Days of Our Lives Transcript Wednesday 4/18/12
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Austin: So she looks at me and she says, "What are you doing here?" And I said, "I'm a teacher." Can you believe that?
Carrie: What are you--
Austin: Ah, uh, airplane mode. I am not speaking to anybody but you tonight. So come on.
Austin: Well, I kind of thought this deal would maybe be reciprocal, you know what I mean? Oh, wait. You have to be available for clients, yeah?
Carrie: My phone is locked in my top desk drawer.
Austin: Well, I guess tonight's gonna be...a great night.
Carrie: So what do you think about going to see the movie in--in the square, the outdoor movie? That could be fun, yeah?
Austin: Yeah, well, if you're talking about fun, I think maybe we could find something a little more private to do, you know?
Carrie: Oh, you do, do you?
Rafe: Hey, Carrie. Austin.
Austin: How's it going, Rafe?
Carrie: Hi, Rafe.
Austin: Wow, man, that is a, uh, man-sized bowl of ice cream you got there.
Austin: [Chuckling] I never thought of you as the sprinkles type.
Carrie: That ice cream isn't for Rafe.
Mike: I just wanna thank you, Mr. Horton, and also let you know that my boss really appreciates you getting those materials for him.
Mike: So he thought you might enjoy a night out on him.
Will: Oh, thank you. Wow, this sold out the night the box office opened. Impossible tickets, thank you.
Mike: Like I said, he's very appreciative.
Will: Thanks, Mike, any time.
Gabi: Well, look at you, with the "Mr. Horton," and the impossible concert tickets. Things have really changed for you, huh?
Will: Yeah, I guess it seems that way.
Gabi: Sure does. So maybe there's a way things can change for me.
Melanie: [Giggling] Oh, hello. I'm very glad that you showed up. I'm trying to talk our friend here into hanging out with us, but apparently she wants to go home and be boring.
Abigail: Yeah, I'm sure Chad is just dying for me to tag along.
Chad: Actually, you have to.
Abigail: Excuse me, I have to?
Chad: Yeah, well, you can't have a double date with only three people.
Abigail: A double date.
Chad: Yes. Abe asked me to show Lexie's half-brother around, show him a good time.
Melanie: And we are the definition of "good time," so...
Chad: Mm. Oh, look, there he is. Seems like a good enough guy for you. I'm sure you'll enjoy meeting him.
Abigail: Actually, we've already met.
Kate: I fully comprehend, Harold, that Stefano has kicked me out, and I am not here to plead my case. I am here to pick up my things.
Harold: As I have been trying to explain to madam, Mr. DiMera has had all your personal effects removed.
Harold: There's nothing of yours left in the house.
Kate: Well, you can't say the man does things in half-measures, can you?
EJ: Harold. Can I come in, or have my things been removed too?
Kate: You've been kicked out as well?
EJ: Oh, given what I've learned, I wouldn't be surprised.
Kate: What is your father up to?
EJ: That's what I'm here to find out.
Marlena: I can't tell you how good it is to be talking to you again. You had us mighty worried there.
John: And your girl here? She never let up for a second trying to get home to you, kid.
Bo: Yeah, well, I still don't know what happened with you guys.
Hope: Eh... well, it doesn't matter, because everything's fine now.
Bo: Oh, yeah, real fine. Stefano had his goons beat the crap out of me. Uh, what happened with you guys in Alamainia? Did he come after you there?
Hope: Brady, we'll talk about it later.
Bo: Where--where is that son of a bitch now?
Marlena: There's a good question.
Kate: I don't understand what's going on. Why would he turn against you? He thinks you hung the moon. What exactly did you do?
EJ: Nothing that explains what I just found out. I was just with Samantha. I hear he gave control of Countess Wilhelmina over to her.
Kate: Yes, he did. He did. So this is categorically the worst day of my life, because not only have I been kicked out of what I considered my home, he has handed over control of the company that I built from the ground up to that boasting, condescending bitch.
