CREAMY.
- CREAMY PARMESAN.
- DELICIOUS.
- GOOD, FRESH HOMEMADE FLAVORS.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
- TWENTY MINUTES, YUM.
- GOTTA LOVE QUICK
WHEN YOU'RE A WORKING WOMAN.
FOR A DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER
THAT COOKS IN ONLY 20 MINUTES,
TRY NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
IN FIVE FABULOUS FLAVORS.
THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
SOMEONE'S BEEN
SNEAKING MY MILANO COOKIES.
THE BABY?
WOULD SHE KNOW HOW
TO SAVOR EVERY MOMENT?
THE FINEST DARK CHOCOLATE
TWO EXQUISITE COOKIES
MILANO, ONE OF
THE DISTINCTIVE COOKIES
FROM PEPPERIDGE FARM.
IN HOSPITAL PHARMACIES,
THEY DISPENSE
MEDICINES THAT
WORK FAST.
FOR HEARTBURN, THAT'S
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
IT GOES TO WORK ON
STOMACH ACID IN ONE MINUTE.
PEPCID AC COULD TAKE
OVER 45 MINUTES.
HOSPITAL PHARMACIES
RELY ON MAALOX.
SHOULDN'T YOU?
COUNT ON
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
NESTLE FLIPZ WITH WHITE FUDGE.
TRY ONE.
IRRESISTIBLE ?
I THINK SO.
ROLD GOLD PRETZELS
AND NESTLE WHITE FUDGE.
YOU WANT TO SEE WILL POWER ?
( chuckles )
I DON'T HAVE ANY.
NESTLE FLIPZ.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUS
E ?
TAMMY: IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
GUYS WHO STAND UP FOR ME EAT
FOR FREE.
MIKE: WELL, MAYBE I'VE
DISCOVERED MY CALLING.
YOU NEED A BODYGUARD?
I'VE GOT THE FREELOADING PART
DOWN COLD.
TAMMY: SO, HOW MUCH OF THAT
DID YOU HEAR?
MIKE: I'M SORRY?
TAMMY: HOW MUCH OF WHAT THAT
GUY WAS SAYING DID YOU HEAR?
MIKE: COME AGAIN?
TAMMY: NOTHING.
NEVER MIND.
THANKS, MIKE.
MIKE: YEAH.
SEE YOU LATER.
TAMMY: BYE.
MIKE: BYE.
LUKE: HOWAS YOUR
VALENTINE'S DAY?
MINE WAS A STALE BOX
OF CHOCOLATES.
LUCKY: IT WAS GOOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS BETTER THAN GOOD.
LUKE: GOOD.
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
WERE YOU ABLE TO PULL OFF THAT
SURPRISE?
LUCKY: MM-HMM.
WHAT SURPRISE?
LUKE: WELL, I ASSUME IT WAS
FOR ELIZABETH.
HEY, LOOK, NOW, WAIT --
YOU KNOW ME.
I -- I DON'T KNOW FROM NOTHING.
I DON'T LISTEN.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR.
I DON'T LIKE GOSSIP.
AND SOMETIMES INFORMATION JUST
FALLS IN MY LAP.
LUCKY: SHE'S THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED.
I DON'T JUST MEAN TO ME.
I MEAN THE BEST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED.
LUKE: WOW.
THAT'S NICE.
WHAT A YEAR, HUH?
WHAT A YEAR.
VALENTINE'S DAY -- IT WAS A YEAR
AGO THAT THIS ALL STARTED --
YOU AND ELIZABETH, AND
YOU AND ME AND OUR PROBLEMS.
YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF HAPPY
ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT SEEMS
TO BE TURNING OUT OK.
I MEAN, I WAS WORRIED
FOR A LITTLE WHILE THAT,
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENED, THAT I WAS RESPONSIBLE
FOR AND ALL THAT, MIGHT KIND
OF TAKE THE --
THE JOY AND THE EXCITEMENT OUT
OF MANHOOD SINKING INTO
YOUR BONES.
BUT I SEE THAT IT DIDN'T.
