Days Transcript Wednesday 11/17/04

Days of Our Lives Transcript Wednesday 11/17/04 - Canada; Thursday 11/18/04 - U.S.A.


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Doug: Wow.

Doug: If virtue accompanies beauty, it is the heart's paradise.

Julie: Darling, thank you.

Doug: Wow.

Julie: Mm. Mm. Oh, sweetie, you look so gorgeous.

Doug: Well, I've been planning this night since the moment I landed on that stupid island without you.

Julie: Well, tell me the plan.

Doug: Champagne and caviar at the Salem Inn.

Julie: Wonderful.

Doug: Main course at the Penthouse Grill.

Julie: Oh, great.

Doug: Drinks and dancing at The Blue Note.

Julie: Oh, lovely.

Doug: And then we are going to feel so great.

Julie: We're going to feel so good.

[Telephone rings]

Julie: Hold that thought. Ha ha ha ha.


Julie: Hello.

Maggie: Hi, Julie.

Julie: Oh, Maggie, darling. How's it going over there?

Maggie: Oh, gee, how do I answer that? Uh, I feel like a stranger in my own house.

Julie: Well, I don't know when my Uncle Mickey is going to come to his senses and realize you're the wife he wants.

Maggie: Well, I wish I knew when. Ha ha. Have you told Alice that Mickey is married to Bonnie?

Julie: Oh, n-no, Maggie, no. I-I'm hoping that, uh, it'll all be annulled before Alice even finds out.

Maggie: Well, you know how no one can keep a secret from Alice for very long, and I'm going to tell you, this nightmare is beginning to feel more permanent by the hour.

Julie: Maggie, why do you say that?

Maggie: Oh -- ha. Let me see, where do I start? Apparently, number one, Bonnie has done a little renovating to my restaurant, and Mickey wants to take me over and show it to me.

Bonnie: Wait. Stop.

Mickey: What?

Bonnie: Don't move.

Mickey: What?

Bonnie: You missed a splotch of shaving cream right... here.

Mickey: Ha ha ha ha. Bonnie, stop. Ha ha. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Maggie: I'm all ready to --

Mickey: Ha ha ha ha ha. Ooh.

Maggie: Off of my husband, you bitch.

Bo: And I thought I was going to take you to lunch this afternoon.

Hope: Our first day back in the real world, and we spend it in bed.

Bo: Can't think of a better way to spend it, can you?

Hope: Absolutely not.

Bo: We deserve this.

Hope: Mm-hmm. Zack's going to be waking up from his nap soon.

Bo: Oh, no. Back to the real world for real.

Hope: Back to the real world.

Bo: All right.

Hope: Okay, I'll take a shower, and then we'll order in some Chinese food. Does -- does that sound good?

Bo: Mm-hmm.

Hope: Really?

Bo: Sounds great.

Hope: You know what? I hate to mention the mountain of mail we need to go

through, but there's a lot of bills that -- you know, you would think that being presumed dead would have stopped the mail from coming.

Bo: Hmm?

Hope: Are you listening to me?

Bo: Just thinking how lucky we are. Jen, John -- the hell their families are going through right now.

Hope: I know.

Bo: I'm worried about Sami the most.

Hope: So am I.

Bo: She's been through a lot. I kind of feel responsible.

Hope: What? Tony set all this up. He framed Marlena for all those so-called murders, Bo. He was going to get her on that island one way or the other no matter what you did.

Bo: Marlena was innocent. I sent a sniper to kill her. Sami said some out-there things, but she was right about that.

Hope: Stop, stop, stop right there, okay? You revoked that order. Besides, that's not what killed Marlena. You didn't cause a volcano or the tidal wave, and I know some part of Sami has to understand that.

Bo: Yeah, well, for ma and Roman's sake, I got to go see her. Their worst fear was that Sami would end up living her life alone.

Hope: Thank God she's not alone. Thank God she has Lucas in her life.

Sami: Wait a second, Lucas. Um... I-I don't know if I'm in the mood for this. I think I'd rather just go home and take a bath and look at my old photo albums.

