AMC Transcript Wednesday 1/27/10

All My Children Transcript Wednesday 1/27/10


Episode #10298

Provided by Suzanne
Proofread by Gisele

Kathy: Look. I made you a Valentine.

Tad: Look at this. It's a masterpiece. It's spectacular. And look -- all these nice little candy hearts all over the place. Maybe I should eat some.

Kathy: You can't. They have glue on them.

Tad: Yeah, but you say that like it's a bad thing. I'm just gonna have to have my sugar fix somewhere else, huh?

Krystal: Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. Even the artists have homework to do.

Kathy: It's just Math.

Krystal: Oh, well, that Math is calling you, girl.

Tad: Go.

Krystal: Go do it.

Tad: Probably only Valentine I'm gonna get. Maybe I should have it bronzed.

Krystal: Oh, what do you mean? You're not expecting any Valentines, even after that naked parade? What's wrong with Liza?

Tad: We imploded.

Adam: Please forgive the mess. My wife is remodeling the parlor.

Chase: Oh, I understand. My mother remodels every time she remarries.

Adam: Ok. Tell me about yourself.

Chase: Well, I'm a senior at PVU. A double major -- Business and International Affairs, top of my class and captain of the lacrosse team.

Adam: Excellent, excellent. Did you say your last name is "Archibald"?

Chase: Yeah.

Adam: Any relation to Brooks Archibald?

Chase: My grandfather.

Adam: I think you're gonna fit in very well around here. Now, you just make yourself right at home and Scott will be in any minute.

Chase: A pleasure, Mr. Chandler.

Adam: Likewise.

Annie: Hey, hey, hey. Who is that?

Adam: I think I may have just found Colby's future husband.

Colby: So I just sign this and I get my car back?

Brot: Your car is in the impound lot. Sorry it took so long, but Forensics wanted to take another look at it.

Colby: Oh, well, did they find anything?

Brot: There was evidence that ties the car thief to a string burglaries in the area.

Colby: Well, I hope you find him.

Brot: I think we're getting close.

Colby: You are? So you know who did it?

Brot: I have a pretty good idea.

Bailey: What are you doing?

Damon: What does it look like?

Bailey: Damon, you can't run.

Damon: Liza set me up. The cops think I'm the guy who's been busting into all these houses.

Bailey: Liza wouldn't set you up.

Damon: One minute she's asking me questions, the next the police chief is hauling me downtown. Connect the dots.

Bailey: She wouldn't do that.

Damon: This is what she wants, Bailey -- me out of the picture, you and Stuart move back in with her. She has her weird little family.

Bailey: So what about me and Stuart?

Damon: Come with me. We don't have to live here. We can move anywhere that you say.

[Knock on door]

Liza: Bailey? It's Liza.

Damon: Bailey, you open that door, and we're all gonna regret it. 

Tad: Jesse asked and I answered. And then Damon got carted down to the police station. Liza's furious because she thinks I called Jesse, I brought him over here intentionally after she specifically told me not to.

Krystal: So what did you do?

Tad: I tried to explain, you know? And she wasn't having it. She wouldn't even give me the chance. She actually expected me to lie to Jesse, you know? Chief of police, my best friend. I mean, for God's sake, the guy had a cut on his hand, you know? Whoever broke in here last night had to go through a window. So, you know?

Krystal: So Damon's guilty.

Tad: Don't help, all right? I'm not saying that. I'm not at all. I hope, I pray, the kid is innocent, all right? But if he's not, he should be in jail. I'm sorry, I just don't think that the person who scared the hell out of my mother and our children last night should be out there walking the streets.

Krystal: I agree, Tad. I agree that you should have told Jesse the truth, too. I mean, why would you lie to protect someone who could be a danger?

Tad: Thank you. Thank you. Finally, somebody who sees reason. Would you do me a favor? Please? Would you explain that to Liza?

Krystal: Oh, no. No, no, no. I am not gonna come between this little do-si-do that you and Liza got going on.

Tad: It's more of a tango.

Krystal: I will say this, though. You not going after Liza could be one of the biggest mistakes you'll ever make.