I'M --
I'M GLAD.
I GUESS IT DIDN'T IN SPITE
OF ME.
LUCKY: NO, IT'S PARTLY
BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, YOU TAUGHT ME TO CALL
A THING WHAT IT IS,
EVEN IF NOBODY ELSE WILL.
YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY SPECIAL
EXCEPTION WHEN THE THING TO BE
CALLED WHAT IT IS IS YOU.
AND YOU NEVER PULLED PARENT
CRAP.
YOU NEVER SAID, "DO THIS
BECAUSE I SAID SO," YOU KNOW.
YOU ALWAYS KEPT TRACK OF ME.
THAT'S A GOOD THING AS A PARENT.
YOU NEVER LET ME DOUBT THAT
I COULD TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
IF YOU DID.
SO, A YEAR AGO I
WALKED OUT OF THE HOUSE,
HOPING I'D NEVER SEE YOUR FACE
AGAIN, AND NOW I'M TELLING
YOU ABOUT MY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I CONSIDER THAT PROGRESS.
NED: LONG WALK TO THE CAR?
ALEXIS: NED.
JAX: YOU KNOW, NED,
PERHAPS I STOPPED AT THE FRONT
DESK FOR MY MESSAGES, OR PERHAPS
I WENT TO THE MEN'S ROOM.
NED: PERHAPS YOU CLIMBED
INTO HELENA'S BACK SEAT
AND HELPED REARRANGE HER LAP
ROBE.
JAX: YES, I FIND HER TERRIBLY
ATTRACTIVE, SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY, ALEXIS IS SAFE.
NOW, IF YOU' EXCUSE US --
NED: SAFE SHE WAS NOT -- NOT
THIS AFTERNOON.
THAT I GET LOUD AND CLEAR.
ALEXIS: NED, WE AGREED.
NED: NO, I AGREED TO STAY OUT
OF YOUR BUSINESS WITH JAX.
THIS WASN'T BUSINESS.
HE WAS OBVIOUSLY DECOYING HELENA
SO YOU COULD GO OFF AND DO
SOMETHING -- SOMETHING THAT
ALMOST DIDN'T WORK, RIGHT?
ALEXIS: I WAS SEARCHING
HER YACHT.
NED: ARE YOU CRAZY?
AND YOU LET HER?
JAX: HOPE YOU CAME UP
WITH SOMETHING GOOD.
MONICA: THANK YOU.
ALAN: I'M SORRY TO DRAG
YOU AWAY FROM WORK.
MONICA: OH, I WAS READY TO BE
DRAGGED.
ALAN: THANK YOU FOR COMING.
MONICA: AND THANK
YOU FOR ASKING.
ALAN: I WANTED TO TELL
YOU THAT A.J.'S PETITION
FOR TEMPORARY CUSTODY WAS
DENIED.
MONICA: OH.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
IS HE ALL RIGHT?
ALAN: NO, HE'S NOT ALL RIGHT.
HE'S ANGRY.
AND YOU, MONICA -- YOU SEEM
A LITTLE RELIEVED.
MONICA: WELL,
MAYBE I AM IN A WAY.
ALAN: THEN YOU AND I HAVE
A PROBLEM.
JASON: JUST LISTEN TO ME,
CARLY.
LISTEN.
MARRYING A.J. IS NOT
FIGHTING A.J.
IT'S LETTING HIM ROLL OVER YOU.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
IF HE WANTS TO HAVE
YOU COMMITTED, HE'LL ACTUALLY
HAVE SOME LEGAL STANDING.
AND WHAT ABOUT EDWARD?
HE'S THE ONE PULLING
THE STRINGS.
EVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO SHAKE
A.J., EDWARD'S NOT GOING TO LET
MICHAEL OUT OF THE HOUSE.
CARLY: EDWARD IS NOT GOING
TO HAVE CUSTODY, JASON.
I AM.
JASON: CARLY, IF EVERYTHING
GOES EXACTLY THE WAY YOU SAY --
WHICH I'VE NEVER YET SEEN
HAPPEN -- THIS IS GOING TO BE
A DISASTER!