Lucas: That's exactly what you don't need to do. I mean, the bath part, yeah, we could work that out later, just the two of us.

Sami: Lucas.

Lucas: But don't look at that photo album, Sami. It's just going to upset you.

Sami: I think I have a right to be upset. My parents just died -- again, twice in one year.

Lucas: I know. I-I don't pretend to understand what you're going through. I really don't, but... don't you think you've been grieving a little too much? Kind of wallowing in it? I don't think your parents would want that, do you?

Sami: No.

Lucas: That's why I'm going to take you to dinner, get your mind off things, okay? We'll spend some great time together, just you and I alone.

Sami: Lucas, I don't know if I can think about anything else.

Lucas: Baby, you got to eat. You got to take care of yourself, right?

Sami: I'm sorry for everything I put you through today with your mom and everything. Thank you for always being there for me.

Lucas: There is nowhere I'd rather be. Now there's no mom, there's no Brandon. Just you and me, so what do you say?

Lexie: Brandon.

Brandon: Hey, Lexie. How's Abe?

Lexie: Well, um, I just called him. He's arrived at the clinic. They've run a battery of tests, and he seems to be doing okay.

Brandon: Good. Glad to hear his spirits are up.

Lexie: Yeah.

Brandon: I can't even imagine what it would be like to lose your eyesight.

Lexie: I know.

Man: Excuse me. Something to drink?

Lexie: Uh, orange juice, please?

Brandon: Draft beer for me, please.

Man: Thanks.

Brandon: Thank you. Uh, please, sit down.

Lexie: Okay.

Brandon: Ahem.

Lexie: Ahem.

Brandon: So, I, uh, ran into Samantha again today at the hospital.

Lexie: Why am I not surprised? Is she stalking you? Because I can ask Judge Fitzpatrick to issue a restraining order.

Brandon: No, it was nothing like that. She just found out about her parents. She was hysterical.

Lexie: Oh. And I'll bet she just ran right into your sympathetic arms for comfort.

Brandon: Yeah, she did, and I'm glad.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.

Bo: Hey, Zack is building a tower with his favorite blocks, and I just put in an order to Mrs. Wong.

Hope: I like spending the night in.

Bo: Mm-hmm.

[Telephone rings]

Hope: Ooh.

Bo: Hey, no, no, no, no.

Hope: No, no, no, no -- aah! Hello? Ha ha.

Julie: Hope?

Hope: Hey, Julie. What's going on? Is everything okay?

Julie: Well, not everything is okay. I, uh... I have some disturbing news about your Uncle Mickey.

Hope: Are you kidding me? He did what?

Mickey: Maggie, Maggie! Maggie, this is not what you think.

Maggie: Hello? That -- that creature was kissing you in our house. Wipe off your mouth.

Mickey: Oh, I'm sorry.

Bonnie: We've done a lot more than that, haven't we, Mickey?

Mickey: Bonnie, please.

Maggie: When are you going to grasp this, Bonnie? Mickey is my husband. I married him first.

Bonnie: And legally, you're dead.

Maggie: Mickey and I took vows.

Bonnie: Vows that said "till death do us part," and you parted.

Mickey: Ladies, please. Maggie, I am so sorry. It was wrong of me to -- to kiss Bonnie in your presence, but she took me by surprise. Bonnie, never let it happen again. You see, I'm just trying to work this out the best way possible, and I don't want to hurt either one of you.

Maggie: Mickey, that's not possible. You know that.

Mickey: Maggie, for over a year, you were dead to me, and I just need time to sort this out.

Maggie: Time? Mickey, how many years were we married? Why is it that you need time to sort out who you would rather be with? Oh. I'm going to the car.

Bonnie: I'm so sorry. It's because of me that you're in this mess. In fact... maybe the best thing to do is have the marriage annulled after all.

Mickey: Well, I -- I think that might be for the best.

Bonnie: Is that what you want, sugar? To throw away everything we have?

