Days Transcript Monday 5/30/11

Days of Our Lives Transcript Monday 5/30/11 - Canada; Tuesday 5/31/11 - U.S.A.


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Chloe: Hey, what's going on?

Justin: Come with me. Come on.

Stefano: Ah, there you are. Why the hell don't you answer your phone?

Lexie: Because I have a job. If I answered the phone every time you called, I'd be on the unemployment line.

Stefano: This is important, damn it.

Lexie: Father. I'm working.

Stefano: Look, what is it with you, huh? What is it with you and your husband? What have you got in your brain that you take Nicole's sister under your wing?

Lexie: Oh, for god's sake.

Stefano: Look, I realize that you are a compassionate woman and all that, okay? Taylor works for the enemy.

Lexie: And just why do you care so much who Taylor works for?

Stefano: [Stammers]

Lexie: I know about her and EJ, okay? About their feelings for each other.

Stefano: Ah. So then you know that he's about to throw everything away because of that woman. It's an unmitigated disaster.

Lexie: Actually it's not. You'll be happy to know... that Taylor's decided to leave town for good. She's history.

EJ: Did something happen? What did you do? Nicole?

Nicole: I didn't--I didn't do anything. She wised up and finally realized there's nothing here for her. She packed up and left.

EJ: Where did she go?

Nicole: I don't know.

EJ: Nikki, where did she go?

Nicole: I don't know, and I don't care.

EJ: [Stammers]

Nicole: Why don't you call her? Call her if you don't believe me. Out of service, right? It's a bit rude if you ask me, not saying good-bye. That's just cold.

Javier: What is this, man?

Rafe: This is where you help me fix things.

Javier: [Scoffs] You know, if I left such a mess behind in Salem, what the hell you doing here?

Rafe: Hmm. Well, I got to feed and water you, don't I?

Javier: Why don't you just throw me over to the cops? Let them handle me.

Rafe: Well, I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Be thrown in prison. Three squares, human companionship. Nah. See, I think this is a much more fitting punishment for what you did to Sami and our family.

Javier: Ooh. Check you out. [Laughs] Getting all rogue, huh? You're even starting to sound like me.

Rafe: Well, not enough. Not yet anyway. But that's where you're gonna help me.

Javier: Help you what?

Rafe: Help me bring down the DiMeras. For good.

Javier: [Laughs]

Vivian: He's just an old fool is what he is. Out of touch with reality.

Gus: Hot sauce, please.

Vivian: Stefano DiMera has missed the biggest business opportunity of his life, never mind his snarling windbag of a wife. She doesn't know what she's messing with. Well, of course there's Maggie Horton, another windbag. Ruthlessly stealing my husband away from me. Oh, well, look who's here. Minus the windbag.

Victor: Hello, Caroline.

Caroline: Oh, Victor. Ah, usual?

Victor: No, not this time. I think I'll have coffee and cherry pie.

Caroline: All right. And what will Maggie have?

Victor: You see Maggie anywhere?

Caroline: Well, no. I just assumed she'd be joining you.

Victor: You assumed wrong.

Maggie: Maxine.

Maxine: Maggie, I didn't expect to see you this afternoon.

Maggie: Well, I had a little extra time, and I just thought I'd come over for a while. Toys for the pediatrics.

Maxine: Oh, well, it's really nice of you. I'm sure the kids'll appreciate anything new.

Maggie: Excuse me.

Maxine: Maggie? Everything okay?

Maggie: Why do you ask?

Maxine: You seem a little blue.

Maggie: Well, I had a bit of trouble getting to sleep last night, but other than that, I'm just fine.

Maxine: So you couldn't sleep. Maybe it's because you're missing your fella?

Maggie: What?

Maxine: You know, that guy with the fancy Greek name that's always calling here when you're volunteering. Who I've seen you with not once, but three times at the Brady pub.

Maggie: Umm, Maxine, Victor and I... well, we're...

Maxine: Having a fling? Come on, girl. You can tell me.

Maggie: [Laughs]

Javier: [Laughs] Bring down the DiMeras. [Laughing] What are you, delusional?

