All My Children Transcript Monday 8/18/08
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Tad: Sunshine, we have to talk about this. You locked Krystal out of the house. You're not supposed to do that.
Kathy: She's not my mom.
Babe: Hey. We have the DVD if you have the popcorn.
Krystal: Hey, yeah, movie night, I forgot.
J.R.: Yeah, Little Adam's been talking about it all day.
Tad: Uh, now might not necessarily be the best time.
Kathy: Can Krystal go live with you?
Adam: The DA will be gunning for us, because he wants to puff himself up, but there are no charges against you and there are not going to be. The one good donation to Wellesley, they'll welcome you despite your turning them down.
Colby: If I'm not in prison, I'll be at PVU with a paper bag over my head.
Adam: Sweetheart, you will outshine those -- those townies at that joke of a university, and we will protect your image.
Colby: Dad, I'm the drunk girl in the car that killed a man. Exactly what image am I supposed to protect?
Ryan: I told you I'd never leave you again.
Annie: Ryan, what are you doing?
Greenlee: Oh --
Zach: All right, give us a moment.
Greenlee: No, I'm fine. I'm fine, really.
Aidan: You all right?
Annie: What were you doing in there with Greenlee?
Greenlee: He was helping me. I lost some jewelry.
Kendall: See? I told you, Annie.
Greenlee: And Ryan helped me get it and then I got locked in there and he -- he talked me down.
Ryan: Yeah. You ok?
Annie: I'm fine, it's just --
Zach: Show me what happened here. Can you show me why you guys got locked in the bathroom?
Ryan: Ok, all right.
Annie: I want Ryan.
Kendall: We know.
Greenlee: You know, I thought I'd be the whole panicky, claustrophobia thing but this time --
Aidan: Well, it's a tight space. Small toilet and Ryan's a big guy, not much room in there, is there?
Greenlee: You're not even mad.
Aidan: I'm very angry, actually, and I plan to sue Zach.
Aidan: And give you Cambias as a wedding present.
Greenlee: You're not mad about me and Ryan being in there alone.
Aidan: Because it's so much more romantic than our honeymoon last night? Hmm.
Greenlee: Well, when you put it that way.
Aidan: It'd be a bit silly to be jealous of you and Ryan stuck in a toilet, wouldn't it?
Annie: Why do you pretend to give a damn?
Kendall: Well, because one of us needs to fake being a decent human being. Now, Ryan gets out and, instead of being relieved, you -- you look like you were ready to explode.
Annie: I'm sick.
Kendall: Yeah, obviously. I'm waiting for you to spin your head around and spew.
Annie: I'll make sure to aim.
Ryan: Hey, here you go. This should help a little bit, maybe.
Kendall: Oh, no, she honestly -- she is feeling much better, I'm telling you. She's cracking jokes and everything. Tell him that last knee-slapper. It's really good. Can I help you?
Zach: Yeah, you know Ian knows more about tools than you do. So, I don't --
Kendall: Well, I can fake it.
Zach: Ok. Pretend to hand me something.
Zach: That's great, thank you. You're really taking it easy on Annie, huh?
Kendall: Ok, look, I know we agreed that I would let this whole thing go. But you know what? She is 100% crazy, out of her mind. She's -- she's completely losing it. But you don't want to hear that, so I won't say it. I got to tell you, though, I may be a pain in the butt, but she is a complete wacko, and you're damn lucky to have me and not her, that's for sure.
Zach: Look at that, the door is fixed.
[Zach slams the door]
Kendall: Good. Hey.
Jack: Hey, you. You look wonderful.
Carmen: Oh, thanks, counselor. You look Mont-yummy, as usual.
Jack: Whoa, still with the Mont-yummy thing, huh?
Carmen: I got used to it with Erica. It's hard to let it go now.
Jack: Yeah, well, we're not here to talk about Erica, so --
Carmen: No. My case, right?
Carmen: Well, it only took me three tries but I think I picked the right look -- kind of cool, kind of tight, kind of hip.
Jack: Kind of perfect.
Carmen: Hmm. Damn, you are the perfect guy. You know that, right?
Jack: Based on what criteria?
Carmen: Oh, well, um, looks, muscles --
Carmen: Compliments, voice, job, and your taste in women. You go straight to the top.
