B&B Transcript Tuesday 1/6/09

The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Tuesday 1/6/09


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Ridge: A shower feels amazing after a night on the beach.

Brooke: (Sighs) Mm, so does our own bed. I don't think I slept at all last night, did you? Mr. Forrester. It's a night that I will cherish forever.

Eric: How many orders? I don't know, Jarrett. I-I can't tell you how many, uh, but it's been crazy around here ever since the showing. It's been wonderful. Yes. Yes, of course. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

Donna: (Laughs)

Eric: Donna, Donna, Donna. You did it. You did it!

Donna: Oh, come on.

Eric: You did it. Oh, no, you did. You did. I'm so proud.

Donna: (Giggles) Oh! No, I-I didn't do anything.

Eric: Yes, you did. You're responsible for this whole thing, you and that beautiful bikini of yours.

Donna: Yeah, about that bikini--

Eric: Look, I have to do this interview. I'll be back in just a few minutes, all right?

Donna: Uh-- okay.

Eric: Mwah.

Owen: Oh, Eric, they're waiting for you in the showroom.

Eric: Yes, I'm on my way. Owen, thank you. Thank you so much for everything you did for the success of the show. I appreciate it.

Owen: Absolutely.

Eric: Cool.

Owen: Can you believe this is happening?

Donna: No.

Owen: What's the matter? Our hard work finally paid off.

Donna: (Sighs)

Owen: The surf line's a hit.

Donna: Owen, the only thing that is selling off the racks is Pam's funny farm needlework. And what do you want to bet she's gonna hold that over my head forever?

Stephanie: What's that you're working on?

Pam: This?

Stephanie: Yeah.

Pam: Oh, I'm making a new afghan for mother. She's been complaining about the cold.

Stephanie: What? Tell her to turn up the thermostat. She's in that assisted living place. She doesn't have to worry about bills. You concentrate on designs for the swimsuits. Honey, you wouldn't believe the orders that are pouring in.

Pam: Really?

Stephanie: For your suit. (Whispers) the rest of the line was crap.

Pam: (Laughs) Well, do you think we should talk to Eric first? I mean, see if he wants me to make more, or--

Stephanie: (Normal voice) Wants you? He'll beg you. Believe me. I'll tell you what. If you need some reassurance, why don't I meet you at the office in a little while? We'll talk all the details over with Eric. Would you like that?

Pam: You betcha.

Stephanie: (Laughs)

Owen: Awesome. Thank you.

Donna: (Sighs) Pam is not gonna make this easy on me.

Owen: Don't worry. We don't need her.

Donna: She's the one with the crochet hooks.

Owen: I think we can do it. Look. Yeah, the sewing room's been pretty busy this morning. I had 'em recreate the showstopper the best they could.

Donna: Yeah, it's not exactly the same.

Owen: What are you talking about? It's pretty close. We are gonna sell millions of these things.

Donna: You know what? You are right. We don't need her.

Owen: No.

Eric: Hi. What's this?

Owen: This is a little something that I had the sewing room put together. We can get started on production right away.

Eric: No, no, no, no. This--this, uh, this won't do.

Donna: What do you mean?

Eric: Well, it's like a Spectra knockoff. It's not the same quality at all. Who made this? It's not the same sewer as the original. What?

Donna: The person who made the--the showstopper, they're--they're not from our sewing room.

Eric: Don't tell me I've been lying to all of our buyers here. (Cell phone rings)

Owen: No, no, no, no, no. Not at all. The original artist is more than happy to join the team. (Rings)

Eric: All right. I want that designer in here. I want to meet that person right away. Eric Forrester. Yes, yes, of course I have your orders. We got them all. We're glad to send them out. No, I can assure you, every-- every design will be unique. Absolutely. Look, I'm on my way there now. Yes, just-- I'll talk to you then. Yes, thank you. You get that designer in here right now.

Owen: You betcha.

Brooke: (Sighs) You're thinking about Taylor.

Ridge: Oof. How'd you know that?

Brooke: Because you're my husband. I know everything that you're thinking.

Ridge: Interesting. Scary.

Brooke: Mm-hmm. Now you're thinking, oops, I've only been married for a couple of hours, and I'm thinking about my ex-wife. Brooke must be upset.

Ridge: Are you?

Brooke: No. Actually, I've been thinking about Taylor, too. Thinking about being rivals with her and how petty that is. (Sighs)

Ridge: Since we're married.

Brooke: No, mostly since what happened with Phoebe. I have to admit, I was really threatened when she said that she was dumping Rick and announced going after you. But all things happen for a reason. And I realized she needs to love you to help her get through this, 'cause you're really the only person who knows what she's lost.

Ridge: (Sighs)

Brooke: I'm sure she knows we exchanged vows yesterday. She's probably at a low point. You should go to her, make sure she's okay.

Donna: How am I supposed to work with Pam? I mean, I'll be constantly looking over my shoulder for random animals on the attack.

Owen: Come on. Wasn't it the scar tissue that actually made her dangerous? I mean, since she had the operation, I'm sure that she's gonna be-- okay, fine. I guess we're just gonna have to cancel the crochet bikini and just hope that the rest of the line catches on.