Rafe: I want the whole story of your involvement with that family. From the beginning.

Javier: Yeah. Do I look like a rat to you?

Rafe: Well, you don't talk, you don't eat.

Javier: What does it matter what I know? You know, it's not like the testimony of a 20-time felon's gonna mean anything for you in court.

Rafe: I don't want your testimony. Or your opinion. I just want to know everything you did since you stepped into my shoes.

EJ: You drove her away. You threaten her?

Nicole: I do what I have to in order to survive.

EJ: You told her you were going to go the police. Didn't you? With your blackmail information. And she left, right? To protect me.

Nicole: Isn't she an angel?

EJ: Go to hell.

Nicole: You first. It's over, EJ. And the Oscar goes to... me. Hell of a performance. Hey buddy, wattaya lookin' a-oooh.

Quinn: High quality uncut. Nice work.

Man: Pass along the compliment. We all set?

Quinn: Yeah, now that this part of my business is all up and running, I have other projects to attend to.

Adrienne: Surprise.

Chloe: Oh, my god. My--my baby. My sweet little boy. Hi, angel. How did this happen?

Justin: Philip's in town for a little while, so I thought I'd try and pull a few strings, and I got the judge to grant a supervised visit.

Adrienne: Look at the way he's smiling at you. You missed your baby, didn't you?

Chloe: Oh, my angel. I love you. Can I hold him?

Woman: Of course. He's your son.

Chloe: Hi. Yes, he is. Yes, he is my son. My baby. Oh.

Caroline: So Maggie will not be joining you?

Victor: No, she won't. Maggie and I are taking a little break from each other.

Caroline: Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that.

Vivian: That old bat's not sorry.

Gus: I can see you are, madam.

Vivian: Oh, yes, I'm devastated.

Lexie: You see, there is that look I know all too well.

Stefano: What look?

Lexie: Self-satisfied. Smug. You do know that EJ's going to be devastated when he finds out Taylor's gone, don't you?

Stefano: Oh, he'll get over it.

Lexie: Your empathy knows no bounds, father.

Stefano: Oh, come on. Alexandra, I'm his father, not his therapist, all right? You know, we have to realize really he's really just a little child when it comes down to it. How else do you account the fact he falls in love with a different woman every other week and he marries her. He does not know what commitment means.

Lexie: Unlike you, right?

Stefano: Yes. That's me. Right. Because I finally found the love of my life, all right? And I am deliriously happy.

Lexie: Well, EJ believes he's found the love of his life also. In Taylor. They love each other.

Stefano: [Scoffs] You know, you are so naive. I mean, you're so Pollyanna, you know what I mean? How can he be in love with a woman he hardly knows, for goodness sake? Don't you see it, huh? It is so obvious. It is about revenge. Because he wants to get back at Nicole for all the things that she's done to him all these years. You know, you refuse to see it. You just refuse to see it.

Lexie: I'll tell you what I see. I see that there are things you and EJ aren't telling me.

Stefano: I don't know what you're talking about.

Lexie: Taylor was worried about EJ. I mean, she was truly worried. I had a conversation with her earlier before she left. I could see how concerned she was. Are you and EJ in trouble?

Stefano: Trouble? What trouble? No, you don't have to worry about anything. There's no trouble. Especially after today.

Rafe: Well, well, well. Look at that. Afraid what the DiMeras will do to you if you even say a word, huh? Look at me. Look at me. Think anyone's gonna find you here, pal? The only person you need to worry about now is me. You got that? Now I went looking for my car. Found it in the woods right where you said it was, by the way. Nice. Cleaned it all out too. Got rid of all the evidence that you ever even existed. Now here's the thing. You want to keep on existing... you need to work with me. Got that?

Javier: Well, what do you want me to do, hmm?

Rafe: Well, you give me what I need, I'll give you whatever you want.

Javier: Whatever I want, huh? Why the hell should I trust you?

Rafe: 'Cause I'm a man of my word.

Javier: Fine. You got a deal.

