Days Transcript Monday 2/23/15

Days of Our Lives Transcript Monday 2/23/15


Episode #12533 ~ Nicole & Melanie make a deal; Eve almost spills the beans to Jennifer; Theresa saves Brady.

Provided By Suzanne

Serena: We're where we should be.

Eric: And all's right with the world?

Serena: Exactly.

Eric: Mmm.

Serena: Except your elephant.

Eric: Hmm?

Serena: Your elephant. Our elephants. It's not in its place.

Eric: I didn't know it had a place.

Serena: Wasn't it right there?

Eric: Yeah, I guess it was.

Serena: Did you move it?

Eric: Yeah, sort of. I gave it away.

Serena: You gave it away? Our elephant, the one we bought together?

Eric: Yeah.

Serena: To whom?

Nicole: You need someone to sift through garbage. I'm the best. You need someone to dig up dirt, I'm your girl. Now, if you want that to keep happening, I suggest we talk about a raise. Hello?

[Door closes]

Melanie: I want the dirt.

Nicole: Melanie. What, you got a story for me?

Melanie: Yeah. Well, no--kind--I mean, a little bit, yes. This one's personal.

Theresa: I can't believe I have to resend all these W-2s forms tonight. I mean, like it's a big time issue. So what if people didn't have them January 31st? Is there a law? [Chuckles]

Yes, there is. We have to file taxes. I can't believe the mail room lost them the first time.

Theresa: [Chuckles awkwardly] I know, right? Bozos.

Maggie: Brady, we can have at least five more NA meetings a week. You're right.

Brady: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm hoping these town hall meetings can make a difference.

Maggie: Mm.

Brady: Sonny is the example of collateral damage when people do drugs, Maggie. If people know what it can do to them and what it can bring out in the them and the depths that people can sink when they--

Jennifer: Paige has you figured out. You don't have the slightest idea how to give real love. And now that she's gone, nobody wants you or what you call love.

Eve: You're wrong, jenny. There is someone who very much wants me and what I have to give.

Jennifer: Well, I know it's not your daughter.

Eve: No, it's certainly not Paige. It's somebody else.

Paige: I saw the messages you sent.

JJ: You know?

Paige: Yes, I know. Deal with it.

JJ: What did she see? I deleted everything. Damn it!

Daniel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

JJ: It's all going to hell!

Daniel: What are you doing?

Anne: Oh, I can't believe you are still here.

Theresa: What--you're the one who said these had to go out tonight.

Anne: [Laughs] I said that hours ago. Now, come on, let's go. It's time to party.

Theresa: Well, sounds like you already got the party started.

Anne: It's a special occasion.

Theresa: Oh, yeah?

Anne: Favorable job review, possible promotion. So enjoy me now before I'm too big to speak to anyone.

Theresa: You are really loaded.

Anne: And you could be too. Now, finish up. Chop-chop. Let's go. It's ladies' night down at edge of the square. Do you, uh, need a little incentive?

Theresa: What, are you trying to get us both fired?

Anne: [Laughs] Did you hear me? Promotion. I will do the hiring, and I will do the firing. My god, lighten up. What's with the mood?

Theresa: I'll give you three guesses.

Anne: I hardly need one. What is it, that brainless billionaire Brady? [Laughs] Say it. Say it ten times fast. Brainless billionaire Brady. Brainless billionaire Brady.

Theresa: Just stop, Anne. God, I hate him, you know, and his stupid, perky, little, stupid girlfriend.

Anne: Brainless billionaire Brady. Brainless billionaire Brady. [Laughs]

Nicole: Personal? Like you want dirt on someone?

Melanie: Exactly.

Nicole: Okay, if this is about Brady, I--

Melanie: No, no, no. Well, no, not--not exactly.

Nicole: What does that mean? Is it someone close to Brady? What? Talk to me--I don't know what you're talking about.

Melanie: No, so--okay, don't ask any more questions.

Nicole: Do you know where you are? You know what I do for a living, right?

Melanie: Right, duh. Uh, okay, um, I just wanted to get something clear first.

Nicole: Like?

Melanie: This stays between us.

Nicole: Melanie, are you in trouble?

Melanie: Not currently.

Nicole: But you expect to be any minute?

