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As The World Turns Transcript Tuesday 12/27/05

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[Cheers and applause]

Hal: All right, all right you guys. Knock it off. I'm going to the telethon, so it's for a good cause, which is the only reason I wear this thing. If anybody needs me, I'll be on my cell or you can reach me through Kim Hughes at WOAK.

Emily: Good, you're still here.

Hal: All right, you can just leave, because I'm not in the mood to hear anymore speeches about freeing Paul Ryan. Go to a judge.

Cass: We already have. And he's reversed the no bail ruling.

Emily: Which means you have to let Paul go, Hal. Right now.

Carly: Can I have a medium hazelnut, milk, one sugar?

Waitress: And for you, Detective Snyder?

Jack: Ah, I'm going to have a cup tea, with honey and lemon please.

Carly: Tea? What's the matter with you? Are you starting to feel sick?

Jack: Honey, I'm fit as a fiddle. Why?

Carly: You don't drink tea.

Jack: Sometimes I drink tea. Yeah, I need that to go, please. Thanks.

Carly: Okay, what's going on here? You're ordering tea. You're wearing that shirt. You're trying to get rid of me. What's going on?

Jack: Honey, stop imagining things, okay? I've just got to get over to WOAK, because I promised Mike I'd keep an eye on B.J. during the telethon. That's it.

Carly: Oh, right, the telethon's today. Which explains the tea.

Jack: What are you talking about?

Carly: It's for your throat. They roped you into singing, didn't they? Come on, why didn't tell me? I'm going to call Ellen, she's going to watch the kids for a little bit longer, and I'm going to --

Jack: No, honey, don't do that please.

Carly: Why not?

Jack: Because I don't -- I don't want you there.

Kim: Okay, everybody, attention please. We're about to begin, so will you all take your places? Thanks.

[Katie sighs]

B.J.: I knew it. I knew I picked out the perfect dress.

Katie: You approve?

B.J.: You are so beautiful. I wish I could just sweep you up and carry you off somewhere, you know? Just away -- away from this place, away from this world.

Katie: Well, unfortunately, we've got a little telethon to do, so --

B.J.: Yeah, I know. I can dream, can't I?

Kim: Okay, Katie, we're -- oh, you look fabulous.

Katie: Thank you.

Kim: We're ready for you.

Katie: Okay. Have you heard from Henry?

B.J.: Yeah. Yeah. He should be enjoying a glass of in-flight champagne as we speak. I talked to the pilot. They should be landing any minute now.

Henry: Olga! Are you out there? What's going on? Olga!

[Henry gasps]

Katie: Well, thank you for letting Henry come home. It really does mean a lot to me.

B.J.: I told you I would. And I always keep my promises. It's important to keep promises. Don't you agree?

Jerry: Mr. Green, could I see you for a sec?

B.J.: That's my trusty electrician. He's the one who's going to keep the pledge machine in perfect working order, so -- you really do look beautiful.

Katie: Thank you.

B.J.: You're gonna knock 'em dead.

Kim: Katie, darling, 30 seconds.

Katie: Okay. Thank you.

[Cell phone ringing]

Maddie: Hello?

Katie: Hey, it's Katie. Are you at the hospital yet?

Maddie: Yeah, yeah, I just got here. Everything okay?

Katie: Yeah, fine. We're about to start. Just whatever you do, make sure that Mike doesn't get anywhere near a television set. He cannot know that I'm doing this telethon with B.J.

Maddie: Relax. I have it covered, okay? Is Henry there yet?

Katie: He's on his way. It's all going to be over soon, Maddie. Pretty soon, we can all breathe easier again.

Maddie: What do you think you're doing?

Katie: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the annual telethon for the Oakdale Police charities. We are coming to you live from WOAK. As many of you know, the Oakdale Police Department supports many charities throughout the year, but not without the help of you at home, and your generous donations. This year, we hope to raise our red marker straight to the top, and we have a very generous donation to start out with from Worldwide Industries to the tune of $150,000. [Scattered applause] Thank you very much Worldwide Industries. So, drum roll please --

[Drum roll]

[Machine beeps]

Jerry: See there, it's all wired with explosives. Once the marker hits the golden point, it'll send a signal to the detonator, and then, good-bye telethon.

