B&B Transcript Wednesday 6/17/09

The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Wednesday 6/17/09


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Nick: Where is Owen, Mother?

Jackie: I don't know, Nicky. Please, will you calm down?

Nick: You're engaged? You're being serious with me?

Jackie: Yes

Nick: To that kid?

Jackie: (Scoffs) Does your fiancée know what a stickler you are about an age difference in marriage? Remind me again how much older are you than Bridget?

Nick: Bridget isn't a con artist, Mother, and this isn't about age. The guy's taking advantage of you, and I find it completely inconceivable that you don't realize that.

Pam: Um, could you please double-check? Because I definitely have an appointment with the producers of "The Price is Right."

Man: Like I said, ma'am, he's getting ready for taping.

Pam: There's gotta be some mistake.

Donna: Let's just go.

Pam: Could--could you maybe ask someone else? Because, you see, his assistant said that he really wanted to meet with me.

Man: Well, if that's the case, I'm sure you can call and reschedule.

Pam: We're from Forrester Creations, the famous fashion house, and, uh, they want to use our designs for prizes on their show.

Man: Listen, lady, I've heard it all before. You might be telling the truth,

you might be a crazy stalker. I don't really care either way. All I know is you're not cleared, so you're not gettin' in. Please step aside. Thank you, ladies.

Donna: Just give it up, Pam. I mean, this idea of yours is not gonna fly anyway. You should really get Eric’s approval.

Pam: But Eric’s gonna love it, Donna. It's exactly what he's been looking for-- a fresh way to get the Forrester name out there. And the contestants are gonna love it.

Donna: Pammy, I've seen the show. They go wild over everything.

Pam: Well, that's because it's so exciting. That's the whole reason that we want to get the merchandise on the show, Donna.

Donna: Look, clearly, the producer is not gonna see you today, so why don't we just go back to the office, explain this idea of yours to Eric, and maybe he'll make an appointment of his own. Pammy? Yoo-hoo.

Pam: Maybe the producer doesn't want to see me, but I plan on seeing him.

Donna: (Sighs)

Pam: Come on.

Donna: Oh.

Owen: Well, I kinda thought you would maybe be happy for me.

Bridget: That you proposed to Jackie?

Owen: What is wrong with that?

Bridget: Owen, it's one thing to fulfill your ‘cougar’ fantasy, but to go and get married--

Owen: Look, I plan on spending the rest of my life with Jackie.

Bridget: Oh, give me a break. Really?

Owen: Why else would I propose to her, huh?

Bridget: I don't know. Just-- (Stammers) ca--I'll calm down. It's--look, I'm sure you had the best of intentions, but you need to look at this from Nick's point of view. He's gonna say that you're trying to keep your job. He's gonna say that you're latching on to an older woman worth millions of dollars.

Owen: Look, I am not a gold digger.

Bridget: I know that, Owen, but it's not gonna look that way to Nick.

Owen: Look, if it were the money that I were after, don't you think that I would maybe try to take an easier route? Maybe one that doesn't involve a controlling son? But, Bridget, I don't care. I love Jackie, and I'm going to marry her.

Nick: I fire this guy. I think we're done with him, and you wind up engaged to him.

Jackie: We fired him because you acted like a petulant child. Nicky, I've put up with a lot over the years. I've made sacrifices that, actually, no woman should have to. I've lived my life for you, and I'm not willing to do that anymore, and it's not fair of you to ask me to.

Nick: Owen gets fired, and he counters with a proposal. Think about it, Mother. You're gonna get hurt, emotionally and financially. And I'm not gonna stand around and let it happen. So today, we officially call off this joke of an engagement.

Donna: Could we please just go?

Pam: No, we are getting tickets, Donna.

Donna: What, so we can sit in the audience for who knows how long? That is certainly not gonna get Forrester Creations seen by "The Price is Right" producers.

Pam: Sure it will look, I'll find the producer when they're not taping.

Donna: And say, "Yoooo, remember me? I'm the psycho who called you about hawking our couture gowns for your show. You ignored me, and now I'm stalking you during your commercial break."

Pam: Somebody sure has a case of the crab apples. Donna, come on. This'll be so much fun.

Donna: Okay, fine, fine. It might be fun, but it's certainly not professional. Look, if you want to be taken seriously as a representative of Forrester Creations, you can't be in the audience screaming prices at people.

Pam: Okay, look, I will be very dignified

Donna: I' seen you watch the show, Pammy. It's far from dignified. Besides, the producer is probably backstage the whole time.

Pam: (Gasps) I'll get Drew to help me.

Donna: What?

Pam: Donna, I'm finally gonna meet Drew Carey. He's gonna love this idea. I just know that he will. Donna, look. Look around you. This is so exciting. This is CBS Television City. Come on! Excuse me. Um, we'd like two tickets for "The Price is Right." (Laughs) All right, thank you.

