Days Transcript Thursday 5/8/03


Days of Our Lives Transcript Thursday 5/08/03--Canada; 5/09/03--USA

By Eric


 Belle: Nope.

 Shawn-d: Are you serious?

 Belle: Shawn, this blouse is definitely a no-go.

 Shawn-d: This -- this is your fifth change! We're only going to the pub!

 Belle: So this'll be my sixth and final change, I promise! Shawn, I'm a star now. I have to keep up my appearance.

 Shawn-d: Yeah, right. Can't disappoint your adoring public.

 Belle: Exactly.

 Shawn-d: You look beautiful.

 Belle: You're a boy. You know nothing.

 Shawn-d: Scoot? Scoot where?

 Belle: Out, please, while I change!

 Shawn-d: Why are you suddenly so modest?

 Belle: It's just...

 Shawn-d: Just... is it the ring?

 Bellesosome things...

 Shawn-d: Some things...

 Belle: Are better left to the imagination.

 Belle: 10 seconds. Let me change.

>>Hahawn-d: Okay, okay! 10...9...8... I'm going to count fast.

 Belle: Out! Ha ha ha!

 Cassie: There he is!

 Shawn-d: We need to talk.

 Cassie: More lectures?

 Shawn-d: About the party at the mansion.

 Cassie: You're coming to the pub tonight, right, to watch the show? It's gonna --

 Shawn-d: Cassie, I saw you go upstairs with chaz.

 Cassie: How is that any of your business?

 Shawn-d: He's dangerous.

 Cassie: Oh, please!

 Shawn-d: I want you to stay away from him, okay? 'Cause I don't want to see you get hurt.

 Cassie: I'll decide who I date and who I don't, so butt out.

 Rex: Obviously, the key to unlocking how I was genetically engineered would be to map the sequence of base pairs in my dna. Maybe then I'll get a better understanding of this intelligence -- why I seem to get smarter alththe time, and how I absorb everything so rapidly. I have to know if there's a limit. As soon as I figure out what I've been designed to do, for lack of a better phrase --

[ Knock on door ]

Mimi: Hello. Yes, I am looking for professor rex dimera, renowned nuclear physician.

 Rex: Physicist.

 Mimi: I know. Just keeping you on your toes. Uh, your housekeeper told me you were upstairs. You don't mind, do you? I mean, I'm not interrupting?

 Rex: Actually, I'm glad that you came.

 Mimi: Whoa. When was the last time you experienced a R.E.M. Cycle?

 Rex: I need your help.

 Mimi: Of course. Anything.

 Rex: A small experiment?

 Mimi: On me?

 Rex: Trust me.

 Mimi: Okay. I'm nervous.

 Rex: It'll be painless.

 Victor: Marie, we'll have to do this another time. I'll talk to you in the office tomorrow.

 Kate: Victor.

 Victor: I was just leing.

 Kate: Wait.

 Victor: What's the matter?

 Kate: I have terrible news. Philip's been shipped overseas. He's going to war, and he didn't even say goodbye.

 Hope: So, as I was saying, it just doesn't seem real to me, gran. I mean, everywhere we turn, there are threats to our family. Seems like there's no end to this.

 Alice: Now, look, at least you know where that drug dealer is. By law, he has to stay there. Right?

 Hope: He's gone.

 Alice: Gone?!

 Hope: He fled, and bo thinks there's a very good chance he could retaliate against our family again. Gran, I don't know what to do. I mean, I have never, ever seen bo like this before.

 Alice: Well, let's just hope he uses his head.

 Hope: I just pray he doesn't go too far this time.

 Abe: Yeah.

 Bo: What is it?

 Abe: Damn it, bo, I've been trying to contact you for hours. Now, where the hell have you been?

 Bo: Scouring the streets of salem for that son of a bitch ramsell.

 Abe: I told you, we're taking care of it.

 Bo: Taking care of it!

 Abe: Bo, I've got apbs out. I've got roadblocks all over town. I've got units at the airport, the bus station, the train sta--

 Bo: Abe, he's gone! He slipped throughurur fingers once again.