Katie: And call in and make a huge donation, because you will be helping many people in need. It doesn't take a lot.

B.J.: And good-bye, Katie.

Jack: Honey, come on, the singing's just a cover. It's a way to get me in the door. I'm really there to keep an eye on B.J.

Carly: You are the worst liar ever. This sounds to me like a classic case of stage fright. You don't have to worry, sweetheart. You're going to be great. You're always great. You're my great, great, sweet, singing cop.

Jack: Yes, and you're my best audience, you are. But I'd feel better if you weren't there. You're too much of a distraction.

Carly: Oh. Well, I will take that as a compliment.

Jack: It was intended to be one.

Carly: Okay. Well, how about this? How about I'll go home, and I watch you on the TV, okay? Will that make you happy?

Jack: Yes, it will. Thank you. I'll see you at home.

Carly: Okay. Bye, chicken. [Jack chuckles] Hey, hi Ellen. It's me. Will you do me a favor and just watch the kids for a couple more hours? I have to give my sweet husband some moral support.

Mike: What is the big deal about me watching TV?

Maddie: Because it's rude if you have visitors. Do you wanna play chess? I think they have a chess set in the nurse's station.

Mike: I don't want to play chess. I want to watch football.

Maddie: Well, you can’t. It got cancelled. Snow, I don't know, something. Mm-hmm.

Mike: Maddie, what's the deal? What's really going on?

Katie: Oh. Wow. Will you look at this? $50,000 from Fashions! We have Fashions' own Lisa Grimaldi right here. Thank you so much, that is very generous. So let's take this up a little a bit further. [Machine beeps] All right, let's keep those phones ringing. We are doing very well, so far. But we still have a ways to go to get to our goal. In the meantime, we want to thank you so much for your contributions so far, so we have a little treat for you. Everybody put your hands together for the talented Ms. Barbara Ryan.


Katie: You know, it's so great that you got Barbara to perform.

Kim: Of course, if I can't talk my own niece into performing, what good am I? And speaking of performing, you are a natural, Toots. I mean, we're really going to have our goal in no time. Katie, are you okay?

Katie: Oh, yeah, sorry. You haven't seen B.J. around, have you?

Henry: Well, it's about time! I have been down here without food or water all night. It is not like you to leave me alone for so long, especially after -- B.J. Well, this is a pleasant surprise. What brings you down here to Henry’s happy hole?

B.J.: I've come to say good-bye.

Henry: You're leaving?

B.J.: No, you are.

Henry: As in, you're letting me go?

B.J.: As in, I'm setting you free.

Henry: What's the difference?

B.J.: Well, there's one of cosmic proportion.

Henry: I'm not following you. I think this damp dark dungeon has dulled my senses.

B.J.: Well, not to worry. I'm pretty sure you won't be needing senses where you're going.

[Henry sighs]

Henry: Honey, you want to tell me what he's talking about here, Buttercup?

B.J.: You're history, Henry. Tomorrow's obituary. Got the picture?

Cop: What did you need, Lieutenant?

Hal: Bring up Paul Ryan. He made bail.

Cop: Yes, sir.

Emily: Sorry to ruin your day.

Hal: Oh, he'll be back soon enough for a nice long stretch.

Cass: Not if I have anything to do with it. You call me if you need anything else.

Emily: Thank you. Thank you. Paul and I both are so grateful to you. Thank you.

Cass: Well, he's not out of the woods yet, but at least he's out of that cell. I'll talk to you later.

Emily: Okay.

Cass: Good-bye, Hal.

Hal: You must be very proud of yourself.

Emily: No. Just relieved actually.

Hal: I'm sure Jennifer doesn't share that sentiment.

Emily: Jennifer has a new baby in her life. I imagine Paul’s the last person on her mind.

Hal: And I plan to keep it that way. If he goes anywhere near her, I'll make him sorry damn he ever made bail.

Emily: You were just itching to find a reason, aren't you, Hal?

