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Episode #12292 ~ The possible pregnancy makes EJ & Abigail panic; Rafe tries to keep Jordan in town; JJ fails at impressing Paige.
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Rafe: There are no second chances. All the arrangements have to be in place by go time. Get back to me.
Victor: Was that the station? Sounds like quite an operation you got going there.
Rafe: You could say that.
Jordan: That's right. A car for one going to Salem airport. No, thanks. I won't be coming back to Salem. Cooper... Joan cooper.
Paige: Hey. [Chuckles] I-I thought that was you.
JJ: Hey, it's you.
JJ: You already know that. Um... but I-I'm glad... to see you.
Paige: You are?
JJ: Yeah, 'cause I never had the chance to thank you for finding my wallet.
Paige: Yeah. Yeah, you--you did.
JJ: Well, maybe I did, but... you disappeared, and I never... had a chance to get your name.
Paige: It's Paige. And... I'm here now.
JJ: Yeah, you are. [Chuckles] And... like I said, I'm glad.
Nick: I know how special you are... and I'd be happy spending the rest of my life making sure that you knew that every single day.
Gabi: Don't talk like that.
Nick: You know it's true.
Sonny: Oh, my God.
Will: So, Abigail... we want you to be part of the wedding.
Abigail: No, I-- no, I can't, will. I'm sorry.
Will: Well, how can you say that? Sonny and I haven't even set a definite date yet. If there's a conflict, we can work it out, okay?
Will: Wait a minute. Are you saying you don't want to?
Sami: Stop! Stop! Okay! Okay, I will tell you! But you have to promise you won't say anything to anyone.
EJ: Scout's honor.
Sami: [Sighs] Okay. I ran into Abigail. She's pregnant.
EJ: Abigail Deveraux?
Sami: Yeah. You know another Abigail?
EJ: Um... uh, no. No. Wow. Wow. That is, um, surprising.
Sami: Well, I guess, especially after you spent all that time with her.
Sami: Baking, with Johnny? Seems she has more than just cupcakes in the oven.
EJ: Oh, right. That is not funny.
Sami: You're right. It's not.
EJ: She seemed fine.
Sami: Well, I guess... she didn't know then, and now she does. And, actually, she is a total wreck.
EJ: No, I mean, of-- I mean, yeah, I would--I would imagine.
Paige: Do you know what sometimes happens? When a person tells another person their name, sometimes the other person tells the first person their name.
JJ: Right, um...JJ. I'm JJ. JJ Deveraux.
Paige: Uh, nice to meet you.
JJ: Oh. Sorry. It's--it's nice to meet you. And thank you for finding my wallet, again. And--and, hey, thank you for, um, even returning it. No, not to imply that you wouldn't. It's just, you did, so thanks.
Paige: That's, like, the third and fourth time you thanked me. So you're three and four times welcome.
Paige: Uh, well, I'm done for the day, so I guess I'll see you around.
JJ: So you're stuck doing this too? Is it the worst or what?
Paige: Is what the worst?
JJ: Um, just...
[Trash clatters on ground]
JJ: That-- just picking up people's trash. Don't you hate it?
Paige: If I hated it, I wouldn't have volunteered to do it.
JJ: Yeah, right. Why would anyone volunteer for this? What did you do to get you here?
Paige: I decided I wanted to help.
JJ: So you weren't kidding about volunteering?
Nick: Uh... I was just leaving.
Gabi: No. No, you weren't. He wasn't.
Sonny: Oh, yeah, she's right. Don't go on my account. I'm just gonna pick up a few things, check on Ari.
Gabi: [Sighs] Okay, you know that you don't have to leave just because one of them shows up.
Nick: I don't want to make you uncomfortable, okay?
Gabi: You're not. You keep telling me to stand up for myself, and that's what I'm doing. I don't feel uncomfortable about it.
Gabi: [Sighs] Now what? Hold on.
Sonny: Hey, uh, sorry. I can't find the cream for Ari's diaper rash.
Gabi: Okay, I know where it is--I'll do it. Just--I'll be right back. Don't leave, please.
Nick: You got something to say, say it.
