AMC Transcript Monday 6/25/07

All My Children Transcript Monday 6/25/07


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Babe: Oh, my --

Kendall: Well?

Greenlee: What do you think?

Di: Hmm. It's like a -- it's like a spring morning after it rained, you know?

Babe: Oh, wait -- it's tranquility, serenity.

Di: Oh --

Babe: Oh, my goodness.

Di: Mmm.

Babe: Oh, my God.

Di: Profits, for sure.

Babe: Another comeback.

Kendall: Wait, wait, wait. So you like it, you like it?

Di: Yeah.

Babe: Like it? We love it! I mean, there is -- seriously, there's nothing else on the market like this, and now I finally understand that emergency late night meeting

Di: It's totally worth coming out at this hour.

Greenlee: Good, good, good! Well, we had to flush you out. We needed fresh noses. We've been doing this for hours. I can't smell a thing.

Di: Well, it is so nice.

Babe: , My goodness. It is so worth your time, because this is exactly what we wanted Fusion Green to be.

Di: It's fresh -- no, it's pure, you know, it's fresh, it's --

Babe: And it's one of a kind --

Greenlee: Extraordinary, right?

Kendall: It's to die for. It is. It is.

Zach: Hey -- are you talking about me behind my back?

J.R.: But why did you go to Slater for the ransom?

Adam: Well, I was in need of some liquid funds. My son's life was in danger. Oh, look how they beat you. I'm so sorry -- let me take you to the hospital to get you checked out.

J.R.: I'm -- I'm fine.

Adam: No, you may have internal injuries, or maybe a -- a concussion.

Amanda: He said he's fine. We both are.

Adam: Don't you play the victim. You didn't get beaten.

Amanda: Oh, just scared out of my wits, used.

Adam: When I saw that video, how badly they had beaten you -- and then -- and then we got the location, I was afraid to open that door, afraid of what I was going to find. Thank God you're ok.

J.R.: Um -- I stripped you of your company. I tried to do everything I could to hurt you. And now you might be losing everything because of me.

Adam: Doesn't matter. You're still my son. No matter what problems we have, you will always be my son. Besides, we're not going to lose much. Won't lose a thing. We'll make those bastards pay for it.

J.R.: What are you doing?

Adam: I'm calling the FBI.

J.R.: No, no, there's no reason to bring them into this.

Adam: What do you mean? There are 100 million reasons. I want those worms to pay.

Erica: Did you hear me?

Tad: Hear you? Do you have any idea how long I've waited, wanted, prayed to hear you say that to me? Do you have any idea how many nights that I have literally dreamed that you would show up and that you would beg me to make love with you?

Erica: Well, that's not exactly --

Tad: No, no, no, don't speak. I understand. Honey, I always have. Ever since we started working together all those years back on "The Cutting Edge." I mean, I know, believe me. All that wasted time, all those days spent aching side by side, and then watching with a sad longing as we went home with other people. In your case, a lot of other people. Just never me. To be honest, sometimes I felt like it was everybody but me. It was like we were star-crossed, you know? Something or someone always got in the way, whether it was, you know, husbands or wives, lovers. Until now. Now when we're free -- unshamed, unfettered even -- to give in to that delicious, throbbing chemistry.

Erica: I'm sorry, you have --

Tad: No, no, no, no, no -- don't speak, please. Please, don't speak. No, no, no, no, no. Now I get it, baby. I mean, who wouldn't? I mean, a woman like you. A woman of beauty and grace and passion, an animal for life. I know what's been going on. You've got needs. And I want to satisfy them. Maybe in ways that aren't entirely legal, but my point is that I'm your guy. And I want you to know that even if it's just for now -- if it's just one hot, steamy night, I'm cool. I'm down with that. I mean, just the idea of being able to get busy with you is making me the happiest man on earth.

Erica: Oh --

J.R.: We cannot -- we cannot call the Feds.

Adam: Why not? Don't you want these worms caught?

J.R.: More than anything. But we're working against a ticking clock right now. Slater's giving us 48 hours to make good on our loans or he's going to cash in our house and our stocks and --

Adam: Fine, fine, fine. All the more reason to have as much manpower as possible.

J.R.: Dad, government agency, red tape, everything by the book -- we're going to be chocking on bureaucratic bull. We hire our own guys. We get the best.