Liza: Bailey. Come on. I hear Stuart. I know you're in there.

Bailey: She knows we're here, Damon. We can't just ignore her. She won't go away.

Liza: Bailey, please open up.

Damon: Damn it. Fine, whatever. Let the dragon lady in.

Liza: Hey. Is he all right?

Bailey: Yeah.

Damon: Yeah, he'd be great if you wouldn't bang on the door and wake him up.

Liza: How you doing? Are you all right?

Damon: Like you care.

Liza: I do care, Damon.

Damon: No. All you give a damn about is getting my kid. And it's not gonna happen.

Liza: Are you going somewhere?

Damon: Yeah. We're leaving. So take a good, long look at Stuart, because it's the last time you're ever gonna see him.

Liza: All right, look. You do not have to run.

Damon: Oh, I should stick around, so every time something goes wrong I take the fall.

Liza: You were questioned and released, Damon. They have nothing to charge you with.

Jesse: Do you remember seeing this kid? He said he was at your bar listening to a band.

Man: I mean, the place was packed. He could have been there.

Jesse: So to the best of your recollection, you didn't see him.

Bailey: Is that true? Is Damon in the clear?

Liza: He answered their questions. He's got an alibi. And everything that the police have is purely circumstantial. They don't have anything to charge him with.

Damon: Because I didn't do it.

Liza: I never said that you did.

Damon: You sure as hell acted like it. All those questions about my hand and how I cut it, where I was, what I was doing.

Liza: Well, that's what a lawyer does. We ask questions. We get answers. We build a defense.

Damon: I never asked you to defend me.

Bailey: Damon, will you relax? She's just trying to help us.

Damon: Bailey, we don't need her help.

Bailey: I do.

Damon: What's with you?

Bailey: Liza's the only one that stood up for me. I was a mess about Stuart. I didn't know what to do, and she could have fought me for him, but she didn't. Liza, you've been like a mom to me. I want you in my life. I want you in Stuart's life.

Liza: You don't know what that means to me. Thank you.

Damon: This is really sweet. How about this? I'll just go get myself arrested and then you can have what you really want, Liza -- playing house with Bailey and Stuart.

Liza: Listen, I never asked you to move on.

Damon: You don't like me.

Liza: You know, I'd like to get to know you.

Damon: Why?

Liza: Because you have an amazing son. We both agree on that. Because Bailey is great, and we both agree on that. Heck, if we keep looking maybe we can find some other things that we agree on. Maybe you and I can actually be friends.

Bailey: Damon, please. Let's stay. Give this a chance.

[Knock on door]

Natalia: Hey. We need to ask Damon Miller some questions.

Bailey: I thought you said it was over.

Natalia: Mr. Miller?

Damon: She said a lot of things.

Adam: Chase is here to be interviewed for an internship with Chandler Enterprises. And if Colby should happen to bump into him and sparks happen to fly --

Annie: I see. I see. Colby ends up with someone you approve of without feeling like you forced her into it.

Adam: Well, you can't leave something this important to fate.

Annie: Fate brought us together.

Adam: Well, yes, with how much heartbreak involved? Yeah, you and I have had more than our share of pain, and I would like to help Colby avoid that.

Annie: Adam, sometimes people need to learn.

Adam: Well, then, maybe I can teach her. How is she gonna find the right man to love if nobody helps her?

[Alarm blares]

Adam: Oh, no.

Krystal: You know, it doesn't matter how angry we get, how many vases we throw, how many doors we slam. A woman wants a man to fight for her, to fight for their relationship. You do nothing -- well, that says it all.

Tad: Well, how do you know that I'm not simply giving her a chance to cool off?

Krystal: Ok. Ok, then. Is that your plan?

Tad: No. I don't actually have a plan.

Krystal: So you're gonna do nothing.

Tad: I didn't say that.

Krystal: Tad, listen, I know the circumstances are all kinds of different, but when you found out about my affair with David --

Tad: Whoa.

Krystal: No, wait. Just wait a minute, wait a minute, and just listen to me, Tad. Listen to me. When you found out about my affair with David, you dumped me and my bags on the doorstep of Wildwind, and you walked away. And that's when I knew that it was really over, because I hurt you so bad there was no fight in you.