Sonny: I can speak my mind? You're not gonna threaten me again?
Nick: What is it, Sonny?
Sonny: You do know this is all gonna blow up in your face, right?
Abigail: This isn't about not wanting to be there.
Will: Well, then I don't know what it is about.
Abigail: [Sighs] If I were in your wedding, I feel like I'd be stepping on Gabi's toes. She's a much bigger part of your life and Sonny's.
Will: You're Ari's godmother. You're a very big part of all of it.
Abigail: I didn't mean to upset you. Will, really, I didn't mean for this to be a big deal. If you want me there, then I am there.
Will: [Chuckles] You weren't kidding about feeling under the weather. You... you look a little pale.
Abigail: Thanks. I guess it just, uh... just took me by surprise, is all.
EJ: W-why do you think Abigail, uh, confided in you?
Sami: Oh, she didn't. I just recognized the symptoms. There's a certain look a pregnant woman gets on her face when she sees food.
EJ: So she hasn't actually seen a doctor, then.
EJ: Oh. Sort of a guess on your part, then, really, I suppose.
Sami: [Chuckles] Sure, yeah, an educated guess, but, um... no, I'm not certain.
Sami: I do have a question for you, though, EJ. Why are you... seeming to be so affected by this?
EJ: Well, I don't think I'm affected by it, really. I mean, you know, you brought it up.
Sami: But you are full of questions, and you seemed very relieved when I said I was just guessing, like it really matters to you whether or not Abigail is pregnant. Why are you so interested in this?
Victor: From the sound of that phone call, it sounds like you're going into a full-blown operation.
Rafe: Yeah, well, cops talk like that when they order a pizza. Makes it sound macho.
Victor: Speaking of macho, I might point out that you are standing up. And you seem to be walking.
Rafe: That is true.
Victor: But you look a little beat. Now, you're in the homestretch now. Don't blow it.
Rafe: Okay. But you are right. Yes, I have been going quite hard the last couple days, and... hopefully it'll all pay off.
Victor: Is there anything I can do?
Rafe: Hmm. It's a solo operation. And I need to get going.
Victor: Whatever you're working on... good luck with it.
Rafe: Thanks. I think I'll need it.
Jordan: You're just making it harder on both of us.
Paige: Oh, the vest. That's why you thought I had to be here. They just give one to anyone who signs up. But you know that already, right? [Laughs]
JJ: Yeah. Yeah, right.
Paige: I have this great teacher, and, uh, she gave this speech about giving. And, well, here I am. Kind of boring, I know, but... it seemed like a good idea.
JJ: Well, I think it was... you know, a good idea.
Paige: Uh, well, like I said, I'm--I'm heading home.
JJ: Well, vol--volunteering-- that's what I meant w-was the good idea, because there's a lot of need in the world... and volunteering is good.
Paige: Well, I think it is.
JJ: Well, you know, I-I would do it, I mean, you know, if I had the time. It's just this thing happened--
Abe: Hey, JJ. So how's the required community service going?
EJ: Uh... I'm not so interested, just... a little taken aback, that's all.
Sami: You were. You are. And you don't want me to see. Take it. I know why--because you... are thinking that Chad is involved, aren't you?
EJ: That was one of the first things that went through my mind, yeah.
Sami: Yeah. Well, I don't think it could be his. I mean, he's been gone for too long, right? Unless he snuck back to Salem for a visit.
EJ: No. No, no. He's--he's, uh... s-still in Boston.
Sami: Abigail didn't want to talk about "him," uh, which, of course, I don't blame her for. I mean, it's her business, right?
EJ: Right. Well, it's not really our place to dwell, you know? It really is her business.
Sami: Right, exactly. So I am late. I'm meeting will. I have to go get changed. I love you.
EJ: I love you.
Sami: Um, so... I don't have to say this, I know that, but this is just between us, right?
EJ: Oh, yeah. No. Absolutely.
Will: I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
Abigail: Will, let's talk later, okay? I have to run. Uh, my mom's having Daniel and Parker over for dinner tonight, so...
Will: Isn't great they're back together?
Abigail: Yeah. Yeah, it's great. Yeah.
