AMC Transcript Thursday 9/27/07

All My Children Transcript Thursday 9/27/07


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Proofread by Gisele

[Music plays at ConFusion]

Ava: Looking for some company?

J.R.: I thought you were interested in having a career.

Ava: Oh, I am. I'm here, aren't I?

J.R.: You're half an hour late. I don't wait for people.

Ava: Oh, that's right, because you are a big, important businessman -- with no money.

J.R.: Where have you been?

Ava: Doing one of the things I do best. Jonathan and I were -- you know.

J.R.: Save it for the tabloids, Ava, I'm not interested.

Ava: Really? Because I don't believe you.

J.R.: What are you doing?

Ava: What? Nothing. Why? Do I make you nervous?

Del: Babe.

Babe: Hey.

Del: What can I get you?

Babe: Um, I'm going to play it safe and go club soda, lemon.

Del: You got it.

Singer: Like a fantasy

Del: It's -- it's enough to make you kind of want to "ugh" -- isn't it?

Babe: I'm sorry?

Del: Some guys have all the luck -- and don't know what to do with it.

Singer: If you're happy and you know what it's about

Singers: Shout it out

Singer: If you feel it and you wanna let it out

Singers: Shout it out

Singer: Let it go let everything shout it out

Wes: Hi.

Babe: Hi.

Wes: Ooh. That had better not be vodka.

Babe: Oh, no, no, no -- too early.

Wes: Good, because I need you sharp.

Babe: "Sharp"?

Wes: Mm-hmm.

Babe: What's that?

Wes: Oh, this? Just a little surprise I got for you, that's all.

Jack: Who -- or should I say what -- are you supposed to be, exactly?

Aidan: Just -- let's just keep it down, all right?

Greenlee: [New York accent] Hey, who's this guy? You know him? Back off!

Jack: Greenlee, are you kidding me -- I know it's you. What I'd like to know is what insanity you've got yourself involved with now. What's with all the piercings and tattoos -- look at you.

Aidan: Jack -- Jack --

Jack: You stay out of this -- I'll get to you in a minute.

Aidan: Jack --

Jack: I said stay out of it!

Aidan: Listen, will you just keep it down and play along? Otherwise, your daughter could end up in jail, all right?

Erica: I have been up all night thinking about this, Kendall. We really need to talk about your plan for Greenlee. If --

Zach: What plan?

J.R.: Why don't -- uh -- you go sit over here so you can concentrate.

Ava: I'm not having any trouble concentrating.

J.R.: I want you where I can see you.

Ava: Right. Well, you deserve the full view. Better?

J.R.: How'd everything go with Jonathan?

Ava: Oh, I thought I already told you that.

J.R.: The deal, the network -- can we count on Lavery cash?

Ava: Right. See, Jonathan doesn't want anything to do with you.

J.R.: Yeah -- I know. Did you change his mind?

Ava: It was hard, real hard. But I can be pretty persuasive.

J.R.: Yeah. I bet.

Ava: I mean, it took hours and hours, just whispering the right things and stroking his ego.

J.R.: Did you guys get to business while you were in bed?

Ava: Actually, there was no bed. We were in the playhouse at Wildwind.

[J.R. chuckles]

J.R.: The playhouse? Wow. So -- about the money?

Ava: Right. Listen, I explained to them how their investment could just grow and grow until it just explodes all over them.

J.R.: Uh-huh?

Ava: And everyone winds up completely satisfied and happy. Jonathan, Ryan, you, me -- we get everything we always wanted. How does that sound?

J.R.: Sounds great. And if this is you pretending to be sexy, you're going to need to get some acting lessons, sweetheart -- because your audience isn't buying.

Babe: You've got to show me what's in the bag, come on.

Wes: Uh-uh. Nope. You might back out.

Babe: What? I might back out? What do you got me into? Are going to, like, dig ditches or trim hedges -- sounds fun.

Wes: Yeah, maybe on the next date -- I really like weeding.

