GH Transcript Tuesday 2/9/99

 

General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 2/9/99

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ELIZABETH: I LOVE MY LIFE
BECAUSE YOU'RE IN IT.
LUCKY: I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
BOBBIE: A.J. QUARTERMAINE NOW
CLAIMS TO BE MICHAEL'S FATHER,
AND HE'S DEMANDING A PATERNITY
TEST TO PROVE IT.
A.J.: JASON KIDNAPPED
MICHAEL.
MONICA: THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT.
EMILY: JASON'S GOING TO BRING
MICHAEL BACK, RIGHT, AND PROVE
THAT SHE'S A LIAR?
SONNY: I'M NOT SURE YOU'LL
EVER SEE JASON AGAIN.

MONICA: VAL, HI.
IT'S MONICA.
SAME MESSAGE.
TELL HIM TO CALL ME AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.
THANK YOU.
TONY: MONICA?
ANYTHING I CAN DO?
MONICA: I AM TRYING TO FIND
ALAN.
TONY: WELL, WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU SPOKE TO HIM?
MONICA: WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL
TELL YOU.
THE MEDIA'S GOING TO BE ALL OVER
THIS ANY MINUTE NOW.
JASON HAS DISAPPEARED
WITH MICHAEL.
NED: I'M SORRY, GRANDMOTHER,
AM I INTERRUPTING?
LILA: NO.
I'M JUST WAITING FOR YOU.
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS
THAT EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE IS
SO ANXIOUS TO KEEP FROM ME.
LUKE: COFFEE? TEA? ME?
TAMMY: OOH, IS IT HOT?
LUKE: MAKE YOU CRAWL OUT
OF YOUR SKIN.
TAMMY: OH, PROMISES,
PROMISES.
[LUKE LAUGHS]
ALAN: I'M SORRY ABOUT RUBY.
LUKE: THANK YOU, ALAN.
I APPRECIATE IT.
ALAN: LUKE'S AUNT RUBY USED
TO RUN THIS PLACE FOR YEARS.
SHE PASSED AWAY LAST WEEK.
TAMMY: OH, I'M SORRY.
LUKE: AND SHE LEFT THIS JOINT
TO ME AND MY SISTER.
AND UNTIL WE GET A FULL-TIME
MANAGER, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO KEEP
IT RUNNING.
AND SINCE MY SISTER'S JOB,
YOU KNOW, IS SAVING PEOPLE'S
LIVES --
ALAN: SHE'S A NURSE.
LUKE: RIGHT.
IT FALLS TO ME.
DON'T GET USED TO SEEING MY FACE
AROUND HERE.
I'D A LOT RATHER POUR DRINKS
AT NIGHT THAN POUR COFFEE
IN THE MORNING, I'LL TELL
YOU THAT.
THE TIPS ARE BETTER.
ALAN: SO, I TRIED TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH YOU QUITE A FEW
TIMES LAST NIGHT.
YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN IN REAL
LATE.
I FEEL ASLEEP ABOUT 2:00,
SO I GAVE UP THEN.
[CRASH]
LUKE: WHO PUT THAT BUCKET
THERE?
DAMN IT!
ALAN: WELL, I -- I DON'T SEE
ANY VISIBLE SCRATCHES
OR BRUISES, SO THAT'S A GOOD
SIGN, ISN'T IT?
TAMMY: DON'T START, ROY.
ALAN: LISTEN, TAMMY,
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.
I CAN'T HELP THAT.
SUE ME.
TAMMY: THIS IS NOT ABOUT
CONCERN.
THIS IS ABOUT CONTROL.
AND NOBODY CONTROLS ME.
I WAS A HOOKER WHEN WE MET.
THAT IS HOW WE MET.
NOW, IF THAT IS SUDDENLY
A PROBLEM FOR YOU, MAYBE
WE SHOULD JUST GO OUR SEPARATE
WAYS.
FELICIA: NO.
THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT.
V: FELICIA, YOU LET ME READ
CHAPTERS FROM YOUR OTHER BOOK.
FELICIA: AS BAD AS THAT ONE
WAS, V, THIS ONE IS WORSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME REALLY
MAD IS ALL THE TIME THAT I'VE
WASTED.
I NEARLY GOT MYSELF AND THIS
WOMAN TAMMY KILLED -- LITERALLY.
I NEARLY GOT MAC FRAMED.
I DID GET ALAN QUARTERMAINE SENT
TO JAIL.
AND WHY?
FOR 75 PAGES OF PURE,
UNMITIGATED DRECK.
V: WELL, FROM WHAT I HEAR,
FIRST DRAFTS ARE NEVER ANY GOOD.
FELICIA: WELL, THERE'S BAD
AND THEN THERE'S THIS.
THIS ONE DOESN'T DESERVE
TO LIVE.
V: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FELICIA: I'VE ERASED IT
FROM MY HARD DRIVE, AND NOW I'M
GOING TO DESTROY THIS ONE.
I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE IT
AGAIN.
V: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
YOUR ONLY COPY?
FELICIA: YES.
V: NO.
I SWEAR -- YOU'LL HATE YOURSELF
IN THE MORNING.
ELIZABETH: NO, UH-UH.
LUCKY: JUST LET ME SEE IT.
ELIZABETH: NO.
I KNEW THE ANSWER.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BELIEVE IT?
LUCKY: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY
HAVE KNOWN THAT?
ELIZABETH: OK, SO, WHAT DO
I GET IF I'M TELLING THE TRUTH?
LUCKY: MY ETERNAL AWE,
ADMIRATION, RESPECT.
NOW, COME ON.
ELIZABETH: HA.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH?
ELIZABETH!
MAYBE THIS IS D@D!IPCOLOR
THAT'LL MAKE YOU LIKE
THE PICTURE
ON YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
NEW NICE 'N EASY HAS THE COLOR
AND CONDITIONERS
TRAVELING TOGETHER
DEEP INSIDE YOUR HAIR.
SO YOU GET COLOR
THAT LOOKS AND FEELS
SO HEALTHY, SO RADIANT.
YOU WON'T JUST SEE IT
YOU'LL FEEL IT.
