Days Transcript Friday 9/15/17

Days of Our Lives Transcript Friday 9/15/17


Episode #13173 ~ A drunk Lucas makes a scene; Marlena tells John her wild theory about Adrienne possibly being in cahoots with Hattie; Sonny and Paul tell Gabi their wedding is going to be a double wedding; Eli tells Abe he was fired from the FBI.

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Gabi: All right, so arianna wants to stay a few minutes with maggie and the kids. She's so excited to be your flower girl. She can't stop talking about it. What's going on? Is something-- is the wedding not going to happen? What's happening?

Sonny: No, no, there's-- there's a wedding. Um...we just have something to talk to you about first.

Gabi: What's that?

Sonny: Well, the thing is, it's not just our wedding. It's chad and abigail's too.

Abigail: Okay. Well, it looks like we beat, um, sonny and paul.

Chad: Uh-huh. I'm sure father louis can, uh, wait to discuss the sanctity of marriage until they get here.

Abigail: Mm-hmm.

Chad: You know, before everyone gets here, while I have you alone... I said it before, but it bears repeating. I love you. I can't wait for you to be my wife again.

Abigail: Yeah, that does bear repeating.

Chad: Mm-hmm.

Abigail: Mm-hmm.

Chad: This time, let's-- uh, let's do it forever, though.

Abigail: Okay.

Chad: Oh.

Lucas: Mom. Mom, you wanted me to sign the papers. I'll sign them now. Come on. Hello! Hello. Maybe a quick--quick drink just...

[Soft dramatic music]

Kate: [Clears throat]

Lucas: [Sighs]

Marlena: Well, hello, good-lookin'.

John: Come on! You took the words right out of my mouth.

Marlena: [Laughs]

Both: Mm!

John: Sit down with me, please. So I just got done talking to belle. She's gonna call you a little later.

Marlena: Oh, it'll be so good to hear her sweet voice.

John: Yup. How was eric? Bet he was happy to see you.

Marlena: Eric was relieved...

John: Hmm.

Marlena: After all the-- the chaos that hattie's put us all through.

John: Yeah, you think?

Marlena: Yeah. He talked about the run-in that he had with hattie when she was pretending to be me.

John: Mm-hmm. What are you thinking?

Marlena: I'm thinking I know who hattie's partner is.

Bonnie: Please, hattie, please! I can't go back to statesville! I just can'T. Please! I know you lost your one chance at happiness, but please, I'm begging you with every cell of my being, don't take away mine, please!

[Door opens]

Justin: Adrienne. What's going on in here? And how did you get in here?

Bonnie: Oh, I may have told the officer that I was your assistant. Please don't be mad at me.

Justin: I'm not mad. I just don't understand why you'd lie.

Bonnie: Well, I told you, I wanted--wanted to talk to hattie for "the spectator," but she's not being very cooperative.

Hattie: Hey, I got something going on here, you know?

Bonnie: Well, fine. We can just go now, then.

Hattie: No, wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. There's no reason you should leave empty-handed, you know? How about if I give you a-- a big, juicy story for your next headline, maybe tomorrow, you know? Come on, sit down, dimples. You'll want to hear this. How about if I tell you the name of the person that I was working with?

[Tense music]

Male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the "days of our lives."

[Soft orchestration]

Bonnie: Maybe we should talk one-on-one, hattie, for the exclusive?

Hattie: Well, why? Don't you want the whole world to know who I was working with?

Justin: Okay. Who was it?

Hattie: It was, uh, anjelica deveraux.

Justin: Wait a minute. You're saying anjelica was behind this?

Hattie: Yeah. Till she up and croaked, left me holding the bag.

Justin: Why?

Hattie: Because she figured out that I look like-- like marlena evans. And then so she hired me to impersonate her and take over her miserable-ass life, and, um--and there it is. So there. You got your story.

Justin: Wait a minute. I meant why would anjelica want to hurt marlena?

Lucas: Don't start with me, okay? With all the losses I've been dealing with lately, I just had one little drink, one drink to take the edge off. That's it. You don't have to act like it's the end of the world. If you have the papers, I'll sign them now. We can get back to work.

Kate: [Sighs] I don't need your signatures anymore.

