Days of Our Lives Transcript Monday 5/26/03--Canada; 5/27/03--USA
Bo: Hey, thanks, carl.
Carlos: No problem.
Bo: Mmm. My tacos never taste this good.
Carlos: It's my mother's secret ingredient.
Bo: Why don't you go have a seat, see how she feels?
Carlos: Oh, man... this bike is great! Oh, wow.
Bo: You know what? After I find the guy I'm looking for, maybe I'll take you for a spin.
Carlos: Oh, man, I can't believe it.
Carlos: Are you for real?
Bo: Yeah. For real.
Vin: Hey, you don't speak spanish? You've lived here your whole life. Hey, you.
[ People murmuring ]
Barry: And here it is, the moment we've all been waiting for -- jack and jennifer's wedding, coming to you live from salem's beautiful penthouse grill.
[ "The wedding march" playing ]
Maggie: Here we go.
Barry: Jennifer's very close to her beloved grandmother alice horton.
Jack: I knew this would be worth waiting for. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Carlos: Can I help you?
Vin: Can you help me? Can you help me? Yeah. Why don't you go get me a couple of 6-packs? I'm not talking about this mexican crap, all right? I want american beer.
Carlos: It's right here. Show me what you want.
Man: I'm going back to del rio, get me a game going.
Man #2: Good idea. Vin, you got your beer?
Carlos: Those men -- they're bad people.
Bo: Yeah. I know.
Carlos: Like the dealers that killed my dad.
Bo: Mr. American beer there. That's the man I'm looking for. Vin ramsell. He's going down. Today.
Barry on tv: This day is all about romance and true love.
Cassie: Ugh. Blah, blah, blah.
[ Turns volume down ]
Mimi: You're still upset about the dna thing, aren't you? Did you find out if the results were a mistake? Is it really possible that belle isn't your half-sister?
Rex: Yeah, well, it looks that way. But, to be sure, I sent a sample of my dna and marlena's to an outside lab.
Mimi: And that'll prove...
Rex: Well, it could be that belle and I don't share a parent at all.
Mimi: Poor baby. When will you find out?
Rex: The susults should be here any minute.
[ Doorbell rings ]
Tony: Oh, no, no, I'll get it.
Man: Got a delivery for this address.
Tony: Oh, thank you. Where do I sign?
Man: Right here.
Tony: Very well. Thanks very much.
Tony: Hmm. No return address.
Man: Maybe when this is over, we could go someplace and be alone?
Cassie: Shh. I want to hear this part.
Man: Jennifer, jack, abigail... we are here to share in your joy on this long-awaited day, as you reaffirm your love for each other and reunite your family in the sight of god. If I were to list all the obstacles this man and woman had to overcome to be here at this moment, it would be entertaining...
Man: But we'd be here all day.
Man: So without further ado, let us get right to the exchange of vows. Jennifer, jack, are you ready?
Barry: Jack. Jack.
Mickey: Now, come on, jack. R children to behappy and healthy,
Mickey: Come on, jack, what are you saying?
Barry: I'm sure everything's fine. It's probably just --
Jack: All right, please, please, please! Don't have a heart attack, anybody. I am ready to marry jennifer. I've been ready and willing long before I was worthy of the honor. I just -- I just wanted to read something before we continue with the ceremony, if that's all right. Ahem. Tell me if this sounds familiar. "Now we will feel no rain, for each of us will be shelter to the other. Now we will feel no cold, for each of us will be warmth to the other. Now there will be no loneliness."
Jennifer and jack: "We are two bodies, but there is one life before us, and one home."
Jack: You see, this is -- this is a poem that jennifer -- jennifer read at our first wedding ceremony and, uh... if it's all right with her, I'd like to continue now. It meant a lot to us then as a couple, and I think now, after all these years, it means a whole lot more. So... "when evening falls, I'll look up, and there you'll be. I'll take your hand, you'll take mine, and we'll turn together to look at the road we traveled to reach this -- the hour of our happiness. It stretches behind us, even as the future lies ahead -- a long and winding road whose every turning means discovery... old hopes, new laughter, shared tears. The adventure has just begun."
Jack: All right, well, that concludes the nostalgic part of our ceremony.
