Days Transcript Monday 3/31/03


Days of Our Lives Transcript Monday 3/31/03--Canada; 4/01/03--USA

By Eric


Shawn-d: You're wearing the wrong day. : What?

 Shawn-d: Your, uh, day-of-the-week panties -- they're tomorrow's.

 Belle: No, it's a midnight, so I changed them.

 Shawn-d: [ Laughs ]

 Belle: What are you laughing at?

 John: Can you repeat that once again?

 Cassie: I've been arrested. , You have got to help me.

 John: Where are you now?

 Cassie: Commander Carver's office. He brought me here first as a favor to mom, but they're going to put me in jail unless one of my parents comes.

 John: Well, that's not me.

 Cassie: Well, you're my stepfather and my uncle. Please... I don't want my mom and dad to find out about this... yet. I have nobody else to call. 3E889E9F.JPG

 John: Sit tight. I'll be right there.

 Tony: What was that about?

 John: I got to go.

 Tony: Oh, not so fast. You said to me you came here to try and expose my dirty little secrets. Well, seems like you've got a few dirty secrets of your own.

 John: Go to hell.

 Jack: Have I died and gone to heaven?

 Natasha: There, there.

 Jennifer: Oh, no, Jack, you're not dead...yet.

 Maria: See anything that interests you?

 Bo: Ahem. What's your name?

 Maria: Oh... who cares about names? You saw me at the club, didn't you?

 Bo: Yes, I did.

 Maria: Mmm...I saw you, too. You are so cute. Ha ha ha! Those big brown eyes, this nice strong bod.... why don't you show me if you're as good as you look, huh?

 Shawn-d: [ Laughs ] O-okay... I'm sorry I was laughing. I-it's just --

 Belle: What?

 Shawn-d: Okay, well, day-of-the-week panties are funny to begin with, all right?

 Belle: Not to me.

 Shawn-d: Oh, come on!

 Belle: Shawn, they are not meant to be funny.

 Shawn-d: No? Then what's the purpose -- to remind you what day of the week it is? I mean, don't you have a calendar in here? 3E889FDA.JPG

 Belle: Okay, they are meant to be sexy, and might I point out to you there's nothing sexy about laughing?

 Shawn-d: All right, whoa! Hey, hey, I was only laughing because I --

 Belle: Because you think I'm so cute. Look at little belle in her silly little days-of-the-week underwear and her need to change them after midnight so they're on the right day -- how precious.

 Shawn-d: Okay, I was not making fun of you. It's just when I saw that you had the day of the week on y-- your -- your panties, it just struck me as -- okay, all right. Maybe it's because I -- I'm nervous. That -- yeah. That's what it was. It was nervous laughter. 3E889FFE.JPG

 Belle: Yeah, Shawn, right.

 Shawn-d: No, what, I'm not allowed to get nervous? This is supposed to be a big, meaningful event in our lives, and I was just --

 Belle: You're a little nervous. I know, Shawn. I heard you.

 Shawn-d: Why are you getting so hostile all of a sudd--

 Belle: I am not getting hostile! I just wish you would -- okay, sorry. Maybe I am -- am acting a little hostile, but it's only because I'm nervous, too. The last thing I expected was for you to find me funny. I wanted you to think I was sexy and irresistible, and I'm looking at you right now and you have this look on your face that makes me think you're about to crack up when I think that you should be turned on and carried away, but... I guess it just hurt my feelings. I mean, there are those times when you want someone to laugh, and then there are those times when that's the last thing you want someone to do. 3E88A03A.JPG

 Shawn-d: I really am sorry.

 Belle: I just wanted everything to be perfect, that's all.

 Shawn-d: Well, did -- did you iron your panties like you iron everything else?

 Belle: Oh, god, that's a good idea -- let's make fun of me again like we never had this conversation 'cause obviously it made a huge impression on you.

 Shawn-d: What did I do now?

 Belle: You made a lame joke right after I told you your last joke hurt my feelings.

 Shawn-d: All right, fine. Fine. I'm a jerk. I'm insensitive and callous, and you know what? I'm just going to keep my mouth shut from now on 'cause all I manage to do is just put my foot in it.

 Belle: You really hate that I iron my clothes, don't you? You hate that I organize my closet and make lists and always remember everyone's birthday and anniversary. 3E88A060.JPG

 Shawn-d: What?

