B&B Transcript Tuesday 9/16/03


The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Tuesday 9/16/03

By Suzanne
Proofread by Becky

Brooke: That's a lovely gesture, Ridge.

Ridge: Better come off sounding sincere, too.

Stephanie: You're leaving?

Ridge: Oh, I'm through putting words in your mouth, Mother. This is your last chance to get it right. You see, Brooke and I have decided to have a private ceremony. Which means the next time you lay eyes on her, she will be my wife. So, I suggest you open your arms to her and accept her into this family. That is if you'd like to hold onto your family.

Brooke: Go ahead, Stephanie. Make my day.

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Oscar: I said leave her alone.

Thug: How you gonna stop me, huh?

Bridget: No, don't! Don't!

Thug: Shut up! Shut up!

[Muffled screaming]

Thug: Hey!

[Crash]

Bridget: Oh, my god!

Oscar: Hmm, yeah. Way to go.

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Brooke: I'm waiting.

Stephanie: It'll be a cold day in hell before you get my blessing.

Brooke: Ridge will be very disappointed that you took the low road.

Stephanie: First, last and always, Ridge is my son. And at the end of the day, he will always side with his mother. Just they way he did when he voted you out of Forrester.

Brooke: He did that so we could start a company together, so we could build a future together.

Stephanie: Logan Designs is not a demonstration of his loyalty to you. It is merely a way to placate you.

Brooke: You're just upset because you were outwitted. You really thought you had your revenge. Well, you know what, Stephanie? It's over. Because you lost, and I won.

Stephanie: What did you win? A Forrester wannabe? A shadow of the company that you used to run?

Brooke: We're going to turn this into the preeminent design house. We're going to be like what you and Eric used to be.

Stephanie: Eric and I had commitment and respect and love on our side. Real love.

Brooke: When are you going to realize that that's what Ridge and I have, too?

Stephanie: You aren't capable of real love.

Brooke: I will do anything for Ridge. I'll be the best daughter-in-law that you could ever have. I'll be the best mother to his children. I'll be the best wife to Ridge. And I'll be a good friend to you. So, please, Stephanie, what do you say? Can we just end this war? Let's call it a truce.

Stephanie: You know, once you start living in the house, he's going to start comparing you to Taylor.

Brooke: He won't!

Stephanie: Have I hit a nerve?

Brooke: No one will come between us, Stephanie. I am wearing Ridge's ring now. And it'll stay on forever. And just think -- you're the one who put it there.

Stephanie: Don't gloat. Because if you don't treat those children better than you treated --

Brooke: Or what? What are you going to do?

Stephanie: I promised Taylor those babies would be raised the way she wanted them raised.

Brooke: You know what, Stephanie? You're not going to bait me anymore. I promised Ridge that I would be nice to you. And I'm going to make him proud. I'll miss you at the wedding, Mom. Oops. Better luck next time.

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Security #1: Let's go, punk. Police want to talk to you.

Oscar: Yeah, make sure you check out the syringe real good. He tried to jack my IV with whatever's in it.

Security #1: Thanks.

Security #2: We'll do that.

Nurse: You were very lucky. Pulse and heart rate are normal, but I'm going to get Dr. Cooper just in case.

Bridget: Thank you. If this keeps up, they're gonna have to start teaching self-defense classes in premed.

Oscar: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a student?

Bridget: Yeah.

Oscar: See, now here I thought with moves like that you were a full-fledged doctor. So, tell me, what's it like having to learn all those medical tongue twisters?

Bridget: Hey, can we get back to what just happened here, please?

Oscar: Oh, yeah, that. You know, I don't know. That dude probably has a problem with guys in hospital gowns.

Bridget: The truth. What kind of trouble are you in?

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Stephanie: Sally?

Sally: So? Tell me what happened. Did the wildcat go quietly or did she try to scratch your eyes out?

Stephanie: Sally --

sally: Listen, it's okay. You don't have to spare me anything here. Just tell me the truth. What did Brooke say when you told her that Ridge was not going to hand over my company to her?

Stephanie: I couldn't convince him not to do that. I'm sorry, Sally.

Sally: It's okay. I was halfway expecting you to say that anyway.

Stephanie: You know, he just -- he just has blinders on when it comes to this woman.

Sally: You know something? I could really use a drink.

Stephanie: You know, when this office was mine a long time ago, Eric used to keep a bottle hidden away just for special occasions. Maybe he did this time, too. It's Irish.