[ Laughter ]
Jennifer: Thank you.
Jack: We'd like to continue
Man: Now can we say our vows, jack?
Mimi: Rex, is that the envelope you've been waiting for?
Tony: Oh, is this yours?
Rex: Yeah. Thanks. It's more research material for my independent study.
Ton o oh -- my son's accelerated dash through the university system. Ha ha. Well, I'll leave you to your work.
Mimi: I wish I had paid more attention in biology class. What does it say?
Rex: I didn't make a mistake. The test results confirm it. Marlena isn't my mother.
Jack: Jennifer, I promise to love you -- for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others. Only death can part us now.
Bo: Hey. I heard vin's back.
Bo: Still need that job. Where can I find him?
Jasper: He's upstairs, sacked out. Doesn't want to see anybody.
Bo: Aw, he'll see me. Which room is he in?
Jasper: Room 212. But, uh, you're asking for trouble. Vin gets riled pretty easy.
Bo: I heard he's a pussycat.
Bo: Damn it!
Jasper: Hey! You can't just bust open doors in my hotel.
Bo: Wait a minute! Hold on! Hey, I thought I heard someone screaming for help in here. Ooh!
Jasper: Come on, come on, let's get him out of here.
Bo: Wait a minute! I'm not -- I didn't do anything wrong!
Jasper: Come on, big guy.
Mimi: I wish I could say I understand, but I just don'T.
Rex: Yeah, I don't either.
Mimi: The test compared your dna to belle's mom'S.
Rex: Yeah, and the results prove marlena's not my mother.
Mimi: How can that be?
Rex: Well, I mean, there are several possible scenarios. Didn't really give any thought to any of 'em. I just figured the test would confirm what I already knew to be true -- that tony and marlena were my parents -- but now, I d't't know who I am at all, or what will happen to me.
Mimi: You can't give up. You've got to move on to the next step, whatever that is.
Rex: If there's an answer, I'll find it through science. I have to run a test on tony's dna now.
Mimi: Doggone it, I am so sorry I messed up that sample we got from him at tuscany.
Rex: That wasn't your fault
Mimi: Well, still, you've got to get a dna sample now.
Rex: This time I want a blood sample. I want to know beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Mimi: Blood. What are you gonna do, go up to tony with a knife?
Rex: That's not a bad idea.
Jack: Jennifer... I give you this ring in token and pledge of our constant and abiding love.
Jennifer: Oh! Ha ha. Thanks, sweetie. Jack, I -- I give you this ring in token and pledge of...
Abby: I'll help you, mommy.
Jennifer: You will? Okay. Thank you, baby.
[ Laughter ]
Jennifer: Um, of our constant and abiding love.
Abby: ...Constant and abiding veve.
Jennifer: Thank you, baby.
Jack: Well, our daughter's been lobbying very heavily for this wedding.
Jennifer: Yes. Ha ha ha! You can help me, sweetie, if you'd like. Here we go.
Abby: Are you married yet?
Man: Just a few more seconds, abby. Now that jack and jennifer, with loving assistance from abigail, have given themselves to each other by solemn vows, with the joining of hands and the giving and receiving of rings, it is my honor and privilege to pronounce them husband and wife in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Those whom god has joined, let no one separate. Now.
Abby: Daddy, you may kiss the bride.
[ Applause ]
Jasper: Get the hell out of here, and don't you come back!
Bo: Wait a minute! Hey, look, I wasn't trying to destroy any property. I heard someone screaming for help behind that door. That's why I busted it down.
Jasper: Oh, yeah, that's a good excuse. You're a damn dog of a liar. Well, get your lame ass out of here, and don't you come back. Get him out of here.
Bo: Let go -- come on!
Man: Move it.
Jasper: Drinks are on me.
Bo: Ow. Lame-ass dog of a -- what'd he call me?
Jack: Thanks to everybody at home for joining us and rooting for us.
Jennifer: Yes, your cards and your e-mails were so supportive, and, uh, with everything that's going on in the world right now, we just thought it would be a really great time for a wedding, so thank you for joining us.
Jack: We're glad you were able to share it with us. Thanks to barry and the crew.