Hal: You know, I thought when I convinced Jennifer not to press charges against you, it might serve as some sort of a wake-up call. But here you go, running down the same stupid path. Remember this -- when the floor crumbles underneath you again, and trust me, it will, I won't be there to catch you, Emily. You're on your own.

Paul: No, she's not.

Emily: Oh, hi.

Hal: Enjoy each other while you can.

Paul: When they told me downstairs I made bail, I couldn't believe it.

Emily: I told you I wasn't giving up. Cass convinced the judge to overturn your bail ruling. I get to take you home. Oh, as soon as they sign you out.

Emily: Now that you're out, let's get married. Let's do it today. Let's do it this morning. What?

Paul: You sure? Look, bail is not free. I'm probably still going to have to serve time.

Emily: We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Paul: I'm just saying that if you've changed your mind, I understand.

Emily: If I haven't changed my mind, I never will. I want to be Mrs. Paul Ryan, and I'd like to do it when we still got a wedding night, thank you very much.

Hal: Here are your things, Ryan. As far as I'm concerned, you might as well leave 'em here, because you're gonna be back.

Paul: Oh, well, thanks for your hospitality, Hal. I appreciate it. I really, really do.

Hal: There's a lot more where that came from. Oh, and by the way, I've got a call in to the judge, asking him to reconsider, so you better not get too comfortable.

Emily: Would you give it rest all ready?

Paul: Oh, stop, the man's just doing his job. Come on, Emily, let's go. We have a wedding to plan.

Cop: Excuse me, sir. Aren't you going to be late for the telethon?

Hal: Suddenly, I'm not in the mood.

Paul: Hey, stop. Don't let him get to you. He can't touch us. At least not today, right?

Emily: Yeah.

Paul: Can we please go home? 'Cause -- hold this for a second.

Emily: Yeah.

Paul: I could really use a hot shower.

Emily: You know what? Go on ahead. I'll catch up later. I've got something I need to take care of. No, it's okay, don't worry. Everything's fine. I will see you at home.

Carly: Dammit! [Carly has a flat tire.] Now how am I going to get there in time to see Jack sing?

[Motorcycle engine]

Nick: Need some help?

Carly: No. No, thanks.

Nick: Yeah, but it looks like you've got a flat tire.

[Carly chuckles]

Carly: That's observant. Really, it's fine. I can handle it.

Nick: I mean, are you sure? I'd be happy to give you a hand.

Carly: Yeah. Okay. Fine. I mean, yes, thank you. I could use a hand.

Nick: You got it.

Maddie: I'm worried about Henry, and I'm worried that homicidal Amazon is still out there, looking to mow me down. So, okay, yeah, I'm a little jittery, I admit it.

Mike: Hey, your jitters are making me jittery. And you know what calms me down when I'm really tense?

Maddie: What?

Mike: Football. So please, hand me that remote --

Nurse: Time to check on those ribs, Mr. Kasnoff. Sorry, you'll have to leave.

Maddie: But I --

Mike: Oh, you heard the lady.

[Maddie groans]

Nurse: So, how are we feeling this morning?

Mike: Oh, better than yesterday. Oh, will you do me a favor and hand me that remote? It's underneath those magazines.

[Maddie sighs]

Maddie: Come on, Katie, answer your phone.


Katie: Give it for Barbara Ryan. Thank you so much. That was fantastic. Oh, we have got another donation. A major donation, everyone. $150,000 from Arrowquest Corporation. Let's add that to the numbers. [Machine beeps] All right. Come on, viewers, I know we can do even better. It takes only 90 seconds of your time to call in and make a donation, so what are you waiting for?

Tom: So how do you feel?

Lisa: Does the word "nervous" cover everything?

[Tom laughs]

Tom: You know what? You better forget about that. We have to do this whether we like it or not now.

Margo: "Whether you like it or not?" You two shovel it in with spoons, you hams!

Tom: Wow. You look kind of impressive. Will you be wearing this at home, tonight?

Margo: Maybe, part of it. It's zero hour.

Tom: We're up next?

