ATWT Transcript Friday 11/1/02


As The World Turns Transcript Friday 11/1/02

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Paul: All right, James, tonight -- tonight. All right, Brandy, where the hell are you? You were supposed to have called me already. I'm counting on you to deliver my father. You better not mess this up. I'll be in the Lakeview Lounge. Meet me there as soon as you get this message.

Barbara: Do you remember when you used to tiptoe into our bedroom at night when you'd get scared because you heard a noise and you couldn't see in the dark? And Daddy would sit you down right between us, and he'd get out that favorite story of yours. And he'd read to you about the little engine and the big fire engine, and how the little engine would get so scared when the big fire engine and all the other trucks were out of the firehouse, and how that big, big fire truck was always so brave. So that little fire truck learned that he could be brave, too. Well, your daddy is like that big fire truck. He's big and brave. And he's gonna find Aaron Snyder and those girls who helped him escape. And you won't have to be afraid anymore. Hello? Nurse?! Hello! The lights went out in here! Nurse?!

James: I just hope that Will isn't allergic.

Ben: Hey. Are you okay?

Jessica: Yeah. I guess it was harder than I thought it would be watching someone else sworn into a job I still wish I had.

Ben: Yeah. That, and you've been burning the candle at both ends lately. You must be exhausted.

Jessica: Yeah. What do you say we give the lovebirds a hug and leave right after the ceremony?

Ben: I say that it would be great for us to spend a little time together and give the lovebirds a run for their money.

Jessica: Mind reader.

Jack: Please, tell me Iím dreaming this.

Margo: Sorry, Jack, it was found on your desk in the squad room.

Jack: So, that baby gift I found stuck in with my other wedding presents, that -- that wasn't an accident, was it? How the hell did this bear get on my desk?

Margo: I -- I don't know. There were ghouls and goblins in and out all day looking for candy. Someone slipped this by us.

Jack: Definitely a Julia-style maneuver. Damn her. This is my wedding day!

Margo: Yeah, what better way to mess with your head, huh? Take the focus off you and Carly, put it right back on her. Come on, Jack, it's -- it's a game.

Jack: Yeah. Well, only Julia's games tend to be the life and death kind. If she's lurking around, Carly's not safe. I want you to do something for me.

Margo: Sure, of course, if I can.

Jack: Find out where this bear came from. I want to know if Julia is doing this from a distance or if she's nearby.

Margo: You know, not that I'm telling you what to do, but if Julia is back in town, do you really think it's a good idea to go through with this wedding? Because the last time she showed up with drugs and a harness, I believe. Now, who says she hasn't graduated to bigger and better toys?

Jack: I am not gonna do that to Carly. She has spent months planning this thing. And we have VIPs from the fashion industry who have flown halfway across the world just to wish her well. Not to mention all the media people here to record the whole thing. No, this wedding is going on as planned today. And that's that.

Margo: Okay. Jack -- Jack, the altar's that way.

Jack: Yes, I know that. I gotta find Carly and make sure she's okay.

Lisa: Kim, what's holding things up? If I hear this processional one more time, I'm just gonna be forced to get up there and sing a song myself.

Kim: I have no idea. All I know is, on my end, everything was going according to schedule and then Rosanna appeared.

Carly: Don't you dare drop your little bomb and sashay out of here!

Rosanna: Don't exert yourself, Carly. There's nothing worse than perspiration marks beneath the arms of the bride/designer.

Carly: How dare you come in here and start spouting accusations! Where do you get this garbage?!

Rosanna: I think we both already know. A man, a bottle of champagne, an office and a little blonde slut. Sound familiar?

Carly: You don't know what you're talking about.

Rosanna: I have to admit, at first, I thought I followed the wrong path. I thought I had the goods to enforce the infamous Carly clause and kick you and Craig out on your little behinds. But, as it turns out, Craig was nowhere to be found. And you had to satisfy your insatiable needs with somebody else.

