B&B Transcript Wednesday 1/5/11

The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Wednesday 1/5/11


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Proofread By Emma

Dayzee: All right. Always be sure to clean the steam nozzle after every usage, yeah?

Tony: Isn't steam sterile?

Leilani: "Sterile" isn't good enough when you're servin' the public.

Anthony: Hey, I can't hear myself add and subtract here.

Leilani: Who died and left you in charge?

Tony: Hmm.

Stephanie: You-- what about this, Anthony? Um, maybe it'd be a good idea if you, um... (Inhales sharply) Went to City College and took a class in bookkeeping.

Anthony: I think that's a great idea.

Stephanie: Okay.

Brooke: Hello, everybody.

Leilani: Hey.

Stephanie: Hey.

Brooke: Hey. Hi, Anthony.

Anthony: Hi.

Brooke: I told you your other Christmas present would be a little late.

Anthony: Oh, you already gave me a guitar. What more do I need?

Brooke: A good kidney. Now you can keep it.

Stephanie: Oh. I'll say it's Christmas.

Owen: What?

Jackie: Okay, it was a bad idea.

Whip: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Aggie: Jackie, you told us not to say anything.

Nick: You said that you didn't want our opinion, Mother.

Jackie: That is true, but--

Nick: But deep down, you wanted us to be unable to control ourselves, didn't you?

Owen: I think your designs are great.

Whip: Yeah, th-these are yours?

Jackie: (Scoffs) We don't have a designer, remember? Look, they may be derivative, but at least they're not actually stolen.

Whip: No, no, Jackie, Jackie. I-I can sell these.

Nick: They're certainly better than anything else we've got.

Aggie: Oh, I thought we had nothing. I thought we were one step away from folding.

Nick: "Were" is right.

Owen: I say that we take a vote.

Aggie: What's there to vote on? We either give these to the patternmaker, or we open a used car lot.

Nick: I don't think we're quite that desperate.

Jackie: (Scoffs) Well, no, but after the unrecoverable hours and dollars that we wasted producing Amber's stolen goods, what resources we have left, we can't throw into another line that we can't sell.

Owen: I would love to see you in every single one of these. Hell, I'd buy them all.

Whip: Yeah, and I can move them. Look, practicality isn't the only or the main reason that women buy expensive gowns. It's because of image. That image is you, Jackie. Secretly, they may doubt that they can actually pull it off, but I think they really revel in the fantasy that maybe that they could.

Nick: Sounds to me like Jackie M. is back in business.

Aggie: Yeah!

Whip: Hear, hear!

Owen: That's what I'm talkin' about! Done.

Whip: I'm down for that.

Jackie: Oh, my gosh. (Laughs)

Leilani: Doesn't this lady look like you?

Brooke: Oh.

Stephanie: That's not a particularly good photograph.

Leilani: Well, Anthony says it's not you.

Brooke: Does he?

Stephanie: Oh, well, it is her. And let me tell you something, even when she's old and gray and at assisted living with her teeth in a jar, they'll still be doing nude photographs of her... (Laughing) In magazines.

Brooke: Oh, you think that's funny, do you?

Stephanie: I do.

Brooke: Mm-hmm.

Leilani: Are there any other, um, half-naked pictures of your stepson? 'Cause he's hot.

Dayzee: (Clears throat) Lani, why don't you come over here so we can practice the condiment setup?

Leilani: (Whispers) See you later. Okay.

Brooke: (Chuckles) (Sighs)

Stephanie: If I didn't have one leg in the grave, I think I would kick you out of here for corrupting public morals.

Brooke: Oh. (Sighs) Do you think Amber could have had something to do with that photo of me and Thomas backstage?

Stephanie: She's-- she's basically persona non grata. How would she do something like that?

Brooke: Mm, she's been acting very suspicious lately. She even wormed her way into bed with Liam Cooper.

Stephanie: What?

Brooke: Well, it's all a little bit murky. He claims he had a concussion.

Stephanie: She hit him on the head?

Brooke: (Laughs)

Stephanie: (Chuckles)

Brooke: He says that when he woke up in the morning, she was there next to him.

Stephanie: Hmm. Where have I heard that one before?

Brooke: Okay. Okay, forget it. Forget it. I was just looking for another explanation of where this photo might have come from. (Sighs) Ridge thinks that Whip took it.

Stephanie: Was Whip even there? Oh, of course he was, because he was with--well, hi.