 Abe: Well, he'll turn up.

 Bo: I'll hunt him down.

 Abe: I need you to be patient.

 Bo: Patience let ben wells die. Patience almost got my son kill.

 Abe: Detective --

 Bo: And I've had it! No more business as usual. No more sittin' around, waitin' for a stroke of luck, a bolt of lightning!

 Abe: Detective brady, I'm --

 Bo: You want me to follow the book, to sit on my butt and wait for backup whila murderer is out there hunting down my family! That is not gonna happen! I quit. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. For our children to be happy and healthy,

 Mimi: Um, I used to be a really big fan of huge, monstrous needles, but not so much anymore.

 Rex: You won't even feel it.

 Mimi: Feel it? I get weak looking at it.

 Rex: I ju n need a sample of your blood.

 Mimi: Okay, how about if you didn't need one?

 Rex: Look, I've been testing my blood, my hair, my skin, my saliva. Now I need a regular person, someone normal, to compare and contrast.

 Mimi: Thanks, but I'll pass!

 Rex: Mimi, please? I needomomeone who wasn't genetically engineered. All right? Someone authentic. That way I can use your blood as a foundation for my investigation.

 Mimi: What, exactly, are you investigating again?

 Rex: Why I am the way I am.

 Mimi: Oh, right.

 Rex: So, what do you say -- small donation?

 Mimi: Rex, I don't know.

 Rex: I promise you, it won't hurt.

 Mimi: You know how to take blood?

 Rex: Well, I've had no formal training, but --

 Mimi: Graduated med school while no one was looking?

 Rex: I already took a vial from myself.

 Mimi: Of blood.

 Rex: Yeah. It was nothing. It's more interesting than anything.

 Mimi: All right, I'll be brave for you. Let's do it.

 Rex: Serious?

 Mimi: Just hurry up before I change my mind.

 Rex: Okay.

 Mimi: I mean, it's for a good cause, right? The thing is, when you look at me and your eyes hit mine, I can't say no.

 Rex: It's a good thing, yes?

 Mimi: [ Sighs ] Well, if that's the reward, then I'll give blood all the --

 Hope: Bo wouldn't do anything rash. No. There's too much at stake.

 Alice: Your husband is a man who follows his heart.

 Hope: That's for sure. I support any decision he makes, gran, because I know he'll do the right thing for all of us.

 Alice: His family means everything to him.

 Hope: I just want him to be at peace -- enjoying life again, laughing. Is that too much to ask?

 Abe: You need to settle down.

 Bo: That's exactly what will not happen.

 Abe: Take a break. Chill out, bro. Think things through. Spend some time with your family.

 Bo: Listen to me! I'm through here, abe.

 Abe: The hell you are.

 Bo: I have lost faith in the stetem. When ben wells died, it hit me -- another innocent life was destroyed because of criminals, drugs, cartels, and there wasn't a damn thing we can do about it.

 Abe: Through patience, persistence.

 Bo: That is bull, abe! We knew for weeks -- weeks -- that ramsell was supplying weapons to the drug runners. What was our top priority? Put him away, keep him in jail, keep him off the streets. He bribes the D.A., A weasel so corrupt --

 Abe: Look, bo, you know, people cheat! People cheat! Is that the fault of the system?

 Bo: After we put palmer away, ramsell had enough money to hire slick lawyers, make bail, smile for the cameras, and go after my boy.

 Abe: You know, bo, we will fight this together, the right way.

 Bo: That is just the thing -- as a cop, I can't do what is necessary to protect my family. This is personal. I-I don't expect you to understand.

 Abe: Well, then, perhaps if you had a little more respect -- even for me.

 Bo: I'm done, and it's got nothing to do with you. You're a great cop, an amazing man. This is something I gotta do for me.

 Abe: You know if you go outside of the law, you're dead wrong.

 Bo: Wish I was... but everything that ties our hands around here -- the red tape, the bureaucracy -- I don't think I am.

 Abe: If you take out ramsell on your own... you're no better than he is.

 Bo: I wanted him to come after me, to take out his revenge on me, man to man. But he's a coward. He went after my boy!

