All My Children Transcript Tuesday 3/23/10
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Krystal: Hey. What's up?
Angie: Hi. Is Tad home?
Krystal: No, he's not. I'm not sure when he's coming back. Hey, you want to come in? It looks like there's something you want to talk about.
Angie: It's Damon.
Krystal: Don't tell me you caught him locking lips with another candy striper.
Angie: Worse. Krystal, he's a ticking time bomb.
Damon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Damon: What's going on over there?
Liza: What are you looking at? Oh, my God! I can't believe you did that again.
Damon: Man, you -- you are such an easy mark.
Damon: Ha ha!
Liza: Ahem. Wow.
Damon: What's going on?
Liza: Well, I'm having a drink here. Not like it's any of your business.
Tad: Actually it is my business, Liza, since you're drinking with him, and I'm his court-appointed guardian.
Damon: Cheers, Thaddeus!
Tad: How many has he had?
Damon: Not as many as I want.
Tad: Come here. Come here. Ok, what the hell you think you're doing with my son?
[Damon pops another pill with Liza's beer]
Colby: Annie saving your life, it's so -- "Twilight Zone."
J.R.: Colby, it's been Twilight Zone since Dad married that bitch. But I think I have a way to get things back to normal.
Colby: The only way life will be normal is when we say Sayonara to stepmommy dearest. Bone marrow donor or not, I do not trust her.
J.R.: Yeah, she's still out to ruin this family.
Colby: So what are we gonna do about it?
J.R.: She saved my life. I'm gonna use that against her. Our stepmonster is gonna become my new best buddy.
Colby: Ha ha. In your dreams. I tried that. It didn't work, so it's definitely not gonna work for you.
J.R.: Annie and I are gonna be hugging it out in no time.
Colby: Yeah, only if your hands are wrapped around each other's necks. You hate her, and she knows it.
J.R.: She gave me her bone marrow. I wouldn't be here if she hadn't saved my life. I think that's enough to change my mind. I owe her. It's only right that I pay her back.
Annie: Because J.R.'s sick he's allowed to say whatever the hell he wants to say. He calls me pathetic. He tells me that I'm a liar. You know how that made me feel? That made me feel like no matter what I do, I will never be good enough for this family, I will never be wanted. I got to tell you, Adam, that's the way I grew up feeling, and I refuse to let anybody make me feel like that again.
Adam: What are you doing?
Annie: Maybe it's time for me to go.
Adam: Oh. Are you really leaving or are you just threatening to so I'll beg you to stay?
Annie: I cannot believe after everything we've been through you'd think that I would manipulate you. Wow, it didn't take Brooke long to convince you I'm a user, huh?
Adam: Brooke has nothing to do with this.
Annie: Our marriage has been shaky since she came back to town. God, all I've done is love you and try to be a good wife to you. I mean, how dare you doubt me.
Adam: This is ridiculous, ridiculous! Stop it. Stop this nonsense.
Annie: What's happened to us, Adam?
Greenlee: How dare you parade me around the press like I'm some thug?
Jesse: Aiding and abetting is pretty big news in our little hamlet here. Now, you bring Hayward in, and I'm sure the press will forget all about your little perp walk.
Greenlee: He's skiing in Switzerland.
Jesse: No, he's not. He's still here, and you know that.
Greenlee: Prove it.
Jesse: I won't have to. I'm sure the love of your life is gonna walk right through that door to save your pretty little ass.
[Ryan walks in]
Jesse: I was kind of hoping for Greenlee's current husband. What about you, Greenlee?
Greenlee: Why are you here?
Ryan: Because I was worried about you. I want to make sure you're ok.
Greenlee: Just dandy.
Ryan: What -- what -- come on. Jesse, really, are these necessary?
Jesse: O'Neil, you want to unhook the princess?
Greenlee: Where do you get off using me as bait to smoke out David?
Jesse: Where do I get off? None of your business, young lady. But this is my job.
Ryan: Ok, well, then why don't you just go after Hayward, please, Jesse? Leave Greenlee alone, all right?
Jesse: Well, if Greenlee just brings David in, she can go.
Greenlee: This is pointless. I don't know where he is. How many times do I have to say it?
Jesse: I don't know how many times you have to say it, and I don't care 'cause you're lying!
Ryan: Hey, easy, please. Just take it easy, Jesse.