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELING IN
THE NATURAL
BOTANICALS
AND ORGANIC HERBS.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU...
YES!
...MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION
TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES--
MY LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE.
SHE LOVES HER V8 SPLASH
FRUIT JUICE DRINK.
SO WOULD I TELL HER ONLY SPLASH
HAS 100% OF BOTH...
THAT IT'S GOOD FOR HER
'CAUSE IT'S FROM V8?
I DON'T THINK SO.
V8 SPLASH...
WHEN YOU PUT BATH TISSUE
ON YOUR LIST, REMEMBER
THREE WORDS OF COMFORT.
SOFT.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE ULTRASOFT
IS EVEN SOFTER...
THAN THE LEADING PREMIUM BRAND.
THICK. IT'S THICKER
THAN THE LEADING BRAND TOO.
AND KLEENEX,
A NAME YOU TRUST.
LUCKY: DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT?
ELIZABETH: IT WAS THAT FLIER,
WITH THE DATE ON IT.
FEBRUARY 14.
VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IN THERAPY
WITH GAIL.
AND I THOUGHT I WAS
READY, BUT --
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS SPINNING
BACK INTO THAT NIGHT.
WHY, LUCKY?
I THOUGHT I WAS PAST IT.
LUCKY: GETTING PAST SOMETHING
DOESN'T MEAN IT NEVER HAPPENED.
THE RAPE IS PART OF YOUR HISTORY
NOW, ELIZABETH.
IT DIDN'T DISAPPEAR.
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE --
IT'S LIKE WHEN SOMEONE DIES.
LIKE RUBY.
YOU CAN BE WALKING ALONG,
WHISTLING A HAPPY TUNE
IN YOUR HEAD,
AND, BAM,
SOMEONE PASSES BY WEARING
THE SAME PERFUME THAT PERSON
USED TO WEAR,
AND YOU'RE RIGHT BACK IN THAT
MOMENT OF LOVING AND MISSING
THAT PERSON ALL OVER AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD
ANALOGY.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
ELIZABETH: NO, I KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN.
IT WAS JUST SO OUT OF NOWHERE,
YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER.
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF BEING RAPED
IN MONTHS.
AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO
BACK THERE.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T
BEEN CLUELESS ABOUT
THE CALENDAR.
IT'S A GOOD THING FOR
YOU I THINK AHEAD.
ELIZABETH: WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE?
LUCKY: I HAVEN'T DONE IT
YET, BUT
NOW FEELS LIKE A REALLY GOOD
TIME TO START.
YOU READY?
ELIZABETH: TO DO WHAT?
WELL, I'VE GOT TO CHECK
IN AT WORK.
YOUR FATHER'S GOING TO BE
COUNTING ON ME.
LUCKY: I DON'T WANT
YOU TO THINK ABOUT ANY OF THAT,
ALL RIGHT?
WE'LL CALL HIM.
LET'S GO.
COME ON.
ALAN: TAMMY, THE LAST THING
THAT I WANT TO DO IS LOSE
YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
TAMMY: THEN STOP BEING
A NUDGE.
I DON'T NEED A PROTECTOR.
ALAN: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
YOU DO NEED.
YOU HAVE BEEN THREATENED
AND BEATEN AND TERRORIZED.
YOU CAN WORK IN THIS TERRITORY,
YOU CAN'T WORK IN THAT
TERRITORY.
IT KILLS ME TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE
IN SUCH A VULNERABLE POSITION
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU COULD BE MAKING A DATE
WITH A SERIAL KILLER FOR ALL
YOU KNOW.
TAMMY: WELL, NOT THAT IT IS
ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT EVER
SINCE MY TROUBLE ON COURTLAND
STREET, I HAVE NOT TAKEN ON ANY
NEW CLIENTS.
ALAN: THAT IS NOT COMPLETELY
REASSURING.
[CRASH]
LUKE: OW!
OW, OW, OW!
OOH, OOH.
OOH.
ALAN: LISTEN, YOU ARE
A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING.
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO REPAY
THE KINDNESS.
TAMMY: THAT DOESN'T GIVE
YOU THE RIGHT TO MANAGE ME.
I DON'T WANT A MAKEOVER.
ALAN: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND
YOU.
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT
YOU SELL YOUR BODY FOR A LIVING?
WHY CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING
RESPECTABLE?
FELICIA: TRUST ME, THERE IS
NO POINT IN TRYING TO SAVE THAT
MAUDLIN, MELODRAMATIC MUCK
FROM THE FATE THAT IT DESERVES.
NOW, GIVE IT.
V: UH-UH-UH.
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING IS PERFECTLY
NORMAL.
EVERY TIME WE TRY SOMETHING NEW,
IT'S SCARY.
LIKE ME WHEN I WENT
TO MONTE CARLO.
EVERYONE KEPT TELLING ME I WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE THIS
SOUTH AMERICAN HEIRESS, WHEN ALL
I KNEW I WAS WAS HORRIBLE,
HOPELESS.
SUCH A RUBE, MY NOSE GLOWED
IN THE DARK.
I WAS POSITIVE I COULDN'T PULL
IT OFF.
FELICIA: WELL, THAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M MEU COULDN'T
HAVE PROVEN THAT BY ME THEN.
I HAD TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE
THING AFRAID -- WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
FELICIA: YOU ARE SO NICE.
YOU ARE SUCH A VERY, VERY NICE
PERSON.
AND BY ALL MEANS, I DO NOT WANT
TO BELITTLE YOUR EXPERIENCES
IN MONTE CARLO.
BUT IT IS ONE THING TO DRESS UP
IN A BEAUTIFUL GOWN AND WEAR
BEAUTIFUL JEWELRY AND PRETEND
TO BE JAX'S GIRLFRIEND
AND ANOTHER THING TO STARE
AT A BLINDING BLANK PAGE,
EVEN IF IT IS ON THE COMPUTER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
ON THE COMPUTER EVERY
30 MINUTES?
YOU GET A LITTLE BEEP.
DO YOU KNOW HOW AGONIZING IT IS
TO HEAR THAT LITTLE BEEP?
IT'S THERE TO BACK UP YOUR WORK.