Brooke: (Gasps) el nine, la NiŮa-- what's the difference? It's flooding either way.

Taylor: Oh, is the naked weather girl predicting another tsunami? Hello. How are you? Mwah!

Stephanie: Hi, Honey. How are you?

Taylor: I'm sorry I'm--I'm late. I hope I'm not too late to keep Brooke from poisoning your mind about my husband.

Jackie: I think I'd rather stay anonymous.

Whip: Oh. (Scoffs)

Aggie: Another Madame X?

Whip: Oh, please. We--we've done that.

Jackie: (Laughs) Madame Y.

Whip: Jackie, come on. You--you sound like doctor who. What--what's wrong with "Jackie M. by Jackie M."?

Jackie: Ooh. Sounds like vanity press to me, like I'm publishing my own really bad poetry. (Chuckles)

Whip: Oh, but see, I can work with that. Let's see.

Jackie: You can?

Whip: Yeah. "How do I dress thee? Let me count the ways."

Jackie: Ooh.

(Knock on door)

Nick: Yeah.

Owen: I thought I should let you know. I took one of Jackieís designs downstairs to Estelle, and I told her to start cutting it for me to fit Jackie.

Nick: Uh-huh. Why?

Owen: Don't worry. I'm gonna pay for it.

Nick: What's the point? It's going to production anyway.

Owen: Well, I don't want to wait. I want to have another wedding.

Nick: Who are you marrying this time?

Owen: Look, our first wedding was great. It's a little crazy whisking Jackie away and hiding from you, not having anyone there as our witnesses or anyone that we care about. You know, Jackie and I took a lot of hits since then, and I had a lot of growing up to do. But Jackie was-- she was like a rock. She was there for me no matter what. And I want to be better to her, too. I want to start by having her wedding over again.

Nick: Well, knock your socks off. I'm sure my mother will be happy about the wedding thing. As far as the gown goes, forget about it. Consider it a gift from me.

Owen: Yeah, that's not all that I wanted to, uh, ask you about. I couldn't ask you this before, but, uh, I'd be honored if you'd stand up for me this time.

Tony: Party of one?

Marcus: Yeah, okay, sure.

Tony: Right this way. Uh, would you like a menu?

Marcus: Um, yeah. Actually, that'd be good.

Tony: Can you come back next week when they're back from the printer?

Marcus: (Sighs) Okay, I'll do that. Uh, you know, for now, I think I'll just take your special of the day.

Tony: Oh, um, we don't have any more.

Dayzee: No, that was wrong. Let's just start again from the top.

Taylor: Well, so much for "Peace on earth and good will towards men." My husband is not the one who took the picture of you and Thomas.

Brooke: I'm not accusing anybody of anything.

Stephanie: Well, why does Ridge think that he might have?

Taylor: Because he's allowing Brooke to play this whodunit so she can cover her predatory behavior.

Brooke: Oh, Boy. I know the rest of this conversation by heart.

Stephanie: All right, all right, all right. Look, Taylor, I agree with you 1,000%. That photograph was in appallingly bad taste. But I honestly do not see Tom being preyed upon here.

Taylor: It's just a matter of time, Stephanie.

Stephanie: Well, he exhibited very poor judgment as far as that promotional campaign is concerned.

Brooke: You haven't seen the latest sales reports.

Taylor: Brooke, sales do not justify your sick behavior.

Stephanie: All right. Honey, she'd have to either be suicidal or deranged to have agreed beforehand to such outrageously bad behavior where Tom was concerned.

Taylor: When has that stopped her in the past, Stephanie? (Stammers) Are you forgetting that she seduced your husband away from you? And after seducing Eric, then she went after your son Ridge. And then she went after your other son Thorne. So why do you think that would stop her from going after your grandson, really? I don't know why you can't see what's right in front of you, Stephanie.

Jackie: (Sighs)

Whip: The vanity line-- well, I-I think it's-- I think it's hot.

Jackie: Mm.

Aggie: "Hot" might not be the best choice of words. Listen, I know I don't get a vote, but I don't mind it.

Jackie: Well, I'm not sure that I like what it says about me-- I mean, true or not-- although, it does have the virtue of implicitly explaining why I can only seem to design clothes that look good on me.

Whip: Okay, well, sleep on it, okay? 'Cause that's about all the genius that I can muster at this point. (Chuckles)

Aggie: Where are you off to?

Whip: Uh, I-I've got a little family matter that I have to attend to with, uh, with Taylor.