Adam: Yeah -- "the best" lost the money trail. We need reinforcements.

J.R.: We can handle it.

Adam: Son, I'm not going to risk everything I've built all of my life here for my family. No, you're home, you're safe, and I'm going to chase your captors right straight to hell. Now -- yes. Yes, I want to report a kidnapping.

Amanda: Flipping feds?

J.R.: Everything is going to be all right.

Amanda: No way. Not a chance. This can only go south. I signed on to help your fake kidnapping before it went bust. The FBI was not part of the deal.

J.R.: That's fine, but can we not do this right now?

Amanda: I'm not waiting till they read me my rights. I'm out.

J.R.: No, Amanda, relax. Just relax, Amanda.

Amanda: I am cold, hungry, and dirty. I do not need men in black suits breathing down my neck.

J.R.: So go take a shower.

Amanda: While you still own it?

J.R.: Take a shower, go borrow some of Colby's clothes, and we'll talk about this in a minute, ok?

Amanda: Just to clue you in -- this neck -- not sticking it out for you.

Adam: 300 River Road. Yeah, got it. We'll be here. Everything all right?

J.R.: Yeah, everything's fine. I think Amanda just needs to get some rest. She's going to be better once she freshens up.

Amanda: I doubt it.

J.R.: So, what did the Feds say?

Adam: Well, they're not going to send anybody out here till morrow since -- since you're not in any danger. No use in prolonging this night. Son, there were moments in the last few hours when I really thought I was never going to see you again. My prayers have been answered.

J.R.: Well, not all of them. No matter what the Feds do, we need to go after this ransom ourselves.

Kendall: Honey, what are you doing here? Hi.

Zach: What's going on here?

Kendall: Wait. Halt. Stop. Close your eyes. Just close them, close them. Give me this. Close them. Wait, smell this. What does it smell like?

Zach: It smells like our condo. I was there looking for you and the whole place is saturated with the thing.

Babe: What, Fusion Green? Wild guess?

Zach: Yeah, it smells great, by the way.

Kendall: Yeah? Oh, honey, wait. You are going to love our new -- wait till you see our new ad campaign.

Greenlee: Concept campaign.

Kendall: Right, it -- honey, I'm telling you, we -- we are doing so good. Fusion is back. It's back.

Zach: That's great.

Kendall: Ok, don't say another fantastic word about our fantastic product until I come back, all right? So, come with me. You are going to love this. You are just going to eat this right up.

Di: I am already loving it, but -- girls, if I stay here one second longer, I'm going to fall asleep on this bar. I'm going to take one of these to go, though, so I can -- can sleep with it and dream about all the green that Fusion is going to make. No, you -- you guys did it. Congratulations.

Greenlee: Well, I could not have done it without Kendall.

Di: Hmm. Good night.

Babe: Good night.

Greenlee: I'm -- I'm sorry Kendall and I got you out of bed. It's just we were so excited, we couldn't wait.

Babe: It's cool. I actually needed the break. I was in the middle of an all-nighter.

Greenlee: I'm afraid to ask.

Babe: Studying. Cramming, actually. My GED test is tomorrow.

Kendall: It was the most amazing thing I have experienced in forever. It was phenomenal it was -- you don't understand. You don't understand. Greenlee and I have not been this inspired since we -- Simone's lips were glued shut.

Zach: That's a good story, I'm sure.

Kendall: No, no -- let me tell you, this is exactly the way that it was back then. It was do or die. We had our backs against the wall, and -- and -- and there was no turning back. Zach, we nailed it. We nailed it out of the park, out of the stratosphere. It was amazing. Oh, you have no idea. One of us got tired, the other one took over. It was give and take, yin and yang. Snap your fingers, it could have been like years ago when -- when things were great before the mess.

Zach: Snap your fingers, and Greenlee's back wanting what she can't have.

Kendall: What Greenlee and I shared -- it was there. It was there tonight in -- in that kitchen with that stinky pot on the stove. Now, maybe it's just for tonight, maybe it'll be gone tomorrow, but it was there. It happened, so it's possible. So, kill me for trying to have some hope for the future.

Zach: Nothing wrong with hope.