Melanie: No. Maybe. I don't--well, maybe if Brady found out what I was up to.

Nicole: Uh-huh. And what about your dad?

Melanie: He is also not in the loop.

Nicole: But he would have the same feelings?

Melanie: Probably.

Nicole: Okay.

Melanie: Wait, Nicole. No, no, no, wait, no.

Nicole: No, no, Melanie, whatever it is, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Jennifer: Okay, eve, you convinced me that you're not pathetic, that there is actually someone out there who hasn't caught on to you yet.

Eve: God. You're really a trip, Jenn, you know that? I mean, I always knew that you were prissy, but this pious, judgmental thing has just absolutely taken over.

Jennifer: I don't care what you think of me or about the poor sap that you conned into giving you a little bit of attention for the moment. Nothing changes what I just said. You lost your daughter because she figured you out, and nothing can possibly fill the hole that that leaves.

Eve: Oh, you think it doesn't matter who I'm slept with? Really? You think it doesn't matter to you? Huh, really? Boy, you really don't even have a clue, now, do you?

Jennifer: Why don't you give me one?

JJ: I'm fine. I'm fine.

Daniel: Yeah, you're fine? That's why you were just about to trash the place while you just said, "it's all going to hell"?

JJ: Look, I was-- I was overreacting.

Daniel: To what?

JJ: Just--just stuff.

Daniel: Stuff? Can you be a little more specific?

JJ: No, it's no big deal, okay?

Daniel: Oh, no? JJ, you have been down this road, and you know all too well how much trouble will rain down on you if a cop happened to show up just now. You know that.

JJ: Yeah, yeah, I know, and I'm good now, really.

Daniel: Like hell you are.

JJ: You know-- are you inside my head? Do you know what I'm feeling?

Daniel: JJ, I do not believe you are good or even close to it.

JJ: You know what? Believe what you want, man, 'cause I'm out of here.

Daniel: Okay, JJ, don't do this. Don't do it.

JJ: You know what? Look, I don't want to be cross-examined, okay?

Daniel: No one's doing that! For god's sake, I'm just concerned about you.

JJ: Well, don't be! Don't be. Worry about your own damn life, okay? Look, I'm not in the mood for...

Daniel: For what? Being a rational man... or a boy? I don't know. Where's your head at?

JJ: You know what? Could you just chill? It's no big deal, okay?

Daniel: No, I'm not gonna chill. It is a big deal. It's the second time you said it, and I'm not gonna put up with it. It's bull.

JJ: Oh, man... look, I-I'm sorry. I didn't--I didn't mean to, uh... it's just, my phone died at the worst possible time.

Daniel: Really, JJ? You're gonna make it about the phone? You were wound up as hell the last time I saw you, and you're completely losing it now. Something is upsetting you badly, and I think you'll feel a lot better--a lot better if you just open up. Look, JJ, I am here for you. And whatever you're going through, I know, I can tell, it is killing you inside... and it has been for a while. Am I right? So what is it? Just tell me.

JJ: I have ruined everything, and I have finally totally and completely screwed up my life. All your life you're told to tame your curls...

Eric: It was just a knickknack.

Serena: That's all it was to you?

Eric: [Laughs] That's all it was to either of us.

Serena: Speak for yourself. I was actually gonna ask you if I could have yours.

Eric: You have the exact same elephant. Why would you want mine?

Nicole: Mel, I'm sorry, but I just finished my latest apology tour, and I really hate them, okay? Because it's getting a lot harder for people to believe me, so please--

Melanie: Okay, right, but I mean, I thought that you and my dad at least talked.

Nicole: I spoke. Your father listened for a few minutes, anyway, but at least he didn't say that I was lower than dirt and he could never be in the same room with me again.

Melanie: That's a start.

Nicole: Exactly. So I can't mess this up by doing something that your dad thinks is shady or whatever.

Melanie: You really love my dad, huh?

Nicole: I do.

Melanie: Surely he could see that, you know, with a little help.

Nicole: [Clears throat] Okay, what--what kind of help?

Melanie: Well, it's hard to say. I feel like maybe if you could help me out that I could maybe put in a good word for you with him.

Nicole: You could?

Melanie: I will.

Theresa: When he said, "the depths you can sink to"...

