AMC Transcript Thursday 7/12/07

All My Children Transcript Thursday 7/12/07

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Kendall: Without your input at the retreat, we wouldn't have the Fusion day and night campaign. You were the catalyst.

Amanda: The Annie/Greenlee smackdown was the catalyst.

Kendall: Ok, would you stop with the false modesty? Your image of the girl who dates the good boy but really wants the bad one -- that was good, that did it for me.

Amanda: Well, I am glad I could share my brilliance. You want a smoothie?

Kendall: No, actually. I want the truth. Why ditch ConFusion?

Amanda: Oh, I already told you -- ConFusion is great, but I just -- I don't want to manage a bar the rest of my life.

Kendall: Or maybe you came into some money.

Amanda: Me? Oh, now, where'd you get that?

Kendall: Well, you've been pretty close with J.R. lately. That BS story about flying to Fiji, some random stuff, and then I found out about the deal you tried to cut with Zach. You were in on the whole kidnap plot. Now, was it from the beginning or did you catch on later? And how much did J.R. pay you to keep you from going to the Feds?

J.R.: Ruth. It's been a long time.

Ruth: It's good to see you, J.R.

J.R.: Thanks.

Tad: So how are you holding up?

J.R.: Well, I only told my dad the truth.

Tad: Hmm. And we know how much he loves the truth.

J.R.: We'll see how it turns out.

Tad: Chin up.

Krystal: I already know everything about what you did, J.R., and how much your little kidnapping scam cost Adam.

J.R.: Ahem. If you want me to leave, I'll go.

Tad: No.

Krystal: No, no. This is Jenny's day, and I'm not going to ruin it, but if you want my opinion sometime, just stop by, and I'll give you a couple of earfuls.

Tad: Wear asbestos.

J.R.: Thanks.

Babe: Watch this. I'm going to write my name right here.

Little Adam: Push.

Babe: What do you want me to do, push that one?

J.R.: Well, that is quite a kingdom that you're building there, huh?

Little Adam: Push that one, too.

Babe: Look who's here -- hmm.

Little Adam: Push that one, too.

Babe: Push this one, too -- ok.

J.R.: How you doing?

Babe: Fine.

J.R.: Yeah?

Babe: Is that good? Did you see my muscles flex? Rah!

J.R.: Well, let me have it. You'll feel a lot better.

Babe: Your games with your father don't affect me.

J.R.: You hate what I did. You just didn't want to get into it at ConFusion.

Babe: I hate the example that you're setting for our son. In a few years, he's going to understand what you do, and if you don't think that it's a big deal, then neither will he. He loves you, J.R., and he'll imitate you. Then what happens when our son starts to duplicate your mistakes?

Aidan: Di let you move back into the big house, huh?

Del: Yeah -- right where I belong, but too damn late.

Aidan: Too late for what?

Del: To hook up with my new housemate.

Aidan: Who?

Del: Ava -- she moved in while I was in exile. She's hot, but Jonathan's got her all wrapped up.

Aidan: Jonathan?

Del: Yeah. Lucky SOB kept me up all night. Come on.

[Barbara secretly places a camera hidden inside a potted plant in Erica's hotel room]

[Elevator bell dings]

Erica: Ahem, ahem.

Maid: All done, Mrs. McPherson.

Erica: Thank you.

[Knock on door]

Erica: All clear?

Jack: Yeah, it's all clear. Oh.

Colby: Hey. Are you on litter duty or can you hang with me at the christening?

Sean: Oh, bad idea, Colby -- really bad.

Babe: You could've been killed.

J.R.: I'm fine.

Babe: I just don't want Little A growing up without a father.

J.R.: Look, the only person who lost out in this deal was my dad. Nobody else got hurt.

Babe: Look what games did to us, and my mother and your father. You're ruining lives.

J.R.: I'm going to get my father's fortune back, and when I hand him that ransom money, he's going to trust me. We'll be better than ever. You'll see.

Opal: Oh, my, would you just look at those gorgeous peepers? They are just exactly like my little baby Jenny's were.

