AMC Transcript Monday 8/12/13 Ep. 37

All My Children Transcript Monday 8/12/13
Aired on OWN on 9/11/13


Episode #37

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Dimitri: The winning bid goes to Celia Fitzgerald!

Celia: I-I just don't understand who could've done -- you. You did this!

Pete: Uh, listen. As much as I would love to take credit for the idea... I had nothing to do with it. It came to me as much of a surprise as it did to you -- a pleasant one, but definitely out of the blue.

Celia: Well, wouldn't you have preferred that Colby won?

Pete: Celia, how many ways do have to say it? I don't want to be with Colby.

Celia: [Scoffs]

Pete: I want to be with you. And whoever it was that made that donation has earned my eternal gratitude. Whoever it is seems to believe in you and me as much as I do.

Miranda: [Chuckles] Well, how'd it go?

Zach: I don't know. I think there's something wrong with the phone! Look -- there's a beautiful young woman instead of little Miranda. What happened?

Miranda: [Laughs] Every girl should be lucky enough to have an Uncle Zach around to flatter them.

Zach: Wait. Your mom's gonna love this. How many hearts have you broken today?

Miranda: Oh, you know, there have just been so many, I've lost count.

Zach: Oh!

Miranda: [Laughs] Yeah, I guess the only heart on the line here is mine.

Heather: Oh, my God. Those shoes are sick! No wonder you were dying for them!

Miranda: Thanks to my uncle!

Heather: I love this song!

AJ: Come dance with us.

Miranda: Uh, no. I-I'm good.

AJ: No, no, no. Come on Miranda!

Pete: I'm easy. Wherever you want to go is fine.

Colby: I know you won the date, but Pete's promised me a dance, and I'm gonna have him stick to it.

Pete: Uh, maybe in a minute. I'm still talking to Celia about the date.

Colby: But I love this song! Excuse us!

Pete: [Sighs]

Colby: [Chuckles]

Pete: You've got to stop doing this, Colby.

Colby: Oh, what -- I can't have a little dance with my oldest friend in the room?

Pete: As long as that's all it is.

Colby: Of course, you goose. What -- do you think I'm really that desperate, do you? Besides, if I really wanted it, I could have your heart on a silver platter before you felt the knife go in.

Reporter: Dr. Hubbard, isn't it?

Angie: Yes.

Reporter: Why did your husband resign as chief of police? W-was he forced out?

Angie: Please, I don't --

Reporter: He was charged with obstruction of justice. What exactly did he do?

Angie: Please, would you just leave me --

Joe: Maybe you're talking too much and didn't hear the lady. She doesn't want to answer any questions.

Reporter: Well, the truth's gonna come out eventually. Thought she'd want her side of the story told first.

Joe: You thought wrong. Please, go away. Come on.

Angie: Thank you, Joe. I really wasn't prepared for that.

Joe: Yeah. I'm surprised you're even here.

Angie: Well, I wanted to support Dixie. It's a big night for her.

Joe: Well, she'll be very happy that you came. Angie?

Angie: You know, Joe. I really don't think I am ready for this.

Joe: Oh, come on. Everybody in there is your friend. And they all know the troubles you and Jesse are going through.

Steve: Hit you again, Chief?

Jesse: [Chuckles dryly] Can't call me that anymore, Steve.

Steve: I heard. Sorry.

Jesse: Yeah. Me, too.

Steve: Any idea what you're going to do?

Jesse: With my life? Not a clue. But tonight? Absolutely.

Dixie: I was right, wasn't I?

David: [Chuckling] Aren't you always right, Dixie?

Dixie: You're making Angie your next project -- being there for her every time Jesse isn't?

David: Well, he certainly hasn't been there a lot for her lately. Haven't you noticed?

Dixie: You leave her alone. Leave them alone. They have been through enough. They don't need you making their lives worse!

David: "Worse" -- as in, things really are as bad as they seem?

Dixie: David, I know you. You are messing with the wrong couple. Angie and Jesse are as happy as they come.

David: Well, then, you have absolutely nothing to concern yourself with. Do you, Dixie?

Opal: Mmm.

Colby: Your boy learned some new moves since high school.

Opal: Uh, seems you have, too.

Colby: It's so nice to be able to connect like that with an old friend... without having to buy a date with them.

Celia: Then why were you so intent on winning the bidding for him?

Colby: I'm the gala's planner. It's my duty to raise the stakes, with it being such a good cause and all. But that really didn't work, did it? Because every time I raised my hand, someone ignored me.

Opal: [Chuckling] Well, I was just trying to save you from embarrassment, honey. I mean, I have heard that you were very hard-up for cash, and I happen to know how much you paid Yvette for that gown. My red-carpet research, you know.

Colby: Dear Opal -- Pine Valley's answer to Joan Rivers, only without the wit. So, be straight with me. Who'd you get to put up all that cash, Celia?