Barry: Can I talk the two of you into dancing your first dance as a remarried couple for the cameras as we say goodbye to our viewers at home?
Jennifer: Yeah. Yeah, I would love to.
Barry: Thank you for joining us today for the wedding of america's newest favorite talk show hosts jack and jennifer deveraux. See you next time on "in the house with jack and jennifer." Okay, everybody, that's a wrap. Let's party.
Man: Yay! All right!
[ All applauding ]
Feels like fire
that burns in my heart
every single moment
that we spent apart
I need you around
for every day to start
I have been left here alone
something about you
stare in your eyes
I'm looking for I see
Jack: I love you, jennifer, and I never want to be apart from you, not even for a day.
Jennifer: It feels so good to be in your arms again, jack. I missed you so much.
Jack: I missed you, too.
Jennifer: Okay, this is my surprise for you. I'm pregnant.
Jennifer: Have you ever seen anything like it?
Jack: I don't believe I have.
Jennifer: Oh, she has just 10 perfect little fingers and 10 perfect little toes.
Jack: She's the most perfect child in the world.
Jennifer: Jack deveraux, will you marry me?
Jack: Jennifer --
Jennifer: Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's the pillow. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jack: Oh, miss horton... yes. Yes, I will marry you.
I want to fall in love again
like we did
like we did
when we first met
when we first met
I want to fall in love
fought in a battle
that nobody won
Jennifer: Come on, everybody, dance.
Jack: All right, come in. The water's fine.
Jennifer: We'll give you some room.
Roman: Coming in, jack.
You can't turn away
Lucas: I didn't know the brother of the bride got congratulated.
John: Well, that, too. I was referring to your new job. Working for tony dimera.
Lucas: Yeah. Yeah, he's very savvy. I'm learning a lot.
John: I'll bet.
Lucas: You know, his business is totally legit.
John: Sure it is.
Marlena: Want to dance?
John: With you? Always.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Roman: You know, I'm not going to take this personally.
Kate: Take what? I-I'm sorry. What?
Roman: Your heart isn't exactly in this dance.
Kate: [ Sighs ] I can't help thinking about lucas. Working for tony dimera? What is he thinking?
I can breathe, I can breathe
I can die in my sleep
'cause you're always
there in my dreams
oh, I want to spend
time till the end
Victor: One won't hurt you, lucas.
Lucas: Oh, I hate to disappoint you, victor, but I won't be getting plastered today. Even if I did, it wouldn't change our deal. You're ticked I got you to sign that waterfront deal. Can't back out now. Tony wouldn't like that too much.
Marlena: Ha ha. Sorry.
John: Come on, loosen up.
Marlena: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
John: What are you thinking about?
Marlena: I want tony out of our lives. I'm your wife. We've built a family, we've built a life together. And that is where my loyalty belongs. Mm.
Tony: Oh, there you are, son. I wondered where you and mimi had gotten off to. Or shouldn't I ask?
Rex: Ha ha. I waylaid eliana in the foyer. Food?
Tony: What, we're serving ourselves now?
Rex: I think we're up to it. Here, let's show them. You hold the plate. I'll slice e apples and the cheese. Just... I'm sorry. I-I'm such an idiot. Are -- are you okay?
Tony: I think so.
Cassie: Here, this'll stop the bleeding.
Tony: Well, it's just a little gash, though I don't think I'll be firing eliana anytime soon. Somehow I kind of miss her expertise about now.
Rex: I hate the sight of blood. Mimi, would you take that plate while I go get a band-aid?
Tony: Oh, mimi.
Tony: What's going on with rex? It's not like him to be so clumsy.
Mimi: I don't know.
Cassie: Maybe it's mimi. She's turned his head.
Tony: What, to the extent that he's no longer capable of holdi a a knife properly?
Mimi: I guess I don't know my power.
Tony: Oh, thank you.
Rex: Do you want me to, uh...
Tony: No, no, no. I can handle it. I don't want to risk any further injury.
Rex: I-I really am sorry.
Tony: No, don't worry about it, really.
Rex: Hey, do you guys know wrere mimi went?
Cassie: You know, I don't know what you see in her.
Rex: She's pretty, and she's smart, and she thinks about people besides herself.
Cassie: Is that better?