Carly: You're making this up.

Rosanna: Nobody could make up anything as sordid as your behavior.

Carly: Yeah, you could. And Jack is not gonna believe your lie.

Rosanna: Except that you and I both know that I am not lying. So, let's get down to brass tacks and discuss how we're going to salvage the situation, shall we? No? Okay, I'll go first. All you have to do is walk away from Jack. Simple, no?

Carly: Dream on, Rosanna. Somebody forced me to walk away from Jack two and a half years ago, and nobody will ever do that to me again.

Rosanna: Walk away now, and you can keep Parker and whatever reputation you've managed to salvage over the last two years.

Carly: I wouldn't have any reputation anywhere if I broke Jack's heart again.

Rosanna: Break his heart now by walking away or break it when he finds out that, the night before the wedding, you were in some other man's pants. It's a pick your poison kind of thing.

Carly: What do you care about me and Jack?

Rosanna: I don't.

Carly: Well, then what the hell is it? Is it Craig? He started Monte Carlo and gave me a job? What?

Rosanna: How does it feel to have the world at your feet? To have a job that you love and a man that you adore and a life everybody would envy? I bet it feels pretty good. And that's just how I wanted you to feel when you had to watch it all slip away.

Carly: What are you saying? Are you saying that you set me up for this?

Rosanna: I'm saying that you have everything that I had once upon a time. And now I get to rip that glorious rug right out from under you just like you did to me.

Carly: What kind of monster are you?

Rosanna: I'm your finest creation, Carly. So, what's it gonna be? Are you gonna get Parker and walk out of here?

Carly: Go to hell, Rosanna! Jack will never believe your lies. Jack and I love each other, which is something you will never have, no matter how hard you try. And something you will never destroy, no matter how hard you try. So, stuff it!

Jack: Hey. I've been looking all over for you. What's wrong?

Hal: I want you to take a real good look at these pictures. Maybe you've seen 'em in the cafeteria, hanging out between classes, anywhere on campus.

Craig: She's about 5'6", beautiful blue eyes.

Mitch: Sorry, man. I can't help you out. They look like everybody else at Franklin College.

Hal: Well, this is important. And I want you to take another look.

Mitch: Maybe I've seen 'em, maybe I havenít. But I wouldn't swear to anything. Am I free to go, officer, or am I under arrest?

Hal: Thanks for your help.

Mitch: Any time, officer.

Hal: He's seen something. We're getting close.

Craig: Yeah, but it's like looking for a needle in a haystack. Miss, excuse me. Have you seen this girl? This is my daughter. She could be in terrible trouble.

Student: I don't think so. Sorry.

Craig: No? Miss, excuse me, have you seen this girl? She's a little taller than you, about 16 years old.

Prospective freshman: And traveling with a boy on a motorcycle?

Craig: Yes! That's my daughter! Where did you see them?

Prospective freshman: They were right here where you're standing just a few minutes ago.

Hal: I told you we were close. Which way did they go?

Prospective freshman: That way.

Craig: Thank you.

Prospective freshman: Hey! Don't I get a reward or something?!

Barbara: James -- how did you get past the guard?

James: Oh, yes, he asked me to tell you that he got a call from the station. Emergency, some kind of family problem. Not even a proper --

Barbara: Don't you touch me!

James: Darling, you know, we always start out like this. It's kind of like an old waltz step that you just can't forget. I reach out for romance, and you counter and resist.

Barbara: Are you out of your mind? My son is lying here fighting for his life! Get out of here!

James: Darling, you know, this fury -- this fury will mellow with time like a fine smoky wine as the years roll on --

Barbara: What the hell are you talking about?

James: Listen, Barbara -- I mean, I have gone to a lot of trouble to come back here to Oakdale. And I've done it for one -- one reason -- one glorious, fiery, passionate reason -- and that's to take you away with me.

Rosanna: I was just wishing Carly a long and happy married life. Isn't that so?