Jesse: I can hold her for 24 hours. You might want to talk then. But then maybe you won't have to. Listen up, people. David Hayward is out there on the loose, in the area somewhere. I want you to fan out and bring him in. Now that we've got him worried about something, he's gonna slip up.
Ryan: Hey, hey, no, whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy. Take it easy, please. They will arrest you for assaulting an officer. Not good.
Greenlee: It would be worth it to wipe that smirk off his face.
Ryan: No, it won't be worth it, Greenlee. They're gonna put you away for who knows how long. You've already lost a year of your life. Do you want to lose any more time?
Greenlee: You're right. Thank you.
Adam: Stop it!
Annie: Why won't you let me go?
Adam: Because the problem is not our relationship. It's how you relate to everyone in my life.
Annie: Oh, fine. Go ahead and blame me. Fine. Why should you be any different than everybody else in this town?
Adam: We agreed that we wouldn't tell J.R. that you were his donor. You knew it would set him off. Well, you told him anyway.
Annie: Adam, J.R. summoned me to the hospital to attack me. He was mean, and he was nasty, and he was egging me on. He demanded to know what this amazing thing was that I did for him. I didn't tell him about that. You did!
Adam: So this whole debacle with J.R. was my fault?
Annie: He called me a liar, and he laughed in my face. I do not deserve to be treated like that.
Adam: He was -- he was in shock. He had no idea that you were a match. He didn't know you were even being tested.
Annie: J.R. spits in my face every chance he gets, and, Adam, it would be nice for once if you could defend me!
Adam: I've tried many times. You don't make it easy.
Colby: All right, so you convince Annie you're eternally grateful. Then what?
J.R.: Trust me, you don't want to know the details.
Colby: Ok, but you need to take care of yourself first.
J.R.: Getting rid of Annie is taking care of me. Now, we keep this between us, right? Annie doesn't need to find out.
Colby: Pinkie swear.
J.R.: I'm a guy. Guys don't pinky swear.
Colby: Oh, come on.
J.R.: All right.
Colby: Ha ha.
Marissa: Aren't you the wrong sex for the pinky swear?
J.R.: Ooh --
Colby: No, no. Brothers have to pinky swear. It's in the sibling handbook.
J.R.: Guess who's coming home tomorrow.
Marissa: You're being released?
J.R.: Yes. Time to lose this hospital bed and move into the mansion, where we belong.
Liza: No, I did not buy Damon a drink. He took it when I wasn't looking.
Tad: Hey, guess what. The minute you didn't drag him out of here, you as good as let him.
Liza: Ok, well, I didn't want to make a big scene like you are right now, because if the bartender saw it, he would have called the cops, and it's the last thing that Damon needs.
Tad: Yeah. You know what? We finally agree on something. What do you say we get him out of here?
Liza: Yeah. Good idea.
Damon: Liza, you're empty here. I'm just gonna get one more for Liza here.
Tad: Put that down.
Damon: Ow! Ow! Where's the love, Tad, man? It's ok. Just you can buy me a beer.
Tad: All right, do you want to go to prison? Do you? 'Cause that's where you're headed.
Damon: Man, Tad, you need to chill out, man. It's all good, baby.
Tad: No, no, it's not all good, because you're in here drinking, and you're underage. That means you're crapping all over your probation. Keep on going the way you're going and there isn't a judge in the world that's not gonna throw your butt into jail.
Damon: You think hill would visit me there? Whoa, ho ho ho!
Tad: He can't be that drunk.
Damon: I can get there. Bye!
Brot: Come on, Natalia, why don't you just admit it. You're jealous because I'm graduating early.
Natalia: Let's get this straight. The only reason you're graduating early is because you followed my lead.
Brot: Followed your lead?
Natalia: Yeah, that's right. You should be taking me to dinner or something.
Brot: Yeah, right. After all the times you cut me down? You should be showing me a good time. Come on, let's hit the blackjack table.
Natalia: That wasn't part of the deal -- gambling.
Brot: Take a chance. It's on me. We'll work our way up to craps.
Madison: Ok, we need to set up another staging area for the models after they arrive.
Randi: Ok, well, I hope you're taking notes because I work for Erica, not you.
[Cell phone rings]
Brot: What's up?
Natalia: What's up with you and Madison?