Tony: Yes, well, an efficient job.
Cassie: Christopher, be a doll. I think I left my lip gloss
t the front seat of my car. Can you get it? Oh, wait. Was it the back seat?
Christopher: Don't worry. I'll find it.
Cassie: So the men in my family are acting very strangely.
Tony: Rex cutting me with that knife was decidedly odd.
Cassie: What about you, mooning over marlena's face on the tv screen?
Tony: I was not mooning.
Cassie: Right. You were just excited over the wedding of the year. Please, don't insult my intelligence. You're in love with my mother. Just admit it. Come on. I-I deserve to know.
Tony: No, I mean, I must admit I-I care for the woman. Besides, she happens to be the mother of my two children. Anyway, I have to go now. Um, bandaged finger and all. Oh, yes, the lip gloss. Don't fetch for the girl. She won't respect you. Oh, well, I'll leave you and your young friend alone. Behave.
Cassie: Dad. Ha ha. Chris and I are cool.
Cassie: Thank you so much. Gosh, I just... I love this stuff. Ha ha ha. It makes my lips... so soft. Want to feel?
Mimi: I feel like a waitress at the vampire cafe. Fresh blood?
Rex: Great. Thanks for helping me. You came straight to my room, right?
Mimi: Don't worry. The blood sample hasn't been tainted. I was even trying not to breathe on it. Are you going to test it right here?
Rex: Yeah. I can't risk sending it out. It's too important. These results will tell me whether or not I'm really a dimera.
Nicole: Since when did lucas start working for tony dimera?
Victor: None of your business.
Nicole: Are you getting pressured from the dimera organization?
Victor: No more questions or I'll find a more creative way to punish you than locking you in your room.
If you're not the one
then why does my soul
feel glad today?
Woman: Hi. Can I get you a cocktail, sir?
Kate: Thanks anyway. Sparkling water. Bottoms up.
Lucas: What do you want, mom?
Kate: I want to know what you do for tony dimera.
Lucas: It's my business. Lighten up, all right? It's a party.
Kate: Ah, I don't know. I'm having a hard time being in a party mood, knowing that you're on the dimera payroll.
Lucas: I'm best man. Sorry, got to go make a toast.
Roman: Lucas giving you a hard time?
Kate: I don't know. I'm so upset with him. He just will not listen to me.
Roman: You want me to talk to him?
Kate: I think it's a waste of your breath. He's scecertain that he's a big man because he's working for tony, he doesn't realize that being involved with a dimera could ruin his life.
Roman: It's hitting you hard, isn't it? 'Cause of your past experience with stefano. I just wish to hell that you trusted me enough to tell me what that part of your life was all about.
Is there any way...
Oliver: Talk about a happy ending -- you two wind up in each other's arms, and I end up making a bundle. To marriage and money -- it's great when they go together.
Jack: Hear, hear.
Jennifer: Oh, hear, hear.
Harold: Will success spoil jack and jennifer?
Jack: No way. The worst of times is behind us. It's up from here, right? We paid our dues.
Jennifer: That's right. It is happily ever after from now on.
Harold: Everybody misses you at the "spectator," but we all take an early lunch to watch "in the house."
Jennifer: Oh. Ha ha ha.
Oliver: It was a genius idea of your father's to set you up with the talk show.
Jennifer: Yeah, yeah, my dad's a genius, I know.
Jack: Yeah, no grass grows under bill horton's feet. Wouldn't dare.
Harold: Hey, you think if I hang on long enough, I'll be able to find the kind of happiness you two have?
Jennifer: Harold, of course. You're smart, you're talented --
Jack: Jennifer says you're a catch.
Oliver: All I know is that I want grandchildren.
Jennifer: Well, oliver, there are ways.
Harold: That's what I keep telling him.
We'll make it through
and I hope you are the one
Mickey: Have I told you how marvelous you look, laura?
Laura: Ha ha ha. Yes. Bu y you know, I'm a woman, so I never get tired of hearing that.
Mickey: Oh, it meant so much to jennifer to have you here today.
Laura: It meant as much to me.
And I'm praying
you're the one I build
Laura: Hi. Seeing you this happy just made my year. No -- no, my life.