Lucas: Why not?

Kate: Because I'm firing you.

Abe: Fired? The fbi fired you?

Eli: Well, they're pretty decisive that way.

Abe: I don't understand. You ran a solid investigation.

Eli: Yeah, well, the bureau thinks that I mishandled the case.

Abe: Raines would've gotten away if it hadn't been for you.

Eli: Let's just say those aren't the details that matter to my boss.

Abe: Well... I hope you didn't lose your job because of me.

Eli: You?

Abe: Yeah, well, it was my idea to--to use myself as bait, to let people think that dario had named me as his accomplice.

Eli: It wasn't that. The bureau wasn't happy that a civilian was caught in the cross fire.

Abe: A civilian? You mean gabi.

Gabi: A double wedding with chad and abigail?

[Softly] Okay.

Sonny: Gabi, if it makes you uncomfortable, you don't have to come.

Paul: As much as we want you there.

Sonny: I mean, it'd be awful if you didn't come. We obviously want you there. But if it's gonna be too difficult for you, I completely understand.

Gabi: Okay, can I, um-- can I take a minute to think about this? I don't think I can give you an answer right now.

Sonny: Sure. Yeah, yeah. Take all the time you need.

Gabi: Okay. Okay, but, um, listen, whatever I decide for myself, arianna will be there.

Sonny: She will?

Gabi: Yeah, of course. Of course. I mean, I would never-- I would never take that away from her. She's--she's thrilled to be your flower girl, and she wants to be a part of that.

Sonny: Okay, well, maybe it's time we make it official?

Gabi: Yeah.

Sonny: Tell her the good news?

Gabi: Yeah.

Chad: You know, uh, you're pretty incredible. That you were able to broker peace with, uh--with my crazy and very dysfunctional family.

Abigail: Dysfunctional? You think they're dysfunctional? Nah. No, they are just totally virtuous and wholesome.

Chad: Aw, that's so sweet that you think of my family that way. That's amazing. But, you know, seriously, I'm grateful that you were brave enough to, uh, talk some sense into them.

Abigail: Well, I know it's important to you that there be peace among all of us dimeras.

Chad: Yes, it is. And, uh, who would've thunk it, that you were the one to be able to do it?

Abigail: Well, I think we all just want the same thing. We want the company to thrive and want there to be a legacy for the family.

Chad: Yes, yes. And, uh, I mean, with kate and that, uh--and that deal-- she's close. It could, uh--could secure the future for dimera for a long time.

Abigail: Mm-hmm.

Chad: It's important.

Abigail: You miss being in charge, don't you? Mm-hmm.

Chad: I do. Yeah, I miss being ceo. But in the meantime, I'm, uh-- I'm happy to have, uh, this extra time with you and thomas. You're my deal of a lifetime.

Abigail: Mm!

Chad: Oh, that was cheesy. But it's true. It's true. I am the luckiest guy in the world.

If your skin had a wash label

Marlena: Do you remember eric's reaction when you told him how hattie broke up with you?

John: Yeah, he's protective of his mom. It hit him pretty hard. Said he was gonna drop everything and go over and he was gonna talk to you and--as it turns out, hattie-- just to figure out what the hell is going on.

Marlena: He did. He did that. He went right to the salem inn looking for me. And he said he heard a lot of loud music coming from one of the rooms. And then he heard hattie's laughter above the music. And when he knocked on the door, hattie opened the door-- to adrienne's room.

John: Come on. What would adrienne be doing hanging out with hattie?

Marlena: Well, that's what he wondered. He said there was music playing. There was a lot of junk food being consumed. And they were drinking.

John: What the hell? Oh, come on. So let me ask you this. How did hattie explain that away?

Marlena: Apparently hattie said that she was there counseling adrienne over the breakup with lucas and that they were doing some sort of a role-reversal therapy.

John: Oh, come on, doc. That doesn't make any sense.

Marlena: Because it's not true. We both know that hattie didn't take over my life because she-- because she wanted to be a doctor.

John: Doc, are you saying that hattie's been working with adrienne?

Justin: So are you telling me that anjelica was after adrienne? That was her endgame?

Hattie: Yeah. See, I was supposed to pretend to be marlena, and then I was gonna have her in therapy, and then eventually I'd just drive her nuts.