Jack: Erica and I aren't, uh, aren't together anymore, Carmen.
Carmen: Yes, you're on a break. I know.
Jack: No -- no, it's a lot more than a break.
Carmen: How much more?
Waiter: Can I get you guys something to drink?
Carmen: Uh -- uh, can I have a blended margarita with salt, please?
Carmen: I heard they got the best here.
Waiter: They do.
Jack: What she said, I'll have one of those as well and no salt, please.
Waiter: Great, be right back.
Carmen: I know I should take it easy with the salt. I nag Adam about it all the time. Ugh, that man moans about everything.
Jack: Yeah, that man is treating you decently, isn't he?
Carmen: Or what? You'll beat him up for me?
Jack: You have but to say the word.
[Carmen and Jack chuckle]
Carmen: Uh, well, this is much better than cleaning up after crabby Mr. Chandler.
Adam: Wear the name Chandler with pride, honey. Arrogance, even. God knows we've earned it.
Colby: When? When I got plastered or when you destroyed the evidence? Shouldn't we be laying low at home or something?
Adam: No, no, don't pay any attention to the tabloids. No, everybody you meet would give a limb to be a Chandler.
Pete: Very true, sir. I'd do it in a heartbeat if it wouldn't cause my father to cut me off from his substantial fortune.
Adam: Yeah. You, why are you here?
Pete: Quality time with the father I don't want cutting me off, your pal, Palmer.
Colby: People probably think we're talking about the blood on my car. Kill me now.
Pete: Dad's upstairs finishing up some big Cortlandt Electronics deal to ensure the company will survive me taking over.
Adam: You, taking over? Well, that's a -- that's a testament about Opal and Palmer's genes, isn't it?
Pete: I won't take over until after I get my undergrad degree and an MBA, five years, tops.
Colby: He means it. He's a genius.
Adam: He's a buffoon, just like his brother.
Colby: Don't talk about Tad like that.
Pete: The two are not mutually exclusive, sir. I am both a dork and a genius. It's part of my charm.
Colby: No, don't.
Pete: The lady asks.
Pete: I must obey.
Adam: It's Barry. When I get back, I want you gone. Yeah, Barry?
Pete: You want me around?
Colby: No offense, but I'm going to ignore you now.
Pete: So, has Tad put a good word in for me, yet?
Colby: He has more important things on his mind like a life. You should try it.
Tad: Sunshine, Krystal's got to be here. You don't want to change all of Jenny's diapers, do you?
Krystal: That's not funny, Tad.
Tad: I'm just trying not to make it worse.
Krystal: Could I -- could I have a minute, please? If you don't mind? Kathy, look, sweetheart, this is hard. I know. This is a new house and it's a new family, but you've lived here for a while now, and I thought we were friends. You locking me out of the house, it didn't make me mad, but it makes me sad, because you don't see how much I love you.
Tad: That may be just a little too heavy. Ahem.
Krystal: She's a smart girl, Tad.
Tad: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Look, remember what I told you, about your family? You've got a huge family. You have to treat them like family. Krystal belongs here. This is her home, ok? Like, J.R. -- it's his home, too, because he is your -- brother, right? Can you imagine that? Great big guy like this, with a kid of his own? And Little Adam, he's your -- no, actually you're his -- aunt.
Kathy: I'm a kid.
Tad: Well, you've advanced quickly. And you have a big family, remember? Like you got Jamie and Jenny and Colby and Babe. I feel sorry for you. You have a lot of presents to but at Christmastime. Matter of fact, I've been thinking, you should get a job.
Kathy: I'm a kid.
Tad: Oh, yeah, that's right. You told me that once before, didn't you?
Krystal: Ok, well, thank you, Tad. I think you got it all under control. I'm going to see if I can put Jenny down for a nap.
Babe: Hey, Kathy, are you ready to watch the movie with Little Adam?
Tad: Go ahead. It's all right. I'll be right here.
J.R.: Ooh, did we walk in on the worst of it?
Tad: Well, I don't think Krystal trying to explain the immensity of human emotion made things any better, if that's what you mean.
J.R.: So, Kathy locked Krystal out when Jenny was inside? Krystal deserves some credit for not going ballistic.
Tad: Krystal is overreacting. It was only for a few minutes, at most.
J.R.: Oh, come on, Tad, be serious.