Ruth: Oh, and you are going to grow up just as lovely as your namesake, aren't you, sweetheart?

Opal: Yeah. Ooh, you got the hiccups.

Joe: Yeah. That glow Jenny had was bright as sunshine.

Opal and Ruth: Mm-hmm.

Opal: That's right -- oh, look at her, she's yawning.

Jamie: So, you want to tell me why we're all at the beach today?

Tad: No, but she will.

Jamie: Ok.

Krystal: No, no, there's a reason -- let me tell. Hey, I want to tell everybody something -- excuse me.

Tad: Gather around.

Krystal: Hey, Babe? No, listen, I just have to say when Babe was just a tiny, tiny little thing, I was bumming a ride along the Gulf Coast with a good friend of mine -- Marv -- and, and we came across this beach just full of the happiest people. It was -- it was like a mirage, but it was -- but it was better. It was -- it was real, it was a real church picnic with all the trimmings and I said, "Marv?" I said, "Pull over," and -- no kidding. And we got out and we walked over there and those people just -- they just welcomed us like we were family.

Opal: Oh.

Krystal: And I said -- I said to the preacher, I said "Could you -- could you christen my little girl?" And he got everybody together and we all sang "Oh, father, bless the children," and after the ceremony, we just shared their food and their stories. They were just the finest people and, well, they weren't strangers anymore.

Opal: Oh.

Stuart: Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet.

Opal: That's right, yeah. People can sure be wonderful, you know, if you just give them a chance, huh?

Krystal: Well, the food is -- is fancier and we've got that fancy Yacht Club over there now instead of that little fishing shack, but the feeling is the same, and that was my point anyway.

[Krystal laughs]

Joe: Everybody --

Marian: Cheers.

Joe: May I have your attention first, please?

Tad: Oh, here we go.

Joe: Uh -- Tad wants to tell you why this day was chosen, a very special reason.

Tad: You tell them, Pop.

Joe: I will.

Krystal: Twist his arm.

Ruth: Opal.

Joe: Today is an anniversary.

Tad: You don't have to tell them which anniversary.

Joe: Many, many years ago --

Tad: It wasn't that many, Dad.

Joe: Many years ago on this very date --

Tad: Oh, Lord.

Joe: I officially became this young fellow's father.

Ruth: And I officially got to share him with Opal.

[Joe chuckles]

Joe: Anyway --

Opal: Well, he's such a handful that he needed two mamas.

[Ruth laughs]

Tad: Don't help me.

Opal: And he -- he deserved to have a fine man who loved him and that he could look up to.

Ruth: Thank you.

Opal: Mm-hmm, it's true.

Joe: Well, anyway, anyway, being Tad's father, while sometimes exasperating --

Tad: You could skip over this part, too.

Joe: Yeah, well --

Tad: Come on, speed it up, Pop.

Joe: Listen, I have never been prouder of anything than of being your father.

Stuart: Oh.

Joe: And I hope that our lovely granddaughter Jenny will bring you as much happiness as you have brought to us.

Ruth: Oh, she will, Joe. She will.

Tad: Hmm. You are nothing but an old softy.

Joe: Right. Never "old."

[Opal laughs]

Kendall: All you can depend on from J.R. is a trip to the hospital or the cemetery. Now, Amanda, I'm not challenging you or judging you. I mean, if you've found a way to drain J.R. of his cash, great. Wring him dry, sock it away, and then kiss him off.

Amanda: I am not a blackmailer.

Kendall: I -- I don't care. I don't care if you were in on the whole plot for -- for J.R. against Adam. It doesn't matter. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Amanda: I'm grateful, but I can take care of myself.

Kendall: All right, I'm being self-serving here.

Amanda: Hmm.

Kendall: You're smart and you're quick, and I don't want to lose you.

Amanda: Ok, you -- you should stop worrying.

Kendall: J.R. is sexy, ok? He sucks you in, he makes you forget how dangerous he is.

Amanda: Until it's nearly too late, but I am controlling this situation, ok, not J.R.

Kendall: What do you, Babe, and I have in common? What two things do we share?