Jackie: Well, I encourage a balance between work and home life, so get out of here.

Whip: Thanks.

Aggie: If you don't mind me saying so, don't encourage him too much.

Taylor: Stephanie, how can you not remember the rage that she has stirred up inside of you? She broke up your marriage to Eric. And then she went after your sons. I-I can remember times that you were ready to choke her with your bare hands.

Stephanie: (Sighs) Honey, these are different times. She has what she wants--Ridge.

Taylor: That's right now. We don't know how she'll feel later.

Stephanie: You know, sometimes, when people finally get what it is that they really want, it's a good thing. Is Whip confident about you?

Taylor: What's that supposed to mean?

Stephanie: Well, I'm just trying to understand why Ridge would... question why he would take that photograph.

Brooke: Maybe it's something to do with you running to Ridge a little too often.

Taylor: (Scoffs) Whip couldn't have even taken that picture.

Brooke: Or maybe it's something to do with you sharing intimate details of your marital life with my husband, and that makes your husband very jealous.

Stephanie: Uh, Whip was at the men's showing, wasn't he?

Taylor: Yes, he was sitting right beside me.

Stephanie: All evening?

[Taylor remembering]

(Cell phone rings)

Whip: Ooh. I'm sorry, honey. I-I gotta take this, okay?

Taylor: Okay.

Whip: Excuse me a second.

Taylor: Okay.

(Camera shutters clicking)

Taylor: There's no way. (Chuckles) It doesn't even make any sense at all. Brooke, there is no reason why Whip would want to cause trouble between you and Ridge. It doesn't even make any sense.

Brooke: Well, he hasnít. He's stirring up trouble between you and both of us.

Stephanie: What about a little distance between you and Ridge?

Taylor: Look--

Stephanie: Do you think Whip would be more comfortable with that?

Taylor: Whip said he didn't do it, and I believe him.

Brooke: He loves you, Taylor. He doesn't want to lose you.

Dayzee: So what do you think?

Leilani: More coffee, Sir?

Marcus: I, um-- (chuckles) Well, I haven't touched the one that you, um, that you gave me since the last time you asked.

Leilani: Well, is something wrong with it?

Marcus: No. No, not at all. Nothing's wrong with it. I'm just-- I'm just letting it cool.

Leilani: Well, I can wait.

Dayzee: (Laughs)

Anthony: Lani, I need to show you and Tony the stockroom.

Leilani: (Whispers) Okay.

Dayzee: (Laughs) That was really sweet of you. You're a good sport.

Marcus: I've been told that before.

Dayzee: Really? I believe it.

Marcus: Well, usually by confused, softhearted women who dump me for guys that don't deserve them.

Dayzee: Well, it's not your fault there are so many hardworking, polite, good-looking men out there.

Marcus: I never thought of it that way.

Dayzee: I'm teasing you.

Marcus: But you do think I'm handsome?

Dayzee: Well, of course. I need repeat customers.

Marcus: (Laughs) Oh.

Dayzee: (Giggles)

Jackie: You're not saying that Whip and Taylor are having trouble, are you?

Aggie: No. No, no. I don't think that. But, um, my cousin, as wonderful as he might be, sometimes, he over thinks things.

Jackie: (Chuckles) (Sighs) Yeah. Why do men do that?

Aggie: Because they think that they have to be in charge or look like they are.

Jackie: Hmm.

Nick: You know, I've already been a best man once.

Owen: Well, I hear that it's not very hard to pick up.

Nick: It was at my mother and father's wedding, my biological father.

Owen: Massimo. Yeah, Jackie talks about him sometimes.

Nick: So I think that disqualifies me from standing up for you.

Owen: Look, I don't think there are any requirements about it.

Nick: Well, I think there should be, don't you? What's best about being a best man for just anybody? The first time for me, it was D.N.A. the second time, it would be for a man who ruined my marriage.

Owen: Look, I don't-- I don't have any illusions about being forgiven for what happened between Bridget and me. But I kind of thought that you and I were okay now.

Nick: No, no. We're okay. You kept your promise to love my mother, and all the bad things I thought were gonna happen didnít. As far as the Bridget thing goes, I just think we ought to just leave it where it lies right now. So if you want to surprise my mother with this second wedding, I support it. You can actually use my house if you'd like.

Owen: Well, that's very generous. Thank you.

Nick: But there's a game on tonight I want to see, so I won't be there.

