B&B Transcript Wednesday 11/12/03

The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Wednesday 11/12/03

By Suzanne
Proofread by Becky

[Phone buzzes]

Brooke: Yes? He is? All right, Margaret, send him in. Well, I didn't expect to see you again so soon. CVS.

Nick: It's the test I told you about. For pregnant women.

Brooke: To find out if the fetus is healthy. I know.

Nick: And to determine paternity. The sooner we find out who the father is, the better for everybody.

Brooke: We can do this right away?

Nick: By the end of the first trimester.

Brooke: And what if the results come back --

Nick: Brooke -- we'll just set what course we take when the time comes.

Ridge: A-ha. Caught red-handed.

Brooke: Ridge --

Ridge: A little birdie out there told me you had company. Has he been taking up your valuable time again?

Nick: Well, you want your fabric delivered on schedule, or what?

Ridge: Oh, that's what you do here, huh? Oversee shipments.

Nick: Well, somebody's got to.

Brooke: I'll get back to you on a date.

Nick: Good.

Ridge: What's this? Something I should know about?


Sally: That's it, Darla. That has got to be it.

Darla: There could be other explanations.

Sally: What? For Nick Payne to be talking to a doctor and asking about whether or not it's possible to determine an unborn baby's paternity?

Darla: Well, you don't necessarily know that they were talking about Brooke's baby, now do you?

Sally: Honey, I overheard that conversation. You didn't. I heard Nick tell the doctor that the baby's father could possibly be one of two brothers. Hmm? And I know he wasn't talking about the Marx brothers, either. Oh, no, this had nothing to do with Harpo or Groucho or Chico. This was all about Brooke, don't you see it? She was up to her old tricks again. She was hopping from bed to bed and she winds up pregnant. And now the only question left is, will that baby be born with a sketch pad in it's little hand or a ship's compass?

Darla: Slow down, Sal. I think you're getting way ahead of yourself here. You know, because if Brooke is just now finding out that she's pregnant, that would mean that she would have had to conceive a month or so ago.

Sally: Yeah? So?

Darla: She was already married to ridge.

Sally: Like I said -- "so?"

Darla: Oh, God, "so" -- so she'd never cheat on him. Sally, Brooke has spent half of her life hoping and praying for one thing and one thing only -- and that's to be Mrs. Ridge Forrester. Now, she would never risk losing that for anything in the world. Never.

Sally: You know, you're right.

Darla: Mm-hmm.

Sally: When you're right, you're right, Darla. Of course Brooke wouldn't risk cheating on Ridge and betraying him. She'd never do that. Unless Ridge were --

Both: Dead.

Darla: South America --

Sally: Mm-hmm. Everybody thought Ridge was dead.

Darla: And that would coincide with the time that Brooke got pregnant.

Sally: And that, Darla, is game, set and match.


Ridge: So what's the deal? Is this a test you're going to have?

Brooke: Um, I've been thinking about it.

Ridge: Any particular reason?

Brooke: Just to make sure that everything's okay with the baby. You know how concerned I've been about that.

Nick: Well, gotta go. See ya.

Ridge: Bored already, are we?

Nick: Well, hormones make me moody. Give me a call after the kid's born, huh?

Brooke: Nick? Thanks for stopping by.

Nick: Thank you.


Ridge: You sure there isn't anything you want to tell me about?

Brooke: I'm sure.

Ridge: No symptoms you're worried about?

Brooke: The test is just a precaution. A way to answer all the questions.

Ridge: Whatever you need to put your mind at ease.

Brooke: Well, that's certainly helping.

Ridge: You leave it up to me. I want this to be an incredible experience for you. I'm going to pamper and lull you into a state of sheer nirvana.

Brooke: You are, huh?

Ridge: Yes, I am. Nothing but the best for the mother of my child.

Ridge: Are you ready to be indulged beyond your wildest dreams? Hmm?

Brooke: What did you have in mind?

Ridge: Oh, try this for starters --

Brooke: Ridge, that's like having my own personal spa.

Ridge: There you go.

Brooke: Wow, there's aromatherapy oil and collagen mask, body cream, body oil.