Anne: Mm-hmm.

Theresa: He looked right at me.

Anne: Pbbt! The buffoon. Who the hell is he to talk?

Theresa: Big, fat hypocrite.

Anne: Yeah. To hell with him. You can do better.

Theresa: Yeah.

Anne: Mm-hmm.

Theresa: Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna finish these up really quick, and then we are gonna get the hell out of here and party, okay?

Anne: I am going to help.

Theresa: Uh, Anne, no, just-- it's--let me, okay?

Anne: [Laughs]

Theresa: Um, why don't you go get a cup of coffee, okay? And just pace yourself. I'll catch up.

Anne: Okay. I was folding the paper. [Laughs]

Paige: JJ knows that Cole took his phone and looked at it.

Daphne: How?

Paige: I told him-- just blurted it out, like that doesn't make me sound like some psycho, obsessed stalker.

Daphne: You're not.

Paige: Really? 'Cause it feels like I am. All I think about is JJ and who is he with and what is he doing. And you know the worst part? This is what I watched my mom do with guys since I was nine years old. I've become my mother. I'm eve.

Eve: Oh, come on, Jenn. I actually think you're gonna want to sit down for this one. [Chuckles]

[Cell phone ringing]

Jennifer: I have to take this. Hey, what's up?

Marlena: Jenn, hi. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to get the signed releases for the conference right away.

Jennifer: Yeah, I have them in my briefcase. I was gonna scan them and send them tomorrow.

Marlena: Well, the thing is that the won't unlock the doors for us without them.

Jennifer: What?

Marlena: I know, silly, but there it is. Look, if you don't mind, I can swing by. I can do the legwork for this.

Jennifer: Uh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just--I'm not home right now.

Marlena: Oh, I'm sorry. I've caught you at a terrible time, haven't I?

Jennifer: No, listen, I won't be much longer. I'll text you when I'm on my way home, okay?

Marlena: Good. Thanks.

Jennifer: Okay, eve. You were saying?

Daniel: Hmm? How did you ruin your whole life?

JJ: What, you think I'm kidding?

Daniel: Did I say that? It's just a question. I just asked you a question.

JJ: No, I can tell by the way you're looking at me. You just think I'm some naive kid who thinks every little problem is the end of the world. You think I'm exaggerating.

Daniel: I don't know, are you? You didn't tell me anything. I know nothing. Just tell me something. What is it?

JJ: Yeah, sure. You know what? Why not tell you, okay? 'Cause it can't get much worse. I'm an idiot, Daniel. Look, I'm such a complete, total idiot.

Daniel: Okay, well, is-- is it something illegal? Do you need a lawyer?

JJ: No.

Daniel: Okay, so it's not drugs or dealing or--

JJ: No, da--I learned my lesson, okay? That one, at least. This is so much worse.

Daniel: How?

JJ: I was such a pig. I hurt the most perfect person.

Daniel: This is about Paige.

JJ: Yeah.

Daniel: Okay. Okay, well, whatever it is, I guarantee you it's just part of what people in love do.

JJ: [Laughs]

Daniel: It-- or isn't it? JJ? What did you do to Paige?

Eric: If I remember correctly, we both bought identical elephants at the bazaar?

Serena: Yes, we did.

Eric: Yeah, remember? You know what? We got a better deal because we took two of them.

Serena: Correct.

Eric: Are you hungry?

Serena: Sure.

Eric: Good, 'cause I'm starving. You're still gonna get that dinner I promised you.

Serena: [Grunts] I don't believe this.

Maggie: Well, we can take it to the hospital board, or just straight to NA.

Brady: Yeah, I mean, we need these town halls to be bigger than what we can actually do here at the hospital.

Maggie: Right, I know.

Anne: Oh, don't mind me.

Maggie: [Chuckles] Okay, well, then you know what? I have to go. Parker's coming home tonight, and he asked for lemon squares.

Brady: Lemon squares. And grandma obliged, of course.

Maggie: [Laughs] Of course. So are you sticking around?

Brady: Uh, yeah, but I will walk you out, 'cause I'm gonna write everything down. I'm gonna email it to you, okay?

Maggie: Okay, great. Okay.

Anne: Mm.