Randi: Oh. Well, Greenlee's doing this photo shoot for Fusion Natural, and Erica just wants to make sure that the model represents the company, you know, positively. Have you seen Greenlee? She should be here by now.
Natalia: Well, you may be hanging out with Madison a little longer 'cause Dad hauled Greenlee in.
Greenlee: I can't believe Jesse dragged me here. This is harassment. Get me out of here.
Jackson: She hasn't slugged Jesse yet, has she?
Ryan: I happened to catch her right before she made contact.
Greenlee: You have to stop this. My phones are tapped. They're tailing me everywhere. My home and my office were searched. I can't take it anymore.
Jackson: We'll get this cleared up. I promise. Ok? Chief Hubbard.
Jesse: Ah, the cavalry has arrived. Let me guess. Greenlee wants to go home.
Jackson: No. Actually what she wants to do is bring a lawsuit against the police department. Invasion of privacy, violation of her civil rights --
Jesse: Jackson, Jackson, you know me. I've done everything by the book. You want to check my court records?
Jackson: I'm sure you have, Jesse, but there's what's legal, and then there's what's right. Besides which, you know, a lawsuit never looks good for the department, all that paperwork, and I can pretty much guarantee that she'll drop it if you just let her off.
Jesse: She knows where Hayward is hiding.
Jackson: No. I don't think she really does.
Jesse: Jackson --
Jackson: Listen to me. You know the kind of year my daughter has had, and then she goes and she puts her faith in the wrong man. Please, Jesse, do not punish her for that.
Ryan: Hey, I, um, I know we weren't gonna talk about -- the "D" word, but if you do know where he's hiding, and he's asked you to cover for him --
Greenlee: Oh, my God. You're in on this. That's how you got here so quickly.
Ryan: What -- no. I was driving, and I heard it on the radio.
Greenlee: You're the good cop in Jesse's little scam.
Ryan: I'm not playing you, Greenlee. I'm concerned about you.
Greenlee: You told me to stop fighting and to start trusting. I thought we were past all this.
Ryan: And we are.
Greenlee: Right, right. The second I let my guard down, you flew in for the kill. Are we done here?
Jesse: You are free to go.
Jackson: Thank you.
Krystal: Drugs? Are you sure?
Angie: I caught him pocketing a prescription bottle that had been thrown in the trash, and then the next day pills disappeared from a cart he was near.
Krystal: But that doesn't mean he took them, does it?
Angie: Well, he emptied his pockets, and he made this big show about how innocent he was, but I have this bad feeling. You know, there is just something that's off about him. I think he has bigger problems than his parents ignoring him.
Krystal: You don't think he's an addict, do you?
Angie: I think you would have picked up on that by now. He just doesn't seem to think things through, and I don't know if he's just self-destructive or if he lacks impulse control.
Krystal: Listen, Angie, I know that Tad asked you to cut him a break.
Angie: Yeah, that's why I'm here. But I swear, I think Damon's headed for a concrete jungle. He may not make it through community service. And I don't want to be the one to send Tad's son to prison.
Damon: Oh! Ho ho!
Tad: Stand up! What do you got to do to stand up?
Krystal: Is Damon ok?
Tad: He won't be after he sobers up.
Angie: He's been drinking?
Tad: Oh, yeah.
Damon: I'm gonna hurl.
Tad: No, you're not. You're not. You're not gonna do anything on this carpet, all right? We're going to the bathroom. Come on.
Krystal: No. We'll do it, Tad. Take it easy. Calm down.
Angie: Damon, can you tell me how much you've had to drink?
Liza: Tad. I'm sorry.
Tad: Your drinking buddy is indisposed. Maybe you should come back after he pukes his guts out.
Liza: Ok, I know, I should have dragged him out of there the first time he stole my shot. I wasn't thinking.
Tad: No. Obviously, Liza, you weren't thinking.
Liza: Well, our breakup hit me hard. I was kind of in a bad place.
Tad: Oh, so it's my fault you decided to take it out on my son.
Liza: Ok, no, wasn't saying that.
Tad: You know what? All this time we spent together, I honestly thought you had changed. But you're not. You're still the same old Liza from years past, just as vindictive as ever. Somebody hits you, you hit 'em back. Only problem is you hit 'em harder, and you hit 'em underneath the belt.
Liza: Ok, just let me explain.
