B&B Transcript Monday 11/30/09

The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Monday 11/30/09


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Proofread By Jenni

Stephanie: What the hell is this?

Katie: Mm.

Bill: You know, if we spent as much time working as we did doing this--

Katie: Life would be incredibly boring.

Bill: (Chuckles) Well, this is what newlyweds are supposed to do, right?

Katie: Mm-hmm. It's the law.

Bill: Yeah. Well, I wouldn't want to get arrested.

Katie: (Chuckles) Mm.

Brooke: It's so good to have you back here in the office.

Rick: Well, and it's good to be back.

Brooke: I haven't seen you much, though. Since you got back from Paris, you've been working so much.

Rick: I know. I have a ton of paperwork to catch up on. I really haven't been around much, and I really don't have time to wait around, either.

Brooke: For what?

Rick: Well, Stephanie said she wants to see me. Told me to wait here for her.

Brooke: What does she want?

Rick: Who knows? She sounded irritated, though. Or she could be in a great mood. You never really can tell with her.

Brooke: (Chuckles)

(Cell phone beeps)

Rick: Oh, come on. Mom, I'm sorry. I got to go. There's been a mix-up in shipping.

Brooke: Wait. What about Stephanie?

Rick: Um, you never saw me.

Brooke: Uh-- (Sighs) (Scoffs)

(Door closes)

Steffy: God. Why did I...(Sighs)

Thomas: Ah, there you are. Okay, I want the whole story.

Steffy: What?

Thomas: This internet dating thing. How in the world did you get Mom to agree?

Steffy: Oh, well, um, she just needed a little push.

Thomas: "A little." Yeah, I bet.

Steffy: I can't stand her sitting her alone night after night, okay?

Thomas: Well, she's not alone. She has us, and Grandma's here.

Steffy: Right. She has her kids and her ex-mother-in-law. Some life.

Thomas: Well, I don't hear Mom complaining.

Steffy: Of course not. Mom doesn't complain.

Thomas: You don't think she's still holding out for Dad anymore, do you?

Steffy: No, even though I wish they were together, but, you know.

Thomas: Doesn't seem in the cards now.

Steffy: Honestly, I wouldn't even want that for Mom. Dad is way too hung up on Brooke.

Thomas: You're right. A woman like our mother shouldn't come in second.

Steffy: Dad and Brooke have a thing. I don't think he'll ever get her out of his system. So Mom just needed a push to get her back into the world again. That's all.

Thomas: So you pushed her right onto the internet?

Steffy: Do you have a better idea?

Thomas: You created a profile for her and everything?

Steffy: I didn't know what else to do.

Thomas: So now she's out with some dude she doesn't even know.

Steffy: They're getting to know each other. They're, like, a 90% match.

Thomas: Well, what if he's some kind of serial killer?

Steffy: Then their profiles wouldn't be that compatible.

Thomas: That's a good point.

Steffy: Besides, she texted me a few minutes ago. They're meeting at Insomnia.

Thomas: Doesn't sound too dangerous.

Steffy: She'll be fine. I bet he's this really nice guy lookin' for love. Who knows? Could be a perfect match.

Taylor: You're my date?

Thomas: I'm surprised you have time to play matchmaker for Mom.

Steffy: I'm worried about her.

Thomas: Why?

Steffy: Because she shouldn't be a hermit.

Thomas: (Scoffs) That does not describe our mother.

Steffy: Thomas, she has no social life.

Thomas: Maybe that's how she wants it.

Steffy: No, I think she just accepted it, that there's no other alternative.

Thomas: The marriage to Dad not happening took a toll. I know that.

Steffy: Well, she needs to get over it. There are a lot of great guys out there.

Thomas: So this is what, a personal quest for you, despite how busy you are with your new P.R. job and not to mention the fact you were on "The Catwalk" earlier today with Donna and Pam?

Steffy: (Chuckles) It turned out to be way more than that. Whip challenged me on "The Catwalk" and told the viewers to go online and vote which campaign is better-- his Adam and Eve versus my Hollywood campaign. Actually, I've been working on this little presentation. I can never get sick of these photos. Here, check 'em out.