CARLY: OH.
JASON: DO YOU WANT MICHAEL
TO SPEND A YEAR IN THAT HOUSE
WITH THOSE PEOPLE?
CARLY, HE'S GOING TO BE
CONFUSED.
HE'S GOING TO BE SCARED.
THE QUARTERMAINES AREN'T GOING
TO LET ME NEAR HIM.
NO, THE BEST THING BY FAR IS
FOR YOU NOT TO EVEN GO BACK
THERE.
CARLY: OH, WHAT AM I GOING
TO SAY, JASON?
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE WASN'T REALLY
A KIDNAPPING.
I MADE IT UP!
HELLO, FERNCLIFF!
JASON: HEY, I AGREE.
YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND YOU MADE
THINGS A LOT WORSE, BUT WHAT
ELSE IS NEW?
THE BEST THING FOR MICHAEL IS
FOR ME AND YOU TO GO
FOR CUSTODY.
CARLY: OF COURSE IT'S
THE BEST THING, BUT IT CAN'T
HAPPEN!
JASON: YEAH, WELL,
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE DELIVERING
MICHAEL TO THE QUARTERMAINE
MANSION.
IF YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT
YOU AND A.J. BOTH, I WILL.
IT'S NOT AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS.
RLY: I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS.
JASON: MICHAEL'S HOME
HAS ALWAYS BEEN WITH ME.
EVEN THE JUDGE SAID SO THIS
AFTERNOON.
CARLY: THE CUSTODY HEARING --
YOU GOT TEMPORARY CUSTODY?
WELL, THANK GOD.
THANK GOD FOR THAT.
I GOT TO GO
BEFORE A.J. KNOWS WHERE I AM.
JASON: WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
CARLY: BECAUSE, JASON,
TEMPORARY CUSTODY MIGHT BE
THE LAST YOU'RE ER GOING
TO SEE OF YOUR SON FOR THE REST
OF HIS LIFE IF YOU WON'T LISTEN
TO ME.
YOU GO FOR SOLE CUSTODY,
AND A.J. WILL JUST PROPOSE TO ME
SOONER TO MAKE US LOOK BETTER
IN COURT, WHICH WE WILL.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT, OK?
THE MORE YOU FIGHT ME,
THE WORSE IT'S GOING TO GET
FOR YOU.
I KNOW YOU MUST HATE ME RIGHT
NOW.
JASON: NO, YOU'RE JUST DOING
TO ME WHAT YOU DO TO EVERYBODY
ELSE.
I KNEW MY TURN WOULD COME.
CARLY: YOU ARE NOT EVERYBODY
TO ME.
OK, YOU ARE MICHAEL'S FATHER,
AND YOU ARE THE MAN THAT I TRUST
MORE THAN ANYBODY IN THE WORLD.
I AM NOT SELLING YOU OUT.
I AM NOT SELLING OUT OUR SON!
I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU I CAN
MAKE A LIFE FOR US, IF YOU'LL
JUST LISTEN TO ME AND TRUST
IN ME.
CAN'T YOU DO THAT?
WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT, JASON?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
IN FERNCLIFF, ALL THOSE MONTHS.
WHAT DID YOU TELL ME?
JUST TRUST IN ME AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE OK, AND I DID, AND IT
WAS.
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, OK?
IT'S YOUR TURN.
IT IS MY TURN TO COME THROUGH
FOR THE THREE OF US.
AND DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT
MICHAEL.
HE'S LIKE ME.
HE'S MADE OUT OF REALLY STRONG
STUFF, AND HE WILL NEVER,
EVER GIVE UP ON YOU, EITHER.
JASON: WHAT IF IT BLOWS UP
IN YOUR FACE?
WHAT IF IT DOESN'T GO ACCORDING
TO PLAN AND YOU AND MICHAEL ARE
TRAPPED THERE?
CARLY: THEN YOU'LL COME
AND GET ME, LIKE YOU ALWAYS GO.