Margo: Mm-hmm. You know what? I asked Kim if she would make an extra copy of the tape, because Adam wants to see it in California, okay?

Tom: Gee, thanks. Why do I always agree to this stuff?

Margo: I don't know, because closing arguments before a jury and singing before a crowd are two of your ideas of heaven.

Tom: Oh, I object.

Margo: You're overruled.

Tom: My wife, she knows me so well.

Lisa: Oh, yes, that she does.

Katie: Our next act is one of my favorites, because it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that talent runs in the family. Please give it up for my brother-in-law, Tom Hughes, and his mom Lisa!


Tom: Time to make history. Come on. Let's go. Two lost souls on the highway of life it ain't even marked a sister, a brother and ain't it just grand ain't it just grand we got each other two lost ships on the stormy sea one with no sail and one with no rudder and ain't it just grand

Jack: Kim, hi.

Kim: Oh, good, there you are.

Jack: Everything okay?

Kim: Smooth as silk so far.

Jack: Great. I'm going to be back here.

Kim: Okay.

[In unison]:

Jack: What the hell are you doing here?

Katie: What the hell are you doing here?

Henry: Tomorrow's obituary. That is funny, B.J. You have a hell of a sense of humor, you know that? What are you saying? You gonna kill me? We've been down this street before.

B.J.: Yes, we have. And I'm still kicking myself for not getting rid of you the first time.

Henry: You're not a killer, B.J. You're not. You don't have it in you.

B.J.: Probably not. That's why I'm having Olga take care of it.

Henry: What? Olga, no.

Olga: Olga, yes. Sorry, Henry. Business is business.

Henry: And to think I promised you a rose garden.

B.J.: Oh. I'm going to be late for my last date with Katie.

Henry: What do you mean, last?

B.J.: Henry, don't look so glum. The two of you might meet up in the afterlife.

Henry: Oh, man. If you touch one hair on her head, I swear to you, B.J., I'll --

B.J.: You'll what? What? I'm really curious, what will you do? You come back and haunt me? Your ghost will have to find me first.

Henry: Well, somebody will find you, you know that? They may not miss me after I'm gone, but they will miss Katie. And they will hunt you down, B.J. -- Mike, and jack, and tom and Margo, and every police officer, every agent from here to Tuscaloosa.

B.J.: Well, then, I'll be sure to avoid Tuscaloosa. Adios amigo.

Henry: Hey, it's just a bluff, right? You're not going to kill me just because he ordered you to. Are you?

Olga: Sorry, Henry. I will give as little pain as possible.

[Carly chuckles]

Carly: Any other little clever jokes you want to try out before you get to work here?

Nick: I get it. Gorgeous, but no sense of humor.

Carly: And married, to boot. I guess that tears it, huh?

Nick: Oh, yeah? Who's the lucky guy? 80 and rich, I bet. One foot in the grave?

Carly: You know something? On second thought, I really don't need your help after all.

Nick: Sensitive, too.

Carly: And you're obnoxious. So beat it.

Emily: Oh, hey, hi.

Susan: Emily! What are you doing here? Everything all right?

Emily: Yeah, everything's great, actually. Paul's been released on bail.

Susan: What? I thought --

Emily: My lawyer managed to reverse the judge's decision so he's free and clear for now, and we're getting married later this afternoon.

Susan: Congratulations. I won't be attending the wedding.

Emily: Yeah, I figured as much. You know, God forbid you be happy for me once in your life.

Susan: Emily, there's only one thing would make me happy for you, and you know what that is.

Emily: Well, I will never stop loving him.

Susan: Well, then don’t. Just get out of here, go do what you have to do.

Emily: I will. And to hell with you, and Hal, and Tom and everyone else who thinks I'm making a big mistake.

Susan: You are making a big mistake.

Emily: Good-bye, Mother.

Susan: Big!

Emily: Bye, Mother.

Susan: A whopper! Hal, it's Susan, I need to see you right away.

Henry: Olga, Olga, honey, we've been through heaven and hell together. You can't just let it end like this.

Olga: I am not happy. But orders are orders.