 Abe: I know how hard that must be, bo.

 Bo: I don't think you do. Every time I makan arrest, every time I put a maggot like ramsell away, there's a chance he's gonna skate and come after someone I love.

 Abe: So you're going to run.

 Bo: No. He's gonna run. I can live with a constant threat on my life, but no one -- no one will threaten my family! That will not happen!

 Cassie: You know, shawn, you must be under the impression that I need your advice.

 Shawn-d: You need someone'S.

 Cassie: Oh, yes, you are so wise. You're such a role model.

 Shawn-d: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

 Cassie: I know the mistakes you've made in your life. I know all about you hooking up with that pregnant girl jan -- who, by the way, I heard was a real slut. So that was just brilliant on your part.

 Shawn-d: All right, you know, we're not talking about me here.

 Cassie: No, of course not.

 Shawn-d: Why do you think you're so cool, or so superior?

 Cassie: Superior? Really? You are the one standing there telling me how to live my life. Oh, you have all the answers, don't you? Just 'cause your last name is brady.

 Shawn-d: Okay, first of all, I have no answers. I just didn't want to see you running around with chaz. He's nothing but bad news. And secondly, what the hell does my last name have to do with any of this?

 Cassie: But you bradys have all the answers, don't you? Yeah, you're the only people in this whole world who know the meaning of life.

 Shawn-d: That is so stupid I'm not even going to respond to that.

 Cassie: Did I push a button?

 Shawn-d: We are talking about you and your idiot boyfriend chaz.

 Cassie: Okay, chaz is not an idiot. He happens to be very smart, and I really, really like him.

 Shawn-d: Oh, yeah? Is that because he treats you really, really badly? Is that what turns you on?

 Cassie: Okay, memorize this 'cause it's the last time I'm gonna say it -- I like chaz. He's fun, he's gorgeous, and he thinks I'm great.

 Shawn-d: Oh! He -- he thinks you're great! Okay. Well, that explains it. Then -- then just answer me one question. What is t that he really appreciates about you, cassie?

 Cassie: This is ridiculous. You are so interested in my relationship with chaz!

 Shawn-d: Oh, you're calling it a relationship? What relationship?

 Cassie: Unless... unless you're jealous. Is that what it is?

 Shawn-d: You really need to get over yourself, cassie.

 Cassie: Yeah? You first.

 Shawn-d: Okay, the only reason I care about you so much or anything or anyone that you're involved with is because you are belle's sister, and I see how it upsets her.

 Cassie: Yes, because belle wants me to be so happy. She wants me to have this perfect, joyous life, filled with beauty.

 Shawn-d: Well, you know what? She really does because she's a good person and she wants the best for you, which -- you know what? -- You don't deserve!

 Cassie: What I don't deserve is this stupid conversation!

 Shawn-d: You know what? Then it's fine. I'm outta here.

 Cassie: Really, shawn, who the hell do you think you are, telling me how to live my life or making judgments on my choices?

 Shawn-d: You know what, cassie, I don't care, okay? Go do whatever the heck you want! Make a fool of yourself! It doesn't matter to me.

 Cassie: The only fool here is you and belle.

 Shawn-d: Would you shut up and go back to your boyfriend?

 Cassie: Chaz knows what it's like to be with me, and he keeps coming back for more.

 Shawn-d: I don't want to hear it.

 Cassie: No, I think that you do. I think that you're really interested in what I have to offer. You want a sample of what I have to give? Are you man enough to find out?

 Mimi: Okay, go. I'm ready.

 Rex: Actually...

 Mimi: Wait, wait! Give me one more second.

 Rex: It's over.

 Mimi: Sorry?

 Rex: I'm done. Got your blood.

 Mimi: Oh, my gosh, that's it?

 Rex: What did I tell ya?

 Mimi: I didn't even feel anything.

 Rex: Like it never happened.

 Mimi: Oh! Incredible. You're like an artist.

 Rex: Stop it.

 Mimi: I'm serious, rex. You should definitely go intmemedicine. You're a natural.

 Rex: I don't know what I want to do. First I have to figure out who I am, then...