 Belle: Would you just prefer if I was sloppy and careless and always did everything on the spur of the moment, and really didn't care if my panties said it was Monday when it was really Saturday --

 Shawn-d: Stop! Calm down! You're going on and on like this. It's crazy. I like the fact that you're a perfectionist, okay? I love everything about you. Don't you know that by now? So please, look, before I said that maybe I was a little nervous, but I'm thinking maybe you -- we -- are both a little nervous, and that's why you're getting upset with me over nothing.

 Belle: It's not nothing to be laughed at.

 Shawn-d: I was doing it... out of love. I love you. I-I didn't want to make you feel bad, I just -- I want to make you happy more than anything. Right now. I just want to see you happy. Okay? So let's -- let's just start over. Okay? Come on. Just -- we'll forget about everything. No more laughing. Just this. 3E88A0BE.JPG

 Jennifer: Hello! Am I interrupting something?

 Natasha: Sorry, doll, this one's mine. You know the rules. I saw him first.

 Jennifer: O y yeah? Well, sorry, doll, but I saw him first a long time ago. He is my ex-husband and my current fiancÚ, I'll have you know.

 Natasha: So what? I've dated plenty of ex-husbands and current fiancÚs.

 Jack: Uh -- oh, sorry. Look, you're quite lovely, but I'm not interested. I'm taken. So if you could just leave us alone, I'd apprec--

 Natasha: When you're ready for a real woman, ask for Natasha.

 Jack: Jennifer, I-I-I can explain 3E88A0E6.JPG

 Jennifer: No, no, you don't need to explain. I know exactly what is going on between you and Natasha.

 Maria: Mmm.

 Bo: Mmm. Thanks, thanks. Uh... but, uh... right now that's not what I'm interested in.

 Maria: What are you, gay?

 Bo: Ha ha.

 Maria: So you're not looking for a good time?

 Bo: Yes, I am looking for a good time but, um...

[ Sniffs ] A chemically-induced one. Can you help me out there?

 Maria: Sorry.

 Bo: Whoa, whoa. Look, hold on, hold on.

 Bo: How about now? Can you help now?

 Maria: Maybe.

Come on. Does your town have anything? 3E88A1C6.JPG

 Shawn-d: I want tonight to last forever.

 Belle: So do I. We're going to look back on this night for the rest of our lives -- our first time.

 Shawn-d: You are so beautiful. And look -- I'm not laughing. Not even smiling.

 Belle: I'm sorry that I got so upset before. I know I was overreacting.

 Shawn-d: No. It doesn't matter. I've been known to do that myself from time to time.

 Belle: You? Never.

 Shawn-d: Do you know that when I'm not with you I miss you so much I go crazy?

 Belle: I can't stand it when we're apart, either. I start doing all these pathetic things, like staring at your picture and listening to songs that remind me of you. 3E88A1FA.JPG

 Shawn-d: Hey, I like that you do that.

 Belle: It's scary how much I love you, Shawn.

 Shawn-d: Do you know when I was out of to..... despite all the noise in the hotel room and guys and girls going in and out all night, I just -- I could not stop thinking about you.

 Belle: What?

 Shawn-d: Wh-what? What?

 Belle: Well, you never told me there were girls in your hotel room.

 Jack: Nothing was going on, Jennifer, with Natasha or any other woman. I swear it. I swear on a stack of bibles --

 Jennifer: I know, I know. I was just teasing you, Jack.

 Jack: I woke up, and she was all up in my face. 3E88A22E.JPG

 Jennifer: Wait a minute. What do you mean, you woke up?

 Jack: I woke -- I was in there, questioning Maria Annendel, and she got suspicious 'cause she sicced the bouerer on me. He threw me out of here, and then he -- he found me out here again and knocked me out cold. I mean, that must have been when Natasha found me, and I swear to you, I woke up at the moment that you arrived -- ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

 Jennifer: Hey, are you ready to go home now?

 Jack: Hmm? No, no, no, no! Bo took off with Maria. I got to see if he comes back and tells me what happened.

 Jennifer: Oh! Okay. I'll wait here with you 'cause Abby's sleeping at Jo and Vern's, so I really have all the time in the world. 3E88A24F.JPG

 Jack: Oh, no. I-I really think --

 Jennifer: No, no arguments. I wouldn't want to leave you here alone, Jack.