Bonnie: So that's why you came to my hotel room after I broke up with lucas. You knew I'd be guilt-ridden for breaking his heart.

Hattie: Come on, I never hurt you. In fact, I think we had some pretty good times.

Bonnie: Well, I should've known something wasn't right.

Justin: Well, why didn't you say anything to me?

Bonnie: Because I just thought she was off her game after breaking up with john. You bitch! You really took me for a ride.

Justin: I still don't understand why anjelica would go through all this trouble just to hurt you.

Hattie: Seriously? You're ivy league? You can't connect a few of those dots?

Bonnie: Justin... anjelica hated me. I mean, she could never get over the fact that you chose me over her all those years ago. It's just so hurtful that she would try to destroy me like that.

Justin: Well, I'm just grateful she didn't succeed.

Abigail: [Giggling]

Sonny: Okay, okay, okay, that's enough. That's enough.

Paul: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody in here's married yet.

Chad: No, we're practicing. Beat it.

Abigail: [Giggling] What, are you guys gonna be this late to your wedding, huh?

Chad: Yeah, you know what? Maybe we should, uh-- we should flip a coin to see who gets married first.

Abigail: What is the deal with this flipping coins?

Chad: Shh!

Sonny: I'm not gonna flip a coin. But listen, before we talk to father louis, there is something I want to talk to the both of you about.

Chad: Uh-oh. Okay.

Sonny: We told gabi that we're having a double wedding. And she asked about ari being our flower girl, so we told her that she would be yours as well.

Abigail: How-- how did she take it?

Paul: Uh, she was, uh-- she was a little thrown by it.

Sonny: At first, but the good news is that she's okay with ari being a part of the wedding.

Chad: Well, is she-- uh, is she still gonna come, or she's--she's not coming anymore?

Sonny: She said she's gonna think about it.

Gabi: Are you happy that your daddy asked you to be a flower girl at his wedding?

Arianna: Are you happy, mommy?

Gabi: Uh... of course I am, sweetheart. Of course.

Lucas: One damn drink and you're gonna fire me? You know all the losses I've gone through lately. You know what I've lost. I've lost my son and adrienne. I-I can't lose this job too. I need this job.

Kate: Okay. But it seems to me like you're acting like all you need is one more drink. I know you're hurt, and I know you're heartbroken. But this is not the way to handle it. Lucas, you need help.

Lucas: No, I need some empathy. I need some support, anything, but I guess that's not you, is it? That's not in your wheelhouse, right?

Kate: Okay. How do you think will would feel if he were alive and he saw you right now?

Lucas: Did you actually just say that? That actually came out of your mouth?

Kate: Oh, what? What? Why, is that off-limits, to bring up your son, your son who loved you, your son who wanted the best for you? Because he would be appalled if he saw you drinking right now, lucas.

Lucas: Mentioning my son in any other way but a loving, respectful way is off-limits, yes, because he's gone! How could you do that? How could you try to make me feel guilty about my own son? Any person with a heart or a conscience would know that you don't say that! That's off-limits!

Kate: I'm sorry.

Lucas: Good! Good, I'm glad you're sorry, because now I really do need a drink.

Kate: Lu--

[Cell phone rings] Yes, mr. Shin. No, I-I-I know. I'm going to get the figures to you. I'm just gonna have to call you back. Lucas! I want the most out of my health and life.

John: Doesn't make any sense. I mean, for adrienne to take part in a scheme designed to hurt so many people?

Marlena: I agree. But what was she doing with hattie? What other explanation could there possibly be?

John: You know, brady-- he said that adrienne was acting kind of strange ever since she moved back into the kiriakis mansion. Maybe there'S... something going on with her that no one realizes.

Hattie: Anjie was just living to get back with you. Oh, man, that torch she carried for you--I'm surprised she could even stand up straight.

Bonnie: Well, that's because justin's such a warm and wonderful, loving man.

Justin: But why would she involve you?

Hattie: I was her secret weapon. I mean, she could get rid of all the competition and never get her own little hands dirty, you know?

Justin: Anjelica must have known that I would never take her back.

Hattie: Well, I don't know. All I know is what she told me when we were in the trenches.

