Days of Our Lives Transcript Monday 4/14/03--Canada; 4/15/03--USA
Kate: Let me show you. Oh, speak of the devil.
Brady: That would be me.
John: I got your message.
Brady: Is this a bad time?
Kate: Oh, no. Listen, I can go get those numbers. Excuse me.
John: So what's
Belle: Kate, is my dad here? 'Cause I really need to talk to him.
Kate: Are you all right? Belle: No.
Abe: Yeah, well, it'll take us all day go over those notes. Yeah, yeah, we'll send over our evidence. Okay. Thanks, sir. Thank you.
Shawn-d: Mom, what are you doing here? Is -- is dad around? Is he okay?
Hope: Your dad? He's great. He just made the collar of a lifetime, honey -- arrested a guy who was probably responsible for most of the drug operations here in salem.
Shawn-d: Are you ser-- wow.
Hope: Yeah, yeah.
[ Banging ]
Abe: Wait here, wait here.
Vin: You're gonna be so sorry, pig.
Bo: Shut the hell up, you puke. Sit down.
Vin: Oh. Ha ha. Hands off, man. You know, there are people in very high places who are going to demonstrate what a big mistake you just made.
[ Knock on door ]
Lexie: Yeah, hi. Got a minute?
Carson: Yeah, of course I do.
[ Cellular phone rings ]
Carson: Excuse me. This is palmer.
Hill: Vin ramsell was just apprehended.
Carson: I'll be right there. Sorry, you're going to have to excuse me. I have to go down to the police station.
Jack: What is going on here?
Jennifer: Jack, I am so glad that you're here. We were afraid we weren't going to be able to find you.
Jack: What is all this?
Jennifer: It's "in the house." We need to get you ready.
Jack: I am in the house, and I'm more than ready, but what is this about going --
Jennifer: Live, right now. We're going live. Come on. You need to get dressed.
Jack: Aha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Great practical joke, guys. Uh-huh, uh-huh. All right, gentlemen, ladies, you can return all the equipment. Fun's over.
Jennifer: This is not a joke. It's called "in the house." This is our talk show. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
Jack: What -- what -- what are you talking about, jennifer?
Jennifer: Our show, "the jack and jennifer show" -- I mean, we discussed it, but --
Jack: Wait, wait, have you been working with oil-based paints in a closed room again? Our show is in the early stages of development only. And b-besides, we were going to be doing it in the safety of a studio.
Jennifer: I know, I know. Ricky diaz came up with this great "in the house" idea, and I really liked it, and I tried to tell you, but you've been so busy, and the reason we have to go on the air today is because the station didn't pick up hannah's contract -- "hannah's helpful household hints." She's on a plane to bolivia to star in some south american novela. They have three shows that she didn't do. They have to fill the time slots. It's us or nothing, jack.
Jack: I have no idea who hannah is, but here's my helpful hint to her -- don't drink the water. Do you have any idea what it takes to put up a television show? Oh, you think you do because of "the jennifer deveraux show," but it takes more than lights, camera, and a little bit of greasepaint mixed in. It takes preparation, coordination, uh, uh...
Jennifer: Production? I know all of these things.
Jack: Of course you do. But it's live, jennifer. Live television goes right through that camera, goes right out into tv land to those people's homes.
Jennifer: Live, live, live. That's what we're going to do, but it's all under control because we have ralph.
Jack: Oh, why didn't you say so? Ralph! We have a ralph! Of course we have a ralph, so we have no problems here. We don't need anything else.
Jennifer: Okay, will you stop kidding around? Stop kidding around. You met ralph. Just calm down. You already met ralph. Ralph.
Jack: Ralph! Well, here he is. Look, ralph shmenkmen -- oh. Oh, look, I want to talk to you. You know, you don't look like a shmenkmen. You don't even look like a r-a-a-a-alph. In fact, you don't look like -- you don't look like a brick or maybe a thor. Maybe a randy. Jennifer...
Kate: Belle, your father's lking to brady right now.