 Cassie: Look, I-I swear, I didn't -- I'm innocent. It was the others, commander Carver. You've got to believe me. I-I didn't do anything wrong. I'm Lexie's niece. Doesn't that count for something? You're not even listening to me!

 Abe: Damn it, Bo! When are you going to learn not to take the law into your own hands?

 Woman: John black just arrived. You better get down here.

 Cassie: Thank god you came.

 John: So, what did she do?

 Shawn-d: Calm down, okay?

 Belle: No, no. I will not calm down until you explain to me why you were having a party in your hotel room.

 Shawn-d: It was nothing!

 Belle: If it was nothing, how come you neglected to mention it to me?

 Shawn-d: Okay... jerry invited some of the guys to come back to our hotel room and party. Big deal.

 Belle: Shawn, you said there were girls there.

 Shawn-d: Well, some of the guys invited state's cheerleaders to come over, and they brought their friends. 3E88A34D.JPG

 Belle: To your room.

 Shawn-d: Yeah.

 Belle: How many girls were there?

 Shawn-d: I don't know.

 Belle: 2? 10? 20?

 Shawn-d: Uh, you know, belle, I didn't do a head count, okay? There was a bunch.

 Belle: What did you do with them?

 Shawn-d: Nothing. I didn't do anything with them. The guys invited them over, and -- I wasn't even partying with them. Why are you blowing this totally out of proportion?

 Belle: How late were they there?

 Shawn-d: I don't know. They were still there when I fell asleep.

 Belle: Were they still there when you woke up?

 Shawn-d: Some of them. 3E88A36C.JPG

 Belle: There were girls in your hotel room all night?

 Shawn-d: Yes! But I --

 Belle: But nothing!

[ Groans ]

 Belle: Get out.

 Abe: Well... as far as I can tell, Cassie was in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people.

 Cassie: That's what I've been trying to tell you.

 John: Hey. Go on.

 Abe: Well, Cassie and some other Salem university students were at Salem place after hours. Apparently, they had been drinking. They knocked over some trash cans, they vandalized a soda machine -- I mean, nothing really major. But one of our beat cops found them, gave them a breathalyzer test and brought 'em in. We haven't really charged Cassie with anything yet, but -- 3E88A3A2.JPG

 Carson: Isn't that just like you, commander Carver? Always ready to do a favor for your friends.

 Jennifer: All right, let me see. Oh, it's really bleeding, Jack.

 Jack: Oh, no, it's nothing, really.

 Jennifer: It is something. Maybe we should go to the emergency room.

 Jack: It's just a scratch.

> Jennifer: It's not just a scratch. You were unconscious.

 Jack: Just for a minute.

 Jennifer: A minute is all it takes.

 Jack: Look, I don't need to go to the hospital or the E.R. Or get stitched up or anything. I need to be right here. This is important. Something big is about to happen, and Carson Palmer's girlfriend and club echelon may hold all the answers. 3E88A3C3.JPG

 Jennifer: Yeah, and you may get beat up again.

 Jack: Jennifer, I'm staying right here till Bo gets back. Hopefully, he's having better luck with Maria than I did.

 Bo: So, this is the place where I can buy my pity?

 Maria: You stay here.

 Bo: See ya.

 Vin: You're late. The party's almost over.

 Maria: Oh, really?

 Vin: It's almost over. Just a few wasted hangers-on with nowhere to go, but --

 Bo: Hey, hey. Hey. Everything all set?

 Vin: Who's that?

 Maria: I told you to wait in the car!

 Bo: I got bored.

 Vin: What's he doing here?

 Bo: What do you think I'm doing here? I'm here to party. So let's party. 3E88A418.JPG

[ Sniffs ] Mirror, mirror

on the wall,"

 Shawn-d: What is going on with you?

 Belle: I asked you to leave, Shawn.

 Shawn-d: Do you have any idea how much of an insane overreaction this is?

 Belle: Oh, really? You had a huge party in your hotel room, where there were lots of girls who all just happened to stay the night, and I'm not supposed to react to that? You didn't even tell me until just now!

 Shawn-d: Yes, I know, there was girls there, but I-I wasn't with any of them and none of them spent the night with me. The other guys -- what are you doing? What -- 3E88A4F2.JPG

 Girl: Watch it! What are you do-- Shawn? Is that you?