Will: Are you sure you're okay?
Abigail: Positive. Yes. Let me know when you and Sonny set a date, okay?
Will: Okay. I will. And take care of yourself.
[Cell phone ringing]
Abe: Did I say something wrong?
Paige: Hi, Mr. Carver.
[Cell phone ringing]
Abe: Oh. Excuse me. I better take this.
JJ: I was just about to tell you about my mandatory community service.
Paige: You're on probation?
JJ: Yeah. I just did some stuff, and--
Paige: And this is your sentence.
Russ: Deveraux, what'd I tell you about sweeping up the northwest corner of the square? It has to be spotless for a special event.
JJ: Sorry, man.
Russ: Do you want me to dock you an hour? Come on, get going. Paige, good job today.
JJ: Sorry. I just, um... I-I got to get back and sweep.
Paige: I was headed out anyway.
JJ: Nice going, Russ. Now I'll never have a chance.
Nick: Blow up in my face, blow up in my face. Sorry, Sonny. I really don't think anything is gonna blow up in my face.
Sonny: Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Remember how you killed that guy and it blew up in your face? Remember when you kidnapped Melanie and that blew up in your face? How about when you blackmailed will? That blew up in your face.
Nick: You're a smug son of a bitch.
Sonny: I'm just saying.
Nick: Look, you're acting like I have some secret agenda here, and I don't, okay? If Gabi wants to become friends again or something more, so be it.
Sonny: What makes you especially vulnerable to having things blow up in your face is that you believe the things you say.
Nick: Look, look, look, Sonny, I totally admit that I-I made mistakes in the past and that I was controlling things, but that's not what this is about for me anymore. And you know what? You should take a page from that book and stop controlling things. It's very liberating.
Sonny: Fine. You can lie to me. You can lie to Gabi. You can even lie to yourself. But eventually everyone's gonna see through your lies, even Gabi, because it's a pattern with you. The same thing happens over and over. So I'm gonna leave you with one more quote.
Nick: Oh, great.
Sonny: Einstein's definition of insanity...
Sonny: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Boom! [Softly] Blow up in your face.
Nick: [Softly] Bye.
Sami: Hey, so I have something to tell you, will. EJ and I set a date. So now you and Sonny can set a date for your wedding.
Will: So was EJ excited?
Sami: Are you kidding? If it was up to him, we'd be standing in front of a judge today, if I agreed.
Will: That sounds like EJ. That's EJ in a nutshell-- never one to take any chances.
Abigail: What is this place?
EJ: This is my lawyer's office.
Abigail: Your lawyer?
EJ: It's fine. He's not here. I wanted you to come here so we could have some privacy. Abigail...
Abigail: Sami told you, didn't she?
EJ: She did.
EJ: Yes. And I have one question for you. Why would you confide in Samantha and not me?
have to do. Just do it and get it over with. [Scoffs]
Jordan: Oh, I... I-I thought we were just meeting to say good-bye.
Rafe: We are. You're moving to a new town. You have a new job. You deserve a proper send-off.
Jordan: This... you did all this?
Rafe: Mm-hmm. Oh, and... yeah. You noticed?
Rafe: Figured it's a good time for a toast.
Jordan: Wha--what are we toasting?
Rafe: You... of course.
JJ: You're on a downward spiral of "dorkness." Get yourself a bow tie and suspenders.
Rory: What's going on, dog?
JJ: This day just keeps getting better and better.
Rory: Yeah, I was gonna see if you wanted to go hang out, man.
JJ: I can't. I got a family dinner. Really?
Rory: [Chuckles] So you're gonna have family dinner here all by your lonesome?
JJ: No, um... Daniel's bringing his kid over, and then my mom's gonna make her chili.
Rory: Oh, sweet, man. I can stay.
JJ: No, you can't.
Rory: So, um... your mom and the doctor are back together, huh? Bummer.
JJ: No, it's actually great.
Rory: Hey, man, I don't mean to break it to you, dude, but you don't seem too thrilled about it.
JJ: It's not that, dude. It's, um... that girl that I told you about.
Rory: Got shot down, did we?