Jack: Will you be here when we get ba from our honeymoon, laura?
Laura: Oh, I wish. But you know I have to get back, honey. But, um, for the time that I have left, if you don't mind, um, before I leave, I'd like to spend it all with abby.
Jennifer: Oh, yeah. Oh, mom, she has missed you so much.
Laura: I know.
Jennifer: We all have.
Laura: I love you, baby.
Lucas: Could I have everyone's attention, please? Best man speech coming up.
Mickey: Uh-oh. Shall we go and get over here?
Jennifer: What have you got to say?
Lucas: Hold on to your, uh, hat. Um, I'm here today because my sister jennifer and her husband jack asked me to be the best man. I know, it's kind of ironic. I've never been the best at anything, so thanks for giving me the vote of confidence. Now, when jennifer first told me that she was going to marry jack again, I'm -- I'm sure I probably did what you all did, too. Tried to talk her out of it.
[ Imitates rim shot ] No, kidding, kidding. Joke, jack. Uh, jennifer and jack have gone through some intense times, and I know for me, personally, it gives me hope that no matter hohow badly you mess up, there's always a chance that you'll find true love and happiness.
Mickey: Hear, hear.
Woman: Hear, hear.
Man: Hear, hear.
Lucas: Jack and I actually have two things in common. We both love my sister very much, and we are both fortunate enough to be welcomed into the horton family.
Jack: Hear, hear, lucas.
Lucas: So let's raise our glasses to jack and jennifer -- a long life and happiness.
All: [ Cheering ]
Mickey: Hey, I'll drink to that!
Maggie: Oh, that was a wonderful toast, lucas.
Maggie: Unique, just like you are. Okay, this moment is my favorite wedding tradition. It's the bride tossing her bouquet. Okay, jennifer, get ready. All you unmarried ladies, step up. Don't be shy.
Lucas: Unmarried, front and center.
Maggie: Ha ha ha.
Hope: How about you?
Kate: Oh. Don't even mention it. I've been around the block too many times with and without a ring.
Hope: Are you sure? The way my brother-in-law looks at you, I don't know.
Kate: Oh, trust me, roman would not be thrilled if I caught that bouquet.
Roman: Now why would you say that? As the summer heats up, you'll want to stay in shape...join us for the kinsmen centre fit
Cassie: No, not yet, chris.
Cassie: I don't want to move too fast.
Christopher: You don't? But I thought you --
Cassie: Hey. Don't look so sad. I made a decision, ani I promise you're going to love it.
Woman: Mr. Dimera. It's good to see you. Please come in. The usual martini?
Tony: Yes. I just love the way you anticipate my every need.
Woman: See something you like?
[ Heart pounding ]
Marlena: [ Gasps ] Oh. Oh. Thanks.
John: Mm-hmm. All right, what's going on? Still thinking about this tony thing?
Marlena: I want to help you bring him down.
John: No way.
Marlena: He trusts me, john. I could do it.
John: It's too dangerous. You'd have to spend far too much time with him.
Hope: I say go for it -- unless, of course, you're afraid of a little bouquet.
Roman: Well? Are you afraid?
Kate: Are you? What would you do if I caught the damn thing, huh?
Maggie: All right, ladies!
Kate: You can't answer that.
Maggie: 1, 2, 3!
Mickey: Oh, not again!
Roman: Plan all you want, kate. Sometimes life just happens.
Mickey: And it looks nice with that dress, huh? Ha ha ha ha.
All: [ Cheering ]
Jennifer: Cake? All righty. No funny business.
Jack: There's nothing funny about this, jennifer.
Jack: No time for levity.
Jack: Would you like the first bite? Good.
Woman: [ Gasps ]
Harold: Oh, look at him.
Jack: Are you ready? Open.
Jennifer: Jack, be nice.
Roman: Go, jack, go, jack.
Jack: How about we do it together?
Jennifer: Just kidding. Okay. Ready?
Jack: Ready. 1... 2... 3.
Mickey: Okay! Ha ha ha!
Jack: Got a little bit of the cake slice on your lip. No, no, no, no. I'll take care of that.
Jennifer: Oh, okay.
Mickey: Oh! Okay.