Mickey: You see, that's -- that's what makes this so hard. I-I love Maggie with all my heart, but I also love you. Oh, God, who'd have thought at my age, I would be facing this predicament?

Bonnie: You know what? I should go. It would make everything easier.

Mickey: No, listen -- listen to me. I know what I am doing is wrong, but if you'll just let me sort out my heart... I don't want you to go anywhere until then. And if you'll just bear with me...

Bonnie: You take all the time you need, dumpling.

Mickey: All right. So let's go show off at Alice’s, huh? Ha ha ha ha. There you go.

Bonnie: Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Bo: Mickey got married? Aw, man, that's got to be the worst timing in the world.

Hope: I knew that Uncle Mickey and Bonnie were getting close. I just didn't realize how close.

Bo: Bonnie?

Hope: Yes, Bonnie.

Bo: His housekeeper?

Hope: His housekeeper.

Bo: You know, he must have been out of his mind with grief, but now that Maggie’s back, I'm sure that things will work themselves out.

Hope: We've been there before, haven't we?

Bo: He'll make the right decision in the end.

Hope: Well, Bo, Maggie is now on her way over to see Alice’s bar for the first time. She probably still thinks that it's Tuscany’s.

Bo: I'd like to be a fly on the wall there tonight.

Hope: Well, funny you should mention that.

Bo: What?

Hope: Because Julie thought that it would be a really good idea if Maggie could get as much support as she possibly can from her family tonight, and, well, Julie doesn't feel that she's welcome there, so she asked me if I would go, and I just don't want to go without you, so...

Bo: Mm...

Hope: Could you go with me, please?

Bo: That's why you're all dressed up.

[Knock on door]

Hope: Oh. They're here.

Bo: Who's here?

Hope: The door's open. You'll see, you'll see.

Julie: Hello, hello.

Hope: Hey!

Bo: What are you guys doing here?

Hope: Well, they're going to watch -- they're going to baby-sit Zack while we go to Alice’s.

Bo: Oh. Oh, okay.

Hope: Yeah.

Bo: You didn't have to get so dressed up for Zack.

Doug: Well, I want to make a good impression on my grandson, don't I?

Bo: Okay.

Hope: I'm so sorry. I had -- I never would have asked you to baby-sit Zack if you two were going out. Why didn't you say something?

Doug: Oh, honey, honey...

Hope: Yes, daddy.

Doug: After what we've all been through, I mean, I'm just happy to be alive.

Hope: Oh, daddy.

Doug: Yes. It's true, we were planning on going out on the town, having a romantic evening, but if you and Bo need help, hey, fine, we'd just rather stay right here and have a nice quiet night at home with our grandson.

Hope: Daddy, thank you. I love you so much.

Julie: You're welcome, darling.

Hope: Thank you. And you know what? We're treating you to dinner.

Julie: Oh.

Hope: Chinese takeout from Mrs. Wong’s.

Julie: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Hope: Just to change the subject for one second here, is Uncle Mickey really serious about Bonnie?

Julie: He's married her.

Hope: But why?

Julie: She has had her octopus tentacles sucking up to him for months. I have tried to pry them away. I failed. She has got that man in a death grip now.

Doug: Uh, look, maybe, uh, the island didn't kill Maggie, but when she sees what her Tuscany looks like, that might just do it.

Hope: Oh, boy.

Lexie: Brandon, you know, I-I really don't like the sound of this. How could you comfort Sami? Don't you see? She's playing a game with you. She wants your

sympathy, she wants you to care. Evidently, she's winning.

Brandon: Lexie, when I ran into her, she was a wreck. She's lost her parents twice in one year. She wasn't pretending. She was in terrible pain.

Lexie: Oh, yeah, Sami does pain very well.

Brandon: Come on, Lex. I think part of her feels that the only people who ever really cared about her are Roman and Marlena.

Lexie: Okay. Believe me, if it were any other person on the planet, I would have tremendous sympathy for them. But Sami Brady is as resilient as a cockroach. The only pain she was feeling was for herself. She's going to use this as an inroad to you, and then she's going to eat you for lunch.