Tad: Well, I haven't dumped Liza anywhere.

Krystal: If you don't fight for her, she's gonna think you don't care. That's not the message you want to send.

[Knock on door]

Krystal: I'll get it. Hey.

Bailey: I'm sorry to just drop by like this.

Krystal: No, come on in. Please. So, what's wrong?

Bailey: Well, they took Damon back to the police station for more questioning.

Tad: Damn it.

Bailey: Liza's on her way over there now and I am, too. It's just that --

Krystal: You need somebody to watch him?

Bailey: Yeah. I'm sorry. I couldn't find a sitter. Liza told me once that she could always count on you.

Damon: I told you I don't want your help.

Liza: Well, it's too bad, because it sure looks like you could use it.

Damon: You love this, don't you? You saving the day. Only maybe you won't try too hard. That way I'll get locked up, but you can go back to Bailey and say, "You know, I tried my best, but stuff happens."

Liza: Looks like they might have new evidence on you.

Damon: That's impossible because I didn't do anything.

Liza: They might have a witness. You know that guy?

Damon: Yeah. He's the bouncer at the bar I was at.

Liza: Wait, Damon. Damon.

Damon: Tell them I was down there. Tell them you saw me. I was right by the stage.

Man: Sorry, buddy. I don't remember you.

Damon: I know you saw me in there.

Liza: You need to calm down.

Damon: I didn't do it!

Jesse: All right, get him back to the interrogation room.

Damon: I didn't do it.

Natalia: Let's go.

Mitch: I'm sorry, Mr. Chandler. The security system's being upgraded. The techs are still working out a few kinks.

Annie: Well, with all the break-ins around town lately you can't be too careful. Thank you, Mitch.

Adam: I apologize for the interruption.

Scott: No, we were just wrapping up. I'll call you when we've made a decision.

Chase: I'll look forward to hearing from you. Mr. Chandler, Mrs. Chandler.

Adam: There's no need to run off.

Colby: Sorry. I just wanted you to know that I got my car back. There wasn't a scratch on it.

Adam: Yes. I want you to meet Chase Archibald. Chase, this is my daughter, Colby.

Colby: Yeah, nice to meet you.

Chase: Me, too.

Adam: Chase is the newest member of the Chandler Enterprises team.

Chase: But, sir --

Adam: Well, as eager as we are to have you with us, it would be a good idea to wait just awhile, until spring, after lacrosse season. We don't want to mess up that lacrosse schedule. He's the team captain.

Colby: Oh, really?

Adam: Have you been to any of the games?

Colby: No. No, no. I can't say that I have.

Chase: Well, there's a tournament this weekend. We're the number one seed.

Colby: Oh. Well, good luck.

Adam: Maybe you could stop by.

Colby: No. You know, I have plans, so --

Annie: You know what? Scott, maybe you should show Chase out.

Scott: Yeah.

Chase: Mr. Chandler, I look forward to working with you.

Adam: Likewise.

Colby: Are you out of your flipping mind?

Adam: What?

Colby: If you want to bring him into the company and make him a star, go for it. But you're not gonna make me marry somebody I don't love.

Liza: Look, getting ticked off and attacking a possible witness? That's not gonna get you out of here.

Damon: I thought that was your job.

Liza: So, does that mean I'm hired?

Damon: This is crazy. Some bouncer didn't see me. What's the big deal?

Jesse: The big deal is your alibi just got shot to hell.

Liza: Oh, come on, Jesse. Just because that bouncer is too busy looking at the pretty girls to see my client doesn't mean he wasn't there.

Jesse: Liza -- weak alibi, cut on your hand, matching paint on your shoes? Come on.

Liza: Still not enough to press charges.

Jesse: I have a right to hold your client for up to 48 hours before I have to kick him loose.

Liza: Oh, come on. Aside from bonding, what do you think that's gonna accomplish?

Jesse: It might get me some answers. There was some blood found at one of the scenes.

Damon: Not my blood.