Tad: I don't want you to explain. I don't give a damn. I'm sorry. I'm honestly sorry that I couldn't handle a relationship right now, but you know what? At least I could be honest about it. Why can't you? Why can't you just stand there and admit you decided, you chose to get back at me by using my son?
Liza: Tell Damon I hope he feels better.
Tad: Any luck?
Krystal: Ah, he didn't toss his cookies, if that's what you mean.
Angie: Though I wish he had, because it will help clear his system.
Damon: I am thirsty. You guys got anything to drink?
Tad: Well, he's obviously a novice at drinking. I guess I should be grateful that he can't hold his liquor.
Angie: Well, I think it's a little more than alcohol.
Tad: What do you mean?
Damon: Come on, let's rock'n'roll!
J.R.: Come on, set me free. Transplant worked. My blood's good.
Dr. Jones: I'd like to monitor you for at least another week.
Marissa: It's just a couple more days, J.R. It's nothing when you compare it with the rest of our lives.
J.R.: My life restarts as soon as I'm out of here. I did my research. All I need is a clean environment, and my father is perfectly capable of providing it at the house.
Colby: Yes, and we will hire around-the-clock nursing care.
J.R.: Uh, one vote for me to go. Come on, Doc, let's make it two.
Marissa: You shouldn't push yourself.
J.R.: I mean, don't you want to free this bed up for someone who actually deserves it?
Dr. Jones: You've made remarkable progress. As soon as Dr. Khan signs off, you'll be discharged.
J.R.: Ahh. It'll be so good to finally get out of here.
Marissa: Since when did you want to move into the mansion?
J.R.: Since my father invited us. And I think it might be easier on you to have all that help around.
Marissa: What about Annie? She lives there, too. I don't want the stress of living with her to get to you.
J.R.: I don't know how to tell you this, but Annie was my bone marrow donor.
J.R.: I know. It's crazy. Out of everyone, she's the one who gave me my second chance. But I was thinking -- maybe I should give her a second chance, too.
Marissa: Wow. You're ready to end this battle with Annie?
J.R.: It's time I put my family first.
Annie: Sometimes I just -- I can't deal with your family. It is a horrible thing to say, but it is the truth.
Adam: J.R. and Colby? You have my sympathy, but they will come around.
Annie: It's been months, Adam. I'm not sure I have the strength to wait them out.
Adam: Oh, come on. You have more determination and grit. You can handle anybody or anything.
Annie: No. I need a break from all of that. I can't pretend that their hatred doesn't hurt me anymore. I mean, I am not superhuman.
Adam: You've dealt with my children before. Why is this the breaking point? Don't be jealous of Brooke. There's no need.
Annie: What? I'm not jealous of Brooke!
Annie: Why would you even say something like that?
Adam: Well, I've seen the way you react when you're around her that way. Abrupt and petty, and I -- I love you. You, not her. Can I make it any clearer than that?
Annie: Then prove it. Get rid of Brooke. Fire her from "Tempo" and send her packing.
Adam: Brooke is not a threat.
Annie: Don't you see what she is doing to our relationship?
Adam: How many times have I put you ahead of my family? How many times have you demanded that I prove my love to you one more time? Ha ha!
Annie: I am fighting for us. You are fighting for Brooke.
Adam: No, but I think it's time you put this -- this whole insecurity thing behind you. If you don't --
Annie: If I don't, what? What are you gonna do, Adam? You gonna divorce me?
Madison: Greenlee was arrested? Why?
Randi: All I know is she's at the precinct right now.
Madison: I'm gonna go find out what's going on.
Natalia: Hit me again. Hit me again. What?
Randi: Well, at least someone's having fun.
Natalia: Well, why can't you leave?
Randi: I wish. Honestly, I'm so over this project. I mean, Greenlee is so "me, me, me," and when Madison isn't sucking up to Erica, she's sucking up to Greenlee. I can't take it anymore.
Natalia: Well, at least Erica values you, right?
Randi: Yeah, but I wish that Greenlee didn't treat me as if I didn't exist. I mean it's at the point where I would take that half smile she gives everyone else.
Brot: Well, if you want to score some points with Greenlee, call off the search. The perfect model's right in front of you. Natalia Fowler.
Natalia: Ha ha. [Snorts] Are you serious, Mr. Funny man?
Brot: Yes, I'm serious. Natalia, you're beautiful. And once you ditch that uniform, you'll be able to prove that those cover girls got nothing on you.