 Shawn-d: Yeah. Hey -- yeah.

 Girl: It's me -- Amy.

 Shawn-d: Right. Right.

 Belle: Hi, Amy. I'm belle.

 Amy: Hey, belle.

 Belle: Hey, I haven't seen you around Hartley house or around campus, so how do you guys know each other?

 Shawn-d: She goes to state.

 Belle: Wouldn't happen to be one of those party girls, would she?

 Shawn-d: So! Amy... wh-what are you doing here?

 Amy: One of your teammates asked me to come visit -- Brendan McWeeny. Um, I met him after the game.

 Shawn-d: Brendan. Right.

 Amy: I never got to thank you for the other night. I had such a great time in your room. 3E88A515.JPG

 Shawn-d: Yeah... well, so I heard.

 Amy: So you heard? You were there, too. And from what I remember, you didn't have such a bad time yourself, Tarzan.

 Abe: Kind of late for you to be hanging around the station, isn't it, Palmer?

 Carson: You are through abusing your power to help the Brady family, Carver, and starting right now.

 John: It's got nothing to do with the Brady's.

 Carson: Oh, no? Last I heard, you were a honorary member of their little clan.

 John: That's quite a stretch.

 Abe: Carson, let the department do its job, would you, before you start jumping to conclusions?

 Carson: Oh, no jumping necessary. No, I've just seen how the department was doing its job when I walked in. You have yet to officially charge miss Dimera with anything, and you don't want to. However, when she was apprehended at Salem place, this...underage young woman was obviously quite drunk. Now, we are not going to send a message to the youth of Salem that that is acceptable behavior. 3E88A552.JPG

 John: You know, Palmer, I don't see any reporters here. Can we cut the speech short?

 Carson: Fine. Here's the condensed version -- lock her up.

 John: I want her released to my custody.

 Carson: Why, because you're an honorary Brady?

 John: Because not only am I her uncle, I'm her stepfather, and because as a first-time offender, the worst she's looking at is a hand-slap misdemeanor.

 Carson: You should tell that to the judge... when she's arraigned.

 John: Carson, you know who I am. You know I have connections in high places. So you cross me over a matter this small, and I promise you you will regret it. 3E88A57B.JPG

 Bo: This pretty lady said you're the man to see for a party... you know what I mean?

 Vin: Not necessarily.

 Bo: You're playing with me, right? He's playing with me?

[ Sniffs ] Look, man, uh, I don't want a party, I need a party -- bad. Whatever it costs.

 Vin: Who's this guy?

 Maria: I'm not sure, but he has the money to pay for a good time.

 Vin: You got references?

 Bo: Ha ha. Yeah, the best -- Ben Franklin, Ulysses S. Grant, Andrew Jackson...

 Vin: Ha ha ha. You're funny. I don't like funny. I don't trust funny. You come back when you got a real referral.

 Bo: Damn it.

 Belle: Tarzan, huh?

 Shawn-d: Look, I can explain.

 Amy: No one expected Shawn to take that dare. I mean, it was, like, what -- 4:00 in the morning? We were totally out of it. 3E88A690.JPG

 Belle: Shawn, I thought you were sleeping while the party was going on.

 Amy: Oh he was. He totally crashed. But not until after he pulled the coolest stunt ever.

 Belle: Really? What kind of stunt?

 Shawn-d: Amy, look --

 Amy: I can't believe he didn't tell you. He stripped down to his boxers, went to the roof of the hotel, and dove in the pool. Ha ha ha!

 Belle: Really?

 Amy: But that wasn't the best part. When he hit the water, his shorts fell off, so he kept diving down, trying to find them, only the pool was too dark, so, uh, the pool area wasn't, though. Ha ha! Anyway, finally someone got one of those little hotel towels, and when he got out of the water, he draped it around his middle, sort of like a loincloth -- ha ha ha! So everyone started chanting, "Tarzan! Tarzan! Tarzan!" Ha ha ha. 3E88A6BB.JPG

 Shawn-d: Amy! Brendan must be wondering where you are.

 Amy: Oh, my god, come on. Look, just do the yell -- the Tarzan yell, Shawn.

 Shawn-d: No.

 Amy: Ha ha! Please? It was so cool.

[ Imitating Tarzan ] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 Belle: Guess there's a whole 'nother side of you I've never seen before, huh, Shawn?