Liza: All right, why doesn't he take a DNA test? Let my client go. He'll take a DNA test. It will prove what we already know -- that he is not your guy.

Jesse: "Flight risk" mean anything to you?

Liza: Come on, Jesse. He's got a baby and a girlfriend in town. Mr. Miller is not going anywhere. Isn't that right?

Damon: Yeah. I'll take the frigging test. Can we just get this over with?

Jesse: Fine. You are free to go. Counselor, I need that test as soon as possible.

Liza: Yeah, you'll have it.

Bailey: Hey, are you ok? Can we go?

Liza: No, there's a problem with his alibi. Damon is gonna need to take a DNA test.

Bailey: Damon, you were at that bar, right?

Damon: You don't believe me.

Bailey: No, I do. It's just that --

Damon: You're just like all the rest of them. You think I'm guilty.

Bailey: No, I don't. Damon. Did you see Damon's face? He thinks I don't believe him. I do, honestly. It's just that, you know, he hit that guy at the casino, and he's been so angry lately. I'm worried.

Liza: Yeah, honey, so am I. Listen -- hey, he's gonna take the DNA test, and we're gonna prove that he's telling the truth.

Brot: Hey, is this what you wanted?

Jesse: Hey, guys. Go home. Shift's over. Both of you.

Natalia: Well, I want to follow up on the belt burglar case.

Jesse: Belt burglar?

Brot: She names her cases.

Natalia: You cut Damon Miller loose? What's up with that?

Jesse: He's gonna take a DNA test.

Natalia: What if he runs?

Jesse: Is this where you volunteer to tail him 24/7?

Natalia: If that's what it takes.

Jesse: Natalia, go home. This is under control. Department can't afford the overtime, ok?

Natalia: Ok, that's fine. I'll clock out, but I'm not leaving. Brot and I have been working on this case from the beginning. I'm not leaving.

Jesse: And you're still on the case, all right? Just go home. Get some rest. You're no good to me exhausted.

Natalia: Why are you always treating me like a kid? You're telling me what to do, when to go home, what's best for me. Come on, give me a break. I'm fine.

Jesse: One -- you are my kid. Two -- you're a rookie cop under my command whose shift is over. Go home. Or would you like me to prep a holding cell for you overnight? I can have that done.

Natalia: You wouldn't.

Jesse: Don't try me, daughter.

Natalia: Fine.

Jesse: Fine.

Colby: Could you have been more obvious? "Oh, perhaps you should go to a lacrosse game." Oh, did you also buy a ring for Chase to give to me? Should I, you know, put it on right now?

Annie: Your father just wants you to be happy -- in love. He made that very clear in the merit trust.

Colby: Yeah, ok. Love, as long as it's on his terms. You know, can I talk to my dad alone?

Adam: I'm sorry if I upset you.

Colby: No, you don't give a damn what I feel or how I think. You just want to control every aspect of my life.

Scott: It's World War III in there, isn't it?

Annie: The troops have landed.

Scott: How could Adam do this? He can't hire a husband for Colby. What?

Annie: He was just trying to help her.

Scott: Well, Colby's already angry enough about the merit trust, about the requirements. He should have left it alone.

Annie: What is so horrible? Chase fits all of those requirements, and he's not exactly a troll.

Scott: Adam can't do this, ok? The whole idea was for Colby to find a husband, not him, all right? He serves up the perfect candidate, he takes away the one bit of control that she has in all this. She has every right to be angry.

[Glass shatters]

Adam: I was hoping for a civilized conversation.

Colby: This is the only thing you hear. You see my mouth move and then you go do exactly what you want.

Adam: Is it so terrible that I want you to find love with the right man?

Colby: With your stamp of approval on his bicep? No, thank you.

Adam: You're young. You're still young. You still that love is a lot of sweet smelling rose petals. Well, it can be a lot of pain, honey, and I'm trying to help you avoid that.

Colby: Too late, Dad. Straight to the heart. You know, your aim was perfect. Oh, are you guys waiting to see how the big plan worked?

Scott: Hey, hey, hey. I didn't know that Adam was setting you up.

Colby: Right.

Annie: I told him it was a bad idea.