EJ: You know what? You're welcome to your opinions about Samantha, but if I were you, I wouldn't focus on her. She's not your enemy. She's the beneficiary of your rather spectacular fall from my father's graces.
Kate: Oh, my God. She's not my enemy? After the lies, and the betrayals...
EJ: Oh, come on. Pot, kettle, black, mummy. Why don't you stop venting, and start trying to figure out what is going on, okay?
Kate: You don't have any idea?
EJ: No, I have no idea. He should never have given her control of Countess Wilhelmina without running that by me first. So it looks like I'm out, right? Out of the company, out of the family.
John: Well, I'm sure Stefano's back in Salem. You know the old man. He's not gonna give up till he gets what he wants.
Hope: He's gonna come after us again. But we don't know how, and we really don't know why.
Nurse: Sorry to interrupt--
Nurse: I need a blood sample for the lab.
Bo: Uh, could we do this later, please?
Nurse: Sorry, detective, but I'm the law around here.
Hope: We'll be waiting for you in the hallway, okay? Try to get some rest?
Bo: Should be no problem after this relaxing conversation we've been having.
Hope: Try. I promise to keep you--oh, sorry. Uh, I promise to keep you up to speed on whatever we find out, okay?
Hope: So good seeing that smile again. I missed it. Love you, Brady.
Bo: Love you too.
Hope: How do we find out what Stefano really wants?
Stefano: Why not go to the source?
Gabi: Man... how's your cheeseburger macaroni?
Will: You know, this isn't the first conversation we've had about this. You seem more than a little interested in my job.
Gabi: Well, um, not the job itself. More like what the job's done for you. I mean, you seem more confident, more--more sure of yourself-- well, that's what it seems to me.
Will: Thank you. Maybe I've changed, maybe I haven't. But, um, either way, I don't really see why you care.
Gabi: Well, because I'm your friend.
Gabi: All right, fine. There is something I want that I haven't been able to get on my own.
Will: Okay. You want me to get EJ to expedite a zoning clearance for you?
Gabi: Don't make fun of me, okay? Look, I've been trying to figure this thing out, and I just thought that maybe you could help me in pulling this thing off.
Will: Okay. This thing? What is this thing? Am I gonna regret this thing?
Cameron: You know, this really is flattering.
Cameron: But you really didn't have to go through all this trouble.
Abigail: And what trouble would that be?
Cameron: Getting Chad to fix us up. I'm cool with girls asking me out.
Abigail: Oh. Chad, please tell your friend here that I knew nothing about this.
Chad: Actually, I-I did. It was all my idea.
Cameron: It's okay, really. I get this a lot.
Melanie: Ooh. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about this one's self-esteem--
Chad: [Clearing throat] Actually, uh--so you two know each other? Is that--is that what's going on here?
Abigail: We've run into each other a couple of times, yeah.
Melanie: What are you doing?
Cameron: Making sure I don't have anything breakable on me.
Abigail: That's very funny. You guys have a good time. I will see you later.
Melanie: No, no, no, you can't go, we're gonna go see an outdoor movie.
Chad: Yeah, we already bought your tickets.
Abigail: And I'm sure that you can give them to someone else. Cameron, it's nice to see you again.
Cameron: Abigail. It was nice to see you, and if I promise to stop being a wise-ass, will you go to the movie with us?
Abigail: Cameron. I don't think you can help it.
Austin: It's supposed to be, uh, pickles and ice cream, isn't it? I mean, that's the classic craving, right? Am I right?
Rafe: I guess, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, I'll see you later.
Austin: When it's our turn, I am gonna bring you ice cream and wait on you hand and foot.
Carrie: I know you will. And I really, really look forward to that someday. Do you think that, um, we should go someplace else?
Austin: No, look, I am not uncomfortable if you're not uncomfortable.
Carrie: No, but I--
Austin: Listen to me, Carrie. We said that we were gonna put everything that happened behind us, and I'm serious, okay? And besides, I'm really hungry. Come on.
Rafe: Give me that.
Melanie: Uh, they're really good at playing hard-to-get.