Thomas: All right. Let me see.

Katie: This just feels wrong being this happy. It doesn't seem fair to everyone else.

Bill: They're all miserable by comparison.

Katie: Mm-hmm. I mean, they didn't have a beautiful wedding in a lovely little park or a honeymoon on a private island. Our life together is so perfect. It's everything I ever could have wanted and more.

Stephanie: Oh, Brooke.

Brooke: Oh, Stephanie. (Sighs) I'm so sorry to hear about your mother.

Stephanie: Thank you. And thank you for the flowers. That was very sweet.

Brooke: I wish there was more I could do. How are you holding up?

Stephanie: I'm okay. Well, you know, I-I-I-I often thought that life wasn't very kind to my mother, so I'm taking comfort in the fact that she's at peace.

Brooke: Must have been very difficult for you to let her go.

Stephanie: I tried talking her into staying a little longer. It didn't work.

Brooke: At least she got to see you before she passed.

Stephanie: Yes. You know, I think it was good for the both of us. Anyway, I-I-I'm here because I-I left a voicemail for, um, for Rick. I-I-I wanted to talk to him.

Brooke: Oh, uh, he had to run out-- something urgent.

Stephanie: Oh.

Brooke: What did you need to see him about?

Stephanie: Well, you know, it's okay if he wants to go to Big Bear, but I think it'd be nice if he'd at least extend the courtesy of a phone call first.

Brooke: What are you talking about?

Stephanie: This. I sat on it.

Brooke: Oh. (Sighs)

Thomas: Wow, you're right. These are pretty good.

Steffy: Cool, huh? Can Jackie M. really beat that?

Thomas: You should be proud.

Steffy: I am.

Thomas: Has Mom seen these?

Steffy: No. She will, though, when she gets back.

Thomas: Hopefully, that will be soon. Her "hot date."

Steffy: She needs this. I just hope it goes well.

Taylor: Carl--

Carl: Carl Ferrett.

Taylor: From the lab.

Carl: You remember me.

Taylor: You're my date?

Carl: Small world, huh?

Taylor: Real small.

Carl: Oh, come on, Taylor. No hard feelings. That was years ago.

Taylor: No. No. It's still very fresh in my mind, and it's an event that I don't think I will be forgetting any time soon.

Carl: I didn't mess up the labels on the egg vials. It-It's not my fault they implanted Brooke Loganís eggs inside--

Taylor: Oh, okay. Uh, listen. I don't think it's a good idea for us to try to sit down and talk, let alone have a date, because you had something to do with one of the worst chapters of my life.

Carl: I'm the one who cleared up the whole mess in the first place.

Taylor: Oh, should I be thanking you?

Carl: Uh, no. No, no, no. Let's just forget all this nonsense. You're here. Let me buy you a cup of coffee. I mean, our online profiles were almost a perfect match-- 90%. That's fate, Taylor.

Taylor: Or a computer glitch or--or some kind of virus.

Carl: Now I usually don't drink the wakey-wakey juice this late in the afternoon. It gives me "insomnia." Get it? I think there may be a good reason for me to stay up late tonight, so I'll make an exception.

Taylor: Carl, it's not necessary. It's--

Carl: No, I insist. Oh, look at these prices. What a rip-off. You know, I can get a cup of joe at the hospital for 75 cents? Two of your smallest coffees. Cream. No sugar. You want to split a-- Taylor! Baby, wait!

Katie: You know, I am very impressed how seamlessly you've adjusted to married life.

Bill: You've made it easy.

Katie: You're everything a perfect husband should be. You're supportive and loving and all mine.

Brooke: What is this?

Stephanie: I think it's a necklace. I sat on it in the sofa.

Brooke: (Sighs) Well, what does it have to do with Rick?

Stephanie: Well, I just assumed it was--be his, you know? Doesn't he wear that kind of jewelry?

Brooke: No. No. I-I don't think so.