Jack: I thought I told you to leave Carly and me alone.

Rosanna: Of course. I hope your wedding is everything you wanted it to be.

Jack: Jeesh. You okay?

Carly: You?

Jack: You look -- stunning. Come on, I can't handle it any longer. Let's go get married.

Barbara: You're sick, James.

 James: No, "smitten" is the word, Barbara.

Barbara: What do you want?

James: I want to give you a gift. The gift of forgiveness. I forgive you.

Barbara: You forgive me?

James: Yes. I forgive you. I forgive you for freeing Emily Stewart. I forgive you for plunging the dagger into my side. I forgive you for leaving me in Singapore to die. And there I was in that stinky hospital getting transfusion after transfusion. And I realized -- I realized I love that woman.

Barbara: You're pathetic.

James: No, no, wait, wait, no. Picture this. Picture this. Sunset dinners on our private island, moon walks along the beach, on our beach. I'll be a great stepfather to Will. He'll be the son we've always wanted. I mean, we'll make up for all the mistakes we made with Paul.

Barbara: I would die rather than go away with you! And as for Paul, he may have abandoned me temporarily, but he doesn't hate me. No, he reserves that for you, James. He hates you with every fiber of his being. And he will never, ever let you leave this town alive.

James: Well, Paul -- I'll deal with Paul. He's going to have a few problems. You see, he'll be much too busy to be worried about me.

Barbara: What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? You answer me! You answer me or I'll scream! I'll scream and I'll get every person in this hospital in here!

James: Put that down! You see there? Pavlov would be envious. Don't you see, darling? Don't you see what a perfect match? Don't you see it was meant to be?

Mike: Shouldn't this thing have started by now?

Molly: Yes, I don't know what's holding Carly up, but it better not be Rosanna. I saw her lurking around before.

Isaac: Did something happen between you and Jessica at Marshall's swearing-in?

Bonnie: Isaac, sweetie, take the hint. I don't want to talk about it.

Isaac: It has something to do with Paul and that videotape, doesn't it?

Bonnie: Isaac, for the last time, stop pressing me.

Isaac: Then stop -- stop acting like you're in this alone. If there's something on that tape that concerns your mother, it could concern my brother. Come on, Bonnie, talk to me.

Margo: Hagwood, I'm sorry, but I need you to skip out of the wedding. And if you're really on your toes, you'll be back in time for cake. We gotta find out how this got on Jack's desk. If we can find out where the bear is from, maybe we'll find out where Julia is now, okay?

Hagwood: Okay, no problem, detective. I'll get right on it.

Margo: All right, you're the best.

Jack: Hey.

Molly: Hey! Oh, you are so beautiful. Are you okay? What did Rozilla want?

Carly: Nothing worth my time.

Molly: Can you believe it? After everything you've been through, you and Jack are finally getting married. Oh, honey, I can't remember the last time that you and I were happy at the same time.

With every breath I'll love you endlessly

I'll give my heart give my soul

I won't hold back I'll give you everything

all of me completely

oh give, oh you make me want to love you with every breath I'll love you

endlessly I'll give my heart give my soul

I won't hold back I'll give you everything

all of me

Minister: Who gives this woman to be married to this man?

Parker: I do.


James: Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself.

Marshall: No games tonight, James. We're here to talk business.

James: Marshall, you lack humor. That studied rigidity doesn't serve you very well.

Marshall: I'll cope.

James: Yes, you see, well, this may seem a bit ridiculous, but it's gonna serve me very well when I maneuver my way through the Lakeview Towers. I'm invited to the Mandelbaum's Halloween party. Oh, I was very pleased that you unseated the incumbent D.A. I also relish the opportunity to get into court tomorrow. All the charges against me finally dropped. I have you to thank for that.

Marshall: That's why I asked for this meeting. There's a problem with dropping the charges.

James: I do not like problems.

Marshall: Well, like it or not, you've got your son, Paul Ryan, to thank for it.