Nicole: So let me get this straight. There is a deal on the table. If I help you, you'll help me with your father.

Melanie: Correct.

Nicole: No deal.

Melanie: What?

Nicole: You heard me.

Melanie: Why?

Nicole: 'Cause I don't think you'll do it.

Melanie: So you're not gonna help me?

Nicole: No. You would never sell your father down the river to get what you want. That's like a Donovan sister thing or a Sami thing or a me thing back in the day.

Melanie: Okay, you're right. I would never sell my dad down the river.

Nicole: Then why are you yanking my chain?

Melanie: I'm not. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I want to put in a good word for you with my dad because it's the right thing to do... for you and my dad?

JJ: I-I don't even know where to start.

Daniel: Start from the beginning. We'll get in as much as we can on the way. Come on.

JJ: What, the way?

Daniel: I got to go pick up parker.

JJ: Oh, then I should just--

Daniel: No, no, no, it's okay, you're welcome to come along for the ride.

JJ: No--

Daniel: Once I get him settled in, you and I can sit down, and we can talk.

JJ: It's okay, really. Just... you know what? Um... when I said that you thought I was being some naive kid, if you were, you were right. And worse than that, man, I'm just being a wuss.

Daniel: [Scoffs] What, by opening up? Come on, that's not true, JJ.

JJ: Okay, look, this is my problem, and I need to deal with it myself. I made it, I can get myself out of it, and I'm not going to lay it on to you or anyone else.

Daniel: Okay, that's very mature, but you know everyone gets to have help when they need it.

JJ: If I need it, I will ask.

Daniel: Can you at least give me the three-minute version?

JJ: You know what? When--when this is all done, we can sit down, and we can go over the whole thing. And I'll just hope you understand, but... for now, I'm good. I'm good. Look, I'm not good, but I-I-I feel more comfortable now, okay? I feel more together, like I can handle things... on my own. I mean it.

Daniel: All right. But you call me... if you need anything.

JJ: I will.

Daniel: Anything.

JJ: I will. Promise.

Daniel: All right. Good luck, man.

[Footsteps approaching]

JJ: You're just the person I am looking for.

Eve: I was saying get out. Get out of my house and don't come back.

Jennifer: That's it? Where's your big girlfriend confession for me?

Eve: Oh, Jennifer, you know, we have to share the royalties of jack's book, and we share a very colorful past. And there may be one or two other things that we have to share, but I will never, ever feel the need to share with you about my life, you got it?

Jennifer: That is fine. Keep your life to yourself. That works for me.

Eve: But there is just one more little thing. Look at 'em!

Serena: I like this one.

Eric: Take it.

Serena: You just have no problem giving all your stuff away. Is that what happened with the elephant?

Eric: What?

Serena: Well, I mean, you must've just given it away recently, because it was here last time I was.

Eric: Yeah. You want to tell me why you're so obsessed with that elephant?

Serena: I-I lost mine. I mean, the movers lost it, and I was actually gonna ask you if I could have yours.

Eric: I'm sorry. I wish you would've told me sooner.

Serena: You know, you could maybe ask for it back.

Eric: [Chuckles] I can't do that.

Serena: But it brings me back so many good memories.

Eric: You know what, Serena? You can pick anything you want over there.

Nicole: No, actually, that never occurred to me. Do you really think pumping me up to your dad is a good idea?

Melanie: I don't know if I'd go that far.

Nicole: [Chuckles]

Melanie: But I don't think it would hurt to tell him to give you a chance. And don't get me wrong--I did like him and Jennifer together.

Nicole: Oh, thanks.

Melanie: Because--no, Nicole, 'cause that's what he wanted at the time, and I support him. But that's done, and he wants to move on, and he wants to be happy, and he should be happy, and, honestly, man, you make him happy. He laughs more. He's looser. He's enjoying life.

Nicole: We are good together.

Melanie: Yeah. You really are... when you're not, you know, scheming and breaking and entering and all those fun things, which I'm assuming you've stopped doing now.

Nicole: Well, only when professionally necessary. Oh, Mel, come on. Do you not appreciate the irony of you sitting here, calling me on copying a couple of files when you show up in Salem with a bundle of casino cash in your purse--

Melanie: Okey-doke, yep. No, that makes sense. That's good.