JJ: No. So I-I was talking to her in the square, and it turns out that she works there. But get this, man--things were going cool too. And get this--Abe comes over, and he starts talking about required community service? And then my supervisor comes over and starts treating me like a prisoner.
Rory: Hey, man, well, that's great, though, dude. You got something in common. What'd she get busted for? Is she into drugs too?
JJ: No. She is volunteering. Yeah. Yeah, she wants to help.
Rory: Wow. Okay, so you really don't have anything in common with this girl, do you?
[Knock at door]
Rory: Hey. It's like you got the hots for an alien.
Abe: Hey, JJ.
JJ: Oh, hey.
Abe: Your mom here?
JJ: She is at the grocery store.
Abe: Ah. Well, look, please thank her for the invite, and I would love to come to Daniel's for dinner.
JJ: Cool. Yeah, I'll tell her and everything, but couldn't you have just called her yourself?
Abe: Well, the second reason I wanted to come here was to apologize to you for shooting off my mouth. I didn't do you any favors.
Abigail: I didn't confide in Sami. I don't even know for sure if I am pregnant.
EJ: Well, Samantha seemed pretty convinced. Apparently you have all of the symptoms.
Abigail: I'm queasy, and I'm tired. That does not prove that I'm pregnant. I mean, I don't know for sure because I've never been pregnant. I mean, I've barely even ever... it's not like I want to be.
EJ: No, I appreciate that, okay? And I recognize that you would have to talk to somebody, but why would you pick Samantha?
Abigail: Yes. Yes, EJ, l-let's do that. Let's zero right in on what really is important here. Did I slight you? Did I not handle this the way-- the way you wanted this to be handled? You know, maybe you could send me a memo on how you want this to be done, because I really don't want to lose sight of the fact that this is all about you.
EJ: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought it was a little bit dangerous for you to go and tell Samantha!
Abigail: I didn't tell her! She guessed, okay? Trust me, I didn't want any part of that conversation. But, EJ, I'm so sorry if I hurt your feelings in the process. The next time I'm scared that I'm knocked up, trust me, I will come straight to you first thing.
EJ: That's not what I meant.
Abigail: Maybe I'm pregnant, okay? Maybe I'm not. But the only thing I know for sure is that standing here arguing with you isn't going to prove anything or give me any answers. I need to go to the drugstore and get one of those stupid tests.
EJ: You're not going to get a drugstore test. You can get that idea right out of your head. [Scoffs]
Abe: Look, if I had known that Paige was there when I asked about your community service...
JJ: You know what? It's--it's all good. It's not like a state secret or anything.
Abe: No hard feelings, then?
Abe: Good. All right, see you later.
JJ: All right. Now, Mr. Carver, um, you know that girl, didn't you?
Abe: Yeah. I know Paige and her family.
JJ: Okay, well, then could you tell me her last name?
Jordan: I feel like I'm in a movie.
Rafe: Well, you look like it...
Rafe: Beautiful... just beautiful.
Jordan: I'm kind of speechless.
Rafe: Well, I was trying not to overdo it, but... I figured you deserved something special.
Jordan: Oh, and the osso buco was unbelievable. How did you know it was my favorite?
Rafe: You told me.
Rafe: When you were working on building my strength, trying to get me out of that damn bed.
Jordan: And I was talking about osso buco?
Rafe: Well, yeah, I was trying to find out stuff about you--something, anything--and all you would talk about was your favorite food.
Jordan: And you remembered. Nothing gets by you, does it?
Rafe: Well, I try and remember the important stuff.
[Soft ballad playing]
Jordan: [Chuckles] [Chuckles] [Chuckles] Rafe...
Rafe: Yes. I thought I would never get back on my own two feet, but I said if I did, I would owe you a dance. Time to pay the debt.
Victor: So I understand you and will are getting married.
Sonny: That's what I said. You got a problem with that?
Victor: No, of course not. Do you guys want garlands?
Victor: You know, the white ribbon--traditional Greek wedding.
Sonny: This isn't a joke, uncle vic.