Stephanie: Oh, well, then one of his girlfriends. He's been known to take a few of them up there, you know, have a little hootchy-kootchy. Do you mind talking to him, please? If he wants to use the cabin, just call us. He still has that sense of entitlement.

(Door closes)

Rick: I can't believe I went all the way down there and forgot the file that I needed.

Brooke: You just missed Stephanie.

Rick: Oh, bummer. What did she want?

Brooke: To return this to you.

Rick: That's not mine. Why did she think it belongs to me?

Brooke: Well, she found it up at the cabin. She thought maybe you left it there.

Rick: The cabin? Mom, I haven't been there in months. Besides, I'm not really the necklace-wearing type. It's not my style.

Brooke: I didn't think it was yours. Oh, well. Oh, but she did say to call her before you go up to the cabin.

Rick: Okay, but like I said, I haven't been there in months.

Katie: Good news or bad news?

Bill: Great news.

Katie: Great news? Let's hear it.

Bill: Sales at Forrester Creations are on the rise since you took the wheel, which proves I was right about you all along. You're doing a fine job as C.E.O.

Katie: Well, I can't take all of the credit.

Bill: Take it. You deserve it. Early indications are that the Hollywood Glamour line is creating a huge buzz in the industry. It's the talk of the fashion world.

Katie: Hmm.

Bill: Nice job, baby.

Katie: Thank you. I guess I will take some of the credit, but some also has to go to Steffy. She's the one who came up with the concept. And you were smart enough to see her potential.

Thomas: You okay? I know a lot's been piled on your shoulders.

Steffy: Well, I'm tough.

Thomas: Well, sometimes too tough for your own good.

Steffy: What's that supposed to mean?

Thomas: You're like Mom. Maybe even actually a little more like Grandma.

Steffy: Well, I am her namesake.

Thomas: Just take some help every now and again, okay?

Steffy: (Sighs)

Thomas: You don't need to do everything on your own.

Steffy: I don't need help. I just want everything to work out with Mom, and I just hope that her date is with some terrific guy.

Thomas: Yeah, 10 to 1, he's a giant nerd. (Chuckles)

Steffy: Thomas!

Thomas: (Laughs) What? Speaking of...

Steffy: So... how did it go? Did you have fun?

Taylor: Oh, it was more funny than fun.

Steffy: Okay, details. Was he cute?

Taylor: He wasn't at all like I had thought he would be. Let's just say that.

Thomas: See? I told you, Sis. Who was this mystery guy?

Taylor: Well, he actually was not a mystery. We know each other.

Steffy: Wait, you know him? Who is it?

Taylor: (Sighs) Carl Ferrett from the lab. The guy that was involved in the whole egg disaster.

Steffy: No way. (Laughs)

Taylor: Yes, way. Yes. Yes.

Thomas: Ooh, that's awkward.

Taylor: Yeah.

Steffy: Mom, Mom, I am--I am so sorry. Your first internet date, and it's with Carl.

Taylor: Mm, yeah. No, don't worry.

Thomas: (Laughs)

Taylor: Don't worry.

Steffy: Well, I-I'm sorry.

Taylor: I had a good laugh about it in the car on the way home.

Steffy: Well, I hope it doesn't scare you from dating.

Taylor: No. No. Next time I'll just make sure to ask for a picture, if there is a next time.

Stephanie: Hi.

Taylor: Stephanie, what are you doing back from Big Bear?

Stephanie: Oh, uh, I just decided to come home a little early.

Taylor: Oh.

Steffy: Well, good. I didn't like you up there alone, and I'm glad you're back.

Stephanie: Well, thank you. I'm glad to be back. Although, the--the trip back wasn't really that pleasant.

Thomas: What, bad traffic?

Stephanie: No, actually. You're not gonna believe this. When I was at the cabin, there was a necklace hidden in the sofa, and I sat on it. It got me in the cheek, and it just really hurt.

Brooke: This necklace looks familiar. But where? Bill? This is his necklace? No, that doesn't make sense. Why would his necklace be at Big Bear?

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