AND TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T
WRITTEN DOWN ANYTHING WITHIN
THAT 30-MINUTE PERIOD -- IT'S
LIKE A LITTLE REMINDER SAYING,
"STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING
YET, HAVE YOU?
STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING
YET, HAVE YOU?"
I HATE IT!
V: IS IT POSSIBLE THAT
YOU CAN'T BE OBJECTIVE?
FELICIA: IT DOESN'T TAKE TOO
MUCH OBJECTIVITY TO RECOGNIZE
WHEN SOMETHING STINKS.
V: OH!
JUST LET ME READ THE DARN THING.
FELICIA: NO, NO,
BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY NICE.
AND YOU WILL FEEL COMPELLED
TO SAY SOMETHING NICE.
V: MAYBE, BUT I AM THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORLD.
YOU'LL SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME.
FELICIA: IT'S 75 PAGES LONG.
V: YEAH, AND I'M JUST SITTING
HERE WAITING FOR L&B TO GET SOME
PHONE CALLS.
FELICIA: WE'RE GOING TO BE
SO EMBARRASSED WHEN WE SEE EACH
OTHER AGAIN.
IT'S GOING TO FEEL SO AWKWARD.
V: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S SETTLED.
FELICIA: WHAT? NO.
V: I'M READING IT.
YEAH.
FELICIA: WAIT A MINUTE --
V: IT'S SETTLED.
FELICIA: OK.
IF IT'S BAD, YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
ME WE'LL LAUGH OUR WAY
THROUGH IT.
V: BYE.
FELICIA: YOU KNOW, THIS IS
GOING TO BE SOMETHING THAT WE DO
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
EVERY YEAR, SAME DATE.
V: OH, YEAH.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GONE NOW.
SEE YOU.
V: BYE.
NED: I HONESTLY DIDN'T INTEND
TO KEEP THIS LATEST DISASTER
FROM YOU BECAUSE I BASICALLY
KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT
IT WAS TRUE AND NOT CARLY CRYING
WOLF BEFORE TELLING YOU.
LILA: SO, WHATEVER IT IS
TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE?
NED: WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING
THAT WE'RE NOT SEEING THE WHOLE
PICTURE.
BUT ONE THING IS DEFINITE --
JASON HAS TAKEN MICHAEL
AND DISAPPEARED.
CARLY CAME TO OUR FRONT DOOR
CALLING IT A KIDNAPPING.
NOW, IF THAT'S THE CASE,
I'M AFRAID THAT WE MAY NOT SEE
JASON OR MICHAEL EVER AGAIN.
LILA: OH, NO.
NED: AND AS FAR AS I'M
CONCERNED, A.J. PUSHED JASON
INTO THIS.
WHAT WAS CALLED FOR WAS
A COMPROMISE.
BUT A.J.'S EGO IS OBVIOUSLY
BIGGER THAN HIS HEART
OR HIS BRAIN.
LILA: IS ANYONE LOOKING
FOR JASON?
NED: YES.
BUT IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE
FOUND --
LILA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"A.J. PUSHED JASON"?
NED: WHAT I MEAN IS,
FROM THE MOMENT A.J. FOUND OUT
THAT HE MIGHT BE MICHAEL'S
BIOLOGICAL FATHER, INSTEAD
OF BEHAVING LIKE A RATIONAL,
COMPASSIONATE PERSON WHO WOULD
BE A GREAT FATHER, INSTEAD
HE STARTED MAKING THREATS
AND SLAPPING JASON WITH COURT
ORDERS FOR BLOOD TESTS.
AND THEN, AS FAR AS I CAN
GATHER, HE GOT CARLY'S FERNCLIFF
PSYCHIATRIST TO SWEAR OUT
AN AFFIDAVIT SAYING THAT
SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN
RELEASED, WHICH OF COURSE SCARED
HER INTO THINKING THAT SHE MIGHT
BE READMITTED.
SO SHE DECIDES TO SWITCH SIDES.
IN ORDER TO GET A.J. TO BACK
OFF, SHE'S SUDDENLY HIS NEW BEST
FRIEND.
AND NOW SHE'S CLAIMING THAT
JASON IS A MANIACAL,
ABUSIVE SOCIOPATH.
LILA: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
NED: I KNOW.
YOU KNOW.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS FAMILY
SEEMS TO HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS.
EXCEPT EMILY.
OF COURSE, JASON WAS ONLY
LOOKING OUT FOR MICHAEL.
AND I'M SURE HE PROBABLY FELT
THAT THE BEST THING FOR HIM WAS
TO REMOVE HIM FROM THE LINE
OF FIRE.
LILA: OH.
HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE LOSE
JASON?
I'D HOPED THAT MICHAEL WOULD BE
THE BRIDGE.
NED: I KNOW.
IT'S PRETTY EASY TO SEE THIS
FROM JASON'S POINT OF VIEW.
I MEAN, THIS FAMILY HAS BEEN
CONSISTENTLY HORRIBLE ABOUT
MICHAEL SINCE THE DAY HE WAS
BORN.
LILA: WELL, WE HAVE OUR GOOD
SIDES, NED.
I'M JUST SO SORRY THAT JASON
HASN'T BEEN PRIVY TO THEM.
NED: HE WAS.
HE ALWAYS KNEW THE BEST SIDE
OF THIS FAMILY -- AND THAT'S
YOU.
TONY: SO JASON TOOK MICHAEL?
WHAT ABOUT CARLY?
MONICA: OH, CARLY'S VERY MUCH
IN TOWN.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE MADE
A BEELINE FOR OUR HOUSE
THE MINUTE SHE FOUND OUT THAT
MICHAEL WAS MISSING.
TONY: THAT HYPOCRITE.
HE WANTED TO BURN ME
AT THE STAKE.
HE WANTED TO NAIL ME TO A CROSS
FOR TAKING THAT BABY.
AND THEN HE TURNS AROUND
AND DOES THE SAME THING.
AND AS FOR CARLY, WELL,
NOTHING IS EVER WHAT IT SEEMS
WITH THAT WOMAN.
MONICA: OK, OK.
TONY, I DON'T WANT TO DEBATE
THIS.
AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU DIDN'T DEBATE IT
ELSEWHERE.
UNTIL THE MEDIA GETS HOLD OF IT,
WE REALLY WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IT
QUIET.
TONY: JUST TELL ME IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO.
MONICA: THANK YOU.
BOBBIE: HEY, MONICA.
MONICA: YOU HAVEN'T TALKED
TO CARLY, HAVE YOU?
BOBBIE: NO. WHY?
MONICA: WELL, APPARENTLY,
JASON HAS KIDNAPPED
OUR GRANDSON.
WHICH AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER
LEAVES NO DULL RESIDUE ?
THE ANSWER IS AS CLEAR
AS THE LABEL ON THE BOTTLE.
NEW SHOWER SHINE.
FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.
THEY WORK HARD
AFTER EVERY SHOWER
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
IF YOU'RE NOT USING
NEW SHOWER SHINE
AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER,
THE FORECAST FOR YOUR SHOWER
IS MOSTLY CLOUDY.
NEW SHOWER SHINE.
FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.
THEY WORK HARD
AFTER EVERY SHOWER
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
''y+1
TAMMY: WHO THE HELL ARE
YOU TO SIT HERE AND MAKE
JUDGMENTS ON WHAT'S RESPECTABLE?
IS THIS WHAT ALAN QUARTERMAINE'S
LIKE?
POMPOUS AND MORALISTIC?
FELICIA: HI, GUYS.
ALAN and TAMMY: HI.
ALAN: ACTUALLY, YES.
I'M REALLY SORRY THE WAY THAT
CAME OUT.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO SOUND
THAT YOU WEREN'T RESPECTABLE.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW WHAT, ROY?
YOU'RE CUTE.
NO, REALLY, YOU CAN'T HELP IT.
YOU JUST -- YOU ARE.
YOU'RE ALSO MY FRIEND.
AND THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER HAD A GUY
FRIEND THAT I WASN'T SLEEPING
WITH.
IT'S KIND OF NICE.
AND I CAN SEE HOW THIS MIGHT BE
HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND,
SO I'M GOING TO TRY TO EXPLAIN
IT TO YOU, OK?
MY LIFE WORKS FOR ME.
I DON'T DO DRUGS ANYMORE.
I HAVE A SAFE, DEPENDABLE
CLIENTELE.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL --
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL IS I AM
INDEPENDENT.
AND THAT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.
ALAN: WELL, THAT'S NOT
COMPLETELY REASSURING --
[SMOKE ALARM]
ALAN: LISTEN, IF I WERE
TO FIND SOME SUITABLE POSITION
FOR YOU, IS THAT SOMETHING
YOU WOULD CONSIDER?
[ALARM STOPS]
TAMMY: YOU ARE ONE STUBBORN
PIECE OF WORK, YOU KNOW THAT?
AND THE ANSWER TO THAT IS NO.
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER --
IF YOU WANT.
ALAN: YES, I WANT.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
TAMMY: OK.
TONY: HELLO.
TAMMY: HEY.
TONY: YOU.
ALAN: HEY.
TONY: YOU NEED TO CALL
MONICA.
ALAN: WHY?
TONY: DIAL.
ALAN: NO, YOU TELL ME.
BOBBIE: MONICA, I ASSURE
YOU -- JASON HAS NOT KIDNAPPED
MICHAEL.
MONICA: IT SEEMS THAT CARLY
RECONSIDERED HER POSITION
ON WHETHER OR NOT A.J. SHOULD
HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH MICHAEL.
SHE BROACHED THE SUBJECT
TO JASON.
SHE CLAIMS SHE SUGGESTED SOME
SORT OF SHARED CUSTODY.
JASON WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.
HE TOOK MICHAEL TO A
PEDIATRICIAN'S APPOINTMENT.
THAT WAS YESTERDAY, BOBBIE.
THEY HAVEN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE.
BOBBIE: YOU HEARD THIS
FROM CARLY?
MONICA: I KNOW.
MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS NOT
TO BELIEVE HER AT ALL.
BUT THE POLICE HAVE BEEN
CALLED IN.
THERE'S NO SIGN OF MICHAEL
OR JASON.
BOBBIE: SONNY?
MONICA: SONNY'S AS MUTE
AS JASON WHEN IT COMES
TO KNOWING SOMETHING AND NOT
WANTING TO TELL.
AT THE VERY LEAST, THIS COULD
JUST BE A VARIATION OF ONE
OF CARLY'S TRUTHS.
SHE COULD HAVE TURNED AGAINST
JASON LIKE SHE TURNS AGAINST
EVERYBODY ELSE.
IF THAT'S THE CASE,
BOBBIE, WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEE
OUR GRANDSON AGAIN.
BOBBIE: LIKE HELL.
NED: GRANDMOTHER,
YOU'RE THE GLUE THAT HOLDS THIS
FAMILY TOGETHER.
AND I THINK THE REASON WHY
WE ALL TRY TO HIDE BAD THINGS
FROM YOU IS BECAUSE YOUR GOOD
OPINION IS SO VITAL TO US.
NOT THAT WE DESERVE IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU STAND US.
LILA: THINGS ARE HARDLY
AS BLEAK AS THEY SEEM,
MY DARLING.
I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT JASON
WILL COME BACK AND THAT WHEN
HE DOES, THIS FAMILY WILL
SURPRISE HIM.
NED: FROM YOUR LIPS.
WOMAN: I'LL KEEP CHECKING
WHILE YOU GET STARTED
WITH THESE.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
ELIZABETH: YEAH,
LUCKY, WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
LUCKY: ALONG THESE LINES,
I THINK.
WOMAN: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, MY NAME'S ESTELLA,
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
LUCKY: THANKS.
ELIZABETH: THANKS.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING
THIS.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
LUCKY: YES, I DO.
ELIZABETH: NOT FOR A DRESS
AT WYNDHAM'S.
LUCKY: SONNY PAID ME QUITE
WELL FOR THAT ERRAND.
BESIDES, DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN
I FIRST TOOK THE JOB
AT THE MOTORCYCLE SHOP,
ONE OF THE REASONS WAS SO WE'D
BE ABLE TO HAVE FUN.