Sally: Sacred liquid.

Stephanie: Here's looking at you, kid.

Sally: Up the long ladder, down the short rope.

Both: Smooth.

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Oscar: Who says I'm in trouble?

Bridget: You're really not gonna tell me what this was all about, are you? Even though I probably just saved your life?

Oscar: And you never know when I'm gonna need you to do it again. So don't ask, okay?

Bridget: Okay. I'm -- I'm gonna go check on some other patients. Are you okay?

Oscar: Yeah, I'm good. You know, especially now since I got my own personal terminator and all.

Bridget: Yeah. I was pretty fantastic, huh?

 Bridget:  [Impersonating the terminator] "I'll be back."

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Stephanie: And then she just turned and walked out on her high horse.

Sally: That's terrible. That's terrible! The nerve of that woman. Bringing a horse into a swell office like this.

Stephanie: Right!

Sally: Shall we have another drink?

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: Good.

Stephanie: Let me hit you again.

Sally: You know, I'm not going to hit you. I'm gonna save all my fisticuffs for that cut-rate vampira that stole my company.

Stephanie: Boy, you said a mouthful on that one.

Sally: You bet. I know how to talk. I could talk for days about that woman. You know, it's really nice being here with you like this. I mean, being on the same side for once is a nice change. You and I should've always been friends anyway, you know, because we're two of a kind. We're both survivors. We're like -- we're like cream. We always rise to the top.

[Stephanie snoring]

Sally: Stephanie? Is that you? Where are you, Stephanie? Huh? Where are you? Oh. Oh, how you doing over here? How you doing down here, huh? Huh? Hey? Hey? You okay? You okay? Huh?

Stephanie: Huh? Wha --

Sally: You look terrible, you know?

Stephanie: Ow.

Sally: You look absolutely terrible. We've gotta fix you up a little bit. Come on. You know what you need?

Stephanie: What?

Sally: You need a makeover. You need a makeover from tead to hoe.

[Stephanie crying]

Stephanie: I want -- I want Eric.

Sally: Okay. You want Eric? I'm gonna show you how to get him.

Stephanie: Uh-huh.

Sally: I'm gonna show you exactly what you're gonna have to do to get him! Come on. Follow me. Come on. Come on. Easy does it. Over here. Okay, come on. I've got a nice spot here for you. Right --

Stephanie: It's a long way.

Sally: I know it's a long way, but it's gonna be worth it.

Stephanie: Very long way.

Sally: 'Cause we're gonna get him. He's gonna be crazy about you when he sees you.

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: Here you go. Here's a nice spot.

Stephanie: Here?

Sally: Yeah. Yeah, take a seat.

Stephanie: Oh, it's good.

Sally: That's good. That's fine. All right. Let me help you. That's good. That's good.

Stephanie: Stop yapping and start working.

Sally: Oh, okay. Do you know something? My -- my Irish daddy always used to tell me -- he said, "you're gonna do a thing right, you should always start at the top."

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Nick: Nice rock.

Brooke: Nick.

Nick: Marta said it was okay to come up. So when's the big day?

Brooke: I don't know. Ridge is making all the plans, and he's kinda being mysterious about it.

Nick: Makes it exciting. Probably doesn't want family interfering or any men from your past.

Brooke: Any guy in particular you're referring to?

Nick: No. I just wanna wish you and Forrester luck.

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[Polka music playing]

Sally: Here comes the water. Every good hairdresser will tell you that it is best to cut hair when it's wet.

Stephanie: Everybody knows that. You know, you might have a flair for this.

Sally: You know, actually I think I do. I think I do. And it's a good thing, too. Because if the rag trade dries up and I can't get a gig there, I figure I could always get work as a mortician.

Stephanie: A mortician?

Sally: Ah! Excuse me.

Stephanie: That's all right.

Sally: There.

Stephanie: Oh, good. Sally? Sally, why don't you come to work for us?

Sally: Ha! That's a laugh. Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Stephanie: Hey, we -- we could use a good --

Sally: Huh?

Stephanie: We could use a good -- whatever it is you do, Sally.

Sally: You know, now wait a minute. You do owe me. You know that?

Stephanie: Mm-hmm.

Sally: Yeah, you owe me big.

Stephanie: Mm-hmm.

Sally: Yeah? Okay. So, in order for me to come work for you, i will make certain demands. For one thing, I want my own office with a big window.