Amanda: Riddles aren't my thing.

Kendall: We've all slept with J.R., and he came close to killing us all.

Del: Oh.

Jonathan: Why are you looking at me like that, Aidan?

Aidan: I thought I warned you about Ava, that she's trouble. Have you lost your mind or something?

Jonathan: Why? Because we spent the night together?

Aidan: You were against her moving in at first.

Del: Yeah, that was until he got some.

Jonathan: I gave Ava a second chance, I got to know her. Maybe you should, too.

Del: Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind getting to know her, either.

Jonathan: Hey, Del --

Aidan: Yeah, I know her well enough.

Jonathan: What happened? What happened with Ava that you can't get over it?

Aidan: I'm here to play ball, all right?

Del: You want to pass it here?

Jonathan: I want to know what happened that you won't give Ava a second chance.

Del: Could I get the ball?

Jonathan: Is it because -- because you're tight with Lily? Is that why? Because you once pretended to be her boyfriend?

Aidan: At least I still care about Lily.

Jonathan: You don't think I care about Lily? Is that what you're saying to me?

Aidan: You got a funny way of showing it, haven't you? How do you think Lily's going to feel when she finds out that you're in bed with her sister?

Jonathan: Lily knows, ok, Aidan? Thank you.

Aidan: Really?

Jonathan: She knows about Ava and I, yes.

Aidan: Well, that's a damn shame, isn't it?

Jonathan: I want you to stay out of my business.

Aidan: Wake up, Jonny, all right? The best thing that Ava can do for all of us is to disappear.

Di: Oh. Nice reflex. Did I mess up your game or were you guys taking a break? You were talking about how the personal dynamics at Wildwind have changed?

Jonathan: What did you do, put out a newsletter?

Del: I just told Aidan.

Jonathan: You know what? I wanted you both to stay out of my business.

Del: Well, stop broadcasting it.

Di: Ok, whoa, hey, guys. Guess I'm going to be combo a referee and -- and house mother at Wildwind until Julia gets back.

Del: What, Julia left you in charge?

Di: Yeah. Yes, she did. And about Ava, Jonathan -- there is something we need to get straight.

Jonathan: That's great. So, Aidan -- your boy there got to you, too, huh?

Di: You can't bail Ava out. She's got her responsibilities at Wildwind. You can't be doing her dishes and -- and cleaning up after her and -- and you can't take out her garbage when it's her day, ok?

Jonathan: Yes. I can live with that.

Di: Because she just needs to learn how to pull her own weight.

Aidan: Or Julia will throw her out when she gets back.

Di: Oh! Hey, all right. So me and Jonathan against you and Del, unless you're -- oh, hey -- unless you're scared that we're going to outshoot you.

Aidan: Huh. And what about you pulling your weight, huh? I always take out your garbage.

Di: Oh.

Aidan: Hmm?

Di: Well, that's just -- it's because I don't have as many lessons to learn as Ava.

Aidan: Oh, is that it?

Di: And you can't resist me when I ask you to.

Aidan: Oh, really?

Di: Uh-huh. Oh!

[Di laughs]

Del: Hey.

Di: Oh --

Del: Oh, come on.

Di: Yes, yes!

Del: Yes!

[Music plays at the Yacht Club]

Sean: No, no, no. Hey, look -- no, I want to go, but, you know, when I hang with your family, I want to look and smell a hell of a lot better than I do right now. But tomorrow's good, you know? If I'm not playing trash guy, you want to go out on a real date?

Colby: Yeah. Ok. Well, text me later with the details.

Sean: Ok.

Colby: You know, I really need to go. I don't want to be late for the ceremony. Oh, you know, I brought you something that is going to make your life a lot easier with this whole community service thing.

Sean: Oh, is there a backhoe in the parking lot?

Colby: Uh, no, not close. Here.

Sean: That's yours.

Colby: Oh, take it. I made the best playlist ever -- you're going to love it.

Sean: Wow. Awesome, thanks. You think of everything.

Colby: I try. Later.

Sean: Bye.