 Jennifer: So this is where Maria works.

 Jack: If that's what you call it, yeah.

 Jennifer: I don't believe this.

 Jack: Well, it's just a --

 Jennifer: Oh, there's Bo.

 Jack: Bo.

 Bo: Hey.

 Jack: What happened? Where's Maria? 3E88A6F1.JPG

 Bo: What happened to you?

 Jack: Oh, this? Oh, it's nothing. Arnie the bouncer tried to bounce me out of here, so... please just tell me -- what's going on?

 Bo: Maria got in my car. I convinced her I was looking for drugs and wanted to party.

 Jack: And?

 Bo: She took me to a house -- 1630 Holland street. We got to check it out.

 Jennifer: Yeah.

 Bo: A young guy was there -- very suspicious. Wouldn't negotiate with me, wouldn't let me in.

 Jack: Could he be connected to Palmer, too?

 Bo: Yeah, not only because they both know Maria.

 Jennifer: And you know what? Come to think of it, the other night at the blue note, she was so out of her league, Bo, but she was clearly the one calling the shots with Carson Palmer. 3E88A718.JPG

 Jack: Was she? I mean, she might just be the go-between for the person really pulling the strings.

 Bo: If the party house guy is into drugs -- and there's no reason Maria would have taken me up there if he wasn't -- then he could be connected to the gang violence that's going on in Salem right now.

 Jack: If he and Carson Palmer are connected, that ties the D.A. In with all that gang violence. That's gonna bring that guy down once and for all.

 Bo: Yeah, well, I'm doing a complete background check on our buddy Palmer. If there's anything to find, I'll find it. It's about time for me to ratchet up my hunt for incriminating evidence. Catch you guys later. 3E88A73E.JPG

 Jennifer: I don't get it. Why would a guy come to a place like this and pay some strange woman to fawn all over him and pretend that she cares?

 Jack: Well, loneliness, I suppose.

 Jennifer: Must make you really appreciate me, then... because if you have me, who really cares, then you don't have to resort to these sort of desperate measures, do you?

 Jack: Oh...heaven forbid.

 Jennifer: Don't even think about it.

 Jack: Never. Never. 'Cause I am so damn lucky with you.

 John: So what's it gonna be, Carson?

[ Cellular phone rings ]

[ Ring ]

 Carson: I'll have to take that. Carson Palmer. 3E88A771.JPG

 Cassie: You were amazing. You saved my life.

 John: Well, Palmer hasn't agreed to anything yet.

 Cassie: Did you see the look in his eyes? He's totally afraid of you. There's no way he's going to interfere with commander Carver letting you take me home. You really do care about me. Oh...

 John: Hey, hey. You okay?

 Cassie: Yeah, I'm just -- I'm just a little tired.

 Abe: And still buzzed.

 John: Cassie, let me explain something to you. No matter which way you slice it, this underage drinking is a crime. Now, you got lucky this time. You might not get lucky next time, so no more, all right? It's just not worth it. 3E88A798.JPG

 Cassie: That's it? No threats, no giant lectures?

 John: I think a lot of things are still kind of new to you, so my take on all this is that you probably got inebriated because you didn't know any better, because you succumbed to curiosity, peer pressure, whatever. Just from now on, try to be a little more careful, all right?

 Cassie: I will. I promise.

 John: If it's all right with you, I'd like to take her home.

 Abe: I think you've learned your lesson.

 Cassie: Yes, I have. I promise.

 John: All right, let's get out of here.

 Cassie: Thank you so much. 

 Tony: Well, what's going on here?

 Cassie: Tony, um...

 Abe: Cassie was arrested. She and some other kids were drinking, and they got into a little... mischief at Salem place.

 Cassie: I told you I didn't want my parents to know about this. Why did you call him? 3E88A872.JPG

 John: I didn't.

 Tony: Oh, no, I followed him. You see, john has me under constant surveillance. I thought I'd respond in kind. I didn't know you were here to bail out my daughter. Why wasn't I called?

 Abe: Cassie insisted on calling john.

 Tony: I see. So may I have a moment alone with my daughter, please?

 John: Why? It's all over. Everything's been worked out. She's learned her lesson.

 Abe: John, come on, let's go out.

 John: Coffee?

 Abe: Yeah, I'll buy. Come on.