Hope: "Is not in service at this time." Shoot. Damn it, brady. What's going on with you?
Vin: This S.O.B. -- He's trying to get something on me. Now, you're sure you don't know anything about him?
Jasper: Hey, look, he paid his money. I don't ask any questions.
Vin: Yeah, well, thanks for sending him to the wrong room, anyway.
Jasper: Thank you.
Vin: Thankfully, no one looks under the bed. Ha ha ha ha. Stupid. Dumbass.
Vin: Huh. What have we here? Bo brady.
Carlos: You okay, mr. Brady?
Bo: Aw, I could use something cold.
Carlos: Uh, lemonade?
Bo: No, no, some ice for my face.
Bo: I better call hope, tell her -- damn it!
Carlos: What's wrong?
Bo: Oh, I lost my phone in that scuffle. Well, at least ramsell doesn't know I'm in town.
Mimi: What if the results don't turn out the way you want?
Rex: Well, I already know belle's not my sister and marlena's not my mother. If it turns out nyny's not my father, then... I don't know.
Mimi: He has to be your father. I mean, you can't lose your whole family just like that in the blink of an eye.
Rex: In the cut of a finger? Yeah. It could happen just that fast.
Woman: Mm. You have tension today, huh? Do you like it more gentle? You want it more rough, perhaps?
Tony: Ha ha.
Woman: Ha ha ha.
Tony: Desiree, no. You're perfect in every way. Um, but I won't be staying.
Desiree: Did I do something to upset you?
Tony: No, no, not at all. Uh... but I can't stay.
Desiree: Well, perhaps next time.
Tony: No, no. No, no, no. I won't be returning.
Tony: Listen to me. This has nothing to do with you. Believe me. It's jus---- just that I've got somebody else on my mind.
Marlena: I want to do it. You've got to let me help bring down tony.
Maggie: Hope. Hope.
Maggie: Going somewhere?
Hope: To be with my husband.
Carlos: Listen, don't go back to the del rio. My mom will let you stay here tonight.
Bo: Okay, thanks. Excuse me. I'm going to call my wife.
Bo: All right.
Vin: Damn cop. Ha ha.
Jasper: Who's a cop? Who, that guy?
Vin: Yeah. And it looks like he's still after me.
Jasper: But -- but what are you going to do?
Vin: You know what? There's not much I can do except kill him.
Bo: Aw, come on. I need you, not the damn mach-- hey, fancy face, it's me. I just wanted to call you, let you know, um, I love you, I'm doing okay.
Roman: Well, if you believe in signs at all...
Kate: I don't, unless, of course, you d
Roman: Well, this particular sign is telling me that we are getting closer -- close enough not to have any secrets between us.
Kate: I am not going to tell you about my past with stefano. I am just not going to do it, no mattehohow cute you are when you ask.
Jennifer: We did it, mr. Deveraux.
Jack: Oh, the best part is just beginning, mrs. Deveraux.
Jennifer: Come here, baby.
Jack: Okay, abigail.
Jennifer: There we go.
Abby: You know what I'll have when you come back?
Abby: A dream come true.
Jennifer: Ours too, sweetie. Ours too. Mom, thank you. I love you. I love you so much for being here for me today.
Laura: I wouldn't have been anywhere else. Listen, you hold on to jack this time. You don't ever let him go. You promise me.
Jennifer: I promise you. Ha ha ha.
Jack: All right, you put 'er there, vern, put 'er there.
Vern: You're almost respectable, jack.
Jack: Well, thank you.
Jo: That's high praise.
Jack: Well, coming from him, of course it is.
Jo: Be good to her.
Jack: Oh, for the rest of my life.
Mickey: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Jack: All right. We got to --
Jennifer: Let's go, let's go. Bye!
All: [ Cheering ]
Mickey: You ready to go? Hey, hey, hey.
All: [ Cheering ]
Jennifer: All right, we finally made it! Forever and ever and ever and ever.
Jack: And ever.
Belle: Philip, what are you doing?
Brandon: I need to be there when that baby is born.
Brandon: Because I'm family.
Vin: I don't take nothing home till I've sampled it first.
Hope: Mm! Wake up. Wake up to a whole new dimension in comfort.
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