 Mimi: You feel like that'll change how you feel about... things?

 Rex: I think it'll steer me toward whatever I was born to do.

 Mimi: Well, in my opinion, you're destined for greatness in whatever you choose. I mean, you have such -- I don't know, your goals are extraordinary. At least, they are to me. I mean, here I am -- I can't even get it together for finals, and you're all ready to calculate the circumference of dna. Oh, my gosh! What time is it? The show!

 Rex: Show?

 Mimi: "Love is blind." They're all watching it down at the brady pub. Will you come? Please? You will? Thanks, you're the best!

 Rex: Whoa, wait. Slow down. My research -- I don't -- when you give me that look --

 Mimi: Mm. Can't say no?

 Rex: Yeah, pretty much.

 Mimi: And when I kiss you?

 Rex: Let me get my jacket.

 Mimi: Really?

 Rex: Yeah. You know what? To tell you the truth, I'm kinda hooked on it.

 Mimi: I knew it!

 Rex: And you're in it, so, I mean, come on, tell me. Who wins the final date -- you or belle? Give me a hint, at least.

 Mimi: I'm sworn to secrecy. You're going to have to tune in and find out like everybody else, okay?

 Shawn-d: Would you stop that? What is wrong with you?

 Cassie: What's wrong with you? You're the one who's not human, turning away affection.

 Shawn-d: Affection?

 Belle: Cassie... what are you doing?

 Cassie: Shawn here looked a little tense. I thought I'd be a good friend and help him relieve some stress.

 Shawn-d: This is ridiculous.

 Belleyoyou need to back off. I know what you're up to.

 Cassie: Oh-ho-ho! Those rings. I've seen other people on campus wearing them -- well, girls only, actually -- but it's a chastity ring, right?

 Belle: Purity.

 Cassie: Looks like shawn won't be having much fun anytime soon.

 Shawn-d: All right, cassie, I told you to stop it.

 Belle: No, no, that's okay. I wouldn't expect cassie to understand purity or commitment or building a relationship, for that matter.

 Cassie: Oh, I understand men a lot better than you do.

 Belle: Ha!

 Cassie: And the whole world is gonna see that when you make a complete fool of yourself on national television. Bye, shawn.

 Shawn-d: That was pleasant. Ready to go?

 Belle: No, no. I forgot my purse. Sorry. I mean, when is that girl going to get the message? She actually thinks she can break us up.

 Shawn-d: She's just -- she's confused.

 Belle: Okay, right, so let's not sympathize with her.

 Shawn-d: I'm not. I'm just saying that she is really screwed up, okay? And she must think that she has something to prove -- coming after me and going with chaz. She thinks she can just use sex to get whatever she wants, whatever that is.

 Belle: But it's cheap and embarrassing. How could she not realize what she's doing?

 Shawn-d: No idea.

 Belle: And why didn't you try to stop her?

 Shawn-d: I did. I pushed her away. You didn't see me?

 Belle: Yeah, I guess.

 Shawn-d: All right, listen, it's never going to happen again. How many times do I have to tell you that you are the only girl for me? Don't roll your eyes at ..

 Victor: I know all about it.

 Kate: What?

 Victor: Philip's unit is being deployed overseas.

 Kate: Well, why didn't you say something?

 Victor: Get a hold of yourself.

 Kate: Victor, why -- why wasn't I told? Why didn't he say goodbye to me?

 Victor: Perhaps philip didn't want to see his mother hysterical, the way you are right now.

 Kate: Oh, you go to hell!

 Victor: Can you blame him?

 Kate: God, I called the base and I couldn't get ahold of him, and I had just talked to him. He told me that he finhehed basic and that his company was on the list to be deployed, that it was possible, but -- oh, god! You know, I watch the news, and I see the marines and I see the soldiers and I see the sailors, and they're all saying goodbye to their families.

 Victor: He'll be fine.

 Kate: What if he isn't? What if he doesn't come back? What if we never see him again?

 Victor: All the base commander could tell me was that his unit was being shipped. The men and women that are going overseas were given leave so they could go home, see their families, and say goodbye. Obviously, philip decided not to do that.