Natalia: Do you really think that I want to be compared to those air-headed bimbos? Seriously, I have a job that's based on brains, not looks.
Brot: I was giving you a compliment. Why do you always have to take everything the wrong way?
Natalia: Because you always say everything the wrong way!
Brot: Damn! Stay there.
Madison: Hey. Greenlee's free, but she's not coming, so you and I are on cattle call duty tonight.
Randi: Perfect. I'll go talk to Ryan. Hey, um, we're gonna need some things for the model search tomorrow. We'll need to make sure that --
Ryan: You know, I can't really get into this right now.
Randi: Yeah, but once we square -- it'll be something off your plate.
Madison: You ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I'm good. I'm just busy.
Madison: I heard about Greenlee.
Ryan: Yeah, she's still protecting that psychopath. That's just gonna hurt her in the end.
Greenlee: We should still sue.
Jackson: Honey, Jesse dropped the charges, and he promised not to harass you anymore. So maybe suing's not a good idea.
Greenlee: You know what? No lawsuit. Jesse's lucky I'm so forgiving.
Jackson: We all are. You know, you need to unwind a little bit. What do you say you come have dinner with your father, huh?
Greenlee: Rain check.
Jackson: Yeah, ok. All right. If you need me, you just --
Greenlee: I'll keep in touch.
Jackson: Yeah, ok.
Jackson: All right. Be good.
Greenlee: [Gasps] What are you doing here?
David: I heard on the news you were arrested.
Greenlee: It was a setup. Jesse tried to lure you out.
David: I figured that. That's why I showed up here instead.
Greenlee: You shouldn't have come out of hiding at all.
David: I was worried about you.
Greenlee: Don't be.
David: Too bad. I can't help it.
Greenlee: You can't stay here.
David: Too bad for that, too. It was tough getting into this place unnoticed.
Greenlee: Jesse has every cop on the street looking for you. What are we gonna do?
David: The only thing left to do, Greenlee. Turn myself in.
Greenlee: You can't turn yourself in.
David: Greenlee, we're out of choices. The police are not gonna leave you alone. They're gonna follow you to business meetings, to the store, to the gym. Forget about your privacy. You're not gonna have a moment's peace until I'm caught.
Greenlee: For you I'll handle it.
David: It's too much. It's time that we end this manhunt.
Greenlee: We will, as soon as the charges against you are dropped. Was Adam willing to help?
David: No. Ha ha. No. My powers of persuasion weren't enough to win him over.
Greenlee: That ungrateful jerk. You could have let him keel over. We'll figure something out.
David: Well, that's gonna be kind of hard with those two unmarked cars outside.
Greenlee: You're kidding me.
David: No, I'm not kidding. It's time we faced the facts, Greenlee. There's no way out.
Greenlee: There's always a way out.
Ryan: I honestly don't know why Greenlee doesn't see it. I have no idea. There isn't a single person on this planet that should be helping David Hayward.
Madison: Well, sometimes love makes us lose reason.
Ryan: Uh, except that she definitely doesn't love him. There's no chance that she does, ok? I don't care what she says. She does not love the guy.
Madison: Ok. Ok. Well, hey, you're there for her. She must appreciate that, right?
Ryan: Um, would you excuse me for a second? Randi wanted to talk to me about the photo shoot tomorrow, so I should go check in with her.
Madison: Oh, Randi's got a little mini work crisis happening, so I'm your go-to gal.
Ryan: Ok, all right, so what are the details? Um, in a minute, if you don't mind. It looks like I got my own little crisis to deal with. You'll be here? We can do this later?
Madison: Yeah. Good luck.
Randi: Looks like you can add Ryan Lavery to your little cult following.
Madison: Ah, I didn't mean to offend. Ryan and I have worked together on projects before at Fusion. It's just easier for me to handle all the details. And this is a Fusion Natural campaign.
Randi: Ok, quit the sweet little worker bee act. You don't fool me, Madison.
J.R.: We should do a railroad theme in A.J.'s room. Get one of those murals painted or something.
Marissa: You know, Angie could still nip this whole early-release thing in the bud if you don't promise to behave.
J.R.: Well, I thought you liked it when I was bad.
Marissa: Ha ha! Well, look, I just -- you've come such a long way, J.R. I don't want anything messing with that.
J.R.: Being home with my family will do the opposite.