Babe: Oh, really, Mr. Confident? So you're pretty sure that there's going to be another date?

Wes: Yeah -- if you're up to it.

Babe: "If I'm up to it"? So what is this, a test or something?

Wes: It might be.

Babe: Hmm. Really? And how am I doing so far?

Wes: Hmm. On a scale from 1 to 10 --

Singer: Yeah, yeah oh, yeah

Wes: You are a solid 4.

Babe: I'm a 4?

Wes: Mm-hmm.

Babe: All I get?

Wes: Yeah, well, you can't get more unless you're all here, instead of over there with your ex.

Erica: Zach, have you seen Ian?

Zach: Yeah, we saw him this morning.

Erica: Oh, I stopped by yesterday afternoon at the hospital. He looks so good. When can he come home?

Zach: A couple of weeks. Am I being hustled here?

Kendall: "Hustled"?

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Erica: That's a funny thing to say.

Zach: Yeah. So, again, what's going on with Greenlee?

Erica: Oh, nothing.

Zach: Nothing? Come here. "Nothing" -- that's the best you can come up with?

[Erica chuckles]

Kendall: Ok, all right. Honestly -- um -- I'm -- I'm having a harder time dealing with Greenlee back at Fusion than I thought, that's all.

Erica: You know she just is impossible.

Kendall: Yeah, yeah, so Mother thought that I could use a plan.

Erica: Exactly, a plan, a strategy to put Greenlee in her place, because she does not belong at Fusion anymore.

Zach: You're right. Let's buy her out.

Kendall: No, she would never go for that, she's a partner. I have to deal with it, and I will.

Zach: All right, and I will support you 100%, whatever you want to do.

Kendall: I know. I love you for that.

Zach: Me, too. Ok, I will leave you two ladies to come up with nothing.

[Erica laughs]

Kendall: Right. Wait, where are you going?

Zach: Going to go check on the little guy and then go to work -- you want to come?

Kendall: Um -- actually, I'm going to see him later on.

Zach: Keep her out of trouble.

Erica: Ah -- no problem.

[Door closes]

Erica: Oh, Kendall, I am so sorry.

Kendall: It's all right, it's ok.

Erica: If I had known that Zach was home, I -- I never would've said anything about Greenlee.

Kendall: You're not having second thoughts, are you?

Erica: Look, whatever you want to do to Greenlee, I am behind you. I just want to know, have you really thought this through?

Kendall: We've already discussed this.

Erica: How do you think Zach will react?

Kendall: Well, you saw him. I mean, he -- he hates the fact that Greenlee's still at Fusion.

Erica: Yes, and seems like Zach would really like to do something about it. It's just you're not keeping him in the loop.

Kendall: No, I -- I can't let Zach be implicated.

Erica: Why?

Kendall: Because he'll -- he'll try to get in on it, and he'll try -- he'll do everything he can to -- to protect me, and I can't let him do that, not this time. This is between me and her.

Erica: So you're willing to risk everything you have -- your marriage, the rest of your life -- for revenge against Greenlee?

Kendall: If you're trying to talk me out of it, don't bother. I've already made up my mind.

Erica: No, no, no, I'm not trying to talk you out of anything. I just want to be really sure that you've thought this through, and you know what's at stake.

Kendall: Yes -- everything. And I'm only willing to take the risk because Greenlee will never leave us alone. I knew that when I was holding Ian for the first time, and there she was, watching and waiting.

Erica: Hmm.

Kendall: It was then -- it was then knew, Mom, that I'm the only one that can stop her. Now, I'm not risking my -- my family by going after Greenlee. I'm saving them.

Greenlee: So this isn't what you think, Jack.

Jack: Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that, because you have no idea what I'm thinking.

Aidan: We're working on a case, all right?

Jack: You and Greenlee?

Greenlee: Yeah, that's right.

Jack: Well, excuse me. I forgot that you cosmetic company executives have all this training in private investigations.