SHOPPING'S FUN, RIGHT?
ELIZABETH: NO RED ONES.
ESTELLA: OK.
ELIZABETH: WELL,
HERE GOES NOTHING.
IMAGINE A WORLD
WITHOUT MOISTURE.
FOR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WITH DRY, SCRATCHY EYES,
THIS IS HOW
THEIR WORLD FEELS.
NOW THERE'S NEW VISINE
TEARS FOR DRY EYES
WITH A UNIQUE TEARS FORMULA
NOT FOUND IN OTHER
LEADING BRANDS.
VISINE TEARS SOOTHES
DRY, SCRATCHY EYES
AND MAKES THEM FEEL MOIST
AND COMFORTABLE IN SECONDS.
AND IT'S SAFE TO USE
AS OFTEN AS YOU NEED.
DISCOVER A WORLD OF COMFORT
WITH NEW VISINE TEARS.
IT....
pA WOMAN'S BODY...
IS ABOUT 70% WATER.
YET IT'S NATURAL TO OCCASIONALLY
EXPERIENCE PERSONAL DRYNESS.
K-Y LIQUID IS WATER BASED.
NON-STICKY.
IT'S FROM THE:
K-Y LIQUID.

LISTEN HERE, BABY
I HAVE ONLY ONE
BURNIN' DESIRE
LET ME STAND NEXT
TO YOUR FIRE,
OW
LET ME STAND NEXT
TO YOUR FIRE
UH, LET ME STAND
LET ME STAND NEXT
TO YOUR FIRE
OH, LET ME STAND
NEXT TO YOUR FIRE
OW
YEAH
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ELIZABETH: HEY, LUCKY, IS IT
JUST YOU OUT THERE?
LUCKY: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: OK, WELL,
READY OR NOT, HERE I COME.
SINGER: YOU'RE
TELLING ME THINGS
I ALREADY KNOW
YOU TAKE ME PLACES
I NEVER WOULD GO
YOU ACT SO FREELY
LIKE THE WORLD WAS YOUR OWN
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
BUT DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
AND NO
ONE
FEELS
AND NO
ONE
FEELS
ELIZABETH: WELCOME
TO THE NOT-SO-FUN PART
OF SHOPPING, WHERE EVERYTHING
THAT LOOKS GREAT ON A HANGER
LOOKS RIDICULOUS ON YOU.
LUCKY: YOU MUST MEAN
SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT SHOWING ME
BECAUSE SO FAR YOU'VE LOOKED
INCREDIBLE.
IT'S THE DRESSES THAT CAN'T
KEEP UP.
ELIZABETH: ARE YOU FOR REAL?
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO SOMEPLACE
WHERE I CAN WEAR JEANS.
LUCKY: ON THE NEW
AND IMPROVED VALENTINE'S DAY?
I DON'T THINK SO.
ELIZABETH: OK.
THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
SINGER: AND NO
ONE
FEELS
AND NO
ONE
FEELS
ELIZABETH: WELL?
LUCKY: IT'S PERFECT.
SINGER: NO ONE
LIKE WE DO
NO ONE
FELICIA: SO YOU'RE STUCK
RUNNING KELLY'S.
LUKE: I AIN'T HAVING ANY FUN.
FELICIA: WELL, I WOULD THINK
THAT YOUR OLD FINESSE
WITH A SPATULA WOULD KICK IN.
YOU KNOW, LIKE RIDING A BIKE.
LUKE: NOW, HOW DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY FINESSE WITH A SPATULA?
YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN THE OLD
CHUCKLES WHEN I USED TO SLING
HASH HERE, WERE YOU?
FELICIA: I HEAR THINGS ABOUT
YOU.
LUKE: WELL, MY SPATULATION
SKILLS TOOK A FLIP OVER AND --
AND THEY'RE GONE, ALONG
WITH MY PATIENCE FOR ANYTHING
OVER-EASY.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU NEED HELP.
WHERE'S YOUR STAFF?
LUKE: DATING MY KID.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE CALLED.
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
SHE HAD THIS EXCUSE.
AND I COULD JUST FEEL HIM
IN THE BACKGROUND, EGGING
HER ON, YOU KNOW?
WANTING HER, COACHING HER TO --
FELICIA: GO AWOL.
LUKE: GO AWOL RIGHT UP
THE WALL.
I'M TELLING YOU -- I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE LEARNED THAT KIND
OF THING.
IT IS REALLY GRUESOME.
FELICIA: I'LL HELP YOU.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ME.
LUKE: OH, NO, NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
FELICIA: NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
LUKE: WELL -- WAIT A MINUTE,
WHERE -- WHERE YOU GOING
WITH MY HIGH-OCTANE BREW?
FELICIA: NO, NO.
THIS IS MUD FROM THE SEWER.
HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
NOBODY'S ASKING FOR REFILLS.
LUKE: WELL, I THOUGHT
THEY WERE HELPING THEMSELVES.
I'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE IN THE KITCHEN.
FELICIA?
WAIT.
DON'T POUR IT OUT.
ALAN: DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY
IDEA WHERE JASON TOOK MICHAEL?
ARE THE POLICE IN ON IT?
TONY: DID YOU KNOW MICHAEL
WAS A.J.'S?
ALAN: YES, BUT ONLY RECENTLY.
TONY: AND EVIDENTLY JASON
CAN'T STOMACH THE IDEA
OF MICHAEL BEING RAISED BY A.J.
IS THE IRONY NOT PALPABLE HERE?
ALAN: BUT THE IDEA OF TAKING
THE BABY?
TONY: THAT'S PRECISELY WHY
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
NOW, WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T PANIC.
YOU HAVE GOT TO STAY CALM
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A HOPELESS
SITUATION.
AND RECOVERING ADDICTS,
THEY LOVE TO TAKE A CRISIS LIKE
THIS AND USE IT AS AN EXCUSE
TO DERAIL THEMSELVES.
AND YOU'RE ON THE ROAD
TO RECOVERY.
YOU'RE GETTING YOUR LIFE BACK.
SO DON'T STEP BACK, ALAN.