Chad: It'll all be fine once the movie starts.
Melanie: Yeah, because then they'll have a reason not to talk.
Melanie: This is very sweet of you, but I don't think it's going to work out the way you planned.
Will: Okay, I'll bite: What do you want me to do?
Gabi: Chad and Melanie don't belong together.
Will: Says the relationship police.
Gabi: Okay, this is not funny, all right? No, I kind of just realized, I don't know, I wish Chad and I never broke up.
Gabi: No offense.
Will: No, none taken.
Gabi: You know, and I saw them together, and I was thinking--I-I kind of thought...
Will: Uh, thought what?
Gabi: Well, you know, he really belongs with me, and I thought that maybe you could help me figure out how to break them up.
Will: Wow, what a great idea. Mature, original, guaranteed to work.
Gabi: Why do you have to be mean to me?
Will: Gabi, look, I'm not trying to be mean to you, okay? Are you kidding me? You don't do something like this. You're not like this.
Gabi: What I am is alone, and obviously you don't give a damn.
Will: You're wrong, I do. But that doesn't make it right, Gabi. You're asking me to stab my friends in the back? I can't believe you--you think I would do something like that.
Kate: It's a pretty damn grim day when Sami has more sway over your father than either one of us.
EJ: I don't understand this, because you know how he feels about her.
Kate: He loathes her. He still does.
EJ: The only reason that he would elevate her like this--
Kate: Is to hurt me, my love.
EJ: Do you know what you did for him to turn against you? Oh, you do... don't you? What did you do? Tell me. What did you do? Did you lie, hmm? Did you steal? Did you cheat on him? Oh, you did. You cheated on him?
Kate: Oh, please. Could we not talk about this?
EJ: Fine. But at least now I know that he hates you a hell of a lot more than he hates me.
Stefano: Uh, you have something that belongs to me. I want it back.
Hope: You're mistaken. You sent us on a mission to Alamainia, and we delivered on our part of the bargain.
John: If your prize didn't meet your expectations, that's not our fault.
Stefano: It became your fault the moment you stole something that belonged to me, and I want what was originally in that egg, not that phony thing that you replaced it with.
John: Huh, kind of sounds like whatever's missing is important to you. Why don't you tell me what it is, and maybe we can help you.
Stefano: No games. Or do I have to prove to you that I mean business?
Bo: In order to do that, you're gonna have to go through me.
Nicole: You know, um, we can leave if you want. I don't have to finish this.
Rafe: I'm good. Fine.
Rafe: Don't worry about me, okay?
Nicole: Oh, don't worry about you?
Nicole: Sir Lancelot, I am worried, okay? I'm worried that you jumped in and you told EJ that--that you're the father of my baby. And you didn't even think it through.
Rafe: Well, there was nothing to think through.
Rafe: It's the only way we could get the guy off your back.
Nicole: Well, it's great for me, Rafe, but what about you? Your relationship with Carrie was complicated enough before she was lead to believe you were fooling around with the likes of me.
Rafe: Look, my relationship with Carrie is dead in the water, okay?
Rafe: Yeah, really.
Rafe: And besides, she's trying to work things out with her husband. Now what kind of person would I be if I came in between them, hmm?
Nicole: Off the top of my head, I don't know, a person like me? Look, Rafe, this--this--you have this whole honorable thing about you, and it's wonderful. But how do you stand it all the time?
Austin: Is something wrong?
Carrie: Oh, just not very hungry, I guess.
Austin: You know what, my love... it's my fault. We should've left, yeah?
Carrie: Don't apologize. I really--I'm--I'm really not hungry.
Austin: Okay. I get it. I'll tell you what, you know what we'll do? We'll go to, uh, the movie at the square. It actually sounds like a lot of fun. Let's do it, yeah?
Carrie: "Lot of fun"? No, you know what? You had a great idea. Why don't we go and spend some quality time alone together?
Austin: I like the way you think. No dessert?
Carrie: Not here. [Laughing]
Austin: I think I was right. This is gonna be a great night.