Greenlee: Ok, joke all you want, but this is serious.

Jack: Does it look like I'm joking? I am serious -- and what the hell were you thinking?

Aidan: Well, I'll tell you if you calm down.

Jack: I am calm!

Greenlee: No, he's not.

Jack: Do us a favor -- just don't speak for a while, please? Just -- enough.

Aidan: Why don't you give us a few minutes, yeah?

Greenlee: All right, yeah, sure. Why don't you guys smoke a cigar, have some brandy, I'll go knit a quilt or something.

Aidan: I'm sorry, Jack.

Jack: You better be. Tell me about this case you're working on.

[Aidan sighs]

Aidan: I'm working on a case for a -- for a friend.

Jack: What?

Aidan: Well, you know I can't discuss a case with you.

Jack: No, of course not. Why don't you discuss instead why you would hire my daughter, who has absolutely no training in this regard -- I mean, to do what, exactly, Aidan? To do what? Why is she dressed like that?

Aidan: Greenlee volunteered, all right? She did a very, very good job, she got what we came for.

Jack: And she could've gotten arrested.

Aidan: I only said that in front of the cop just, you know, to keep you quiet.

Jack: Oh, that makes me feel so much better -- you put my daughter up to something the cops can't hear about.

Aidan: Listen, don't worry, all right? She wasn't doing anything illegal.

Jack: That's it, that's your explanation? Keep talking.

Aidan: It's a case, all right, about a cop who's cheating on his wife.

[Car horn honks]

Jack: So you've got my daughter running around looking like a three-dollar hooker to trap me cop who went over the wall?

Aidan: Yeah, pretty much.

Jack: Well, this is some business you're in.

Aidan: Well, it's a living, all right? She played decoy while I went to get a -- a picture of -- of the guy's schedule. That was it.

Jack: Ok.

Aidan: It's a one-time thing with me and Greenlee.

Jack: I'm certainly glad to hear that. Aidan, look, I'm sorry to come down on you like a ton of bricks, but I've made a lot of mistakes with her. I didn't want to stand by and watch somebody make more.

Aidan: I understand.

Jack: Good. And understand this -- I told you I trust you with my daughter. Don't make me regret it.

Aidan: Look, I swear to you, she wasn't in any danger.

Kendall: Hello?

Greenlee: Hey, Kendall, it's me. I hope it's not a bad time.

Kendall: No, not at all. Actually, I was just thinking about you.

Jack: So, while we're on the subject of you and Greenlee --

Aidan: Are we still on that one?

Jack: I'm not looking for gossip here, Aidan, I just want a father's reassurance. You know, I'd just like to know what you two are up to.

Aidan: Ok, well, Greenlee and I are -- you know, we're friends, I guess.

Jack: You guess?

Aidan: Well, we -- you know, we fight all the time. She's completely impossible to deal with, as you well know. Um -- I don't know. There's just -- there's something about her that -- I don't know.

Jack: Boy, that sounds familiar. I think maybe I do know.

Greenlee: I hope you're not angry with me.

Kendall: Uh, why would I be mad?

Greenlee: Well, I'm not with you -- you're at Fusion, right?

Kendall: No, I'm home.

Greenlee: Well, um, I didn't come into work today, but I have a great reason.

Kendall: That's ok.

Greenlee: No, Kendall, it isn't. You've been so amazing about being back onboard with me, I didn't want you to think I was taking advantage.

Kendall: Trust me, Greenlee, that is the last thing I'm thinking about.

Greenlee: Good.

Kendall: So, what happened?

Greenlee: Huh?

Kendall: Why aren't you at the office? What's going on?

Greenlee: Oh. Well -- um -- you're not going to believe this, but right now I am dressed like the biggest hoochie mama to ever ride on a Harley.

Kendall: What?

Greenlee: I'm -- I'm with Aidan. We're working on a case.

Kendall: Aidan. Right. Ok, that -- that makes sense.