Tad: I am serious. Listen, Kathy's on very, very shaky ground right now, ok? She doesn't need Krystal's big talk. What she needs is understanding and lots of it. She needs -- she needs distraction.
J.R.: Sounds like she needs a lot more than that. You can't just let her shut everyone else out.
Tad: J.R., that little girl's lost everybody, and I mean everybody, that she ever loved. What can I tell you? I mean if -- the best we can do right now is that I'm the only one she trusts, and I say, you know, thank God for that.
J.R.: That you're the one she trusts, or the only one?
Zach: Buckle up.
Annie: Thank God.
Ryan: Get you home, get you into bed real soon, ok?
Aidan: You, too.
Greenlee: One stop and then home.
Annie: Whoa. Oh, my God, more turbulence?
Ryan: No, no, no, no, I'm sure that was just the landing gear or something like that.
Greenlee: Before our adventure is over, I just want to say thank you, all of you. It was just supposed to be a fun little trip away and it turned into so much more. And you made an amazing moment that much better, so, thank you.
Aidan: From both of us.
Kendall: Well, you're welcome.
Annie: Yeah, it -- ahem -- means just as much to us. Doesn't it, Ryan?
Krystal: Aw, no, listen, I mean, it just tears you up when you see a child in that much pain.
Babe: You're not upset?
Krystal: Yeah, I am. I'm upset. I am. I wish I had the magic touch. I wish I could just let her know how much I care about her and make her feel better, make her feel close to me. I -- I -- mainly I just -- I don't know, I hurt for her.
Babe: You know what's kind of scary? You know, you being outside and Jenny in here.
Krystal: Yeah, I know. She was crying her head off. I almost smashed open a window if Tad hadn't driven up.
Babe: The way Tad handled things in there, you're not upset about that, either?
Krystal: Out the wazoo, if you want to know the truth.
J.R.: You're a great father. I missed out on time with Kathy, too. She's Mom's little girl.
Tad: In more ways than you could imagine.
J.R.: Look, even if you and Kathy aren't ready to accept it, there's a whole bunch of us just waiting to love her. We just need the chance to.
Krystal: But, it's not like I can be mad at Tad. He's finally gotten a piece of his heart back.
Babe: I know. Oh, hey, Kathy. Was the movie too scary for you?
Krystal: I'll, um, I'll go check on Little A.
Babe: All right.
J.R.: Hey, this is a neat little gizmo. How do you do it? I guess it's a little tricky for me.
Kathy: I'll show you.
J.R.: You know my sister, Colby? I love her a lot. I didn't get to see her much when she was your age. Just like I didn't get to see you when you were Jenny's age. But we're a family again, and we're together and your dad is Tad, and we're all very happy that you guys are together and you found each other again, and nobody wants you to be apart. You see, the thing is, is you're a really cool kid. You're smart and you're funny and Little Adam thinks you're awesome, and you're great at games and -- and we -- we're always going to be here for you, your nieces, nephews, cousins, brothers. And we know who your real mom is. But Krystal loves you. And if she loves you, that's a pretty good thing. It's kind of like a real mom.
Kathy: Moms always leave.
Emma: Mommy, Daddy!
Annie: Oh, my big girl!
Ryan: Aw, missed you so much.
Annie: Kisses. Hey, beautiful.
Ryan: Oh, look, look. Look what I got, look what I got, look what I got.
Annie: That's for you.
Ryan: Look, listen.
[Toy puppy barks]
Annie: Hi, Corrina.
Corrina: Hi, how was Vegas?
Annie: Ah, it was great. Ryan and I almost renewed our vows.
Corrina: Oh, with Elvis?
Ryan: Um, Jimi Hendrix. It's a long story. We'll tell it later. Oh, hey, thank you for -- for watching beautiful, Emma, ok?
Corrina: Oh, thank you.
Annie: Thank you.
Ryan: We'll talk to you soon. Fantastic. Let me move the bags out of the way here.
Annie: So -- oh -- how you doing, huh?
Emma: Can I give the baby his name?
Annie: Uh, well, what do you want to name the baby?
Emma: Coco, like Nicki's dog.
Annie: Well, should you ask Nicki permission, you think, to borrow the name? Huh? What do you think about that?
Emma: She said it was ok.
Annie: Oh, well, as long as she said it was ok.