Nicole: Off to search for your girlfriend?

[Keys jangle]

EJ: What the hell is the matter with you?

Nicole: With me?

EJ: We had a business arrangement! All right, a business arrangement! And now you act like we're Romeo and Juliet. Soul mates in love. You have the audacity to stand here in front of me and tell me your poor heart is broken. When the only thing you wanted from me was a life with my children.

Nicole: No, no, I wanted more, EJ.

EJ: Oh, for god's sake.

Nicole: You would have loved me, EJ, in time.

[Puts keys on table]

EJ: Wow. That's a pretty massive ego you have there.

Nicole: I did love you.

EJ: Did you? 'Cause you have a really funny way of showing it, sweetheart. Just so you know, after what you've done... I will never love you. And I will never forgive you.

Nicole: You're hurting me.

EJ: I'm sorry. Is that better?

Man: You have other business?

Quinn: I'm a renaissance man. What can I say?

Man: Let's hear it.

Quinn: I have a whole other burgeoning enterprise just as profitable as this one. All I need is the right talent to help me pull it off.

Chloe: My beautiful boy. Look how big you are. Oh, look at this hair. Hands. Oh, these hands are bigger. Look how long his fingers are.

Adrienne: Yes, they are.

Chloe: You're gonna be a pianist, aren't you?

Justin: Or a singer. Like his mom.

Chloe: Oh, I don't care what he is.

Parker: [Whimpers]

Chloe: As long as you're happy, right? As long as you're happy. Ah. Yeah. Yeah.

Maggie: Maxine, I know you mean well. But you were way out of line speaking about me and Victor that way. And I just stood there like an idiot. Why didn't I just say to you, "Victor and I are over with"? Why couldn't I say that?

[Knock at door]

Vivian: Hello, Maggie. I hope this is a good time for you.

Maggie: Is it ticking or--I know, you dipped the stems in arsenic, didn't you?

Vivian: Oh, Maggie, you shortchange me.

Maggie: Uh-huh. Is that even possible?

Vivian: Well, I know when to admit to defeat.

Maggie: Bye-bye, Vivian.

Vivian: Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. Listen. I just need a little time. I came to bury the hatchet.

Maggie: In my back?

Vivian: Oh, now you would use that old, tired witticism. No, of course not. You see, I had all this time while I was in the sarcophagus, which I know you can relate to, to contemplate my life and put things in perspective.

Maggie: Really? And yet you didn't figure out that it was stupid and pathetic to just randomly visit people who can't stand the sight of you?

Vivian: Well, I was thinking of my mortality, and, let's face it, we've been given a pass, and there's no reason for us to be vindictive and petty. I'm just thinking of the whole scope of things, you know, my long-term goals and plans.

Maggie: Vivian, the only reason that I would be remotely interested in your goals and plans, long-term or otherwise, is if they involved you committing hari-kari or, at the very least, getting the hell out of Salem.

Vivian: Uhh...

Javier: So you want to know everything from moment one?

Rafe: In detail.

Javier: 'Kay. Well, as soon as I replaced you in the hospital, you know, after the accident, your car accident there, I told the doctors I wanted to get the hell out of there. So I went home.

Rafe: And when you got home, what happened then?

Javier: Mm. Well, why don't I skip to the good stuff? First thing I did was take your wife into the bedroom and, well, as I'm sure you already know, she's a very needy person, you know. Expects a lot.

Rafe: Shut up.

Javier: What? You said you wanted to know everything, didn't ya? Well, anyway, seems like I wasn't up to her standards for the first couple of tries, you know.

Rafe: Shut up.

Javier: So we worked very, very, very hard at it. You know, I had to go over, over, and over. Uh. [Mutters]

Nicole: Let me go.

EJ: You're very lucky that I don't kill you. But I wouldn't do that to Johnny and Sydney because they are my priority.

Nicole: Your priority? Because you lead such an exemplary life? And when they're old enough to understand that their adoring father is a sick, immoral, sadistic bastard, they will be ever so proud.

EJ: Get out.