Aggie: Whip thinks he has a campaign for the new line.

Nick: You ever heard of anything sappier than two people wanting to redo their wedding vows?

Aggie: Who?

Nick: It's like saying, "Compliance didn't work the first time, so this time around, we're gonna do it in front of God and all of these witnesses, and maybe it'll stick."

Aggie: (Chuckles) If it makes people feel good about themselves and their relationships, what's the harm? We love our little ceremonies and rituals. You know, it's like you can feel like an ordinary slob in your everyday life, and then love comes along, and it just elevates everything. So... these people that are renewing their vows, is it anyone we know?

Jackie: So what have you heard from Bridget and Logan?

Owen: That they're having a great time.

Jackie: Oh, that's nice.

Owen: It's a lot warmer in Hawaii than it is here.

Jackie: (Sighs) Oh, yes. Do you remember Hawaii? What are you doing?

Owen: I'm just waiting till you're not busy.

Jackie: Hmm?

Owen: Of course I remember our wedding in Hawaii.

Jackie: I wish we had more pictures.

Owen: Well, we would if you didn't make me throw the other ones away.

Jackie: Uh, excuse me.

Owen: (Laughs)

Jackie: Only the ones that made me look as though I'd had one too many mai tais. (Chuckles)

Owen: Oh.

Jackie: Why are you not standing?

Owen: Because... I love you more than ever.

Jackie: Oh.

Owen: Will you marry me again?

Brooke: (Chuckles)

Marcus: Just like this. See?

Stephanie: It's kinda great, isn't it?

Brooke: It certainly is.

Stephanie: Like Christmas every day.

Brooke: (Chuckles) You really do have a new life.

Stephanie: I guess I do.

Brooke: I'm just trying to figure out where I fit in.

Stephanie: Me, too.

Brooke: (Chuckles) I can't believe you were defending me to Taylor.

Stephanie: Well, she's a wonderful woman. You, on the other hand, are still a slut from the valley.

Brooke: You're not just saying that for old time's sake, are you?

Stephanie: (Inhales sharply) No, I-- I guess I realized I was just putting, um, too much importance on the wrong things in life. I always thought, you know, what--what made life... (Sighs) Well, worth living was how well things turned out for me and for the people that were important to me. I think it took getting the lung cancer to finally drive a stake right through... (Chuckles) The adolescent part of my heart. (Sighs) When are you gonna grow up?

Brooke: Um... (Laughs) Uh...

Whip: Hey. I stopped by your office, and Margaret said that you didn't have any patients this afternoon. I wanted, uh, I wanted the two of us to take a drive, you know, down the coast.

Taylor: That's really sweet of you. I had to go talk to someone.

Whip: I see.

Taylor: No, it wasn't Ridge. I wanted to cut him off at the pass and go talk to Stephanie before he did so I could tell her that you did not take that picture.

Whip: Well, why is it so important what she thinks?

Taylor: Because she's my best friend. Well... (Scoffs) I don't know about that anymore, but, um, she does care about you.

Whip: Well, I appreciate that, but, you know, what-- isn't it kind of a lost cause trying to make all these people think well of us?

Taylor: Well, "All these people" have pretty much been the only family I have for the last few years.

Whip: Okay, I understand that, Sweetheart, but, you know, there's a new page here. You--you've-- you've turned the page. There's a new chapter in your life, and that chapter involves me. I'm your husband. We're--we're married.

Taylor: Sweetheart, just because I care about people doesn't mean that I'm a part-time wife for you now.

Whip: Okay. Okay. Just... look, why don't we go take that drive anyway? It's--it's--it's not too late.

Taylor: Hey, listen, um, you remember, when we were at the showing, you got a cell phone call? And remember you had to take that?

Whip: Uh... oh, yeah. Yeah. I probably, uh, oh, yeah, Nick-- Nick thinks that he can, uh, call me anytime day or night, you know?

Taylor: Mm-hmm. Well, you were... you were gone for quite a while.

Whip: Was I?

Taylor: I'm surprised you don't remember that. Whip, you were gone for, like, really and truly the rest of the whole show.

Whip: Well, well, if it wasn't important, I wouldn't have stepped away, you know?

Taylor: What was important? Were you backstage? Whip, did you... (Sighs) Did you take that picture of Brooke and my son? Did you put that online? I-I asked you this before, but I'm asking you like it's the first time. Just tell me. Did you do it?

Whip: Yes, Taylor, I did.

Taylor: It was you.

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