 John: Sure. I'll be outside if you need me.

 Tony: Oh, this is very disappointing, Cassie. 3E88A897.JPG

 Cassie: Tony --

 Tony: Not only did you call john black instead of your own father, you embarrassed and humiliated yourself in public. I will not tolerate that, do you understand? You will not drag my family name through the mud. Now, why don't you get your things? I'm going to take you back to the dorm. You can sleep it off. We'll discuss this in the morning.

 Cassie: I can't go back to the dorm. I got kicked out.

 Tony: What? What?

 Cassie: Because...

 Tony: Why? Say it.

 Cassie: I had a beer, and I got caught.

 Tony: So this is how a brilliant young woman behaves in public, is it? Making one stupid mistake after another! 3E88A8C2.JPG

 John: Come on, give the kid a break, Tony.

 Tony: This is between me and my daughter.

 John: No, actually, it's not. Whether you like it or not, I'm also involved in Cassie's life, and I'm not going to stand around and watch you come down on her for being a kid. Yeah, the girl had a couple drinks. Teenagers do that. Haven't you heard? They make mistakes, they learn from them. And if you're perceptive, you can see that she regrets it.

 Tony: This is none of your damn business. Now, come, let's go.

 Cassie: No, I don't want to go with you. John, will you please take me home with you? I want to be with my mother. 3E88A8EB.JPG

 Jennifer: Ooh. All right, you know, I'm going to, uh, call Vern and Jo and make sure Abby went to sleep already.

 Jack: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't call them. It's after midnight. They're asleep.

 Jennifer: Who are you calling?

 Jack: Calling Bo. I want to find out what's going on at club echelon.

 Jennifer: No, no, no, you're not calling Bo. He said that he would get in touch with us you have done enough investigating for one night. You have been knocked down, dragged out, punched. That's enough, Mr. Deveraux.

 Jack: All right.

 Jennifer: It is time for you to relax, Mr. Deveraux. I'm so glad you came this evening. 3E88A914.JPG

 Jack: Why, thank you. It's nice to be here.

 Jennifer: Good. Now, we will begin -- there we go -- other arm, sir. Thank you.

 Jack: Uh-huh.

 Jennifer: We will begin by loosening your tie.

 Jack: Uh-huh. Thank you.

 Jennifer: Would you like a drink, Mr. Deveraux?

 Jack: Uh... no. No, thank you.

 Jennifer: Would you like a back rub or a massage?

 Jack: Mm.

 Jennifer: I know, I know. What if I just leaned in on you like Natasha did at club echelon?

 Jack: Mm. Mm. Now, this is much better.

 Jennifer: See what I'm doing for you right here in your very own home? I am creating -- I am creating your very own club echelon. 3E88A944.JPG

 Jack: You've created the upper echelon. But you need to know something. Having a woman -- any woman -- just wait on me hand and foot is really not all that appealing.

 Jennifer: Oh, no?

 Jack: No, no. No, what I'm looking for is, uh, is a life partner. Yeah, that's it -- life partner. Someone smart and funny, someone with big... big heart that I can love with all my heart.

 Jennifer: Really?

 Jack: Really.

 Jennifer: I don't suppose you've found that woman, have you?

 Jack: Actually, uh, I have, and I'm never going to let her go. Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never. 3E88A981.JPG

 Bo: Excuse me. Uh... you busy?

 Natasha: Not at the moment, sugar, but I'd love the chance to get busy with you.

 Bo: [ Chuckles ] Sounds good.

 Natasha: What's your name?

 Bo: Norman.

 Natasha: Well, Norman, I'm Natasha. Why don't we sit down?

 Bo: Ahem.

 Natasha: Bobbie, bring us a bottle of champagne.

 Bobbie: Coming up.

 Natasha: I'm glad you chose me.

 Bo: You're the prettiest woman here. So, um... what do you offer?

 Natasha: What did you have in mind?

 Bo: Uh... a nice evening. 3E88A9B4.JPG

 Bobbie: There you go.

 Natasha: I can certainly give you that.

 Bobbie: That'll be $200.

 Bobbie: Is that the best you can do?

 Bo: Mm-hmm.

 Natasha: So inspiring, don't you think?

 Bo: Huh?

 Natasha: The way all that pent-up force gets released.

 Bo: Mm-hmm. Ha ha.