Sami: Ha ha. You know what, Lucas? Um, I think you're right. I'm glad that we decided to come out here tonight. We're going to have a good time, though I don't know if I'm really in the mood for, you know, the mechanical bull or line dancing or anything.

Lucas: All right, honey, we can leave whenever you want, okay?

Sami: You know what? This is fine. Let's just stay here and -- and grab a bite. I think it'll be great.

Billie: Oh, mom, mom, I am so sorry. I had no idea the I.S.A. told you I was killed in the line of duty.

Kate: Honey, when I found out you were still alive, I couldn't stop crying. I didn't even know you were on that damn island. This is -- this is too good to be true, and now you are back in Salem, back where you belong.

Billie: Okay, mom. Just don't get too excited, all right? One thing at a time.

Eugenia: Can I get you something to drink?

Billie: Oh, uh, club soda, please.

Kate: Eugenia, I'd like you to meet my daughter Billie. Billie, this is Eugenia, my, um, good friend.

Billie: Oh. Hello. It's nice to meet you.

Eugenia: It's nice to meet you, too. I'll -- I'll get your drink, and I'll let you two get reacquainted. And remember, think this through.

Billie: Uh, what's this -- you're telling your troubles to a bartender now?

Kate: Well, actually, Eugenia’s the hostess. The bartender's on a break. And she's also a future employee of Basic Black.

Billie: Oh. Well, whatever she was talking to you about sounded very serious. So tell me, mother -- whose demise are you planning now?

Sami: Mine.

Mr. Magoo: The ancient game. Lining up the putt.

Julie: Ha ha ha ha.

Mr. Magoo: Waldo, my boy, come join your uncle...

Doug: Isn't this nice? I will forever appreciate the simple things in life.

Julie: Yeah. Although I wouldn't mind being over at Alice’s for five minutes, just to see the fireworks between Bonnie and Maggie.

Doug: Honey, not tonight.

Julie: I just hope Maggie’s going to waylay that grifter Bonnie once and for all. You know, I had her number from the get-go. I'm just so sorry, so very sorry I couldn't stop Uncle Mickey before he and Bonnie... you know...

Doug: Got married?

Julie: No, uh...

[Whispers] Push-push.

Doug: Oh. Yeah, right. Who knew he had it in him, right? Do you have any idea how proud I am of you, my love?

Julie: Why is that? I mean, I-I didn't help. Bonnie still got Mickey.

Doug: Yeah, but you tried. You fought to protect your family. If Tom Horton could have watched you in action, man, your grandfather would have been so proud of you.

Julie: Ooh. Hello, little darling. Hello, little sweetie-pie.

Doug: Ha ha ha.

Julie: Ha ha ha ha ha.

Brandon: Samantha is committed to Lucas. Besides, there's no way I'm going down that road again.

Lexie: Hmm. You once told me that Sami Brady was your soul mate, that no one understood you better than she did.

Brandon: That was in the past, Lexie. I mean, come on. I've let her go. Why can't you let go of this?

Lexie: I don't know, Brandon. You may be telling yourself that Sami’s in the past, but I'm betting your heart is saying something completely different.

Kate: My stepdaughter is accusing me of trying to break up her relationship with your half-brother.

Billie: I'm -- I'm sorry. My -- what? Who?

Sami: She means me and Lucas. Hi, billie. It's good to see you. Yeah, she is doing everything she can to keep me away from her son. And I don't care what Belle says. I know that you chose Brandon’s charity to bring him back to Salem.

Kate: This conversation is really getting old.

Lucas: I agree.

Billie: Lucas.

Lucas: Billie.

Billie: Hey. Oh.

Lucas: Look at you. I am so glad you're okay. It's great to see you.

Billie: It's good to see you, too.

Lucas: Jungle life didn't hurt you any.

Billie: Ha ha ha ha.

Lucas: You look great.

Billie: Thanks.

Lucas: So how long are you in town for?

Billie: Oh, uh, not too long.

Lucas: I'll let you have your time with mom now, and we'll get together later or something, all right?