James: Why?

Marshall: Paul is in possession of a certain videotape.

James: Oh, yes, the infamous videotape with you and Jessica Griffin in various compromising positions. And since when is sex illegal?

Marshall: It's not. It can be embarrassing, and even painful, if made public. And since I don't intend on shaming or hurting Jessica Griffin, no charges will be dropped until that tape is back in my possession.

James: Are you putting the squeeze on your very own ally?

Marshall: Yes. I want the tape, just as badly as you want a clean slate.

James: Vulnerable to a woman, huh?

Marshall: Nevertheless, those are my terms.

James: You keep our court appointment. I'll deal with my son.

Barbara: Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm. I'm just gonna stay calm, okay, Will? I promise. Where have you been?! You're supposed to be guarding my son! He's not supposed to be left alone! You're supposed to be here at all times!

Guard: If I ignored a message to call headquarters, you wouldn't have a guard here at all. I'd be fired.

Barbara: That message was a hoax!

Guard: How'd you know that?

Barbara: Any instructions that take you away from my son are not to be trusted. Do you hear me?

Guard: Sure.

Barbara: Now, I have to go out.

Guard: I'll be right here.

Barbara: You better be. And I certainly hope that they've taught you how to use that gun at the academy, because if anyone tries to come near my son, I expect you to use it.

Minister: And so the community of your friends have come together to join you and bless you as you commit yourselves in this righteous union. Neither's heel upon the neck of the other, neither's head above the other, but both sharing a life as equals. A life that, as equals, will be --

Carly: Excuse me? Jack and I, we've already worked out the equality stuff. And we've been waiting a really long time for this day, so maybe could you just move her along?

Minister: All right, then. [Laughter] marriage is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but reverently, discreet --

Jack: Yeah, we've got that, too.

Minister: So you have. If any person here can show just cause why these two should not lawfully be joined to --

Jack clears his throat] then perhaps the two of you would like to deliver your own vows?

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. Wow. We're really here. I guess I've always been the kind of guy that takes things seriously -- sometimes too seriously. And I've always worried a lot about what was out there, ready to pounce. And then something happened to me, Carly. I met you. And you -- you were like this unpredictable ray of sunshine that lit up all the dark corners in my life. And I know we're different -- about as different as night and day. And it's never easy when two opposing forces come together. What's that Johnny Mercer song say? "Something's gotta give"? [Laughter] Well, you and I, we have both given a lot to make this relationship work. And when it works, it's magic. We're magic. So, I make this promise to you. I promise that not a day will go by that I don't worship and treasure our differences. And not a day will go by that I won't love seeing you out there doing what you do best, dancing on the edge. But I want you to know this -- that I will always be there for you with my arms stretched wide, ready to catch you if you ever fall. Not because you need me to, or because you expect me to, but because I don't want to be a part of a world that doesn't have you in it.

Carly: Oh, Jack -- that is so beautiful. Your love is so beautiful. And I never knew what real love could be like before I met you, my g-man. And it's not just your tenderness that makes you so special -- you got guts. And it takes your kind of guts, Jack, to be with a woman like me. A woman who's reinvented herself more times than Madonna. [Laughter] And you know the really crazy part is that not only do you put up with it, you actually seem to like it. Jack, you are about as close to a perfect human being as I have ever met. And me? Well, I'm about just as far in the opposite direction. But I want you to remember something. No matter what you hear, no matter what pounces at us from the dark or from the past, I love you -- and only you. If I could choose one man to trust with my life, to trust with my son's life, if I could choose one man to be my lover and one man to be my very best friend, it would all be you. I choose you. I love you, Jack. And I promise you my heart.

Minister: Is it time to exchange the rings now?

Jack: Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Minister: Repeat after me.

Carly: We already know it.

[Jack laughs]

Jack: With this ring, I make you my wife.

Carly: And with this ring, you are my husband forever.