Carrie: Come on, let's go.
Nicole: That girl doesn't know what she's missing.
Rafe: What did you just say?
Nicole: Nothing. This ice cream is fabulous.
Kate: So you don't know what set him off, you don't know why he turned on you.
EJ: No. I keep going over everything. I have absolutely no idea what changed. None.
Kate: I think maybe you're over-reacting. I mean, you're saying that he cut you off at the knees, but all he really did was move past your position. I don't really think there's anything to panic about.
EJ: Oh, that? That's just the tip of the iceberg. You have no idea the things I found. I found out things that go back to the election. I find out things that go back to when John Black had his problems with the law.
Kate: What kind of things?
EJ: I'm not telling you.
Kate: Oh, God.
EJ: Let's just say this: My father has been undermining me. Not for days, not for weeks, but for months. Months!
Hope: You shouldn't be out of bed.
Bo: I'm not gonna sit in that room and let you level threats at the people I love.
Stefano: You know, it's--it's very difficult to be threatened by a man who's just come out of a coma and is wearing a hospital gown.
John: My money's still riding on the patient. But I'm here, just in case.
Hope: Leave. We've already told you we don't have what you're looking for.
Stefano: And I'm tired of your lies. Do I have to remind you, Mr. Black, how close your beloved Doc here came to an accident while you were away? Hmm? As a matter of fact, how much would you like to bet that her luck holds out?
Melanie: You okay? Abby, you okay? Hey, Abigail. Abby. Abby!
Cameron: [Grunting] [Grunting]
Melanie: Ooh, hey, you okay?
Abigail: Yeah, I'm fine.
Chad: Oh, man, good looking out.
Melanie: Seriously, no kidding. Well done, man. You sure?
Abigail: Yeah, I'm fine. Except I wasn't choking.
Abigail: I wasn't. I just needed a sip of water or something. Where did you even come from? You scared the hell out of me.
Cameron: You know, usually when I save someone's life, they start with "thanks," and then move on to other stuff from there.
Abigail: You know, I was right about you. You really can't help being a wiseass.
Melanie: I've got--I've got this one. Abby! Hey, um, I know this is not a great time for you, but are you freaking crazy?
Gabi: Well, I mean, you're the one that's doing shady things for EJ anyway.
Will: That's not the same thing. That's not even remotely the same thing. Gabi, Chad and Melanie are my friends, okay? And more importantly, they're your friends. So, I mean, I--this isn't you.
Gabi: Will, what if they don't last? I mean, what if I'm trying to do something that is already gonna happen anyway?
Will: Then let it happen, okay? You think you can justify screwing around in your friends' lives for your own personal gain? Gabi, that's wrong.
Gabi: Will, please tell me where being right has gotten me. Nowhere. Look, when I was with you, I was--I was a good girl when I was with you. And I always ended up feeling like I wasn't good enough, pretty enough, hot enough.
Will: Don't. That's not true. You know that's not true.
Gabi: How do I know that? If--if--if I'm as great as you say I am, then why did you just give up? Look, since I couldn't keep you interested, I've realized--I realize that maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough. But, honestly, I'm not gonna make that same mistake again. From now on, if I want something, I'm gonna go get it.
Will: Don't talk like that.
Gabi: Why? Why shouldn't I? Look, I'm tired--I'm so tired of losing. I'm tired of you judging me, I'm tired-- do I have to spell it out for you? I mean, you just... haven't you...
Will: Haven't I what?
Gabi: Haven't you made me feel bad enough already?
Nicole: Thank you for taking me out tonight.
Rafe: Yeah, well, you got lucky.
Rafe: I had an opening in my schedule.
Nicole: Got lucky, yeah. [Chuckling] Okay, let's get back to business, all right? Let's say that you did do the far, far better thing, and you let Carrie try to work things out with Austin, okay? Do you really wanna just sit and watch from a ringside seat?
Rafe: I don't know. It's kind of interesting to watch them try and buck the trend and stay married.