Celia: I told you. I have no idea.

Opal: Well, honey, if you really don't want to go on the date, perhaps we could arrange to transfer it to some lucky girl who does.

Evelyn: Perhaps this is Celia's business now and not either one of yours!

Opal: I'm just saying that, uh, you know, a night on the town with my son would be any young woman's dream come true! So why waste it on somebody who doesn't want to go?

Colby: I know, Opal. Why don't we find a DeLorean with a flux capacitor, and then we can send you back to the future? Then you can take the date with Pete.

Opal: Oh, honey. There's not a girl in this room who could hold a candle to Opal Sue Purdy at 21 years of age.

AJ: Classy, man -- stealing other people's drinks. What do you think the donors would have to say about that?

Hunter: See what happens to your lesbo friend if you play snitch.

AJ: Listen to me. You're gonna leave Miranda alone -- you understand that?

Hunter: Yeah, or what?

AJ: Or else I'm gonna beat your ass.

Hunter: This evening just got way more entertaining. How about we go outside, and you try that.

JR: How about you shut your mouth and mind your manners?

Hunter: Ohh! Daddy's here! And now, him -- I'm afraid of him! Freaking zombie, taking a bullet to the head and coming back to life like that. I won't mess with you, Mr. C. I certainly wouldn't want to end up like that lesbo you capped.

JR: You keep talking smack like that, I'm gonna make sure you end up regretting it. If you're not having a good time, you get the hell out of here, but you stay away from my son and his friends. You understand me?

Hunter: I won't argue with the bad-ass, the drunk!

JR: [Sighs] Sorry he showed up. I'd have his ass escorted out of here, but his parents donated a bundle to the center, and they're probably gonna be investing in Chandler Media depending on how tonight goes.

AJ: Yeah, well, business first, right?

JR: AJ, come on. You know I've got a lot riding on this presentation tonight. It's a big deal for us and my chance to prove I can be an asset to the company.

AJ: Listen, I'm sorry, okay? He just -- God, he drives me nuts. All right? I know you've been working hard on your presentation. I know you've put a lot of hours into it. I admire that.

JR: Thank you. That means a lot to me.

Billy Clyde: Good evening, Jesse.

Jesse: The hell are you doing here?

Billy Clyde: Same as you -- I'm just sitting back, having a final libation before heading home. Let me get a stinky pinky, [Chuckles] on the rocks.

Jesse: [Sighs]

Billy Clyde: So... I heard you lost your job. I assume it was 'cause you was looking for your poor child.

Jesse: Yeah.

Billy Clyde: Yeah?

Jesse: Well, she's alive.

Billy Clyde: Well, that's --

Jesse: That's all that matters.

Billy Clyde: Amen to that. Any regrets?

Jesse: Nope.

Billy Clyde: Good for you. "You never look back unless you have every intention of fixing to go there yourself." That's Henry David Thoreau.

Jesse: Thoreau.

Billy Clyde: Yep, he's down in hell now, in the hell-fires, burning in the perdition of infidelity. But [Scoffs, chuckles] he's a grand writer. Ah. She okay?

Jesse: Oh, she's got a long road ahead of her.

Billy Clyde: Did you catch the man responsible?

Jesse: Nope, but I haven't given up.

Billy Clyde: Oh. If you need any help from my department, uh, consider it open.

Jesse: [Chuckles] You know, I almost believe you mean that. [Sighs]

Billy Clyde: Well, I don't have a child of my own, but if I was in your shoes, I tell you, I'd break one of God's commandments! And I'd just hope that he'd be big enough to forgive me.

David: Doesn't seem fair, does it?

Angie: And what's that?

David: All these beautiful, young people out there having fun... while Cassandra, you, try to piece your world back together.

Angie: You know, I'm beginning to think I need to be afraid of you, David... being that you can read my mind and all.

David: It's not that difficult. Been there myself.

Angie: Yeah. I just keep praying that the time will come when Cassandra can be like them again, you know, able to laugh, dance, enjoy life.

David: With you at her side... that's an absolute certainty.

Angie: Thank you.

David: Listen, Angie. There's something that I need to share with you.

Joe: Here you are!

Angie: Oh, thank you.

Joe: Hello, David.

David: Joe.

Joe: Would you care to join me at the buffet?

David: It's good. It's all right. I'll -- I'll catch up with you later, all right?

Angie: Okay. This way?

AJ: Hey! Uh, orange soda, please?

Zach: Hey. Nice tux.

AJ: Thank you. But, uh, you know, you're the man of the hour tonight. Miranda was pretty freaked when she realized she left those shoes at Jane's.

Zach: Could I have a glass of water, please? You're about to discover that footwear is an essential part of a woman's life. That old Cinderella story -- nothing to do with Prince Charming. It's all about the right shoe.