ALAN: I CAN'T STAY HERE.
I HAVE TO GO.
TONY: DON'T -- NO, NO, NO.
ALAN: NOT NOW, TONY.
NOT NOW.
BOBBIE: SOMETHING STINKS --
BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY
NO WAY JASON WOULD TAKE THAT
BABY AWAY FROM CARLY.
WHY?
BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY IS AFTER
MICHAEL AGAIN?
SO WHAT?
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
MONICA: JASON WOULD DO
ANYTHING TO PROTECT MICHAEL
FROM A.J. AND THE THREAT
HE PERCEIVES MY FAMILY TO BE.
BOBBIE: MONICA, HE WOULDN'T
JUST DISAPPEAR AND TAKE THE BABY
AWAY FROM CARLY.
I KNOW.
I'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME
WITH JASON AND THAT BABY.
MONICA: AND I'VE SPENT A LOT
OF TIME WATCHING CARLY
SYSTEMATICALLY TEAR DOWN
MY FAMILY.
THAT WAS AFTER SHE WAS FINISHED
WITH YOURS, OF COURSE.
HAVE YOU HAD SOME SORT
OF AMNESIA ABOUT ALL THIS?
BOBBIE: NO.
I ASSURE YOU, I DON'T HAVE ANY
AMNESIA WHEN IT COMES TO CARLY.
I'M SAYING SHE'S DEFINITELY UP
TO SOMETHING.
MONICA: OH, YES SHE IS.
SHE USED AN INNOCENT CHILD
TO PIT TWO BROTHERS AGAINST EACH
OTHER AND SEE WHICH SCENARIO
SUITED HER NEEDS BEST.
RIGHT NOW SHE'S AT MY HOUSE
WITH DOLLAR SIGNS IN HER EYE,
PLAYING A.J. FOR ALL SHE'S
WORTH -- AGAIN.
MAKES ME SICK.
I CANNOT FIND ALAN.
WHAT IF THIS INTERFERES
WITH HIS RECOVERY?
EMILY IS SO MAD AT A.J.,
SHE CAN'T SAY A CIVIL WORD
TO HIM.
AND A.J. -- WELL, TO SAY
THE LEAST, HE IS LIVID THAT
HE HAS BEEN LOCKED OUT
OF HIS SON'S LIFE FOR A YEAR.
AND YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT.
WHEN YOU FOUND OUT CARLY WAS
YOUR DAUGHTER AND LUKE ALREADY
KNEW, HOW DID YOU FEEL?
BOBBIE: OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
MONICA.
A.J. GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND GOT
CARLY PREGNANT.
MONICA: CARLY GOT DRUNK ONE
NIGHT, AND, AT A BAR,
TWO STRANGERS IN A ONE-NIGHT
STAND BECAME PARENTS.
IF YOU WANT TO SAY WHO CLAIMS
MORE RESPONSIBILITY,
WELL, IN THE PAST YEAR, I WOULD
SAY IT WAS A.J., HANDS DOWN.
BOBBIE: SIT DOWN.
WE GOT TO STOP THIS, OK?
WE'RE BOTH JUST SCARED.
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE IT SOUND
LIKE I WAS DEFENDING CARLY
BECAUSE I'M NOT, OK?
BUT I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TAKE
ON HER.
I KNOW WHAT MOTIVATES HER.
I KNOW WHERE SHE GOES WHEN
SHE PANICS.
AND THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN
CONVINCE ME THAT JASON STOLE
THAT BABY FROM HER.
THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE, MONICA.
NOW, TRY NOT TO WORRY.
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THIS.
A.J.: WHAT'S WRONG?
EMILY: YOU JUST MISSED
GRANDMOTHER.
SHE'S REALLY, REALLY UPSET,
AND, AS USUAL, IT'S YOUR FAULT.
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
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DOES TOSSING ONE OF THESE...
INTO YOUR TANK KILL GERMS ?
WELL, HERE'S ONE WAY TO BE SURE:
LYSOL CONTINUOUS ACTION
AUTOMATIC TOILET CLEANER.
IT NOT ONLY CLEANS,
IT KILLS GERMS.
NO OTHER AUTOMATIC
TOILET CLEANER KILLS MORE.
YOU HAVE OUR WORD ON IT.
A.J.: WHY DOES MICHAEL BEING
KIDNAPPED GET TO BE MY FAULT?
WHY AM I THE BAD GUY FOR WANTING
MY SON, AND JASON ISN'T THE BAD
GUY FOR STEALING HIM?
EMILY: YOU KNOW, A.J., I USED
TO NEVER BELIEVE WHAT NED SAID
ABOUT YOU -- THAT YOU WERE
JEALOUS OF JASON AND DEEP DOWN
INSIDE YOU WERE GLAD THAT THAT
ACCIDENT HAPPENED SO
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY
COMPETITION ANYMORE.
BUT I BELIEVE IT NOW.
A.J.: WHAT?
EM, ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF?
YOU'RE DEFENDING JASON,
WHO HAS LIED WHILE CLAIMING
TO BE THE HONEST ONE.
THAT'S WHY HE'S DISAPPEARED
BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT HIS LIE WAS
ABOUT TO CATCH UP WITH HIM.
AND NOW HE'S COME IN BETWEEN US.
EMILY: NO, A.J.
I JUST SEE YOU FOR WHO
YOU REALLY ARE.
LOOK, IF JASON TOOK MICHAEL
AND DISAPPEARED WITH HIM,
IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM
AND HE'S TRYING TO PROTECT HIM.
YOU JUST WANT TO WIN SOME
CONTEST.
FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU WANT
TO BE RIGHT AND MAKE JASON BE
WRONG.
WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL?
DOES IT MATTER THAT HE'S
HURTING?
OR GRANDMOTHER, THAT YOU'RE
STEPPING ALL OVER HER HEART?
AND THAT YOU CAN'T RISE
TO THE OCCASION AND BE A DECENT
HUMAN BEING?
"OH, WHO CARES, SHE'LL GET
OVER IT."
RIGHT, A.J.?
A.J.: JASON STOLE MY SON,
EMILY.