 Kate: Why?

 Victor: Maybe he's upset with us for whatever reason. Who knows?

 Kate: No, no, no, no. I don't accept that. I just talked to him recently, and we were e-mailing regularly. Everything seemed fine!

 Victor: Well, evidently, it wasn'T.

 Kate: No! No, that's just not right. There is no way that he would leave without saying a word. It's just not right!

 Victor: Calm yourself.

 Kate: You need to do something. You need to call people or call the pentagon. Throw your weight around. I can't let him go.

 Penny: If I'd been there, I would have been pouty penny.

 Man: Ha ha ha ha!

 Mimi: This is so exciting. Thank you, rex.

 Rex: For?

 Mimi: For taking a break from your research to be here with me. I mean, I know you have a lot --

 Rex: I'm glad I'm here.

 Mimi: How glad?

 Cassie: Hey, rex. How lame is this crowd?

 Mimi: Lame? Why? Because none of the disgusting creeps you've been calling friends were invited?

 Cassie: At least they know how to have fun!

 Mimi: Tell me she didn't actually say that.

 Cassie: Whatever. At least chaz will hopefully drop by.

 Mimi: For sure. Like shawn's going to roll out the red carpet for some wack job who tried to kill him.

 Shawn-d: Just one -- one little tiny --

 Belle: Give it up, shawn!

 Shawn-d: Then just don't forget.

 Belle: Forget what?

 Shawn-d: That I love you.

 Belle: Aww.

 Belle: Thank you.

 Belle: Hey. What is it?

 Shawn-d: Uh, listen, just, uh, go inside, all right?

 Belle: Shawn --

 Shawn-d: I'll be in there in just a minute, all right?

 Belle: Okay.

 Shawn-d: Wait for me. I don't think so.

 Chaz: What?

 Shawn-d: See that sign right there? That says "brady's pub."

 Chaz: Yeah, I can read.

 Shawn-d: Yeah? Can you? Well, that means my family owns this place, and you're not coming in.

 Chaz: You can't keep me out here.

 Shawn-d: Ha! Try me.

 Chaz: All right, look, man, I had nothing to do with what happened at cassie'S. All right? It was just a big misunderstanding.

 Shawn-d: Attempted murder is a big misunderstanding, chaz?

 Chaz: Shawn, I didn't know the stuff could kill you!

 Shawn-d: You didn't? You were only in on it from the beginning, chaz!

 Chaz: Look, man, I've already answered these questions for the cops. They believe me. Why won't you?

 Shawn-d: You know why? Because you're a damn liar!

 Chaz: Can't we put the past behind us?

 Shawn-d: Listen, vin's on the run right now, but he can't run forever, okay? So you let him know that my father's going to be throwing him in jail.

 Chaz: I hope he does.

 Bo: It's not just a few loose ends, abe. It's the whole system.

 Abe: What do you need, everything to be perfect?

 Bo: I'll tell you what I don't need.

 Abe: You're making a mistake, bo.

 Bo: I don't need corrupt judges letting murderers and poison peddlers free.

 Abe: We're gonna get this guy.

 Bo: When?

 Abe: What kind of system are you looking for -- people waste away in prison without a swift, fair trial? You know, the last time I checked, we had a pretty good thing going in this country. I mean, maybe it's not 100%, but it's the best in the world, and I'm damn proud to be part of it.

 Bo: Yeah. The streets of salem are a safer place because of you, what you do here. I admire the hell out of you. I'm just not cut out to do it your way.

 Abe: You're the best cop I have, bo.

 Bo: I'm not gonna see another murderer walk. I can'T. I won'T.

 Bo: It's over. Love to cool down

 Victor: You're making a scene.

 Kate: I don't care!

 Victor: Kate, listen to me. Philip is a man now. He's not a boy anymore. He's capable of making his own decisions. I was less than thrilled when he decided to join the marine corps, but I supported him. I figured it would give him some maturity, teach him a lesson, toughen him up. He is at a critical phase in his life right now. Time to leave the nest, to fly on his own. That's what he's doing.