Kendall: You just don't want me to choke on it? I'm telling you, Zach, Greenlee was in a real bad place she -- she -- she was cool. I mean, there was no drama at all. We -- we bonded over missing Simone.

Zach: And do you think part of the reason why she was in this very good place is because Spike is with Ryan and Annie far away?

Kendall: Spike was there, sort of. She asked me about him and about my pregnancy. So I told her. I told her everything -- anything she wanted to know.

Zach: What she wanted was information.

Kendall: She wanted to know, Zach.

Zach: Uh-huh.

Kendall: She did. And she was actually being really sweet, for Greenlee. I think it made us closer, and helped her understand. I'm not naive, Zach. But I -- I just -- I can't keep seeing Greenlee as the enemy.

Zach: I can.

Kendall: She freaked out when we let her -- when she held Spike because she wasn't ready for it.

Zach: I saw her face when she was holding that little kid, and she was ready. She wants Spike.

Kendall: She dropped the custody suit.

Zach: There are other ways to get a kid, you know that.

Kendall: Listen -- listen, I -- I know her. She -- she finally sees that Spike is where he belongs -- with us. What Greenlee really wants is a life with Ryan.

Zach: Ah. And there's the rub. Ryan's married to Annie. What are we going to do when the happy couple comes back? You going to be there for the fallout?

Kendall: Maybe in time, Greenlee will understand, and she'll move on.

Zach: I'm very happy you're at a nice moment over a pot of perfume. Greenlee is still Greenlee.

Greenlee: It's a well publicized fact that I can be a bitch. I'm sorry.

Babe: It's all right.

Greenlee: No, it's not. I pounded you for being a dropout loser. I hope you do well on your test tomorrow.

Babe: I hope so, too. I want to thank you.

Greenlee: What, did you smell too much of this? Has the fumes gone to your head?

Babe: I mean it. I owe you, bigtime.

Tad: Mmm.

Erica: Tad, I'm -- I'm afraid that you've misunderstood.

Tad: No, no, no -- don't be coy. Please, please, don't. Just get ready for the ride of your life. It's going to be a bumpy night.

[Tad purrs]

Erica: Oh, you -- you are so bad.

Tad: No, you're so bad. You're the worst. Come on, Erica, what are you going to do? You're going to lock me up in a hotel room all night? A couple witnesses, huh? Maybe a TV camera just so Jackson's going to think we slept together?

Erica: Will you do it?

Tad: No. Come on, this is getting ridiculous.

Erica: Why?

Tad: There's not a lot that I wouldn't do for you, honestly, but I've done everything. I've wined you, I've dined you, I've kissed you. I massaged the back of your --

Erica: Yeah, I remember.

Tad: And it was -- quite nice, I got to tell you. You got it going on. You got a little junk in the trunk.

Erica: Thank you, but why won't you help me?

Tad: Because, honey, you're Erica Kane. Don't you see you're better than this? This is -- this is kid stuff. This is amateur hour. All this effort that you and I have expended just so you could get the desired reaction out of Jackson. He's one of the best men I've ever known in my entire life. I know how you feel about him. Why don't you just stop behaving like a couple of jerks? Go to him, look him in the eye, and tell him you love him every bit as much as he loves you.

Erica: No, I won't go to Jack. Either he comes to me, or it's over.

J.R.: You look tired. You feeling all right?

Adam: Now that you're home, yeah.

J.R.: Have you been taking your meds?

Adam: Oh -- Colby is fanatical. It's not important.

J.R.: Yes, it is. I want you healthy. Maybe you should go get some sleep. We'll talk about this in the morning.

Adam: I'm not sure I'm ready to let you out of my sight.

J.R.: You know all that -- that noise I was making about changing my name to a Martin? That's all it was. It was just noise. I would have never gone through with it. The one thing that I -- I realized through all of this is I'm very much your son, and I always will be.

Tad: Forgive me, but I don't think ultimatums are going to work.

Erica: I can't play to Jack's ego. I won't be the -- the first one to give in.

Tad: Why? Because you think that's going to make you look like the loser? Honey, this life is precious, it's short. It's not about, you know, who caves first or keeping score or who did what to whom. You love Jack. Go to him, lay it out, tell him you love him.

Erica: It's not that simple.