Nicole: Okay, thank you.

Melanie: That is fair. Obviously, my dad has his hands full with me, which means you got to be not a nut job.

Nicole: [Scoffs]

Melanie: [Laughs] Just--but just make him happy, because if you can make him happy, and I truly believe that you can, I will talk you up all day.

Nicole: I'm waiting for the anvil.

Melanie: There is no anvil.

Nicole: Little banana peel?

Melanie: No banana peel... just a straightforward deal. Do we have one?

Nicole: Deal. What do you need me to do?

Theresa: Brady, I heard what you said to Maggie.

Brady: About?

Theresa: How people need to understand what drugs bring out in them, how low it can make them sink.

Brady: Yeah.

Theresa: Look, I know I'm not perfect, okay? But do you really think that you can get up on a soapbox and tell the rest of the world how messed up they are? Look in a mirror.

Anne: Okay. All right, well, maybe this will take a little edge off that badass coffee, make you a little less of a bonehead. [Grunts]

Daphne: [Sighs] I'm out.

JJ: Wait. You have to help me find Paige.

Daphne: Why would I do that?

JJ: 'Cause she saw my phone, and she thinks that--

Daphne: Thinks that I'm the one that you were hooking up with? Yeah, I know.

JJ: You?

Daphne: Yeah. Loser Cole hacked your phone and showed her our texts.

JJ: But that's--

Daphne: Crazy? Sick? No way in hell that would ever happen? Don't worry. I told her I wouldn't go near you... after what you did to her.

JJ: But-- so she thought it was just you and me? T-that's it?

Daphne: Like it could be any worse. I'm not losing my friendship with Paige because of your skanky mystery hookup, okay?

Eve: You know, Jennifer, I say this... not as a friend, but as another woman, you know, who knows loneliness. You really need to get yourself a man.

Jennifer: What?

Eve: That little screechy, preachy tirade you got going, it just reeks of a certain, like, frustration. And I know it must be really difficult for you. I mean, Daniel walking out on you like that, and, you know, you must miss curling up--

Jennifer: Shut up. You have no idea what I miss.

Eve: [Scoffs] Hey, I'm just saying that you might be a little less shrill if you had another man of your own to focus on, that's all, you know.

Jennifer: Oh, right, 'cause it's obviously done wonders for you.

Eve: Mmm. Ahh, yes. Mm-hmm.

Jennifer: Well, good for you. What is the point of this? You are obviously dying to tell me something. Or am I supposed to ask? Do you want me to ask who it is?

[Knock at door]

Eric: Oh, excuse me.

Serena: Oh.

Eric: Coming. [Clears throat] Hi, Mom.

Marlena: Hi, there.

Eric: [Laughs]

Marlena: Sorry I didn't call, but I was with sonny.

Eric: Yeah. Oh, how's he doing?

Marlena: He's sleeping. He'll be doing a lot of that.

Eric: Yeah, and will?

Marlena: Will is holding up all right. Anyway, I was in the area. I thought I'd come by and thank you for that gift. That was so unexpected.

[Both laughing]

Marlena: You cutie.

Eric: Mmm.

Maggie: So is everything all right with parker?

Daniel: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good. He's--yeah.

Maggie: Well, then who's on your mind?

Daniel: Uh, just JJ. You know, he's a mess. Something's up with Paige.

Maggie: And he doesn't want to talk about it?

Daniel: Well, the couple times I've talked to him lately, it's like he wants to confide in me, and then he just stops himself. He told me he is determined to deal with it himself.

JJ: All of eve's texts are gone. I'm so glad I deleted those. Thank god she didn't look at my call history, 'cause if she did, she definitely would've known something was up with me and eve. Okay, Paige, Paige, please. I am so sorry about Daphne, about this mix-up, 'cause Cole was a jerk to make you think that.

Paige: Cole isn't the jerk, JJ. That's you.

Jennifer: I don't care who you sleep with, eve.

Eve: Yeah, you do.

Jennifer: You know, I like it when things make me feel young, but right now I feel like I'm in high school. Do you want to steal my boyfriend? Is that what you--go ahead. Be my guest.

Eve: Well, that's not even a possibility now, because Daniel hates me, thanks to you.