Singers: Think about freedom yeah oh, and the thought of you don't make you scared think about possibilities 'cause tomorrow's just a day away, yeah tomorrow's another

Barbara: Yes, I'm still holding. Glass of your best champagne, please.

Waiter: Absolutely.

Barbara: Thank you. Larry? Huh. You told me not to call unless I had some proof that Erica Kane was a fraud. Hold some airtime for your show, darling, tonight, because I have got the most priceless, irrefutable proof. Mm-hmm -- audio and video.

Erica: Oh, Jack.

Jack: Hmm?

Erica: This is so good.

Jack: Yeah, it is, absolutely. You know, this faux divorce can end anytime as far as I'm concerned, but this -- this needs to go on and on and on.

Erica: This is exciting.

Jack: Yeah, it is. You know what we should do?

Erica: What?

Jack: We should keep this room.

Erica: And use it only for --

Jack: Private meetings, exactly.

Erica: And in a few weeks, we're going to be able to do whatever we want once we reconcile.

Jack: Mm-hmm. Hmm. Oh, and that reminds me -- I have a present for you.

Erica: You do?

Jack: Mm-hmm.

Erica: Well, is it something I can wear?

Jack: No -- even better. Whoa.

[Shutter clicks]

Krystal: Oh. Now, traditionally, this is where we should introduce Jenny's new godparents, but typically Tad and I haven't asked them yet, so I guess we're all going to find out if they accept.

Tad: Yeah, there's no pressure, ok?

Krystal: No pressure.

Tad: No pressure.

Krystal: No pressure.

Tad: No pressure.

Krystal: And it doesn't take a whole lot of time, just a little bit of understanding.

Tad: James? Krystal and I would like you to be Jenny's godfather.

All: Aw!

Jamie: I'd be honored.

Tad: Get up here.

Krystal: Thank you.

Tad: Don't just sit there.

Jamie: Everybody started aw-ing.

Krystal: And as for Jenny's godmother, this really was a -- a no-brainer. Colby? Colby.

[Krystal chuckles]

Colby: Me?

Krystal: Yes. Who else? Come on now. You -- you delivered the baby. I mean, I think you should be her godmother, don't you?

Colby: I've never been a godmother before.

[Laughter]

Colby: I'm not even old enough!

Krystal: Well, no, there is no age limit. Don't worry about that.

Colby: I don't even know what to do.

Krystal: Colby, you're doing it!

Marian: Oh, come on, darling.

Colby: Ugh!

Marian: You love her.

Krystal: You just -- you just teach her, you advise her, you give her a shoulder to cry on, a little soft place to fall. Honey, if it weren't for you, we might not be having this celebration.

Colby: Yes.

Krystal: Yes?

Colby: Yes, I'll be her godmother!

Krystal: Oh!

Tad: Way to go, hero.

Ruth: Oh.

Krystal: Say "thank you." She's happy about that.

Colby: I know.

Tad: You can tell, she's sticking herself in the eye.

Colby: She's like, "Oh, God, what I can --"

Tad: "Oh, what am I going to do?"

Amanda: I am not leaving because I squeezed money out of J.R. or we've got anything going on.

Kendall: You deserve better.

Amanda: Yeah, and I learned a lot here, but it's not enough anymore. And no one's going to walk in and drop some golden opportunity in my lap.

Kendall: You're wrong. At our retreat, Amanda, you stepped up. Fusion needs team players like you. So, if you want more challenges or a bigger arena, it's right upstairs.

Jack: So, you don't deny it.

Erica: No. I can't hide behind my false pride any longer, Jack. I was wrong, I was so heartbreakingly wrong.

Jack: It takes a strong woman to admit that.

Erica: Well, I must've been mad to think that I could live, could dream of living my life without you. Living is so much more than merely breathing. My heart beating in my chest without you to hold, to cherish, is merely but a hollow thumping in my chest.

Jack: That's good, that's good. Then there's -- there's more, though.

Erica: Jack, even I can't pull this off. This script is horrible. We can't play this on our -- on my show. I mean, the FCC will lock me up.

Jack: Ok, wait, it's -- it's not what -- maybe it needs a little tweaking, I'll admit.