Tad: Yes, it is. You're making the same mistake I did, the worst mistake in my life, and all that's going to happen is you're going to end up tripping over your ego, while you and Jackson are busy pointing fingers and trying to blame each other.

Erica: You know what, Tad? If you won't help me, I'll find someone who will.

Tad: I am trying to help you. Erica, this is exactly what I did with Dixie. Don't you -- look, you know as well as anybody that I loved Dixie more than I loved anything or anybody on this earth. And because of it, most of the time, I was so scared -- I felt so vulnerable -- that the minute she -- she didn't behave the way I wanted to, or think the way I wanted her to, all right, I pushed her away, by playing these types of games. And when she turned to -- to David, I pushed harder. I even found a way to -- to use our looking for Kate against her. I mean, I blamed her for everything. And by the time I finally realized what a jerk I was being, it was too late. You love each other. Tell him.

Erica: Look, Tad, I -- I really do appreciate your concern. And I -- I am so sorry about Dixie. But I know what I'm doing.

Tad: Oh, I guess this means we -- we aren't going to engage in a round of slap and tickle?

Erica: And ruin a beautiful friendship?

Tad: Well, then -- good night, sweetie.

Erica: Good night.


Erica: Oh!

[Tad gasps as Erica collides with a waiter]

Tad: Erica! Oh, my God! Erica? Get up. Are you ok?

Troy: Ms. Kane -- Ms. Kane --

Tad: Are you all right?

Troy: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm such a klutz!

Tad: Oh, baby. You going to be ok? Huh?

Kendall: Honey, you don't know Greenlee the way that I do. What -- what we had together, what we created -- Fusion, Spike. I mean, yeah, she -- she can be out of her mind sometimes, and she's all about getting what she wants. But underneath all that craziness, I would trust Greenlee with my life.

Zach: She tried to hijack your son.

Kendall: Yes, I know that. It was reflex, Zach. Complete and utter reflex. She's hurt, she's angry, so she lashed out. She apologized.

Zach: She apologized?

Kendall: Yeah.

Zach: Oh, good, that's so sweet.

Kendall: All right, ok, I get it. I get it -- the warm fuzzies may be over by sunup, but that's not your call to make. You weren't there tonight, and you weren't there years ago when things between Greenlee and I were golden.

Zach: Well, you can't go back there. Too much damage.

Kendall: All I want is a chance for she and I to rebuild what we had. I need you to let me do that.

Zach: I don't like what she did to you. I don't trust her, but you want me to back off, I'll back off.

Kendall: Really?

Zach: Really.

Kendall: That was too easy. There's a "but" or a "however" in there somewhere.

Zach: There is. Greenlee came at you from all kinds of different angles, but if you want me to leave her alone, I will. However, if she comes after you or Spike again, all bets are off. She won't know what hit her.

Babe: Well, the countdown's on. Not nearly enough study hours left.

Greenlee: Oh, no, wait. You can't just throw me a thank-you and walk away, especially when it doesn't make any sense. I mean, I took back your Fusion shares. I pushed you until you quit. The only thing I deserve is -- I don't know -- a slap in the face?

Babe: I'm not going to argue with you. You were a complete jerk. But you have also given me the chance to prove myself. Not once, twice.

Greenlee: I think I need a drink. Do you want one? A hit of sugar and caffeine to get you through the night?

Babe: Sure.

Greenlee: You know, all that I did was grind you. Where I come from, that doesn't merit a thank-you.

Babe: I know that you gave me your shares just to tick off Kendall. But it was also the first time in my life that anyone has ever given me that kind of responsibility.

Greenlee: But I just thought you'd tank if Kendall didn't kill you first.

Babe: I know, and I didn't care. I mean, me a -- a high school dropout bartender. I mean, partner of Fusion cosmetics? Do you have any idea what a rush that was? So I -- I studied hard, and I learned what I could, and of course, there were -- there were the days that I wanted to quit, but I didn't, and I found out that I'm good at this. I'm better than good.

Greenlee: Yeah, and Zoe's record company really thinks so, too.

Babe: And then you came back and you t all out from underneath me. And at first, I was angry. But then I got to thinking, you know what? I was just -- I was getting a little bit too comfortable, and having to fight my way back -- I mean, you -- you made me step up my game, and I am smarter and I'm stronger now because of it, and I'm more committed to -- to this company and to my family. And now, I can -- I can actually see what's important. And I know that I can make it happen.