Annie: That's very sweet.
Jack: There she is.
Greenlee: Hi! Oh.
Jack: You're married?
Carmen: You're kidding.
Greenlee: Nope, totally spontaneous and romantic.
Kendall: It was -- it was wonderful, really.
Jack: Look at you. You're beaming.
Greenlee: I know.
Jack: I'm not.
Greenlee: You can't.
Carmen: You are! Oh, someone take a picture. Nothing sexier than a strong, handsome man with real emotions. Erica needs to see this.
Zach: Well, maybe not.
Jack: Hey, listen, I want all the details.
Greenlee: Well, you know the important part.
Greenlee: Joint tax returns, deeply in love.
Carmen: Uh, I -- you know, I forgot something. I have to go clean.
Jack: No, no, no, please, I -- I'd like you to stay.
Carmen: Weddings are for family.
Greenlee: You're a guest at our second reception.
Jack: There you go.
Greenlee: We may have a party a day for the rest of year.
Jack: I'm going to go get this party catered.
Aidan: I'll give you a hand.
Greenlee: Come on.
Jack: Excuse me. So, any chance you'll ever hurt my daughter again?
Aidan: Definitely not.
Jack: Good. That's all I need to know. Can we get some drinks for this group over here, please? You can just put that on my tab.
Aidan: No, no, I'll get these. I'll get these.
Jack: You're sure?
Aidan: Yes, a groom's prerogative, all right?
Jack: Like I said, put this on my son-in-law's tab.
Kendall: Why is she even here?
Greenlee: What? Oh. You're kidding.
Greenlee: You want to scratch Carmen's eyes out with Erica's nails?
Jack: Hey, you.
Jack: You feel better?
Carmen: Oh, yeah.
Jack: You pick up fast. How about you?
Kendall: What is wrong with these people?
Greenlee: It's called happiness. You should try it.
Kendall: Bite me. Ok, I'm happy. I'm happy. Zach and I, we renewed our vows for perfect happiness in Vegas.
Greenlee: So that's not a chilly vibe I'm picking up between you two?
Kendall: No, not at all. Actually, you know what? I think you're little vibe radar is a little off. It's still on the honeymoon. So, what if he -- what if Jackson moves on to someone else before my mom is done with her, you know, politician?
Greenlee: Then Erica can get a life, and you can chill out. You're the one who said to move on.
Kendall: Yeah, but that wasn't a -- a blanket rule for everyone to move on.
Greenlee: Yes, they do have to move on, Kendall. They do if they want to be happy.
Kendall: What does that mean?
Greenlee: It means if I were still hung up on Ryan, I'd still be miserable and since I'm not, I'm not.
Ryan: She is so cute, it kills me.
Annie: You think you'll love our next one just as much?
Ryan: Who, Coco Lavery? Yes, every bit.
Ryan: Every bit.
Annie: I'm sorry your trip ended with your wife throwing up. That was awesome.
Ryan: Hmm. And me locked in a bathroom.
Annie: With Greenlee.
Annie: Yeah, she can get a bit volatile in small spaces, lots of crazy talk.
Ryan: Are you fishing?
Annie: Maybe I am. I don't know.
Ryan: Uh, I think you do.
Annie: I feel like I'm in junior high and all the cool kids have turned on me for no reason.
Ryan: Well, maybe one or two reasons.
Annie: So this is my fault now?
Ryan: No, Annie, no. But you have done a couple of really out-there things. I mean --
Annie: Ryan, those two are obsessed with me. I am the bitch who took you away from them. I mean, they even insinuated that this baby isn't yours. That's how they look at me. How am I supposed to deal with that? I work with these people. I go to Vegas with them. I --
Ryan: Where you said everything was absolutely perfect, and you were really, really happy and now, all of this. So, I'm -- I'm having a little bit of trouble keeping up with you right now.
Annie: It was perfect until I found out you were hiding something from me. I mean, Kendall knows, and she was happy to confront me about it, but you would think you would come to me, your wife, and tell me the truth. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?
Ryan: What did -- what did Kendall tell you?
Annie: No, Ryan, no. That is not how it works. You tell me yourself. If you give a damn about me or our children, you will tell me yourself. Please keep your voice down. Emma is asleep upstairs.
Annie: I know that. Don't act like I'm being irrational.