Colby: You know, how could you go along with this?

Scott: I didn't.

Colby: When I was so ticked off about the terms of Dad's trust, you told me it wasn't about control, it was about love. Is this your idea of love? Complete suffocating control over every aspect of my life?

Scott: No, of course not.

Colby: My God. And, Dad, you practically gave Chase a dowry.

Adam: I did no such thing.

Colby: An internship at Chandler?

Adam: He was the most qualified candidate.

Colby: For what exactly? A position at the company or my husband? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Natalia: I work my butt off. You'd think my dad would be proud of me. But no, the only thing he wants to worry about is that stupid budget.

Brot: Well, he's the chief.

Natalia: He threatened to put me in a jail cell for wanting to work. Who does that?

Brot: This is funny.

Natalia: No, it's not funny, and it's not like I was gonna be on the clock, so it's not about the money, like he was saying. He's just trying to bust me out.

Brot: No, maybe Jesse doesn't want you to get burned out.

Natalia: He doesn't trust me, Brot. He thinks I'm gonna screw up.

Brot: All right, now you're talking crazy.

Natalia: But why am I sitting here?

Brot: You're not sitting here alone.

Natalia: Why aren't you ticked off?

Brot: Because beer takes off the edge.

Natalia: We have done all of the legwork, we have followed up on all of the leads, and now we're being cut out, Brot.

Brot: We're not being cut out. The work's gonna be there tomorrow when we clock back in.

Natalia: You don't get it. I did not become a cop to punch a clock and push paper. Ok? I want to be involved from the beginning to the end.

Brot: Sounds like somebody needs to get a life.

Natalia: Excuse me?

Brot: Oh, you heard me. You got to have some balance. You work too much.

Natalia: I do love my job, ok? But it is not my life. Don't get it twisted.

Brot: Oh, really? So what did you do last night?

Natalia: I had to work --

Brot: And the night before?

Natalia: Somebody's got to do the deep research.

Brot: But it's not your life.

Natalia: No, it's not.

Brot: Well, then prove it. Forget about work and have fun tonight.

Annie: I warned you this was not going to end well.

Adam: I know Colby is upset, but sooner or later she has to realize that everything I've done is for her own good.

Scott: Or maybe she'd just rather have an apology.

Adam: No. I'm not gonna say I'm sorry for introducing her to exactly the kind of man she should be dating. Why does she find that so objectionable?

Scott: You're kidding, right?

Annie: Maybe I should talk to her.

Scott: No, no, that's not a good idea.

Annie: Yeah. I mean, Colby and I have had our differences, but I think we're making progress. Maybe she could use a woman's opinion and advice.

Scott: No, I really think this is something that Uncle Adam needs to settle.

Adam: Yeah. I'll talk to Colby.

Mitch: Oh, Mr. Chandler, the tech has activated the new system, and he'd like to go over some of the new features.

Adam: Good, good. Make it quick, though. I have to talk with my daughter.

Mitch: Ok.

Colby: What the hell are you doing here?

Damon: Are you ok?

Colby: You're him, aren't you? You're the serial burglar.

Damon: No, I'm not.

Colby: Well, you're in my room with a bag of my stuff in your hand.

Damon: It's not what you think.

Colby: This was my uncle's. He gave it to me right before he died. You think I can just go out and buy a new one to replace it?

Damon: I'm sorry. I grabbed some stuff to sell, so I could get out of town.

Colby: Oh, because you're innocent?

Damon: I don't expect you to believe me.

Colby: Well, if you're so clean, why run?

Damon: Everybody's already convicted me. I might as well get out before I'm arrested.

Colby: So you'd bail on Bailey and Stuart?

Damon: Maybe they're better off without me.

Krystal: He was asleep before I even tucked him in. Tad.

Tad: Hmm?

Krystal: What are you doing here?

Tad: I live here.

Krystal: Tad, you got some wooing to do.

Tad: Excuse me?

Krystal: Come on now. You heard what Bailey said. Liza thinks that she can count on you, and I have a feeling that she's probably sitting there waiting on you to come through right now.