Nicole: You are a hell of a role model.

EJ: Get out of my sight.

Nicole: Fine. Fine.

EJ: Out!

Nicole: I will get out! But not because you ordered me to. But because you disgust me. And if I have to spend one more... minute in your presence, I will be praying to the porcelain god.

Chloe: And up came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the spout

Woman: Sorry, ms. Lane, but our time is up.

Chloe: Just a few more minutes?

Justin: I'm afraid not, Chloe. It's all the time you could get. But this is just the beginning.

Chloe: But I'm doing so much better. The doctor, he took me off the meds. He says I don't need them anymore. Isn't that right, Justin? I-I'm all better now. I'm taking care of myself.

Woman: Ms. Lane, it's not up to me to decide.

Justin: That's right. It's the judge.

Chloe: So, what, that's it? This is all the time I get? I just got here.

Justin: Small steps. Okay, you'll get more time next time. You just have to be patient.

Chloe: Okay. Ah. [Kisses] My sweet angel. Mommy loves you. Okay? And I promise, I'm gonna see you again soon. I promise.

Woman: Okay. Okay. Thank you.

Chloe: I love you.

Vivian: Maggie, look, I- I want to apologize to you for what I did. I was jealous and--violently jealous. I know that's no excuse, but...

Maggie: I'm not interested, Vivian.

Vivian: Well, let's face it. You had your sights set on Victor. I wasn't imagining that. But then I saw the two of you so happy together, and I thought, "why interfere with fate?" And now that I've moved on, I mean, the idea of coming between the two of you lovebirds, oh... have I pushed a button?

Javier: Oh. [Exclaims] What the hell'd you do that for, man? You said you wanted me to be honest.

Rafe: I don't want you ever to talk to me about Sami like that again. You hear me? Never again.

Javier: Fine. No more sex talk.

Rafe: Let's get to the why. Shall we? Why did Stefano and EJ put you up to this, hmm? Why go to all the trouble?

Javier: You can't figure that out?

Rafe: Humor me.

Javier: Okay. But it doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know. It's just... look, EJ, he wanted you to stay away from his kids for good. And none of it was supposed to take this long, but Sami was determined to love her man. You know? No matter what was thrown at her.

Rafe: Watch it. Then what?

Javier: Uhh. [Sniffs] Johnny.

Rafe: What about Johnny?

Javier: He's an awesome little dude, you know. He's smart, tough. I don't want to hurt your feelings over there, Mr. Sensitive, but he was definitely digging the new Rafe better than the old one.

Nicole: Well, Sydney, I did this for you. You're my heart, honey. And you always will be.

Lexie: You heard about Taylor?

EJ: [Sighs] She's gone? [Sighs] She give you any idea, any idea at all, as to where she was going?

Lexie: No. All she said was that she'd never come back to Salem.

EJ: [Sighs]

Vivian: Maggie. Maggie. If I've done something to upset you, I didn't mean to do that. This is gonna sound a little strange coming from me, but, if you have something you want to talk about, I'm happy to listen.

Maggie: I'm sure you would be so happy to listen, Vivian. If you even know the meaning of the word. But this is gonna shock you. You are the very last person I want to speak to right now or ever.

Vivian: Well, I've certainly stepped in it, haven't I? You're still seeing Victor, aren't you? Oh, well, there's my answer in the flesh.

Victor: Go away, Vivian. And stay away.

Vivian: I was just trying to tell Maggie that I was--

Victor: Get the hell out. Out! Go!

Justin: Chloe, I'm doing everything I can.

Chloe: It's not right to keep me away from him.

Adrienne: Which is why Justin is working on getting you permanent visitation rights.

Justin: As long as you behave responsibly and show that you're mentally stable, then I'm fairly certain that eventually I'll be able to get you partial custody of your son.

Brady: Hey.

Nicole: Hey. You okay?

Nicole: Yeah, I will be.

Brady: Yeah, you will. You always find a way. Taylor gave me her resignation, by the way. She's leaving Salem. I assume you're not upset because you're gonna miss her.