Henry: Oh, come on, would you stop it? You sound like a World War II movie.

Olga: Oh, Henry. Is sad day for me, too. Now, be a good boy and put out hands so we can finish this.

Henry: Now, that's just the point. See, I don't want to finish this. Why do you have to handcuff me, anyway?

Olga: Olga is not doing job here in wine cellar. It's too messy.

Henry: How about Olga not doing the job at all, huh? How about that? Don't you remember our recent night of passion?

Olga: It was night of ecstasy.

Henry: Then how can you plan to kill me? Actually, how exactly are you planning to kill me?

Olga: Is surprise.

Henry: Oh, I hate surprises. Over there, over there, over there. Listen, I know, I realize that I cannot talk you out of this thing, but don't you think that I at least deserve a last request?

Olga: You are wanting a cigarette or a nice beef goulash, maybe?

Henry: No, Olga, no, no. I want ecstasy. Like we had the other night. You can have your way with me. Right here, right now. And then you can drag me off and you can kill me, because fair is fair.

Olga: Oh, Henry. I don't think so.

Henry: Why not? You're about to send me off into the jaws of hell. Please, please let my last memory on earth be of pleasing you. Please? One last time?

Katie: Oh, wait. Let me guess. Kim got you to sing. That's great!

Jack: No, forget about me. What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here. You were going to keep a safe distance from B.J., remember?

Katie: I am. Do you see him anywhere near me? Besides, there's, like, 30 cops in the building. He would be totally insane to try something today. Wait, how do you even know that I'm supposed to be keep my distance from B.J.?

Jack: Mike said that you promised you weren't gonna be anywhere near B.J., and here you are, doing his telethon?

Katie: It's not his telethon, it's the station's telethon. So, Mike sent you here to spy on me, huh?

Jack: I'm here to make sure that B.J. doesn't do anything he shouldn't be doing. Mike is worried about you, of course he is.

Katie: Well, he shouldn't be. I'm not in any danger. I have everything under control.

Jack: Well, I don't think you could ever have everything under control with a guy like B.J. Green.

Katie: Well, that's where you're wrong. Everything's fine. I convinced him to bring Henry back.

Jack: How'd you do that?

Katie: Well, I told B.J. that he and I could be together if he brought back Henry so I could get closure with him, so Henry’s on his way here right now.

Jack: You sure about that?

Katie: Yes! I'm playing him and its working. So just go back to Mike and tell him everything's fine.

Jack: I'm not sure that everything is. I'm going to stick around. The guy's trouble.

B.J.: And who would that be?

Katie: B.J., hey, where have you been?

B.J.: Running errands. Why?

Katie: Well, you're missing everything. It's going great.

B.J.: Excellent. That's great. You still didn't answer my question. Who's trouble?

Jack: This guy I'm doing surveillance on. A real menace to society. But I was just telling Katie here that, luckily, I'm close to nailing him.

B.J.: I thought you weren't a cop anymore.

Jack: Private gig.

B.J.: Right. Well, good luck with it. I hope you catch your man.

Jack: I will.

Kim: B.J., Katie, you're on.

Katie: Both of us? Together? Why?

B.J.: I just have a little surprise planned for us. Come on, it's going to be a blast.

[Kim on television]

Kim: And now I'd like to introduce the man who made this telethon possible. Mr. B.J. Green!


[ B.J. on television]

B.J.: Hello everyone! And thank you. I am so thrilled to be a part of today's program. And it looks like we're well on our way to breaking the bank. But you know what? I just can't take all the credit for this. The genius behind today's show is Oakdale’s own, Katie Peretti!


Mike: Damn it, Katie! What are you doing?

Maddie: Okay, Katie, this is, like, my third message. Please call me back.

Mike: Katie's with B.J. at the telethon.

Maddie: What? What are you doing?

Mike: That's why you don't want me watching TV. You knew about it all along.

Maddie: Mike, Mike, wait!

Carly: Hey. What part of "scram" don't you get?

Nick: Listen, I was just trying to have some fun with you.

Carly: Fun? You insulted me. You're insinuating that I'm some kind of bimbo?