Greenlee: Is this sunny-side-up thing for real? Because you sound like a fortune cookie from hell.

Babe: It's real. And I owe it to you.

Adam: You and I ought to pool our thoughts about these maggots, about what I thought, what you know, hmm? Maybe we can fill in each other's blanks. Where did you -- where did they grab you?

J.R.: I was with Amanda.

Adam: Oh, well, that's unfortunate. Hmm. Yeah, I guess it was enough of a nightmare already, being trapped in a small place with that piece of work.

J.R.: Is there anything you remember specific about the kidnapper who called you?

Adam: Yeah, well -- I remember the man's voice. I'd remember that again if I heard it, of course. And the website, which I told you about. And that Seamus Wong that came by from your office. I -- I had no idea you had been kidnapped at that point. And then there was the phone call and the web -- with the webcam. And that's --

J.R.: Does anybody else know?

Adam: No. Well, he told me not to tell anyone else, so I obeyed orders. I felt totally powerless.

Colby: Oh, my God. Who busted your face?

J.R.: It's over.

Colby: What's over?

Adam: J.R. was kidnapped, Colby.

Colby: What? How? When? Why? Are you ok?

J.R.: I'm ?

Colby: I -- no wonder why you've been so uptight these last couple of days. You should have clued me in. I could have helped you.

Adam: Well, it would be better if -- that you didn't. You'll be safer.

Colby: You could have died. It must have been terrible. Come here.

Amanda: Well, at least he had company. Thanks for the clothes.

Colby: You were with him?

Amanda: Every stomach-turning, nightmare moment.

Colby: Wait -- what about Babe? Does Babe know? She -- she needs to know. She'll totally freak --

Adam: No, no, no, no. No, Babe doesn't know. She's not to know. No one is to be told.

Colby: Why not? It's over, right?

Adam: Well, there's the matter of the ransom. We want to get the money back.

Colby: Well, isn't that too dangerous? Just let them have it.

Amanda: $100 million? Yeah, as if.

Colby: Oh, my God.

Amanda: Whoo-hoo, J.R is rescued, only to have his whole family thrown out on the street. Oh. If your daddy doesn't get that cash back, he loses everything. You could say good-bye to your walk-in closet and your spa bath.

Colby: What is she talking about? What are you going to do?

Adam: We're going to get the money back. And the best way to go about that is to keep quiet. Very quiet. Just the four of us and the authorities. No one else need know. Now, I know it's a bit of a challenge, but not one word. Do you understand? You and your mother never know when to keep your mouth shut.

Amanda: Where do you get off?

Adam: Do you understand?

Amanda: If I want to hold a press conference, I will.

Adam: Oh, you do that and you're going to end up back in that pit.

Amanda: I just went through hell, and he's threatening me.

J.R.: It's all right, Amanda, ok?

Amanda: No, you know what? Losing $100 million does not touch what I can do to you.

Adam: Oh, really? What would that be? You going to get a couple of paddles and threaten to fry my heart again?

Amanda: I can stop it cold. One more word, and I will blow your world to hell.

J.R.: It is late, Amanda. You need to get some sleep, ok? Just take it easy. We're all a little --

Amanda: Your dad treats me like trash.

Adam: Maybe I should treat you like you're crazy -- that would be closer to the truth.

Amanda: You so deserve to be gutted.

J.R.: Amanda, Dad, please. You're tired. Let me get one of the security guards to drive you home, ok? Come on.

Colby: Dad, J.R. could've died, and you didn't say anything, and the money?

Adam: Yeah.

Colby: Hey, are you ok?

Adam: Yes, yes, I am ok. I don't want you to worry. I'll take care of everything. Ah.

[Adam chuckles as he hugs his daughter]

J.R.: What was that all about?

Amanda: Your father is such a snake.

J.R.: Doesn't mean you lay the truth on him.

Amanda: What about the FBI, J.R., huh? I'm not lying to the feds -- that is a felony, a federal felony. You can go to federal prison, hard-core years in prison followed by an ankle bracelet.

J.R.: I will make sure that that doesn't happen.

Amanda: You can't.

J.R.: You have to go along with me on this.