Tad: Well, I got a feeling she's got her hands full just trying to keep Damon out of prison.

Krystal: You're afraid.

Tad: I'm pacing myself.

Krystal: Oh, come on -- pacing yourself. Come on. You got some wooing to do. So woo, already, and show Liza that you're crazy about her.

Tad: Ok, little miss I'm-on-a-roll, how do you suggest that I do that? I mean, at this point it's certainly gonna take a little more than candy and flowers.

Krystal: Just do what you do best.

Tad: In the middle of a police station --

Krystal: The other thing that you do best, Tad -- laugh. You make Liza laugh, so make her laugh.

Liza: Jesse, I need you to sign off on this, and I will file it in the morning with the court for the DNA test.

Jesse: Any word from your client?

Liza: He's not gonna run.

Jesse: Better not. I'll be right back.

Bailey: Damon's not answering his cell phone.

Liza: Oh, well, honey, he's probably really upset. Just give him some time to cool off.

Bailey: I should have gone after him. I should have told him that I believed him. You don't think he did it, do you?

Liza: Oh, look, just because Damon has been in trouble before does not make him responsible for these burglaries, all right? He's impulsive, he's definitely got a bad temper, but, come on, planned, methodical breaking into people's houses? I really don't think that's his style.

Bailey: You're right. I'm just so scared. I can't lose him. Stuart needs his father.

Liza: Ok, don't you worry. I will not let Damon take the fall for this.

Colby: You know, maybe they are better off without you if you're gonna be such a loser. Everyone thinks you're a thief. What do you do? Fight? Prove you're innocent? No. You try and rob me, which makes you a thief.

Damon: You could write me a check. No laws broken -- I'm gone.

Colby: You know, actually, I have a better idea.

Damon: You're calling the cops?

Colby: Damn right I am.

911 operator: 911. What's your emergency?

[Damon pulls out the phone plug]

Natalia: Wow, you really know how to show a girl a good time. The quiet game -- whoo, it's a hoot.

Brot: All I said is we couldn't talk about work.

Natalia: What else would you like to talk about?

Brot: There are plenty of interesting things we could talk about.

Natalia: I am so listening.

Brot: Are you?

Natalia: Yes.

Brot: All right. So let's talk movies, you know, because I love movies. I'm always catching the new releases, whether it's a drama, a comedy, a horror. Doesn't matter. I'm on it.

Natalia: Oh, yeah? Good for you. You should be a film critic. You got the criticizing part down.

Brot: What was the last movie you saw? Oh, you can't remember -- because you haven't been? Maybe because you work all the time. I think that's hot.

Natalia: Maybe I don't like movies.

Brot: Oh, is that right? So what do you do on your free time if you had it?

Natalia: Definitely not this. Where are you going?

Brot: If you want to wallow, that's you. Me? I plan to enjoy my night off. Have a blast.

Jesse: All right, I look forward to the results.

Liza: So do I.

Tad: Uh, excuse me, Officer Torres. Look, I give you my word. I'm a very dear friend of the chief. My name is Thaddeus Martin. I wonder if you'd do me a small personal favor. Hey, Chief. Easy.

Jesse: What's going on?

Tad: I bruise like a peach, huh?

Officer Torres: I busted him, sir.

Jesse: For what?

Officer Torres: Flashing.

Tad: What?

Jesse: What?

Tad: No, no. No, no. I said, "Acting like an ass."

Officer Torres: You said to play along.

Tad: Yeah, because I thought we agreed.

Officer Torres: You're wearing a trench coat. I couldn't resist.

Tad: As if. I'm not the kind of guy who would do a public show in the middle --

Liza: Come on, flashing is a very serious charge.

Tad: Yeah, well, there are other, more serious, charges.

Liza: Mm.

Tad: Like impersonating a jackass.

Liza: Mm.

Tad: Or talking under the influence of stupidity. And worst of all is letting a really amazing woman go running out of my house.

Liza: You know it's the three-strike rule. You could be in serious trouble.

Tad: I'm planning on throwing myself on the mercy of the court and pleading insanity.

Liza: Mm-hmm.

Tad: How am I doing?