Belle: That figures.
Kate: What do you mean?
Belle: Nothing. It's just I'm getting used to having to wait in line to talk to my parents. But I am 18 years old, right? And I should be able to take care of my own problems.
Kate: Oh, belle, I'm sure if your parents knew how upset you were, they'd want to know about it.
Belle: Kate, I don't know what's wrong with me.
John: So what's on your mind? Uh, first things first. How's chloe?
Brady: Okay. And thank you for asking. Listen, dad, I want you to know how awesome you've been about giving me this time off during this whole ordeal, and that's why I just feel really bad about...
John: What is all this about?
Brady: I'm sorry. I know that I'm the one who basically talked you into giving me a job here, okay?
John: Hey, hey, hey. I don't want you feeling like that at all. I couldn't be happier with the way things have worked out.
Brady: I really don't know how to say this.
John: Hey, come on. Just spit it out, son.
Brady: I quit.
Bo: "People in gh places." Wow, that's kind of scary. Who are these people? You want to tell me?
Vin: I want to call my lawyer.
Bo: Oh. Hmm.
Abe: You know, once he asks to have his lawyer present, there's nothing we can do but let him cool his heels for a while before he makes the call.
Bo: Good point.
Vin: Ha ha.
Bo: It's going to take us a few hours to process you, so you'll have the pleasure of sitting in one of our jail cells staring at the walls while you contemplate your miserable existence before you go on record. Ooh!
Bo: You're playing by my rules now, punk.
Bo: Take him to holding.
Vin: I better be released before the end of the day, or else.
Bo: Or else what? This is a fake line to catch thieves.
Vin: Or I'm gonna file a suit for false arrest.
Bo: Get him the hell out of here.
Carson: Well done, people. Now that is a win for the boys -- and girls -- in blue.
Bo: I hope so.
Carson: You sound as though you have misgivings.
Bo: Will he ever see jail time?
Carson: Well, that depends on you, my friend. But you can rest assured that vin ramsell will be prosecuted with the full force of my office. So the only question is, did you follow the law?
Bo: I'm not the criminal here.
Carson: No? Well, if evidence is excluded because of improper procedure, detective brady, then you will know that in the end, you're the one guilty for releasing a killer back onto the streets.
Abe: You know, detective brady's given you all the evidence you need to put away salem's most dangerous man. I'd say you owe him a thank-you, certainly not a reproach. Let's assume we're gonna win this one, hmm?
Carson: Oh, I intend to win. Excuse me.
Lexie: [ Gasps ]
Carson: Lexie --
Lexie: Carson, finally I caught up with you.
Carson: Look, you'll have to excuse me. It's been a terribly busy day. Can we please talk later?
Lexie: Carson, okok. I know that you are in a lot of trouble, and I may be the only person who can help you.
John: This is about the fiamingo account, isn't it?
Brady: What? No. Dad --
John: You did a great job on the legwork. I just need someone on call 24/7, and with chloe in the hospital, sally was here --
Brady: Dad, listen to me. This has nothing to do with the fiamingo account. I don't care about that account, and that's just it. That's the problem. You see, before chloe went in for her bone marrow transplant, she made a list of all the things that she wanted to accomplish sometime in this lifetime, and it got me thinking over the past couple of months. And I said to myself I was gonna make every minute count. And I realized something. I don't belong here. When I look past the perks, the flexibility, all the superficial stuff that this job has to offer, bottom line -- I hate my job.
Kate: You're welcome. Oh, boy... here you go.
Belle: I'm sorry, kate. I know you have work to do.
Kate: Oh, honey. You know, when you were 5 years old, you skinned your knee really badly, and you didn't cry at all. And I thought, that is one tough kid. So when I see tears from you, I worry.
Belle: Don'T. I mean, chloe just had a bone marrow transplant. She could still die. And philip's in the marines. So what do I have to cry about?
Kate: Well, maybe you're worried about them.
Belle: Yeah, but still, I feel so stupid when I get caught up in this trivial stuff.