[Jack laughs]

Minister: Well, then, as a representative of the higher power that watches over all of us -- oh. By the power vested in me by the State of Illinois, I pronounce you man and wife!

Carly: Finally!



Carly: Come here, sweetie!

Jack: Come on, buddy, you want a better view? Let's go. All right.

[Applause] oh, you did great.

Holden: Okay. Excuse me, Emily --

Emily: Oh, it was beautiful, wasn't it?

Holden: Katie, Simon and I, we need to speak to you privately.

Emily: Why do I have the feeling it has something to do with the kids? Okay.

Isaac: Here you go.

Bonnie: Thanks. Jack and Carly looked so completely lost in one another, didn't they?

Isaac: Mm-hmm. But don't think that mooning over the happy couple is gonna make me forget that after months of supporting and defending your mother, suddenly all of a sudden, you want to kill her and won't say why.

Bonnie: Think what you want, Isaac, but -- I have to go talk to Paul.

Isaac: No, no, no way.

Bonnie: No, please? I promise I will explain everything to you, everything that's going on. It's just not now. Not until I deal with some other things first, please. Here.

Isaac: I'm holding you to that, duchess.

Bonnie: Hey, waiting on someone?

Hagwood: Congratulations, Snyder.

Jack: Thanks. Thanks, Hagwood. I'm glad you pulled the short straw on this one.

Margo: Do you mind if I borrow your handsome husband for a minute?

Carly: Mm, I think I can stand it.

Margo: Hagwood got lucky. He found out the bear was purchased in a gift store in Steamboat Springs, Colorado.

Jack: Steamboat Springs? Wait a minute. Carly and I were gonna have our honeymoon in Aspen.

Margo: I guess you better change your destination.

Jack: Yeah, well, I'll do it if I can do it in a way that won't make Carly suspicious.

Mike: Molly told me Rosanna made some big scene right before the ceremony?

Carly: You are not gonna believe this. But Rosanna knows that I spent the night with somebody last night. And she knows it wasn't Jack and she knows it wasn't Craig.

Mike: What's wrong with this woman? What, does she have a detective following you or something?

Carly: I wouldn't put it past her. But at least now I know the real reason she came back to Oakdale.

Mike: Not just 'cause this is her long-lost home?

Carly: Oh, no, no. To pay me back for what we did to her all those years ago. And if she finds out --

Mike: What'd you say to her?

Carly: I didn't tell her that it was true! But I am scared, Mike. I am scared to death! If Rosanna finds out it was you in that office, it is over for me and Jack. It is over forever!

Mike: We won't let that happen, okay? I got a pretty hefty stake in this, too. I can promise you I'm not gonna let Rosanna hurt Molly.

Carly: If I lose my cousin and my best friend in one fell swoop -- I can't even think about it.

Mike: Then don't. Sweetheart, this is your wedding day, okay? Celebrate it. If Rosanna does anything, I promise you I will stop it.

Katie: Simon got a look at Will's medical records the night that he was admitted. The only thing on him that was burned were his fingertips!

Emily: Nowhere else?

Simon: It's odd, isn't it?

Holden: Simon seems to think that maybe Will was playing with matches and that he started the fire and that he's afraid to admit that to Barbara or Hal.

Emily: Can you blame the poor kid? Hal's on a mission. And Barbara -- I mean, admitting it to her is like telling the wicked witch you wrecked her broom. But how do we test your theory?

Simon: We need to speak to a doctor, but Ben Harris only dealt with Will's head injuries.

Emily: John Dixon.

Katie: Yeah, well, we tried that.

Simon: We tried that. That's a dead-end. When did you get to the emergency room the night of the fire?

Emily: Right when Will was admitted.

Katie: So is there anyone or anything that you can remember from that night that would help us?

Emily: I don't know. I mean, not off the top of my head. But I'm a reporter, so I can get the name of every person who treated Will that night.

Aaron: So what do you think, Buzzy?

Buzzy: She is a beauty.