Bonnie: Well, I think I have enough for my story. We should get going.

Justin: Well, it sounds like you got to know anjelica pretty well.

Hattie: Yeah. Yeah, we were pretty close. May she rest in peace.

Justin: Then maybe you can shed some light on how anjelica wound up dead in adrienne's hotel room at the salem inn.

Eli: My superiors believe that I acted irresponsibly.

Abe: Taking that shot at raines. But you saved gabi's life.

Eli: The fbi doesn't see it that way. Besides, my boss has been jonesing to get rid of me for a while now, and I basically just handed him the perfect excuse.

Abe: Look, can I ask you why he wants you gone?

Eli: I haven't always followed the rules. That tends to rub the bureau the wrong way.

Abe: [Chuckles] Well, I hope you're not planning on leaving town. That would be hard on your mother.

Eli: Yeah. I don't want to. I like it here.

Abe: You're a damn good agent, eli. Have you, uh, thought about working with the salem pd? I could put in a good word.

Eli: That'd be great. Thanks.

Abe: I just have to find a commissioner. That is my first priority.

Gabi: All right, it's really easy. You just grab a couple and you throw them in the air so that the bride knows where she's got to walk, okay? You try. Throw them up. Whoo! Perfect!

[Laughs] Okay, great. And so if you have a couple left over, just throw them up.

Lucas: Hey.

Arianna: Grandpa!

Lucas: Hey! Oh, easy! Easy there, arianna. How's my, uh, sweet, sweet little baby granddaughter?

Lucas: My sweet, sweet little baby granddaughter. Just when I thought there was no one around who cared about me, there you are! You know how much I love you? I love you more than anything in this whole, whole wide world.

Gabi: Hey, ari, sweetheart, why don't you come over here?

Lucas: No, no, no, no. She's fine. She's fine, really. Hey, guess what. Grandpa lucas doesn't have a job anymore, so that means we get to spend more time together. And you know what we could do? We could have a--a sleepover at my place. What do you say?

Arianna: Yeah!

Gabi: Ari--

Lucas: Yay, let's do it! It's gonna be so fun!

Gabi: Lucas, I'm sorry. She can'T. Um, she can'T. Ari, listen, will you just-- will you go pick up the flowers that we were practicing? Thank you.

Lucas: Listen, she's my granddaughter. You know, I should be able to see her.

Gabi: I know. But just not--not like this, okay? Not when you're drunk.

Lucas: What are you talking about? I'm not drunk. I'm fine.

Gabi: No. No, you're not-- you're not fine. And anyway, she's gonna stay over the night at sonny's, so you can'T.

Lucas: Well, I'll give him a call. I'll talk to sonny, and we'll just flip--flip the plans around a little bit.

Gabi: No, you can't call him, because he's planning a wedding, okay? And I think that he's not gonna want you around her drinking anyway, so why don't you just-- why don't you go home, okay? And you need to rest. Just rest.

Lucas: Why don't you quit telling me what to do? You and sonny, you... make me sick. You can't stop me from seeing my granddaughter.

Gabi: Lucas.

John: Doc, let me ask you this. What possible motive would adrienne have to team up with hattie?

Marlena: Or how would they even know each other unless...

John: Go on. Unless what?

Marlena: Adrienne's been through so much-- I mean, battling cancer and--and worrying so much about sonny. Maybe she's experiencing some kind of ptsd. No. No, no, that doesn't sound right. Doesn't sound like adrienne. If she had a--had a problem psychologically, she would-- she would deal with. She would find some kind of help. She wouldn't go off the deep end and start scheming with hattie adams.

John: No. Totally out of character.

Marlena: Yeah. I can't shake the feeling that I'm right here. I think--I think adrienne has got something to do with all this.

Hattie: Why did anjelica end up dead... in adrienne's room? Uh...uh... hey, I don't know. I'm just the hired help.

Justin: Okay. Of course. How would you know? Ready to go?

Bonnie: Actually, I'd like a moment alone with hattie.

Justin: Why? She told us everything she knows about anjelica.

Bonnie: I need some closure. And I'm obviously not gonna get it with anjelica.

Justin: Adrienne, I don't know how I feel about leaving you alone with her.