Erica: Well, how about we begin with my -- my bootlicking worship of you?

Jack: It's not that extreme.

Erica: "Extreme"? Jack, you are the perfect man, and I am the dopey woman who senselessly ruined our relationship.

Jack: Exactly. Now, can we please get back to my script?

Erica: You think by putting that drivel on paper, makes it real?

Jack: Drivel? You know what -- I don't need this attack.

Erica: And I don't need your twisted version of what happened to us!

Jack: Oh. You know what -- maybe this is a mistake, a big mistake.

Tad: Now, some of you -- take note -- are too young to remember your aunt, and I consider that to be one of the disadvantages of your youth, because Dad nailed it. Jenny was like the sun. No matter how complicated things were, no matter how bad things got, she -- she was always shining. In fact, I don't even think she had a dark side. That was more my territory --

Krystal: Hmm.

Tad: And I staked it out pretty well. Jenny, on the other hand, she -- I guess she just had faith in humanity. She always believed in the -- the best in people, even me. Yeah. No matter how bad I got, no matter how much I screwed up, she always believed that I would grow up to be the man she expected me to be. She was amazing. She was smart, she was kind, and she was funny. The fact is she -- she was probably everything that a parent could -- could dream of in a child. Nonetheless, Krystal and I want our Jenny to know when she grows up, she doesn't have to try to be anybody else. She doesn't have to live up to anyone else's example -- she's always going to be her own person. We just want her to know that her aunt, her namesake, is also her guardian angel, and she's a good one. I should know -- she's always been mine. This little critter's got a whole handful of guardian angels, what with Aunt Jenny, her Great-grandma Kate, and Dixie. Yeah, I think with -- with backup like that up there in the stars and all of you down here, you are going to do just fine. Whoo.

Minister: We receive this child into the congregation of Christ's flock. I baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Amen.

Jamie: It's a pretty big surprise, huh?

Colby: Oh, yeah. I honestly thought Babe would be her godmother. Huh. Didn't we?

Babe: So how's Amanda?

J.R.: Amanda?

Babe: Yeah, Amanda. I thought you'd bring her with you today. Ooh, good job.

J.R.: You're kidding, right?

Babe: J.R., Amanda's my friend. I want her to be ok.

J.R.: Why wouldn't she be?

Babe: Even you have to admit, you and Amanda involved -- that -- it's one I didn't see coming. Come here.

J.R.: Well, don't worry about Amanda.

Little Adam: No, you can't do that.

J.R.: She's stronger than you know.

Kendall: Ok, all right. Forget about J.R., or -- or whatever is happening or not happening with him. Help me. Help me, please, Amanda.

Amanda: Oh --

Kendall: The Fusion Green day and night launch is on top of us, and to say that we are unprepared is a major understatement.

Amanda: I don't know the cosmetics business.

Kendall: You'll learn, ok? You wear makeup, you're pretty. You -- you know what? You know what? You can do whatever you want. You can go as far as you want at Fusion. All right? Right now, we need you to stay manager at ConFusion, but it won't be long.

Amanda: What are you offering, exactly?

Kendall: All right. You think about what you want. Whatever you want. Come upstairs tomorrow, and we'll give it a shot.

Amanda: Ok.

[Amanda chuckles]

Kendall: Really? Great. Great! Fantastic. Ok. All right. Well, then we will see you tomorrow.

Amanda: Definitely.

Kendall: All right. Oh, right -- as far as J.R. is concerned, just make like a rabbit.

Amanda: Oh. There's no trouble in that department.

Kendall: Oh -- no. No, I mean run. Run far away from him. Quick, like a bunny. Run.

Di: Oh, Delbert, sit down easy on that bench. It's going to hurt after getting your ass whooped.

Del: You're up two lousy points.

Di: Well, just wait until we're rested. Jonathan, they're not talking about Ava or Lily. It's ok.

Jonathan: Thank you. Thanks for stepping in.

Di: Hey, I don't know if I helped.

Jonathan: You did. You put everything into perspective.