 Kate: You weren't hurt when your son didn't call to say goodbye?

 Victor: Philip is a brave young man. He's a kiriakis. He's a survivor. He'll come home.

 Belle: You were talking to chaz.

 Shawn-d: Yeah. He won't be joining us.

 Blele: What did you say?

 Shawn-d: I just told him that he wasn't welcome.

 Cassie: Shawn! How could you do that?

 Shawn-d: You know what? It's really too bad you crashed and burned on "love is blind" because you really need a new boyfriend.

 Belle: Hey.

 Mimi: It's almost showtime, you guys! Come over and watch! Turn it on! Penny, hurry!

 Cassie: This is my show.

 Rex: Come on, penny.

 Man: Look!

 Announcer: Last time on "love is blind," catty cassie got the boot from our mystery hunk.

[ Laughter ]

 Gabriella: And now, all you anxious viewers out there, time for second-round action -- the crucial lunch date where mimi and belle will duke it out for the ultimate prize...

 Belle: We duke it out!

 Gabriella: A one-on-one dinner date with the buff young guy every woman in america's dreaming about. And here he is! Our blindfolded hunk is ready to receive our two lovely ladies, so let's do it.

Blind, love is blind

love is blind

 Belle: Thanks.

 Mimi: Don't mind if we do.

 Man: Okay, now you two are going to have to do a favor for me.

 Mimi: Sure. Anything.

 Belle: Name it.

 Man: Well, it's a little difficult, as you know...

 Mimi: For youo o see.

 Man: So I'm going to have to ask you two to order for me, see if you can tell what my tastes are, so to speak.

 Lisa: All right, girls, what'll it be?

 Mimi: Ohh... well, he seems like the all-american type, so get this man a burger deluxe with cheese, fries -- the works.

 Belle: I'm going to have to order him...liver and onions.

 Lisa: That's nice.

 Belle: Yeah. Let's make it rare.

 All: Ugh!

 Lisa: And would you like anything else?

 Man: Just a glass of ice water.

 Lisa: You've got it.

 Man #2: Is she kidding?

 Shawn-d: Why did you --

 Belle: Just -- just watch.

 Shawn-d: Okay. All right.

 Man: Okay, so tell me more about yourselves. What do you guys like, what do you love, what makes you tick?

 Mimi: A wide variety of things.

 Woman: Good answer!

 Man: All right, then, why don't we cut right to the chase? Would you guys rather make out in a hot tub in the snow or in a waterfall near a tropical lagoon?

 Mimi: Hmm. Well... I'm a hot tub girl, myself.

 Man: Okay.

 Belle: I guess I'm going to have to go with the lagoon 'cause I'm definitely a sucker for the tropics.

 Man: Hmm. Interesting. All right, totally different direction now. Okay, I'm an animal lover, so I got to know which one you guys prefer -- dog? Cat?

 Belle: I'm definitely a cat person.

 Man: Why is that?

 Belle: Because they're independent and self-sufficient -- kind of like a woman in that way.

 Man: I guess they are. Not all needy like us guys, right?

 Belle: Exactly.

 Cassie: Makes sense she likes cats, right, stud boy? Just wait till she scratches your eyes out.

[ Laughter ]

 Man #2: Ha ha ha! Cassie!

 Man: And you, mimi?

 Mimi: Tough decision. See, for me, cats are too aloof and birds you can't cuddle with and I know next to nothing about ferrets, so I'm going to have to go with a pooch. I'm a dog fan.

 Cassie: Dogs go for dogs. It's a natural fact. I say let's send that bitch back to the pound.

 All: Ohh!

 Gabriella: Okay, and now let's take a break, let things heat up. You won't want to miss what comes next, so stay put.

 Shawn-d: It's getting kind of tense, you know?

 Belle: Cassie's a real charmer, isn't she?

 Lisa: Mimi, you look beautiful up there. You really do.

 Mimi: You think? Ha ha.

 Rex: I know I can't take my ey off of you.

 Mimi: Aww.

 Hope: How is shawn going to take it if belle ends up winning the big date? Hey! Hi.

 Bo: I'm interrupting?