Billie: Okay.

Lucas: Uh, I got a table for us. You ready to sit down?

Sami: Yeah, okay.

Lucas: See ya.

Billie: See ya. Okay. Well, I bet you're just thrilled that Lucas is engaged to Sami.

Kate: Yeah, right. Do you remember what she did to your brother Austin? She just deserves to --

Billie: Okay, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, calm down, okay? You need to let this go. If Lucas wants to marry Sami, you should give them your blessing and just chill out.

Kate: Chill out? How am I supposed to do that? I want my children to be happy, sweetie, and a life with Sami is not going to make Lucas happy, just like a life without Bo is not going to make you happy.

Maggie: What the hell is that? Oh.

[Country music playing]

Eugenia: Hi there. Welcome to Alice’s. Do you have a reservation?

Bonnie: Ha ha. Wait till you see what I've done with the place. You're just going to love it.

Maggie: Aah!

Bonnie: I knew she'd love it.

Mickey: Maggie. Maggie.

Bo: Get her a glass of water.

Eugenia: I only asked her if she had a reservation.

Hope: Trust me, she's got reservations. Please get her some water.

Bonnie: She used to own this place when it used to be called Tuscany. She loves what we did with the place. In fact, she loves it so much she fainted.

Lexie: I heard someone fainted.

Hope: Oh, Lexie, thank goodness you're here.

Lexie: Maggie. Let me see you. Oh, her pulse is racing. Did something upset her?

Bo: Well, I think seeing her beautiful elegant restaurant turned into a honky-tonk bar might have done it.

Hope: How could you do this to her?

Julie: That's good. Darling, the water for the tea is on the stove.

Doug: Got it.

Julie: I wonder what they ordered for us.

Doug: It all smells so good.

Julie: Yeah.

Doug: So do you. Give me a kiss.

[Kettle whistling]

Julie: Hold that thought.

Doug: Okay, I will pour the tea.

Julie: Sweetie pie, we have noodles for you. Mmm. Don't these look good? Go on, dig in. I know you like 'em.

Doug: Here we come.

Julie: Thank you, darling. Well...

Julie: Now that Zack is engrossed in the noodles, how 'bout that kiss?

Doug: You know, sitting here in my tuxedo with my gorgeous wife and my adorable grandson, I mean, this is it. Aren't you glad that we never ended up with the Penthouse Grill?

Julie: Shut up and kiss me.

Julie: Oh!

Doug: Oh.

Julie: Zack, darling, it is not polite to throw food. Who ever taught you to throw food?

Julie: Food fight! Food fight!

Sami: So, my old cohort. Still in cahoots with Kate Roberts, are we?

Eugenia: Are you serious? The only thing that I know about Kate Roberts is that she loves her children, and she can't stand you.

Sami: Tell me something I don't know.

Eugenia: All right, how 'bout this? When I was fired from the lab at the University Hospital, I got a job at the Salem P.D. Lab until someone found out that I was the person who facilitated Sami Brady’s switching of Theo Carver's paternity test results. I was unemployed for six months until I found a job as a coat check girl at the Penthouse Grill, and then as a grinder at the Salem Sausage Factory. And then after I couldn't stand the stench of that chopped-up chicken feed a single second more, I got a job here at this place. Do you know how disappointed my parents are that after six years of college, it has all gone to waste. And it's all because of you, Sami.

Sami: I never meant for you to lose your job.

Eugenia: Yeah. Well, sorry just isn't good enough 'cause somehow, someway, you're gonna pay. How much more can I pay?

Bonnie: You feeling okay, Mags? Of course, you are. Of course, she is. How 'bout some chili? It'll perk you right up.

Lexie: Okay, Bonnie, step back. Listen, I really think we should get you to the hospital for observation, okay?

Maggie: I've had enough observation for one night. Look at my beautiful Tuscany. I can't believe the restaurant that I built with my blood, sweat, and tears would turn into something that looked like a honky-tonk brothel.