Kate: Ahh. What stuff? Shawn? Do you really believe that's trivial?
Belle: No, but if you knew what happened... it's so stupid. I guess I came here hoping my dad would reassure me that I'm still the person I've always been. But the way I've been acting lately, I just don't understand.
Kate: Well, you just had two brand-new adults come into your family. Do you really think you're going to adjust to that instantly?
Belle: Oh, I don't expect to adjust to it ever. I meanrerex is great, but cassie -- I can't blame her for everything that's going wrong in my life. I don't think I can blame her for any of it.
Kate: Look, I am not the wise counselor that your mother is at all, but I do know firsthand how difficult it can be to blend families with adult children, and I think you are doing just fine.
Belle: But you don't know what I did.
Kate: Well, do you want to talk about it?
Shawn-d: Okay, well, day-of-the-week panties are funny to begin with, all right?
Belle: Not to me.
Shawn-d: Oh, come on!
Belle: Shawn, they are not meant to be funny.
Shawn-d: No? Then what's the purpose -- to remind you what day of the week it is? I mean, don't you have a calendar in here?
Belle: Okay, they are meant toe e sexy, and might I point out to you there's nothing sexy about laughing?
Shawn-d: All right, whoa! Hey, hey, I was only laughing because I --
Belle: Because you think I'm so cute. Look at little belle in her silly little days-of-the-week underwear and her need to change them after midnight so they're on the right day -- how precious.
Shawn-d: Okay, I was not making fun of you. It's just when I saw that you had the day of the week on y-- your -- your panties, it just struck me as -- okay, all right. Maybe it's because I -- I'm nervous. That -- yeah. That's what it was. It was nervous laughter.
Belle: Yeah, shawn, right. It's about my panties.
Jennifer: He needs a little makeup there.
Jennifer: Oh, jack, come on.
Ralph: I wish we had time to shoot the breeze, jacky boy, but we need to get you into makeup and wardrobe. Let's take him over to --
Jack: I like that shirt! I like that --
Woman: I need you to put that shirt on.
Jack: Okay, here's the shirt. Nice white shirt.
Woman: Oh, you know what? Oh, it's too white. Take it off.
Jack: Too white. Okay, it's off. Whoa! Thank you. Oh, boy.
Woman: This one's beautiful.
Jack: You know, I have dressed myself since I was in my late 20s, I believe. I really can do this. We need more time, ralph!
Woman #2: Would you please hold still? You are not blended.
Jack: I am not a pineapple smoothie. I -- back off. Thank you. Ralph!
Woman: Wait a minute!
Jack: Ralph, ralph, ralph, this is too soon. It's too soon. We are not ready. We're not ready to go.
Ralph: You're not getting any argument from us. But look, we don't have a lot of options. We're all professionals here. The show must go on.
Jack: The show must go on.
Ralph: I mean, I don't see any hannahs around here, right?
Jennifer: "Hannah's helpful household hints"?
Jack: I know who hannah is, and we're not following her to bolivia -- not yet, at least.
Jack: But we do have -- have guests and cue cards and writers, I hope.
Ralph: Hey, we've got music and a name for the show. That's a better start than most shows get.
Jennifer: That's right.
Jack: Uh-huh. Great. Great.
Jack: Wait, wait, wait --
Ralph: We're going live!
Woman #2: Just be still.
Ralph: You better button the top shirt.
Jack: Top shirt. Going live. We're going live. He said live. We're going live! What's the name of the show?
Jack: "Places"? "Places"? That is not a name for a show.
Jennifer: It's not the name of the show!
Ralph: In 5...4...
Jack: Wait a minute!
Jack: Wait a minute!
Jennifer: Turn around!
Who's in the house now?
Who is it?
Ralph: And now, live from their house, it's jack and jennifer "in the house"!
Who's in the house now?
Jennifer: Here we go!
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Kate: I'm sorry, belle. Did you just say that your problem is your panties?