Colby: Ok, ew, hello, little sister in the room.
J.R.: Ha ha!
Marissa: Ha ha! Ok, well, I guess I better get going with those arrangements. Try not to go overboard on A.J.'s room.
Colby: Ok, how come you didn't tell Marissa about operation destroy Annie?
J.R.: Well, you saw her. She's not the only one who had to deal with the cancer. She handled so much for me when I was sick, and if I tell her about the plan, she's just gonna get worried all over again. I'm not gonna do that to her.
Colby: Ok, 'cause you want to protect her.
J.R.: With Annie out of our lives, we'll all be safe.
Annie: What? First you want to divorce me, now you won't even let me pack?
Adam: Don't put words in my mouth.
Annie: You didn't deny it.
Adam: Well, I'm not gonna feed into your paranoia.
Annie: Fine. Fine, then I will just get out of your way, so you can change the sheets for your plaything Brooke.
Adam: She's a friend.
Annie: A very close friend, isn't that right?
Adam: Oh, yeah, close, but not nearly as close as your friend, my nephew Scott.
J.R.: Dad? Are you ok?
Adam: Never been better.
J.R.: Prepare the mansion. I'm being released tomorrow.
Adam: I'm gonna clean house. Yeah. See you tomorrow, son. J.R.'s coming home.
Adam: An -- Annie.
Angie: His vitals are good. His heartbeat's strong. Damon?
Damon: Uh --
Angie: Damon? Did you steal those pills from the hospital?
Damon: Why, you want to party, Dr. Hubbard?
Tad: Your partying days are over.
Angie: How many pills did you take?
Damon: Uh, two.
Tad: Maybe we should have his stomach pumped.
Angie: Ah, the dose he took wasn't dangerous. It just ups the effect of the alcohol. That's the reason he got drunk so quickly.
Tad: Angela, I don't know what to tell you. I'm so sorry. He keeps getting chance after chance after chance, and all he does is take it to the extreme.
Angie: Listen, if I do a drug test and the tox screen turns up positive, I have to report the findings to his probation officer.
Tad: You can't. No, no, no. You can't. He'll go to prison.
Krystal: Is there any other option?
Tad: There's got to be. Angela, I'm begging you. I know it's a lot to ask, but I am definitely asking you. There's got -- please, I'll do whatever. I'll get him the help he needs, ok? I know what's at stake. I've already been through it with J.R. I'm just begging you, please, give my son one more break.
Damon: What did you just call me? Did you just call me your son?
Tad: I was talking about J.R.
Damon: Oh. We don't even look alike, man.
Tad: I can't let him go to prison. Angela, help me, please.
Angie: All right, you know I'd do anything for you. I won't run the drug test.
Tad: Thank you. Look, I swear to you, ok, I swear to you you will not regret this.
Angie: Look, I just want you to please find out what is wrong with Damon, ok? Figure out why he is so bent on sabotaging himself. Call me tomorrow and let me know how bad the hangover is.
Tad: Thank you, babe. You're thinking about the girls, aren't you?
Krystal: No. I know they're safe and sound, asleep up there. I just wish there was more that I could do.
Tad: There is. Would you make me a strong pot of coffee? It's gonna be a long night.
Madison: Randi, all I want is to do a good job.
Randi: Oh, well, preach it to someone else, sister. I saw you. You want him.
Madison: He's still in love with Greenlee.
Randi: As if that would stop you.
Ryan: Madison, Craig here is gonna help you with all the details for tomorrow's shoot, ok? See ya later.
Madison: Let's get to work.
Brot: Truce? Ah. Truce.
Brot: Ha ha. I got some food. That's for you.
Jesse: Hey, what is this? The mayor issue a change in uniforms?
Brot: Yeah, and your tux is in the locker room, Chief.
Jesse: Not funny. Sorry. I tell you, this trying to hunt down Hayward is about to make me evil. He didn't even take the Greenlee bait.
Natalia: Wait. You still got a lead on her, right?
Jesse: Yeah, we're still watching her, but not close enough to find out where the guy really is.
Brot: You know what we need to do? We need to shoot someone in Greenlee's circle.
Natalia: Excellent. Excellent idea. Maybe a maid, a Fusion flunky? I don't know, someone with enough access to find out exactly what Greenlee knows.
Jesse: So how do we make this work? Any ideas? I'm open.