EMILY: OK, BECAUSE YOU HAD
ONE NIGHT OF SEX THAT YOU DON'T
EVEN REMEMBER -- THAT MAKES
YOU A FATHER?
A.J.: BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN
GIVEN A CHANCE.
EMILY: THAT'S RIGHT --
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN SCHEMING
TO KIDNAP MICHAEL AND PRESSURING
CARLY AND TRYING TO GAIN POINTS
WITH GRANDFATHER.
YOU PROBABLY HAVE HUNDREDS
OF THEM BY NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD JUST CONGRATULATE
YOURSELF.
A.J.: CAN YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT RIGHT NOW I'M TRYING NOT
TO FREAK OUT?
A FEW DAYS AGO, I FOUND OUT THAT
I HAVE A SON.
AND NOW, BEFORE I EVEN GET
TO HOLD HIM AS MY SON, I LEARN
THAT I MAY NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
OK.
ALL RIGHT, DID YOU THINK THAT
TONY JONES WAS WRONG TO TAKE
MICHAEL THE WAY HE DID?
WELL, HOW WAS THAT DIFFERENT?
HOW, EMILY?
JASON HAS TAKEN MICHAEL
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T THINK THAT
I WOULD MAKE A GOOD FATHER.
WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S WHY TONY
TOOK -- TOOK MICHAEL.
EMILY: IT'S DIFFERENT!
A.J.: AND YOU THOUGHT THAT
WAS KIDNAPPING.
WHAT IS DIFFERENT?
WHY?
WHY, BECAUSE JASON LOVES
MICHAEL?
WELL, THAT'S WHAT TONY CLAIMED.
EMILY: JASON DOES LOVE
MICHAEL.
A.J.: OH, WELL, I MIGHT, TOO!
BUT I HAVE TO BE GIVEN A CHANCE.
EMILY: A.J. --
A.J.: WHAT?
EMILY: SO YOU PRESSURE CARLY,
OK, AND YOU THREATEN HER.
YOU THREATEN HER TO SEND
HER BACK TO FERNCLIFF.
SO THAT'S SUPPOSED TO CONVINCE
EVERYONE THAT YOU GET A CHANCE?
UGH.
A.J.: YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT,
EMILY.
IF IT WERE ANYONE OTHER THAN
JASON, YOU WOULDN'T BE MAKING
EXCUSES FOR THEM.
EMILY: OH, GRANDFATHER MUST
BE SO PROUD OF YOU.
V: OH, HEY, BOSS.
SORRY, I DIDN'T EXPECT
YOU SO SOON.
FELICIA STOPPED BY AND SHE WAS
A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT
THE NOVEL, SO I TOLD HER I WOULD
GIVE IT A LITTLE READ-THROUGH
WHILE I WAITED FOR SOME L&B
CALLS TO BE RETURNED.
NED: V, DO I LOOK LIKE
I CARE?
V: NO.
YOU LOOK A LITTLE TIRED.
NED: WELL, I DIDN'T SLEEP TOO
WELL LAST NIGHT.
YET ANOTHER DISASTER HAS STRUCK
MY FAMILY -- COURTESY OF A.J.,
OF COURSE.
I JUST CAME BACK FROM GIVING
A FULL DISCLOSURE TO
MY GRANDMOTHER.
GOD, I HATE HURTING THAT LADY.
FOR SO LONG, SHE WAS THE ONE
GOOD, DECENT THING IN MY LIFE.
V: HOW SO?
NED: WELL, WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS
OLD, I WAS SHIPPED OFF
TO A BOARDING SCHOOL
BECAUSE MY HARRIDAN OF A MOTHER
DIDN'T WANT ME AROUND.
A KID TENDED TO CRAMP HER STYLE.
AND THAT'S ALL MY MOTHER EVER
WAS -- STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE.
UNLIKE GRANDMOTHER,
WHO GENEROUSLY GAVE ME THE LOVE
MY MOTHER EITHER WOULDN'T
SHE WAS LIKE AN ANGEL,
SENT SPECIAL DELIVERY TO ME,
TO US.
HER CAPACITY TO LOVE THIS
FAMILY --
YOU KNOW, NOT THAT SHE DOESN'T
SEE US FOR WHAT WE ARE.
SHE DOES.
STILL, SHE LOVES US BEYOND
REASON.
BEYOND REASON.
NOW THIS IS THE TIME IN HER LIFE
WHEN SHE SHOULD BE ENJOYING
THE SIMPLE PLEASURES OF LIFE,
LIKE TENDING TO A ROSE GARDEN,
WATCHING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET,
HEARING THE LAUGHTER
OF HER GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN.
INSTEAD, SHE HAS TO WATCH US,
HER FAMILY, DISINTEGRATE
FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME.
WHICH AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER
LEAVES NO DULL RESIDUE ?
THE ANSWER IS AS CLEAR
AS THE LABEL ON THE BOTTLE.
NEW SHOWER SHINE.
FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.
THEY WORK HARD
AFTER EVERY SHOWER
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
IF YOU'RE NOT USING
NEW SHOWER SHINE
AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER,
THE FORECAST FOR YOUR SHOWER
IS MOSTLY CLOUDY.
NEW SHOWER SHINE.
FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.
THEY WORK HARD
AFTER EVERY SHOWER
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
MORNINGS SEEM
SO MUCH BRIGHTER...
AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE
MY TYLENOL P.M.
SOMETIMES
I HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING.
I USED TO WORRY
ABOUT TAKING SOMETHING.
HOW WOULD I FEEL
IN THE MORNING ?
AND THEN I TRIED TYLENOL P.M.
IT STOPS MY PAIN
AND HELPS ME SLEEP.
SO IN THE MORNING,
I'M RESTED,
REFRESHED, READY TO MAKE
THE MOST OF MY DAY.
IT'S TYLENOL P.M.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION
TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES CAKE
YOU'RE WHY I BAKE
A DUNCAN HINES--

V: TAGGERT MADE A CAREER
OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE
SONNY CORINTHOS DISAPPEARED
TO AND COULD NEVER FIND HIM.
IF JASON'S TAKEN MICHAEL
THERE --
HAVE THEY CALLED IN THE F.B.I.?