Belle: Oh, my god. I can't believe I just talked to you about my underwear. Not that I really did. I mean, I was only trying to explain -- never mind. See? I'm insane.
Kate: No. No, you just need to, you know, talk to someone. Why don't you give your mother a chance?
Belle: No, she's already blaming herself for being a total failure as a mother. I mean, look at sami and cassie. I'd at least like to let her think she has one daughter who kinda, sorta has her life in order.
Kate: Well, don't you think she'd rather know the truth?
Belle: About my sex life? No way! Oh, my god, I'm doing it again!
Kate: No, listen. Sweetie, please, I don't want you to be embarrassed, okay? You know, I used to edit "bella" magazine. I mean, the advice columns, letters to the editors, you name it. I saw everything. So, um, I mean, if you want to get something off your chest, go ahead and do it. Who knows? I might be of some help.
John: There. Wasn't so hard, now, was it? Look, if you rememr, we decided that you would take this position for a year, and then we would re-evaluate, because both of us knew you weren't gonna make this your career. It was just gonna be a learning experience, right?
Brady: And a great one. Dad, I want you to know I haven't hated being here, and I'm grateful for the opportunity.
John: And I'm grateful for all the hard work you did. First of all, you never took the job for granted, you never coasted, and you worked harder than anyone else I have here, and I'm proud of you. I'm also proud that you know when it's time to move on. So what's the next step, back to school?
Brady: No. Well, not yet, at least.
John: You got to have a plan.
Brady: I do. I'm gonna work for victor.
John: No, son. No, you're not.
Lexie: Listen, jack deveraux and jennifer horton are doing some sort of live television broadcast from their house, and I heard that they are going to be talking about the vin ramsell case. Now, as you know, if they reveal any privileged information, your ability to prosecute that case could be jeopardized.
Carson: Yes, that's right. It's just, uh... why are you telling me about all this?
Lexie: I'm about to have a baby. I want the world to be a safer place for him. I mean, why wouldn't I tell you?
Carson: Well, it's just that your husband is not one of my biggest fans right now.
Lexie: Carson, aren't we all on the same side? I mean, come on, you and i went to high school together. We've known each other since the days omamarching band, braces.
[ Chuckles ]
Carson: All right. All right, I'll get over there right away.
Lexie: Good. I know a shortcut. I'll drive, okay?
[ Music playing ]
Jennifer: All right, welcome, everyone. You are now officially "in the house." My name is jennifer horton, and this is jack deveraux, my husband. Well, wait a minute. You're not my husband. He was my husband, but he's not my husband right now at this very moment in time. Isn't that right?
Jack: Uh, yeah.
Jennifer: Okay, that was well said, well spoken by jack. Anyway, we used to be reporters for the salem "spectator," and the producers of this show thought that maybe a live format of everything that's going on in and around salem would be fresh and exciting. And you add to that a behind-the-scenes peek of a couple of investigative journalists, and you've got... "in the house." "In the house." Do you have anything to add, jack?
Jennifer: You are a font -- a font of information. Isn't that wonderful? I think that it was jack's quick wit that gave the producers the whole idea for this show, really. Well, let's fix jack first. He didn't button his shirt. Oh, let's see. We'll fix him up. One second. Right here. We want you to look nice on the air, jack. There we go. Okay. It's going quite well, don't you think, everyone? It's going well? And jack's answers are short. They're to the point. You're doing a very good job.
Jack: Um, the music in the beginning -- is it gonna be the same music?
Jennifer: Look, look. You can speak -- speak to everyone out there. What's your question?
Jk:K: The music in the beginning. That music -- is it going to be the same music all the time?
Jennifer: The music. Well, that's our theme song, and a theme song is played the same. It never changes for every show. And that was our theme song, so it will stay the same. It will never change for every show.
Jack: Well, I don't like it.
Jennifer: Well, uh, if the show gets canceled and we get picked up to do another show, you can pick the theme song. How's that?
Jack: Will you give me more than 24 hours' notice? Will you give -- will you give me more than 24 hours to prepare?