Lexie: All right, step back. Give her some space. Here, here. Drink this. Drink this. Take a swallow, okay? I need you to relax. Good, good, good. Aw, Maggie, it is so good to see you. Listen, I think you're going to be just fine, okay?

Maggie: I don't know about that.

Lexie: Listen, you try to stay calm. Please try to stay calm. I'll be back to check on you in a little bit, okay?

Maggie: Okay.

Lexie: All right.

Hope: Lexie, thank you. Maggie, we can take you home if you'd like.

Maggie: I'm not going anywhere.

Mickey: Maggie, I, um, I am so sorry. I-I-I should have realized what a shock this would be to you.

Bonnie: I think I'm needed at the bar. You wanna come with and get the rest of the tour?

Maggie: I don't think anyone wants to see me at a bar right now.

Bonnie: Oh. Um, Mickey, um, I need your help for a minute.

Maggie: Just go.

Mickey: I'll, um, I'll be right back, sweetheart.

Maggie: Oh, am I dreaming all of this? My whole life is gone, Hope. Everything that ever mattered to me is gone.

Hope: I'm so sorry.

Kate: You need to reconsider leaving Salem. Your life is here.

Billie: Mom, if you're implying that my life is here with Bo, you're wrong. We've been down that road way too many times. In fact, the last time I came back, even you admitted that trying to push me and Bo back together would be a big mistake.

Kate: Honey, he's the reason you left Salem. He's the reason you joined the I.S.A. He's the reason that I had to sit and hear that you were killed. I don't wanna lose you again.

Billie: I am so sorry for what you went through, but that will not happen again.

Kate: Really? Oh, really? That's a very dangerous job, Billie. And I just lost my husband, I just lost Cassie. All I am asking is for you to stay a while.

Billie: Mom, this is not about me leaving you. It's just too hard for me to be here. And besides, Hope doesn't want me around. And you know what? I don't blame her.

Kate: Well, if Hope doesn't want you around, it's because she thinks you're a threat. She knows the power that you have over Bo. If she doesn't want you in this city, it's because she's jealous that you could take her man away.

Billie: That is not gonna happen, okay? I refuse to do that. I'm not a home wrecker. Bo and Hope share two sons.

Kate: Yes, and you share a daughter with Bo. And if Georgia was still alive, wouldn't she want you to be happy? Wouldn't she want you to be with her father?

Sami: We have to stop meeting like this. You must think I'm really a mess.

Brandon: Samantha, you just lost your parents. You're certainly entitled to cry.

Sami: Yeah, well, on top of that, I just kinda had a confrontation with Eugenia.

Brandon: Eugenia? She's still around, huh?

Sami: Yeah. Well, it's because of what I did to you and Lexie that she lost her job.

Brandon: Yeah, well, I guess it would be pretty hard for her to get past that.

Sami: Just like you couldn't get past it.

Brandon: Hey, I don't want you to think that.

Sami: What?

Brandon: We weren't meant to be together, and what happened is all in the past. I mean, I think we've both moved on, don't you?

Sami: Are you saying that you've really forgiven me?

Brandon: Yes. I have.

Sami: But it means so much to me that you could forgive me. I mean, besides you and Lucas, no one else has ever had any faith in me.

Lexie: You know what? If you ask me, you're both crazy.

Brandon: Lexie, come on.

Lexie: Look, I'm not trying to start anything, okay? I just wanted to let you know I'm going to see Abe.

Brandon: I'll walk you out. Samantha. Lucas.

Lucas: Brandon. So I guess you and Brandon made up, huh?

Sami: Yeah, yeah. And I'm really happy about it.

Lucas: Yeah, I know. I can see that. I'm proud of you. In AA, they tell us it's important to make verbal restitution to those we've wronged.

Sami: Well, in that case, I can't marry you.

Patrick: Mom. Mom.

Bonnie: Oh, Patrick! Oh, my gosh! I'm so happy you're all right!

Patrick: I know, I know they told you my plane went down in the Caribbean. I mean, I've been trying to get a hold of you. Where have you been?