Nicole: Uhh! Stay married? I'm sorry, how do you do that?
Rafe: I have no idea. Clearly. You want some more ice cream?
Nicole: No, actually, I'd really like a martini, but it's not really good for the little baby.
Nicole: So you just, um, wanna call it a night?
Rafe: Yeah, sounds good.
Nicole: Come on, Rafe, what's wrong?
Rafe: Nah, it's just...going home. I know...it's gonna be peaceful and quiet. Everything's gonna be where I left it. I miss the chaos. Finding figurines in the freezer. Reading good night moon. I'm sorry, no. Let's get out of here, all right?
Nicole: You know, um, Rafe, did you happen to see that, uh-- that flyer for a movie they're playing in the town square? I mean, would you--would you wanna check it out? You know, delay the inevitable?
Rafe: Sure. Sounds like a plan.
Nicole: Awesome. [Chuckling] Ah, thank you.
Austin: I love you.
Austin: Look who I got back. I'm so happy I got you back. Back where you belong.
Carrie: I love you too. So much.
John: You will stay away from my wife. Just like you're gonna stay away from all of us.
Stefano: I think I have delivered my message. But you know what I want, and what I'll do to get it. Good night, all. Rest well...if you can.
Hope: Bo, careful. I'm gonna get you back into bed. Come on.
Bo: Yeah, that's--that's a good idea, but I wanna know what the hell's going on here. The whole story. Stefano seems very willing to make good on his threat.
Will: I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm not now, and not when we were dating.
Gabi: Yeah, well, you made that clear after--after we made love that you had no interest in me at all. You don't think that... that maybe hurt me?
Will: Look, that wasn't about you, okay? It was about me.
Gabi: You're just saying that. You know, I-I threw myself at you--practically threw myself at you--and you couldn't even care less. You think that makes a girl feel special? Because it doesn't. Look, if you don't wanna help me, fine, but I am not gonna sit here and be lied to.
Will: Stop, Gabi. I'm not lying to you, okay? I'm not lying to you. The problem with us was never you. It was never you.
Melanie: I don't know if I would've believed that had I not seen it with my own eyes. Some cute guy is trying to save your life.
Abigail: First of all, he did not save my life. And second of all, I was not choking.
Melanie: I respectfully disagree. I am a nurse, he is a doctor.
Abigail: He's a doctor? Okay, well, even if he is a doctor, he has some bedside manner. I mean, he didn't even give me two seconds to recover from almost choking to death before he was all over me for not even saying thank you. I mean, that is ridiculous.
Melanie: Okay, Abby...ahem. I have actually seen you say thank you to an automatic door. You look up "polite" in the dictionary, and your picture is right there. All of a sudden, some cute guy comes, and you jump all over him? What's going on with you?
Abigail: Have you ever been Heimliched, Melanie? It hurts. And I just coughed up popcorn in front of how many people?
Melanie: A lot.
Melanie: I'm kid--look, it's dark, and on the plus side, he saved your life. You're alive.
Abigail: Okay, I can't really see that as a plus side right now.
Melanie: Abby, come--I-- I think he likes you.
Abigail: He doesn't like me. No, he thinks I am a total klutz. It doesn't help that he's right.
Melanie: He's not...no. Look, what you are right now is just kind of...
Abigail: Kind of what? Kind--kind of messed up, right? Yeah. Yeah, I know. I just--I'm still trying to figure out who that person was that lied to Austin and Carrie. Because it just couldn't have been me. Except it was.
Melanie: It was a mistake.
Abigail: No. No, Melanie, it wasn't a mistake. It was intentional, it was... deliberate, it was--it was awful.
Melanie: Hmm. So you don't really deserve to have a cute guy going after you, yeah? I mean, so you would rather him think you're just a big pain in the butt, so he would stay away and you can end up alone and miserable, which is exactly what you deserve?
Abigail: Wow. It's so great being friends with Anna Freud.