Jackie: I'm marrying Owen, and you'd better get used to the idea.

Nick: Please tell me you didn’t open a joint bank account.

Jackie: (Scoffs) I'm no fool. I'm not under any delusion that he'd be interested in me if we'd met while I was pumping his gas or taking his order at some fast food joint. He likes the good life and so do I, and I can provide that for him.

Nick: So you admit it? That he's after your money?

Jackie: Oh, absolutely. He's after me, the entire package, and, yes, the fact that I have money, it got me noticed, but it's not what keeps him here. Nicky, I am begging you, go do your worrying in private. Let me have some fun.

Nick: A-about this fun, please help me. How much of this am I supposed to tolerate, huh? Am I supposed to call him "Daddy"? Does he now have more power around this company than I do? I assume he thinks he's no longer fired.

Jackie: He's my fiancé. He's not your father. You can call him what you like just as long as it's respectful. And, yes, he is remaining on the job at Jackie M. Oh, God, I hate this. (Sighs) I hate being put in this position. I'm in control of this company, Nicky, not you. And I want him here.

(Knock on door)

Bridget: Congratulations, Jackie. I-I heard the news.

Jackie: (Sighs) Likewise. I am delighted for--

Nick: You're not marrying my mother.

Owen: Well, that's up to her. It's not up to you.

Jackie: Could we please just work together cordially and take it from there?

Owen: Look, maybe someday you will understand and you'll see this for what it really is.

Nick: There's nothing cordial about you and me working together, because you're no longer an employee here. He was fired yesterday. That was yesterday. Maybe I didn't make that very clear. And because he puts some ring on your finger, that doesn't change that. You keep him out of this company, Mother, and you see how quickly his interest in you fades. Trust me.

Jackie: He's staying.

Nick: Well, I guess it's either him or me.

Jackie: I'll miss not having you here, Nicky.


(Indistinct conversations)

Woman: Donna?

Donna: That's me.

Woman: Where'd your sister go?

Donna: Who?

Woman: Pamela.

Donna: Oh, no, no, no. No, she's not my sister.

Woman: I'm sorry. Your mother looks so young. I've got her nametag here.

Pam: Hi-dee-ho!

Woman: (Laughs)

Pam: Looking for me? I was just powdering my nose.

Donna: Oh, my God.

Pam: Pamela Douglas, come on down! (Laughs) Thank you.

Man: Now where are you from?

Pam: Well, Illinois, originally, but I've relocated to Beverly Hills. Um, I'm in the fashion industry. Forrester Creations-- the famous couture house. We have an appointment. Don't know anything about it? Well, okey-dokey then. How do you like my sweater? I crocheted this puppy myself.

Man: Oh, it is-- it's lovely. Now are you two here together?

Donna: Unfortunately.

Pam: (Scoffs) (Laughs) She is such a kidder, isn't she? We're related.

Donna: (Clears that)

Pam: By marriage, you know, sort of. (Whispers) Come on.

Man: Is this your first time coming to the show?

Donna: Yes.

Man: Eat.

Pam: (Normal voice) And can you believe that? She's lived in L.A. her whole life, and she's never been here. If I lived here, I would have been down here every week till they picked me. But she's a fan of the show, big, big fan, right, Donna? You should know I recently lost my precious dog Tiny-- love of my life. But I did have him neutered, just the way that Bob Barker and Drew Carey always say.

Man: That's great. Well, thank you very much. Are you here on your honeymoon?

Pam: Heck, no. She's been married for over a year now.

Man: Oh, no, I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm moving on. Thank you.

Pam: Oh, right, well, see you inside. (Chuckles) I think that went really, really well. I think he winked at me. Did you see him wink at me, Donna? I'm in. I'm in. I can feel it. I am gonna win this car today. Yes! This is so exciting, Donna.

Bridget: Neither one of them should have to go.

Owen: Look, I agree. Look, we can work together. I know we can.

Jackie: Most reasonable people would be able to, but not my son. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that Owen has turned me against you.

Nick: I'm not thinking it, mother. I'm watching it.

Jackie: No, Nicky. You're the one making that happen.

Nick: Fine. You've made your choice.

Jackie: Oh, stop it. No one is leaving this company, and you know it. Oh, why should I have to choose? I mean, what has Owen done that has caused you such despair? Not a damn thing.

Nick: Not yet, he hasn’t.

Jackie: Okay. Let's talk about the future, shall we? You are so worried that he is going to hurt me. Well, maybe he will, because that happens sometimes, doesn't it? What else is there? Oh, the big one, darling. Money. What do you think-- he's gonna con me and leave me bankrupt, and then what? Dash off to Bora-Bora with a model on each arm? Well, that ain't gonna happen, 'cause I'd shoot him if it did. I'm happy, Nicky. Don't you want that for me?