 Alice: Oh, no.

 Hope: What is it, brady?

 Bo: Nothing.

 Hope: You okay?

 Bo: Yeah, fine.

 Hope: You don't look fine.

 Bo: I had a rough day. I'm going to grab a beer, work out on the heavy bag. W

 Victor: Better?

 Kate: [ Sighs ] Can't you do something? Isn't there somebody you could talk to?

 Victor: When philip signed on to be a marine, he made a commitment. He has to honor that.

 Kate: Victor, what about his commitment to us, to his parents? Don't you think he should at least have said goodbye?

 Victor: I'm sure there's a reason why he didn't come home first.

 Kate: [ Sighs ] Look at us. No matter what our feelings are for each other, we're always going to be bound by our love for philip, huh? Poor kid. He longed so much for us to be back together again.

 Victor: We're not going on that guilt trip now, are we, kate?

 Kate: Oh, I have no guilt. You're the one who blew it.

 Victor: Don't start.

 Kate: Not to worry. I'm sure he's not angry at you. He probably just feels sorry for you, being married to nicole walker. It's obvious how miserable the two of you are.

 Victor: Oh, and you? Would your son be proud of your relationship with roman? I mean, if he had seen that fiasco on the air today -- a woman half your age couldn't get away with it, let alone a formerly successful businesswoman. I mean, the whole thing was downright humiliating.

 Mimi: The commercials are almost over, you guys. Come on. Everyone, gather 'round.

 Man: Turn it up.

 Man #2: Come on, come on.

 Penny: Okay, okay.

 Man: All right.

 Mimi: Shh! Shh.

 Lisa: Okay, cheeseburger deluxe, the works, on your right plate, and rare liver, smothered in onions, on your left plate. Bon appétit.

 Mimi: Oh, watch.

 Belle: This is so disgusting.

 All: Oh!

 Belle: That was sick.

 Man: It's an acquired taste.

 Belle: I've only known one person in my entire life who liked liver.

 Man: Well, now you know two. This reminds me of when I was a kid, and my mom used to serve liver once a week. She said it would make us healthy and strong.

 Belle: It's real disgusting, and it smelled so bad, too.

 Man: What about you guys? You got a favorite childhood memory?

 Mimi: I have this crazy, incredible story. I've probably told everyone I know. I think it was, like,

9th birthday party, which is moving along without incident until my uncle frederick -- we call him funny uncle freddy -- backed up over my bike in the driveway with, like, his '78 pinto. Brand-new bike.

 Belle: You cried.

 Mimi: It gets worse. After everyone managed to calm me down, cake's ready, right? I go to blow out the candles.

 Man: And?

 Mimi: Let's just say I leaned in a little too close, and poof, my hair catches on fire.

 Belle: That was, like, a really good story to tell.

 Mimi: On second thought, that might actually be my worst childhood memory. Can I have another question for extra credit?

 Cassie: Sorry, girl. You flat-out flunk.

 Belle: Favorite childhood memory? All right. Okay. There was this one time that, um, our third-grade class took a field trip to the salem planetarium. You were there, meem

 Mimi: I gave chris francis a kiss on the cheek behind the asteroid.

 Belle: That had nothing to do with this story. I was really into astronomy -- anything that had to do with the universe, planets, stars... well, we were in the observatory, and I guess everything looked so real, so I made a wish upon a star.

 Man: What'd you wish for?

 Belle: Well...

 Mimi: She wished for an extra bag of gummi bears.

 Belle: What can I say? I was a dreamer.

 Mimi: Well, it still came true, right? This girl left with no gummi bear unswallowed.

 Man: That's it? That's the story?

 Belle: Unless you want to miss the good part.

 Man: Tell me.

 Belle: Okay, well, if you've been to the salem planetarium, you know that there's this space capsule simulator thingy. I still love that ride. It's so much fun. So we all went on it.

 Mimi: She barfed.

 Belle: I puked. I puked everywhere. I puked all over mr. Cooper.

 Man: That's sick.

 Cassie: These two girls make me want to hurl. Forget the liver. Give this guy a stomach pump.