Ridge: Yeah, that would be for later, yeah.

Brooke: When did you do all of this?

Ridge: While you were at lunch. And just in case you didn't have dessert, check this out.

Brooke: Peanut butter crunch?

[Ridge whistles]

Ridge: Isn't that the preferred ice cream of all pregnant women in the universe?

Brooke: Well, I don't know. I'll have to see. Hmm. Not bad.

Ridge: Mm?

Brooke: Mm-hmm. Mm, it needs something, though.

Ridge: Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. How about something like this?

Brooke: Mm. Mm, that would be perfect.

Ridge: Watch this.

Brooke: Mm.

Ridge: Yeah.

Brooke: Pile it on there. Oh, that's delicious, huh?

Ridge: Mm-hmm.

Brooke: Mm.

Ridge: That's all right.

Brooke: I need a tissue.

Ridge: Hmm-mm. No, you don't.

Brooke: Mm-hmm.

Ridge: No, you dont. Mm. You're right. It's very, very good. Mm.

Brooke: What are you doing?

Ridge: You don't want company, do you?

Brooke: I thought I was supposed to be relaxing.

Ridge: Well, there are lots of different ways to relax, Logan. You know?

Brooke: You're right. I feel very relaxed, tingly.

Ridge: Yeah. Well, I guess we're on the right track.


Sally: Lots of wonderful revelation here, Darla. Endless possibilities. Do you realize I am finally in the driver's seat? I hold a secret about Brooke that will alter the rest of her life. Now, the only thing I have to decide is what to do with this information. Should I go to ridge with it and tell him the unpleasant truth about his precious wife? Or should I contact queen Stephanie and let that mama tiger decide to scratch her daughter-in-law's eyes out? Or, of course, I could go to Massimo and let that gentleman exact his unique revenge. But it is a delicious dilemma. You know, it's kind of like having to decide the itinerary for an ocean voyage when you're accompanied by both Robert Redford and George Clooney.

[Darla giggles]

Darla: Earth toSal.

Sally: Oh. Sorry. Sorry, I did get a little carried away there, didn't I?

Darla: Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of. You know, you probably shouldn't start counting your chickens before they start hatching.

Sally: Ah, Darla. I am not only going to count those chickens, I am going to fry 'em up and I am going to serve them on an platter right next to Brooke's cooked goose. I control that woman's future, just like she controls my comp -- my company. Oh, Darla, don't you see? This is a chance for me to get control of my company again, to get it away from Brooke.

Darla: So, how are you going to do that?

Sally: I'm going to use a very successful, age-old, colorful remedy -- blackmail.

Sally: Ta-da. Sally's back. So, how do I look?

Darla: It's nice. It's really nice. Looks a lot better than that one-piece orange jumpsuit they're going to put you in once they arrest you for extortion.

Sally: Forget it. Brooke would never go to the police.

Darla: You can't just barge into her office and --

Sally: It's my office. It's my office, Darla. It was my office for years, and it's going to be my office again. All I have to do to get it is just threaten Brooke. Just threaten to tell Ridge all about the doubtful paternity of her baby.

Darla: Sal, what if she denies the whole thing? It's not like you have any proof that her and Nick were together.

Sally: I'll get the proof. I'll get the proof from the look on her face when I say it. And I'll get my company back. And most important of all, I will finally get some justice for Macy.


Clarke: So, I'm glad I caught you, Nick. Because I've got a present for you and your father, Massimo, to thank you for keeping me on here at Logan. Come on in.

Nick: I really had nothing to do with it, Clarke.

Clarke: Oh, but I like to take care of the whole family. Here you are. Go ahead, open it.

Nick: This?

Clarke: Yeah.

Nick: Oh, it's really not necessary to have gotten me anything. Well, look at that. I'll have to get a new boat to go with this. It's nice, thanks.

Clarke: You're welcome. Here, try it on. Here.

Nick: Well, I --

Clarke: No, go ahead.

Samantha: Wow. Look at that.

Nick: Something Clarke got for me.

Samantha: Clarke, you buttering up the boss again?

Clarke: Eh, the boss and the boss's whole family.