Amanda: You give me one reason.

J.R.: Because it would kill my father.

Babe: It turns out that I have to get ticked off to get my act together and who ticks me off better than you?

Greenlee: Ok, well, um -- you're welcome, I guess?

Babe: But the best part of all of it --

Greenlee: Oh, my God. There's more?

Babe: Yes, there's more, and I'm almost finished. The best part is that you gave me faith -- in myself and what I can accomplish, and even more important, I can make Little Adam proud of me. That is something that I was always afraid of -- that he would grow up thinking that his mama did nothing but screw up, and now, I'm -- I'm so close to having everything that I've ever wanted. I really do owe that to you.

Kendall: I have loved Greenlee like a sister before, but I know what she's capable of. I mean, maybe -- maybe I'm asking for the impossible. But I know how we were, I know how we used to be, and I just want to give it a shot again.

Zach: All I want is for you to be happy after everything you've gone through with me, Spike I just want everything to be ok, that's all.

Kendall: So you'll back off?

Zach: Yeah, I'll back off. Wouldn't do it for anybody else. Maybe I just love you too much.

Kendall: Hmm. That's impossible.

Zach: Yeah?

Kendall: Mm-hmm.

Zach: Hmm.

Kendall: Mm-hmm?

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Joe: Well, blood pressure and her heartbeat, normal. You took a bump on the head, but there's no sign of concussion -- no cuts, no sprains, no contusions.

Erica: The only damage is to my pride.

Joe: Yeah.

Tad: Gosh, I don't think they make slings that big.

Joe: You could stay -- you could stay the night if you like, I mean, for observation, but that's up to you.

Erica: Well, no, I think there's been enough drama for one night.

Joe: Ok.

Erica: My own bed is all I need.

Joe: Well, give me a call in the morning, as we say, and let me know how you're feeling.

Erica: Oh, thank you, I will.

Joe: Ok.

Erica: Thank you, Joe.

Joe: Good night, Erica.

Erica: Good night.

Joe: Oh, one other thing -- the news of this incident of yours has probably made the newspapers. You know, the tabloids have probably got you in a body cast. Would you like me to call Jack, or anyone, you know? Let them know how you are, that everything's ok. No use in them worrying, huh?

Erica: Well, that's very, very sweet of you, Joe, but I'll take care of it.

Joe: Ok, ok. Well, I'll have the nurse come in and check you out.

Erica: Thank you.

Joe: Ok.

Erica: Thank you.

Tad: Night, Pop. Well, come on. That's it. I'll get you home.

Erica: Not so fast.

Nurse: Ready to check out, Ms. Kane?

Erica: I, uh -- oh.

Tad: Erica.

Nurse: Are you all right? Should I call Dr. Martin?

Erica: Oh -- no, no, it's nothing. I'm just a little dizzy. I think I will take Dr. Martin's advice and stay here the night.

Nurse: I'll tell the front desk.

Tad: What are you up to?

Amanda: At least now you admit it -- you care about your father. So why did you jack up this whole scheme to snap him in two?

J.R.: Because I thought I wanted him to pay.

Amanda: But all you wanted was a welcome-home hug, him to call you "son"? You are so easy.

J.R.: I don't expect you to understand -- it's complicated. Family happens to mean a lot to me.

Amanda: Oh, and I couldn't possibly get that because my mom's nuts and my dad's dead?

J.R.: My father could lose everything to Slater -- because of me.

Amanda: And that's a problem because? Look, I saw how much it meant to you when your dad hugged you and said he loved you, but still --

J.R.: Just say that you will help me, please.

Amanda: I was with you when it was the "let's nail Adam show," but perjury, the FBI, prison time, all so that you can hold on to your love fest with your daddy? Forget it.

J.R.: You were ready to lie before.

Amanda: That is because there was a big payday at the end of it. Now, there's a big, fat zip. I have suffered way too much for nothing, so excuse me if I sing like a bird.

J.R.: What if you still get your money?

Tad: Come on, get out of the bed now -- come on.

Erica: Oh -- an hour ago, you couldn't wait to get me in bed.

Tad: No, come on. Get out of the bed.

Erica: No, you heard what Joe said -- I took quite a bump on my head.

Tad: You're faking it.

Erica: I never fake it.