Di: Because Lily's the one that told me that she saw you and Ava kissing. I ran into her outside the house. You know, maybe -- I don't -- would you like to have a -- you know, have a drink after this?

Jonathan: I already talked to Lily about this, Di, ok?

Di: Huh.

Jonathan: I'm sorry. I'm just --

Di: Yeah.

Jonathan: Listen, I'm -- I'm always going to care for Lily, so this -- Ava and I -- it's going to be complicated.

Di: You think?

Jonathan: I'm not going to hurt Lily.

Di: And you think you can do that?

Jonathan: Yes. Can you help me? Can you get your boy off my back? So earlier, you called Ava to Fusion. Why?

Di: Oh. Um -- well, Kendall has figured out a way to use her in the new Fusion campaign.

Jonathan: That's great.

Di: Yeah.

Jonathan: That's great.

Babe: Get him. Keep burying him.

Jamie: I don't like this situation that I'm in.

[Babe chuckles]

Babe: Thanks.

J.R.: So, it's my turn. What's going on with you and Jamie? What's the story?

Babe: Um -- there isn't one.

J.R.: No? You guys haven't been spending a lot of late nights together?

Babe: Well, he was helping me study for my GED.

J.R.: Yeah. Well, he's a nice guy.

Jamie: Get that one.

Babe: Oh.

Jamie: Yes. We've been busy.

[Phone rings]

[Babe chuckles]

Babe: Come on, let's get you cleaned up.

J.R.: Hello?

Little Adam: He's all buried.

J.R.: Yeah, yeah. I'll be there in a few minutes. All right. Bye.

Krystal: What do you want?

Adam: Want? Nothing.

Krystal: Is that why you can't tear yourself away from Jenny's christening?

Adam: I came for lunch. I saw a crowd. I thought someone was in trouble.

Krystal: What do you want?

Erica: I'm going to put this script where it belongs.

Jack: No need, no need. I got the message, ok?

Erica: Did you?

Jack: Yeah.

Erica: Really? Because I don't want to ruin the club's plumbing.

Jack: Watch. In the wastebasket she goes.

Erica: I am still willing to go on the air and say that I'm the one who backed down. I mean, even though you were the one who came back to me.

Jack: Your viewers know that you were the one that walked out on me, that you were the one that wanted the divorce. Crow will be served. Bon appetit.

Erica: You were given script approval, not script fabrication. Look, Pam is working on a script now that I do believe will be mutually agreeable to both of us. And why don't we sit down and look over that script and make any necessary changes that we need to make together? All right?

Jack: Even fighting is more fun.

Erica: Oh, such a shame we spent so much time on it, so now we can't make up the way we want to.

Jack: Yeah.

Erica: I have to get back to the office. I have to pretend to despise you in public. I have a show to do. However --

Jack: Hmm?

Erica: Hold that thought.

Jack: Uh-huh. Ahem.

Jack: Ahem.

[After Erica and Jack leave, Barbara enters and removes the camera]

Krystal: Well, Colby's Jenny's godmother.

Adam: Ah. She must be very pleased.

Krystal: Proudest big sister you ever saw. So, you came down here to spy on normal people, huh?

Adam: I wasn't spying.

Krystal: Hmm. Right, you just came down here to get some lunch, only they stopped serving lunch about an hour ago, and you knew that.

Adam: I knew the baptism was today, and I was hoping to find a moment to talk to you alone.

Krystal: Well, I guess I saved you the trouble. What'd you want to say to me? Huh. Come on, Adam. How hard can it be, after everything you've said to me and how you said it?

Adam: This is -- this isn't easy.

Krystal: Evidently not. Maybe it's too soon. Or maybe it's too late. Whatever. Call me when the cat gives you back your tongue.

Singer: 'Cause every breath is wasted without you yes, every breath

Stuart: You kind of missed your chance, didn't you? Adam, this would be a good time, a perfect time to tell Krystal that you're sorry.

Singer: Without you

J.R.: I couldn't get here any faster. What do you want?

Amanda: My money.

J.R.: As soon as I nail Seamus Wong and Slater.