JASON: OH, CARLY --
CARLY: BECAUSE THAT WHO
YOU ARE TO ME, JASON, AND THAT'S
WHO YOU ARE TO MICHAEL.
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WE COUNT
ON WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE FAILS.
I GOT TO GO.
I GOT TO GO BEFORE A.J. --
JASON: NO, CARLY, DON'T DO
THIS.
CARLY: I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ELSE.
IT'S TOO LATE, JASON.
IS MICHAEL IN HIS ROOM?
NO, I DON'T DARE.
I DON'T WANT A.J. TO KNOW THAT
I'M GONE.
JASON: NO, NO, WAIT.
CARLY: WHAT?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
JASON: WHAT I DO EVERY TIME
WHEN YOU'RE NOT WITH MICHAEL.
I TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM EVERY
DAY.
CARLY: JASON.
CARLY: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I GOT TO GO.
I GOT TO GO.
IF YOU LEAVE A JOB HALF DONE,
YOU COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE,
RIGHT ?
RIGHT.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH ORDINARY PAIN RELIEVERS.
THEY WORK FOR A WHILE,
THEN QUIT.
ALEVE WORKS ALL DAY LONG
WITH JUST TWO PILLS,
AND ALEVE IS SAFE.
IT'S MADE
WITH A FORM OF NAPROSYN
DOCTORS HAVE PRESCRIBED...
AND TRUSTED FOR YEARS.
SO IF YOUR PAIN RELIEVER
ISN'T GETTIN' THE JOB DONE--
- SINK IT !
- AND TRY ALEVE !
TWO PILLS, ALL-DAY RELIEF.
WORKS FOR ME.
[ Woman ]
MY DAD'S JUST MOVED IN WITH US.
HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.
VERY DISCIPLINED,
VERY ORGANIZED.
AND THAT'S GOING TO BE
DIFFICULT WITH TWO VERY ACTIVE
LITTLE BOYS.
I KNOW HIS APPEARANCE IS
VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM. HE KEEPS
THOSE SHIRTS OF HIS SPOTLESS.
I DON'T WANT THEM
TO END UP DINGY...
WHEN THEY GET THROWN IN THE WASH
WITH THE KIDS' DIRTY STUFF.
[ Announcer ] LIQUID TIDE'S
NEW CLEAN RINSE FORMULA.
IT HELPS PREVENT DIRT
IN THE WASH WATER
FROM REDEPOSITING ON CLOTHES,
SO EVERYTHING COMES OUT WHITER
THAN WITH REGULAR DETERGENTS.
I THINK THEY'RE GONNA LEARN
A LOT FROM EACH OTHER.
THE NEW AGE OF BEAUTY?
IT'S COLOR THAT LOOKS YOUNGER,
MORE ALIVE.
IT'S THE AGE OF REVITALIQUE
THE BREAKTHROUGH AGE-DEFYING
HAIRCOLOR SYSTEM.
REVITALIQUE COMBINES
SENSATIONAL COLOR
WITH A RETINOL COLOR COMPLEX
INFUSING DULL HAIR
WITH NEW LIFE, NEW VIBRANCY
NEW SHINE.
AND REVITALIQUE GOES BEYOND
OTHER HAIRCOLORS
WITH A DAILY PROTECTANT
TO STRENGTHEN AND REVITALIZE
BETWEEN COLORINGS.
REVITALIQUE AGE-DEFYING COLOR.
SO ADVANCED,
IT COULD ONLY COME FROM CLAIROL.
AHH, EXCUSE ME, PAL,
BUT ULD YOU SHUT YOUR LID ?
WHAT FOR ? I GOT MY
FAVORITE AUTOMATIC,
VANISH BLUE DROP-INS.
YEAH WELL, TOO BAD
YOUR GERMS DON'T
ALWAYS VANISH.
WELL, GEE, ALL TOILETS CAN
HAVE GERMS IN THE WATER.
NOT ME. I HAVE
CLOROX AUTOMATIC.
WITH SO MUCH
CLOROX BLEACH...