Greenlee: Well, I can't get really specific about it, but, um, it's just been so amazing, and I -- I feel so alive. I mean, who would've thought it -- Aidan and me.

Kendall: Is there an "Aidan and you"?

Greenlee: Well -- um -- well, I -- I mean, I wasn't going to say anything, because I knew you didn't want to push the girl talk, but since you asked -- I'm really glad you asked.

Kendall: Greenlee, can you please just answer the question?

Greenlee: Ok. Yes. Sorry. Um, is there an Aidan and me? Uh -- well, nothing official; it's just fun. I mean, at first when I got back, he was a total pain. But -- well, what can I say? I guess he succumbed to my charm.

Kendall: Aidan's a good guy.

Greenlee: Oh, right. I forgot -- there used to be an Aidan and you.

Kendall: Yeah, that was a long time ago.

Greenlee: Right. Well, he can be irritating, but in that good, fun way.

Kendall: I remember.

Greenlee: Well, anyway, he's been there for me when nobody else -- I -- I mean --

Kendall: I think it's great that Aidan's your friend, Greenlee. And I hope it goes exactly how you want it to.

Greenlee: Wouldn't it be crazy if Aidan was the one who made me forget that Ryan ever existed?

Kendall: Bizarre.

Greenlee: Yeah, well, strange stuff's been happening -- I mean, look at you and me working together again.

Kendall: Ok, listen, uh, you take care, and -- and hope everything goes ok. All right?

Greenlee: All right.

Kendall: Ok, uh, I got to go. Bye.

Erica: Oh, Spike looks so adorable. Oh -- was that Zach?

Kendall: Greenlee. Huh.

Erica: And?

Kendall: She wanted to chat -- girl talk. It's actually kind of sad. She actually thinks that I'm serious about forgiving her.

Erica: Well, don't feel too sorry for her, honey. Because if Greenlee ever gets wind of what you're doing, you know that she will retaliate. And you know very well that she can fight just as dirty as you can.

Zach: Handsome boy, isn't he?

Hannah: With parents like you and Kendall, how could he miss? I came by, I need you to sign off on Tans-Mat. It's so miraculous what they can do to save preemies.

Zach: If you need me for work, you call me.

Hannah: Ok, you know what? I came by -- I have some errands to run near here.

Zach: Yes, you thought you'd come and surprise me, because you know how much I love that, especially with my family?

Hannah: What do you think I'm going to do, Zach?

Zach: I don't know. You broke into my house the day you left.

Hannah: Why can't you let that go? I have.

Zach: No, you haven't.

Ava: So you think this is an act, huh?

J.R.: Yeah -- a bad one. That's what I think.

Ava: So you don't think I'm sexy?

J.R.: No.

Ava: Then why do you want me to star in this network?

J.R.: Because you can sell products.

Ava: Because I'm sexy.

J.R.: Yeah, that's one of the reasons.

Ava: Ok, so I'm sexy, but, what, J.R., you're immune?

J.R.: I'm only in it for the money.

Ava: Right. You and every other guy I've ever known -- except Jonathan.

J.R.: Is this about that stupid kiss?

Ava: What kiss?

J.R.: Oh, yeah, right. I forgot -- you and I are business.

Ava: Strictly business.

J.R.: You're the star, and I run everything.

Ava: Including me?

J.R.: If I have to.

Babe: Look, I'm sorry I was so distracted.

Wes: It's ok. You want to talk about it with your friendly neighborhood bartender?

Babe: Not really.

Wes: Ok, you know, we can do this another time.

Babe: No, no, please, please. I have spent too much of my life talking about J.R. Chandler.

Wes: I got to admit, the guy's a player.

[Babe laughs]

Wes: I mean, last night there's Amanda --

Babe: Uh-huh?

Wes: And today there's Ava.

Babe: With Ava, it's just business.

Wes: Oh, you seem really convinced.

Babe: Yeah, well, with J.R., you never know.

Wes: Well, it looks like you have a pretty good idea.