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: I want my own personal secretary -- a man.

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: A big one.

Stephanie: You bet!

Sally: Yeah. And I want a company car.

Stephanie: Uh-huh.

Sally: A jaguar.

Stephanie: Done.

Sally: So am I. Here. Eric Forrester, eat your heart out.

Stephanie: Yeah.

Sally: Sally scissorhands has created magic.

Stephanie: Oh.

Sally: Voila.

Stephanie: You know, it looks a little hip-hop, don't you think?

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Brooke: Are you okay about this? My marrying Ridge?

Nick: I didn't come here to talk about what I feel. I wanna know what you feel.

Brooke: I'm happy.

Nick: Then that's all I need to hear.

Brooke: Thank you.

Nick: I bought you something.

Brooke: A wedding present?

Nick: Forrester can wear it if he wants, but in my opinion it'll look a little better on you.

Brooke: Oh, it's beautiful. It's a compass.

Nick: In case you lose your way.

Brooke: You're an amazing man.

Nick: Well, if I've learned one thing since I've met you, you can't go through life alone. It's nice to have a friend. So, if you ever need one, you know where to look.

                        ************************************************************************************

[Thump]

Brooke: What was that?

Ridge: Hey, Logan! Get your butt down here!

Brooke: Ridge. Oh, my gosh. I don't believe this. What are you doing down there?

Ridge: Hey, we said we wanted to elope, so, come on, let's do it.

Brooke: Now? I -- I'm not even packed yet.

Ridge: It's all taken care of.

Nick: If you ever feel lost, just look at your compass.

Brooke: Aye, aye, captain. Okay, you'd better catch me if I fall. This is kind of tricky. This is scary. In high heels no less. You think this is funny, don't you?

Ridge: Oh, you can do it, Logan.

Brooke: This is crazy. I can't believe I'm doing this. You are absolutely crazy.

Ridge: And you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Told you I was gonna keep you on your toes. Come on, they're waiting for us on the runway.

Brooke: Wait -- where are we going?

Ridge: Where are we going? Where are we going? We're going to begin the rest of our lives together. That's where we're going. Come on. Come on, let's go.

By Suzanne
Proofread by Becky

Brooke: That's a lovely gesture, Ridge.

Ridge: Better come off sounding sincere, too.

Stephanie: You're leaving?

Ridge: Oh, I'm through putting words in your mouth, Mother. This is your last chance to get it right. You see, Brooke and I have decided to have a private ceremony. Which means the next time you lay eyes on her, she will be my wife. So, I suggest you open your arms to her and accept her into this family. That is if you'd like to hold onto your family.

Brooke: Go ahead, Stephanie. Make my day.

                        ***************************************************************************************

Oscar: I said leave her alone.

Thug: How you gonna stop me, huh?

Bridget: No, don't! Don't!

Thug: Shut up! Shut up!

[Muffled screaming]

Thug: Hey!

[Crash]

Bridget: Oh, my god!

Oscar: Hmm, yeah. Way to go.

                        ********************************************************************************************

Brooke: I'm waiting.

Stephanie: It'll be a cold day in hell before you get my blessing.

Brooke: Ridge will be very disappointed that you took the low road.

Stephanie: First, last and always, Ridge is my son. And at the end of the day, he will always side with his mother. Just they way he did when he voted you out of Forrester.

Brooke: He did that so we could start a company together, so we could build a future together.

Stephanie: Logan Designs is not a demonstration of his loyalty to you. It is merely a way to placate you.

Brooke: You're just upset because you were outwitted. You really thought you had your revenge. Well, you know what, Stephanie? It's over. Because you lost, and I won.

Stephanie: What did you win? A Forrester wannabe? A shadow of the company that you used to run?

Brooke: We're going to turn this into the preeminent design house. We're going to be like what you and Eric used to be.

Stephanie: Eric and I had commitment and respect and love on our side. Real love.

Brooke: When are you going to realize that that's what Ridge and I have, too?

Stephanie: You aren't capable of real love.

Brooke: I will do anything for Ridge. I'll be the best daughter-in-law that you could ever have. I'll be the best mother to his children. I'll be the best wife to Ridge. And I'll be a good friend to you. So, please, Stephanie, what do you say? Can we just end this war? Let's call it a truce.

Stephanie: You know, once you start living in the house, he's going to start comparing you to Taylor.

Brooke: He won't!

Stephanie: Have I hit a nerve?