Amanda: I don't need the extra 4.5 million. Even if you get it back -- Adam's ransom money -- keep it. I can get by on 500 Gs.

J.R.: That's fine. How do you want it? 10s? 20s? 100s?

Amanda: I have to work.

J.R.: Yeah, like hell you do. You're practically rich. How do you want it?

Amanda: Hmm -- um -- transferred in my account.

J.R.: Yeah? It could take a couple of days. How's that? Is that fine?

Amanda: Hmm.

J.R.: I mean, to do it that fast -- an amount like that -- it could send red flags to the Feds. I have to take it slow.

Amanda: As long as I get it, the full amount in my account.

Di and Jonathan: Oh!

[Di laughs]

Jonathan: Come here!

Di: Ah! Ha-ha!

Jonathan: Yes! Yes!

Di: Jonathan and I will beat you two anytime you want.

[Di chuckles]

Jonathan: High-5.

Di: Oh.

Aidan: Congratulations are in order.

Di: Yeah, I think they are. I think --

Aidan: Here's a kiss, huh?

Di: I think we should go celebrate by you taking me out to dinner.

Aidan: Oh, yeah?

Di: That's what I think.

Aidan: Well, like you said earlier, I can't resist you.

Di: Uh-huh. Only one of the reasons I like you so much.

Aidan: Huh.

Di: Come on.

Del: Not bad for a guy who was up all night. So how is Ava? Is she kind of like the honeymoon you never got to have with Lily, or what?

Jonathan: If you ever ask me one more sick, stupid question about Ava or Lily, you will be sorry.

Barbara: Larry, the video is absolutely amazing! Oh, my goodness. You are going to die. It's Jack and Erica prepping for their grand reunion on her reality show. Oh, it's wonderful. It's all the dynamite anyone could possibly need to blow her off -- what are you doing -- Sean!

Sean: All right --

Barbara: Give me that.

Sean: Barbara, calm down --

Barbara: Give me my phone back!

Sean: Or we'll have to give you another injection.

Barbara: How dare you. Sean --

Sean: Hi, this is Dr. Webster at Oak Haven Psychiatric Facility. Yes, Ms. Montgomery has stolen my phone -- sorry about that. Put her back in her room, please! Thank you. Yes, rest assured, she will not bother you again. Thank you, thank you.

Barbara: Give me my phone. I have to call this man back and explain now.

[Splash]

Barbara: Oh, my God! You are buying me a new phone.

Sean: Yeah, hold your breath.

Barbara: Do you know who that man was?

Sean: Do I care? Huh, no.

Barbara: Great. Oh, no. No, no. No -- you touch that, you're going to really be in trouble. Sean --

Sean: Erica and Uncle Jack are getting back together.

[Sean chuckles]

Barbara: How can you be so absurdly naive? Erica is never involved, or cares about a man for that long. Jack is just ratings! That's all he is to her right now. Don't you understand that?

Sean: You know what, Mom? You couldn't be here when I was in trouble. But you always have time to come back and make trouble for other people. You know what? Just do everyone in this town a favor. Leave. No one wants to see your face.

Jamie: It's an emotional day. You're thinking about Kate, aren't you?

Tad: It's kind of hard not to. Yeah. This is Jenny's day. Her official welcome into the family.

Jamie: Kate's going to have her day with us, too, Dad. We'll find her. She'll come home.

Krystal: Hmm.

Colby: You're probably going to laugh at me and think I'm the most clueless godmother ever.

Krystal: Are you kidding me? She is going to just hang on your every word and think you're a goddess.

Joe: Everybody -- everybody? To family.

Krystal: Oh --

All: To family!

Stuart: To family.

Opal: To family.

Marian: Come on, we all have to clink. Oh! Whoa! Gotcha.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Tad: That's exactly what we are -- family, right?

Krystal: Yeah, yeah.

Tad: So what do you say to the idea that we make it official?

Babe: I am over J.R. You can have him.

Amanda: You hate me, don't you?

Adam: Why don't you and I try it again?

Erica: Ok, yes, let's get married.

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