Nicole: Miss her. I don't think so.

Brady: Same old story with you, isn't it?

Nicole: Brady, please, not now.

Brady: No, I would--I would really like to know why you drive away everybody who's ever cared about you.

EJ: Leave me alone, please.

Stefano: What the hell did I do?

EJ: I said I would like to be alone, please.

Stefano: Well, we have business to discuss.

EJ: Screw business, all right?

Stefano: [Sighs] Do you think you could possibly find a way to stop feeling sorry for yourself, huh? And ask our fake Rafael to please leave town as politely as possible so that Taylor would be satisfied? Of course not. Because you're going crazy about this woman that you can't have.

EJ: I told you, I'd just like a little bit of time alone, please.

Stefano: And I'm telling you for the last time, Elvis, are you gonna handle this Rafael situation, or do I have to clean up your mess myself?

Javier: Look at you. You think I'm making it up. It's true. Ask Sami. Hell, ask anyone. Johnny worshipped me, man. What's with the silent treatment, bud, hmm? You ask me all these questions, but you don't want the answers, do you?

Rafe: Why don't you give me something that I can use, huh?

Javier: Or what? You gonna kill me? [Chuckles] I've been watching you. You don't have it in you.

Rafe: No? Keep testing me then. Go on. Keep testing me.

Quinn: You're wasting your time.

Chloe: What?

Quinn: Can't improve on perfection.

Chloe: Thank you.

Quinn: I was gonna grab a beer. Are you--everything all right?

Chloe: Yeah, I'm fine.

Quinn: I don't pretend to have a sixth sense, but I can tell you're upset.

Chloe: Thank you, Quinn. But really I'm okay.

Quinn: Just okay? [Inhales] Mm, well, I don't think that's gonna work for me.

Chloe: Sorry?

Quinn: A girl like you should feel a lot better than just okay. And if you stick with me, you will.

Vivian: Victor, you don't understand. I came here to apologize to--

Victor: Spare me the cut-rate fiction, Vivian. You're here to do what you always do--torment someone who doesn't deserve it.

Vivian: That is so incredibly cruel.

Victor: I saw you when I was leaving the pub. You and your idiot sidekick. You overheard my conversation with Caroline, didn't you?

Vivian: Maggie, I promise you I did not come here to rub anything in. Actually I came here to tell Maggie to completely ignore your behavior when you're around women because, let's face it, you're so fickle that nobody knows if you're on or off or whatever. I don't know.

Victor: You know nothing about me, Vivian.

Vivian: Oh! Ha!

Victor: And when it comes to you, it is always off. I never cared a whit for you, and I never will. Maggie, on the other hand, I will always care for very deeply.

Vivian: Oh, yeah, sure. If always means until you meet someone younger and more buxom who will worship the ground you walk on.

Victor: More buxom? [Laughter]

Vivian: I'm sorry this thing ever happened. Ah, god. I feel your pain.

Victor: [Chuckling]

Maggie: [Chuckling]

Nicole: You don't know what you're talking about, Brady. My sister doesn't give a damn about me.

Brady: So everything that happened with you and your sister, it was her fault? Right?

Nicole: Wow. She fooled you too, huh? Buying her sweetness and light routine. Well, that's okay. You know what, she fooled me too. My whole life. But the truth is, Taylor is not the sister she pretends to be. That self-involved bitch never gave a damn about me, no more than EJ did, no more than you did. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Brady: I was the man that loved you. I loved you.

Rafe: Think about it. Think. Why should I keep you alive? You don't talk, you're of no use to me at all, you know.

Javier: What do you really want to know? Hmm? How to be me? [Chuckles] You're gonna pretend you're me, try and get the DiMeras to incriminate themselves, and then use the hard evidence against 'em. Yeah. I'm good, aren't I? Why shouldn't I be? Spent way too much time in that head of yours. Well, I'll tell you something, bro. Not as easy as it looks. I had all kinds of tools. Tools that you don't have. In fact, you got nothing. Here's the thing you'll learn eventually, Rafe. It doesn't matter how much info I give you. There's only one me. And despite the fact that you and I have the same face, we are very different.