Nick: And I clearly see now that you're not.

Carly: Is that what you do? You insult people that you don't even know?

Nick: Only when I'm arresting them.

Carly: Oh, so now I'm supposed to believe that you're a cop.

Nick: You don't have to believe it, it's true.

Carly: Where's your badge?

Nick: I left it at home.

Carly: Oh, of course you did. Along with your gun and your handcuffs, I suppose?

Nick: That's on bedside table.

Carly: My husband's a cop. Never left his badge at home.

Nick: Never? Never left his badge at home? Never, ever?

Carly: Never, ever.

Nick: He's one of those kind of guys, is he?

Carly: What is that supposed to mean? You know, I don't even want to know. Just go, please, get out of here.

Nick: I really don't think you want me to do that.

Carly: I really don't care what you think.

Nick: You sure?

Carly: How could I make it more clear for you?

Nick: Fine. It's your car. It's your flat. Have fun trying to fix it.

Carly: Okay. And I'll be fine, thank you very much.

Nick: Not with that broken carjack, you won’t. But I'm sure you'll find your way around that. Have fun trying to fix it.

Paul: Praying that I wouldn't show up?

Emily: Praying that you would.

Paul: What, did you think I was gonna hop a plane to Bora Bora or something?

Emily: No, no. Not a chance. It does sound tempting, though. Just the two of us in Bora Bora --

Paul: No, you could never leave Daniel. I'd never let you.

Emily: Yeah. So I guess we're staying to face the music, huh?

Paul: We are staying to get married.

Emily: Married. Finally. The minister coming out in a few minutes to talk to us about everything. What?

Paul: Last chance. Emily, you could make a clean break.

Emily: I don't want a clean break. I want to be your wife. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Paul: Even if there's a set of bars between us?

Emily: Maybe not. Come on, Cass got you out on bail. Maybe he can go all the way and get you a suspended sentence or something.

Paul: Don't hold your breath.

Emily: If you have to go to jail, we will get through it. But we'll get through it as husband and wife.

Paul: Well, at least Jennifer dropped the charges against you.

Emily: Yeah. Can we not talk about jail, please? Can we talk about getting married, please?

Paul: That's a great idea.

[Minister coughs]

Minister: Paul, Emily. I understand you want to reschedule the wedding. When were you thinking?

Paul: How about right now? Okay, I realize that's probably short notice. So, how about two hours? Does that give you enough time?

Olga: Oh, Henry!

Henry: Hold on. Don't speak, don't speak. Just follow my lead.

Olga: Ooh! Oh! Henry is getting kinky, yeah!

Henry: Yeah. Yeah. Actually, you know, Henry’s getting out of here!

Olga: What? You trick me! You sneak!

Henry: Sneak? You were gonna make love to me and then kill me! Ha!

Olga: You cannot leave. There are guards. They will shoot you on sight.

Henry: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They won't shoot you, though, will they?

Olga: You are taking me as hostage?

Henry: Not exactly.

Barbara: Hey, you two were fabulous.

Tom: Yeah, well, you were a hard act to follow.

Lisa: That's the truth.

Barbara: Well, I had a good time, anyway. Listen, I'm not going to stay. I'm meeting somebody.

Lisa: Oh, really? Anyone I know?

Barbara: No, actually someone I just met. He must have liked my performance.

Lisa: Now! He's going to take you out?

Barbara: Well, we're going to meet for a drink.

Lisa: Oh, and then?

Barbara: And then we'll see what happens, nosey one.

Lisa: Oh, no. You're going to drop me off, though, aren't you?

Barbara: Oh, yeah, you just want to pump me for details.

Lisa: Well, of course I do.

Barbara: See you later.

Lisa: Bye-bye.

Tom: So what's up? You gonna stick around?

Margo: Yeah, I want to hear Jack sing. Okay? So I will see you later.

Tom: Okay. All right.

Katie: Thank you. Oh, wow. I've got more great news. A $50,000 donation from the Hughes family trust. Kim, thank you so much. Kim and Bob Hughes, $50,000. That's great. [Applause] This, along with more donations, is going to bring us closer to our goal.