EVERY #&H JHLLS
99.9% OF GERMS.
YOU MEAN MINE DK
NO. SO PUT A
LID ON IT, HUH.
CLOROX AUTOMATIC
TOILET CLEANER.
IT KILLS 99.9%
OF GERMS.
HELENA: WAS SHE TOUCHING
ANYTHING ON MY DESK?
ARI: I DON'T THINK SO.
HELENA: WELL, WAS SHE NEAR
MY DESK WHEN YOU FOUND HER?
ARI: A LITTLE NEAR IT.
HELENA: EXACTLY WHERE WAS
SHE STANDING?
DID YOU TOUCH ANYTHING?
ARI: NO, MADAM.
HELENA: TELL THE CAPTAIN
WE'LL BE LEAVING PORT
IMMEDIATELY.
JAX: "DR. LASTIRIS."
DOES THAT NAME MEAN ANYTHING
TO YOU?
ALEXIS: DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE.
I THINK WE HAD A DOCTOR BY THAT
NAME AFTER MY FATHER DIED,
MAYBE 15, 20 YEARS AGO.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE.
IT'S NOT AN UNCOMMON NAME BACK
IN GREECE, SO LET ME
INVESTIGATE.
NED: NO.
ALEXIS: IN THE SAFETY
OF MY OWN ROOM.
JAX: IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THIS?
ALEXIS: NO.
BUT IT'S VERY EXCITING.
I'LL HAVE TO MAKE A NOTE
TO MYSELF TO LIVE MORE
DANGEROUSLY.
ALAN: YOU HAVE ACCUSED ME GOD
KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES OVER
THE YEARS OF NOT LOVING
A.J. FULLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT
HE WAS ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD.
MONICA: SO DID I, ALAN.
I AM NOT CARLY BENSON.
ALAN: WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
TO YOU, MONICA, IS THAT MOST
PEOPLE DON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE
IN LIFE.
I'VE BEEN SHOWERED WITH THEM.
I AM GETTING A CHANCE TO LOVE
A.J. FOR THE FIRST TIME FULLY
WHEN HE NEEDS ME THE MOST.
I'M GETTING A CHANCE TO HELP HIM
LOVE HIS OWN SON.
MONICA: SO, WHAT YOU ARE
ASKING ME TO DO IS TO ABANDON
JASON SOOU CAN GET OVER
FEELING GUILTY FOR
ABANDONING A.J.
ALAN: JASON IS NOT OURS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK HIM.
HE'S BEEN GONE FOR YEARS,
MONICA.
NOW, THAT SHOULD MAKE
YOUR DECISION VERY EASY.
JASON: YOU GOT A GOOD MOM,
MICHAEL, BUT SHE --
MICHAEL: DAD.
JASON: YEAH.
SHE DOES NOT THINK LIKE OTHER
PEOPLE.
NOW, LOOK, WHEN YOU --
WHEN YOU LEARN TO CROSS
THE STREET,
YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT LIKE I DO.
MICHAEL: BA-BA.
JASON: BA-BA, YES.
YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT LIKE I DO.
YOU'RE GOING TO START AT ONE
CURB, AND YOU'RE GOING TO WALK
TO THE OTHER.
NOW, SEE, YOUR MOM WOULD RATHER
CLIMB A TREE, SET IT ON FIRE,
AND HOPE THE FIREMEN WOULD COME
AND CARRY HER ACROSS.
MICHAEL: DA.
JASON: YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT SHE CALLS A PLAN.
AND NOW SHE'S GOT A NEW ONE
THAT MIGHT END UP HAVING YOU
LEAVING ME FOR A WHILE.
BUT I'M GOING TO FIGHT,
MICHAEL, NOT TO LET THAT HAPPEN.
BUT EVEN IF IT DOES, I'M GOING
TO COME AND GET YOU.
[MICHAEL BABBLES]
JASON: OK?
EVEN IF YOU DON'T SEE ME,
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONE.
I'M ALWAYS GOING TO COME BACK
FOR YOU.
A.J.: SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.