Jennifer: 24 hours. Can weivive him 24 hours, everyone?
Jennifer: I think we can give you 24 hours. What do you say?
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Shawn-d: Thanks, maggie.
Maggie: So, is abe giving another press conference?
Bo: Not that I know of. I thought hope would want to see her cousin's debut of her new show.
Bo: Jack and jennifer have a new talk show. It's going live today.
Hope: And how do you know this? And why don't I know this?
Bo: I have my sources. I also heard they're going to have a big surprise on the show.
Hope: Really? Well, I guess we have a lot more to celebrate than we realized. Honey? Shawn? You're awfully quiet.
Shawn-d: I'm hungry.
Hope: Hey, what do you say you give belle a call and ask her to join us?
Shawn-d: No. No, thanks.
Kate: So, you felt that shawn was making fun of what you were wearing.
Belle: No, I felt like shawn was making fun of me. Not like he'd ever come out and say he thought I was too serious or uptight. Although I'm starting to wonder myself if maybe I am.
Belle: It's just, everything is so serious in the world right now, and it's not like everything's all calm and tranquil here.
Kate: You know that you have an awf l lot going on in your life right now, and I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to make a little order in all that chaos -- I mean, whatever way you can.
Belle: My lingerie?
Kate: Why not?
Belle: You know, that actually sounds like something my mom would say to me.
Kate: Oh. Well, thank you. I'm flattered by that.
Belle: I guess I just always thought of college as a time where you focus and study, get ready for the future. And my idea of having fun is not losing total control of myself and acting like I'm in junior high. But I do know how to have fun.
Kate: Well, of course you do.
Belle: It's just that I don't like feeling uptight all the time. And I don't understand why after everything shawn's been through, his priorities are still getting half-naked with girls at other schools' baseball games. It's not as bad as it sounds, but why does shawn still want to do stuff like that? When it comes to other people, he is responsible and trustworthy, but when it comes to his own life...
Kate: Belle, is it possible that you have outgrown your boyfriend?
Brady: Dad, I know it's like I'm going to work for the competition, but I want you to know I gave this a lot of thought when victor first came to me.
John: Victor came to you?
Brady: Yes. And he knew it was going to be a very difficult decision for me. But I saw him a couple of times at the hospital, and that's when he knew I was ready. And it's not like I'm leaving here to do the same job over at titan. It's a much bigger company, and there are plenty of opportunities for me to do something different.
John: Did victor happen to discuss the scope of his business dealings?
Brady: All right, I know what you're thinking, and I realize that titan may not be 100% legit, but I made it very clear to victor what I would and would not do.
John: Well, as hard as you may try to separate the spheres, there's never a clean break, son.
Brady: You know that victor would never leananything bad happen to me. You were on the board at "bella" magazine. You worked with victor.
John: Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
Brady: And let's face it, dad, it's not like you're the safest business associate, either. You got a price on your head -- stefano, tony, all the guys you may have crossed when you used to be I.S.A. I want you to trust me, okay? I would never do anything that would get my hands dirty.
John: I do trust you.
Brady: Then do I have your blessing?
Jennifer: That's it. Commercial. Sit down. You did good, good. How you doing? How do you feel?
Jack: Good, good. It's gonna be good. I think as long as we -- you know, teamwork -- you know, we work together, it's gonna be good. In fact, the next show is gonna be so much better, because we're gonna have the time, we're gonna have the teamwork, we're gonna have the rhythm, we're gonna have each other to bounce things off of.
Jennifer: You're doing great.
Ralph: Okay, back from commercial in 15 seconds.
Jennifer: Jack. I'll be right back. I see our first guest.
Jack: We got 15 seconds!
Ralph: 10 seconds!
Jack: We got 10 seconds! Teamwork, rhythm. Help! Come back!
Jack: I can't stall! We got 10 seconds!
Jack: 5 -- 5?