Bonnie: Justin, I'll be fine. There's a cop right outside. She can't hurt me anymore. I need to speak with her woman-to-woman.

Justin: Okay. If this is something you really feel like you need to do...

Bonnie: Oh, it is.

Justin: Okay. I'll be right outside.

Bonnie: Thank you. Hattie, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Hattie: Jeez, you're choking me here.

Bonnie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just-- I just thought you were gonna give me up back there.

Hattie: Well... I thought I was too for a second. Then I saw you like that, just twisting in the wind, and... I don't know. Maybe I do have a little soft spot for you. And I just figured, ah, what the hell? One of us has a right to be happy, huh?

Bonnie: Oh, my god. Oh, my god, you are the best. You are the best.

Hattie: I know. I know.

[Both laugh] And the thing is... I think I'm needing a favor from you.

Bonnie: What kind of favor?

Chad: Wait, so how come father louis isn't asking you guys about changing your last names?

Paul: Why would he?

Chad: He asked her.

Sonny: What, you don't want the internationally known-in-business kiriakis name?

Paul: What's wrong with the internationally known-in-baseball narita name?

Chad: Ooh. Hey, you got a coin?

Abigail: Uh-uh, I don't have one.

Chad: We're gonna flip for it!

Paul: We're not flipping coins. Listen, hold the thought, though. I got to--I got to go to a meeting with jj for the tux fitting.

Chad: Yes, and we're going to your place for ours, yeah?

Sonny: Yes.

Chad: Yeah.

Lucas: There he is. I want to have a talk to you, mr. Sonny kiriakis!

Sonny: Whoa, lucas.

Lucas: What, you think you and gabi can keep me away from my granddaughter? Really? You better start lifting some weights, buddy, 'cause that ain't gonna happen! Not now, not ever.

Sonny: Lucas, I-I think you better have a seat. Come on.

Lucas: I'm not sitting anywhere, man. I'm staying right here. I'm gonna--I'm gonna take care of this right here, right now.

Abigail: Look, uncle lucas, let me just take you home, okay?

Lucas: I don't need to go home. I'm staying in this church. This is where I belong. This is where I could tell the truth in the presence of god so I could tell sonny that I have rights. I have rights, man! You know gabi accused me of being drunk? She accused me of being a drunk!

Sonny: I'm sure she didn't put it that way, lucas. All right, but it's obvious that you have been drinking.

Lucas: Really? It's obvious? Who's it obvious to? Who's it obvious to, huh?

Sonny: It's obvious to anyone who--we can tell that you've been drinking.

Lucas: Oh, you are so clever, aren't you?

[Mockingly] "It's obvious to anyone. We can tell you've been drinking." Blah, blah, blah. You make me sick, man! You make me sick, you damn traitor!

Sonny: Whoa, hey, look, I know that you're hurting 'cause my mom just ended it with you. But you're not gonna spend another minute with my daughter until you sober up.

Lucas: Oh, now she's your daughter? She's not your daughter, you idiot! She's will's daughter, will's! And you have no right keeping me from her, especially after the way you abandoned my son!

Paul: Okay, lucas, sonny did not abandon will.

Lucas: Said the sanctimonious son of a bitch who split up my son's marriage.

Chad: Lucas.

Lucas: You have nothing to do with this, man. This is between sonny and me, right? It's between me and the coward, the coward who backs away. You cop out. You back away when things get tough.

Sonny: Hey, why don't you relax?

Lucas: Yeah, like mother, like son, right?

Chad: Lucas, that's enough!

Lucas: Like mother, like son. You know, if you would have stuck around just once, just a little bit, maybe my son would still be alive right now! Maybe!

Gabi: No, listen, you cannot stay with lucas. You're staying with your dad tonight. Arianna horton, mirame! Arianna.

Eli: Looks like you could use a hand.

[Soft dramatic music]

Abe: I can't believe what you two have been through-- locked up at bayview, hattie adams running around salem impersonating you.

Marlena: [Laughs] Thank god that's over, huh?

Abe: Well, I give you my word, she will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

John: Good job.

Marlena: Thank you, abe.

Abe: I got to get back to the station.

John: All right, partner.

Abe: See you later?