MY ATTORNEY AND I WERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF A POSTMORTEM.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
CARLY: I'M BETTER.
HOW'D IT GO?
A.J.: WELL, I'M NOT JUMPING
FOR JOY, AND I HAVEN'T GOT
MICHAEL.
CARLY: THE JUDGE TURNED US
DOWN?
A.J.: HE SAID HE WOULD
ENTERTAIN A PETITION
FOR PERMANENT CUSTODY,
BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE
MICHAEL BOUNCING BETWEEN HOMES
LIKE A PING-PONG BALL.
CARLY: MICHAEL BELONGS
WITH ME.
I'M HIS MOTHER.
WITH US, I MEAN.
WE'RE HIS PARENTS.
HOW COULD HE EVEN LEAVE HIM
WITH JASON?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
A.J.: I'M SORRY.
I DID EVERYTHING I COULD.
CARLY: I KNOW.
HEY, I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOU.
LOOK --
YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP
IF I GAVE YOU THAT SWORN
STATEMENT THAT YOU WANTED --
YOU KNOW, THE ONE ABOUT WHAT
JASON WAS LIKE AND, YOU KNOW -
A.J.: YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW IT
WOULD.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL DO IT, THEN.
I'LL DO IT.
I'LL DO WHATEVER -- WHATEVER
YOU SAY.
JUST SO WE CAN GET OUR SON BACK.
A.J.: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THANK YOU.
WE'LL GET MICHAEL BACK.
WE WILL.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES
FROM THE NEXT "GENERAL
HOSPITAL."
THREE WOMEN.
THREE PREGNANCY TESTS.
SHE SAW A LINE.
SHE SAW TWO LINES.
SHE SAW A PLUS SIGN.
WITH FACT PLUS ONE STEP
THE PLUS/MINUS SIGNS...
ARE SO EASY TO READ,
THEY'RE UNMISTAKABLE.
OH, BOY. OR GIRL.
FACT PLUS.
DO YOU WASH YOUR CAR
MORE THAN YOU MOW YOUR LAWN?
SHOULDN'T THERE BE
A NATIONAL HOLIDAY
FOR THE GUY WHO
DESIGNED THE GTO?
EVER MEET A TURN
YOU DIDN'T LIKE?
THIS IS TODAY'S PONTIAC
DRIVING EXCITEMENT.
THIS IS FOR ME.
JOIN US
AT THE EXCITEMENT DRIVE AWAY.
- YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
- THANKS.
- LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT ?
- NOT LIKE YOU THINK.
SINUS PAIN.
IT KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT.
YOU TRY STEAM ?
OR THAT GEL MASK THING ?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
TAKE SINUS MEDICINE ?
I GUESS AT NIGHT
I NEED SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
INTRODUCING
TYLENOL SINUS NIGHTTIME.
FORMULATED TO RELIEVE YOUR WORST
SINUS PAIN AND PRESSURE...
SO YOU CAN SLEEP.
MORNING !
WELL, LOOK
WHO'S FEELING BETTER.
I FOUND SOMETHING NEW
FOR MY SINUS PAIN.
GOT A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP.
AND NOW I'M READY FOR ANYTHING.
GOOD. THEN YOU CAN GET
THE COFFEE.
NEW TYLENOL SINUS NIGHTTIME.
IT'S:
JUST BECAUSE OTHER CLEANERS
ARE BLUE LIKE WINDEX...
DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN
CLEAN GLASS LIKE WINDEX.
WINDEX WITH AMMONIA D
LEAVES A BEAUTIFUL,
STREAK-FREE SHINE...
JUST ABOUT ANYONE
CAN APPRECIATE.
NED: YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MORE
FROM THE CASSADINES THAN JUST
MONEY.
SONNY: HOW LONG SINCE
YOU BEEN HOME?
LUKE: HOME DOESN'T EXIST
ANYMORE.
SONNY: IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?
STEFAN: OF ALL THE PERILS
AROUND ME, NONE IS MORE
DANGEROUS THAN MY FEELINGS
FOR YOU.

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