Bonnie: Oh, where have I been? You should have tried calling Mickey Horton’s house. Where have I been? Take a look at this. Name's Lockhart no more. It's Mrs. Mickey Horton.

Patrick: I don't believe this. Does Mimi know?

Bonnie: Oh, she knows we got engaged. But this all just happened tonight. As soon as I can, I'm ditching that habitat house, and Connor and Max the dog are moving in with me to 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Patrick: Are you aware that I just spent the last few weeks with the former Mrs. Horton, Mrs. Maggie Horton? She's very much alive, mom.

Bonnie: I know. We're, um, we're trying to work out that little detail. Yeah, stray dog Maggie found her way home. Unfortunately for her, the owner found a new, younger purebred.

Patrick: Mom, Mickey and Maggie were married forever, okay? Their love is legend in this town.

Bonnie: Well, then it's time this town had a new legend. Mickey Horton is the man I love. He's the only man who's ever treated me with respect. And the feeling is not a one way street. He fell in love with me, too. Now, I don't wanna lose him. Oh, baby. We have so much to celebrate! I got me a new husband, and my son is back from the dead. I'm gonna get you a drink.

Billie: Hey, Lockhart, this one's on me.

Doug: Zack went out like a light. Of course, I had to scrub him down from head to toe.

Julie: Yeah.

Doug: What's this?

Julie: What do you think?

Doug: Oh, plum sauce. How'd you get that in your hair?

Julie: Just guess.

Doug: Zack got ya, that's how. I didn't throw plum sauce.

Julie: Oh, of course not. Yes, how Julie got moo shu porked.

Doug: That's right. You know this hasn't been remotely resembling what I had in mind as our coming home date. But it has been memorable.

Julie: It has, indeed.

Doug: Would you like a future -- a fortune?

Julie: Oh.

Doug: What'd you do that for?

Julie: Because as long as I have you in front of me, my darling, I have all the good fortune I'll ever need.

Doug: Hear, hear.

Lucas: What do you mean, you can't marry me?

Sami: Not until I apologize for the sins of my past. Lucas, I know I've said it before, but I have to make sure that you really understand how sorry I am for all the horrible things -- all the rotten things I ever did to you.

Lucas: Sami, I've done horrible things, too. I mean, I regret it as much as you. Okay, so, now can we get married?

Sami: Lucas, I'm so glad that we are gonna get married and start fresh. And nobody, especially not your mother, is gonna be able to ruin our chance of happiness now.

Brandon: Well, that doesn't look good.

Kate: If Brandon hugging Sami doesn't break up Lucas and Sami, then I have to find something that will.

[Country music plays]

Bo: Well, you wanna dance?

Hope: I would love to.

Billie: What is this?

Bonnie: It's that new line dance. When the music changes, you switch partners with the person opposite, and then that person is your soul mate for life. And I'm gonna show Maggie Horton exactly who my husband should be with. Dance with me, dumpling?

Mickey: Why, of course. But you're gonna have to walk me through the whole thing.

Billie: Well, shall we give it a whirl?

Patrick: Sure, why not?

Bonnie: Switch partners.

Bonnie: See, sugar. We were meant to be together.

Patrick: You don't seem jealous that your husband is dancing with his ex?

Hope: No. I know she loves him, but she's not gonna come between us. Bo and I belong together, Patrick. We share a common bond of children and family. She doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Bo: I thought we already said our goodbyes.

Billie: Yeah, me, too.

Bo: Yet here you are. Are you having second thoughts about leaving Salem and your family?

Billie: No. Something I have to do.

Kate: I've got it. I know exactly what I have to do to break up Sami and Lucas.

Sami: I would like to invite everyone to attend our wedding.

Brandon: So, does this mean that I'm invited?

Shawn-D: I wouldn't even ask, but it's a favor to Aunt Maggie.

Belle: Well, then, I guess I can't say no.

Jan: If you have a plan to take out the big guns, now would be the time to do it.

Hope: Shawn and Belle are gonna end up with the wrong people, and they're gonna be miserable.

John: What the hell are you doing here?

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