Marlena: Mm-hmm.

John: Good job, man.

Abe: Thank you.

John: Come on, I'm surprised you didn't tell abe about your suspicions.

Marlena: Well, I didn't want to jump to any conclusions. I mean, I would like to talk to adrienne before I do anything.

Justin: So how did it go with hattie? Did you tear into her?

Bonnie: I didn't have the heart to. You know, in a way, hattie was one of anjelica's victims too.

Justin: I guess that's true.

Bonnie: So I was wondering if maybe you would reconsider representing her.

Justin: [Laughs] I thought you didn't want me anywhere near her case.

Bonnie: You know, after talking to her just now, justin, she's a lost soul, so lonely and miserable. I can see how easy it was for anjelica to take advantage of her. Please?

Justin: Adrienne...

Bonnie: For me?

Justin: Why can I never say no to you or your big, beautiful heart?

Bonnie: Then you'll do it?

Justin: I'll go talk to hattie. I'll see you at home.

Bonnie: Okay. Dodged that freaking bullet again.

[Exhales deeply] (Birds chirping.) (River flowing.)

Eli: Bad day?

Gabi: Not as bad as yours. Did you ever find out why you got fired?

Eli: Uh, internal politics. Anyways, I would much rather hear about your day.

Gabi: Okay, well, my day started with learning that my daughter would be abigail and chad's flower girl. And then I had to figure out a way to tell her that she can't spend time with her grandfather until he sobers up. And someone's not very happy about that.

Eli: I see. Well, sounds to me like everyone here could use some... ice cream.

Gabi: [Laughing] What?

Eli: Yeah?

Gabi: Oh, no.

Kate: Hey, have you seen lucas?

Bonnie: No, why would I?

Kate: Well, he's a little hard to miss, stumbling around town three sheets to the wind, thanks to you.

Bonnie: Hold on a second. It's not--

Kate: No. No. You hold on a second. Adrienne, you abandoned him without any warning and in the cruelest way possible.

Bonnie: I didn't mean to hurt him.

Kate: No-- you didn't mean to? Okay, so is that the same way you didn't mean to let justin interrupt your wedding to lucas? Oh, is it the same way that you didn't mean to take so long to decide between the two of them because you couldn't make up your mind?

Bonnie: Do you think it was easy being caught between the two of them?

Kate: Well, apparently not, since just when you finish swearing your love and devotion to lucas, you take off after justin. How could you be so heartless?

Bonnie: I am not heartless. I care about lucas.

Kate: Don't say that to me. Don't say that you care about him, because you don't care about him, all right? You care about yourself.

Bonnie: You have no idea what I've been through the past few months.

Kate: That's what you're going to do? You're going to blame your behavior on the cancer? Because I was with you during your cancer treatment, and you were a brave woman and you were a strong woman, and that's the woman that I admired. That's the woman who became my friend, and that's not you anymore. You're callous and you're mean-spirited, and I don't know how the hell that happened.

Bonnie: Look, I was just trying to be honest with lucas about how I felt.

Kate: You weren't honest with him, adrienne. You were cruel and you were selfish. And now he's drinking again.

Bonnie: So talk to him, kate. You're his mother. Show him that he needs to stop.

Kate: Okay, I can't talk to him because I had to fire him, and now he's angry at me too.

Bonnie: What? You--you fired him from a job he loves after everything he lost?

Kate: Yeah, I did, because it's the best thing for him and the company.

Bonnie: Are you kidding me right now? The company? Who cares about your brokenhearted son? I'm not the cruel one here, kate. You are.

Kate: You wait. If anything happens to him, I hold you responsible.

Abigail: Uncle lucas? Let's just go, okay? And we can find you a meeting, please.

Lucas: I'm not going to any more meetings. Abigail, I have been to every single meeting in this town. I'm not doing it again. They're all the same. Get out of my way!

Chad: You know what, lucas? She's doing her best to help you.

Lucas: Really?

Chad: Just stop.

Lucas: She's trying to help me? How is she gonna help me, chad? How is she gonna do that? You kids have no idea. You're planning your double wedding like it's some kind of prom night. You don't know what you're doing. You think you can just slap a ring on somebody's finger and seal it with a kiss? Doesn't work that way, man. Life doesn't work that way. I got news for you. Look at all you, staring at me. Standing around doing nothing, like you did when--when justin came in and broke up my wedding. No one ever did anything about that, did they?