 Man #2: Ha ha ha ha ha.

 Mimi: It was pretty disgusting.

 Hope: Hey.

 B w where'd you go?

 Hope: I dropped gran off at home.

 Bo: I thought you guys were watching belle's tv show.

 Hope: We were.

 Bo: It's over?

 Hope: No, but we -- gran thought it would be good for you and me to have some time alone.

 Bo: She did, huh?

 Hope: Brady, you're upset. What is it? What's happened?

 Bo: I quit the force today.

 Hope: What?

 Bo: I told abe I'd had enough, gave him my badge and gun. I'm not a p p anymore.

 Mimi: Do I really sound like that?

 Rex: I think you're amazing.

 Mimi: I think you're prejudiced.

 Rex: Objective.

 Mimi: So objectively, s my birthday party/smashed bike/hair on fire saga lame beyond belief? Because it sounded way better when we were taping.

 Rex: You were great. You're very funny. Besides, you look so beautiful, who cares what you said?

 Mimi: That's a compliment, right?

 Shawn-d: I don't know. Ordering him liver and onions, and then telling him how you threw up on some field trip? Seems like a strange way to appeal to a guy.

 Belle: Don't play dumb. I was trying to bomb the date so that mimi would win.

 Shawn-d: Oh, yeah?

 Kate: Do you think I give a damn what you feel? I'm proud that roman said he loved me on television. He's -- he's courageous, and he's honest, and he doesn't care if the world knows how he feels.

 Victor: Can you honestly sit there and tell me that you can live happily ever after with the most by-the-book cop in salem?

 Kate: The only thing I'm worried about is that I'm not good enough for him.

 Victor: He never has to know, kate.

 Kate: His daughter knows.

 Victor: But I retained all the incriminating evidence, and sami brady is still very much under my control. So unless she wants to lose her child and her fiancé and the love of her family, she'll keep her mouth shut about your past.

>>Ate: Shh.

 Victor: You want my advice? I'd put it all behind me and just move on.

 Kate: You think it's a good idea to start a relationship based on a lie?

 Victor: Just keep your history to yourself, kate. Don't make the mistake of thinking that he'll forgive and forget. He won'T.

 Stolen from baghdad museums, they're headed for the U.S. Underground, by way of montreal.

 An easy back door to the states.

 Sooner or later, we'll get some.

 On tonight's global national with kevin newman.

 Victor: If we're not careful, our pasts come back to haunt us. If you want roman to be around long-term, I would keep my skeletons where they belong -- in the closet.

 Kate: Maybe you're right.

 Victor: "Maybe"?

 Kate: And down the road?

 Victor: Enjoy the moment, kate. Do what you can to be happy.

 Kate: I should go. If you hear any word on philip...

 Victor: I'll call you.

 Kate: Thank you.

 Man: I think it's going to start, everybody.

 Woman: I know. Who's it going to be?

 Man #2: Let's see who it is.

 Penny: I think I know.

 Man #3: You just snuck off to eat liver, didn't you? Yes, you did.

 Man #4: Maybe a burger.

Love is blind, love is blind

love is blind

 Gabriella: Moment of truth, big guy. Who gets to join you on that final "love is blind" dinner date? Will it be mimi... or belle?

 Man: Well, gabi, it was a really, really tough decision, but I ma u up my mind.

 Gabriella: I know my heart is pounding. Mimi or belle? Who's it going to be?

 Bo: Say something.

 Hope: Uh...

 Bo: What?

 Hope: I know there must be a very good reason, and you know that whatever you decide, I am behind you -- 100%, always.

 Bo: Yeah. I know.

 Hope: What happened?

 Bo: Later. Right now, I want to think about what we're going to do... about our future.

 Shawn-d: I love you and no one else.

 Belle: Good, because I love you, too. Even wild hunks couldn't tear me away.

 Rex: Finally, we're alone.

 Mimi: Oh. I guess it never hurts to see what's behind door number 2.

 Sami: Ooh!

 Man: Take another step, and this lovely lady gets it. Arle ct iesak mmehor eith car where a couple of police officers incding the lead detective


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