AJ: [Chuckles] Believe me, I know. Miranda said her whole outfit depended on those shoes -- that she was gonna look so bad if she didn't have them, which is just so crazy, 'cause she's literally the most beautiful girl here.

Zach: You think so?

AJ: [Chuckles] Nah. I know so.

Heather: So, spill it! How did you pull off a date with Pete?

Celia: I swear, I know nothing about that. I have no clue who called that bid in.

Heather: Whoever it was knows that you must really like him.

Celia: Yeah, but it's more complicated than that. I don't know if it's really a good thing.

Miranda: Oh, my gosh! You can't actually consider not going.

Celia: I'm not sure!

Heather: You'll seriously anger the gods if you don't go! You don't mess with fate, girl!

Celia: [Chuckles]

Heather: You like him! You should go for it.

Billy Clyde: Barkeep, you put that man's drink on my account.

Jesse: No, I don't think so.

Billy Clyde: What do you mean, "No, I don't think so"? You're not the police chief around here no more! That means I got every right to buy you a drink, and nothing can stop me, 'cause truth is truth, and you're just a little too sober. So let me buy you a drink.

Jesse: No.

Billy Clyde: Aah, you are infuriating! You're just -- all right. Look. If I can't buy you a drink, at least allow my chauffer to drive you home, for safety's sake! Now you've had too much to drink to be driving yourself!

Jesse: What are you doing with a chauffer? Your business can't be doing that good.

Billy Clyde: My business? [Laughs] I don't even do my business! Jesse, Jesse! [Laughs] I got to tell you the truth! I hit the lottery! I did! How do you like them apples?

Jesse: You're kidding me.

Billy Clyde: 61, 81, 17, 37, 82, 19, 11, and 3. [Imitates fanfare]

Jesse: Well, take the Paris out of France.

Billy Clyde: Have a little bit of a drink. At least, let me drive you home.

Jesse: No, man. I'm gonna cab it. I got a lot more drinking to do.

Billy Clyde: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Jesse: [Sighs]

Billy Clyde: With a little hard work and a little deep praying, oh, the Lord can turn your life around. I tell you, I was parlez-vous'ing in the face of death itself.

Jesse: [Snorts]

Billy Clyde: And then I was given the light, because the Lord works in mysterious ways.

Jesse: [Scoffs]

Billy Clyde: And the same can happen to you, Mr. Jesse Hubbard.

David: Angie! Wait up. Listen. I think I owe you an apology.

Angie: I highly doubt that.

David: I stopped by your place last night to drop off a book. Obviously, you weren't there, but... Jesse was.

Angie: What happened?

David: Well, we kind of got into it. You know, I challenged him as to why he hasn't been there for you and Cassandra at the hospital. I thought he knew... about the abortion.

Angie: I was wondering how he found out.

David: Look, I'm so, so sorry. I never would've said anything to him had I realized even for a second that he wasn't aware.

Angie: David, there's no reason to apologize. And it's perfectly reasonable that you would think he knew. It was a-a very bad day, and I went to be by my husband's side at the police station... when I should've been by my daughter's side when she needed me most.

David: Wait a minute. You're not actually blaming yourself for what happened, are you? Angie, come on. You were there by your husband's side. You were supporting him, because he got into a lot of trouble! None of what happened is any of your fault!

Angie: Thank you.

Cara: Hey.

JR: Hey. How's Oliver doing?

Cara: He's sleeping.

JR: Oh, good. It's almost time for my presentation.

Cara: All right. Well, we don't want to keep them waiting! Let's go!

JR: You know what? I need to grab something. I'll just meet you downstairs.

Cara: Okay. Yeah. Hi.

Dixie: You look beautiful!

Cara: Thanks! Sparkly! I like it.

Dixie: [Laughs] Thank you. Have you seen JR?

Cara: Yeah! He's upstairs. He'll be down in a second!

Dixie: Okay. Thank you.

Cara: Mm-hmm.

Dixie: Cara, um... I just want to thank you so much for everything that you're doing for JR right now. I really appreciate it.

Cara: Oh, come on. He's, like, the most incredible patient -- extremely determined.

Dixie: Yeah. Well, he's a Chandler. It's in the blood.

Cara: [Sighs] Does Tad, um -- does he know that JR's out of his coma?

Dixie: No. I haven't been able to reach him. He's deep into whatever case he's working on.

Cara: That's got to be tough.

Dixie: Yeah.

Cara: You doing okay?

Dixie: Well, I miss him like crazy, but I have faith he'll be back soon.

Cara: Well, if you ever need to, you know, talk about anything, or if you feel... alone, if you're not too uncomfortable, I'm --

Dixie: Thank you. And no, I'm not uncomfortable. Tad loved you. And it was during a very difficult time in his life. So whoever Tad loved has to be pretty special in my book.