Sonny: Is that what this is about? Is this payback?

Lucas: I wouldn't waste my time with that. But you're about to, aren't you?

Sonny: Excuse me?

Lucas: You're about to waste your time, right? You're about to get married. Do the math. Do the math! 50% of all marriages fail. They end up in divorce. The second time around, number's even bigger than that. And you're halfway there, buddy. Congratulations. Pretty much assures that at least one of these marriages is gonna--is gonna fail. It's gonna crash and burn! Hey allergy muddlers

Chad: Let's go. He's drunk. He doesn't know what he's saying.

Lucas: I don't know what I'm saying? In vino veriantras. Truthfully, to tell you both the truth, I think-- I think all your marriages are gonna fail. I think they're all gonna tank. But best of luck to the bride and, uh, all the grooms too.

Paul: Okay, look. Hey, hey. We can't force you to go to a meeting.

Sonny: We're not gonna let you behind the wheel either.

Lucas: Fine. Take 'em. Take the keys. They're all yours.

Abigail: Get the bottle.

Lucas: Here you go. Enjoy it, big guy. I think I'll stick around and do a little praying. I'll talk to the big guy upstairs, see if I can even out those marriage odds before ari gets married.

Abigail: I think I should call my mom. I'll call her from the car.

Chad: Okay.

Paul: Hey. Hey. Don't let what he said get to you, okay?

[Soft dramatic music]

Lucas: Sucker.

[Groans] Here's to love. Here's to godforsaken love.

Eli: Arianna. You know what's better than ice cream?

Gabi: What?

Eli: Fried ice cream. Hoo! Have you tried that before? What? Okay, you and your mom have to come to the martin house sometime. I'll make you some.

Gabi: Thank you. You know, you're very, um-- very good with her.

Eli: She's a sweetie.

Gabi: Yeah, she is. I'm very lucky.

Eli: Gabi...

Gabi: Hmm?

Eli: Look, I-I was-- I was thinking. If you're, um, too uncomfortable to go to the wedding-- or weddings-- I can go with you.

Gabi: You mean, um, go with me as your date?

Eli: [Chuckles softly] Why don't we call it, um, moral support?

Gabi: I like that.

Eli: So?

Gabi: I'm just-- I'm not ready to say yes yet. But if I do, then-- then yeah, I might take you up on your offer.

Justin: Well, hattie, looks like I'll be representing you after all.

Hattie: Well, hallelujah. Now I've got a chance to get out of this hellhole. Hey, mind if I ask you what changed your mind?

Justin: Adrienne did. She said this is what she wants for you.

Hattie: Righto. And what adrienne wants, adrienne gets.

Justin: You're lucky she's as compassionate as she is. She really feels for you, despite what you did to her.

Hattie: Oh, come on. She was never in any real danger. And from what I can tell, that dame knows how to take care of herself.

John: So I was thinking...

Marlena: Yeah, "wait till i get you home," is that what you were thinking?

John: [Laughs]

Marlena: Oh, oh, oh, adrienne, hi, honey. Come here.

Bonnie: Oh! Huh. Hi. John, marlena. So--so good to see both of you.

John: Hi, hi. Good to see you.

Bonnie: I'm so glad you're okay after what that horrible hattie adams did to you guys.

Marlena: Yeah, yeah. You know what? I've been trying to reach you. Have you been getting my messages?

Bonnie: Yeah, I have. I'm just sorry. Just been so busy, moving back into the mansion and everything.


Marlena: Hmm. Well, uh, if you have a few minutes now, I'd like to talk to you. It's about hattie.

Bonnie: Hold that thought. [Laughs] Girl, I could tell you everything. That hattie adams gave me the lowdown on the whole sordid tale.

Marlena: Hmm.

Lucas: What did I ever do to you? You have taken everything from me. You took my son. You took adrienne. And now you're taking ari away from me. She's the only thing I have left. Why are you doing this to me? Answer me!

Will: Dad?

Lucas: [Gasps]

[Dramatic music]

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Will?

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