Jennifer: Oh, sorry about that. But maybe I can give you a little advice.

Eve: Oh, okay. Goody, goody, goody. What is it?

Jennifer: If you really do have a great man, why don't you grow up and appreciate him?

Eve: I know what it is now. It's living at that house. Living in grandma Horton's house has turned you into--

Jennifer: If we really are still in high school and you're making this all up to use it against me, let me get you Marlena's number so you can get some professional help.

Eve: Oh, Jenn, Jenn, Jenn, I'm not making any of this up. The guy is very real.

Jennifer: Honestly, I couldn't care less.

Eve: I think you do, jenny. I think you do.

Nicole: I'll see what I can do, but you have to promise me, Melanie Jonas, swear on whatever you call holy that this will not blow up in my face.

Melanie: I promise. I promise... just as long as you don't tell anybody else about this, okay?

Nicole: Well, as long as it's nothing dangerous that we have to warn Brady and Daniel about.

Melanie: If it gets to that, I'll tell them myself. I don't even think it will.

Nicole: Well, then why is it so important to get this scoop on Dr. Mandrake?

Melanie: Well, maybe it's not. I don't know. I got to go, though, and meet with my dad and parker, so just--if you find anything...

Nicole: I'll call you.

Melanie: Right.

Nicole: Only you.

Melanie: Perfect. Okay. Thank you.

Nicole: You're welcome. [Sighs]

[Door closes]

Anne: Psst. [Laughs]

Theresa: [Chuckles] What's so funny?

Anne: I spiked Brady's coffee.

Theresa: You did what?

Anne: Yes. [Laughs]

I discovered a convenient way

to moisturize every day.

Marlena: Sorry to barge in. I'll, uh... have a call from you sometime, huh?

Eric: Yeah, I will.

[Water in pot whistling]

Eric: Oh, I got to get that.

Marlena: Oh, my goodness.

Eric: Bye, mom.

Serena: I'll show your mom out.

Eric: Oh.

Serena: [Giggles]

Marlena: Well, you want to make sure that you taste the food before you salt it.

Serena: Oh, good tip. Thank you.

Marlena: Well, just that I wasn't that great an influence in the kitchen.

Serena: [Laughs] Well, you must have done something right, 'cause Eric is--he's so generous. What was the gift that he gave you? Was it from his Africa collection?

Marlena: No. No, it was a picture of my mother that he took when he was living with her in Colorado. He really-- he really captured her.

Serena: That's thoughtful of him.

Melanie: You've gotten bigger! How is that possible? How have you gotten bigger since the last time I saw you?

Daniel: How is that, huh? How are you getting so big without grandma's lemon squares?

Maggie: And lucky for you, grandma brought you some.

Daniel: [Gasps]

Maggie: Yes. Come on, let's go to the kitchen.

Melanie: [Groans]

Maggie: Let's unpack them. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Daniel: Get me one. Get me one.

Maggie: And we'll put 'em on a plate, come on. Look here, look here.

[Both laughing]

Maggie: Oh, my goodness.

Daniel: Oy.

Melanie: How are you doing?

Daniel: Well, I got my kids here. Life is good, yeah.

Maggie: Let me get a plate.

Daniel: Yeah, why?

Melanie: Um, it's not a big deal. I just--I want to talk to you about something when we're alone.

Nicole: No, no, no, no, "mandrake," not "manroot." Come on. [Scoffs] Well, if this were easy, Melanie wouldn't need me. All right, time to fly under the radar. Hello, darknet. Okay. Misty circle... password... okay, I'm in. Where are you, Dr. Mandrake?

Theresa: What the hell have you done?

Anne: [Laughs]

Theresa: Brady is an addict. Don't you understand that even one drop of alcohol could mess him up? Anne!

Brady: What the hell is wrong with you?

Theresa: I'm not finished with you yet and what you said before.

Brady: Are you trying to get fired?

Theresa: Just go to hell, Brady. Anne, you need to go, now.

Anne: I--[Laughs]

Theresa: What you did-- it was not okay.

Anne: Oh, come on, it wasn't that big of a deal.

Theresa: It's not funny, okay? It was really stupid, and it was way, way wrong.