Donna: It's our only option. Eric will understand once we explain the situation. I mean, he can't expect me to work side by side with that freak show.

Pam: Hey, dudes, surf's up. (Laughs) how are my two favorite bikini thieves?

Donna: You gave me that bikini.

Pam: Yes, and you turned your nose up at it. I never imagined you'd pull a fast one and wear it in your little fashion show.

Owen: That was Eric's idea.

Pam: Yeah, well, how come nobody told him who made it? He stood up there on that runway, and he announced, Donna, that it was your creation.

Donna: It never came up.

Pam: (Scoffs) it's gonna come up pretty darn soon, don't you think? You're selling it, and it seems the whole world has taken a liking to my little design.

Donna: You know what? It's really not selling all that well.

Pam: I think your nose is growing, Pinocchio. Stephanie told me about all the orders coming in. So you want to know what I have been up to this morning?

Donna: Nope.

Pam: Well, I started working on an afghan for mother, but I realized you'd probably be needing more bikinis, so I quickly whipped up this. (Laughs) turned out pretty darn well, don't you think?

Donna: We don't want it. Owe Pam, you're hired.

Pam: Oh, thank you.

Brooke: Oh, my gosh, I thought you left. Since you're still here, why don't you come over here and help me fasten this? I need the expert fingers of a magnificent fashion designer. Thank you. Aah!

Stephanie: Aah!

Brooke: Oh, my God, Stephanie.

Stephanie: Well, honey, you're so good at taking them off. Honestly, it's really simple to put them back on.

Brooke: (Sighs) You could have knocked, you know?

Stephanie: Oh, I didn't think I had to knock now that we're family again. Unless--

Brooke: No, we're still family.

Stephanie: Oh.

Brooke: Ridge and I had a wonderful ceremony on the beach, just the two of us, nobody there to object. It was beautiful. The sun, the sand, the ocean-- it was gorgeous.

Stephanie: Hardly sounds legal to me.

Brooke: We have an appointment at city hall.

Stephanie: Oh.

Brooke: But don't get out your datebook. You're not invited.

Stephanie: Oh, fine by me. I'll just mark next June for the usual divorce hearings.

Brooke: Ha-ha-ha-ha. Very funny. Yeah, that's cute. It's nice to have me back in the family, isn't it?

Stephanie: (Chuckles)

Brooke: "Mom."

Stephanie: So where is my son?

Brooke: He went out.

Stephanie: What? The--the blushing bride is here? The handsome--handsome, uh, groom has disappeared because, uh, married life is, uh, boring already? Hmm? Where'd he go?

Brooke: He went to Taylor's.

Stephanie: Oh.

Taylor: Oh. I didn't even hear you come in. Yeah. Yeah, Brooke and I finally did it. We got married yesterday.

Donna: Are you as crazy as she is?

Owen: Look, we either hire Pam or the surf line is done. And I'm not ready to give up on it yet.

Pam: Um, I'll, uh, need my own office.

Donna: Never.

Owen: Look, we will find you something.

Pam: And a parking spot?

Owen: Done.

Donna: Owen!

Owen: She can have mine.

Pam: And I feel like I should tell you, Owen, that there have been offers from other design houses, so I just hope that what you're planning to pay is more than what they already have on the table.

Donna: Oh, give me a break. That's not even plausible. There's no way anyone out there would know that you made the bikini. (Cell phone rings)

Pam: Oh, excuse me. I've gotta take this. (Gasps) Hello?

Woman: Ms. Douglas?

Pam: Giorgio, how are you?

Owen: Armani?

Woman: Uh, no, sorry. It's Evelyn Haynes from Happy Acres. I'm calling about your mother.

Pam: You are so sweet, Giorgio, but I'm just not ready to make a decision yet.

Donna: Is this for real?

Evelyn: Excuse me?

Pam: Well, I have to admit, that is an attractive offer, but a girl's gotta weigh her options.

Evelyn: I think there's been a misunderstanding. I'm calling about your mother's attitude. I know you told me I'd get used to it, but I've already had two staff members quit because of her.

Pam: Now don't be impatient, Giorgio. I promise I will make a decision by the end of the day. Ciao.

Evelyn: No, it's Evelyn Haynes. Evelyn Haynes from-- (dial tone)

Pam: A lot of interest out there.

Owen: Look, I'm sure that Eric would want to take care of you, and I'm sure that he's gonna beat any offer out there. (Cell phone rings)

Pam: Thank you, Owen. Ooh, you know what? This Giorgio's a stalker. I'm gonna let it go to voicemail. Eric!

Eric: Pam.

Pam: (Laughs)

Eric: Uh, I heard that you were back. How are you? How are you doing?

Pam: You know, I couldn't be better. I have a clean bill of health and a brand-new career on the horizon. I just want to say, Eric, I am so sorry for the terrible things I did. That person was not me.

Eric: I know. I know, Pam. I know. What--what-- what is this?

Donna: It's the same crochet as the bikini. Pam is the artist. You are looking at the genius behind our best-selling swimsuit.

Eric: Wha--you?

Pam: (Gasps) Well, I--

Eric: You?