Alison: What a wreck!

Aaron: Do we have a deal?

Alison: How can you trade this sleek machine for that piece of junk?

Lucy: Be nice.

Alison: I am being nice. It's not just old.

Aaron: It's a classic.

Alison: It's prehistoric.

Buzzy: She's got a point, man. Are you sure you wanna trade your ride for this?

Aaron: Look, it's not that I want to. I have to.

Buzzy: Wait, what do you mean you "have to"? What's the problem? Is this hot?

Aaron: "Hot"? You mean stolen? No! No, it was a gift from my folks, man. Look, I got the papers right here and everything.

Buzzy: Registration's in the glove compartment.

Aaron: I'm gonna miss this machine. I thought we were gonna have a lot of good years together.

Lucy: Maybe when we get everything cleared up at home we can come back and get it.

Alison: We'll be back in a couple weeks. Don't trade it, don't sell it, and don't use it much. We'll be back.

Aaron: Do we have a deal?

Buzzy: Yeah, we have a deal.

Aaron: Buzzy, good doing business with you.

Lucy: Oh, no. Aaron, Alison, get in the car right now.

Alison: Hurry up!

Buzzy: Hey, be real gentle with her. You gotta sweet-talk her.

Alison: Are you kidding? Let's just go!

Aaron: Come on, baby, work with me!

Lucy: Get us out of here!

Aaron: I'm trying!

Craig: Lucy!

Aaron: Let's go, sweetheart, honey pie!

Alison: Who knew Hal could run that fast?

Lucy: Let's go!

Alison: Come on!

Aaron: Give it all you got, beautiful. Yeah!

[Car engine starts]

Hal: Snyder!

Craig: Lucy! Lucy!

Hal: Craig -- even you can't outrun a Volkswagen. Let's try the car.

Craig: Damn!

Molly: Pretty heavy-duty pow-wow you were having with the bride.

Mike: You know how weddings bring out the mush in me.

Molly: Oh, yeah?

Mike: I was just telling Carly, you know, after all her and I have been through that Iím really happy that we ended up with people that who love, that's all.

Molly: You mean me?

Mike: Yeah, I mean you.

Molly: Oh, Mike.

Bonnie: Paul --

Paul: Bonnie, Iím sorry. I can't talk to you right now. I'm looking for someone.

Bonnie: Someone to help you use that tape against my mother?

Paul: I didn't say that.

Bonnie: You didn't have to. I know what's on the tape.

Paul: What do you know?

Bonnie: My mother told me everything -- about her affair with Marshall Travers.

Paul: I'm sorry you had to find out. I did everything I could to avoid hurting you.

Bonnie: Please -- you don't give a damn about me! From the minute you decided to keep that tape instead of destroying it or giving it to me, your whole intention was to hurt someone so -- I thought we were friends, Paul.

Paul: Listen, Bonnie, I am sorry that Jessica got caught in the crosshairs and that now you and your family are caught up in this whole mess, but it was nothing that I made happen.

Bonnie: Maybe not, but you don't have to make it worse! Why can't we just forget about it now? Our entire point of holding onto that tape was to keep Marshall out of office. We can't use it to keep him from being D.A. now, so just please, Paul, please, hand it over.

[Cell phone rings]

Paul: Hello?

Brandy: It's me, Brandy. I'm in the lounge and you're supposed to be here.

Paul: I was there, you were late. I went looking for you.

Brandy: Just get your backside in here. I'm not going to wait much longer, okay?

Paul: Sorry, Bonnie, I gotta go.

Bonnie: Wait, wait, Paul Ė

Jack: Mrs. Snyder?

Carly: Yes, that's me. I'm Mrs. Snyder.

Jack: I've got a proposition for you.

Carly: Really? Well, I do love to be propositioned by my sexy new husband.

Jack: Ooh. You know that cabin I rented for our honeymoon in Aspen?

Carly: In the cold, cold Rockies?

Jack: Yes, that very one.