Brooke: No one will come between us, Stephanie. I am wearing Ridge's ring now. And it'll stay on forever. And just think -- you're the one who put it there.

Stephanie: Don't gloat. Because if you don't treat those children better than you treated --

Brooke: Or what? What are you going to do?

Stephanie: I promised Taylor those babies would be raised the way she wanted them raised.

Brooke: You know what, Stephanie? You're not going to bait me anymore. I promised Ridge that I would be nice to you. And I'm going to make him proud. I'll miss you at the wedding, Mom. Oops. Better luck next time.

                        *************************************************************************************

Security #1: Let's go, punk. Police want to talk to you.

Oscar: Yeah, make sure you check out the syringe real good. He tried to jack my IV with whatever's in it.

Security #1: Thanks.

Security #2: We'll do that.

Nurse: You were very lucky. Pulse and heart rate are normal, but I'm going to get Dr. Cooper just in case.

Bridget: Thank you. If this keeps up, they're gonna have to start teaching self-defense classes in premed.

Oscar: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a student?

Bridget: Yeah.

Oscar: See, now here I thought with moves like that you were a full-fledged doctor. So, tell me, what's it like having to learn all those medical tongue twisters?

Bridget: Hey, can we get back to what just happened here, please?

Oscar: Oh, yeah, that. You know, I don't know. That dude probably has a problem with guys in hospital gowns.

Bridget: The truth. What kind of trouble are you in?

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Stephanie: Sally?

Sally: So? Tell me what happened. Did the wildcat go quietly or did she try to scratch your eyes out?

Stephanie: Sally --

sally: Listen, it's okay. You don't have to spare me anything here. Just tell me the truth. What did Brooke say when you told her that Ridge was not going to hand over my company to her?

Stephanie: I couldn't convince him not to do that. I'm sorry, Sally.

Sally: It's okay. I was halfway expecting you to say that anyway.

Stephanie: You know, he just -- he just has blinders on when it comes to this woman.

Sally: You know something? I could really use a drink.

Stephanie: You know, when this office was mine a long time ago, Eric used to keep a bottle hidden away just for special occasions. Maybe he did this time, too. It's Irish.

Sally: Sacred liquid.

Stephanie: Here's looking at you, kid.

Sally: Up the long ladder, down the short rope.

Both: Smooth.

                        *****************************************************************************************

Oscar: Who says I'm in trouble?

Bridget: You're really not gonna tell me what this was all about, are you? Even though I probably just saved your life?

Oscar: And you never know when I'm gonna need you to do it again. So don't ask, okay?

Bridget: Okay. I'm -- I'm gonna go check on some other patients. Are you okay?

Oscar: Yeah, I'm good. You know, especially now since I got my own personal terminator and all.

Bridget: Yeah. I was pretty fantastic, huh?

 Bridget:  [Impersonating the terminator] "I'll be back."

                        **********************************************************************************

Stephanie: And then she just turned and walked out on her high horse.

Sally: That's terrible. That's terrible! The nerve of that woman. Bringing a horse into a swell office like this.

Stephanie: Right!

Sally: Shall we have another drink?

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: Good.

Stephanie: Let me hit you again.

Sally: You know, I'm not going to hit you. I'm gonna save all my fisticuffs for that cut-rate vampira that stole my company.

Stephanie: Boy, you said a mouthful on that one.

Sally: You bet. I know how to talk. I could talk for days about that woman. You know, it's really nice being here with you like this. I mean, being on the same side for once is a nice change. You and I should've always been friends anyway, you know, because we're two of a kind. We're both survivors. We're like -- we're like cream. We always rise to the top.

[Stephanie snoring]

Sally: Stephanie? Is that you? Where are you, Stephanie? Huh? Where are you? Oh. Oh, how you doing over here? How you doing down here, huh? Huh? Hey? Hey? You okay? You okay? Huh?

Stephanie: Huh? Wha --

Sally: You look terrible, you know?

Stephanie: Ow.

Sally: You look absolutely terrible. We've gotta fix you up a little bit. Come on. You know what you need?

Stephanie: What?

Sally: You need a makeover. You need a makeover from tead to hoe.

[Stephanie crying]

Stephanie: I want -- I want Eric.

Sally: Okay. You want Eric? I'm gonna show you how to get him.

Stephanie: Uh-huh.