Pam: I had to take up something, didn't I, Eric? After I had to give up baking.

Eric: (Chuckles)

Pam: Now I heard a rumor that you were looking to hire the person that made that bikini?

Eric: Well, yes, I am. Absolutely. Um, Donna? Uh...

Donna: I suppose we have to.

Owen: I mean, that is if she is available.

Eric: Are you? Are you available?

Pam: (Laughs) for you, Eric? Of course I am.

Eric: Oh, good.

Stephanie: Ridge went to see Taylor?

Brooke: Oh, goodness. Here we go again.

Stephanie: Oh, no, I'm not saying anything.

Brooke: I encouraged him, Stephanie.

Stephanie: Oh, sure. (Chuckles) the new wife sends the new husband off to see the old ex.

Brooke: She's still suffering from a tremendous loss. I thought it'd be beneficial for Taylor if Ridge went to see her.

Stephanie: You thought of that?

Brooke: Yes, I did. I'm very concerned for her. And I think Ridge should stay a positive influence in her life, ex or not.

Stephanie: That's very noble of you.

Brooke: It's really just humane. You know, showing concern, love, support. Those kind of things that you should be showing my son.

Taylor: That's great news. Congratulations. So where are you guys registered?

Ridge: Oh, I think we have enough kitchen supplies, thanks. Taylor?

Taylor: Pay no attention to me.

Ridge: That's why I'm here.

Taylor: It's just that I-- I don't know. It's just one loss after another. First Phoebe. Then I lose you, or at least my chance I thought I had with you.

Ridge: Doc, I'm right here.

Taylor: Well, you're married to Brooke. And I'm just gonna have to find a way to get my life together and-- and move on and deal with it.

Ridge: Taylor, you're never gonna be alone. You have Steffy. You have Thomas, and you have me. I will always be a part of your life. I will always be here for you. Do you hear me? Always.

Eric: They need to see this before we ask them to do anything else.

Owen: That one is much better.

Donna: (Sighs)

Pam: So now do I work for you, or do you work for me?

Donna: Neither. We are just gonna stay out of each other's way as much as possible.

Pam: Do what you want to do, but I personally am gonna make it a priority to say good morning to you every single day. A smile goes a long way, Donna, and I predict that soon you're gonna be smiling right back at me.

Donna: Don't hold your breath. You know, on second thought, go ahead.

Pam: Now you listen here, Missy. I am doing my best to remain friendly to you, even though you threw my nice little gift in the garbage-- a gift that's likely to make you a lot of moola.

Donna: You tried to kill me, Pammy. No amount of moola is gonna make me forget that.

Pam: You are just too gosh darn negative to forgive anybody, aren't you? You know, I could turn this job down, Donna. My mental health is very important to me, and if I think that I'm being caused too much work-related stress--

Donna: Oh, my God, Pammy! Stop being psycho, and just start crocheting.

Pam: Because you need me? Say it, Donna. You need me?

Donna: I won't say that.

Pam: A lot of orders coming in. How many do you think? How many customers want to order a Pammy original?

Donna: A couple thousand.

Pam: I'm sorry. Uh, I-I couldn't hear you.

Donna: A couple thousand.

Pam: Wow! That is a lot of crocheting. A couple of thousand bikinis hand-crocheted by a psycho? I think you need me.

Donna: For the record, I don't want to work with you, and I don't care what Eric and Owen think, because I think we can get someone else to do the Pammy bikinis.

Pam: (Gasps) Let's call them "Paminis!" And, no, Donna, I don't think just anybody can make a Pamini. You see, I've a very special trick to my crochet technique. Want to know what it is?

Donna: Sure, Pammy. What's your special trick?

Pam: I'll never tell that would be like you revealing your secrets of seduction. Some things are better left up to the artist.

Stephanie: I don't have any compassion for Rick. He killed my granddaughter, for God's sake.

Brooke: We all love Phoebe, Stephanie. And we miss her dearly. But if Ridge can put aside his feelings, then--

Stephanie: Wait just a minute. Do not confuse Ridge's feelings, his love for you, as forgiveness for Rick. He's just put a bandage on all of this. That's all. I'm telling you, Rick will screw up. Something will happen. And that'll put an end to it. And then all of the anger and the frustration that Ridge feels is going to come pouring out.

Brooke: You don't threaten me anymore. And neither does Taylor. Ridge and I have been through a lot of challenges to be together. Our love is finally united.

Stephanie: For now.

Brooke: Forever. I think it was your anger that brought Ridge to me. We were all there for Rick when that happened to Phoebe. He needed our love and our support, and all you did, Stephanie, was want to throw him in jail and have him rot there.

Stephanie: Yes. Forgive me. I happen to think that people have to pay the consequences-- face the consequences of their actions.

Brooke: (Scoffs) Yeah. Unless it's you. Tolerating Rick is something that Ridge did because he loves me. And that was a big stepping-stone for us. That was our breakthrough. He is not in your clutches anymore. In fact, I have a place in his heart that nobody can challenge. But you can go ahead. You can try. 'Cause I am secure. I am 100% secure. I have my Ridge. There's nothing in this world that you could do to keep us apart.

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