Babe: I do know him pretty well. J.R.'s like a kid in a candy store -- once he gets his fill of one kind, he moves on to the next.

Wes: Sounds like he needs to grow up.

Babe: Believe it or not, he has. He's a great father to our son, and just when I think that he's turned a corner -- I'm talking way too much about him -- oh, my gosh!

Wes: Yeah, but it's fine. No, it's fine, it's fine --

Babe: No, it's not, no it's not.

Wes: Babe, if you want to talk, talk. That's what I'm here to do -- I'm here to listen.

Babe: Ok. It's just that living in a town like Pine Valley, it's -- it's kind of hard to escape your baggage.

Wes: Huh.

Babe: I mean, my God, I work with J.R.'s girlfriend.

Wes: Amanda?

Babe: Mm-hmm --

Wes: Yeah.

Babe: And we're friends. I mean, how freakin' civilized is that, right?

Wes: I think it's great that you can be civilized. I mean -- what do you think these guys are up to?

Babe: Uh -- J.R.'s up to some new business venture or something, and he's sniffing around Ava to be a part of it -- I don't know.

Wes: And Ava works with Amanda.

Babe: Ah! See what I mean?

Wes: Yeah, I'm starting to, but you know what I think?

Babe: What?

Wes: Oh, thank you.

Babe: Thanks.

Waitress: You're welcome.

Babe: What is it that you think?

Wes: I think that you're worrying too much about what he's doing, and not smiling enough -- which is a shame, because you have the cutest little smile I ever did see in my life.

Babe: Stop.

Wes: See -- there it is.

Babe: Thank you.

Wes: There it is. Hmm.

Babe: How about this? I promise that I will not talk about J.R. Chandler ever again -- well, at least not today.

Wes: Ok. And this is how we'll seal it.

[Wes and Babe kiss]

Greenlee: So, boys? How's it going? Did you plan my punishment? Do I have to stay in for Halloween?

Aidan: I think we, uh, have an understanding.

Jack: Yeah, I think we do. I have a client I need to get out of jail. You -- stick to the beauty business, will you, please?

Greenlee: You don't have to worry about me, Jack.

[Aidan sighs]

Jack: Right.

Greenlee: So, uh, I'm kind of starting to dig this look. Want to take it someplace else?

Aidan: Well, you know, I don't usually go for biker chicks.

Greenlee: But in my case?

Aidan: I'll make an exception. Let's save some of this for after, shall we?

Greenlee: "After"? After what?

Aidan: After we look through your dear, departed husband's personal effects.

Greenlee: Oh, yes! Let's see what we've got.

Aidan: Hopefully, a map to Annie's brother.

Kendall: Greenlee thinks everything is great and that I'm letting her back into my life. Ahem.

Erica: And Spike's?

Kendall: Well, no, she won't even have time to think about that -- she's too busy worrying about me.

Erica: Honey, this is Greenlee we're talking about here.

Kendall: Yes, I know, and if she thinks she's going to get close to Spike, too bad -- she won't.

Erica: Because you'll make sure of it?

Kendall: Yeah, that's right.

Erica: Ok, so, you lure Greenlee in. She thinks everything is marvelous, you two are getting closer. You seem to trust her --

Kendall: Yes, and so she'll trust me. That's what matters -- she'll never suspect a thing.

Erica: If you can keep up the act.

Kendall: Excuse me?

Erica: Well, I just mean that it's easy now, because you're taking it slow, and you're luring Greenlee in. But what happens later, when she wants more?

Kendall: She'll never have a chance.

Erica: Really? Kendall, come on! As I said, this is Greenlee we're talking about. I mean, you two getting close, like sisters again? I mean, one night you'll go out with Zach, Auntie Greenlee will show up on your doorstep unannounced and volunteer to babysit. What then? As time goes on, you get closer and closer, I guarantee that Greenlee is going to want to share Spike. And what about it? I mean, isn't she entitled?