Pam: (Gasps) Look at this! Isn't this exciting?

Donna: Okay, Pammy.

Pam: All right, go on. (Gasps) Oh, my God.

Donna: What?

Pam: It's Rich Fields.

Donna: Who?

Pam: Rich Fields, "The Price is Right" announcer. Oh, my God, he really makes my heart go crazy.

Donna: Okay. Sit down.

Pam: (Whispers) Pamela Douglas. Pamela Douglas. Pamela Douglas.

Donna: What are you doing?

Pam: (Normal voice) The power of suggestion, Donna. He's the one who calls the names.

Donna: Whatever.

Pam: And I know exactly what I'm gonna bid, no matter what the prizes, too.

Donna: What, Pammy?

Pam: (Whispers) $1.

Donna: They don't give prizes for a dollar, Pammy. What if it's a refrigerator? You're going to bid a dollar?

Pam: The whole point of the show, Donna, is to get as close as you can to the retail price without going over. Most people overbid. Mark my words. $1. Can't wait. I can't wait. Can't wait.

Donna: Oh, my God. You and all these other people. Am I the only one who's, like, not freaking out here? 'Cause, um, you know what? If they call my name, I'm just gonna raise my hand and tell 'em to pick somebody else.

Pam: (Normal voice) (Chuckles) I don't think you're gonna have to worry about that, Donna. If you want have your name called, you have to show a little spunk in the interview. You acted like a dead fish. I, on the other hand, showed a lot of energy.

Donna: (Clears throat)

Pam: That's what they want up on the stage, exciting people. It boosts the ratings.

Donna: (Chuckles) Yeah, do you mean exciting or crazy, Pammy? 'Cause if they're looking for crazy, you get ready to go right up there. (Laughs)

Pam: You think so? (Laughs) (Whispers) Pamela Douglas. Pamela Douglas. Pamela Douglas. (Mouthing words)

Nick: Of course, Mother. I want you to be happy. And I don't mean to treat you like you don't have a brain in your head, but this man's lit a fire under you, and I think he's taking advantage of you.

Owen: Look, okay, I think we've heard enough here.

Nick: You've admittedly been lonely, and along comes "young six pack" here and turns you on.

Owen: Listen to me. Your mother is a beautiful woman. This has nothing to do with age.

Nick: Shut up about Mother. I know what she looks like, and you’re lucky to be with her. Now maybe there's something you need to know about my mother. Sorry, but you pushed my hand. She has a tendency to lean towards younger men when she's down in the dumps. Deacon Sharpe. Does that ring a bell, Mother? Now aren't you glad that you didn't marry him? Now you two go on and have your fun. But this man should not be involved in this company, and he should not be married to you, because as soon as he gets what he wants, he's not gonna want you, and where will you be then?

Owen: Look, you've got no clue--

Nick: I'm talking to her, not you.

Bridget: Nick, I think it's time for us to step away for a minute.

Nick: Mother, you do understand what I'm saying?

Jackie: Oh, I do. And I really love you for trying to protect me. But Owen is not Deacon.

Nick: No, he's not. He's much more subtle and manipulative and cunning.

Jackie: He's asked me to marry him. We're not rushing into anything. There'll be a period of engagement, and I will be in control. I won't be taken advantage of, Nicky. I won’t. End of discussion.

Bridget: Come on, Nick. I think we should just go get some fresh air.

Jackie: (Sighs)

Owen: Come on. It's not true. You know that.

Jackie: (Sighs)

Owen: That's why you stuck up for me. You’re not gonna be disappointed. Look, you can trust me, Jackie. Look, I want you to trust me. Look, we're gonna have a great life together.

Audience: (Cheering)

Rich: Here it comes! From the Bob Barker Studio at CBS in Hollywood, television's most exciting hour of fantastic prizes-- the fabulous, 60-minute "Price is Right"! Dena Andrews, come on down!

Audience: (Cheering)

Rich: Mark Pinciotti, come on down!

Audience: (Cheering)

Rich: Rob Harvey, come on down!

Audience: (Cheering)

Rich: And Donna Forrester, come on down!

Audience: (Cheering)

Rich: You are the first four contestants on “The Price is Right” ... and now, here is the star of "The Price is Right," Drew Carey!

Drew: Hello! How you doing, everybody?

Audience: (Cheering)

Jackie: I have to go freshen up. I'll be right back, okay?

Owen: (Sighs)

Nick: This engagement's gonna end.

Nick: Oh, yeah, it's gonna end very soon, and not in marriage. There will be no wedding.

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