NED: WELL, I'M SURE
THEY HAVE.
V: ARE THEY ORDERING PHONE
TAPS?
NED: KNOWING GRANDFATHER,
WE PROBABLY OWN THE PHONE
COMPANY BY NOW.
V: YOU DON'T BLAME JASON?
NED: HELL NO.
NOT AT ALL.
IF I WERE IN HIS SHOES, I WOULD
GET THAT CHILD AS FAR AWAY
FROM THIS FAMILY AS POSSIBLE.
NOT TO MENTION THE ADDED
INCENTIVE OF SAVING MICHAEL
FROM A.J. AS A FATHER.
V: IF A.J. IS MICHAEL'S
BIOLOGICAL FATHER, DON'T
YOU THINK THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT
TO KNOW EACH OTHER?
NED: MAYBE SUPERVISED
VISITATION.
V: WELL, I CAN UNDERSTAND
A.J. NOT SEEING IT THAT WAY.
NED: V, FOR AS FAR BACK
AS I COULD REMEMBER,
A.J. COULDN'T SEE AT ALL --
EXCEPT THROUGH BLOODSHOT EYES
AND THE BOTTOM OF A BROWN PAPER
BAG.
THE NIGHT OF THE ACCIDENT,
THE ONE WHERE JASON --
I WAS THE FIRST ONE
ON THE SCENE.
WELL, ACTUALLY, REGINALD
AND I WERE.
AND I TOOK THE BLAME.
V: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
NED: WELL, I KNEW THAT IT
WOULD BE A SCANDAL FOR
THE FAMILY --
A.J. DRIVING THREE SHEETS
TO THE WIND.
SO I SAID THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO
WAS DRIVING, NOT A.J.
V: AND A.J. WENT ALONG
WITH THIS?
NED: OF COURSE HE DID.
HE'S WEAK.
ALWAYS HAS BEEN.
V: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN
SOBER?
NED: V, HE'S A PUPPET.
HE'S SPINELESS.
AND I CANNOT SUPPORT CONDEMNING
THAT CHILD TO BE RAISED
BY A FAMILY WHO EAT THEIR YOUNG,
STEAL YOUR SOUL.
LOIS SAW THAT.
THAT'S WHY SHE GRABBED
BROOKE LYNN AND LEFT.
AND THAT'S WHY I LET HER.
V: BUT YOU STAY.
NED: YES, WELL, LIKE I SAID
THE OTHER NIGHT AT KELLY'S, I AM
THE FAITHFUL QUARTERMAINE,
THE ONE WHO ALWAYS IS AROUND
TO PICK UP THE PIECES.
THE ONLY CHANCE I EVER HAD
TO GET OUT WAS THE ONE THAT LOIS
GAVE ME, AND I FOUND OUT THAT
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.
SO, HERE I STAY AND HOPE THAT
ONE DAY I CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
OF COURSE THE EXCEPTION TO ALL
OF THE ABOVE IS MY GRANDMOTHER.
V: YOU KNOW SHE KNOWS.
NED: WHAT?
V: WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WHY
YOU'RE DOING IT -- IF WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING IS TRUE.
YOU'RE THE ONE SHE DEPENDS ON.
NED: I WANT TO DO MORE
FOR HER, V.
SOMETHING.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
FELICIA: DID YOU SEE LUCY'S
INFOMERCIAL LAST NIGHT?
LUKE: HER WHAT?
FELICIA: OH, NEVER MIND.
IT'S A LONG STORY.
LUKE: WHAT IS THIS COLORED
WATER?
HERB TEA?
FELICIA: YEAH, IT'S
FOR MY NERVES.
I JUST NEEDED TO BE DISTRACTED.
ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
LUKE: OH, YEAH?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO AVOID?
FELICIA: I'LL TELL
IF YOU TELL.
LUKE: YOU FIRST.
FELICIA: YOU REMEMBER THAT
BOOK THAT I WAS TRYING TO WRITE?
LUKE: MM-HMM.
FELICIA: I READ THE FIRST
75 PAGES OF IT, AND I THINK THAT
YOUR COFFEE IS BETTER.
NOW MY GIRLFRIEND IS READING IT.
SHE'S GOING TO TELL ME
IF I SHOULD HAVE IT BURNED.
OK, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TOE
DISTRACTED?
LUKE: WELL, I'M WAY PAST
THE BURNING STAGE, I'LL TELL
YOU THAT.
FELICIA: OH?
WHAT WENT UP IN FLAMES?
LUKE: BRIDGES, BABY.
A WHOLE BUNCH OF BRIDGES.
FELICIA: ARE YOU REBUILDING
ANY?
LUKE: WELL, I SORT OF GOT
A PROJECT IN MIND, BUT RIGHT NOW
IT'S IN A HOLDING PATTERN.
FELICIA: OH.
SHOULD I CALL THE PRESS?
DO YOU THINK THERE'S GOING TO BE
AN EXPLOSION?
LUKE: I DON'T KNOW.
[CRASH]
LUKE: THE CHILI'S DONE.
FELICIA: OH, GOD.
A.J.: LAST TIME YOU HIT ME,
YOU LEFT A FEW TEETH.
DID YOU COME BACK TO FINISH
THE JOB?
ALAN: I CAME BY TO SEE
IF MY SON'S OK.
A.J.: I'M BETTER NOW.
LUCKY: SO, IS THE DRESS OK?
ELIZABETH: I ADORE IT.
AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT IT FOR ME.
LUCKY: WELL, IT'S ALL PART
OF A BIGGER AND BETTER PLAN.
ELIZABETH: WON'T YOU EVEN
GIVE ME A LITTLE CLUE?
LUCKY: HMM -- NO.
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THIS MUCH --
I INTEND TO GIVE YOU BRAND-NEW
MEMORIES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
ELIZABETH: YOU REALLY ARE
TAKING ME TO THE DANCE THIS
YEAR?
LUCKY: NO, IT'S JUST GOING
TO BE THE TWO OF US.
AND THE REST, YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO TRUST ME, OK?
ELIZABETH: WHY DON'T YOU ASK
FOR SOMETHING DIFFICULT?

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