B.J.: How long will I have to get out of here when the time comes?

Jerry: 30 seconds from when the marker hits the goal point, so you better hurry.

B.J.: Okay, well, here you go. That should cover it. Now get lost.

Jack: Mike, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the hospital.

Mike: Katie lied to me. She's here with B.J. I just saw her on TV.

Jack: I know. She says that she's got everything under control, but something's up. I can feel it.

Katie: Ladies and gentlemen, we are almost to our goal. Just a few more calls will put us over the top. And to do just that, one of Oakdale’s finest ever, Jack Snyder.


Emily: I know this seems very rushed, but we've had to change our plans so many times, we just don't want anything to get in our way.

Paul: Yeah, if you could get us married as soon as humanly possible, we would be very, very grateful.

Minister: I suppose I could manage it. I do have an opening in a couple of hours, surprising as that may seem.

Paul: Fantastic. We'll take it.

Minister: Okay. I'll see you back here in exactly two hours then.

Emily: Thank you. Thank you so much. [Emily laughs] It's really going to happen.

Paul: Nothing can stop us now.

Hal: Okay, where's the fire?

Susan: At Luther’s Corners Church. Emily and Paul are getting married there today.

Hal: Well, what do you expect me to do about it?

Susan: Stop them!

Hal: Susan, Emily’s made her choice. She wants Paul, she can have him. I wash my hands of the whole damned business.

Susan: No. No, no, no. She doesn't know what she's doing.

Hal: She's throwing her life away, but it's not my problem anymore. She made that very clear.

Susan: Don't give up on her, please. You know you love her.

Hal: Love has nothing to do with it anymore. You want to stop her, you go try.

Susan: But she won't listen to me. You're the only one who can stop her. Please. Don't let her make this horrible mistake.

Carly: Dina, can I use your phone, please? My car broke down, and my cell phone's dead, and I had to walk all the way here, and I need help.

Dina: Sure. Hey, by the way, your husband's on TV.

Carly: Oh! Oh! It's my husband!

I've got five more miles to go now over the hill just around the bend and though my feet are tired I can't lose my stride I gotta get back to my baby again gotta keep on walking I gotta walk on let me tell you I-I-I-I-I'm so tired that I just can't lose my stride I gotta walk on

Jack: That was for you, babe.


[Katie on television]

Katie: Jack Snyder, ladies and gentlemen! We are just a $100,000 away from our goal. Come on, everybody. I know we can make it happen!

Kim: Actually, I think we already have!

Katie: Oh, well, look at this. Our very own B.J. Green has donated $100,000!


B.J.: It's the least I could do. I really wanted to be the one to take you over the top.

Katie: Well, you have.

B.J.: Go on, Katie. Pull the lever. Make it happen.

[Cheers and applause]

Carly: Hey. That's the jerk on the motorcycle. What is he doing at the telethon?

Olga: You will not get away with this!

Henry: You wanna bet, there, Olga? Damnit! How do you walk in these things?

Olga: Don't leave me here, Henry! Rats. Long tail. Teeth. Olga is afraid.

Henry: Oh, don't be afraid. Just charm them, Olga, like you did me. I'm sure you'll have them eating out of your hands in no time.

Olga: Please, Henry!

Henry: I'm sorry. I've got to go see Katie. But don't worry, the cops will be here soon, and hopefully they'll take it easy on you. Cheer up. We'll always have Paris.

Olga: Henry! Henry!

Katie: Hey, where's our drum roll? Come on, everyone, I want them to hear you cheering all the way in Chicago. Come on, let's go. This is the one that takes us to the moon.

Mike: What do you make of those wires?

Jack: It's a bomb. Go, move.

B.J.: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, guys. Come on. You don't want to spoil the fun, do you?

Announcer: On the next "As the World Turns" --


[Gun shot]

Katie: Oh, God!

Carly: Oh, my God.

Nick: Everybody get down!


Meg: Prepare to be amazed.

Hal: How about that?

[Emily screams]

Jennifer: But what you can do is stay as far away from me as humanly possible.

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