JR: [Injecting himself]

Dixie: JR? You coming?

JR: Coming!

Heather: I'm gonna go find AJ.

Miranda: Okay.

Zach: Hey. She seems like a nice girl.

Miranda: Yeah. Very nice.

Zach: AJ getting serious about her?

Miranda: I don't know. They've been on a couple of dates.

Zach: That's got to be a little strange. You and AJ used to be attached at the hip, you know?

Miranda: Yeah, I know. It's... very strange. [Sighs]

Zach: You gonna talk to him?

Miranda: About what?

Zach: About your feelings for him?

Miranda: Wha -- I don't have any -- Is it that obvious? Look, it's complicated.

Zach: Of course, it's complicated. You guys have been there for each other. You're friends, and you don't want to risk that!

Miranda: Yeah, exactly!

Zach: But on the other hand, if you don't open your heart... never know how beautiful it could be.

Miranda: Do you think I should talk to him about it, or --

Zach: I don't know! I'm just your crazy Uncle Zach!

Miranda: [Chuckles]

Zach: I just want you to be as happy as you could possibly be.

Miranda: Thanks.

Brooke: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for being here this evening. I-it's a very special evening, first of all, because it's supporting a fantastic organization which is very close to my heart, the Miranda Center.


Brooke: And also, we are celebrating the launch of Chandler Media, a new division of Chandler Enterprises, and I am very proud to be a part of that. [Chuckles]


Brooke: Thank you. Before the presentation to introduce you to Chandler Media, however, we have a special performer this evening. His name is Jason Derulo, and he is performing "The Other Side"! Please give him a warm welcome!

[Cheers and applause]

[Jason Derulo's "The Other Side" playing]

Jason: In the beginning I never thought it would be you. When we were chilling, smiling in the photo booth, but we got closer (yeah). Soon you were eating off my spoon. You're coming over, and we would talk all afternoon. Tonight we'll just get drunk, disturb the peace, find your hands all over me, and then you bite your lip, whisper and say, "We're going all the way." Tonight take me to the other side, sparks fly like the Fourth of July. Just take me to the other side. I see that sexy look in your eyes, and I know we ain't friends anymore. If we walk down this road, we'll be lovers for sure. So tonight kiss me like it's do or die, and take me to the other side. This could be perfect (yeah), but we won't know unless we try (try). I know you're nervous, so just sit back and let me drive. Tonight we'll just get drunk, disturb the peace, find your hands all over me, and then you bite your lip. Whisper and say, We're goin' all the way. Tonight, take me to the other side, sparks fly like the Fourth of July. Just take me to the other side. I see that sexy look in your eyes, and I know we ain't friends anymore. If we walk down this road, we'll be lovers for sure, so tonight kiss me like it's do-or-die, and take me to the other side

[AJ and Heather kiss]

Jason: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh Kiss me like it's do-or-die whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh Tonight, we'll just get drunk, disturb the peace, let your love crash into me, and then you'll bite your lip, whisper, and say, We're goin' all the wa-a-a-a-y

Colby: Take it off!

[All cheering]

Jason: Tonight take me to the other side. Sparks fly like the Fourth of July and just take me to the other side. I see that sexy look in your eyes, and I know we ain't friends anymore. If we walk down this road, we'll be lovers for sure, so tonight kiss me like it's do-or-die, and take me to the other side whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh Kiss me like it's do-or-die whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh And take me to the other side Jason Derulo

[Cheers and applause]

Brooke: Ladies and gentleman, give it up for Jason Derulo!

Jason: Thank you.

Brooke: Thank you so much, Jason. That was such a fantastic performance, and so great, because tonight is really something to celebrate. Thank you.

Jason: Oh, well, thank you. Thank you for partying with me.

[Cheers and applause]

Brooke: Ladies and gentlemen, Chandler Media is poised to become a major force in online entertainment, and we are very excited about the plans that we have for it that we are about to unveil. But as a little taste about what Chandler Media is planning to do, we have a presentation that has graciously been put together by Mr. JR Chandler.


[Message on screen -- Error: Cannot load media file corrupted]

JR: What the hell's going on?

Man: I don't know.

JR: Move. Oh, come on.

Man: Hey, that's my equipment! It's the file, not the player.

Brooke: Ladies and gentlemen, we seem to have a slight technical problem. And if you'll bear with us, we do have a back-up presentation. Thank you.

JR: A back-up presentation? You -- you planned it this way, didn't you Brooke? Yeah, of course, you've got a back-up. You're the one that probably messed with my file, right? Trying to make me look bad?

Brooke: JR, please!

JR: You've never wanted me to be part of this company, and now you're sabotaging my presentation! You may have my father fooled, but I know exactly what you're up to, you little scheming bitch!

Adam: Enough! In my study! Now!

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