Brot: Well, you know, Fusion is doing a model search, and we have the perfect person right here.
Natalia: Our truce didn't last long.
Brot: I'm talking about police work here, and this assignment will get the synapses fired up.
Natalia: You're not seriously considering this, are you?
Jesse: Come on, Natalia, you're always whining about wanting to be a detective.
Natalia: A detective, yes. Voguing? No.
Brot: But you're still gonna be chasing the bad guys.
Natalia: This will never work. Greenlee knows I'm a cop.
Jesse: Not if you lost your badge.
Natalia: You wouldn't.
Jesse: You're fired.
Madison: Thank you for everything. Without Greenlee here tonight, I'm not sure I could have pulled it off.
Ryan: Yeah, well, hey, if this campaign goes well for you, it could be good, right? You and for me and the casino. Ha ha.
Madison: Well, I have my fingers crossed for both of us, then.
Madison: So, uh, Craig asked me out -- if that's ok with you. It's not against any sort of policy or anything, is it?
Ryan: If it's ok with you. I mean, you don't work for me, so --
Madison: I have not been on a real date since before I was married.
Madison: What are the rules of dating these days anyway?
Ryan: Ya! Well, you're asking the wrong guy. I -- I don't know. I think it's great that you're getting out there again. I think that's great.
Madison: I'm just nervous. So what about you? You ever think about testing the dating waters again?
Ryan: Uh, no, not anymore. There's only one woman for me.
Madison: You know, Greenlee is a genius when it comes to cosmetics, but when it comes to love, I'm not so sure. See you tomorrow, ok?
Randi: Hey, Ryan.
Randi: I know you're really busy, but, um, I need to warn you about Madison.
Tad: Good one.
Damon: Oof! Aw, come on, man. You really think walking is good for me?
Krystal: Here you go. Here you go.
Damon: Oh, yum.
Krystal: It's hot.
Tad: Drink it.
Damon: Ugh! That's disgusting!
Krystal: Yeah, well, it's triple brewed.
Damon: Oh, where's the milk and sugar, man?
Tad: It's not about milk and sugar. It's about getting you sober.
Damon: Coffee's not gonna help, man. It's just gonna keep me awake.
Tad: That's a good idea. I want you to hear this. I don't care how bad you think your mother and father are in the parenting department. Whatever you're going through does not give you the right to act like a son of a bitch in this house.
Damon: Whatever, man. I'm just having a good time.
Tad: No, you're not. I told you, I've been where you are right now. All you're doing is acting out. You're pretending you don't give a damn when all you want to do is scream. Life isn't fair. Get over it. Too many people are putting themselves on the line for you. You don't get to behave like a 2-year-old having a tantrum.
Damon: I don't want to hear this blah, blah, blah anymore, man. You're wrecking my high. It's old.
Tad: I'm not going anywhere. I don't care if you like it, you understand? You need me, and right now, I'm all you've got.
[Music playing at ConFusion]
Liza: You look like hell.
Annie: So do you.
Liza: Well, it's not exactly been my best day.
Annie: Excuse me. Could I get a bourbon, uh, on the rocks? Make it a double.
Annie: I may need a lawyer.
Annie: Forget it.
Liza: Ok. No, wait. Hold on. Sorry. What is it? What's going on?
Annie: You'll keep this between us, right?
Liza: A dollar will buy you confidentiality.
Annie: What can I get if Adam leaves me?
[Knock on door]
Adam: Oh, cripes! I should have guessed. Well -- well, what in blazes is --
Greenlee: Well, I couldn't carry that -- in the parlor is fine. In the parlor.
Adam: Hey. Hey, you work for me.
Greenlee: Go on. Yes, right over there is fine. Put this right -- right. Ok. Ok, careful. Careful. Uh --
Adam: I'll deal with you guys later.
Greenlee: You're a big-time Fusion investor. I thought maybe Colby would like some samples.
Adam: What's that? Say, you're, uh, wasting 100 pounds of lipstick to make sure my pretend investment is kept alive. Well, ha! Hayward's already left.
Greenlee: David won't leave town.
Adam: Well, I don't care whether he leaves town. I don't care where he goes as long as he's not here. J.R.'s coming home tomorrow. I don't want Hayward lurking about the tunnels.
Adam: Well, go on. Come on.
[David pops out of the crate]
David: I'm back. Where's my welcome home hug?
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