Jesse: Well, I guess this means the charges have been dropped.

Tad: Can we keep the handcuffs?

Liza: Yes. [Laughs]

Natalia: What is your problem?

Man: Shh!

Natalia: Oh. Hi.

Brot: What are you doing here?

Natalia: I'm trying to watch a movie.

Brot: Are you sure you're at the right theater? Because this is a romantic comedy, and I always thought you were more of a bloody and guts type of girl.

Natalia: I like romantic comedies.

Brot: Really? Do they make you smile, laugh, make you believe in happy endings? You know, it's not really good for wallowing.

Natalia: If you must know, I like movies with happy endings.

Brot: How about that? We finally have something --

Natalia: Shh!

Brot: So how do you feel about popcorn? I'm a butter and salt guy myself.

Bailey: Well, no messages from Damon.

Tad: It's ok, honey. He's probably out there just trying to cool off.

Liza: Hey, listen, Bailey. You know what? Why don't you go out there and look for him? I'll stay and watch Stuart.

Tad: Yeah, I will, too. What? Come on, honey. You know I wasn't really out there flashing somebody, right?

Bailey: Yeah, I know that. It's just that, you know, your guy pretends to get arrested to apologize to you, my guy actually gets arrested.

Tad: Oh, that doesn't mean anything. Come on, look. In my time I was arrested plenty. Really. Tons, you know? Don't get me wrong. Everything's cool. I mean, you can leave your sproggin with me.

Liza: Ok, look. Just because you get arrested, it doesn't mean that you're guilty -- for Damon or for this one over here. Listen, go. Go look for him, huh?

Bailey: Yeah, ok. Thanks. You know, you guys are pretty weird together, but it works.

Tad: I knew it.

Liza: What?

Tad: I knew it. I always said your weirdness was gonna rub off on me.

Liza: Oh, my weirdness. Right. Ok, well, on your way out make sure you don't flash the rest of the hotel guests.

Tad: Har-de-har-har, which means to laugh. I meant what I said. I'm not gong anywhere. So I'd like to hang around, if it's ok. I mean, you're not still mad at me, right?

Liza: It's hard to stay mad at you.

Tad: Oh, yeah?

Liza: Yeah.

Tad: Who do you think you're talking to? You're really good at it. I mean, for years and years, if I recall correctly.

Liza: I think we've changed a little bit -- little bit.

Tad: Yeah. Thank God for that. I mean -- me. Thank God I've changed.

Liza: You were talking about me.

Tad: No, I wasn't.

Liza: Admit it. You were.

Tad: Just a little. A little.

Liza: Well, I don't know. I still think that maybe you and I still have a little bit of bad in us.

Tad: I don't know. From where I stand, all I see is a whole lot of good.

Scott: I hope Colby gets through to Adam.

Annie: She'll be fine. Too floral?

Scott: Maybe I should go check on them, huh? You know, referee.

Annie: Colby's upset. She'll get over it and do what her father wants. You know, aubergine is so trendy, but who knows by next season.

Scott: But marry whoever he picks for her?

Annie: Ok. Colby may make some noise. Maybe she'll even break a few more things. But eventually she's going to do what Adam says.

Scott: Why would she?

Annie: Money is an excellent motivator. And Colby wants her piece of the pie just as much as everybody else.

Scott: Yeah, well, maybe that's what's wrong with this family. Adam has been buying their love since birth. That is all they know. How sad is that?

Annie: Don't pretend like you're above it. We all have a price, Scotty. Even you.

Colby: Um, genius? There's no phone. If there's no phone, I just hit the panic button.

Damon: Wait! Look, we're not friends. You don't like me. I get that. But I'm not the thief. I need you to give me a break.

Colby: You know, isn't that what my mom's been doing? Bailey, too? And here you are.

Damon: Look, look, I messed up, ok? Didn't you ever screw up before? Wish you had one more chance to make it right? Ah, what am I saying? Rich, spoiled brat like you. You never screw up, do you? If you do, your daddy just buys you a whole new basket of shiny new chances.

[Knock on door]

Adam: Colby? It's your father. Open the door?

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