Ryan: Ok. Whatever Kendall told you --
Annie: What? What she knew, and I didn't because I'm on the outside? Because that's exactly where you, Kendall, and Greenlee want me?
Ryan: Ok. Stop this.
Annie: No, Ryan, you stop this. I mean, even now, you don't have the decency to just tell me the truth. Just say it, Ryan. I know that you found the key hidden in my picture frame. You and Kendall found it instead of just coming to me and asking me about it. You let Kendall get all up in my face and start questioning me.
Ryan: The key -- I totally forgot about the key.
Annie: Oh, stop it, Ryan. You didn't just forget about the key.
Ryan: I did forget about the key because you went headlong into a rock, and you ended up in the E.R. Ok? And no, I didn't bring it up, because it doesn't matter, Annie. I -- I told you that I really, truly don't want to hurt you again, but for some reason, you just can't accept that.
Annie: The key was to a diary.
Ryan: I don't need to know what it was to.
Annie: The key was to a diary that I burned, because it had so many awful things from when you wouldn't remember me and you were off chasing your other memories and forgetting about the promise that you made to me and your daughter.
Ryan: I am honoring those promises right here and right now, ok? I think we should just calm down a little bit and stop this.
Annie: Or else what? Going to lock yourself in another room with Greenlee?
Ryan: What are you doing here? What, are you trying to test me right now? Because you're pushing really hard.
Annie: Ryan, I get pushed every day. Kendall and Greenlee, they only keep me at Fusion as a -- as a favor to you. To be honest with you, I -- I think I should quit.
Annie: Hell, I think we should leave Pine Valley entirely.
Ryan: Ok, I think we should --
Annie: No, I mean it, Ryan. We have to get out of this town, because there are so many memories and -- and feelings.
Ryan: I believe that is not the answer.
Annie: Are you happy here, Ryan? Honestly. The people that we see and the memories that we have. Are you happy here?
Ryan: We just hit a rough patch. That's all.
Annie: No. But it's not just a patch, Ryan. It'll never stop. I thought if Richie was gone, life would be easier, but it's not. It's awful and it keeps getting worse and worse. And I hate it here because it is ruining our lives. It is completely ruining our lives.
Emma: Mommy, why are you so sad?
Greenlee: Hey there, Mont-yummy.
Jack: Oh, Carmen's been sharing, hasn't she?
Greenlee: She makes you smile.
Greenlee: Too bad she has no idea it's a date.
Jack: That's because it's not a date.
Greenlee: Hmm. You're scared.
Jack: Don't be ridiculous.
[Greenlee makes chicken noises]
Jack: No -- I -- all right. We're done here.
Greenlee: I love you.
Jack: I love you, too. Bye-bye, now.
[Greenlee makes chicken noises]
Kendall: So, are you and Jack here about your case? He's -- he's a great lawyer.
Carmen: Hmm, and a great guy.
Kendall: Yeah. Uh, any progress?
Carmen: So far, we've talked about shoes, tips, nicknames, and being a sourpuss. And we can't talk about the case now, because he's busy being a proud papa. You can tell how much he loves her.
Kendall: Yeah. Yeah, he does.
Kendall: Well, you know, I'm -- I'm glad to hear that you're back with the Chandlers. Sorry about the whole Fusion job mix-up.
Carmen: Oh, it's ok. Things happen. I'm sure that that new girl Randi's going to work out great.
Kendall: You know, Adam Chandler -- he is actually a very interesting man. Some people consider him charismatic.
Carmen: Oh, he thinks he is so tough, but your mother has him wrapped around her little finger.
Kendall: He's single.
Carmen: You mean me?
Carmen: Oh, no, thanks. I don't mess where I eat, you know?
Kendall: Oh. Yeah, yeah, I've heard that. Well, I mean, is there anyone else that you're interested in?
Carmen: They're not lining up around the block like they do for your mother. Oh, by the way -- if you are worried about Erica and Jack making up, I think it's in the bag.
Kendall: You do? Real-- really?
Carmen: Of course. Unless another woman snatches him up first.
Carmen: Ooh, I love this song.
Zach: How's it going?
Zach: You look good. Marriage becomes you.
Greenlee: Thank you. It means you have to treat me with some respect.