Victor: Sonny, I know it's not a joke. All right, listen, if you want me to be somber about this, I'll give it a shot. But ordinarily weddings make me happy. When I'm happy, I make jokes... unless of course the bride is Kristen DiMera.
Sonny: No, I don't want you to be somber. I want you to make your dumb jokes.
Victor: [Laughs] Of course, I did skip this part. Congratulations.
Sonny: Thank you.
Victor: I hope you and will are very happy... though I must say you don't seem happy. You seem a little ticked off.
Sonny: [Sighs] I am, yes. I, uh, found Nick Fallon in my living room.
Victor: Oh, well, that'll do it. What's the son of a bitch want now?
Gabi: Did Sonny leave?
Nick: Oh, I guess he had things to do--you know... wedding preparations and all.
Gabi: [Sighs] Nick, look, you don't have to pretend.
Nick: What do you mean?
Gabi: Being so positive about will and Sonny.
Nick: Who says I'm pretending?
Sami: So have you and Sonny decided how big a wedding party you want?
Will: Well, funny you should ask. I was talking about that with Abigail earlier, and, um... nah, I guess I just caught her at a bad time.
Sami: What do you mean "bad time"?
Abigail: Are you actually standing there right now telling me what I can or cannot do?
EJ: You know, would you just... all right, Abigail, I'll tell you what. We got off on the wrong foot. Maybe that's my fault. But what I'm trying to say, what I would like you to hear, what I want you to know... is that you're not alone. Look, if this... if this situation is actually happening... then I will be a part of the solution.
Abigail: Hmm. Okay, a-and what would that look like? Is it a two-for-one deal? Do I get your fiancée as part of the package? You know, maybe I could be in the wedding, EJ. You know, they do have maternity bridesmaids dresses.
EJ: I know you're upset, Abigail--I recognize that. And you have every right to be upset, okay?
Abigail: Oh, well, thank you for your permission.
EJ: Now is the time, as difficult it is--as it is, to think straight.
Abigail: I can't think straight. The time to think straight was weeks ago, before I slept with a guy that doesn't even give a damn about me.
EJ: That's not fair, nor is it true, as you know.
Abigail: I know. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be mean. I'm just--these things are flying out of me, and I... I spend a lot of time trying to tell myself--to convince myself that this was over between us. And if this is true, if I'm really carrying your baby, then this isn't... this isn't over. It's just getting started.
JJ: "Paige Larson." Come on, man, she has to be on here.
Rory: Hey, well, click on that one, dude. It might be her.
[Playing two-step melody]
Rory: Put down the guitar, Rory. Dude, that's--that's her.
Rory: Whoa! She's a babe, man! She's babe-a-licious. She's the babe-a-nator.
JJ: Quit jerking around.
Rory: What are you doing, man? Friend-request her.
JJ: I can't, man. She didn't tell me her last name, so she'll think I'm a stalker.
Rory: So you're just going to wait around until you hopefully run into her? That's pretty lame, dude.
JJ: All right, well, you got to go. I have to get ready for dinner.
Rory: Wait! You have a problem, and I think that I might be able to help.
JJ: All right, what does it say about my life that I need your help? I mean...
Jordan: Oh, Rafe! Rafe, Rafe.
Rafe: I'm good. I'm fine. I'm fine. I was just... [Sighs]
Rafe: What? I'm okay. You enjoying yourself?
Jordan: Yes, but... all this--the lights, the music, and the food--it's...
Rafe: The champagne?
Jordan: It's all too much.
Rafe: Too much? Too much? No, after everything you've done for me, this is too little. This is it. I might never see you again, you know? Hey, I do have one last thing to ask you.
Jordan: What's that?
Rafe: May I have one more dance?
Rafe: Just one?
Sonny: I didn't know you had such a strong opinion about Nick.
Victor: Well, you don't have strong opinions about cockroaches either. You just step on 'em.
Sonny: What'd he do to you?
Victor: [Sighs] He plays Maggie. He stayed here for what seemed like years... going around all smarmy and fawning, and she bought it. And I hate that.
Sonny: That's him. He's smarmy.
Victor: Yeah, and I haven't forgotten what he did to you and will either.
Sonny: And now he's practically losing his voice, going around town telling everyone he's changed.