Jack: 3? 2. What happened to 2? 2. Oh, 2, 2, 2, 2. Hi. Hi. How are you? Jack deveraux here. Welcome. Once again, you're in my house.
Ralph: The house.
Jack: In the -- in -- right, right. Uh, you're -- right, shmenk. That was shmenk. Of course. And, as I was saying, now that you're in my house --
Ralph: "In the house." The house.
Jack: Of course it's "in the house"! I mean, that is the name -- "in the house" -- but we are in my house. It's the name of the show -- "in the house" -- but, technically, it's my house. Am I right, shmenk? He nodded. All right. Now that you're in my house -- which is mine -- uh, we have a shmenk. Uh, yes, we have a lot of shmenk here. Um, do you think we could show our shmenk on live television? Or is that crossing some line of decency?
[ Sputtering ] Help. I'm a live tv show host. Get me out of here. Right here I think I've got something of great interest r r the -- uh, no. You could use this. Here. It's time for "jack's pet peeve of the day"! Uh...could we have a music cue, please? I think we could use a music cue. In fact, I know we need a music cue. What do you say, ralph?
Jack: Tomorrow is another day, scarlett. Okay, you heard it here first. We're gonna have a music cue tomorrow. I think that's a really good reason to tune in, don't you? All right, uh...
ta-da that was my music cue. My own, my own -- my very own music cue. Do you think I could get paid for that music cue? I mean, you know, like a music royalty for "ta-da"? Because if I can, I will do it myself. I'll just say, you know, "ta-da, cha-ching," "ta-da, cha-ching," "ta-da, cha--"
Ralph: There's no scale for "ta-da."
Jack: Well, in that case, you can't pay me to do it. I won't do it. I won'T. Wouldn't be prudent. Nope, nope, nope. Well, anyway, time to take my peeve to you. "Jack's pet peeve of the day." You're walking into a fast-food restaurant. You're going for the fries. Do they give you ketchup? No. Not unless you ask for it. Maybe, if they're feeling really generous -- real generous -- they'll give you two. Well, I'll tell you right now, you're gonna be really lucky if can squeeze every little bit out of this piece of ketchup for your small fries. Forget about the super size, because unless you're edward scissorhands, you can't tear this puppy open. So, granny, pull off the dentures and start gnawing, because it's gonna take your teeth to get into this puppy. Like this. Follow this. You can come in close. It's okay. Right.
[ Mumbling ]
Carson: Lexie told me what's going on here. And whatever you think you're pulling, you should know that I intend to stop it.
Jennifer: Oh, really?
John: Well... I wish you all the luck, son.
Brady: I'm glad you understand, dad. It means a lot to me.
John: You know, what I don't understand is what can you do at titan you can't do right here?
Brady: Well, I was thinking about starting a music division.
Brady: Yeah, titan's got a huge publishing arm and a high stake in fashion. There's a natural tie-in there. You know, they could publish their own sheet music and sign new artists.
John: So, what, you're thinking about starting up a record label?
John: Yeah. Chloe?
Brady: Hope so.
John: Damn, son, this is your dream job!
Brady: Well, think about it. To be able to nurture new talent. There's an incredible venue right here in salem -- blue note's up for sale.
John: You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you?
Brady: I have. And that's why I need to apologize for laying this on you now, with all of the family problems.
John: Yeah, don't worry abouitit. We'll manage.
Brady: I've noticed you've been putting in a lot of time here. Does that mean marlena and tony and the wonder twins have been doing the family bonding?
John: It means that marlena has been bonding with her children. It's got nothing to do with tony, though. You know, biology isn't everything. I just don't know why some people can't understand that.
Belle: Did I just make myself sound like the mature one in the relationship? No. At least I haven't been acting that way lately. You know, I tell shawn to go away, and then I go on this tv dating game to prove to him that I'm moving on, and he asks me to get back together with him, and I say no. And then I get mad because we're not together.
Kate: Okay, now, I think I followed that. Um...are you saying that you want to get back with shn?N?
Belle: I guess. I don't know. Kate, is it supposed to be this complicated?