Kendall: No. No! That bitch is entitled to rot in hell.

Hannah: I moved on.

Zach: You're done, huh? No regrets about the night you left, so why would you ransack my office?

Hannah: Ok, I did not ransack your office. I was searching for --

Zach: Search my office -- why would you search my office -- for that letter?

Hannah: Yes. Then I went home and made love to Josh -- is that enough info for you?

Zach: I'm not asking for info.

Hannah: Yes, you are. You want a deep, thorough analysis of my motives.

Zach: I already have that.

Hannah: Then you know I don't want your child. I am not here to cause you or Kendall any trouble. I honestly just wanted to take some of the slack up at work.

Zach: So you keep saying.

Hannah: Yes, and you keep doubting. You know what? It's fine. I can't force you to trust me.

Zach: No, you can't.

Hannah: No. So just say the word, I'll leave -- it's your call.

Zach: So you say you heard what was going on with me while you were gone?

Hannah: Mm-hmm. You, Kendall, Spike, Ian, the accident -- yes.

Zach: I can handle a lot, but when it comes to my family --

Hannah: So you think I'm a threat to that?

Zach: I don't know. I can't trust anybody.

Hannah: Oh, I understand. I -- my son's dead, so you think --

Zach: "Our" son is dead, Hannah.

Hannah: Yeah. So you think I want to take yours? You think I'm completely deranged?

Zach: Spike was taken.

Hannah: Yes -- by Ryan's ex, Greenlee.

[Zach sighs]

Hannah: You and I didn't make another baby, so I'm -- I'm supposed to grab Ian as a substitute?

Zach: Kendall got to hold Ian for the first time about a week ago.

Hannah: It must've been one of the happiest moments of her life.

Zach: Mm-hmm. Until she looked up and saw Greenlee watching her.

Hannah: Oh, God. So she couldn't get Spike, and now she's fixated on Ian?

Zach: I don't know what she wants. But whatever it is, I don't think Kendall can handle it.

Kendall: Whose side are you on?

Erica: I was trying to make a point. And all I had to do was push the Spike button, and you lost it.

Kendall: Ok, so instead you -- you make some ridiculous scenario to -- to deliberately try to provoke me?

Erica: Honey, if I can get a rise out of you, think what Greenlee can do. You know that she's going to demand more access to Spike, and you have to be ready. I mean, no matter what outrageousness Greenlee demands, you can't let it show that it bothers you at all, or -- or you will just blow everything. Your cover's blown.

Kendall: I won't tip off Greenlee.

Erica: Your head almost exploded just now.

Kendall: It's because I wasn't expecting it from you.

Erica: Honey, you can't show your hand to anyone. Do you understand that?

Kendall: But you, Mom. I -- I need an ally. If you don't believe in me, if I do not have you, my mother, believing me, then who will?

Erica: But I do, honey. Of course, I believe in you. I swear it.

Kendall: Ok. And I swear I will not give Greenlee one clue. She will not know what hit her. And then we'll be rid of her -- for good.

Aidan: This is a pay-as-you-go. Once the minutes are used, it's useless, he tosses it. Very hard to trace.

Greenlee: Well, I could make a list of the recent calls, dial them from another phone.

Aidan: No, what you'll do is you hold it for right now, all right? $7, and just a few cents.

[Aidan finds a check for $5,000 made out to Eddie Johnson from Annie Lavery, then sighs as he pockets without Greenlee seeing it]

Aidan: Nothing.

[Music plays]

J.R.: What did Jonathan say about fronting the cash?

Ava: Well, there's good news, and there's bad news.

J.R.: Just spit it out.

Ava: Ok, the bad news is he didn't say yes, but the good news is he didn't say no.

J.R.: Which way is he leaning? Forget it, it doesn't matter. Just get him to say yes.

Ava: I will! Look, a no would make me very unhappy -- Jonathan likes to make me happy.

J.R.: I wouldn't doubt it. You want to make me happy? Work on Fusion.