Zach: No, it doesn't. I mean, I will, but does it mean I have to upgrade the doors in the bathrooms and the --
Greenlee: Funny, funny.
Zach: Ryan did well. He talked you down.
Greenlee: He knows me just like you and Kendall do and now Aidan does. He makes me happy.
Zach: All right.
Bartender: Mrs. Slater.
Bartender: You need something?
Kendall: Yeah, actually. Uh, a lobotomy, now, please.
Adam: Well, if you refuse to vacate my table, then I will. Um, Colby, get away from this pathetic offspring of a fraud.
Pete: "Pathetic" is a little strong considering I withheld information about your daughter's crime.
Colby: You basically used it as blackmail to hang out with the cool kids.
Pete: Do you blame me? You're phenomenally cool.
Adam: You're phenomenally annoying.
Pete: I know. Let's talk about similar interests -- business.
Adam: Ah, you want to trade stock tips about -- that you picked up from your daddy's knee? Hmm? Oh, one of the best things Pete ever did -- one of the best deals was a two-bit squirrel he bought for his evening stew.
Colby: You mean old Palmer, not Pete.
Adam: No, Pete Cooney. Pete Cooney. The name that this boy's father ran from.
Pete: I know my Cooney heritage. My dad said you were the joke of Pigeon Hollow.
Adam: Why you rancid little --
Colby: Help me get something.
Pete: I just meant to say that you've come a long way. What? You don't think I can handle your dad?
Colby: One more minute, and you'd have been crushed. Way to make him nuts.
Pete: You really want to make his head explode?
Colby: If it will put me out of my misery.
[Pete kisses Colby]
Krystal: Honey, you miss them, and I can't take their place. But these arms -- these arms want to -- want to hold you and keep you safe. And when they do hug you, you can -- you can pretend it's your mom, or Aunt Julia, or the tooth fairy, or Cinderella. It's not about who I am. It's about who you are, and you are the little girl that we love as big as the world.
Babe: You know, you made that happen. You got Kathy to open up.
J.R.: She's my sister.
Tad: So, does this mean you're not going to lock Krystal out of the house anymore?
Kathy: I'm sorry.
Krystal: Oh, baby, it's ok. It's all right.
[Krystal mouths "Thank you" to Tad]
Annie: How is she?
Annie: This town is toxic. It's bad for all of us, even Emma.
Ryan: Wasn't the town that freaked out our daughter.
Annie: She's ok now.
Ryan: What the hell's going on with you, Annie? I'm serious. Normally, you would do anything at all to keep steady and solid for Emma, but now you -- you freak her out, and then you just try to shrug it off like it's absolutely nothing?
Annie: Staying in this town is only going to make all of this worse, Ryan. Why don't you see that?
Ryan: Whenever something goes wrong, you want to run, and every time I tell you the same thing. I tell you that Spike is here. It's not going to happen. Spike -- my son, Emma's brother, our family is here.
Annie: Then you promised you'd never leave.
Ryan: My son? No. I never will.
Annie: No, no, no, not your son. Greenlee. That's what you said to her. "I will never leave you." But, you know, if you want to use your son as an excuse, be my guest.
Ryan: Enough, Annie. I mean, what -- the stuff that is coming out of your mouth. I mean, it's not you. It really -- I mean, I -- maybe it is. I don't know. Maybe it really is you, and it's just taken you this long to show me who you really are, but I don't know what you want me to do. I mean, if you keep this up, then --
Annie: No, you're right. I'm sorry, Ryan. I don't -- I don't know what's going on with me. The things that I say and that I -- I think and that I do -- the hormones are --
Ryan: I'm just -- I'm not sure, Annie. I'm just not.
Annie: Ryan, what if it's -- what if it's not just me? What if it's the pregnancy? What if I'm acting so messed up, because something's wrong with the baby? Oh, God, Ryan, what about the baby?
Kendall: It's all going to hell, all of it. But it's ok. Not this place. Your job is safe. Everything is good. All my businesses are fine, but the rest of it -- oy. Let me tell you. Ok. Listen to this. The man who is basically my uncle through Bianca, my stepfather through my mother, is now living it up with one of my mom's little ex-con buddies. Then, my best friend got locked in the bathroom with her ex-husband -- my ex-fiancÚ. But not with her very own, very new, very out-of-the-loop husband. And then my sweet, wonderful husband didn't want to hear that my ex-fiancÚ's wife is a complete and utter freak, and she just makes me want to cringe every time she opens her big stupid mouth. So, basically what I'm saying is, I need to vent. I really need to vent. I need to scream in a pillow and just let it all go.