Melanie: Come on. It happened. It's over. Nobody's talking about it, nobody's whispering about it. Tonight was supposed to be about taking a step forward, not two steps back. You can't hide from life forever. Yeah? I'll be over there.
Nicole: Oh, they're at the old "we're apart and unhappy" montage.
Rafe: The what?
Nicole: Oh, come on. It's--it's been a rule since it happened one night. You know, 9/10 of the way through the movie, they split up, they go back to their former worlds, and they find out it's empty and cold.
Rafe: Oh, so I'm in the montage part of my life right now.
Rafe: That's great.
Nicole: Yes, but I have to say, you have handled it with class, and--
Rafe: Oh, thank you.
Nicole: You have made my life a lot easier.
Rafe: Well, I'll be honest, it's actually nice to spend time with you. Someone who's actually looking forward to something in her life.
Nicole: You know, I've--I've seen this movie, and it doesn't end well, so how about we go back to my place, I'll make you a cocktail, and I will pretend to have one too.
Rafe: Sounds great, but I think I'll pass. I'm just kind of a downer right now.
Nicole: So? I wouldn't mind.
Rafe: I would. I don't like being a downer.
Nicole: All right, well... look, I hope, once you get through this montage, that you will have a big old happy ending, because you sure as hell deserve it.
Rafe: Do you want me to walk you home?
Nicole: Nope, I'm good. I am good on my own. Thank you. See you later.
EJ: You know, I really don't know what I thought I'd accomplish by coming here in the first place.
Kate: You thought you could talk to your father.
EJ: Well, he's not here, is he? Certainly doesn't seem to be hurrying home. He's probably across town making somebody else's life miserable.
Stefano: Not quite. [Chuckling] Well, it looks like that old story is true: Misery really does like company. Gorgeous!
Gabi: I'm sorry, Will, but the word is out. "It's not me, it's you." You know, that's the kind of thing guys say to make themselves feel better about dumping a girl.
Will: Gabi, I promise you, this time, I'm sure it had nothing to do with you. It was me. It was me not knowing who I was. Uh... but I know now, heh.
Gabi: What is that supposed to mean?
Will: Gabi, it means that things didn't work out between us because things were never gonna work out between us. We didn't last, not because of you, but because I'm gay.
Actor: You know, you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Actress: Why are you saying this now?
Abigail: I was wondering, um...
Actor: We could have an amazing life together.
Abigail: Do you think maybe we could just start over?
Actress: We can.
Actress: We will.
Actor: I love you so much.
Abigail: Meaning you might not have noticed--actually, I'm pretty positive that you have, but, um...I haven't exactly been on my game since we first met.
Cameron: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Abigail: Thanks. Well, I'd like to forget about most of it, if we could. Except...I can't forget that I didn't say thank you when you did, indeed, save my life.
Cameron: So is this an apology, a thank you, or a hello?
Actress: I do understand! I understand that the man I...
Abigail: What if it's all three?
Cameron: Works for me.
Cameron: Do you want some popcorn? [Both chuckling]
Melanie: There might be hope for them yet.
Chad: Ah, you're a real romantic.
Melanie: Ah, well, you bring it out in me.
Actress: I love you. I think I'll always love you. And, in my heart, I know we belong together.
Actor: And I love you. But sometimes... sometimes that's not enough. Sometimes things are just too complicated to make it work.
Bo: So Stefano needed your help to get this coin? And...
Hope: And...we got it.
Bo: Well, okay--
Hope: And that's all that needs to be said right now.
Bo: Why did he want it?
John: Well, that's what we need to find out. And the first thing we have to do is get that coin back from Spencer.
Marlena: And what if he won't give it up?
John: I don't think he really has a choice on the matter.
Stefano: Ah, well, I've had a very long day, and I am a little tired. So it would seem that now would be a very good time for both of you to leave.
EJ: I am not going anywhere until I get some answers.
EJ: Answers! About your coup d'état at Countess Wilhelmina, about these games that you've been playing, but most importantly... about that! Fun time is over, Father.
Stefano: Really? Huh. I thought it had just begun.
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