 Natasha: To us.

 Bo: Yeah. Um... what's it like? I mean, working here with all these people.

 Shawn-d: Okay. I admit that everything that Amy said was true, but it was all in fun, and I was just trying to get everybody to leave the room. 3E88AA55.JPG

 Belle: Did it work?

 Shawn-d: No. No, they said they were going to leave if I were to jump in the pool. That was the dare, so I did, but after I jumped, they decided it was a perfect reason to keep the party going, so everybody followed me back to the room and stayed the night.

 Belle: I've heard enough.

 Shawn-d: No, it's the truth.

 Belle: No, Shawn, the truth is that you jumped at a chance to party with some sexy cheerleaders because you've been bored with me and my stupid days-of-the-week panties.

 Shawn-d: What -- bored? I-I told you, I was thinking of you the entire time. 3E88AA72.JPG

 Belle: Yeah, Shawn, but you didn't tell me about this party.

 Shawn-d: Because I didn't think it was important.

 Belle: No, no, you didn't think I'd understand because you think I am this straight-laced goody 2-shoes bore.

 Shawn-d: No, I-I do not think -- belle, oh, are you kidding me?

 Belle: Get out. Shawn, get out and go be wild. Party somewhere else where other people will appreciate the real Shawn Brady.

[ Groans ]

 Shawn-d: Everybody else liked the Tarzan yell.

 Jennifer: Are you sure that you don't want me to play club hostess, and you can be the lonely man in town with your network marketing convention? 3E88AAA2.JPG

 Jack: Ah, no. No, I have played lonely man. I'm done with it. Did the movie, the series, the sitcom, the video game -- no, no, I'm moving on to bigger and better things now.

 Jennifer: Yeah. You are moving on to bigger and better things.

 Jack: But... first, I think I do want a back rub.

 Jennifer: Oh, yes, yes.

 Jack: Yes, I do.

 Jennifer: Coming right up, Mr. Deveraux. You just sit back and relax, and I'll brush all your cares away.

 Jack: Mm. Mm.

 Jack: All right. Forget the back rub. Forget it.

 Natasha: So what do you want to know? 3E88AAEE.JPG

 Bo: [ Lisping ] Well, like I said... this is my first time, and... are all the women here as nice as you?

 Natasha: Not as pretty and not as nice.

 Bo: Oh. I didn't think so. I saw this other woman, um... she looked kind of tough. I think her name was Maria. Yeah, I heard somebody call her Maria. Uh... she seemed kind of scary.

 Natasha: Maria's a piece of work, all right. Any other girl would get canned for treating the customers the way she does. But somehow she gets away with it.

 Bo: Wow. That's weird. Weird. She have connections or something? 3E88AB1C.JPG

 Natasha: Why are you so interested in Maria?

 Bo: I'm just making convers-- I'm just curious.

 Natasha: Maybe a little too curious.

 Bo: What --

 Natasha: The champagne's almost gone. You got your money's worth. Have a nice night.

 Bo: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

 Natasha: Let go of me, Norman, or I'll call the bouncer.

 Bo: I-I'll buy some more champagne.

 Natasha: If Arnie tosses you out, you'll never be allowed back in.

 Bo: Just another bottle.

 Natasha: I'm off-duty. If Arnie has to mess up that cute face, it'd be a real shame. 3E88AB55.JPG

 Tony: You're not leaving with john.

 Cassie: Commander Carver, you said it was okay before.

 Tony: You're being terribly unfair, Cassie.

 Abe: Is Marlena at home?

 John: Yeah.

 Abe: Then take Cassie there.

 John: Excuse me.

 Tony: You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Trying to wedge yourself between me and my daughter.

 John: Why don't you step aside?

 Abe: You know, Cassie wants to be with her mother, so if you have a problem with my decision, take it up with me.

 Chloe: I love you, Brady.

 Brady: I love you, too. I promise we're never going to be apart again.

 Abe: You break the rules, people get hurt. Haven't you learned that? 3E88AB98.JPG

 Victor: You'll never get the upper hand with me -- never.

 Nicole: Nothing lasts forever, Victor.

 Victor: No. There's a fresh hell somewhere for you. Surgical masks are being worn en masse and with 370 virus that is piggy backing with

 Chris: Hi.

 Emily: Hey, Chris. I didn't know you were coming.


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