Victor: But you're not falling for it. Stay skeptical. And if he gives you any problem, you come to me first. I didn't get to where I am in life without being able to take care of problems.
Sonny: Or cockroaches.
Nick: If will and Sonny don't think they can trust me, then they're just going by experience, you know? And there is nothing that I can do about that. I can't blame 'em for that. All I can do is just be who I am and hope for the best. You know, being angry or even being defensive isn't--isn't gonna help anybody, especially you. You know who comes first with me.
EJ: Abigail, I recognize it's hard not to be emotional about this. I'm emotional about this whole situation. But the important thing here is just that we find out the truth.
Abigail: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm going to get one of those tests.
EJ: Abigail, those tests are not 100% accurate. Look, I know a doctor... a very discrete doctor. Tomorrow morning you and I can go.
Abigail: You're saying that you want to go... together?
EJ: I'm in this with you, one way or another. That's what I keep trying to tell you.
Rory: Okay, so I didn't piece things together at first, but now that I see the picture, I do recognize her. She was at the school library.
JJ: Oh, you don't know where the library is, man.
Rory: Ha ha. Yeah, it's the big room with all the books, right? Dude, I got first-period calc next door, and this girl is always there, man, you know, like... studying. She's, like, an actual student, you know... dedicated.
JJ: Yeah. So I can just run into her there tomorrow morning.
Rory: I thought you didn't want to stalk her, you stalker.
JJ: No, I just don't want her to know that I am.
Nick: Anyway, um, I should get going. But it was--it was really cool to see you and really nice seeing you stand up for me with Sonny, so... and whatever happens, I'm just... I'm glad that we're friends again.
Gabi: Me too. Sometimes it feels like you're the only one who really gets me.
Nick: Oh, I... I definitely get you. Bye. [Exhales deeply]
Sonny: I'm glad we talked about him. But I didn't come here to talk about Nick. I came here to see if you and Maggie will be attending the wedding.
Victor: Oh, we wouldn't miss it. When is it?
Sonny: Next month. We haven't set a date, but, uh... well, 'cause EJ and Sami are getting married, and we want to make sure we have different places.
Victor: Getting a little late for that, isn't it?
Sonny: Yeah. But I always have the club to fall back on. And I could ask Maggie about chez rouge.
Victor: You don't want to get married where you work. And if you have it at chez rouge, Maggie's gonna be running around all day making sure everything is perfect and not devoting every second to me.
Sonny: What would work for you, uncle Vic?
Victor: Here, of course.
Victor: It'll be great.
Sonny: No, it will not be great. You do know that EJ will be on that guest list.
Victor: We can put aside our differences for one day.
Sonny: You don't like putting aside your differences. And I don't mean to be disrespectful, but this place... kind of has a weird history. Didn't you marry Vivian here?
Victor: Oh, a youthful indiscretion.
Sonny: It was, like, a few years ago.
Victor: Your point?
Victor: Listen, Maggie and I got married here. So everything has changed. History doesn't matter. This is now a happy, lucky house. So what do you say?
Sonny: I say you make one hell of an argument.
Jordan: [Chuckles] You're a good dancer.
Rafe: Well, the fact that I'm on my feet at all is thanks to you. Dancing's just a bonus. This whole night's just to say thank you. Well... good-bye, Jordan.
Jordan: Good-bye, Rafe.
Rafe: I'll miss you.
Will: I guess Abigail just wasn't feeling well. Maybe she had a cold, but... when I was talking to her about the wedding... her reaction--it surprised me.
Sami: How do you mean?
Will: Well, she--she just wasn't that thrilled, at least not at first. I mean, she got excited about it when she left. So am I. [Chuckles] Not that that's a surprise.
Sami: And so am I. Your big day, my big day-- I mean... I just can't imagine things being more perfect than they are right now.
EJ: So you'll go with me?
EJ: Abigail? Hey, look, I don't want you to feel alone in any of this. I think we both want the same thing.
Abigail: All right, I'll go.
EJ: Okay. You won't regret it.
Abigail: Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
EJ: [Exhales deeply] [Sighs]
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