Sally: I'm gonna show you exactly what you're gonna have to do to get him! Come on. Follow me. Come on. Come on. Easy does it. Over here. Okay, come on. I've got a nice spot here for you. Right --

Stephanie: It's a long way.

Sally: I know it's a long way, but it's gonna be worth it.

Stephanie: Very long way.

Sally: 'Cause we're gonna get him. He's gonna be crazy about you when he sees you.

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: Here you go. Here's a nice spot.

Stephanie: Here?

Sally: Yeah. Yeah, take a seat.

Stephanie: Oh, it's good.

Sally: That's good. That's fine. All right. Let me help you. That's good. That's good.

Stephanie: Stop yapping and start working.

Sally: Oh, okay. Do you know something? My -- my Irish daddy always used to tell me -- he said, "you're gonna do a thing right, you should always start at the top."

                        *****************************************************************************************

Nick: Nice rock.

Brooke: Nick.

Nick: Marta said it was okay to come up. So when's the big day?

Brooke: I don't know. Ridge is making all the plans, and he's kinda being mysterious about it.

Nick: Makes it exciting. Probably doesn't want family interfering or any men from your past.

Brooke: Any guy in particular you're referring to?

Nick: No. I just wanna wish you and Forrester luck.

                        **********************************************************************************

[Polka music playing]

Sally: Here comes the water. Every good hairdresser will tell you that it is best to cut hair when it's wet.

Stephanie: Everybody knows that. You know, you might have a flair for this.

Sally: You know, actually I think I do. I think I do. And it's a good thing, too. Because if the rag trade dries up and I can't get a gig there, I figure I could always get work as a mortician.

Stephanie: A mortician?

Sally: Ah! Excuse me.

Stephanie: That's all right.

Sally: There.

Stephanie: Oh, good. Sally? Sally, why don't you come to work for us?

Sally: Ha! That's a laugh. Ho, ho, ho, ho.

Stephanie: Hey, we -- we could use a good --

Sally: Huh?

Stephanie: We could use a good -- whatever it is you do, Sally.

Sally: You know, now wait a minute. You do owe me. You know that?

Stephanie: Mm-hmm.

Sally: Yeah, you owe me big.

Stephanie: Mm-hmm.

Sally: Yeah? Okay. So, in order for me to come work for you, i will make certain demands. For one thing, I want my own office with a big window.

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: I want my own personal secretary -- a man.

Stephanie: Okay.

Sally: A big one.

Stephanie: You bet!

Sally: Yeah. And I want a company car.

Stephanie: Uh-huh.

Sally: A jaguar.

Stephanie: Done.

Sally: So am I. Here. Eric Forrester, eat your heart out.

Stephanie: Yeah.

Sally: Sally scissorhands has created magic.

Stephanie: Oh.

Sally: Voila.

Stephanie: You know, it looks a little hip-hop, don't you think?

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Brooke: Are you okay about this? My marrying Ridge?

Nick: I didn't come here to talk about what I feel. I wanna know what you feel.

Brooke: I'm happy.

Nick: Then that's all I need to hear.

Brooke: Thank you.

Nick: I bought you something.

Brooke: A wedding present?

Nick: Forrester can wear it if he wants, but in my opinion it'll look a little better on you.

Brooke: Oh, it's beautiful. It's a compass.

Nick: In case you lose your way.

Brooke: You're an amazing man.

Nick: Well, if I've learned one thing since I've met you, you can't go through life alone. It's nice to have a friend. So, if you ever need one, you know where to look.

                        ************************************************************************************

[Thump]

Brooke: What was that?

Ridge: Hey, Logan! Get your butt down here!

Brooke: Ridge. Oh, my gosh. I don't believe this. What are you doing down there?

Ridge: Hey, we said we wanted to elope, so, come on, let's do it.

Brooke: Now? I -- I'm not even packed yet.

Ridge: It's all taken care of.

Nick: If you ever feel lost, just look at your compass.

Brooke: Aye, aye, captain. Okay, you'd better catch me if I fall. This is kind of tricky. This is scary. In high heels no less. You think this is funny, don't you?

Ridge: Oh, you can do it, Logan.

Brooke: This is crazy. I can't believe I'm doing this. You are absolutely crazy.

Ridge: And you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Told you I was gonna keep you on your toes. Come on, they're waiting for us on the runway.

Brooke: Wait -- where are we going?

Ridge: Where are we going? Where are we going? We're going to begin the rest of our lives together. That's where we're going. Come on. Come on, let's go.

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