Rafe: Oh, I know. Believe me.

Javier: Yeah. You know what the main difference is? I'm a free thinker. I'm free, man. You're not. Which is why there's no way in hell you'll ever pull this off.

Stefano: [Sighs] Elvis, I know that you've had a hard day today. And one of the hardest is that our plan has spiraled out of control. And we've tried every way to get rid of our fake Rafael, but he's like a cockroach. He keeps coming back, you know, and the trouble is that every minute, every day that he spends in Salem is a risk to us.

EJ: Father, will you please just stop it for a second, all right? You don't need to convince me. I've already lost far too much. I'm not letting Hernandez take one more thing from me, you hear me, not one more thing.

Maggie: Thank you, Victor.

Victor: For what?

Maggie: Oh, getting rid of Vivian. I mean, evidently I didn't have the creativity to do it myself.

Victor: Well, I have more experience at driving the witch away. It takes a little finesse. Here.

Maggie: Oh, that casserole. You didn't have to bring the container back. I mean, it's not like I'm needing it very much. I'm not cooking very much lately.

Victor: What a shame.

Maggie: Yeah. Yeah, well, I'll get around to it again soon when...

Victor: When you have someone to cook for.

Maggie: Yeah. Mm-hmm, when that happens.

Victor: It will, I'm sure. Good-bye, Maggie. Take care of yourself.

Maggie: Bye, Victor.

[Door shuts]

Chloe: You're a good guy, Quinn.

Quinn: That's it. A good guy?

Chloe: Okay, you're sweet, charming, handsome.

Quinn: See, there we go. That's a bit better. Now how about that date? We can grab dinner, drink a little wine, maybe take a moonlight drive, listen to Neil young. It'll be fun. No drama. You have my word.

Chloe: I don't know.

Quinn: Oh, come on, don't make me beg. It's just a date.

Chloe: You know what? It's not a bad idea. I like being around you. You're a positive person. Kind of cheers me up when I see you smile.

Quinn: So that's a yes?

Chloe: Yeah, why not? Let's do it.

Brady: You have the nerve to tell me that I didn't care about you. I cared about you so much I couldn't even see straight. But it's better. It's better now that you're away from me because now I don't have to deal with your two-faced crap, and neither does your sister now. Getting away from you is the best thing she could do.

Nicole: Brady, you never used to be cruel.

Brady: Or so honest.

Nicole: Well, I didn't ask for your honesty. I didn't ask for any of this.

Brady: Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You made your bed with EJ. You lie in that bed with EJ. If you're miserable and lonely, Nicole, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

Javier: Don't kid yourself, babe. It takes a certain kind of man to pull off what I did.

Rafe: A certain kind of lowlife.

Javier: You can see it, though, can't you? I'm an American original. But you...[Chuckles] Look at you. You're a dime a dozen. One of those cookie-cutter hero types. Straight as a yardstick. Still believes the system works. You'd never be able to pretend you're me and pull it off. No matter how smart you think you are, DiMeras gonna smell you coming a mile away. And when they do... you're a dead man. [Laughs]

Stefano: [Sighs]

EJ: What's this?

Stefano: A phone number. The best cleaner money can buy. World-renowned. To make problems disappear. Now he's coming back from china in a couple of days. You can contact him then. [Sighs] I'm glad you came back to your senses, Elvis.

EJ: It's the only option we have available.

Stefano: Now obviously because Rafael Hernandez, quote-unquote, is a police officer, things are going to be a little more difficult.

EJ: Whatever it takes. Okay? Whatever it takes. This is personal. Everything that is going wrong in my life can be attributed to this one man and this man alone.

Stefano: Good.

Taylor: Are you the reason that Arianna Hernandez is dead? Look at me, EJ. EJ. Look at me. Oh, my god.

EJ: That bastard ruined my life. I'm gonna kill him myself. So what do you think? Father, I want this over.

Nicole: Oh, my god, what are you doing back in town?

Jennifer: To tonight.

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