Belle: It's been such a weird year. Maybe what I need is just to get more involved with school, you know? Get a healthier balance going on.
Kate: Can I pitch something to you?
Hope: Did something happen between you and belle?
Shawn-d: Let's not talk about that right now, okay? We're here to celebrate, right?
Maggie: Okay, I think I've got it. Oh, looks like we missed the beginning.
Hope: Maggie, turn up the volume.
Jack: Then, of course it's just the law of nature that the ketchup is gonna squirt all down the front of the shirt that cost you $4 to get dry-cleaned.
Jennifer: I, uh, I don't know what you're getting at, palmer, but we're not trying to pull anything. We're doing a television show. And we have proper permit parking for the trailer if that's what you're so upset about, but you can speak to ralph about that after the show.
Carson: Don't you try to play coy with me, missy. I happen to have received certain information that you and your intend to present some sort of slanderous information on this, uh, so-called television show about the vin ramsell case.
Jennifer: Oh, really? Well, I can tell you right now the last thing that jack is talking about is the vin ramsell case.
Jennifer: No, you see, actually, he is, uh, he is presenting some hard-hitting news with our viewing audience right now, but you know what? The vin ramsell story would be of great interest to the good people of salem. And as journalists, I feel that it is our responsibility to uncover the facts that we have found. And you know what? If you would like to give your take on the story -- and I'm sure you would -- you're more than welcome to come on the show and set the record straight. You know, you can reach the masses.
Carson: That's cute. That's very cute. But I don't think so.
Jennifer: Really? I'd think that you would have the facts right at your fingertips, palmer.
Carson: Well, yes, I do, but I have no intention of allowing you to try to grill me while the cameras are rolling.
Jennifer: Good. So we can say whatever we want to say, and you won't be there to disagree with us no matter what we say. And you know jack is liable to say anything. We all know what a wild card he is.
Carson: Come to think of it, perhaps now is the perfect time to set the record straight.
Jennifer: Come on in.
Lexie: I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Jack: So, I recommend mixing about 30 of these packets in half a cup of water, and what you'll end up with a lovely, steaming cup of tomato bisque.
Who's in the house now?
Who is it?
Jack: We're going to take a commercial break right now, but when we return, we're going to have a very special guest.
Who's in the house now?
Who is it?
Who's in the house now?
Who, who, who, who
you're watching jack
and jennifer's show, yeah
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Kate: Now, you have always had very strong ideas about clothes and design.
Belle: Down to my days-of-the-week underwear.
Kate: I didn't even know they made those anymore.
Belle: I had to look very hard to find them.
Kate: Do you have any idea how much money is in the underwear market right now?
Belle: Well, after that whole thong thing...
Kate: I think that you're onto something -- practically the only retro trend that's gone untapped.
Belle: Underwear? You're kidding.
Kate: No, I'm not. Now, would you be willing to brainstorm some ideas with me? Are you interested in that?
Belle: Yeah, I am.
Kate: Great. Then I have the perfect opportunity for you.
Brady: Dad, I'm sorry. I know I wasn't always accepting of marlena as a stepmother. I hope the twins do better than I did. But I also know that marlena will make them uererstand. Are you still worried that cassie and rex might hurt marlena -- or tony, for that matter?
John: No, I'm not worried about tony. And I don't want you worrying about any of this. You have a future to concentrate on, and I know you're gonna go out there and do great things.
Brady: It's music, dad. It's not saving the world.
John: Yeah, but you got talent, and you got drive, and besides that, you care. And your mother would be very, very proud to know that you're gonna work with victor, and very, very happy. However, I'm gonna miss having you around here. You know, it wasn't the plan when I started this company, but very quickly I began to depend upon having you here. We kind of work in a shorthand, you know?
Brady: You'll definitely live without me.
John: Yeah. So, going out in the world to make your mark, huh? And I have no doubt that you will do just that.
Maggie: Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Why are commercials always so loud?