Samantha: Nick just drives a boat. He has nothing to do with designs.

Nick: Talk to Forrester about the designs.

Samantha: Yeah, well, if you can ever find him.

Clarke: What, he disappeared again?

Samantha: Coincidentally, so did Brooke. I knocked on her office and --

Clarke: And don't tell me. The door's locked.

Samantha: Must be nice.

Clarke: Oh, don't worry, Samantha. You'll find someone of your own someday.

Samantha: Now you're buttering me up.

Clarke: That doesn't sound too bad to me.

Samantha: I've got to get these down to the fabric room.

Clarke: Don't let her kid you. Beneath all that moxie, that young woman is carrying around a great disappointment. Coming here after all these years, seeing Ridge, hoping that school girl crush of hers would turn into something real.

Nick: She'll get through it.

Clarke: Yeah. She's going to have to. She's just going to have to accept that Ridge and Brooke are married, and there ain't nothin' gonna change that.


[Knock at door]

Brooke: Just a second!

Sally: Time's up.

[Brooke gasps]

Brooke: Sally --

Sally: Well, I guess I didn't have to ask what's been going on here.

Brooke: Margaret, remind me to change the locks on the doors, please. Thank you.

Sally: You shouldn't have bothered with that. You're not going to be around here much longer. Hey, Uncle Ed, how about some crescents down here?


Nick: You want to try to hold it like a pencil. You know what I mean?

Samantha: I'll never get this.

Nick: Think pencil.

Samantha: Okay.

Nick: Bring a fork!


Ridge: Well, Popeye, you wasting their time, too?

Clarke: Who just came up for air?

Ridge: I don't know what you're talking about, Clarke.

Clarke: No?

Ridge: No.

Clarke: What's that lipstick on your neck? And you know, your shirt's not quite buttoned right. It's a little wrinkled, too.

Ridge: Making up I for lost time, that's all.

Clarke: That's okay.

Ridge: And not just the time we lost in South America. Brooke and I have let far too many years slip by, yes we have.

Clarke: Hmm. You know, we may never see these two again.

Samantha: Well, it was nice knowing you while it lasted.

Ridge: Oh, don't worry, I'll be around. I'll be smiling a lot. Because this is one honeymoon that's never gonna end.


Sally: Here. Put this on. I really don't like the idea of you prancing through my hallways looking like, well, exactly what you are.

Brooke: Your hallways? I could have you arrested for breaking and entering. Oh. That's how you did it, right, Sally? You broke in here, you snooped around this office, and you found that little test that I took.

Sally: You know, Brooke, you really ought to be more careful with your secrets.

Brooke: We're not hiding anything, Sally. Ridge and I were going to tell everybody eventually. But you had to go ahead and tell everybody at Massimo and Jackie's wedding. Big deal.

Sally: It is a big deal though, isn't it?

Brooke: Look, I understand that you're hurting. But me taking over this company? Sally, it had nothing to do with me stealing the company from you.

Sally: Oh, I know that. I know I was just a little bit of collateral damage that you had to deal with on the way to the top. Just as my daughter Macy was, when you set your sights on Thorne.

Brooke: Oh, my God. So, now you're going to spend the rest of your life punishing me? I mean, this is crazy.

Sally: Well, you know, people do a lot of crazy things when someone they love has died. I'm sure even you did some inappropriate things when you thought ridge had died. I mean, there you were, all alone in a strange country, with no one to turn to. Oh, wait a minute. That's not quite true, is it? You did have people to turn to, didn't you? You had Stephanie and Massimo and Eric and Nck. Nick was there, wasn't he?

Brooke: I was very lucky, you know, to have people around me who cared.

Sally: You got lucky, all right.

Brooke: What is that supposed to mean?

Sally: Nothing. It's just that it was nice that you and Nick were able to console each other.

Brooke: What are you implying, Sally?

Sally: Well, captain nick Morone is an extremely attractive man. I mean, he's just the sort of man that any woman might turn to for comfort, like on those long nights when you were grieving over Ridge.

Brooke: I never turned to anybody, Sally. I don't know what you're talking about.

Sally: You slept with him, didn't you? Gotcha.

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