Ava: I do work for Fusion.

J.R.: Yeah, I know. That's what we don't want you doing anymore. So cut them loose.

Babe: So what was that for?

Wes: Oh, the kiss? Just my way of telling you I really, really like you.

Babe: I like you, too, Wes.

Wes: Hmm. Well, I have one question, and then we're through.

Singer: You're not supposed to be

Wes: It is over, right?

Babe: Yeah. I mean, it's strange -- you, um, split up, and you're making it legal, all black-and-white. But what you had, what you've been through together -- it'll always stay in your head.

Singer: You're not supposed to be

Wes: What about your heart?

Babe: No. J.R. took himself out of that a long time ago.

Wes: It's hard to imagine you with him.

Babe: Well, he was my first love.

Wes: Yeah, but not your last.

Babe: I -- you know, I'm not really ready -- the whole love --

Wes: Oh, don't you freak out on me. I wasn't uttering those three little words.

Babe: Oh, God --

Wes: I was simply saying that, you know --

Babe: Oh, my God, you scared me so bad.

Wes: No, no -- you and some lucky guy are going to --

Babe: Oh, that --

Wes: Sail off --

Babe: Oh, that -- that I can handle. Thank you, I can breathe again.

[Babe laughs]

Wes: Do you remember my middle name?

Babe: Mm-hmm -- "nothing serious."

Wes: See -- there's that smile again.

[Babe giggles]

Babe: So, what do you have planned for us?

Wes: Oh, I already told you -- this is a surprise.

Babe: I don't know anything about you.

Wes: I took a knife wound for you, sweetheart --

Babe: Oh --

Wes: I think you know enough. What else do you want to know?

Babe: You know what it is? I think you like being the man of mystery.

Wes: Yeah?

Babe: Mm-hmm.

Wes: Want to go solve the next part?

Babe: Well, I guess so.

Wes: All right.

Babe: Lead the way.

Wes: Let's go.

[Monitor beeps]

Hannah: Why haven't you gotten rid of her?

Zach: Greenlee?

Hannah: Mm-hmm.

Zach: Just make her disappear?

Hannah: If anyone can do it, you could.

Zach: Yeah. Throw her in wet cement, let it dry, and pop her in the river -- sure.

Hannah: Yeah, that's one solution. All right. No long drives down short piers, no broken kneecaps. Why don't you just pay her off?

Zach: That wouldn't work.

Hannah: Well, there has to be some way.

Zach: You're right, there is.

Erica: I just love you so much, honey. I don't want to see this backfire on you.

Kendall: But, Mom, you know if Jack finds out about this --

Erica: No one is going to find out anything.

Kendall: No, he will never forgive you for getting rid of Greenlee. Jack will cut you out of his life.

Erica: You can't think about that. You have to stay focused -- I mean it. Don't worry about me.

Kendall: Hmm, come here. I love you so much.

Erica: I love you, too.

Kendall: I do, I do, but I can't let you do this for me.

Erica: Honey, this is my choice, and no one can stop me from doing what I think is right for my family.

Kendall: I can do it alone.

Erica: You yourself said that you need an ally. That would be me. I've got your back, Kendall. We Kane women -- we stick together, and we're good.

Kendall: Oh.

[After Erica leaves, Kendall picks up a photo of Spike]

Kendall: Oh. My sweet boy. You are going to help me take care of Greenlee for what she did, aren't you?

[Music plays]

Ava: Look, I am not going to do your job.

J.R.: I'm not asking you to. This is business. Do you want Fusion dragging you down?

Ava: Look, this is not my choice. They won't release me.

J.R.: I'm offering you more money than they ever could. Your name is in big letters, not theirs.

Ava: Yeah, so, but --

J.R.: So? Get rid of them!

Ava: How?

J.R.: By doing what you do best -- causing trouble.

Babe: Ok, so you think I need a cage or --

Wes: Hmm. Here -- try this on.

Babe: Um -- how do I look?