Hope: I don't know. But jack did a great commercial for ketchup within his show.
Shawn-d: So, what, are they gonna talk about ketchup every day? I mean, don't they have more important things to say to people?
Hope: Well, honey, I think what jack and jennifer are trying to say to the people is that they know it's a very scary world out there these days, and, well, I don't know, they're just being silly and trying to make us laugh.
Ralph: Back from commercial in 5...4...3...
Jennifer: We're back, and you are "in the house," and we have our first visitor with us today. And he has generously agreed to speak with us -- salem's very own district attorney -- carson palmer. Are you comfortable, mr. Palmer?
Carson: Yes, thank you.
Jack: Would you like some coffee, mr. Palmer?
Carson: No, thank you.
Carson: No coffee, no tea, no ketchup. I'm fine, thank you.
Jennifer: Mr. Palmer, you know, you really have had a terrific conviction record. And you seem to work tirelessly for this city.
Carson: Well, I simply do what I was elected to do.
Jack: Well, that's quite a bonanza that just landed in your lap -- alleged drug dealer vin ramsell and his girlfriend accomplice...
Jennifer: Maria annendel.
Jack: Yes, yes, yes. Are you going to throw the book at them, or are you just going to let them plea-bargain their way out?
Carson: The district attorney's office plans to aggressively pursue a just resolution.
Jack: But there is no real, true justice, is there? I mean, we can't turn back the clock for the victims or their families. Tell us, did you know about maria annendel's connections to the underworld when you were seen having dinner with her recently?
Brady: I know that sally has been coveting my desk chair, so I will clear out all of my stuff today.
John: Oh, take your time, please.
[ Knock on door ]
John: Yeah, come on in.
Kate: Excuse me, but I thought that you would like to welcome our newest employee.
Belle: Kate offered me an internship for the summer, and I accepted.
Brady: See? At least you'll have one of your kids working for you, dad.
John: Oh, this is fantastic. Ha ha ha. Ahh...
Carson: As you undoubtedly know, I am not permitted to discuss specific details of pending cases.
Jennifer: Oh, well, I thought that's why you agreed to appear on the show, but if you don't want to set the record straight, we'll be happy to let the audience know what we know.
Carson: I think the good citizens of salem deserve to know more than just half the story.
Jennifer: But we know the whole story, palmer.
Jack: More than you could imagine.
Carson: You had better not make any accusations you can't fully back up.
Jack: Noted. You and vin ramsell are business partners, and you have been giving his business associates a get-out-of-jail-free card in exchange for money and profits from their business. You, sir, are a top dog in the salem underwod D. How do you like those accusations?
Carson: You know what that's called, mr. Deveraux? That is called slander. And you're gonna find that little statement of yours was very costly indeed.
Jennifer: Oh, is that a pending case against jack that you're talking about? Because you just said you didn't want to discuss pending seses. Maybe you should call the police. Maybe we should call the police. Oh, but even better, look who's coming through the door. Commander carver. You know, I bet if you're real nice to him, he'll give you a ride downtown, carson.
Abe: Carson palmer, you're under arrest.
Shawn-d: Mom, I'd say this is bigger than ketchup.
Hope: Mm-hmm. They really got palmer.
Abe: [ On tv ] With your miranda rights...
Hope: You knew, huh?
Bo: I wouldn't have missed this.
Abe: I know how much you appreciate proper protocol.
Carson: Just what the hell do you think you're doing? This is ridiculous!
Abe: You've been running roughshod over the citizens of this city for a long time. Now it's our turn. Cuff him. You have the right to remain silent. If you wish to give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney, and if you so desire and cannot afford one, then an attorney will be appointed for you. Now, do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?
Chloe: I'm out of isolation now. I'm going to be okay.
Brady: It won't be long before we have to say goodbye.
Kate: You are a coward when it comes to your feelings, so why don't you just go back to the station? Go back to your real life.
Alice: You think your generation invented sex?
Shawn-d: Oh, gran!
Rex: It's no accident my name means "king."
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