Anne: No, now you're--

Theresa: No, no, no, you'll see that when you sober up.

Anne: You're starting to sound like him. [Laughs]

Theresa: Don't you understand that you could've knocked Brady off the wagon with a stunt like that? Spiking his coffee, it's like feeding him a drug, Anne.

Anne: It was only vodka, and it was only a little. My god, he would've had a bad night that you and I would've enjoyed immensely. And you, what has happened to you?

Theresa: Just--

Anne: It's like the ghosts of Hortons come out, and all of a sudden, you're like--

Theresa: No, you know what? Go, just get lost. Text me later.

Anne: Text you later? (Vo) Maggie wasn't thrilled when Ben and I got married.

Marlena: I'm sorry that I caught you at a bad time earlier.

Jennifer: No, it's fine. In fact, I really needed the break, because I just got in such a pointless argument with eve Donovan. Do you know she has butted into her daughter's relationship with JJ just to spite me? And JJ's the one suffering for it. I mean, I should've known better to even try to talk to her about this.

Marlena: Well, some people just can't hear reason. They want what they want.

Jennifer: Yes, well, that is eve. So what, I just back off? It's a no-win?

Marlena: That's what I think.

Jennifer: Thank you.

Marlena: [Laughs] Oh, you're so welcome. [Laughs] Oh.

Jennifer: I'll see you later.

Marlena: I'll see you tomorrow.

Jennifer: Bye, Marlena.

Marlena: Bye.

Jennifer: [Sighs] How can I back off when eve is hurting my son? No, I won't. I'm not gonna let her do it.

Eve: Oh, my god, I can't believe I almost told her. Okay, enough, enough. Don't be sloppy, eve. Just stay away from Jennifer Horton, okay? And her son.

Paige: Daphne told me how you used her, pretended to be all concerned about her.

JJ: But I didn't use--

Paige: Oh, save it, JJ. I don't want to hear it.

JJ: Yeah, but--

Paige: It doesn't matter. We're not buddies. We're never gonna be friends, so there's nothing to sort out.

JJ: But don't you want to know--

Paige: No, I don't want to know anything about you. I'm done. I wish I'd never met you.

Eric: To?

Serena: Getting the elephant back.

Eric: I can't drink to that.

Serena: Come on.

Eric: No, seriously, please, let the elephant go.

Serena: I can't.

Eric: Yes, you can. We, right here and now, we're gonna bond over something new, any new trinket.

Serena: Eric.

Eric: You know, or any other piece of art.

Serena: You know what I want.

Eric: You can have anything that's mine.

Serena: The only thing I want.

Eric: There's nothing else in this apartment that appeals to you? And be careful how you answer that, because--

Serena: Damn it, Eric. Can't you just tell me who has the elephant?

Daniel: Mmm. Okay, I'm just gonna call-- I'm gonna call foul here.

Maggie: Why?

Daniel: Why?

Maggie: Why? He's had-- he already had two.

Melanie: Only two of your lemon squares?

Daniel: Yes.

Melanie: That's--I mean...

Daniel: Oh, my gosh.

Maggie: Well, what?

Daniel: No, "well" nothing. Please explain.

Melanie: It's--it's a sugar depth charge.

Daniel: Oh, my gosh, you've got sugar.

Maggie: Oh. [Laughs]

Daniel: Yeah, he's gonna be bouncing off the walls all night long, both of 'em.

Melanie: We are not!

Maggie: Well, you know what? If the sweet, little boy is too much trouble for you, he can just go home with grandma, and I can take care of him. Yes.

Daniel: What? What do you think of that?

Nicole: Hmm, Dr. Mandrake, are you hiding in...? Oh, my god. That can't be.

Brady: Theresa? Theresa, wait.

Theresa: Just leave me alone.

Brady: Listen to me. Listen to me. Anne put something in my drink, didn't she?

Theresa: Can I have my arm, please?

Brady: I heard you talking to her.

Theresa: You don't know what you heard.

Brady: No, I think I do, because that cup-batting move back there was pretty wild, even for you.

Theresa: File a report if you're so upset.

Brady: Will you stop? Stop, listen to me. You just saved me, didn't you? Which is pretty crazy considering how much you supposedly hate me, so I'd like to know why. Why did you do it?

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