Tad: You know what I mean. Oh, come on, don't do this. Don't play a game like this. I know how you feel about Jack. Just go tell him.

Erica: Why, when fate has given me such a wonderful alternative?

Tad: Listen, fate might be just about to kick you in the head.

Erica: Fate is going to give me the opportunity to get exactly what I want.

Tad: And what if you don't, huh? What if you end up losing Jack because of this?

Erica: Hmm. I feel kind of faint.

Tad: Oh. Room spinning?

Erica: Like a whirligig.

Tad: I'll bet. All right, fine. You know what, sweetheart? Watch -- this -- this here is me, removing myself from your insanity.

Amanda: You lock a girl in a cellar, she'll come out wanting things. I want what you promised -- I want $500,000.

J.R.: You tell the FBI that you know nothing, and you saw nothing, and we have a deal, but you're going to have to wait till I get you that ransom money.

Amanda: Don't let me keep you.

J.R.: It might take a while. I'm pretty sure Seamus Wong is behind the double-cross, but he's vanished, I can't seem to get him on his phone, but I'm going to find him and when I do, I'll get you your cut.

[Amanda chuckles]

Amanda: You see, I don't think that you understand. The $500,000 is what I get if you don't find your daddy's ransom money.

J.R.: You're crazy.

Amanda: Your dad thinks so, but I'm not. You see, he may go bust in this, but "you" still haven't lost a penny. You are still a rich, rich guy. So, if you do find the ransom money, my cut for my services goes up to 5 million.

J.R.: That's blackmail.

Amanda: And it turns me on.

J.R.: Oh, God, you're twisted.

Amanda: Hmm. And sick of being used. So, it keeps your daddy loving you and your butt out of jail. Everyone's happy.

Kendall: See? This is going to be, what? Our toners and our lotions and the scent of our candles. Ah -- tell me how much you love it again.

Zach: I love it. It smells --

Kendall: You love it!

Zach: Green. It smells like genius.

Kendall: "Genius"?

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Kendall: Are you saying that because I sleep with you?

Zach: Oh, God, that's not a bad idea.

Kendall: Well, let me tell you, it's going to be very subtle, a very subtle campaign -- soft images, soft colors, not a lot of words, very -- very simple and subtle. You want to hear this or not?

Zach: No, sure, I do, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Kendall: Ok -- so, it's -- it's not going to be a hard sell. It's all about the feeling, the -- the Fusion feeling. Fresh -- fresh, fresh.

Zach: Sure, sure.

Kendall: Yeah. Um -- eternal --

Zach: Mm-hmm.

Kendall: Eternal.

Zach: Sure.

Kendall: Incorrigible --

Zach: Yeah. Listen, here's my problem.

Kendall: Oh, wait.

Zach: We got a brand-new house, brand-new bed, and we're not in it, because we're here talking about some campaign.

Kendall: Yeah, I'm talking. You're --

Zach: Ready to go home -- too much green for me.

Kendall: All right. Ok. I'm going to bring all of this to the back and then you can have me. Then I'm yours, all yours.

[Kendall giggles as she walks away]

Zach: Hmm.

[Phone rings]

Adam: Chandler.

Zach: Hey, it's me.

Adam: What the devil are you doing calling me at this hour?

Zach: Just checking in. Any progress on tracking my money?

Adam: I'll find it.

Zach: Good. I would hate to have to exercise my option.

Adam: I bet.

Zach: Hey, Adam?

Adam: What?

Zach: Sweet dreams.

[Zach chuckles after Adam slams the phone shut]

Kendall: Hmm.

[Zach sighs]

Zach: You ready?

Kendall: Yes, I am. Wait -- I need the goods.

Zach: I'll take this.

Babe: This really is brilliant. So, how did you and Kendall go from waving lawsuits to creating Fusion magic?

Greenlee: I guess it started when she let me hold Spike.

Babe: Wow. She let you hold him? How did it feel?

Greenlee: It felt right. It felt too right.

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Annie (to Greenlee): You may not want me here, but you better get used to it because there's no way I'm leaving.

J.R. (to Zach): Don't come crying to me when you get a slice of Chandler, and I'm calling the shots.

Amanda (to Aidan): A man is missing. I need you to help me find him.

Aidan: I'm on it.

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