Wes: Ahem -- like you're ready to do some damage.

Babe: Um -- about that, I -- I've never really played. I mean, I played softball when I was little, but I wasn't really good and I -- I --

Wes: Ok, here --

Babe: I couldn't really hit anything and there was this one mean foul ball, and I just --

Wes: Whoa.

Babe: It haunts me still and -- I don't know.

Wes: You ready?

Babe: No.

Wes: Well, tighten up.

Babe: Ok.

Wes: All right?

Babe: Mm-hmm.

Wes: And now you're ready for anything.

Babe: I'm not so sure about that.

Wes: Come on now. Stick with me, you're as good as home. Huh.

Babe: Oh.

[Music plays]

J.R.: You keep up with the celeb-bratties, don't you?

Ava: Hey, don't rip on Lindsay or Nicole to me.

J.R.: Well, they're your idols, right? I should've known. Learn from them.

Ava: Huh?

J.R.: You know, the DUIs and the panty-less pictures.

Ava: What about bad publicity ruining our plans?

J.R.: Focus the trouble on Fusion.

Ava: But I already did -- don't you remember? I mean, Amanda was the official Ava-keeper until that got too much for her, and then Babe took over.

J.R.: Then step it up.

Ava: Oh, you mean bigger than my fake lesbianic moment? Or your "Beauty and the Beast" tabloid headlines?

J.R.: Consider that foreplay.

Ava: Well, I could go back to the hospital. Like, every guy there wanted me -- heat up some windows in the OR.

J.R.: Hmm, yeah, have some nurses walk in on you.

Ava: Hmm, or I could go to the casino -- what I could do to embarrass Zach, and Kendall would go ballistic.

J.R.: Gambling.

Ava: Or I could take one of the private rooms in the back and play a little poker, some strip poker?

J.R.: You make sure you get those guys drunk.

Ava: And then I'll herd them through the main lobby of the casino and smack their butts and make them beg for mercy.

J.R.: Yeah. Save the trouble for Fusion.

Singer: Oh I will comfort you

Hannah: So you were saying?

Zach: If you're serious about helping me, I could use your input.

Hannah: Ok -- what?

Zach: Greenlee. Meet me at the office.

[Hannah phones someone]

Hannah: Yeah, it's me. No, it couldn't be better. It's going exactly as planned, yes. Uh-uh. He doesn't suspect anything.

Erica: So --

Jack: Hmm.

Erica: If I offered you a penny, what would I get?

Jack: Probably nothing you'd want to hear.

Erica: Oh, darling, what is it?

Jack: I was just thinking about Greenlee.

Erica: Well, whatever it is, I really want to help you.

Jack: Hmm. It's ironic, isn't it? We help people with their problems on our TV show. We advise them.

Erica: I'll advise you.

[Jack and Erica chuckle]

Jack: I just want everything to work out for Greenlee, you know? I don't want to have to worry about her or feel like I've failed her as a father.

Erica: Oh, you have not fail her -- stop that. You are a wonderful father.

Jack: I just want her to be truly happy.

Erica: It's what every parent wants for their child.

[Kendall groans as she sets down a large wooden box, then looks through it until she finds a set of keys]

Kendall: Ok. Let's see. Come on, I know they are in here. Bianca left a set -- no. She left a set to Greenlee's place. Ha-ha!

Aidan: Ah -- no names. He just assigned them single letters.

Greenlee: Hey -- let me call the numbers?

[Aidan scoffs]

Aidan: Who's the detective?

Greenlee: Well, start with the most recently dialed first.

Aidan: Gee -- thanks.

[Phone rings]

Greenlee: Well, who is it?

Annie's voice: Hi, this is Annie. Tell me you called, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Zach: What I want is for my wife to be safe.

Hannah: Then you have to destroy Fusion.

Babe (to Wes): You've got to have some deep, dark secret in there somewhere, right?

Greenlee: Do you know what this means?

Aidan: It means Ryan is in a lot of trouble.

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