Kendall: Or I need to be granted control of the entire universe and fix everything -- every single itty-bitty thing. All of that and world peace, too. I'm serious. I could do it.
Colby: You can't just --
Pete: Yet, I just did.
Colby: Did my father see?
Pete: I'm thinking yes.
Adam: Come here, Romeo.
Colby: Uh, leave him alone.
Pete: Ah, sir, I didn't mean any disrespect.
Adam: Oh, you -- yeah, get me Palmer Cortlandt's room.
Pete: Ooh, ooh. My dad does not like to be interrupted.
Adam: Yeah, Cooney? Hey, if you can't keep your son away from my daughter -- or I swear I will take over Cortlandt Electronics and sell it for scrap. Watch it, you stupid excuse for a tycoon.
Colby: Nice job.
Pete: Is he going off on you?
Colby: Nice job.
[Annie breathes heavily]
Ryan: Is that better?
Annie: I'm sorry. Say you'll forgive me, please.
Ryan: Do -- do you need to go to the E.R., Annie? Are you sure?
Annie: What if I'm hurting the baby? What if the baby's already sick and that's why my hormones and body are so messed up?
Ryan: Well, we'll go and, um, we'll ask the doctor some questions, ok? And he'll run some tests. All right? But I -- I already know what he's going to say. He's going to say that the baby is totally fine. The baby is fine and -- and you will be, too. You just got to -- you just got to let go -- let go of all the garbage, ok? And -- and just believe in us.
Aidan: As much as I like you all, I'm going to take my beautiful bride home.
Jack: Ok, good.
Zach: See you later.
Jack: Take care.
Greenlee: Oh! Stop doing this.
Jack: Whoa, whoa, hey. Take it easy there.
Kendall: Oh, new love. Isn't that sweet?
Zach: Yeah, it's sweet. I know you have a lot of opinions on it, but let's not share them all with Trent. Trent, you got work to do. Thanks, man.
Kendall: Thanks for listening.
Greenlee: Love you, Dad.
Jack: Love you, too. My daughter.
Carmen: She's a kick.
Jack: Yeah, she is.
Carmen: Your humor, I think.
Jack: Say, Carmen, well, God help us both?
Carmen: Well, it looks like the party is over.
Carmen: I better get back to the Chandler place. His majesty might have some boxers for me to iron.
Jack: I didn't even want to think about that. Ok, listen. Um, before you go, I just want to, uh -- well, first of all, I want to apologize. We never even got to our business -- sorry.
Carmen: Oh, yeah, right. We didn't really get to talk about the case.
Jack: No. But you know what? I had a really good time with you, and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to, you know, do this again sometime, but without the wedding reception --
Carmen: Wait, you mean --
Jack: I mean, you know, if you're free one night, maybe dinner, drinks, a movie? I don't know.
Carmen: Uh, a date?
Jack: Yeah. Ahem. Yes, yes, um, a date.
Carmen: I, uh -- you -- me -- bye.
Singer: Turn the beat up mix the beat up
Adam: Well, come here, Romeo. Why don't you go tell your father?
Pete: I prefer to stay, sir.
Adam: "Sir" -- don't call me "sir," you piffling sycophant.
Pete: Ok, Adam.
Adam: I -- I will flay you alive!
Colby: Whoa, no! Now run, now!
Pete: Later, Juliet.
Adam: Come on.
Krystal: That was quite an eye-opener. You think you know someone and --
J.R.: Kathy didn't mean it, not deep down.
Krystal: I'm talking about you, J.R. I mean, Lord knows you and I have seen the worst of each other, but just now, I saw the best. How is she?
Tad: Oh, she's into some serious doll time.
Babe: I tell you, Little Adam's crashed out.
Tad: I should have handled that better. And you two rode to the rescue. Thank you.
J.R.: We did it for you and for Kathy. She's our family.
Krystal: Well, she may not know it, but you better know it, Mr. Martin, because I love that little girl.
Kathy: "I won't go away."
[Kathy rips the Mommy-doll's head off]
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