Carly: Well, at least we won't be in Monte Carlo being hounded by the Press, right?

Jack: You didn't have your heart set on Aspen?

Carly: Well, not -- no really. I thought you did.

Jack: You should've told me you didn't want to go to Colorado.

Carly: No. No way! I made such a big hoopla about this wedding, I was determined to give you complete control over the honeymoon.

Jack: Okay, all right, all right. Well, I was thinking we could come to a compromise between Monte Carlo and that cabin in the middle of nowhere.

Carly: Cold, cold nowhere.

Jack: Yes. How does Cancun or Jamaica sound to you? The sun, the sea -- you and me alone?

Carly: No fishing? No hiking?

Jack: Well, the activities I had in mind require a little bit more than lying down.

Carly: I knew I married the right guy, Mr. Snyder.

Jack: Just one more thing, Mrs. Snyder -- let's try to keep this between us.

Carly: You got it. (Grunts)

Brandy: Drink up. They wouldn't let me wait here without ordering something. You like red, right?

Paul: You're late.

Brandy: Do you think it was easy setting this up? This hotel is crawling with cops.

Paul: That's 'cause one just got married here tonight. Did you talk to Travers today?

Brandy: Yeah, and there's been a change of plan. Apparently your father isn't too keen on coming around here while the joint's overrun with Oakdale's finest.

Paul: Don't tell me the meeting's off.

Brandy: Hold onto your britches, lover boy. There's just been a change of venue, that's all.

Paul: I told you I wanted this thing to go down in a public place.

Brandy: Well, it's this way or no way. What? Steinbeckís your daddy. Don't ask me how he operates.

Paul: You'd better not be feeding me a line.

Brandy: Look, I swear. I'm telling you the truth. All right, here's the deal -- you need to go up to your room and wait for further instructions on where to meet Steinbeck. After your meeting, hand me the videotape and I will take it to Travers. Got it?

Paul: And where am I supposed to meet you?

Brandy: Don't you worry about that. I'll find you.

Isaac: Not so fast, duchess.

Bonnie: Not now, Isaac. I have got to go!

Isaac: No. No, you're not. Not until you tell me the truth about what's going on.

Margo: Barbara, please, I am tired and I'm already overworked.

Barbara: Margo, I have no one else to talk to!

Margo: Well, it's not my fault that you drove all your friends away, Barbara.

Barbara: Would you please listen to me?

Margo: Why? Is it something very important, or is it just another product of your overactive --

Barbara: I just saw James Steinbeck!

[Paul breathing heavily]

Paul: James --

Paul: James --

James: I understand you wanted to see me. Is there a problem?

Paul: The wine -- she put something in the wine.

James: Is there a problem, son?

Paul: Don't move. Don't move. Stay right where you are.

Carly: Thank you for your help, John.

John: I was glad to do it.

Jack: Our honeymoon plans have changed, but don't worry. We'll let you know exactly where you can reach us.

Carly: Hey, mommy is gonna bring you a piece of wedding cake before I leave for my trip, okay?

Parker: Okay.

Carly: And when we get back from our honeymoon, you and me and Jack are going to be an honest-to-goodness, totally legal, bona fide happy family, forever and ever.

John: Come on, kiddo. Walk this way.

Jack: Mm.

John: Push the button.

Parker: Push the button.

John: Okay. We're going up.

Jack: The Events planner guy has got this thing scheduled to the minute. He just told me it's time to throw the bouquet.

Carly: Well, we can't let the Events planner down, can we?

Jack: Okay. In that case, listen up, everybody! Everybody, gather 'round, please! Gather 'round, all you single ladies! Let's go. Front and center, let's go!

[All speaking at once]

Carly: You're single, you're single.

Jessica: Where's Bonnie?

Carly: All right, is everybody ready? Are you ready? Are you ready?

Lisa: Girls, come on.

Jessica: Okay.

Carly: Here we go! One, two, three!

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